The guy whose girlfriend had screenshots of his nudes, she didn't say anything because she was plotting his demise LOL
@goodbher92442 жыл бұрын
Yeah. She was planning absolute distraction. 😂
@jesseellen74712 жыл бұрын
Goes without saying 🤣🤣
@mrDavidStudents2 жыл бұрын
She was slowly poisoning him 😂😂
@reddunk3744 Жыл бұрын
Destruction dictionary use it fam
@Bouquetofflowers4982 жыл бұрын
I’ve learned so much British slang from SNG
@HinataUchiha_222 жыл бұрын
At this point if I zone out I sometimes say things with a British accent
@AikiraBeats2 жыл бұрын
Same I’ve found myself repeating some of it without realizing till one of my friends point it out to me .
@raizelcortez32192 жыл бұрын
Same lmaoooo I found this channel 3 days ago and didn’t understand a lot of it but by now I understand all of it. Idk if I know enough to use it myself, but enough to know what’s being said lol
@deborahl30832 жыл бұрын
I was JUST thinking that, lol
@G4MMABA32 жыл бұрын
I’m completely here for the English slang; im literally thinking about my text in English-English , no shame, I love the UK 🇬🇧
@karicecupid71432 жыл бұрын
Fuhad screaming "WHO'S BREASTMILK?!?!" is killing me 😭💀💀
@junglekxngtalksanime2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@juniorsanchez35282 жыл бұрын
That fucking sweetened me 😂😂
@hassand8502 жыл бұрын
Homelander type vibes
@thenightingale5802 жыл бұрын
Breast milk isn’t a fetish. Bodybuilders drink it. Supposedly amazing results. And cancer patients…but still funny!
@BungaloHippo2 жыл бұрын
THATS A BLACK MARRRKET!!
@lachlanmceachen5062 жыл бұрын
“Don’t look at me like that” there’s definitely an inside joke we need to hear about pls 😂
@mayineverlosewonder2 жыл бұрын
Oh James must have...
@ceha95172 жыл бұрын
James did this before 😎
@swaggerish2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him so serious to change the subject😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@klmgaragegainer41962 жыл бұрын
Manz used it 🤣😂🤣
@How-to_with_Kimmie2 жыл бұрын
It's about a deserted island 😂😂😂 the episode on "wierd kinks you went along with because you liked someome"
@Heyitsvickie2 жыл бұрын
The mom twerking for the dad killed me 😭😭 “bah, bah” 😭
@makeupmakeupmakeup74712 жыл бұрын
I cant with James lmaoooo
@UdaamWright2 жыл бұрын
The BACKHAND!😂
@truelifestories50102 жыл бұрын
'shake that ish' 🤣🤣
@heyitsshay6058 Жыл бұрын
"Pop it" 🤣🤣🤣
@marlonjohnson82552 жыл бұрын
The inside joke flew over everyone head when he said “my bf said to another girl that I was his sister” 😂 he’s guilty fam “don’t look at me like that” 😂😂
@islabee94 Жыл бұрын
That was obvious I thought
@dreadmacklemore9951 Жыл бұрын
Yes you're the only one who got it
@coltapesteph2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James trying to justify the pictures for 5k/month 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
@KayciazWorld2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was definitely invested in that one lmao
@Thelucky232 жыл бұрын
Quickly. James would do a lot for 5k/mo as long as he didn’t have to answer to anyone… ie no response from the old man. 😅😂😂😂😂
@samuelanyaehie6557 Жыл бұрын
i'd do the same
@danstv_ Жыл бұрын
I need that link Cus 5k a month?? Yes please🤭
@samuelanyaehie6557 Жыл бұрын
@@danstv_ fr, 5k a month is a whole job on its own.
@siobhanmcfadden34342 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 James trying to talk Fuhad into the old man photos.
@minarhassan2 жыл бұрын
James depiction of the bathroom nude photo😂😂 My man is not fumbling the bag.
@rhilowe59862 жыл бұрын
I love how childish James is with the try not to laugh challenge 🤣🤣
@troyesivansmaid70092 жыл бұрын
James trying to justify the pictures for 5k a month really got me considering it 😭🤣🤣
@kristienwhitney-johns5863 Жыл бұрын
I'll do it for 4
@sdot_gz4 ай бұрын
5 bags is 5 bags
@KDiamond6664 ай бұрын
I want that old man’s info lol 😂
@gosele7772 жыл бұрын
Yall make Mondays so much more bearable! 😭❤️Love from SA🇿🇦
@greenmess7752 жыл бұрын
Faaaacts
@daynhughes7732 жыл бұрын
Gang gang ❤🥰
@dimakatsomolepo74432 жыл бұрын
Jooo 😭🤌🏾
@Liwa2Hottie2 жыл бұрын
We here🔥❗❗
@amie53952 жыл бұрын
I look forward for Mondays now 😅
@tonyahouck34222 жыл бұрын
James “don’t look at me like that” ☠️☠️☠️☠️ That was a past convo for SURE!!😂😂😂😂😂
@smooshiee47802 жыл бұрын
The pure shot of dopamine to my brain listening to these dudes just CACKLE is ridiculous lol I don’t even under them half the time but I love it
@reddunk3744 Жыл бұрын
Proper word is understand. Two seconds to go over your grammar is not too difficult fam
@angelbauzo82 жыл бұрын
The fact that you guys moved Question of the week to the beginning of the episode is a banger💯🔥
@ChrisAnneAmoy2 жыл бұрын
I’m SCREAMING at the fuhad being a single dad of 2 daughters scenario. The moms and female teachers would be creaming 😂😂
@JoejoeEng2 жыл бұрын
mom?
@2crisp632 жыл бұрын
@@JoejoeEng ?
@HarlemGeechee2 жыл бұрын
When James said, “My whole life’s a fallacy, I have to leave now, who am I with” about the breast milk, I fucking DIED! 💀😭
@isbelala45322 жыл бұрын
James is just so committed in these hipothetical situations
@barbararibaric43892 жыл бұрын
The way James says “butters” get’s me every time 🤣🤣🤣👌
@belindakelly61592 жыл бұрын
James's laugh is infectious 🤣🤣
@jacolucas1595 Жыл бұрын
"That's terrifying... cause you could just kill me tomorrow and just keep my feet in a jar. You're gonna keep my feet in a jar - I know you are. You gonna preserve the ting. Cause that's what you like. That's what you're about. I have to bounce" I cried tears from laughing. Literally 😭😭😭😂😂😂
@annabel.okonkwo Жыл бұрын
I was 2 seconds from that part when I started reading your comment ,😭😭
@Amber6231 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Lifewith_Asyaaa2 жыл бұрын
It’s me already laughing before the jokes even start 😂
@Kusanagi76182 жыл бұрын
That's me all the time. "What do you call....* me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sunitatum94219 ай бұрын
PLEASE make this SHAKESPEARE a regular segment depicting various topics....I LOVE IT!!!
@fanelemtshali88475 ай бұрын
Bars🤠
@dachamp12922 жыл бұрын
“It ends now” 4:00 in… who remembers the family running up the cable Bill with porn and the dad blurting that out at dinner?I can’t be the only one thought of that!
@datflyingsandal Жыл бұрын
To date,that is the best response ever received on this podcast💀💀💀
@lynnewillett8064 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same. “It stops now” kills me
@keleighnycole27584 ай бұрын
Yes! Where can I find that video?!
@silkinajackson2892 Жыл бұрын
Using Shakespearean language to tell someone their breathe smells has done me in ~ "Flee from Me" HILARIOUS 😂 🤣😂🤣
@holliejane36052 жыл бұрын
My dad used to BEG to be the one to take me to parents evening. This was like 20 years ago and he was newly single, muscles upon muscles. My guy would be walking up and down the corridors of my school with his sunglasses on. It was parents EVENING. No sun. I would watch my teachers swoon and I’d be sat there like fuck all of u. Slags
@UncleBenjs2 жыл бұрын
Looooooooool
@Enigmajestic12 жыл бұрын
🤣 women love dad's it's strange when I push a buggy or have a dog it's wild 🤣
@EatmyStardust2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@jarvisbartholomew25352 жыл бұрын
@@Enigmajestic1 this is true. The only time a woman ever publicly approached me was when i was walking my dog in the park 😂😂😂
@Deborah__2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sueinthecity12792 жыл бұрын
The line that took me out!!! “You could kill me tomorrow and keep my feet in a jar!!” Yo!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@asandamncwango92382 жыл бұрын
When Fuhad says, "darling" 😩💕
@NSabaNur2 жыл бұрын
I knowwww
@narcolepticinsomniac81242 жыл бұрын
James trailing off into stories, takes you on an adventure! Should make short tales on audible 🤣 VIVID!!!
@jahbrae2 жыл бұрын
MOo VEE! 😂
@Oliviarodrigofan4ever20152 жыл бұрын
Fuhad's laugh at 'my bf telling another girl i was his sister' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reneerougeaux70462 жыл бұрын
James and Fuhad going in on this teacher fantasy has got me WEAK!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🥀
@mathenysabrina2 жыл бұрын
"Tell me when to come... and where"😂😂😂😂
@ndanatseyi2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been going through a really rough patch recently, but ever since I discovered your channel I’ve been feeling so much better. I’ve been binge watching your vids and you guys are hilarious 😂😂😂 new subscriber from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
@sinomthasogoni14282 жыл бұрын
That gf receiving the nudes is quiet coz she's plotting her revenge 🤣
@Duhitsanti2 жыл бұрын
James and his story times are beyond hilarious😂😂
@karenosei53692 жыл бұрын
‘Tell me when to come.. AND WHERE!’ is a bar - Barsss!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 absolute Gs!
@Theycallmejassi10 ай бұрын
James going “bah bah” will forever make me laugh😭😭😂😂
@letitiacornelius83312 жыл бұрын
Igbo & shayooo took me out 😂😂😂
@nqobilezondi43142 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 im cried🤣🤣🤣the shayooo sent me😂😂😂😂😂
@samantharobertson20232 жыл бұрын
You two are absolutely FOOLISH and I’m here for it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jazzh60562 жыл бұрын
I have a sh**t job and listening to yall makes Mondays bearable. Love from Florida
@Mark.Andrewss2 жыл бұрын
The best duo that I look forward to every Monday to make it just a little better, Huge love from Kenya guys🇰🇪✨
@TheOrganizedLawyer2 жыл бұрын
Team 🇰🇪
@simplymanda5232 жыл бұрын
1 minute in and I’m laughing. Jims 🤣🤣 James said start the whole show again 😂😂😂😂
@Goldeneyez2042 жыл бұрын
Omg. The male teacher situation…. That shit happened to me when i was in grade school. My gym teacher called my mom in to “talk about my hand eye coordination”. Next thing I know, he’s at my moms dinner table next time I went to her house. They dated for months.
@mrryzer2 жыл бұрын
I am a single dad to THREE daughters. After a certain age, they ABSOLUTELY noticed when women were looking my way. “Daddy…why is she staring like that???” 😬😬😬
@darntabennett96922 жыл бұрын
This guys pp is him cosplaying as rey mysterio
@1984nique2 жыл бұрын
@@darntabennett9692 I like it 🤷🏾♀️
@bethanyleader46132 жыл бұрын
Literally been listening to you guys since the start of this year you have got me though the hole of my 37 week pregnancy and since giving birth a week ago I'm now getting a hole new routine of waking up putting you guys on though Spotify whiles I fed my baby and do washing your keeping me going and making me laugh even when I don't feel like laughing thank you 😊
@kwiththedrama70312 жыл бұрын
watching these in a quiet office is like my personal silent library episode. WHEN YALL WENT IN ON THAT TEACHER FANTASY. I WAS DYING!!!
@dmart23112 жыл бұрын
The way James flies into the narrative describing the tweets sweeps me every time 🤣🤣🤣
@vickykgoete31612 жыл бұрын
Monday's are a treat, I get Podcast n Chill with MacG n ShxtsnGigs😊
@Mohau_The_Interior_Designer2 жыл бұрын
Double the fun😭😭
@nakeditumi12362 жыл бұрын
Bruh🇿🇦❤️😂
@Only_Xian2 жыл бұрын
We love Mondays 👌
@itumelengnalediteba74812 жыл бұрын
Same !! I also do the same and watch both 😌👊
@JC-eb6jl2 жыл бұрын
Can we have a segment to questions James and see how far he would go for the bag or to name his price for outrageous things?! This seems like a Grey area for him lol.
@freshnproud22072 жыл бұрын
James' trim is so clean this episode, look at that fade
@divinelotus77772 жыл бұрын
Y’all are seriously the best! Been a fan for almost a year and just became a 2 tier member on Patreon❤
@Alexamadrexx Жыл бұрын
14:30 huh ! What you’re saying about to me?” Legit reaction James 😂😂😂
@alexandernarvaez68982 жыл бұрын
"Funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kinda way" this is the best line I've heard I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kylegreenhill90232 жыл бұрын
These two legit helping me through a break up 🙏🙏🙏
@shanncreates2 жыл бұрын
James tryna convince Fuhad about sending nudes for 5k. I’m crineeee
@TheodoreBakes2 жыл бұрын
im at that part now hollerinnnn 😂😂😂
@_chinmoku2 жыл бұрын
"Spooning his dog to sleep" 🤣😂 I felt that.
@withmaxine57332 жыл бұрын
The dad slap at 6:39 senttttt meeeeee!!!!😂😂😂😂 oh boys you are a different level of funny xx
@thearchitect33792 жыл бұрын
51:26 we need a part 2 of this one FLEE FROM MY PRESENCE 😂😂😂😂
@GothicUndone2 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for make Mondays better!! I was laughing from start to finish!😂😂 Love, love, love - gang, gang, gang!♥️♥️
@nompumelelomazuze90642 жыл бұрын
Usually listen on Spotify but feeling shitty today and I know I'm going to feel better instantly because of y'all, thank you!! #southafrican fan!!
@TheEmary20092 жыл бұрын
The foot fetish one made me think immediately of Lord Larys in the new episode of House of Dragon 🤣
@Dominexanbarbie272 жыл бұрын
Yessss.
@swaggerish2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@fanelemtshali88475 ай бұрын
Me too
@stephpowell76482 жыл бұрын
16:16 James is always up for it 🤦🏾♀️😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dimakatsomolepo74432 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that I was catching up on old episodes earlier today and just happened to listen to "Part 1" of this topic. I'm letting the ads play as I type this and yoh, I'm so excited 😭🔥
@RDJ9797972 жыл бұрын
same here
@marlica72 жыл бұрын
Mom teabagging the dad lmao this is why they told to us to keep out of big peoples buisness she should have listened
@moimeself1088 Жыл бұрын
What does teabagging mean? That went right over my head.
@DessiGloves242 жыл бұрын
"show me their faces..cause we're DOING stuff!" The way James got mad at the THOUGHT of Fuhad being played 😂😂
@Simba-mv9je2 жыл бұрын
Fuhad has a beautiful smile ❤
@mahmoodahmanuel30462 жыл бұрын
Fuhad thinks James was just silent at 20:20, meanwhile he was thinking about a crazy scenario🤣 he didnt even blink!
@jennaclingingsmith46882 жыл бұрын
What I've learned today: Just when you think it's safe to take a sip, it's not. Actual fucking latte spit-take all over my monitor. Don't Drink and Listen.
@lesley53802 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@JoejoeEng2 жыл бұрын
why does everyone say that? you're not all spitting coffee over your £1,000+ computers 🙄
@lesley53802 жыл бұрын
@@JoejoeEng I watch on my TV thankfully 🤣
@JoejoeEng2 жыл бұрын
@@lesley5380 I'm just bitter and jealous I can't drink coffee because of my nerves 🤧 spitting sugar free 7up doesn't have the same vibe
@Matty.Hill_872 жыл бұрын
You guys have quickly become my favourite channel, you always have me In tears 😂😂
@9Essence2 жыл бұрын
Lmao “ Legs sturdy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all are hilarious and 😉😉
@sabrinalewis65412 жыл бұрын
You can't say it's not worth it after reading EVIDENCE of it being WORTH IT! What bliss? Lemme know. 20 mins ago I would NEVER, ever check my partner or anyone's phone for that matter, but if my gut tells me something is off and I've tried to communicate this with no good feedback IMMA CHECK THE PHONE. Thank you, James and Fuhad, for this enlightenment.
@heyitsshay60582 жыл бұрын
I never knew I could have two boyfriends but here I am. 🤗🤣
@callummacey9832 жыл бұрын
That Shakespeare bit was the funniest thing I've heard in months
@kingsofguyana2 жыл бұрын
I just started working from home and I’ve already made y’all part of my work routine
@danielarcher21142 жыл бұрын
These podcasts are a quality find, enjoying you two so much I’m starting from the beginning, quality content
@M0rganFReelance2 жыл бұрын
That girl NEEDED to find that album of her SLEEPING!!! Omg What!? Can we follow up and check on her and make sure she’s okay…
@kathymassrour39412 жыл бұрын
The “Alas!” Still laughing at it 😂 amazing video, thanks for this 👏🏽👏🏽🫶🏽
@xeera01964 ай бұрын
2:40 the way he turned his head to roll his eyes at the joke lmfao
@aldinedeelman34662 жыл бұрын
Agreed, its 5k 😂... You guys really make my day everyday.
@obs_o14682 жыл бұрын
Another blessed Monday courtesy of SNG . Top tier stuff as usual
@lanabold31992 жыл бұрын
You guys are all I look forward to on Mondays ❤ Keep making us giggle at our desks. Much love from 🇬🇾 GT.
@humournoir46122 жыл бұрын
Guyane 💯🔥
@abibabaloola99482 жыл бұрын
I wanna be mates with James and Fuhad they’re too funny
@yourstrulyclee13412 жыл бұрын
“He’s funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kind of way” I know EXACTLY what you mean 😂
@BagoBeauty2 жыл бұрын
Best podcast in the world! I love you guys, pure joy you bring me
@Rhiannon942 жыл бұрын
Twitter thread had me nearly choking on my dinner 😂😅❤
@chanellthomas93332 жыл бұрын
I just found your show and I totally love you guys. Much love from the states 🇺🇸 .
@Real_KyngJester2 жыл бұрын
I took a BIG sip of pepsi when man's said "show the 10 bags and we'll talk"😭😭😭 Long story short, thanks for burning my noes😒😭🤣🤣
@oga_washington2 жыл бұрын
25:13 "Funny in a Yu-Gi-Oh way" - First of all, how DARE you🤣🤣🤣
@JA-yl8xh2 жыл бұрын
Checked KZbin a couple times today to see if you lot uploaded as if I’m waiting for a response from a risky text. Ah finally 🔥
@jahbrae2 жыл бұрын
MOO VEE! 😂😂😂 Y’all are hilarious I binge listen while driving my truck
@latoyak62 жыл бұрын
5k a month I'll take the pic of my man and send it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...fuhad lyinnnn🤣🤣
@isunshiine2 жыл бұрын
‘Phone in his mouth’ 😮 someone had experience 😅
@maalakelangath6976 Жыл бұрын
Just absolutely love your podcast. Makes me laugh every single time. I send your videos to all my buddies. 💜💜💜
@karabonkasa49832 жыл бұрын
8:48 The silent laugh 😭😭🤣🤣
@puffcaller6 ай бұрын
13:18 "don't look at me like that" lol fuhad def saw that and saved it on purpose
@vuyanimagongo28412 жыл бұрын
Mates this is the first time i'm watching a full episode with yall, and DAMN!!! 😂😂 you guys are JOKES, my new favourite youtubers 👌🔥
@OG-Savage2 жыл бұрын
0:35 "Jimz" 😂😂😂
@jman0830292 жыл бұрын
When they do these I think of that one guy who said when you find what you’re looking for you can go cry outside 😂😂
@marskay80702 жыл бұрын
Bruhh I’m so💀💀😂😂😂
@poisonivy28982 жыл бұрын
I love you guys so much!! I'm so happy to have found you. You guys give me laughs that make my stomach and face hurts. Saying hello all the way from New York!
@Irish-Bunny2 жыл бұрын
Yeno I relate to that one brudda I’m 21 never had a gf never even had sum with a girl still a virgin but also at the same time I haven’t put myself out there. As James said don’t love anyone before u love yourself and I’ve stuck to that I’ve been unloving of myself for years
@Irish-Bunny2 жыл бұрын
Exactly bro I’ve been doin the same I heard so many people say it I was like Ight bet and I’ve never felt good in myself in body wise so I’ve never like shot my shot I did when I was younger like 13-14 to like 1-2 girls both said no and I just never tried again lmao
@ChelseyTraylor7 ай бұрын
I love how James is trying to convince fuhad to send pics I love his animation❤