The WORST Thing You've Found On Someone's Phone...Again! | Ep 227 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, The WORST Thing You've Found On Someone's Phone...Again!
22:17, Single Lad Buys Billboard Looking For Love
36:34, Try Not To Laugh
41:07, AITA
51:20, Telling Someone Their Breath Stinks In Shakespeare Language
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[@karicecupid7143]

Fuhad screaming "WHO'S BREASTMILK?!?!" is killing me 😭💀💀

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Bruhhhh😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@juniorsanchez3528]

That fucking sweetened me 😂😂

[@hassand850]

Homelander type vibes

[@thenightingale580]

Breast milk isn’t a fetish. Bodybuilders drink it. Supposedly amazing results. And cancer patients…but still funny!

[@BungaloHippo]

THATS A BLACK MARRRKET!!

[@Bouquetofflowers498]

I’ve learned so much British slang from SNG

[@HinataUchiha_22]

At this point if I zone out I sometimes say things with a British accent

[@AikiraBeats]

Same I’ve found myself repeating some of it without realizing till one of my friends point it out to me .

[@raizelcortez3219]

Same lmaoooo I found this channel 3 days ago and didn’t understand a lot of it but by now I understand all of it. Idk if I know enough to use it myself, but enough to know what’s being said lol

[@deborahl3083]

I was JUST thinking that, lol

[@LadyEnchiridion]

I’m completely here for the English slang; im literally thinking about my text in English-English , no shame, I love the UK 🇬🇧

[@DDWest]

The guy whose girlfriend had screenshots of his nudes, she didn't say anything because she was plotting his demise LOL

[@goodbher9244]

Yeah. She was planning absolute distraction. 😂

[@jesseellen7471]

Goes without saying 🤣🤣

[@obinnadavidokeke9312]

She was slowly poisoning him 😂😂

[@reddunk3744]

Destruction dictionary use it fam

[@lachlanmceachen506]

“Don’t look at me like that” there’s definitely an inside joke we need to hear about pls 😂

[@aurelia7670]

Oh James must have...

[@ceha9517]

James did this before 😎

[@swaggerish]

I've never seen him so serious to change the subject😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@klmgaragegainer4196]

Manz used it 🤣😂🤣

[@lady_kimmie]

It's about a deserted island 😂😂😂 the episode on "wierd kinks you went along with because you liked someome"

[@coltapesteph]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James trying to justify the pictures for 5k/month 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

[@KayciazWorld]

Yeah he was definitely invested in that one lmao

[@Thelucky23]

Quickly. James would do a lot for 5k/mo as long as he didn’t have to answer to anyone… ie no response from the old man. 😅😂😂😂😂

[@samuelanyaehie6557]

i'd do the same

[@danstv_]

I need that link Cus 5k a month?? Yes please🤭

[@samuelanyaehie6557]

@@danstv_ fr, 5k a month is a whole job on its own.

[@Heyitsvickie]

The mom twerking for the dad killed me 😭😭 “bah, bah” 😭

[@makeupmakeupmakeup7471]

I cant with James lmaoooo

[@UdaamWright]

The BACKHAND!😂

[@truelifestories5010]

'shake that ish' 🤣🤣

[@heyitsshay6058]

"Pop it" 🤣🤣🤣

[@minarhassan]

James depiction of the bathroom nude photo😂😂 My man is not fumbling the bag.

[@marlonjohnson8255]

The inside joke flew over everyone head when he said “my bf said to another girl that I was his sister” 😂 he’s guilty fam “don’t look at me like that” 😂😂

[@islabee94]

That was obvious I thought

[@dreadmacklemore9951]

Yes you're the only one who got it

[@troyesivansmaid7009]

James trying to justify the pictures for 5k a month really got me considering it 😭🤣🤣

[@kristienwhitney-johns5863]

I'll do it for 4

[@rhilowe5986]

I love how childish James is with the try not to laugh challenge 🤣🤣

[@siobhanmcfadden3434]

🤣🤣 James trying to talk Fuhad into the old man photos.

[@tonyahouck3422]

James “don’t look at me like that” ☠️☠️☠️☠️ That was a past convo for SURE!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@belindakelly6159]

James's laugh is infectious 🤣🤣

[@HarlemSadge]

When James said, “My whole life’s a fallacy, I have to leave now, who am I with” about the breast milk, I fucking DIED! 💀😭

[@ChrisAnneAmoy]

I’m SCREAMING at the fuhad being a single dad of 2 daughters scenario. The moms and female teachers would be creaming 😂😂

[@czhaok]

mom?

[@2crisp63]

@@czhaok ?

[@smooshiee4780]

The pure shot of dopamine to my brain listening to these dudes just CACKLE is ridiculous lol I don’t even under them half the time but I love it

[@reddunk3744]

Proper word is understand. Two seconds to go over your grammar is not too difficult fam

[@barbararibaric4389]

The way James says “butters” get’s me every time 🤣🤣🤣👌

[@gosele777]

Yall make Mondays so much more bearable! 😭❤️Love from SA🇿🇦

[@greenmess775]

Faaaacts

[@daynhughes773]

Gang gang ❤🥰

[@dimakatsomolepo7443]

Jooo 😭🤌🏾

[@Liwa2Hottie]

We here🔥❗❗

[@amie5395]

I look forward for Mondays now 😅

[@asyiantv3723]

It’s me already laughing before the jokes even start 😂

[@Kusanagi7618]

That's me all the time. "What do you call....* me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelbauzo8]

The fact that you guys moved Question of the week to the beginning of the episode is a banger💯🔥

[@qveenkitty2629]

I feel like James has told somebody his girl was his sister before....that was a personal look 🤔

[@leonf827]

That man said "don't look at Mr like that" 😅😅 "let's move on"😅😅

[@isbelala4532]

James is just so committed in these hipothetical situations

[@jacolucas1595]

"That's terrifying... cause you could just kill me tomorrow and just keep my feet in a jar. You're gonna keep my feet in a jar - I know you are. You gonna preserve the ting. Cause that's what you like. That's what you're about. I have to bounce" I cried tears from laughing. Literally 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@annabel.okonkwo]

I was 2 seconds from that part when I started reading your comment ,😭😭

[@Amber6231]

😭😭😭😭

[@dachamp1292]

“It ends now” 4:00 in… who remembers the family running up the cable Bill with porn and the dad blurting that out at dinner?I can’t be the only one thought of that!

[@datflyingsandal]

To date,that is the best response ever received on this podcast💀💀💀

[@lynnewillett8064]

I thought the same. “It stops now” kills me

[@asandamncwango9238]

When Fuhad says, "darling" 😩💕

[@NSabaNur]

I knowwww

[@narcolepticinsomniac8124]

James trailing off into stories, takes you on an adventure! Should make short tales on audible 🤣 VIVID!!!

[@jahbrae]

MOo VEE! 😂

[@silkinajackson2892]

Using Shakespearean language to tell someone their breathe smells has done me in ~ "Flee from Me" HILARIOUS 😂 🤣😂🤣

[@letitiacornelius8331]

Igbo & shayooo took me out 😂😂😂

[@nqobilezondi4314]

😂😂😂 im cried🤣🤣🤣the shayooo sent me😂😂😂😂😂

[@reneerougeaux7046]

James and Fuhad going in on this teacher fantasy has got me WEAK!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🥀

[@mathenysabrina]

"Tell me when to come... and where"😂😂😂😂

[@samantharobertson2023]

You two are absolutely FOOLISH and I’m here for it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StitchhANDAngell]

Fuhad's laugh at 'my bf telling another girl i was his sister' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sueinthecity1279]

The line that took me out!!! “You could kill me tomorrow and keep my feet in a jar!!” Yo!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@holliejane3605]

My dad used to BEG to be the one to take me to parents evening. This was like 20 years ago and he was newly single, muscles upon muscles. My guy would be walking up and down the corridors of my school with his sunglasses on. It was parents EVENING. No sun. I would watch my teachers swoon and I’d be sat there like fuck all of u. Slags

[@1337murk]

Looooooooool

[@Enigmajestic1]

🤣 women love dad's it's strange when I push a buggy or have a dog it's wild 🤣

[@sonant888]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@jarvisbartholomew2535]

@@Enigmajestic1 this is true. The only time a woman ever publicly approached me was when i was walking my dog in the park 😂😂😂

[@Deborah__]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sinomthasogoni1428]

That gf receiving the nudes is quiet coz she's plotting her revenge 🤣

[@shanncreates]

James tryna convince Fuhad about sending nudes for 5k. I’m crineeee

[@TheodoreBakes]

im at that part now hollerinnnn 😂😂😂

[@TheEmary2009]

The foot fetish one made me think immediately of Lord Larys in the new episode of House of Dragon 🤣

[@Dominexanbarbie27]

Yessss.

[@swaggerish]

😂🤣

[@ndanatseyi]

I’ve been going through a really rough patch recently, but ever since I discovered your channel I’ve been feeling so much better. I’ve been binge watching your vids and you guys are hilarious 😂😂😂 new subscriber from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

[@simplymanda523]

1 minute in and I’m laughing. Jims 🤣🤣 James said start the whole show again 😂😂😂😂

[@mrryzer]

I am a single dad to THREE daughters. After a certain age, they ABSOLUTELY noticed when women were looking my way. “Daddy…why is she staring like that???” 😬😬😬

[@darntabennett9692]

This guys pp is him cosplaying as rey mysterio

[@1984nique]

​@@darntabennett9692 I like it 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Duhitsanti]

James and his story times are beyond hilarious😂😂

[@Goldeneyez204]

Omg. The male teacher situation…. That shit happened to me when i was in grade school. My gym teacher called my mom in to “talk about my hand eye coordination”. Next thing I know, he’s at my moms dinner table next time I went to her house. They dated for months.

[@barmayneg]

Whats your mother up to these days?

[@marlica7]

Mom teabagging the dad lmao this is why they told to us to keep out of big peoples buisness she should have listened

[@moimeself1088]

What does teabagging mean? That went right over my head.

[@markandrews362]

The best duo that I look forward to every Monday to make it just a little better, Huge love from Kenya guys🇰🇪✨

[@TheOrganizedLawyer]

Team 🇰🇪

[@heyitsshay6058]

I never knew I could have two boyfriends but here I am. 🤗🤣

[@JC-eb6jl]

Can we have a segment to questions James and see how far he would go for the bag or to name his price for outrageous things?! This seems like a Grey area for him lol.

[@karenosei5369]

‘Tell me when to come.. AND WHERE!’ is a bar - Barsss!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 absolute Gs!

[@jazzh6056]

I have a sh**t job and listening to yall makes Mondays bearable. Love from Florida

[@dmart2311]

The way James flies into the narrative describing the tweets sweeps me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@_chinmoku]

"Spooning his dog to sleep" 🤣😂 I felt that.

[@vickykgoete3161]

Monday's are a treat, I get Podcast n Chill with MacG n ShxtsnGigs😊

[@Mohau_Moloto]

Double the fun😭😭

[@nakeditumi1236]

Bruh🇿🇦❤️😂

[@Only_Xian]

We love Mondays 👌

[@itumelengnalediteba7481]

Same !! I also do the same and watch both 😌👊

[@jennaclingingsmith4688]

What I've learned today: Just when you think it's safe to take a sip, it's not. Actual fucking latte spit-take all over my monitor. Don't Drink and Listen.

[@lesley5380]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@czhaok]

why does everyone say that? you're not all spitting coffee over your £1,000+ computers 🙄

[@lesley5380]

@@czhaok I watch on my TV thankfully 🤣

[@czhaok]

@@lesley5380 I'm just bitter and jealous I can't drink coffee because of my nerves 🤧 spitting sugar free 7up doesn't have the same vibe

[@Simba-mv9je]

Fuhad has a beautiful smile ❤

[@bethanyleader4613]

Literally been listening to you guys since the start of this year you have got me though the hole of my 37 week pregnancy and since giving birth a week ago I'm now getting a hole new routine of waking up putting you guys on though Spotify whiles I fed my baby and do washing your keeping me going and making me laugh even when I don't feel like laughing thank you 😊

[@sunitatum9421]

PLEASE make this SHAKESPEARE a regular segment depicting various topics....I LOVE IT!!!

[@alexandernarvaez6898]

"Funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kinda way" this is the best line I've heard I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@freshnproud2207]

James' trim is so clean this episode, look at that fade

[@isunshiine]

‘Phone in his mouth’ 😮 someone had experience 😅

[@kwiththedrama7031]

watching these in a quiet office is like my personal silent library episode. WHEN YALL WENT IN ON THAT TEACHER FANTASY. I WAS DYING!!!

[@kylegreenhill9023]

These two legit helping me through a break up 🙏🙏🙏

[@DessiGloves24]

"show me their faces..cause we're DOING stuff!" The way James got mad at the THOUGHT of Fuhad being played 😂😂

[@mahmoodahmanuel3046]

Fuhad thinks James was just silent at 20:20, meanwhile he was thinking about a crazy scenario🤣 he didnt even blink!

[@GothicUndone]

Thank you guys for make Mondays better!! I was laughing from start to finish!😂😂 Love, love, love - gang, gang, gang!♥️♥️

[@abibabaloola9948]

I wanna be mates with James and Fuhad they’re too funny

[@latoyak6]

5k a month I'll take the pic of my man and send it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...fuhad lyinnnn🤣🤣

[@callummacey983]

That Shakespeare bit was the funniest thing I've heard in months

[@M0rganFReelance]

That girl NEEDED to find that album of her SLEEPING!!! Omg What!? Can we follow up and check on her and make sure she’s okay…

[@nompumelelomazuze9064]

Usually listen on Spotify but feeling shitty today and I know I'm going to feel better instantly because of y'all, thank you!! #southafrican fan!!

[@Rhiannon94]

Twitter thread had me nearly choking on my dinner 😂😅❤

[@favorite452]

Yeno I relate to that one brudda I’m 21 never had a gf never even had sum with a girl still a virgin but also at the same time I haven’t put myself out there. As James said don’t love anyone before u love yourself and I’ve stuck to that I’ve been unloving of myself for years

[@favorite452]

Exactly bro I’ve been doin the same I heard so many people say it I was like Ight bet and I’ve never felt good in myself in body wise so I’ve never like shot my shot I did when I was younger like 13-14 to like 1-2 girls both said no and I just never tried again lmao

[@dimakatsomolepo7443]

It's the fact that I was catching up on old episodes earlier today and just happened to listen to "Part 1" of this topic. I'm letting the ads play as I type this and yoh, I'm so excited 😭🔥

[@RDJ979797]

same here

[@Real_KyngJester]

I took a BIG sip of pepsi when man's said "show the 10 bags and we'll talk"😭😭😭 Long story short, thanks for burning my noes😒😭🤣🤣

[@jman083029]

When they do these I think of that one guy who said when you find what you’re looking for you can go cry outside 😂😂

[@marskay8070]

Bruhh I’m so💀💀😂😂😂

[@ivynya29]

I learn a lot of sexual terms from this show. 😂

[@divinelotus7777]

Y’all are seriously the best! Been a fan for almost a year and just became a 2 tier member on Patreon❤

[@yourstrulyclee1341]

“He’s funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kind of way” I know EXACTLY what you mean 😂

[@9Essence]

Lmao “ Legs sturdy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all are hilarious and 😉😉

[@oga_washington]

25:13 "Funny in a Yu-Gi-Oh way" - First of all, how DARE you🤣🤣🤣

[@thearchitect3379]

51:26 we need a part 2 of this one FLEE FROM MY PRESENCE 😂😂😂😂

[@Matty.Hill_87]

You guys have quickly become my favourite channel, you always have me In tears 😂😂

[@craig_MH18]

Shheeesh James your fade is SHAAARP s/o to your barber 🔥🔥! Love the pod guys keep doing what you doing❤

[@withmaxine5733]

The dad slap at 6:39 senttttt meeeeee!!!!😂😂😂😂 oh boys you are a different level of funny xx

[@sparklegood2193]

I wouldn’t be mad at the 5 k pics. We would be spending together 😂😂😂

[@sabrinalewis6541]

You can't say it's not worth it after reading EVIDENCE of it being WORTH IT! What bliss? Lemme know. 20 mins ago I would NEVER, ever check my partner or anyone's phone for that matter, but if my gut tells me something is off and I've tried to communicate this with no good feedback IMMA CHECK THE PHONE. Thank you, James and Fuhad, for this enlightenment.

[@lexiverde6764]

I heard breastmilk... and immediately thought "Homelander" 🤣🤣

[@warrenlw230]

Facts💯😅😅😅

[@christellefrancios2038]

Me too .!!!

[@Theycallmejassi]

James going “bah bah” will forever make me laugh😭😭😂😂

[@stephpowell7648]

16:16 James is always up for it 🤦🏾‍♀️😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChelseyTraylor]

I love how James is trying to convince fuhad to send pics I love his animation❤

[@aldinedeelman3466]

Agreed, its 5k 😂... You guys really make my day everyday.

[@obs_o1468]

Another blessed Monday courtesy of SNG . Top tier stuff as usual

[@kathymassrour3941]

The “Alas!” Still laughing at it 😂 amazing video, thanks for this 👏🏽👏🏽🫶🏽

[@kingsofguyana]

I just started working from home and I’ve already made y’all part of my work routine

[@kadie8665]

Not Fuhad being all spicy 🥵. Lemme shoot my shot lol

[@danielarcher2114]

These podcasts are a quality find, enjoying you two so much I’m starting from the beginning, quality content

[@henrytobiloba1703]

James shoulda called fuhad a fast fashion yat again after he called him Jims 😂

[@jahbrae]

MOO VEE! 😂😂😂 Y’all are hilarious I binge listen while driving my truck

[@JayGillgaming]

About the grindr thing:... to be fair... I've found every weedman I've ever had on gay hookup apps (I'm gay obviously but that's not the point) he might just be selling drugs lol

[@czhaok]

that's just a you thing then I've never seen that in the 13 years the apps been out ans I travel all over the country 💀

[@raizelcortez3219]

@@czhaok not just a them thing. My ex and I ALWAYS found dealers on any dating apps, and I know multiple people who exclusively find dealers on them. You just have to know how to find them and what to ask. They don’t just put “selling drugs hmu” in their bio

[@chanellthomas9333]

I just found your show and I totally love you guys. Much love from the states 🇺🇸 .

[@ladyd9511]

From podcast and chill to you guys ohh how I'm so blessed on Monday's 😄💃😂n Thursday's 🇿🇦

[@poisonivy2898]

I love you guys so much!! I'm so happy to have found you. You guys give me laughs that make my stomach and face hurts. Saying hello all the way from New York!

[@karabonkasa4983]

8:48 The silent laugh 😭😭🤣🤣