The Worst Pickup Lines! | Ep 233

[@DavidW73]

You let Gode off easy for the dinner suit in the trailer park.

[@malcolmmackenzie9202]

ride or die to me is both a fast and furious reference and a bad boys referance they say "we ride together, we die together, bad boys for life"

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Ahhhhh that makes so much sense!

[@shaddowofadream]

Grill'd Chips are pretty top tier, but Schnitz chips are god-tier 100% best chippies

[@bloodknotharper2534]

The best laugh of the week. You guys just having a chat and a laugh. love ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EwaldCloete]

Definitely a hard DUST on the multiple messages! If I wanted my leg massaged I would do it properly. Like Skin, I too enjoy a good paragraph. Very underrated. Spaces where needed, caps where needed, good punctuation... damn... 😍

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

My overused gag: A cashier asks me if I would like a receipt after I've bought something. If I were a normal person, every single time this happens, I would answer "yes, please" or "no, thanks" like a decent human being. But no. I am a low-grade sociopath, so on a regular basis I will instead answer with a joking "no, I don't think I'll need to prove this" when I'm buying a soda from the gas station.

[@nicfrankpitt4168]

Onya Godal, your Origin prediction was absolutely on point. (Speaking of on point, that's one phrase that's definitely overused).

[@chrisbroadbent7778]

Imagine being able to claim going to Melbourne for a cup of chips on tax as a business expense

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Not the worst 😂😂

[@Pedigru]

Best Thumbnail EVER

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Very happy with that 😂

[@anthonypenrose4703]

Gode v Mickus arguments needs to be a new game great banter

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Love it 😂😂

[@yorbendw5035]

Was about to suggest coming to Belgium for your french fries / chips, but I'd understand if that trip is a little too much. On the other hand, if 3 to 4 bussiness years is acceptable, coming to Belgium is a short trip :'D !! Great podcast once again, guys =D

[@nirfz]

I think their "mark it down if it's only seasoned with salt" could be an issue when they come to europe in general.

[@isuggest9580]

pickup lines.... my favorite topic 😜

[@wendygrimm2920]

As usual another fantastic episode!!!!! Love u🖤🤩

[@91adam12]

Dinner suit in a trailer park? Dentist in a trailer park.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We said that didn’t we 😂😂

[@todd.r.robinson]

21:14 I couldn’t agree more with Godal on ketchup, get in the sea.

[@timsiemssen1148]

A Rollercoaster of laughs!😂❤🎉

[@DoubtingTaom]

Lucky #13! Sea salt topped, chocolate covered toffee=)

[@anthonypearce4504]

Gode is the GOAT 🐐 🙌

[@ainukordne]

"The concept of ride or die emerges in 1990s hip-hop as a modern, urban take on the legendary outlaw couple Bonnie and Clyde. The term "my ride or die" refers to someone who is extremely loyal, and is willing to support their friend, or loved one no matter the situation."

[@darrenhicks2107]

Best chips in Melbourne, Hot Wings in Williamstown, but need to ask for extra extra salt. Not just extra. Thanks Darren

[@ElcomeSoft]

The first chocolate is always the sweetest

[@Rickie-37]

Best "chips" are seasoned curly fries or battered fries with sea salt and black pepper. But the Canadian maritimes serves their chips with stuffing and gravy on top as standard, which I absolutely love

[@jaedingarrard4847]

Been sick, prescribed an episode of WGTC, instantly cured.

[@kimphipps5910]

Omg you guys you allways make me laugh

[@UmpTSquat]

"Ride or Die" was used a lot in the Fast and Furious movie franchise. I don't know where it originated, but it may have gained popularity from those movies.

[@divarachelenvy]

always a giggle, cheers.

[@theeverlovableme9121]

Hey!!!! You picked my written joke!!!! How exciting!!!!!!

[@GrayLEVALE]

Lesshh Go! Yeah I've never liked it but heard it enough to ignore 😅

[@qwazse4]

Pittsburgh finally represents!

[@qwazse4]

Both in the joke of the week and in references to Heinz!

[@jamesgruber5411]

Just picturing Will ferrell hitting a cow bell, screaming "more context"! Also, the nah nah nah internet saves that jingle. It's dust without that ending. Know what I'm saying?

[@nickpostill5393]

Mikus snorting beer out of his nose

[@TiltedTaste]

Ask anyone who cant stand their job on the daily (around where i live) "How's it goin?" "Livin the Dream"

[@iamdavefraser]

24:55 Do you have flybuys? No I drove here.

[@todd.r.robinson]

36:27 only Mickus could come second in a one horse race (once Gode’s fixed it)

[@Rickie-37]

My name is Raymond, so in loud pubs I usually introduce myself by saying "I'm Raymond, like the show 'everybody loves Raymond'"... It's also a good way to start a conversation because it's a pretty bad show so they'll pretend they liked it or something and I'll be like "don't worry, I think it's a horrible show too". But if they have never heard of that show, they're probably too young and I should stay away lol....... I never thought of it as a pickup line till I became friends with a girl I met that way, and she started introducing me as "the guy who used "everybody loves Raymond" as a pickup line".....

[@nirfz]

Well, guys there are over 5000 (five thousand, not a typo) different variations of potatoes. Given that big industrial agriculture uses maybe 5-20 variants, you still can't really say who has the best chips. Because a different potato variant does taste a little different. So if chipshop/restaurant/whataever A gets potato variant XY at some point but variant YZ the next time they get a potato delivery, the chips will taste different despite seasoning. (frozen ones from the big companies you buy at the supermarket are almost always the same in taste because they are adamant to get the same variant of potato every single time when they buy potatoes. That's one of the most important things to industrially made food, because it's kind of their branding. And the food industry does a lot of strange things to make sure their products do taste the same every single time.

[@QuenieBoyP]

Episode 233: Mickus' failed white wash feat. Gode's dangling quiff*

[@tinycoke3718]

Incredible wind up for the shortest youre in for an x segment. Never change

[@erichusmann5145]

On the Abe Lincoln one... Guaranteed sent in by someone in the U.S.. As to whether President Lincoln was well liked in the American South, an awful lot of people who were in power in about 1860 didn't like him, see also the American Civil War.

[@benjaminscott4285]

Funny as! 5 Stars

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You’re the best Ben!

[@ainukordne]

Overused phrase: "And that's Mickus over there. He films and chimes in when we need him" About time to promote him to official co-host position! Half the laughs created come from everyone laughing along with his endless laughter 😅

[@nirfz]

For the overused phrases: Where i live, the eye roll phrase for me and many others translates to "at the end of the day..." (that's the litteral translation, a one just for similar use is "what it comes down to is...") And it's so overused everywhere here that it's annoying. And it doesn't really help when you stop people right after the phrase and tell them "it's night!" Most of them don't get it. (->at the end of the day night starts.)

[@Sh-fty]

Think these should be longer

[@ghanthor]

At the very least, a great chip should put you close enough to make you feel like you're going to make the put.

[@SeanGHOB]

A gallon is 4.544 litres... unless you're talking about American gallons, which are only 3.785 litres.

[@00TheD]

"which are... the only properly measured gallons in the world." Fixed it for ya

[@olivercorrigan9169]

My question is why are we using gallons at all, just stick to metric

[@wendygrimm2920]

OK darlins' ,being from the USA and know loads of trailer trash they generally have summer teeth......some are there some are gone.We are a very colorful country!!! 😂

[@TampaAnimalLovers]

Don't forget some trailer park residents have poor dental hygiene because of their economic situation and others due to drug addiction, that crystal meth just seems to rot teeth out of the head.

[@scottmaberry285]

I thought you were going to say them teeth are probably somewheres, just not in his head

[@erichusmann5145]

Also, the last thing said is only sometimes "hey, watch this!" It's more usually "Here, hold mah beer!"

[@brettbergstrom2527]

Great episode again. Pick up lines is a great segment. For over used phrases you missed 1... *Living my best life*.. No people are out there trying to live the worst life they can, of course everyone is trying to live the best they can..

[@UmpTSquat]

The text Gode's wife sent to him sounds like how my wife talks to me sometimes and expects me to immediately understand what she is referring to. Usually, she is referring to something that we discussed a few minutes earlier but had since changed the topic

[@MontyThePython]

An Imperial Gallon is 4.5lt

[@rammers2802]

Everything online is overused. The fire emoji, smh, 👏between words, thank you for listening to my ted talk, can we talk about..., lowkey, my spirit animal. I'm gonna stop cause I'm getting worked up just listing them.

[@hectorhughes7766]

I think the post episode jokes need to be restarted, they were quite good for those that had the energy to stay awake for the duration of the podcast (5 star review)

[@johanchristiansen9301]

whose helmet is in the background?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Oscar Piastris!

[@Nichstagram]

I'm 100% with Mickus........les go. Why are they leaving out the T?

[@bevstarrunner9472]

36:45 "They're not scorin' 10 points". Absolute stinker of a prediction. You're better than this Godey.

[@Ethrianor]

Hated phrases? 'At the end of the day...' usually means they're fed up with listening, they're going to restate their own opinion and then push to leave asap.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes also hate that one 😂

[@adsy6819]

Just keep the last segment as “you’re in for a tweet”

[@scottmaberry285]

13:27 per business year I reckon

[@tnxfishing]

Your wrong Gode, Heinz is the bomb.

[@benji2363]

Far west pizza in main st bacchus marsh has the best chips ever.

[@alexandersaksvoll5373]

Hey! Honest question: what is your relationship to chocolate? Are you all chocolate maniacs? What is the story behind the name

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Wonderful question! If you go to our Instagram, we have a video pinned explaining it. Long story short, it basically means We got the win in sport.

[@bloodknotharper2534]

Just a note For Tweet of the week ( X ) call it ( in for a twit X ) just a thought, love ya

[@SuperSloet]

Love you

[@davidpavey11]

Friends to the end Like in the movie Thelma & Louise

[@madmick3794]

Best mate used one many times, when it finally worked he married her. "Want to come back to my place for coffee and s*x? (When they look shocked) What, don't like coffee? Neither do I"

[@jamiestewart7327]

Anyone want to see the lads do "the 1 chip challenge" on the podcast? Maybe the loser of a competition has to eat it? 🤔👍🏽

[@ciaranallidine6321]

I think I need more context

[@davidpavey11]

Ride or die