We Can't Walk! Feat. Jana - Ep 190

📝 Show Notes
We dive deep into the world of marathons, pain, and the character of Mickus (which leaves a lot to be desired). No secrets here, as we unpack our personal experiences and the immense agony we endured.
In addition, we have a special segment featuring Jana and her first-ever 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' adventure. We try to convince her to embrace our weirdness wholeheartedly.
But that's not all! Prepare for some classic 'Would You Rather' scenarios that are bound to entertain and challenge your decision-making skills. Plus, we take a shot at guessing what people are asking Google, because who doesn't love a little guessing game?
Hope you enjoy let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Welcome Scouts
1:27 Reverse Sweeping in the Footy
4:01 Joke of the Week
6:11 That Marathon
15:46 Lyric Substitut-Skin
26:50 Would You Rather
37:00 Google Feud
46:40 You're in for a Tweet
48:14 Wrapping Up
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[@wolfie54321]

Good to know Jana still has the baby, make sure you always check in just in case she decides to get rid of it.

[@thomasmead4642]

Good plan

[@towahbeen2347]

@@thomasmead4642 Would need proof though

[@dogstar5927]

Jana should be a regular !

[@deborahswett3508]

I agree!

[@shaunfincham9431]

Totally agree Jana adds a great vibe as does Eloise

[@kalenjifly]

Jana should be the Ceo :)

[@siricky101]

She would do well to keep Lee in check!

[@jennyjansen754]

Does anyone actually watch the videos that she isn't in?

[@tomwalker5781]

Matt's "wild skin" is the best thing I've ever seen (20:50)

[@M1stFink]

"as a taller girl it's hard to find things that are long enough" i can't believe you did not catch up on this one

[@android12921]

Probably they don't dare to mess with her

[@afischer8327]

🤣I didn't notice that.

[@hamzarauf2175]

apart from the fact that Jana is an absolute must, mickus is a freaking ledge! 😂😂

[@ivanhaynes]

jana should def be a regular. good show guys

[@Shaniq307]

As a Canadian, I see your point about the stealing of money. I raise you this point, they don't let you keep the 5k after you get caught stealing it.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Devastating hahaha 😂

[@DuncansFarm]

KIA ORA! Long time listener, first time commenter. Congrats on the marathon Leighal and Mickus! Skin still need the evidence. I am new to farming after 12 years in the building industry. Thank you all for the inspiration to start my own KZbin channel!

[@n4thb4dc0]

Great seeing Jana

[@peterbrown3404]

As a possible suggestion, maybe split the screen (Zoom style) for everyones reactions to different things. Skin song reactions would be good to see them all at once instead of individual snippets.

[@toddrobinson5956]

18:14 Poor Mickus - all those dreams of a solo singing career, absolutely annihilated by Jana 😂

[@shaunfincham9431]

Great to see the pod casts I always end up with tears down my cheeks from laughing so hard, nice to see Jana on the team again it’s nice to see the ladies on the team too as you all have such a great rapport and banter together. Great show can’t wait to see the next one. Keep up the banter,

[@goodtim3s394]

Lol the ongoing Jan's still got the baby joke. xD

[@DudeDude491]

Jana is Amazing! Greetings from the USA

[@mikemolinaro5446]

Jana looks great as usual😊

[@jymbeautuesday]

The “I love you” call back!!!! Perfect!!!!

[@kwhite1229]

this is the best. yana please be on more

[@Kensdisguise]

Well...that's it. I am completely "covered in chocolate" now. I understood everything you guys said without having to rewind or cc. lol (to be fair, I did have an advantage. Jana subbed in for "that other guy") 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Always helps 😂

[@Aldermeeer]

Gosh, we've had brownchickenbrowncow for decades. I'm 40 and remember it from my high school days.

[@CorwinPatrick]

It specifically parodies 70s porn music.

[@kojinishimoto4808]

Amazing stuff, the Lyric Substitut-skin segment was top notch

[@chrisosborne2267]

Hey Choccies - was great to see you guys at the GC Marathon. I was one of the finish line photographers - good to see Leighthal and Mitch finishing together (after being abandoned by Mickus)

[@TiltedTaste]

Jana and Leigh had my crying laughing from the Google feud dance and Jana's reaction.

[@matthewcrist1012]

Need to release a short-sleeved hoodie now.

[@adsy6819]

Good fun as always.

[@joeymarshall5261]

Awesome episode 👏 listening in from England

[@LaurenCreech]

"Harry & David" is a US based gift basket shop of sorts selling sweets, flowers, and other gift items. Over rated to be sure, but people still shop there.

[@vikramkrishnan6414]

1:33 Bairstow knowing where the crease was a highlight as well 😜

[@robn71]

Mickus you should of said the reason for leaving them was you where just checking to see if the route got any better 😊

[@stevencloninger7988]

Oh my the genie in the skin should be outlawed all over the world

[@chemistrylad]

The skin segment was gold

[@RexAlfieLee]

Good show guys!

[@stopitnowlol6697]

you probably should know that you also have to give the 5k you stole back. they don't just go "thanks for the 2k, have a good day". although they probably would apologise for the inconvenience of giving them 7k as this is Canada

[@ronbodo7304]

Hi from the U.S.. I've watched a few of these over the past year or so and I always enjoy seeing how much fun you all are having. Unfortunately, I don't understand the Australian language, as I only speak English, but in spite of my handicap I still enjoy watching. Keep laughing, I'll just have to keep guessing what it was that you all found so funny.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Good stuff Ron! Keep at it. Thanks mate!

[@draughtismycraft]

Dudes! The Bow-chicka wow-wown is the sound us ancient Gen X'ers make to mock old school porn film music tracks. Gads I'm old

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Ahhh that makes so much more sense yes

[@nathanphillips3104]

Jana is hilarious!!!

[@wallywizard]

Jana: "it's terrible dancing" 😂😂

[@Cody_the_William]

Leigh... Harry Belefonte was a singer who passed this year (2023). He did the "Banana Skin" I mean "Banana Boat" song also known as "Day'O".

[@rw8154]

Absolutely sensational contributions from Matt to Lyric Substitut-skin

[@chazzycheatley850]

Just a cheeky reminder, 200th episode is coming up and you need to have marnus on or at least the "I was at Sydney when marnus made his maiden 200" shirt needs to be on!!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Definitely ready and raring that shirt!

[@phnelson033]

Nicely done Russell.👌BTW that funky wah-wah guitar riff is just mimicking a typical, standard 70's porno soundtrack.

[@muhammadkhalid6817]

Thanks for the hack. I'm waiting for more

[@Rickie-37]

doctor who reference!!!!! yes!!!!

[@trem1980]

God Jana is so cute!

[@dwaynehughes1237]

We needs more Jans.

[@atempestrages5059]

Ayyy :)

[@mcscratchnuh2957]

worked at BR as my first job (bit cooked tbh, turned me off ice-cream for a good while and the waffle maker was a bit of a death trap) and sadly this is the first I've heard of scoop school

[@wiggan54]

Are you sure that "Chocline" is the best name for it; because it makes me think of what you might find in your underwear when its time for laundry...😂 Also; Jana brings the sanity to the podcast, so you need her on the show. 👍

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha give us some other options 😂

[@glenobeirne549]

​@@WeGotTheChocolates Forgive me for being behind and catching up but surely a name storm could solve the question of if this is the best name for the chocline. Or potentially submissions from listeners for you guys to pick the winner and maybe a FOTS for helping name. Or at least a helping hand to the top of the FOTS pile

[@nirfz]

at the 14 minute mark:wihtout ever having ran a Marathon i absolutely know that feeling. Were i am from, we have conscription, and one time we did an orientation run in groups. They drove us almost an hour from the base, handed us maps and a compass and gave us coordinates to the next checkpoint. the last 2 km to the base i cuuldn't walk. My legs wouldn't do it. I was able to run very slowly, but when trying to walk, the legs didn't move like normal, felt like they would buckle away. After reaching the base and getting the last checkpoint, i sat on the floor for 20 minutes. Not because i was tired, but because i wasn't able to control my legs enough to stand up. This was a Friday, and after a short shower we went home for the weekend. Driving 3 hours with almost constant speed without cruise control was pretty hard. My legs started shaking. Same with pressing the clutch... Harry Belafonte was a singer and actor who died this year. But i think he was over 90 already. As for the tweet: the fine might be 2k but that is the fine it doesn't mean you get to keep the stolen money. That's just the money you have to pay to the state, the stolen money you have to pay to who you stole it from. It's the same if you cause an accident and get a fine for it everywhere in the world, the fine does not cover the reparations you have to pay.

[@MargaretGeorgemgse]

I thought Harry Belafont-EH died a while ago!

[@jamesshaw1824]

Don’t forget changing the Hitchcock movie title “The Skin Game” to “The Skin Game”

[@BoBoBenton]

The royals are called Windsor after the palace not the other way round. They changed their name drone some German thing I don’t remember, or care to look up, around the time of ww2

[@BoBoBenton]

But also fuck them. Who cares about the nobbers?

[@beerandchips2545]

Saxe-Coburg-Gotha

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

What the heck does this mean 😂

[@klaymann888]

@@WeGotTheChocolates The Windsors where Goose Steppers ...lol

[@qhameem]

Watched the whole show. Had a lot of fun. Didn’t understand a word though.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha okay that makes sense 😂

[@jvperry2162]

Every time Jana passes a Firestation, a thought briefly crosses her mind: Is today the day I anonymously donate Jr?

[@ptrinch]

45:05 Oh no!!! How do you not know who Harry Belafonte is? Surely you've heard the banana boat song (also know as Day-O) "Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan' go home"

[@qwazse4]

Daylight come and skin wanna go home!

[@ptrinch]

@@qwazse4 Epic!!!

[@traveltrailer7018]

Well done. Jana definitively lifts the show to new heights, and saves it from sinking into the unwatchable. . .Eloise as well. The way they wrangle those boys is priceless. It would be great to one day be a member of the studio audience.

[@wendygrimm2920]

Here's one ...007 Skinternatinal Man of Mysrety!!! 😂

[@user-em8mv9gs2r]

on Joke of the day you guys wondered about the origin of "Bow Chicka Wow Wow". As far as I can find out, there is a reference to the funky riffs in the music of 70's porn films :D

[@ranulfdoswell]

44:00 Harry up!

[@prollins6443]

Was Jana laughing? She never does that!

[@SuperSloet]

Love you

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Love you too x

[@4LayersOfStrength]

"I'll take #WhatIsABoner for 100 Alex". #Jeopardy

[@phnelson033]

You're gonna wanna go at least 400-500 on boner.

[@karan_deshmane]

Chocs is a Jana fan club/simp account first and then a podcast

[@harishpsgct]

We should have one episode with Jana Matt Skin and Eloise... Leigh hosting...

[@phloydaz21]

Hate to state the obvious but I am going to state the obvious, I can’t get enough Jana on these podcasts.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Totally fair haha

[@phloydaz21]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I can actually understand what she says 100% of the time. I’m American and love the pod even though I can go 10 minutes without understanding a word u guys are saying BUT I’m learning. haha

[@Chris.crooks]

If the run isn’t on Strava, it doesn’t count! 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Exactly 😂

[@mith5168]

Harry and David - A US mail order company… They sell Fruits. AND CHOCOLATES!

[@AJBALOO]

I came for the laughs and stayed for Jana 😍

[@WJRobbins125]

I just did the math(s) because I had to know...but if you are running exactly 42K you're running a shorter marathon down under. I'm jealous. 🙂

[@FormatException]

Harray and David is a mail-order gourmet gift basket company here in the US. For the Canadian fine, you still have to pay back the 5k. So you would be behind. Truly great show y'all.

[@Joeytrib1985]

We have been shit in the Ashes. Seem to want to self destruct!

[@incognito9533]

Ashes still alive boys bring on the fourth test 😊

[@odditiescollector4540]

with leigh and the belly button piercing i couldn't help but think that he goes around in crop tops just to flaunt his piercing and have it come up in conversations

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahah I need to start 😂

[@bradpatterson1949]

that joke definately comes from.... i have a penn... i have pineapple... oohhh pineaple pen... hahahaha

[@SauronsEye]

I read a study some years ago that having attractive friends around you makes you appear more attractive. Hmm, but here we have 3 gargoyles of what I are, maybe a representation of human males and one woman and she looks more attractive by their involvement in the podcast. Pretty sure that I study I read is wrong. Get ugly friends to make yourself look more attractive. The saying, "A rose amongst thorns", is probably a lot more reliable than the study I read.

[@kenmckenzie9434]

MoreJana! Ups the standards

[@jakethedog01]

Skin should hope Eloise doesn't learn how to do a back hand sweep.

[@4LayersOfStrength]

😉

[@briefmortal11]

I can't tell if they did or didn't realise that you don't get to keep the $5k if you are caught....

[@SauronsEye]

Would you rather segment...All songs exist but only done by Pitbull or only one song by Pitbull but done by every singer in their own style. Has Pitbull ever done a song where he is the only performer? Pretty sure all of his stuff includes another artist. So if that's the case of always featuring other artists on his songs. First option is the only option because that means you still get to hear all the different singers in the world do different songs and it wouldn't be hard to imagine that those singers would have an influence on Pitbull's style. So all the songs would change over time. The same as songs change in style over time now.

[@kevinfleming9919]

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A "Rip Off"!

[@jaredhunter3629]

Just found these guys. These guys are painfully Australian.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes we are reasonably Australian 😂

[@coolhands5904]

Can't believe you missed Ba"Skin"-Robbins!! Godie would've been all over that...

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

Is Australia the 70s? Y'all got 70s moustaches.

[@beerandchips2545]

With moustaches like those, how did you not recognize "brownchickenbrowncow" as a porn reference?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha first we’re hearing of it

[@romlyn99]

Markiplier is a youtuber... So "A Pet Named Steve", is an imaginary pet that Markiplier has used in the game Google Feud.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is wonderful context hahah

[@SauronsEye]

4:30 Hmm. They're all laughing at the brownchicken, browncow joke but none of them know the origin of the sound and why it's a joke. Makes me feel old, like the time one of my kids asked me what a typewriter was. They'd never seen one. They'd only used computers to write their essays on. "Brownchicken browncow", is a play on the phonetic sound of a bass guitar playing funky music with a wah wah pedal, which sounds like the words, bow chicka chicka wow wow. During 1970's porn, funky bass guitar was the sort of music played during those scenes when it was time for the people on camera to have some Mummy and Daddy special cuddles. This is the closest sound from the 1970's that I could find that sounds like, "bow chicka chicka wow wow". The Commodores song, brick house. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqWmjdryMhrc Click on the 2:40 mark of the above video....for the closest approximation of 1970's funky bass guitar porno music. They're singing, "shake it down". Pretty sure they intended for the lyrics, "shake it down down", to sound a lot like, "bow chicka chicka wow wow", porno music. If you were to use the phrase, "bow chicka chicka wow wow", today. You'd use it as a euphemism in the telling of a sexy story. So instead of being crude and saying, we then had a root, you'd say something like, "Then things got a little bow chicka chicka wow wow". Or if you saw someone you considered sexually attractive, you might say to your friends, "Bow chicka chicka wow wow".

[@turtlesoul]

8 mins in, and no comments yet?

[@SauronsEye]

Boner v Scooper in the "Would you rather", segment. I know someone who works in an Abattoir and they've described their job to me as being the person who has all the offal, lungs, hearts, intestines etc thrown onto their work table, where they separate all the organs into their own bins for later processing.

[@saudahmad529]

Jana always has an Opposite response to Leigh's comments.

[@pattsforfun]

I have been watching this show for some time now and although I love you guys, I struggle to understand what you say. But today I put this episode on in my car while I was driving and for the first time, got the chance to just listen to it. I understood everything you said. I now realize that the reason why I dont understand you guys is because I am so distracted by Jana when I am watching the video.

[@Hoecatz]

I presume that the 2k fine is on to of repaying the 5k

[@luukje777]

The thing about stealing 5k and being fined 2k, obviously doesn't mean that you make 3k. You have to return that 5k and on top of that you'll be fined that 2k

[@stevelaursen1691]

what is the bio for Jana

[@Dr.Geeves]

I'm a skinner in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way...

[@masoodrehman118]

Let me clarify: Stealing 5k, you still need to pay the 5k, you will have to also pay 2k on top of that. So 7k in total.

[@devonsmith429]

Jana is the smartest person on the show. They should take IQ tests.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha yes her…. Daylight… Skin…. Unsure

[@user-zf5pn6gc7q]

Its actually: What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?

[@adnanshabbar9310]

jana is haaaat

[@blayne369]

I’m pretty sure if you get fined for stealing then you got caught and it will cost you the 2k and have to pay back the 5k lol

[@stevennott6139]

Running IS 100% mental, as in unless a lion is chasing you,it's mental😂😂😂😂

[@FFCFulham94]

Next to leigh was the gretest skin song ever.

[@tonyhyde2644]

What about 4 skins and a funeral....The Skin supremacy.... Harry Potter and the Philosophers skin....Avatar: The way of skin....James Bond: Skinraker...