The Worst Self Defence Videos

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[@WillNE]

12 MONTH PLAN******* ffs

[@hugopaillas5220]

WillNE Ist reply I’m speshal

[@endamcloughlin1923]

WillNE stop Norge mum

[@ashleighgoodwin8498]

Lmfaooo

[@Jamoie.]

i agree ******

[@big_massive_beanbag]

WillNE my granny is called Jill and is 56

[@Kwiteee]

boku no hero epic

[@BasedOwl]

Oh hey kwite

[@Citural]

Boku no life kwite senpai

[@RJ-dx5sx]

good i thought it was only me who noticed🤣

[@minazkhan9867]

boku no u

[@gaminggeek1615]

My hero academia don’t you mean

[@WillNE]

HOPE U LOT ENJOY XXX

[@Bxxcvnm]

Top shagger

[@BoomBlox]

Morgz is proper good ur a wasteman xx

[@chazza7540]

No

[@r0h210]

oh yeah yeah

[@georgelee-dc8mt]

Pure quality content lads as always

[@patrickferreira5301]

It feels like Will and memeulous got a divorce and now they have joint custody over alex. And Alex is excited because now he gets two christmas'

[@trinity6532]

You right. But the Christmases are the ad revenue.

[@Griffsta1984]

Brillant

[@dy9amo127]

😂😂

[@Ok-cx4jw]

Absolutely brilliant

[@misael7518]

Maybe James Marriot can be the brother

[@sophieistired1594]

The close up on the hickey makes me laugh every time

[@sophieistired1594]

@@18t32 Lmao the hickey on Alex's neck

[@ripleyOGMYBYDO]

@@18t32 sshshshhjhj

[@sophieistired1594]

@@18t32 question: how old are you?

[@viperb0y563]

Commentary Crew Crackhead 😂

[@viperb0y563]

Tiernan O Hanlon because you don’t know what a hickey is

[@4rt3m15]

The amount of times in many many videos where Alex says to cut something out and it doesn't get cut out is hilarious

[@sophiebuehrer3788]

Amy Alligan someone needs to make a compilation

[@ruttter_5158]

Amy Alligan it’s annoying how the words don’t match up with there mouth

[@theak5451]

imagine the things he has said that WERE cut out

[@alicelee.222]

ur make up is so pretttyyy

[@adibeep]

**sees Master Wong in thumbnail** This is gonna be a good one...

[@WillNE]

my hero

[@dd4-atlanta308]

WillNE are you my dad

[@gilbertramossios-e2978]

@@dd4-atlanta308 bo gee wo gee woo gee

[@fckinfruit6776]

WillNE ur nan’s a fish

[@jerry123a]

@FckinFruit ur mom

[@georginawarren-love2503]

Zimmer frame zoella 😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😂

[@willammillar8510]

I was just about to post that

[@bigslime2868]

5:54 *LAUGHS* *TO* *BREAK* *SEXUAL* *TENSION*

[@olivermiles1967]

2:15 he 100% said James Charles

[@lolabowen50]

Oliver Miles I heard that 😂😂😂

[@flix256]

Oliver Miles oh yeah yeah

[@kevinolivarez5479]

So, I just came back to this video. It is so much more fitting now...

[@corpus2705]

I think he said ani, his ex girlfriendw

[@whattheheckluz9689]

If you play that moment at .25 speed and look at wills mouth it seriously looks like he is saying James Charles

[@zsvntt]

mocking the sexual tension is pretty rich coming from Will and Alex

[@Artistic_]

Risu exactly, it pretty much increases with every video now..

[@saharaarjdal2775]

Oh my god can we be best friends?

[@muhinahaque7945]

Or just alex

[@ethangoddard9942]

What???

[@dellama7142]

Facts

[@kingswagoncat6251]

Someone went round my school putting up sub to willne posters

[@s3xbobomb1959]

KingSwagonCat Gaming sameeeee

[@epikgamerchad8056]

@@s3xbobomb1959 liar that was a long time ago

[@awesomekitty4226]

At least it isn’t sub to PewDiePie

[@epikgamerchad8056]

@@awesomekitty4226 pls sub

[@sophiebuehrer3788]

i don’t blame em

[@OGxLOOYxDANK]

George has a hickey in the last collab with will.... Alex has a bruise (hickey) while recording with will...

[@accountnotinuse6040]

yeet or get yeeted so in conclusion will is a leech

[@phoenix-kp2lw]

will lenney top shagger confirmed

[@saharaarjdal2775]

Will would never do that to Alex, he isn’t like that.

[@gracular9595]

Will taking the W

[@tejayplant7069]

Sahara Arjdal r/whooosh

[@roseandtea1998]

which pair had the bigger sexual tension then

[@o.nbooth9325]

I drink too much tea than who?

[@Alejandro-ve6xn]

A person with more of a tension Ksi and Maximillianmus

[@bradstarkey4320]

You and a cup of tea

[@hollyleigh._.]

@@Alejandro-ve6xn oh yeah yeah

[@lilsquidy6890]

oh yeah yeah

[@hexagone6126]

3 Things WillNE is afraid of : 1. Morgz Mum 2. ImAlexx’s bank account 3. 60fps

[@user-gn2nj9nt6e]

*5 0* fps

[@luizrocha8631]

www.patreon.com/SeshMonster123

[@kale5953]

@@luizrocha8631 shut it

[@luizrocha8631]

@@kale5953 oh yeah yeah help sesh funds

[@AFxT3cHz]

Alex looks blazed af

[@ohhnoheshooot5641]

Zeke Prett Or like he’s been crying

[@Tom-gt4vc]

Blazed on bath water

[@walsh9080]

Bath salts.

[@lilly-maiblatch8579]

He always looks like he is stoned or has been crying

[@nem3172]

as always

[@vissdog4k]

Willne is wearing pink eye shadow I swear

[@_mossy_8520]

I see it now 😂😂😂

[@eliaseidesund3929]

He needs to look good for Alexx

[@lbebbington1087]

He has eczema above his eyes

[@evedevlin]

"it's eczema!" According to him

[@trentlyyy5957]

Nah mate, just plain pink eye. Been eating allexx out to much 😂

[@agentstache135]

0:32 not the first time Alex has finished Will off

[@harriwills4187]

Agent Stache you have ugly profile pic change it

[@sabarin2754]

@@harriwills4187 that's actually sad they actually changed it

[@harriwills4187]

Shut up cheese breath your mum has no legs

[@finley3563]

AK40 Cefn who the fuck are you talking to XD No body’s going to get offended by you saying “your mum has no legs” also who are you telling to shut up and how would you know what they smell like you dirty shit XD

[@mywifeleftmeandtookthekids8550]

DaCrazyLlama That’s the fucking joke (I hope)

[@Whatdachizburger]

memeulous: nord vpn willne: express vpn i feel like my parents are divorcing all over again

[@ashley39163]

Straight bars lol

[@adriantanner2598]

Lol

[@kingbling2044]

There won't be gay fights they said 5:10

[@lotje06]

"were not acting this out, are we?"

[@sfp6192]

Y

[@tartzy5305]

YES LMFAO

[@tomcole2851]

“I give you everything, even my bollocks” Sent me into hysterical laughing for a good 5 minutes😂. Alex in the video made it even better.

[@SilentKiller-55]

The 2 hardest lads ever known to man, absolute units.

[@Ok-cx4jw]

Dad?

[@SilentKiller-55]

silentgamz123 Hello son.

[@charliehelm397]

Which ones

[@cfantini1913]

13:16 you can see how Alex has already been abused way too much by his friends

[@reneesimpson1446]

XD yeah

[@evanbyrtus9487]

I love how they utilized background music that can almost always be heard in the My Hero Academia fight scenes

[@EdwardIvings]

2:18 James Charles

[@islarebecca8604]

Haha probably

[@lillalachrimae]

definitely

[@gurt85]

Nah that ani fella probably

[@NeuroSpicy_Priestess]

@@gurt85 kingani? Alex's ex girlfriend? Nah, he said James Charles 😂

[@imtheabsolutegoat6497]

Wow dwanye Johnson looks different

[@imtheabsolutegoat6497]

@@elissaashley7061 Ohh yeah yeah i have a pet llama

[@kanyenorth5711]

Nepe king nah that’s the rock

[@rudolvonstroheim6055]

big chungus

[@kdak7395]

Shaggy

[@tlloxus1714]

Nepe king you talking about Alex right?

[@mimi-fm7hz]

Love wills eyeshadow In this x

[@drogers342]

Just pink eye

[@epicninja6970]

he always has red above his eyes idk why

[@misty9964]

it's the james charles palette

[@cherrymilkk]

@@misty9964 im crying

[@matthewflint31]

It's eczema

[@jakezimmer7256]

I watched master Wong's how to get out of a choke hold from behind and he basically just said hit them in the nuts

[@Janpeders24]

Simple but effective

[@marlenablack9663]

What if they.....like it

[@sweeky1]

10:40 “It sounds like it’s from a gay porn” ... Hmmm Will and Alex, how do you guys know that? Other than that, great video ❤️ Oh yeah yeah

[@sweeky1]

@sunhilram 🤷‍♂️

[@eoghan-yi2dd]

Two ALPHA males

[@WillNE]

very true mate

@big j oh yeah yeah

[@bucko-6787]

Oh yeah

[@TomZZfn]

e 🛑IM LIVE PLEASE JOIN🛑

[@Jayden-xl8rf]

@@TomZZfn sure

[@soph4282]

absolute mad lads

[@thetalentedwriter7091]

7:02 "im bigger, im stronger" then i got an ad "im sonic"

[@starlightblake]

Will and Alex are my fave characters in naruto

[@AmonGus-zx5zr]

I like Pyro from My Hero Acadamia

[@bigboi6852]

KZbinton:SUBSCRIBE NO JUTSU!!!

[@jeeran262]

Dioming no pyros from jojo

[@sophielouise589]

2:18 I GUARANTEE HE SAID 'JAMES CHARLES' ON THE BLURRED BIT

[@diavolosteddy7594]

Naw maybe James but not his whole name it’s too short Looks like James or Jessica

[@edgyspoon5793]

@@diavolosteddy7594 it could be anyone with 2 syllable in their name

[@chester9584]

You spelled marriot wrong bud

[@sHoKFUSIONSOnYoutube]

XsophielouiseX he did

[@sophielouise589]

just a lil' biatch on the interweb it was two Syllables which is the right amount for James Charles

[@lorenacassaca251]

Bless Alex and all his charity work on WillNE's and memeulous' channels x

[@leaf.fall.]

And he still gets bullied

[@lorenacassaca251]

@@leaf.fall. I swear, he is an angel no one on earth deserves

[@Trezlez]

When will you do a make up tutorial? I want to know what eye shadow you use

[@Blue-fx7dl]

Trezlez James Charles

[@fernanda2577]

The shade is eczema

[@polsciarevalo1036]

@@fernanda2577 My favourite shade. It's really cute behind my knees.

[@vitalyaloves]

i love how will finds absolutely everything alex says absolutely hilarious

[@sopheibentley1071]

here’s my only issue with will, i watch these videos at 12am and he actually makes me laugh loudly and someday my family will be woken up from me crying because of these videos.

[@thandoluhlemchunu83]

I relate sooo much

[@topdog5252]

Ye me too

[@hannahhoney2836]

Will, have you been using the James Charles palette? That pink eyeshadow looks amazing on you

[@lorcanzo2498]

Alex: We’re not acting this out right? Will: No, I’ll let you off, Sad Alex noises

[@stuartparren6971]

Only 90s Kids will remember when this video was called ‘Will and Alex learn Self Defence’

[@tomwhittaker5597]

whats the point in bleeping it when everyone knows you said James Charles hahaha

[@AthL-p7i]

Tom Whittaker to protect Alex feelings?

[@JasminMiettunen]

First video is just an innocent bodybuilder minding his own business and master wong bullying him

[@Val-ed7kn]

wdym he said he had nice tits

[@crystaljefferphetamine]

At least he said he had nice tits. Imagine if he said that he had rubbish ones.

[@HTPCYMC]

Broke: Pewdiepie vs T-Series Woke: WillNE vs Morgz Mom

[@iagreewithyou1778]

@@Shxdowboy lmfao '' sket''

[@alexcollins9073]

what does this mean??

[@kieralambert1579]

I'm on WillNE+PewDiePies side

[@kieralambert1579]

@Hugs Not Drugs uhh clean it with a cloth but don't make water get in it

[@flix256]

How to properly clean your metal computer oh yeah yeah

[@joaopedrochicre4809]

I am so sorry dude, but Morgan's Mom content is just too good, i tried to resist, but after watching the video where she goes to her son's hotel room and finds his merch in the closet, and takes the moment to say that it is on sale at moment, my hand just automatically destroyed that subscribe button like when the spine of an old lady gets broken when she has to spend the night in the hard floor.

[@trolloler5954]

*Morgan's Mom*

[@Huedra.]

Im not sure what you guys was going for in this video who can have the most sexual tension?

[@spiderclops]

Huedra yeah that’s probably it

[@thejokerchannel3384]

Love willne and imallexx they are always so happy even if they are mad 😂

[@tessyboy7158]

I'm confused. Is this Alex's main channel or Will's second channel?

[@sejn195]

Both

[@benbray9823]

Tessy Boy I agree with this but I won’t like it because it’s already on 69 likes lol

[@imamdisablrd8662]

Will and Alex look so high

[@KatCheetos]

Scooby got waves

[@mitchleigh2369]

Innit

[@asher_from_pallet_town5939]

I think they are always high though

[@jakublulek3261]

Alex must be high all the time.

[@alexandergreger8602]

_We can’t let her win_ *#STOPJILLHUDSON*

[@jessswag949]

Didnt this used to be called will and alex learn self defense?

[@mgttrackers4908]

Jess DoesStuff lol

[@jemimafoster151]

Jill’s standards are lower than George’s height

[@dotdotlover1675]

U should teach George to defend himself from ksi since he got scared

[@satan5076]

😂George can just attack JJ's shins, he will be okay😂

[@dotdotlover1675]

@@satan5076 lmao

[@reneesimpson1446]

@@satan5076 XD

[@estelle9976]

This video made me laugh out loud haha 😂😭

[@sg10126]

Estelle vlogs imagine saying ‘laugh out loud’ instead of lol , what gone on in your life

[@estelle9976]

SGibzz : omg haha didn’t even realise 😂

[@estelle9976]

xela llahsram yeah basically 😂

[@massivesexyjosh]

xela llahsram you’re a sad person

[@estelle9976]

xela llahsram nope

[@xeoney]

0:33 We've all had this experience in school with a teacher, dont deny it.

[@rai302]

2:18 OMFG I swear no one ships Alex and James Charles more than Will

[@Megan-qb9rx]

aesrye IKR

[@Samm-dm9qw]

I wonder if he said a different name though- like a girl or guy Alex is dating but doesn't wanna make public yet so they blurred it?

[@noahsnoahisdad2272]

Samm1222 nah im pretty sure it was James Charles.

[@nothingstaysthesame]

I understand nothing, whats this thing with James Charles and Alex people are joking/talking about?

[@chocholha]

@@nothingstaysthesame watch my video called "James Charles mentions on the True Geordie Podcast" that pretty much explains it but in short, Alex made a video on James Charles. In the video though, Alex's bulge was showing through his pants. James Charles DMed Alex about it so now it is a thing where everybody jokes that James Charles wants to sleep with Alex lol

[@yungwine]

Is this a remake of when spongebob learned kung fu from sandy

[@molly0098.]

Oh yeah yeah

[@kullapaolo8911]

oh yeah yeah

[@ohyeahyeah4706]

Oh yeah yeah, now I know how to grab bodybuilders arses

[@ryanmason9846]

7:02 got a add immediately saying how to Photoshop muscles on

[@lilyparker2718]

I wrote a poem: WILLNE SPILL THE TEA WHERE DID BIG AL GET THAT HICKEY?

[@user-li2li8uy6n]

Lily Parker I heard James Charles was in London

[@andrew71017]

Hemmo 1996 can vouch for this one fella x

[@lewisfirth]

*thought this was the second channel to be fair*

[@abbie7303]

does alex own an item of clothing other than that jumper?

[@firephinex3401]

anonymous person he’s also got a pink hoodie and hat

[@mrpapagiorgio5404]

No

[@marissadawn3312]

anything else he has is just his own merch really

[@98suly]

anonymous person It’s how he makes 50k a month

[@alixlegall3000]

No need, it is perfect

[@urted6571]

Is will wearing pink eyeshadow...🤔

[@anouska.r583]

Its eczema apparently

[@ciaranbrenn1003]

Could be pinkeye

[@ollieward3999]

Alex about to use these techniques on James Charles

[@aa-xr5uq]

YEEEES WILLLL!!! getting ripped so you can fight Jill yeah?? I see you 😂

[@chickenfoot2423]

alex lookin extra cute today

[@nikkiegoff3050]

ive said it once and ill say it again: ALEX IS THE CUTEST

[@Ella-wx2mp]

HE IS OMG

[@iceturtle5152]

FACTS

[@hunni5713]

true 🥺🥺

[@idontknowwhatimdoing760]

When he’s not accusing people of rape or ruining there life’s

[@hunni5713]

Best -assassin why are you here if u don’t like him, just fuck off

[@emmaobri3n]

I was trying to set “SUB2WILLNE” as the wallpaper on all of the desktop macs in my school the other day but unfortunately I have absolutely no clue how to use macs, sorry mate! 😂😂

[@durdlurd6131]

Will and Alex are couple goals No homo

[@lorcankearns3037]

Oh yeah yeah

[@Sandwich4321]

Full homo

[@leobennett6051]

did somebody say... oh yeah, yeah

[@isthatachicken]

*"Could you imagine rocking up to a gym?"*

[@unknown-xz3wb]

Who else thought it was the Rock in the thumbnail ??????

[@WillNE]

yeah i do look a bit similar

[@erinmac8787]

I thought it was buff Obama. Lol

[@puddin6424]

Same

[@pandawastaaken]

WillNE its true

[@Catsorgtfo]

11:47 Stephen Tries' girlfriend can be spotted in the background

[@charlottejones7108]

what?

[@caoimhecassidy9280]

Brendon Urie it’s a kid and stephens a nonce ha

[@Catsorgtfo]

@@caoimhecassidy9280 actually, it's a reference to 'Stephen Tries Fingers Geese'

[@charlottejones7108]

haha thought u meant his actual girlfriend

[@a_s2557]

a duck?

[@calliefordx9901]

Alex has finally made it to the main channel

[@yourlocalmetalhead08]

That first clip was amazing!!!!!! Omg, I'm dying. It's like the most cringey anime fight scene ever

[@tsumika9328]

why is no one talking about how Will pointed at Alex's hickey and he said george is mean-

[@spiderclops]

Jiri BG cause it’s a joke?

[@spaghooting]

when?

[@FBI-uf9jz]

These lads will steal your girl in 0.2 seconds

[@Clone106]

Big Chungus can't steal something i don't have

[@woolfiee596]

i just realized something big jill replace J with W B I G W I L L

[@crimsonplayz5328]

For once Alex doesn’t have a love bite

[@sumayyah_bx]

Why isn't this on your second channel? Alex is on it

[@egg.8301]

Maya 69 I always see you in the comments

[@sumayyah_bx]

@ya boi skinny penis I'm actually going on 8 foot.

[@erobbie]

He can't get George to do them anymore

[@Tomanna]

@ya boi skinny penis Holy shit

[@abbier1374]

@ya boi skinny penis *mood*

[@shelbyplowright3757]

hey im pretty sure James Charles is in London so Alex you better get a move on x

[@shelbyplowright3757]

@@stellakennedy2003 i thought it had something to do with James but yeah sksksksks

[@jac991]

Shelby Plowright Alex is bi just so you know

[@shelbyplowright3757]

yeah i know lol

[@AthL-p7i]

@@stellakennedy2003 I don't think so but his "good teeth are such a turn on" tweet sounded like it was referring to Alex which is really mean lol

[@zoegeary543]

2:18 WAIT ALEX KIDDO WE NEED ANSWERS SWEETIE

[@aarong2253]

Zoe Geary it’s James Charles

[@alexzeboss5971]

ImAlex has the same bruise, in the same place on his neck as memeulous does Hmmmm

[@vanitas2909]

will lenney top shagger

[@keiraparker1229]

I LOVE YOU TWO

[@howdoichangemyprofilepictu3228]

WillNE this was an alright video but personally I believe that you.. oh yeah yeah

[@abbyalexander8854]

Oh Yeah yeah why is everyone changing their profile pics i feel like such a normie

[@Jordan-ux7gl]

@@abbyalexander8854 Fricc

[@zoegeary543]

I see Alex in the thumbnail and I immediately click. Love that kiddo

[@babs8638]

Same

[@phantomshitter]

On the bus I was on today I drew Sub2willne (backwards so people outside can read it from the ouside) stood up (nearly fell over) and started pointing and waving at it LMAO

[@sarahh8084]

oh yeah yeah BRING REINFORCEMENTS

[@kullapaolo8911]

oh yeah yeah

[@finley3563]

*NordVPN has left the chat.*

[@flix256]

DaCrazyLlama oh yeah yeah

[@TylerDevineScott]

Will looks like hes had a red eye shadow incident

[@batfreeze56]

Guess he used James Charles' pallet

[@wishy3105]

3:32 he missed the bell lmao

[@ewanpiercy7715]

Turned it on and thought u were having a stroke

[@mollxoxxo2777]

CLASS

[@WestHamHighlights]

9:33 what u saying will 😂

[@aidanmurphy7711]

West Ham Highlights u subbed to u ⚒❤️

[@WestHamHighlights]

Aidan Murphy thanks mate

[@ohaimark9449]

These kids put up sub to willne posters on our school bus and someone wrote it on my biology desk. It's so lovely seeing a community coming together

[@jim2602]

Will you need to change your intro your on 2 mil now mate

[@Abby_Liu]

where's your oh yeah yeah

[@imanoncey4046]

OH YEAH YEAH oh yeah yeah

[@Nathi98]

Oh yeah yeah he should

[@memecreamed174]

@@Abby_Liu oh yeah yeah

[@connormclaren3112]

OH NO NO

[@silvieluna]

I unknowingly clicked on this before I meant to and you two screeching at the beginning scared me

[@braydenhartley7349]

Taekwondo’s Korean

[@dortoka]

Why does Master Wong have the perfect combination of a stereotypical Asian accent and a roadman accent?

[@jdghost9053]

Oh yeah yeah