Actually Trying the Worst Self Defense Advice

[@yeetskeet980]

Imagine disarming your attacker and you think youve won but he disarms you back because hes also watched this amazing self defense video

[@exentrixx7318]

and then you two are trapped in an endless loop of disarming each other

[@ntaentae6264]

Brain seizure:

[@ShatteredGlass916]

It's like one of those anime outsmarting fights when it felt like some epic chess checkmates even thought it looked dumb irl

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

And it becomes an endless loop

[@its-zay3890]

@@JohnDoe-on6ru yup untill they die of thirst

[@KurtisWilson06]

"As you can see, the attacker has successfully fired his weapon puncturing my left lung. This is exactly what you want, now you have control as the attacker is in shock. You can now remove the attackers left lung bio mechanically and insert it in to yourself, no anesthesiologist or surgeon required because of bio mechanics. This intelligent option can improve your survivability and save your life"

[@ixthizzar]

Begin to gouge out your eye, sending them into a shocked state. Remove their eye while grabbing the gun. Transplant it into your newly empty socket to achieve Mangekyou Sharingan. Take the other as a spare for later, before getting rid of evidence with your most powerful fire jutsu."

[@vigilanterorschach2600]

@@ixthizzar I seriously missed out on this part in Naruto, is this a filler episode or fanfiction?

[@karm4]

Ahh I see, the bio-mechanics

[@Jarlaxle_Baenre]

Don’t forget the nose.

[@boashkan_05]

Omggggg that’s hilarious I almost died reading this 😂😂😂

[@OcAirsoft]

Expert “I actually died”

[@xander4218]

oh shit whatsup dude

[@NoblQT]

Hey bro

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Sup

[@motwhom3230]

lets go a checkmark comment thats not a bot i commend you sir

[@kongobongo6064]

"You win some you lose some"

[@discussionsanddragons9178]

“you can’t win ‘em all” is the best advice i’ve seen in any yt self defense video. thanks for promoting public safety with this valuable information, gentlemen.

[@crackheadsanta7222]

Yep unfortunately you can definitely not win them all.

[@psfpaper.sword.fights4299]

More like “you can’t win most of them”

[@Erwin1293-]

@@psfpaper.sword.fights4299 some unarmed civilians were able to stop terrorists. Some situations are worth the risk, your wallet isn’t .

[@DaKingKayden]

@@Erwin1293- yea u right

[@ITILII]

Yes and you can only lose 1 life.....use this great advice from DUST and that's what you will BE 😞

[@migusta5745]

Can confirm as someone who died using those techniques, very realistic kudos to Charlie and his crew!

[@Somespideronline]

RIP you

[@metalrockstarizer89]

Btw this might be a bit random but at 6:54 did y’all hear him say “gamer neck it” lmaoo 😂😭😂😂

[@ohheyitscyber2848]

@@metalrockstarizer89 yep

[@mee2556]

so how's dead?

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@Electricdynamite]

"I'm taking you to a secondary location!" That has to be one of the most threatening things I've ever heard in my life. Charlie really is an incredible actor.

[@murgatroydfungus4352]

Dale just came in his pants hearing that

[@gordonbeiser5431]

Naw Naw naw sister you not taking me to no secondary location! You want it? Got get it! "And then you run the other way"

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@Jake-yz3qv]

GIVE ME YOUR CHILD.

[@IEdjumacate]

@@gordonbeiser5431 such a great special 😂

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

I love how ALL of Dale's tactics fail if the gunman is 5ft away

[@CozyGoes]

robbers when they discover walking

[@blondie5835]

Getta load of this guy, he doesn’t even know the zig zag technique.

[@drakorocket6535]

@@blondie5835 He hasn't played rust obviously

[@qwerteria7366]

social distancing actually helps

[@thetechconspiracy2]

Wouldn't pretty much any disarming technique fail at that distance? At that point you should probably just start running away, moving erratically to help prevent them from aiming at vitals.

[@EzekiesAcheron]

"I have practiced this one and I know what to do." **Pulls out gun.** Had me fucking dying dude.

[@synnamon_toast_crunch]

💀💀 at the end of the day that's probably the best solution

[@Name-ru1kt]

@@synnamon_toast_crunch nah. Guns are worse than knives at close quarters. Your better off unarmed

[@liamowen297]

​@@Name-ru1kt okay knifes better at close range is arguable but worse than unarmed is stupid

[@AzrealTheDemon]

@@Name-ru1kt yeah.. tell me that when you have a golfball sized hole in you

[@Name-ru1kt]

@@liamowen297 well if its not unloaded you might shoot yourself in the foot on accident. Unloaded sure its better but loaded eh.

[@strangerofthe2067]

I hope Dale never runs into a robber with a revolver, or a rifle, or a shotgun, or nunchucks, or a sword, or a taser, or two friends who also have firearms.

[@insertmoney2189]

I hope so too, I’d feel bad for his attackers

[@randomperson5579]

Or a robber who uses a gun how they're intended to be used. not at point blank.

[@masterchofe7064]

@@randomperson5579 exactly

[@AELEL122]

Or just a guy that takes 2 steps back with his gun.

[@Tarumarugan]

Or a velociraptor. I’ve seen no techniques that work against them

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

Dale's self defense techniques is the equivalent of your sibling saying they dodged all your attacks with their force field

[@naaman4275]

@Angelina L 👇💋 shut up

[@tojami2894]

@@naaman4275 its a bot, it wont respond or stop

[@metalrockstarizer89]

Bruh did my man at 6:54 said “gamer neck it” lmao 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@drewdabrew4745]

@@gimmealldafoodz2625 if u use that time instead to train jiu jitsu or boxing in a dire situation u get a lot more out of those

[@arshadzaidi4667]

@@drewdabrew4745 If you were going to train just for dire situations, you should just learn Krav Maga.

[@soy2330]

Charlie: unlucky for you I took self defence training Killer with gun: *walks back two steps* Charlie: this guys good

[@sdk2571]

"Ah Shit, Dale didn't say anything about them stepping back.."

[@corbensmith1745]

Aaw man! Just out of my armspan

[@poweroftruth9258]

The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.. znnzz

[@poweroftruth9258]

The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life..!.!.

[@vikuna44]

@@poweroftruth9258 wbat

[@motivated7203]

I love how all of Dale's advice assumes the attacker is both standing still, has no functioning hands, and is standing within a foot of you

[@rioulethebeats9717]

I don't think that's the point I think the point is to catch them off guard most people wouldn't expect you to grab the gun anyway and if done right I guess you can help yourself with the time being but I don't know about for about a long while

[@TheBGYeti]

@@rioulethebeats9717 Anyone trying to rob you at gun point within grabbing distance is fucking stupid

[@OHHHHUSBANT]

​@@rioulethebeats9717 literally none of them work especially for the pistols The second the trigger Is pulled, the bullet is already fired and out

[@legendaryjimbob7685]

@@OHHHHUSBANT Exactly, average reaction time is like 250 milliseconds, so quarter of second, if you havent moved the gun away or pulled the slide back before that time ends, your dead. You gotta be on some serious speedster shit to be able do that

[@tweex1]

Ah, main character syndrome. "This assailant is an NPC, he could never stand up to my SPECIAL ABILI-" [gets capped]

[@commanderblock3666]

"I don't have arms, sir" is actually a really good method, because they'll just sit there trying to comprehend how you're driving a car and before they know it, you took their gun.

[@mrjim7565]

Yup and right after that I’m in heaven

[@bloccboychinko4077]

😂 😂 😂

[@Poksiwo]

then you wake up

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

@@Poksiwo Hey, you. You're finally awake.

[@JamesRobinson_1994]

@@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 You were trying to cross the border right?

[@Freshy111]

Dude makes self defense videos exactly how I imagine Dwight Schrute would.

[@c_______________]

Dwight would unnecessarily hurt the demo guy

[@weeddagr8988]

Dwight would kick himself in the nuts, as seen previously

[@thrawnedits5860]

We all know the only worth opponent of Dwight is Dwight

[@justjanuary]

Scranton Urban Survival Training

[@r.l.mcdermid6034]

@@thrawnedits5860 he has competition

[@quinnlee-miller9792]

"You moved the gun; thats not allowed" exactly how Dale is in training, 100%

[@gerard4039]

Exactly

[@sneakyjuice3384]

Most commen reaction when holding a hand gun and somebody is teying to grab it, is to pull back the gun.

[@ilovehomosuck5675]

In my country theres a satire channel of self defense that does jokes like that lol

[@bruhkan457]

"Ah, my bad" -The robber

[@Churdington]

@@sneakyjuice3384 I think the biggest flaw with these unarmed-VS-firearm strategies is that they assume that someone with a RANGED PROJECTILE WEAPON is going to completely ignore the benefit of having a RANGED WEAPON by putting the weapon so close to you that you can easily grab it out of their hand. Its a GUN. They're going to stand at least a few feet out of arms reach.

[@XoIoRouge]

I love the use of the fake gun being ACTUALLY fired to show that just because you KNOW what to do, are GOOD at it, and could have GREAT reaction time, you can still just be dead. A lot of those self-defense videos like the one we see at the beginning with the police officer makes people believe that they are immune because they know that one trick. Even a pro is still vulnerable.

[@steffenbendel6031]

I usually offer a money back guarantee for my self defense course if you got shot.

[@zeag7187]

But in those videos they do mention that these tricks can increase your survivability, but it’s not a guarantee. It just grants you a higher chance of surviving.

[@miguel8250]

@@zeag7187 doing those dumb stunts won't increase your chances of anything but dying

[@adrianzatorski]

❤😊😅😊

[@ArthurKhazbs]

@@zeag7187 Unfortunately, cooperating with the criminal still gives you a higher chance of survival

[@dizzyhq5100]

I would be seriously questioning my life decisions if a 5’6 man was holding me at gunpoint while I was in my car asking me for my child

[@MattIsntYoung]

@YeaMan you can't even spell girl give up the ghost

[@MattIsntYoung]

Child: Surrendered Immediately 🤣

[@chom4286]

@YeaMan that’s a weird way of spelling “i grew up without a father”

[@fearthebacon7024]

Rumple stillskin

[@peteydoggen]

this whole reply section is just bots

[@Grimmers]

Caleb channeled that defense instructor energy fucking perfectly lol.

[@potatobearsmo]

Hello, this is Caleb with Tampa Urban Survival Training That is an advanced technique we teach at Tampa Urban Survival Training Those spaced out words make me laugh every single time

[@lejoeruiz6126]

Man penguin is sooo short... he’s like 5’2 max.

[@ProdCashhier]

@@lejoeruiz6126 he's 5'6

[@NotoriousTOAD]

Try a single one of these moves in Newark New Jersey and you'd be fucking dead before you blinked an eye

[@PhyreI3ird]

I'm not even kidding, this is actually the first video I've seen with him in it so I legit thought they were at some actual defense class because of that opening. What other videos has he been in?

[@BigmanHagfish]

I firmly believe that this guy got in a argument with a doctor and is just trying to send as much people to the hospital as possible just to annoy him

[@ArMentorLazada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHbFe5p-fM94oKM

[@mrbigbankuchiface_3352]

People shoot from a distance canceling all these techniques out you will die 100 % of the time lol

[@hel2727]

maybe he's from hell and satan is bored so he wants more souls down there

[@cleanseroftheworld]

Nah, he got into an argument with the guy at the damn Morgue!

[@qlus]

That would just pay him more bonuses

[@neffomp]

I love how none of Dale's "teachings" work if the attacker uses the main advantage guns offer... range.

[@datguymiller]

If they just take like two big steps back

[@ShaggyRogers1]

@@datguymiller If they just pull their arms holding the gun back towards their body....

[@Fartomicbomb]

well the first step is to run toward the attacker at full speed, pull the slider back and now you have a weapon.

[@leidsonzangao4797]

and have a reaction time that can be measured with a calendar

[@gfullcrayon562]

Quick advice for the person who is committing a armed robbery: Don’t stand at a kissable distance from whoever you are robbing, they might have watched a self defense tiktok.

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

That’s just gun 101. Why even buy a gun if you aren’t using it at a distance. Might as well just bring a knife😂

[@noleeresto3473]

How are you gonna take the wallet then?

[@g2ltt733]

@@noleeresto3473 tell that person to slide it to you

[@noleeresto3473]

@@g2ltt733 and if they say they left it at home?

[@codbeast914]

@@noleeresto3473 pick someone walking withthere phone out there worth money

[@ancapftw9113]

"I'm taking your child." Father: *redirects gun towards child in back seat.*

[@charlesdewemple9085]

not funny

[@AeneasGemini]

@@charlesdewemple9085 I thought it was hilarious, so do almost 80 other people, lighten up

[@charlesdewemple9085]

@@AeneasGemini Fine then, it is an unfunny joke.

[@Tojo89]

@@charlesdewemple9085 Comedy is subjective. Therefore it is funny.

[@zekkile7993]

@@charlesdewemple9085 As someone who has attempted to kidnap a child in this situation, this is funny like hell

[@QuixEnd]

This was actually so hilarious best quote. _"Well, ya can't win 'em all, maybe better luck next time"_

[@gemuman221]

I love the entire premise of this video at face value is a couple of guys come up to rob this guy and then become so impressed by his self defense skills that they break out a camera and start testing the extent of his prowess

[@Mr12Relic]

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

[@casadilla111]

Putting this on my gravestone now, thanks

[@LeumazDnazor]

Better luck in the afterlife

[@QuixEnd]

@@Mr12Relic it's not about how you get shot, it's how you get shot and try again. There's always next time

[@RealBasil143]

imagine holding someone at gunpoint and they just yell at you "YOU'RE OFLINE!"

[@maxfed2757]

User has disconnected from server

[@justrandomstuff6828]

The funny things is that, Dale expects the bad guy to have only one bullet in the chamber, and the reflexes of a turtle running backwards in slow motion

[@justrandomstuff6828]

@@texas0bserver729 no, like: you dodge the gun and the bad guy misses you... He can still fire more times than once, but dale expects the bad guy to just give up after the first try and go limp to let you John Whick his face

[@Highly3666]

@@justrandomstuff6828 i guess guy above you just wanted to flex his gun knowledge the first comment didn't need to be broken down haha

[@justrandomstuff6828]

@@Highly3666 yeah i know, he read some articles on reddit and just wants to spread his genius IQ

[@medizinar7176]

@@texas0bserver729 Some guns fire more than once mate, this isn't the 1700s they don't use flintlocks anymore

[@rizonza5060]

@@texas0bserver729 Racist comment

[@feycatt1332]

the only thing ive learned from dale's self defense class is that if i want to hold somebody at gun point, i should do it from a distance, preferably beyond arms length.

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

Yeah, that's the thing really. This stuff will only have any chance of working if the mugger is dumb enough to actually push the barrel against you, CCTV footage exists of people doing these crazy disarms in real life because the criminals came too close. But why the fuck would you risk it, if somebody holds you at gunpoint, it means they want your money and aren't out to kill you. Just give them your wallet and walk away alive.

[@kameronjones7139]

Honestly I would immediately see the gun and not hear what the mugger said causing me to take off leaving a trail of sh*t behind me.

[@LS-jv9hp]

@@penttikoivuniemi2146 Don't forget the people who do actual disarms are military veterans with years of experience who do drills against people who actually fight back. That garbage shit he shows just has the aggressor focus entirely on pulling the trigger that no one would actually do. They'd pull back their body, throw a punch and pull the trigger which would make any of his idiotic techniques fail.

[@A1phaz0ne]

@@penttikoivuniemi2146 Literally this. I got jumped one night on my way home. Some dude and his homeboy hit me from behind and got me on the ground. I just quickly yelled out that all my shit was in my pockets. They slugged me two or three more times but they quickly took my shit and ran away. Like, life just isn't fair at times. You're gonna find yourself (Unfortunately) in situations where the right option is to just surrender and let them take whatever they're threatening you for. Anything they take can be replaced. Your life however, can't. For all videos of people managing to actually beat their mugger, there's literally dozens of unrecorded attempts that ended with people being further injured or even outright killed by a mugger. It just isn't smart to fight back in every situation.

[@full-timepog6844]

literally use the gun for what it is....... a ranged weapon

[@dauntingkitty]

Dale needs to try out his techniques against someone he isn’t paying

[@pleasedontwatchthese9593]

Maybe thats the real tech, pay off your enemies

[@bluespirit8590]

What do you know? you were cut in half by maul

[@KENSHIROez3260]

@@bluespirit8590 *what do you know? I cut you half - Maul

[@numberiforgot]

I comment on all his videos telling him to let me come and test his techniques and the comments always get deleted.

[@Pharo88]

@@pleasedontwatchthese9593 Isnt the money what they after tho lol

[@rxqsfax3269]

1:20 this guy, just something about how he talks. And the way his finger tips are touching eachother is just so... i cant even describe it

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

“This entire video is a PSA on why people need fucking gun safety” Matt with the BIG W E; just wanted to clarify, as this is one of my biggest liked comments lmao, I live in England but 110% for 2A. Does something drastically need to be done, either to the vetting process or what guns are legally allowed to be sold for self defence so we decrease things like drive by shootings and school shootings? Absolutely. Is a gun one of the best deterrents to someone trying to break into your house, steal your car, rob you or sexually harass you? Damn straight

[@stinkymart3173]

I can imagine backyard wrestlers trying all of this at home and inadvertently shooting themselves and their friends

[@ArMentorLazada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHbFe5p-fM94oKM

[@Berstain_]

@Your Momsbox what

[@LikeALocofirefly]

@Your Momsbox bro are you ok lmao you sound like you’ve had a stroke

[@KoolenDasheppi]

@Your Momsbox What kind of drugs are you on? Lmao.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This is legit a great lesson on how to get shot as many times as possible

[@NoNameX_X0]

true

[@danielskrskr]

Sad thing is some of Charlies boys' goofy maneuvers would work better than the active forces or whatever it's called

[@Greentunic84]

I think you watch more YT than me Mustache Guy. I see your comments on the most random videos.

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@Thisisnotmyactualname]

You can’t win them all

[@adamg.2926]

Game Theory: Dale is immortal but doesn't realize it. So he goes around sketchy alleyways practicing his "techniques" and getting shot every time. But since he's bullet-proof he always survives and now thinks that his moves actually work.

[@samlyons1714]

No they don't watch like 3 videos reviewing dales tactics

[@beepboop2021]

Charlie legit invited dale to try use those techniques and Charlie got clowned on and admired he was wrong

[@beepboop2021]

Admitted

[@Mad_Leroy]

Underrated comment🤣

[@JyotinderSingh]

Why am I laughing so hard at this

[@TheDeviIDogg]

As someone who actually handles guns quite often and is around idiots who don't know what trigger discipline is, if you even flinch and the dude has that finger on the trigger he's gonna pull it before you can do anything. You have no idea how many times in the middle of explaining what trigger discipline is I just hear a 'click' followed by an "ooh oops" under someone's breath. It's a lot more funny when they've got the shotguns and they click much louder

[@mee2556]

so basically reflex right?

[@Rageaholic2213]

Literally the best self defense advice for an armed assailant is get the fuck away as quickly as possible.

[@predalien1413]

Example you present is flawed, those learning or operating weapon for recreation have a different mentality. The operation on ones trigger during something like this will either be sloppy or delayed. Ex) Take the incident with the retired veteran against two hooligans who tired to rob. Their position and opportunities had at a very advantageous spot. But due their mindset failed miserably.

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@heavyguy4660]

If he had any sort of basic grasp of math, he would know how wrong he is.

[@Xwii610]

Dales lessons work 100% of the time, as long as the aggressor isn't allowed to move.

[@buddimalliyanapathirana1767]

as long as the agressor has no more than two brain cells

[@IanB9612]

So long as the aggressor is an NPC

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261]

as long as the agressor is completely paralized unable to move talk or pull the trigger and also has the strenght of a new born baby and is also less than 1 meter away from you and also has no functional braincells

[@slak6464]

All the lessons work if you play freeze tag with the aggressor

[@DetroitThreatManagementCenter]

You can move if you want but it won’t help it will increase pain lol

[@cole8834]

These self defense things are theoretically possible; and my vietnam grandad actually disarmed a guy point blank at a bar once. But a 33% success chance or less is not worth risking your life over.

[@ACSMEX]

That's the main point I guess. Under the most favorable circumstances they MAY work in a DO or DIE situation. Most of the situations people will find themselves are not like that. Just give the robber your wallet and live another day.

[@leonhardfrommhold8463]

Yea, the push gun up one doesn't actually seem that bad and I was surprised how the gun to head one didn't always fail. But they all seem significantly worse than just giving up your wallet, these are more "hostage about to be killed" and not "wallet about to be stolen" tricks.

[@ACSMEX]

@@leonhardfrommhold8463 The best move is the one with higher chances of survavility. That will usually be to just give you wallet to the armed person.

[@goose93]

Hot darn your grandad has led an exciting life

[@dictatorchips5688]

These tricks are only possible if the guy with the gun is distracted

[@Jonathan-os2eg]

I believe the gun slide stopping part isn't gonna do anything. Once that trigger is pulled the hammer goes and it will strike before reciprocating a new round into the chamber. all that does is save you from being shot twice.

[@EzekiesAcheron]

If you stop the slide in the rearward position (even slightly, if I'm not mistaken) then it will prevent the gun from firing. If you stop the slide in a forward position, you will get shot lol.

[@Jonathan-os2eg]

@@EzekiesAcheron yeah but if the trigger was already pulled your still getting shot once. Sliding the slide back keeps it from chambering a new round till the slide comes forward again once you let go. No matter what if that trigger is pulled even pulling it back you’ll be shot once

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@Jonathan-os2eg you forgot one crucial detail, the extractor. If you pull the slide rearward the chambered round is coming out of battery and won't be able to be fired.

[@MrKing-qd7gi]

It can't be fired with the slide back even a little but there's is one important detail. The slide takes way more force to pull back than an airsoft gun. An airsoft gun you can probably pull it back with your tongue. A real gun a child could probably not pull the slide back, at least not without a ton of effort. You could still do it obviously, but this would make this technique noticeably harder and more than likely result in you just pushing the dudes arms back and getting shot unless he's got really stiff arms before you touch the gun for some reason, but that's just unreliable more so than basic disarm techniques.

[@zacattack32441]

@Jonathan when the slide moves back, it pulls the hammer/striker back as well. That's no to mention you can't fire the gun with an open chamber or that the round would have been, if not extracted completely, then not properly seated in the chamber.

[@back-woods]

Lol i wouldn't be surprised if dale said "fake a seizure so when the attacker goes to check your pockets, you'll have the element of surprise"

[@socalkook370]

There's a legit case where a shop owner faked a heart attack so he could have time to reach for his gun and pop the robber lmao

[@heddshot87]

Bruh if you make a seizure like move in front of an agressor with a gun he's gonna freak out and shoot you

[@poweroftruth9258]

The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.

[@HuntressCarolina8D]

I think Nick Offerman had a story about doing something similar in one of his books. Except he just acted like a complete lunatic instead. Lol

[@emmangenta]

@@socalkook370 Yo wasn't that guy who owned the gun store a vietnam war vet?

[@YodaOnABender]

Tried this myself, managed to fight off an attacker and make it out with only a few bullet wounds to the head and lungs Owe my life to these guys

[@breawen]

it only punctured your body, that's very survivable edit: your*

[@sheikhjabooti]

@@breawen r/woooosh

[@RandmAnimal]

Same, only got some bits of brain missing but it works

[@Noodles.Doodles]

People only use 10% of their brain so you can lose 90% and be fine. This intelligent option can improve your survivability.

[@partymachine4898]

Damn we gotta start using this in the military, we’d be unstoppable

[@zanebullock]

Dale doesn’t take into account fear and adrenaline. You would not think “ah yea I just gotta roll my shoulder around this gun, easy peasy”

[@LS-jv9hp]

Or the attacker resisting in any form or function. I've seen any of the guys he's against do anything besides try to pull a trigger, usually a fully free second hand.

[@chunkerino3920]

because he's just that cool

[@phoenixgirl70]

@Ryan Byrd Yeah, cause guns are only in the hood right? It’s a complete mystery how there’s mass shootings in schools, or shopping malls, dance clubs etc. You watch too many movies dude.

[@GM-_-FinnJake007]

@@phoenixgirl70 americaaaaaaaaaaa f*** yh

[@kaniq6120]

Or the fact that people will actually you know shoot

[@nahhfam7678]

I had a Krav coach who I realised was legit in that there was no attempts to sugarcoat or bullshit any special techniques or moves and in a way it hurt the business as people wanted those easy confidence boosting things like that guy shows. I was interested in doing instructor training down so I was allowed to attend the military only class that couldn't do before and it was night and day difference. The civilian class deals with de-escalation and fitness and extremely selective direction for when force was reccomended. The idea for that class is that survival is the focus so verbal communication and best way comply with attackers is the main philosphy based on the idea that if someone who was going to kill you would do it from 10 meters away or further so they usually want something and only when they try to take you somewhere that force is considered or imminent threat to life. The other class was totally different and had the caveat that the hand to hand situation is totally different for soldiers and will almost certainly result in serious injury in some form or another for you and the opponent. The direction is that after the initial move, its pure violence that will win it rather than a clean disarm no-jutsu. I saw how seriously he meant about getting injuries when each scenario or exercise would follow medical practice for the most likely injuries for each one. I.e disarming a knife will almost always get you cut up or stabs as the actual techniques taught involve the use of blocking with a forearm and the retaliation by anyone trained is to drag the knife away and dig it into the flesh, opening it all up so once the fight is done, you have to torniquet and assess how much blood you have lost. There were even exercises that involve attempting to maim or cripple the opponent so that if they kill you, the next person who comes in can finish them off. It was gnarly, like CS GO entry fragging in real life.

[@area.man.]

It's amazing how trainers differ. I swear there is an instructor certificate mill out there certifying anyone that pays enough. My first instructor was the best I ever had to the point I could have walked into the others and taught their stuff day one. Now D U.S.T, that Dale guy will straight up get you killed.

[@twistedthe1]

Tldr

[@senzatieee]

​@twisted_memes TLDR: weapons will fuck you up

[@the_absurd_hero]

​@@twistedthe1Attention spans have really gone down the toilet these days To the OP: the military-personel class sounds really interesting, sounds like they're teaching you to be a one-man army (especially with the medical training for tending to necessary collateral damage)

[@kapiderechte]

"you moved the gun, that's not allowed" the sentence all the 'tactics' depend on

[@hannahbanana7723]

But. But that's not fair!!

[@code_koriel]

"Give me your child!" Charlie's Maximillianmus impression is spot-on. No wonder he's known as the stand out actor in the Hunger Games.

[@satan1189]

Underrated comment

[@user-bv7qt5xs1p]

i forgot that he even existed

[@code_koriel]

@@user-bv7qt5xs1p same here. But Charlie's amazing performance reminded me of that skidmark

[@user-bv7qt5xs1p]

@@code_koriel agreed

[@That_Puppet]

I love how every single online self defense course assumes the assailant is not only immobile, but also within 3 inches of you

[@blainejackson2857]

Lol right? Like who the actual fuck would put the gun directly into someone’s chest or skull or something. They would always keep a distance of a few feet so that they have the advantage of being able to shoot you before you can even reach them.

[@sojtus8681]

@@blainejackson2857 Well the only real scenario why you would put the gun so close, is if you are trying to be stealthy without being noticed by anybody else around, or if you are bluffing with an empty gun. That or if you have no confidence in actually being able to hit a target from further then spiting distance. :D

[@EldeNice]

Because those are the requirements for most of the "techniques" to work. You can't disarm someone from a distance and you have like 99% chance of getting shot if the assailant remembers he has other limbs haha

[@sojtus8681]

To be fair there is not much point in teaching anything that doesn´t assume those things, since at that point your only real move is to pray he is a bad shot. :D

[@spiritbx1337]

Also is barely holding onto the gun.

[@CheeseYourself]

the sentence that instantly obliterates all of Dale's training; "i want you to take your wallet out and throw it over here, if you take a step anywhere i'll shoot you"

[@antismo9998]

Dale when he realizes that people who have a gun usually aim at a distance

[@TJB-Gaming]

Dale: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@Jebu911]

@@antismo9998 Do they? Do we have any feet/meter numbers on the average distance mugger uses his gun from while quickly trying to robb your ass and leave.

[@thepjup4507]

@@Jebu911 yes, actually, that information is widely available. just google it. from recent memory its ~7m max, usually less.

[@Top2BottomGaming]

@@Jebu9112 meters or directly against your back. Most shootings in the “Self defense” range. I’d assume it’d be the same

[@lucadunstan3220]

Advanced shooter technique: If you are using a ranged weapon, you can use it as a distance!

[@complimentbot7015]

Loading screen tip:

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

Damn, guns can measure distances now?

[@SpaceMissile]

@@TAKEYOURCREATINE "i'm about 11 guns tall" kinda works. one glock = about half a foot? 🤔

[@gaychainsaw646]

Wow! We have made it so far now! Guns can go further 10 meters now? Woooow

[@TheNovaZone]

Matt's "I have no arms" technique could quite possibly be the best self defense method there is

[@HPD1171]

well then give me your... um wait, how are you driving?

[@synnamon_toast_crunch]

@@HPD1171 once they're distracted take the gun

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

@@HPD1171 ever seen those wheelchairs they control with their chin?

[@Unstrict]

​@@thesaviorofsouls5210 bro wtf why just walk

[@shinbu121]

why are you in the driver's seat when you don't have arms LMAO

[@thexintrovert]

When he grabbed the barrel of the gun and Charlie stepped back, popped the 'mag' back in, and shot, I nearly spit my beer out 😂😂

[@AZREDFERN]

To be fair, literally any kind of counter will give you a decent chance if someone is holding you point-blank, Hollywood style. If you’re ever holding someone at gun point (in a defense situation), never get any closer than 20 feet. Police have learned from MANY instances that an attacker can easily cover shorter distances before being stopped. Point blank gives them easy access to your own gun, and it’s actually easier to dodge or run. Imagine being 20 feet away. You start running 3 feet left or right, they only have to move the barrel an inch. If you’re point blank, 3 feet is 3 feet.

[@Resi1ience]

Doesn't accuracy suffer from 20 feet?

[@alexarchivechannel6673]

@@Resi1ience yeah but if you miss just pull the trigger again. And again. They have a lot of ground to cover before reaching you. You should hit a shot by then

[@jonathonloredo8026]

@@Resi1ience I mean, yes and no, depends on how experienced the shooter is, but 20 feet is perfectly reasonable to be able to keep on target with a handgun that you’re even remotely familiar with. No firearm (that’s made well) is ineffective at 20 feet or less accurate inherently

[@C4RL1NN]

@@alexarchivechannel6673 doesn’t matter, they can easily cover that ground, take the gun from you and kill you even if you’ve hit them more than a few times. Sooo many police body cam vids back this up. Remember that one vid donut operator made where he showed some body cam footage of a cop putting (IIRC) like 15+ rounds into a perp and the dude just kept on charging/fighting? It’s because of this that, even if you have your CCW and are a good shot, you should still work on your ground game at least a little- at least to the point where you’re proficient in the basics.

[@alexarchivechannel6673]

@@C4RL1NN This wasn't even about whether you would kill the person. It's about whether you'd be able to hit a single shot from 20 feet away with (presumably) a semi-automatic handgun. I have seen the Donut Operator video of the police officer who shot a guy with 50+ rounds and he was still up and running lmao

[@devol3829]

Its not just that the techniques are bad, it takes alot of mobility, skill, training and reaction time to even execute them properly. Dave teaches the fastest way to get an average person killed.

[@MrHardstylefever]

Also, every single one of those techniques only works if the Shooter does jackshit. He just needs to let it happen. No reaction whatsoever.

[@kavbtyrhi3472]

Then why doesn't he say that people are stupid as hell

[@stalebread9825]

Fr like its some Spider-Man training

[@Midnightstar2675]

That’s what pisses me off so much, a lot of self defense takes time to train with someone in person to actually be helpful. Just watching his videos isn’t enough, and it’s concerning how many people he could be emboldening and making think they can just grab at the gun as if it doesn’t take a split second to pull the trigger, and the person with the gun is waaay more likely to shoot if they think they’re being attacked. Could these help someone? Maybe, but it’d be closer to dumb luck than skill. Everyone wants to think they’d turn into a video game mc in a confrontation but without real training it’s hard to have the reflexes and mobility to pull this off like you were saying. people should be encouraged to attend real self defense classes if they can and not just have a vague sense that they can knock the gun out of the way and be fine

[@howaboutsomesoyfood]

also depends on the shooter having the reaction time of a sloth on xanax.

[@valeriajessu]

I swear those self defense advice is actually a guide for life speedrun.

[@ShinigamiStudiosDE]

Bad ending %

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@HullsColby]

Definitely, you will have to experience RNG as you try to guess if your attacker has enough reaction time to shoot you or completely miss the timing and you get a counter attack.

[@vigilanterorschach2600]

@Aroko 76 Or do what they say, chances are you are not gonna make it in time and they might just pull the trigger the moment you flinch becasue they are scared themselves. Most robbers aren't well-trained people or mass murderers and they don't want to kill you just threaten you enough so that you give up your valuables but if something goes wrong, they might pull the trigger. Unless your are ex-millitary and you have been trained by real professionals, please just give up your wallet and try to make a run for it when they are fleeing. Don't try to be a hero.

[@vigilanterorschach2600]

@Aroko 76 Did you 2 miss my point deliberately or you are just parrots repeating the same words. You can be a hero all you want, you have a chance near 0 that you will make it out in a situation like this even if you have been trained to disarm opponents. You have to factor in so many things and they might just get scared the moment you move and pull the trigger. In such dire situations self-defense trainers tell you to do as the assailant says since you are at a serious disadvantage. Alk that said, I do know how to disarm an opponent and I learned Judo but I am not gonna try to use those moves when someone is pointing a gun to my head since I am not a fool who wants to die.

[@XVI2073]

love how in the DUST videos the assailant always drops the weapon as soon as he touches it

[@sithxle7546]

Charlie really loves his fans he even wants to increase our survivability

[@crustybomb115]

i mean... wouldnt you want people who add onto your income to stick around for longer?

[@yeetman826]

more merch sales

[@thetraumatized2703]

A true alpha to his pack

[@candshoes1890]

Detroit urban survival actually has a great business model. Anyone who’s tried his moves is dead and can’t tell anyone it doesn’t work

[@albofrfr]

That's actually pretty smart

[@GoldLink364]

Survivor bias be like

[@1-501Infantry]

I've actually said that in his comments lol. All his fans were devastated. All his stuff is done in a controlled enviorment, with no resistance being offered, as is done at his desired speed. Everyone who's been in some shit knows your plan never survives first contact. Catch this dude outside of his "training sessions" and he would get his ass smoked and placed In a body bag

[@rootietootie1576]

“If you are being attacked by someone who has a knife, let them stab you. This is exactly what you want, because now they don’t have a knife”

[@shay4261]

"oh no they pulled it back out!"

[@minignoux4566]

@@shay4261 "and now you're bleeding out!"

[@rootietootie1576]

@@minignoux4566 mission failed, we’ll get them next time

[@ThePsychosis92]

What if hes slashing.

[@minignoux4566]

@@ThePsychosis92 stab not slash

[@randomvalorantvideos5958]

“I do not give consent to your gun”

[@Alex20158]

I also love Dale's lack of explanation that a real handgun slide is a LOT harder to pull back than an airsoft gun.

[@nicv7380]

It’s not really tho

[@yuurrrrrrrr1]

@@nicv7380 the commenter is a stick so its hard for him

[@nicv7380]

@@yuurrrrrrrr1 but like regardless. It literally requires almost no effort

[@smoothyreal2205]

@@yuurrrrrrrr1 have either of y’all shot a gun before? its not hard to pull back but definitely not as easy as an airsoft gun

[@deletedwaffles]

@@nicv7380 Let's try it.

[@baalrogg]

The moral of the story: If you're robbing or hijacking someone, don't hold your firearm within their immediate reach at all times.

[@CeezGeez]

dale’s defense techniques have no distance limit

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@M.J44]

@@CeezGeez I'm gonna disarm the asailant from six meters away I'll use my psychic chi powers from the lunar energy of mars to make the enemy sh¡t his pants and cry and yeet the gun into the nearest storm drain

[@angryoldaz3079]

@@M.J44 jokes on you, i have a trench coat full of small firearms. I may have pissed and shat myself once, but I wont do it again!

[@RNalison]

@@angryoldaz3079 "I can do this all day."

[@HavocHank]

How Dale's techniques work: 1. Stage a scenario where a bad guy is putting a gun to you in a very specific way that they never actually would. 2. Have said bad guy stand still like an idiot, or even move in a way that helps you perform your act.

[@grundierungtaglich6241]

They mostly conceal them in their pockets here where I live. They just point at you from the hips at a safe distance and demand for your shit.

[@loreleimonn3220]

Another thing is that so many of these scenarios are flashy and would happen in a movie, but are nothing like the self-defense situations people would actually find themselves in

[@RamseyDewey]

I have been mugged at gunpoint 6 times in my life. Never once did the attackers stand close enough to touch the gun like that. Edited: for everyone asking where I got mugged, back in the 90’s, I spent a few years in some villas de miseria (third world South American slums) outside of Buenos Aires, Argentina. Grand Borg, Jose C. Paz, Kilómetro 27, Tortuguitas, Bella Vista, a few other towns. There was a lot of rampant crime, gangs, and violence. I currently live in Shanghai, China, one of the safest cities I’ve ever lived in by far.

[@Bmuenks31]

6 TIMES? Do you live in a big big city?

[@BiGMaC078]

Can I make it 7?😈😈

[@Nehauon]

@@BiGMaC078 what the hell…

[@leangminhlong5422]

@middle aged man in extreme debt mars

[@Epic4reelzgaming]

6 fucking times?!? Where on earth do you live? Please let me know so I can promptly avoid it.

[@justsomeberd7407]

I never realized how short Charlie is until he’s up next to someone he’s like a max level dwarf from a MMO RPG game

[@tola6327]

With how short he is it's probably a better idea to just duck down, a shooter would never be able to reach that far down to shoot him

[@jetrouski76]

5'6 isn't THAT short. It's just that the other guys are pretty tall. Especially the guy that's like 6'6 lol

[@Elogamer15]

But Charlie's like 6'5

[@justsomeberd7407]

@@Elogamer15 he’s 5,6 you got the numbers mixed up

[@Elogamer15]

@@justsomeberd7407 no, I don't think so. He's a 6'5 260lb behimoth.

[@PartTimeGoblinSlayer]

The biggest thing about dust is that he never seems to practice his methods against an actively resisting opponent except that one guy who did and trolled him the whole way, to which he responded " he was a bad student". You gotta be realistic about this stuff or like dust you'll just end up full of your own hot air and a few pieces of lead.

[@boingy-m5q]

I want the link to this video lmao

[@uneazypolarb7691]

@@boingy-m5q Here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpunmpiFqd6keNk

[@GumpierGoat2]

@@uneazypolarb7691 wtf lmao. Dude really said the student shouldn't have reacted like an actual attacker who was in the position of an attacker and people just agreed? Dale is legit going to get someone killed.

[@David-fc9uh]

I mean what else am I supposed to do give him my wallet? He could still shoot me?might as well just try

[@rdizzy1]

@@David-fc9uh Yeah, most robbers, by far, will simply leave once they get your money. Even if you survive and end up getting shot in the leg or something instead of center of mass, the medical bills will cost you 10,000 times the amount you had in your wallet.

[@ImMaidenless]

"That's my purse, I don't know you" -Bobby Hill

[@iffyfox9749]

"Matt try and shoot him he's unkillable" Never... EVER give context to this quote. It. Is. Legendary.

[@chairsilver2]

lol

[@dertythegrower]

The funniest part is "give me your child!" i have watched 1000's of clips of stuff like that, and charlie sure got the acting down well, haahah

[@bleach___]

Paige who

[@Calvin-ch4oz]

Well he was in Hunger Games for a reason

[@alfredoaohansen7468]

"I'm taking you to a secondary location"

[@micro5298]

Why do you watch allot videos about children being kidnapped ? 🆘

[@peanukinks5444]

you watch videos of children getting stolen….

[@jamesfitzgerald8267]

Literally all of these "techniques" fail immediately if the attacker just takes 2 steps back.

[@mikethompson2745]

And body armor is useless if they just aim for your head or legs... so why does anyone bother wearing it at all!

[@thing4826]

@@mikethompson2745 because aiming for the legs is hard. Taking two steps isn't.

[@mikethompson2745]

@@thing4826 If you're two steps away, legs are hard to miss.

[@thing4826]

@@mikethompson2745 well good thing the taking two steps back and wearing body armor aren't involved with each other and are instead two completely different actions.

[@mikethompson2745]

@@thing4826 Nice goal post move, when the obvious point is "not everything is effective or useful all the time, but every little bit helps in the right circumstance"

[@minetieplays2092]

I want to see one of these self defense TikToks where some is pointing a gun at the guy through a car windows and the guy just slowly raises the window in response, it’d be about as effective as Dale’s techniques

[@liltoaster7308]

Realistically, if anyone threatens you with a gun, you should just do whatever they ask you and get away as soon as possible. In any event, expect to get shot regardless.

[@byronhenry6518]

Wait until they aren’t looking and then pull out your own gun

[@TaosoftheVoid]

@@byronhenry6518 This works in the states as all of us are born with a gun in our hands.

[@byronhenry6518]

@@TaosoftheVoid Right. Bless those who want to carry one but can’t. Those of us who can though should.

[@Fattts]

Realistically, if someone threatens you with a gun, you're fucked. So you might as well passively resist until someone notices you're at gunpoint

[@mikethompson2745]

"Expect to get shot, so lay down and make it easier for the shooter to get a good headshot... don't fight back, because they might shoot you...."....

[@rippilot2113]

The worst part is that all of these techniques rely on the shooter being dumb enough to get so close that they're literally pressing the barrel into you

[@wizardcat3848]

Lmao yeah. But some people are dumb

[@assgoblin9937]

You underestimate how stupid people can be though, but yeah

[@ezragonda5378]

Well any gun disarm requires the robber to be close to you. If they were going to kill you, they’d have done it already. If someone with a gun gets in close to you, it’s because they want something.

[@MartianManHunter2258]

Or not struggle when the other person is grabbing the gun.

[@ChipChurp]

@@ezragonda5378 yeah as someone who's been robbed before most are desperate and ate just thieves not killers. But put baby in a corner there's no knowing what people are capable off in desperation

[@-takiyama]

They not only learned every single self-defence technique known humankind, they also achieved Nirvana and became immortals

[@chairsilver2]

yes

[@losl5216]

And then ascended to the Immortal Ascension Realm

[@Nova-oq5qi]

They are one with Brahma

[@app_manifestation]

Smells like teen spirit to me

[@chairsilver2]

@@app_manifestation lol

[@Steamaroon]

The real issue with dale is that the person holding the gun is literally just standing there and letting him have it. Y’all are actually firing the pistol so when you hear the sound you know you’re blown away on that one. If dale did that he’d see how many times he’s a goner

[@linkkicksu]

So many of Dale's techniques rely on the robber just giving up as soon as you grab his gun and not, say, stepping backwards or something.

[@CoachEd]

or shooting as soon as you flinch or attempt to grab the gun.

[@parzavaal5335]

or not having any grip on it at all

[@Ani]

Genuinely, how are those tik toks allowed on the platform? The advice is so laughably bad, and given the reach + the platform it isn't a stretch at all to say that they're genuinely endangering lives. I'm not sure what TikTok's TOS are, but I'm absolutely horrified that fake self defense tiktoks don't violate them.

[@Purple-Popcorntm]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@adrianpaulochoa9825]

Money

[@spicylemon6255]

TikTok doesn’t care, they have actual Nazis and shit there too and they don’t care.

[@dontmatter4423]

Seriously, why does TIK TOK even exist?

[@AcidGlow]

All of these methods will get you in the morgue. 💀

[@rabies6418]

ok

[@benwilliams7754]

Ok

[@bilusxoxo]

morgue*

[@BAKER_SWEETS]

Yo you planning on doing any vids for infinite

[@JaiJaiSings]

MoRgE

[@William.Rudenko]

5:33 and then he shoots you’re windshield, causing it to shatter and the glass to cut your throat, killing you instantly

[@TheG_Boy]

this is like watching kids playing trying to imitate the characters of their favorite cartoon it's so adorable

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@DennisHeenan]

Never once did I do that as a child. I used my imagination constantly, but that specifically, yeah no.

[@jpegson_g]

Yeah like acting out the dragon ball fights lmao that was the best

[@user-jj8cp9go6m]

this is even more true when seeing charlie next to the other guys because he looks tiny

[@CharLeeTheDoomCat]

This video saved my life. I was in a situation where I was pointing a gun at an old lady at close distance but then I remembered this video and realised that she could disarm me and use my gun against me so I stepped away so she couldn't reach me anymore and shot her

[@mrjuicegamer]

Damn

[@BehemothShigitomora]

U had me in the first half

[@jachuu308]

Gg

[@mee2556]

damn, it worked then. Thanks now I'm going to test it for real

[@gloomsi]

LMAOO

[@danl7442]

These techniques absolutely work, if your attacker has the grip of a toddler and you happen to be bullet proof

[@A1phaz0ne]

And if they have frequent brain lapses.

[@stop.me.7395]

If you're bullet proof then there's no point in disarming the attacker lol. Just take the bullets like a chad and slam his/her head on the ground.

[@CeezGeez]

also the toddler willingly hands you the gun as soon as you reach for it

[@lennaymaboyyy4848]

and if they are very drunk

[@revalone3944]

7:15 i got jump scared by his hair holy moly

[@montyboon4127]

The only good advice dale ever gave is when he said "call the police if you believe someone is following you" which is COMMON SENSE

[@silverdays2909]

That's terrible advice cause now the cop is going to shoot you

[@5upl1an]

@@silverdays2909 only if you're black

[@silverdays2909]

@@5upl1an that's not what the dead mexican teen in chicago has to say

[@jizou1581]

@@silverdays2909 only if you’re brown

[@dodgyhodgyo4]

@@5upl1an Hard P polokix.

[@noahlantz8443]

Charlie is the human equivalent of playing Oddjob. You can’t headshot him without pointing down.

[@SEEYAIAYE]

C Down + R to crouch *WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ODDJOB PLAYERS?*

[@noahlantz8443]

@@SEEYAIAYE that works until Oddjob/Charlie crouches too

[@SEEYAIAYE]

​@@noahlantz8443 That's okay, I have the cheat book and know how to get back into the vents in facility, come at me bro.

[@zeo4481]

Thats called being short Cap!

[@adamwest8711]

But…odd job *is* human.

[@playboicatie]

On a completely real note, a friend of mine was in a car when someone ran up to his window with a gun and tried to rob him. My friend tried to grab the gun and take it. he was shot twice at close range, both bullets punctured his right lung and he died within minutes. These self defense tactics are incredibly unrealistic and dangerous. Thanks for showing exactly why they don’t work.

[@sadsworth4605]

Lol

[@waldolemmer]

> My friend tried to grab the gun and take it How do you know? Were you there?

[@higoodbye7545]

@@waldolemmer yknow they do investigations when people die sometimes?

[@waldolemmer]

@@higoodbye7545 But how would they know he grabbed the gun from an investigation/autopsy?

[@gmxgm]

@@waldolemmer You know this things happen right? Not everybody reacts the same so is quite common shit like that happens

[@AnimeBugle]

Remember kids always shoot first and ask questions later.

[@christopherw3295]

4:30 "Give me your child" - matt grunts and grabs the attackers gun and points it directly toward where the child would be located in the vehicle. "This guys goood"

[@Shieldwall100]

No-one gets the child.

[@wgt7537]

Thief: *points a gun at his prey that just got into his car* Regular Dude in a car about to drive-off: "I dont have arms, sir" Thief: "Fair enough" *Lowers weapon*

[@justingoforth4595]

I died at this part

[@universalmonkey7059]

10:05 "you brought a knife to a gun fight"

[@auxuriousz]

Former estsof member here, distance counters all of these half functional tactics. My instructor told us to have at least 1m of distance between my enemy's hands and my gun. Bonus points if he cannot see the gun directly. You have a ranged weapon, take advantage of it

[@Vher_]

this advice is great if the person mugging you forgets they're holding a gun instead of a knife for the entire encounter

[@TheSecondVersion]

Which happens a lot in the Dark Knight and John Wick movies. Gunmen just seem to forget that they're holding ranged weapons and just... charge at Batman / Wick as if they're trying to club them with their guns

[@RageUnchained]

@@TheSecondVersion yeah but for Batman thugs chalk it up to budget cuts they can’t afford bullets for all the guys

[@glauberglousger6643]

Unless the gun has a Bayonette

[@kevoelevo88]

So they thought they were British, huh

[@JessCrimson]

@@TheSecondVersion That is so true and sometimes I can't help but laugh at it

[@prestondanner5037]

Assuming he actually has an audience in Detroit someone has 100% died trying this shit

[@act2wasstronger182]

People actually pay money to learn this

[@challengesweekly2568]

So what's your advice?

[@billklatsch5058]

@@challengesweekly2568 Dont take advice from someone on tiktok is a start...

[@runics8052]

@@challengesweekly2568 to do what the fucking guy says, they probably dont have any intention to shoot you, avoid these situations, and dont take advice from tiktok

[@byronhenry6518]

That’s the best part. The people who died can’t leave bad reviews.

[@machopbad]

In every scenario not trying to take the gun probably has the highest chance of survival, honestly.

[@panzermensch7152]

No just comply

[@moosefrog2]

[@BlackVenomGrade32]

Yeah exactly because if they did want to kill you, you would be dead already before being able to do the moves

[@I_forgot_something_]

@@panzermensch7152 That’s what he means

[@specialoperatorlolbit8671]

That's what DUST says too. :/

[@jayhale9292]

Pov: robber uses a revolver or any other type of pistol without a slide

[@drewbolton8286]

10:00 Once agian, Matt displays his universal prowess in any and all martial arts techniques. This is a once in a lifetime demonstration of the "Common sense" discipline

[@kc_jones_gaming]

Charlie actually figured out the right way sloppily in his first few tries. You move the weapon and your body at the same time quickly and fluidly. Good job Charlie!

[@some1337dude1]

Almost like how in fencing/HEMA you’re supposed to do a parry/defection and step out of the way/range to guarantee you’re not hit

[@realmarch317]

To be fair, he was right that if the gun is pressed into you the slide being pushed back makes it unable to fire. Don't try it though. Give them the fucking watch/wallet cancel your cards and live on.

[@GeneralAeon]

It's better to not aggravate and request help from people who actually know what they're doing

[@mee2556]

exactly, giving the wallet is a better choice

[@sil-zk8061]

Good luck pushing the slide back on anything

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

I don't keep my money in my wallet anyway, all they're gonna get is my ID and a few bank cards I can block with a simple phonecall.

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@jayclark5912]

This gave me some decent Monday laughs. Thanks guys.

[@gdsonsow]

No problem bro

[@Charles-qo2wt]

The biggest issue with a lot of these "techniques" is that with a real gun the slide is much harder to push back from that position. Guarantee you're never pulling off that maneuver where you push the slide back before they shoot you with a real gun. It only works with his fake guns and airsoft guns because the slide is much easier to move.

[@airsoftluke17]

I have both if it’s a high end model then they are honestly about the same

[@alxexp]

@@airsoftluke17 no petty thief has a high end weapon it’s usually gonna be a hi point

[@RedFox04190]

Imagine being held at gunpoint by a desert Eagle. 100% you wouldn’t be able to reach the slide and even if you put your hand on the slide it could fire and destroy your hand anyway.

[@lejoeruiz6126]

Man penguin is sooo short... he’s like 5’2 max.

[@williamlux]

@@RedFox04190 facts

[@kaseysewick1691]

“Ooh I like that” **stance with hand position** “That’s actually an advanced technique.” And that’s really how Dale picks out advanced techniques. Thanks for this inside footage guys!

[@JessCrimson]

There are so many bots! But yea I laughed at that part, and this video is so much better than those self-defense videos

[@kaseysewick1691]

@@JessCrimson seriously , there was 5 in 7 minutes .. but they really are, I’d love to just see them post up near where Dale is but far off in the distance so as he films a video you just see Charlie, Matt and Caleb being idiots in the back copying him lol, or them test dale!

[@JessCrimson]

@@kaseysewick1691 That would totally be the best thing ever

[@rustymustard7798]

Dale: Comes to visit Charlie to show him how to do it Also Dale: Gets robbed and shot outside Tampa Airport

[@イズミちゃん-q1k]

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💙 nude.snapgirls.today/barbie 💙👈 PRIVATE S*X #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾

[@GeneralAeon]

Stabbed by someone high on bathsalts

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDEl5mMiax2sMU,..

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Caleb’s serious “in the zone” demeanor kills me every time

[@RJKilroy]

“Hey! You moved the gun, that’s not allowed!” - Dale

[@poncho_x4410]

This honestly just goes to show that plenty of these so called "self defense" gurus are just utterly and completely full of shit. It's really a shame that so many people would try and capitalize on teaching people the totally wrong way to defend themselves and then risk having them try to utilize such flawed tactics in a real world situation and end up getting hurt or worse simply because they ended up believing the wrong person who filled their heads up with this type of bullshit, ya know?

[@PimpingAintEasy1]

I mean if people actually fall for this it's just natural selection at this point 😂 Darwin award winners...

[@zenivhd7432]

@@PimpingAintEasy1 i mean i thought the guy on napoleon dynamite was legit when i was a kid

[@zenivhd7432]

@@PimpingAintEasy1 and your acting like the shitty advice is all on the person that took the advice without knowing better

[@birdmonster115]

You know he never says this is your only option right? The first thing you should always do is comply with the attacker. And if the guy is trying to kill you, go for the hammer. At that point what do you have to lose?

[@knightmare5097]

@@birdmonster115 Your life maybe?