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[@starringvincentprice]

Me: Hey mom can we have Sky High? Mom: We have Sky High at home Sky High at home:

[@JanieBee]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@manboy4720]

sky low

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

God damn I remember this😓

[@vincentcosey4918]

PLOT TWIST: the sky high is weed

[@SUP3R2069]

@@manboy4720 Ground Low*

[@DAngeloWallace]

as an adult i agree with you that this movie is awful, but as the excited 7-year-old that i was in 2006 . . . this review is slander and you won't be forgiven

[@thermalx796]

I honestly have to agree as a kid it's better somehow.

[@LegDayLas]

@@thermalx796 Literally everything is better as a kid. Ignorance is bliss.

[@nra3zehuti781]

This film used to be one of my fav as a child.... guess I was autistic back then

[@slowfuel6858]

Thank you

[@deletedwaffles]

@@nra3zehuti781 No, you just weren't beaten down by life back then.

[@badcontent2197]

the reason that everyone remembers the trailer is because it was on the dvd for monster house

[@gaileyd.morgan6573]

The pool scene from zoom academy for superheroes got me addicted to that scene when I saw this trailer on monster house DVD cause at 1:50 is my favorite scene and his swim trunks should've rip also I played it back and forth even pause it for 70 minutes

[@cowardlyfox2579]

P

[@sheepgrass500]

Dont gotta call me out like that

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

It was also on the DVD for Open Season

[@Anuyushi]

Not me thinking Monster House everytime I hear about this movie because of that

[@Nasiruify]

“Faster than quicksilver, the flash and Superman all together” Why was he in a team since he was so overpowered

[@sas.tronaut5055]

Did you see the vibrating finger? He clearly can't be trusted to be alone

[@Nasiruify]

@@sas.tronaut5055 oh I see what you did there 😏

[@WobblesandBean]

Because he has to learn ThE PoWeR oF fRiEnDsHiP aNd TeAmWoRk

[@Disbelief_]

i think she was just being an idiot lol because this dude cant go faster then light lol

[@shawnfields2369]

@@WobblesandBean Ah, of course! Disney magic and other cliches!

[@wafflefalafel9442]

This is the most early 2000s movie imaginable: Smash mouth Too many montages Tim Allen Basic quirky girl Fat kid Chad All white cast Forced romances Fart and snot jokes Outdated CGI

[@coffinboy556]

Back then the CGI was pretty decent back then but now it looks like poopy

[@DankWilly]

Have you seen "Mystery Men"?

[@reviathan3524]

Not to mention, ska punk and skateboards

[@ceb4007]

Randal The Jackal huh

[@Wodensdsy]

And nerdy bitch ex machina

[@pumpkinspice7541]

The kid was slightly pudgy and they treated his character like he's the biggest sumo wrestler in the world or something

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

Uh-Oh *Fart Noise* Pooppy hehe funny poop

[@jakobyarns4369]

Kid: 2 kg over average weight Movie: I diagnose you with fat

[@yomybutthurtzzz8051]

I'll fill you in since I grew up that way....kids are cruel......slightly overweight equals fat enough to make fun of.....morbidly obese no one makes fun of them they feel bad... Kids are twisted af and the world's overpopulated.....quit having kids Jesus.....

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

Douglas Gilmore The world itself is twisted and cruel if you ask me

[@cherryblossom7120]

@@yomybutthurtzzz8051 I agree very much, this world would be better if people stop trying to have so many kids, families with a dozen kids running around are stupid, this world is not big enough anymore, there won't be enough resources or money for the rest of us that aren't trying to selfishly overpopulate the earth.

[@VlogDoPajamas]

When my dad brought me this movie I was so excited cuz I loved superhero movies but their powers were so lame it was just boring to watch. I remember asking him to see if he could ask the vendor to swap for something else and I got a movie called underdog where a dog was a superhero, I don't regret it, it was 20x better lmao

[@marioargaez2285]

Underdog is a masterpiece

[@ingoisliterallyme509]

Sounds you got a good deal out of that trade. Underdog is a way better movie.

[@wildercerrate7295]

Yo underdog was my shit as a kid

[@syro2412]

underdog was good

[@glaucovillasboas8212]

lol

[@storymaster21]

"We'll give you $500k to teach these kids to control their powers" Man, if that isn't the best way to sum up how they probably pitched this script to Tim Allen, idk what is.

[@TheCinemaBizarro]

Shouldn't the real villain be the military organization who's repeatedly removing children from their families and irradiating them?

[@Dinosaurianationazation]

The Tim Allen Zoom would get REKT by the CW Flash Zoom.

[@41052]

That’s what I thought but anyways

[@leganzar7831]

You sound like a commie

[@maozedong4010]

@@leganzar7831 you called me?

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@leganzar7831 No he's right.

[@KarnivorousKeyz]

Honestly did NOT remember this movie until the intro with the "cannonball" scene! ... then it ALL came flooding back to me like a Vietnam veteran... why piggy...why????

[@the_x_guy1460]

Karnivorous Keyz how did you make a comment 6 hours ago... but the vidcame out 2 hours ago

[@KarnivorousKeyz]

@@the_x_guy1460 No clue lol

[@rdy2cry795]

me too

[@RoleplayUnderMaintenance]

Personally remember a very strange scene when the fat kid used his hands to protect a fotball net.

[@poestsmith6730]

@@RoleplayUnderMaintenance I believe that was in the epilogue scene where everyone is happy

[@yikers1955]

"Faster than Quicksilver, Flash, and Superman!" *coughs in Made in Heaven*

[@dimitriwarchief301]

ah yes, the true fastest "super hero honestly i consider stands to be super powers but as spirit friends

[@shawnfields2369]

@@dimitriwarchief301 Yeah, and I'm a better detective than Batman, Cole Phelps, AND Detective Pikachu, COMBINED!

[@Brainwave101]

Bruh why is there a priest floating into the sky- OH FUCK THE WORLD IS SIDEWAYS NOW

[@thisisrex1676]

@@Brainwave101 Dio my love, this reset is for you!!

[@brookhall8957]

The thing is he spun in a circle super fast he screwed a guy up to another dimension... This bitch is tusk act 4.

[@honestival]

I honestly never realized that the kids they picked were all white, while they rejected the ones of race until you said something. Also I think it would've been cool, if they actually made the backstories of the kids. Like how did they get their powers? Were they born with it or did they somehow get them from an alien or did someone in their family have the powers and it got passed down to the kids. Do they like having their powers? Do they want to be normal? Or stay the way they are? and what did everyone's parents say about their kids going to go live in a secret place? Or did they just burst into the kids house and kidnap them?

[@GenericProtagonist118]

I actually raised an eyebrow because the way it's portrayed doesn't make it look accidental and doesn't seem subtle at all. Like I wouldn't of cared so much if the way it was shown with the rejected kids being of color while also being paired with utterly useless and gross powers didn't feel deliberate. I'd almost call it subliminal racism to a point but I don't want to rewatch this movie to find out if other rejected kids were white or not.

[@edorasmarauder5761]

@@GenericProtagonist118 There were white kids that were rejected.

[@mothmansboyfriend]

Does Tim Allen ever play anyone other than “reluctant father figure”

[@justincruz5720]

I’ve never heard of Buzz Lightyear either. Kidding, I’m kidding.

[@artemisfowldragon]

Tim Allen’s character in ‘last man standing’ was the definition of boomer humour and fragile heterosexual masculinity, prove me wrong

[@stefanforrer2573]

@@artemisfowldragon well, actually...... nah, i've got nothing

[@moklolom4536]

@@artemisfowldragon please shut the fuck up

[@artemisfowldragon]

@@moklolom4536 am i threatening your fragile heterosexual ego?

[@_shades_2599]

This movie in engrained in my childhood forever and is a 10/10 because they got tim allen to agree to get frosted tips

[@radveggie5586]

i hate that i can relate to this

[@uscarspotting]

@@radveggie5586 same here I didn't even remember the title but I vividly remember the movie's contents

[@natethegreat6336]

I can't count how many times I watched this as a kid

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Lol double thumbs up

[@GalaxyBrainGamer]

This movie was lit when I was younger

[@exawatt9772]

I watched Monster House a lot as a kid, and every time I put it on the trailer for Zoom would come up. That and open season.

[@gaileyd.morgan6573]

1:50 the pool scene got me addicted to that scene cause I saw this trailer on monster house DVD preview

[@whomstisthis]

LITERALLY THE SECOND I SAW THE COW SCENE IT OPENED A BOOK OF MEMORIES

[@spooderman6312]

"Faster than quicksilver, flash, and superman!" so he is slower than sonic?

[@shawnfields2369]

Yeah, just like how I'M a better detective than Batman, Cole Phelps(no, not the one from InFamous), AND Detective Pikachu, COMBINED, obviously. And he's definitely slower than Sonic. Glad someone else asked besides me though, dude. Thanks.

[@spooderman6312]

@@shawnfields2369 i cant tell if that was sarcasm or not but im going to go out on a limb here and say that you are

[@shawnfields2369]

@@spooderman6312 Yeah, it was, sort of. Sorry I wasn't being clear enough though.

[@qwertydavid8070]

everyone knows that sonic is able to move faster than the speed of light! I'm not even kidding that's an actual thing sonic can do in the artie comics since he can apparently grab water and form it into a fucking ball in 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds or some shit.

[@brandonwillakers8733]

Unless he his arriving a second later, than he left thus occupying 2 spaces at once due to sheer speed then no... he ain't even faster than superman.

[@anne3568]

I keep getting distracted by the fact that the "fat kid" is the main elf in the Santa Clause movies and that this is just a really weird fever dream Tim Allen is having in the North Pole

[@Chroniknight]

Underrated comment

[@jaketiger1116]

You mean main elf after they ditched my boy Bernard :'(

[@happy80thgertrude25]

I was just about to type that!! I’m so glad someone else noticed that. I also just remembered this kid was in the Cat In the Hat. The weird live action one.. some repressed memories coming out rn.

[@benedictcumbersnatched7735]

Oh my go d yes

[@Sad_Elf]

also Conrad from The Cat in the Hat

[@mr.snappy2096]

This movie makes skyhigh look like a God damn masterpiece of cinema.

[@jamesrwc4738]

That's because it already is?

[@TingusPingus445]

Mr. snappy sky high is the single greatest kids movie in history

[@jasoningramx3731]

It really is honestly they could have just had a sequel to sky high and maybe had Tim Allen come in as a new teacher who is a jaded super hero

[@deninatus4818]

im gonna be honest sky high was my favorite movie when i was a child

[@games_on_phone89]

skyhigh IS a god damn masterpiece of cinema.

[@dekucake4395]

I have a theory about the making of this film and why it feels so choppy and lacking in backstory or any kind of understanding of why we should care about the story/characters. I believe that this story was initially going to be a tv show of some kind, with a full season of episodes spreading out the events and plot to help develop each person and give better pacing and direction for the characters and overall story. However, either because they literally couldn't think of enough material for a full-fledged tv show, or because they couldn't get a licensing deal with Smash Mouth for long enough to have them for the full show, they shrunk it down to a feature film length story.

[@SailorMya]

What would have been cool is if each kid correlated to one of the original group members forcing him to face his past while also giving him a starter point to connect with each kid.

[@jakobyarns4369]

Kid: 2 kg over average weight Movie: I diagnose you with fat

[@naprizodenvtuber2529]

God I feel bad for all those kid actors in the early 2000s

[@AidenFox02]

I feel like the movie makes sense more when you’re a kid Bc their imagination fills in a lot of the gaps for them

[@sameerantar2572]

Absolutely

[@LegDayLas]

this logic can be applied to literally everything, thus is not justification for poor writing.

[@MechanicGopher]

As someone who watched this as a kid. I remember enjoying it, thinking it was a good film, and now I realize I was probably half asleep and delusional because W H A T

[@plattedmattefloor]

I agree this movie has made absolute sense in my head for my entire life but this review makes me be a bearly recognize it

[@LegDayLas]

@The Lexdysic cartographer Every movie makes more sense as a kid according to the logic used in the OP, so regardless of the point, it is factually incorrect.

[@adenanthony5257]

I'd like to think this is Tim Allen in a part that Nick Cage was supposed to play. Tim Allen in this movie is like him doing an impression of a Nick Cage movie

[@nicolecoleman895]

I remembered this movie, but until watching this video, had genuinely misremembered it as a Nick Cage movie.

[@vetortheplaguewerewolf]

10:07 HOLY S**T I COMPLETELY FORGOT HOW SCARY THE CGI FOR THAT WAS?!?!?!?!

[@joserubio5594]

it looks like a snapchat filter

[@David-iu3ep]

Let's get something straight: As a kid, this entire movie made sense.

[@adu1991]

The story sounds like a rejected script for "The Flash"

[@shawnfields2369]

@@adu1991 Yep. Just sounds like a bad rejected Flash movie, or a bad superhero movie starring The Flash's rejected, disowned cousin or something. Because we all know Barry Allen is too good for this movie. But we did get Kate Mara, who played Ms. Fantastic from Fant4stic, in 2015. Man, she really likes being in terrible superhero movies, doesn't she? She doesn't seem talentless. Just not too good at choosing to be in good superhero movies.

[@hellboy3652]

My 10 years old me enjoy this movie

[@shawnfields2369]

@@hellboy3652 And you know what? That's fine. I enjoyed this movie when it came out on tv, back in 2005-06. I was like, 11 or 12, maybe 13. I hadn't seen many good superhero movies yet. But I did grow up on superhero cartoons like the Batman cartoons, the original one, and the one with Batman's successor, Terry McGuinness, and stuff like the Spider-Man cartoon, and the Justice League cartoon too. And the X-Men cartoon and its sequel, X-Men: Evolution. So I just enjoyed any superhero movie or cartoon at the time. Including Zoom. Years later, I realized while it was harmless fun at the time, it's not a very good superhero movie to look back on or one that ages well. But just because it has a star studded cast, doesn't mean it's automatically good. If you enjoyed it back then, cool. So did I. I was obsessed with it. I was obsessed with anime/manga, video games, and superhero cartoons/movies. Still am to some point, but I forgot this movie existed for the longest time. Like it was there one minute, and then, like a flash, gone the next. Like someone neuralized it out of my head. But as soon as I saw this thumbnail, for this review, I almost immediately recognized it, and sort of wished I hadn't. Because it just doesn't hold up as a teenager or adult. Maybe as a little boy it's alright, but as a teenager or adult, there's not really much too it. It's ok as a movie if you haven't seen any superhero movies or shows before, but if you have, then this movie just doesn't really have anything memorable or meaningful in it. It's just forgettable. Even the 2 Fantastic Four movies that came out around the time of this movie hold up slightly better. And they were boring too. But if you enjoyed this when you were 10, that's cool. Good to know. Sorry if this went on too long though.

[@mrkaji8913]

Same

[@allyshortcake3807]

Love how the "not like the other girls"-girls character is just biting her lip and making the radio rebel face

[@TrixieTheShark]

Debby Ryan extra 🤣

[@joaobrito7]

This movie is the perfect representation of ADHD

[@memento_mori-v2m]

how so

[@sezzadore]

As someone with adhd. I want to say no, because at least my tangents and spacing make sense

[@edorasmarauder5761]

I wholeheartedly disagree.

[@lisamedla]

No

[@evangelinewood3325]

No it's not

[@Jenacide]

"Boy for a straight guy you're dramatic" I for real let out a bark of laughter at that. I love it

[@saraclinecomedian462]

*Zoom: The movie where we try to make Tim Allen into Robert Downey Jr. but we fail miserably*

[@pikapal91]

Tim Allen and RDJ where actually in a movie together. They were in the remake of The Shaggy Dog. It was the low point of RDJ’s career before Iron Man. EDIT: Spencer Breslin aka fat kid, was also in The Shaggy Dog.

[@bigbearkat2010]

RDJ wasn't even RDJ in in 2006 when Zoom came out. Iron Man was still a couple years away and he was still rebuilding his credibility and trying to convince folks it was safe to cast him in stuff again. Also I feel like the low point of his career was when his drug problems got him fired from Ally McBeel

[@michaellconticchio7509]

Hugo Weaving and E.G. Daily two worked together recognized her????

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

There was actually a Mexican kid too, but he has an invisibility power that he can't turn off.

[@jakoob4560]

dafuq, i wanna see

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

@@jakoob4560 well you can't, since he's permanently invisible

[@jakoob4560]

@@Judgement_Kazzy well thats kewl

[@jakoob4560]

@Caden Talkswell if i have the power to see invisible people i would be able to

[@chaznelson6865]

@@jakoob4560 if you had that power that would be complete mindfuck. Like, you couldn't tell whether a person was invisible person unless you knew they could become invisible.

[@diegogutierrez1997]

I mean, I wouldn't mind a dark and gritty prequel to this movie. The concept of a bunch of teenagers being taken by the military, being trained as an special ops team and then radiated so much that one of them went full psycho and killed the rest of the team but his brother is actually quite cool. Besides, as we saw, Zoom had a mental blockage on his powers, not a physical one, just imagine this dude running so fricking fast that he tears every single muscle in his body to attempt and open a portal to banish his brother and his body being so broken after the ordeal that he genuinely thinks he is unable to run again.

[@bloodrunsclear]

Concussion: I’m good again! Say...where’s all my friends, my original team? Zoom: This is awkward...

[@Bexa-]

This sounds like the plot of my fifth-grade fiction story.

[@crowqueenamps]

Seems that was how the script was written. It's so full of plot holes and void of character development I bet the fifth grade fic was better. (Edited a forgotten negative because I need to stop commenting late at night.)

[@powangel1418]

@@crowqueenamps lmao

[@samurailobster6561]

Well it is

[@sanskritmacgeee1867]

All I remember about this movie is Tim Allen mixing a drink with his finger really fast.

[@--------352]

All i remember is the snot and tim's face getting smashed in by fat kid's gut

[@akhil_kasiram]

All I remember was haha I run fast and trip

[@cadenlivingston8937]

Haha Zoom go brrrrrr

[@AwkwardDogeE]

I wish i was that drink

[@sweetheart_cosplays]

I REMEMBER THAT TOO! ONLY THAT SCENE!

[@theredheadband4654]

I want there to be a sequel where the movie is actually good it should be called “Zoom two: The Better One”

[@wildercerrate7295]

This movie was my SHIT as a kid. Back when me and my dad would rent a movie, maybe even a game, and buy a bucket of microwaveable popcorn. Finally after it was done we'd decide if we wanted to burn the movie onto a CD (yes we burned zoom). Good times, but I'm sure id shit on the movie if I watched it now

[@AGPfan]

You know what, I first saw this movie during a pizza party at my preschool back in like 2008! THEY had a burned copy of Zoom, and the moment I heard the title of the movie, I was excited to see it... until the movie showed off all these disgusting moments (the part where Summer telekinetically made rancid bolognese erupt all over the cheerleaders after they bully her, and the part in the auditions where on kid blows a huge snot bubble, which explodes all over Dr. Grant).

[@belleofbrightside97]

About 80% of my childhood movies were burned DVD copies xD And yes, this was one of them

[@redstriperaccoon4503]

Why did you bring back the deepest memories from the depths of my small Raccoon mind

[@--------352]

I locked ygis movie up becausr it was so retarted

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear red

[@frenchoffry]

Goddamn we are following a lot of the same ppl. Then again I'm subbed to like.... 200 different ppl

[@Raccoon-gy6vc]

this new to my raccoon mind, but it hurts just as much

[@MikPenguin]

THIS

[@regret_huh]

I can't believe this movie is actually real, I just thought it was a fever dream I had as a kid.

[@macrabii218]

same

[@sleepylad9829]

It's so bad Ur brain had to forget it

[@geminicattheinsomniac8408]

@@sleepylad9829 Lmao pretty much

[@nman551]

Same

[@boubusboy5039]

Yep I thought it was one of those really shitty dream movies that are sometimes in your dreams for no reason

[@perrilewis180]

Someone purposely cut this film to be out of order and take all the scenes where things happened that weren't montages.

[@TheBoshman95]

Right? I thought it seemed like things were out of order...

[@milesgaunt6767]

hey, a tsitra avatar

[@theman6422]

Like, Tim Allen’s character could actually be good. His whole story could be like “I hate superheroes cuz I wasn’t the one who was able to save my brother from the dark side and now I just say I was never a superhero” this would also tie in the reason why they don’t tell him what the anomaly is because he would be distraught to know his brother is coming back

[@rosaduva]

Even with this 30+ minute breakdown I still don’t know what the movie is about 🌚🌝

[@edouard9687]

Me and you both

[@caesarorzell600]

Me too tho

[@edouard9687]

@@shortkyuu7390 still doesn't make sense

[@totodilestar4013]

Gamma radiation

[@edouard9687]

@@totodilestar4013 that makes more sense thank you

[@thatonekidfromkindergarten4495]

This movie feels like the second in an uncompleted trilogy

[@feathern6106]

Hey I loved that movie

[@leoschmidt796]

I watched that when I was a kid and that is a perfect description

[@johnwilkesbooth8127]

*incomplete*

[@moderndayentertainer.9516]

It was made in China.

[@Code_Ax0]

30:32 OMG, OMG I REMEMBER THIS PART SPECIFICALLY THIS WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY FUNNY PART TO ME AND IT STILL IS!!! As a kid I would keep rewinding it and it made my sister angry a lot 💀 the "OOOOooooOoOoOo" just gets me everytime.

[@BloatedSpoon]

This feels like they put all the cut sences of a much better movie together and accidentally published that instead

[@josefgordon7712]

Conspiracy theory: they shot two different movies and accidentally added them together having every other scene from the opposite script.

[@djdee6386]

To me it seemed the scenes were out of order, especially with the UFO and robot

[@noahphillips7618]

I have a theory of my own: the film was supposed to be longer and actually explain everything, but half the footage (which happened to be all the scenes explaining everything) got corrupted/lost, and they basically said "Screw it" and put all the useable footage out of order.

[@cdpdoodler]

It was originally more of an adult superhero movie that was changed to be more of a Disney channel style film, hence the sudden shifts in tone.

[@fictiontheorizer4253]

@@cdpdoodler That makes sense. There are a lot of plot points that feel like they were butchered in editing. I would've loved to see what the original material for it was.

[@sayyyyid]

that invisible guy is a literal e-boy. dude was ahead of his time.

[@catcher881]

An e-nvisible boy haHA

[@RipDippler]

@@catcher881 I hate that you made me laugh.

[@leeeverett7388]

Or just emo

[@bluebirbeemeeri6271]

@@RipDippler *Hell yeah*

[@genericname2747]

What I didn't understand when I watched this movie as a kid was why the kids acted like they were forced to stay in the bunker. They chose to go there. They literally hopped into a ufo and left. They could just leave.

[@eazyplayz3510]

This man deserves a medal for how much he has suffered

[@Letsgochamp-kh4wm]

“Jack takes her back to his lair to use his vibrating finger on her”. Okay now we know why she likes him...

[@Thicc_Boi]

You can't prove that's not what hes doing each night

[@Thicc_Boi]

@bird cat chicken oh yes

[@Lupus-iv7jp]

Why Couldn't this be the movie?

[@Thicc_Boi]

@@Lupus-iv7jp if you look hard enough it's probably on a less then reputable site

[@frogface8409]

Kismet food is class

[@lastchance1829]

this feels like they got the order of the scenes REALLY wrong, one moment he is warmed up to the kids, next scene he hates them then all of a sudden he gets reason to warm up to them

[@Lupus-iv7jp]

The reason for that most likely is in editing they put it together in the wrong order and no one bothered to check it before release...or lazy story telling...or both

[@chanyeolsass5201]

Sounds like my dad 🥴

[@Squirreltasticqueen]

Someone should do a fan cut putting it all in the right order

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@Squirreltasticqueen that would require there to be fans of this movie tho

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

Teachers be like:

[@jonathanrussell8998]

I'm pretty sure the green dress lady was an attempt to try and spark his powers again or test if they were still gone.

[@paulvictor7489]

It's crazy how many bad movies I loved as a kid.

[@SaraBeth4045]

I don't know if you've said this, but I always thought the reason he "lost" his powers was psychological. The big stressors of losing his team and having to "kill" his brother made him impotent, for a lack of better word.

[@wowzabubby4872]

yeah that's what i thought too :O it explains the scene where he gets his powers back a bit

[@idkjordash]

Why are you trying to make sense of this movie?

[@wowzabubby4872]

@@idkjordash it was a big part of my childhood

[@thetwistedsamurai]

@@wowzabubby4872 same, i fucking love this movie lmfao

[@wowzabubby4872]

@@thetwistedsamurai it's such a stupid movie but god it's 100% a master piece i love it lmao

[@jacoboettel4177]

"And probably the worst movie I have witnessed to this day, Zoom." Foodfight: Hold my beer.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Pussies: Gamera Super Monster is worse

[@astro5474]

And what about What's Up

[@bmbk4725]

No it should say Foodfight: hold my asscheek

[@bmbk4725]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 only Brandon tenold fans will get that joke

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@bmbk4725 Yes, I feel sorry for anyone who's seen that movie

[@externalchicken3227]

Half way through this video I suddenly remembered that I have see this movie before

[@brucetonkin2882]

For some reason I was always under the impression that zoom was played by Robert Downy Jr. at a low point in his career, to the point where it's genuinely weird to see someone else playing him.

[@wyntertheicewyvern6226]

I thought I was the only one who thought that!

[@emeraldivy1621]

I can't believe I didn't see anything wrong with this film when I was a kid.

[@lilium9361]

I know. I was like "DEAR GOD, I USED TO LIKE THIS!?" "THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH KID ME"

[@deathpie24]

I was going to watch it again...now I don't have to

[@DezmoNile]

cause you were a kid

[@peachypauper]

When you're a kid, unless the movie is *really* bad, you won't notice till you're older. Upside is now you can rip it a new one making fun of it instead of wasting your brain power to try and get invested with it

[@dexsama8890]

Don't worry it's normal at that age.

[@intheclear3492]

Movies are typically filmed out of sequence and then pieced together in editing to make it more cohesive, but this movie feels like they put everything together in the order that they shot it.

[@catgang4612]

My thoughts exactly! but how could they mess up so bad? I mean it had to have gone through several test screenings...right?

[@kingosnake7158]

most definitely, there's no way these clips were meant to be in this order

[@mariomaker69420]

wait.. if it was out if order, what order would even make sense?

[@latayesha]

@@mariomaker69420 none. I'm guessing the editor accidentally erased all the good scenes.

[@ethancoentertainment]

Maybe its called Zoom because it Zooms through all the good parts

[@donniesquid4935]

i can literally feel his sanity get stripped away with each minute of the movie

[@MOLONEYLTD]

every video you've made is a hate crime against my childhood, yet i love every second of it.

[@cambalache9139]

I'll try to tell the whole story from memory: there is this guy who is very fast and his brother kinda died so he retired from being a super hero. The military found a super strong little girl, choji from naruto and a teenage guy and a girl whose powers I cant remember, and took them to an area 51 kind of place. Zoom trains them and then runs and falls to the ground, then his brother shows up and is evil and very strong so they fight and then zoom says I love you or some shit like that and then he is good again. FIN

[@jaikovvuri5530]

LatteralDruid 44 i vaguely remember the same thing.

[@Lumicat12]

@@shortkyuu7390 ok but didn't the guy randomly and suddenly got some bs power that allowed him to see the future or see where people are??? Like I vaguely remember that and even as a child calling it bs

[@brentbottoms2876]

You forgot the smash mouth music

[@joelmorris4339]

This movie was born out of delusion and madness

[@bendover2684]

No its a lighthearted fun, Imagine being someone who watches all These cynical Analyse Channels and Takes them for real

[@bendover2684]

@lilxspaz Imagine upvoting your own comment

[@bendover2684]

@lilxspaz oh i got upvoted im a Better human than you with your ridiculous Deadpool pfp

[@joelmorris4339]

@@bendover2684 Ah yes, that's my judge of character.

[@bendover2684]

@@joelmorris4339 😂😂

[@ChiefPineapple]

Anyone else relieved this wasn't a fever dream they had when they were younger

[@w1ldarcher96]

it's funny how he's trying to make sense of this movie, which results in him getting frustrated. You have to give in man

[@Ociloc]

I swear the backstory made so much more sense when it wasn't actually explained.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Yep, its a case of see it to belive it, it has so little plot its easy to understand while watching, but trying to explain it with all the filler makes it seem inconprihensible

[@isaacthecorncob]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 It's also easy if you're a kid

[@thegrizzlyftw487]

i personally feel that the worst “superhero” movie is food boy

[@astoldbynickgerr]

The GrizzlyFTW no, even that is better than this crap

[@guywhotellsthetime1585]

What about ant boy

[@KaytheWooper]

@@guywhotellsthetime1585 It's a blatant rip-off of Spider-man but it's ok (the acting is not good tho)

[@whokilledkenzi]

best**

[@DeltaDrifter2201]

I remember some movie about a superhero using his farts to fight villainy. It was some weird ass movie and no it was with real people and not animated. It was so bad I can't remember the name but because Tim Allen was in the movie zoom and he was a part of my childhood with home improvement and Santa clause he had me liking this movie.

[@dog4779]

The nostalgia is the reason I will always love it

[@carlcarlington7317]

I really get the vibe that they wanted zoom to be played by Hugh Laurie but had to settle for tim Allen. Like not to shit on Tim but zoom himself is definitely a doctor house stand in

[@cr1tikalfuckr69]

"get it because he's fat" gets funnier and more aggressive every time u say it i'm crying

[@rvinmudbone7357]

I hunk I gets much less funny it humor is subjective

[@cr1tikalfuckr69]

Bryan Black thats great 4 u

[@skullkid6439]

Bryan Black true

[@MissAmy929728]

Seeing him lose his mind is so funny

[@skornie123]

"Running around makes your powers disappear." Yeah i was never a big fan of Track and Field in school, because of that.

[@pissapocalypse]

It's confirmed that people who do track and field don't have superpowers

[@kayelingore9547]

The Flash has entered the chat

[@nilge90]

16:30 I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@katydid4929]

“What is she laughing at?” “WE HAVE NO CONNECTION”

[@rhysss5807]

It took me 15 minutes to realise I'd actually watched the movie when I was younger..... I must have suppressed the memory

[@SHARKBAIT_HOOHAHA_]

Same tho

[@graymalkin8145]

Cant believe this movie predicted classes being held over zoom

[@intheclear3492]

Stop...just stop

[@maxieprimo2758]

That joke is too clever for this movie

[@erichsmith678]

O my god

[@SizzlingVibe]

Heh 😂 nice one, ngl

[@calemr]

"So what's the primary demographic for superhero media?" "Er... Jocks? I think? Real dumb ones, too." "You sure about that?" "Yeah, sure, just put in a load of stuff about how shitty nerds are. That's what our target audience, for this superhero movie, will want to see."

[@carmellasofo8337]

Please do the movie underdog, it’s still has a place in my heart

[@qwerty_artist]

+1

[@prometheuspalpatine9718]

“But thank god martha can blow” that sounds like something a big boss man would say about his incompetent secretary.

[@nicholasschenk2482]

This movie was my childhood, and Im bout to see it get ripped to shreads huh.

[@legamer1652]

Sorry to tell you, your childhood was shit

[@nicholasschenk2482]

@@legamer1652 makes sense

[@mamaelloco]

Aw, man... I thought Zoom was so good... What was I thinking as a kid?

[@myname4483]

31:29 "thank god Martha can blow" 🤣🤣

[@dextercyanide8912]

FUN FACT: my best friend in junior high wanted to name her first child concussion 😐

[@TheOzziemozzie]

LMAOOOOGJDDJI HD DDGJHGF

[@Sabrina-be9cn]

WHATTHEFUCKKKKKKKKK JAHSJAHSJSHSHSHSHSHSHSHDF

[@ashranson285]

My friend works in a nursery and one of the kids is called Clamidia

[@mintystellar4268]

@@ashranson285 That's the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@boneenthusiast2052]

"you might want to turn off your brain" jokes on you, i have adhd - my brain has never been on

[@meepsicle420]

lmao me except my brain has never been off :D

[@liahamilton8931]

Sameee🤣

[@connorbates1152]

How do I only remember the name Zoom when the main villain literally has my name

[@mw9688]

I NEVER FORGOT! That “MUST SAVE CONNOR!” Line had me laughing to no end.

[@invisiblesoup8943]

I used to be scared of concussion because he had red eyes

[@ev2988]

"She always wears a different outfit because she wants to be a princess" Soooooo..... everyone..?

[@cdpdoodler]

Fun Fact: this movie wasn't originally made for kids, but after a lawsuit with FOX about being too similar to the X-Men series, it was heavily altered and (presumably) dumbed down.

[@morale.9330]

@cdpdoodler Source?

[@cdpdoodler]

@@morale.9330 "Tim Allen Reflects on 2006 'Zoom' Movie as Its Title Takes on New Meaning in Quarantine (Exclusive)" by Jackie Willis from April 23rd, 2020

[@cdpdoodler]

@@morale.9330 "Marvel, Fox Sue over 'Zoom' by Gregg Kilday from June 28th, 2005

[@bobbyboi1743]

I think this broke him 16:38

[@edgarnello9165]

They couldve easily gotten an actual fat kid but its hollywood so yeah

[@moldyshoess]

e

[@hotmamma2126]

Who would want their kid playing a role where their whole character is based around being fat and laughed at for it

[@prettyevil6662000]

@@hotmamma2126 Hollywood parents.

[@awwitsrach]

@@hotmamma2126 apparently over 600 young girls auditioned for Cuties... if parents will expose their children to that, I feel like making fun of weight is a given for many

[@glaucovillasboas8212]

@@awwitsrach Being "cuty" is seen as a good quality, being ridicularized by being fat in a movie is totally different lol, whoever took a fat kid to this movie to be bullied for everyone to see would ruin the kid's childhood (or the kid would get thinner and actually helped them lol)

[@katroi1740]

Y’all why’d I feel like he was gonna have a whole aneurism during the filming of this

[@johnnyallenshaneprater4870]

Why is it cool for people to say "whole" now...? Its so lame. It's like saying "low key" or "no cap" or "lit" so so so lame

[@Beatumpop]

@@johnnyallenshaneprater4870 you're a whole hipster

[@adorablewaffles9818]

Beatum Lowkey, no cap, a whole hipster 😂

[@DeltaDrifter2201]

I'll give you a whole "aneurism" during something too 😏😏 Also it is aneurysm * 😘

[@frogface8409]

Could go for a kismet right now

[@GenericProtagonist118]

The one part of this movie I think is at least a little unique is that the lead "Legacy Hero" character is a speedster instead of a flying-brick (Superman-like) hero.

[@SurixPlays]

I recently found you and am now binging ALL your videos. you are hands down the funniest person on youtube

[@a.w.1499]

You: He just gets told that he's gonna be given $500,000 to teach a bunch of kids and he's like "okay". Me, an education major: I mean, me too lol.

[@WobblesandBean]

My condolences.

[@zoeporter6190]

Dude same

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

I remember this because the trailer was on the DVD for Monster House

[@aking9077]

This comment is the answer to "How old are you" Felt it in my soul

[@detenatron.3608]

that house when it transforms was pretty impressive.

[@tylerthevamp2218]

Same bro, still have the damn dvd

[@gaileyd.morgan6573]

Ive seen this trailer before on monster house I still have the DVD and this is why I became obsessed with the pool scene in the movie zoom academy for superheroes

[@Devindude91]

I watched monster house so many times as a kid so I saw the trailer for this movie a lot.

[@ThatVenomousCat]

I had this movie on dvd when i was a child, i used to watch it on repeat constantly alongside classics like HoodWinked GhostRider and NachoLibre.

[@ozzone4265]

11:01 The Flash is faster than time, but he is slower than somebody that runs in a circle and loses his powers...

[@Cybo-18]

The only Tim Allen movie I can actually remember is the one where he switches bodies with a dog.

[@idkman9696]

Toy Story?

[@Cybo-18]

idk man Oh shit, I forgot he was in that

[@ericmoody3944]

@@Cybo-18 The Santa Clause? I can't forget that movie, my daughter watches it a lot!

[@Cybo-18]

Eric Moody Yo, I forgot about that movie!!!

[@Cybo-18]

Roxane B. Bro, you’re a lifesaver.

[@Purgosmusic]

Ironically years later as an adult the girl who plays Wonder plays Invisible woman in that terrible Fantastic 4 reboot.

[@jacknapier8201]

Would this be the Fantastic Four movie where it was mostly training montages and an anticlimactic boss fight where they should easily be defeated but they win with teamwork?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@jacknapier8201 Yeah, that one. The worst "Fantastic Four" movie since the 1994 one.

[@belleofbrightside97]

This one's much more entertaining than fan4stic tho

[@mrkaji8913]

Him losing his powers as a result of his depression

[@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter]

Honestly though Chevy Chase at 4:51 I relate with so much. Someone says something so ridiculously wrong I can't even explain it to them, all I can do is say "...nope."