The Worst Way to Find a Girlfriend

[@GradKat]

He has a quiet, pleasant voice and at first he seems quite sweet - until you listen to what he’s actually saying!

[@CharlieSheenIsFired]

He wants damn near the opposite of what HE is...... That’s not how life works. You’re not gonna get a “perfect” partner if you yourself aren’t “perfect”

[@xnortheast1106]

@@CharlieSheenIsFired eh

[@VeggieGirl07]

@@CharlieSheenIsFired oml yeah, like mans is actually cute af, if he would just lower his standards he'll find somebody for him

[@bman2cool4u68]

@@CharlieSheenIsFired no ones ever perfect.

[@taiyakidefresa]

mizz ._.mayhem If you only knew how creepy and a lowlife he is...

[@postnuclearradiohost]

Trade offer: I receive: 10/10 anime girl You receive: A massive pervert

[@david2869]

So basically your average anime guy.

[@biggienew_and_improved1543]

@User572 personally I don’t, but I want to know what your point is?

[@raggosaki]

@User572 we blacks watch anime 🤢

[@biggienew_and_improved1543]

@User572 Not saying I find them attractive but that’s your opinion. Shouldn’t just bring race into the topic.

[@Ryuxun]

@@raggosaki Cool, we mixed also watch anime.

[@ChantalOfTheNorth]

Such a shame. He makes a great impression before he starts to talk about all his creepy shit. Well spoken, cute, articulate. Then..... Just a dumpster fire. Damn.

[@eEmm1]

Cute is the last thing that goes through my mind when I see him. Even before he started talking he gave me massive bad vibes.

[@abdul-rasheedraheem140]

@@eEmm1 Bro his voice sounded so nice I thought he was nice until I payed attention to what he said. You don’t start a video with “I am a massive pervert”

[@TraceguyRune]

He lost me at "Must not be poor". That's just sad.

[@TraceguyRune]

@@eEmm1 We get it, you're not into asian guys.

[@eEmm1]

@@TraceguyRune that's false.

[@armacanqui]

Watching that guy list off his “requirements” while describing his personality was quite disturbing. It screamed “serial murderer who will eventually be arrested for having a mass grave in his apartment building.”

[@ericaschaidt8588]

Jeffrey Dahmer vibes perhaps?

[@robertmtz94]

Another Elliot Rogers here lol

[@the_scotch]

Oh yeah, his next girlfriend is definitely gonna end up in bin bags. And he'll probably be roasting her on discord while bagging her up.

[@jasbelial3943]

Nah, he‘ll just involve into a neckbeard who will just chill in incel subreddits, generally harmless creatures who are just annoying

[@feraltaco4783]

Someone should probably check his basement. Just to be safe.

[@early7strikeland996]

He's looking for a rich, royal and clumsy anime girl

[@Rio_SenpaiYT]

LMAO

[@mikerosa5092]

With a car caused he don’t have a license 😂😂😂

[@tyajx]

Could only be sniper wolf lol

[@smxkyLL]

Bro 💀💀💀

[@ericaschaidt8588]

Clumsy? I must have missed him saying/alluding to his desire for a clumsy girlfriend.

[@JS-uj2yi]

I got major “I’m a nice guy” energy from this dude

[@phitc4242]

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[@dreamhiker1109]

Bruh as a former simp he ain't even a simp !...simps could be cured of it but he has whole generation of masturbating and loneliness ahead of his wierd ass🤣

[@unholydiver1095]

"I'm a nice guy. As long as I get something in return from you" Yeah, don't think many people know what being "nice" actually is

[@nikhilnarayanan5949]

Except he does not even pretend to be nice lmao.

[@erikundluis8388]

@@unholydiver1095 some people says beeing nice and then fuck in the ass. Becaus they mean this witn been nice. Enough weird people out there xD

[@Randomperson-sg8vy]

He said not to use him for his money ( that he doesn’t have) but then says he doesn’t want a poor girl?🤨. Also wants a girl that is not camera shy, procedes to say he’s antisocial.

[@augusttheduck]

It’s like he wants someone to fill in all the gaps in his personality

[@wavver2881]

@@augusttheduck you didnt have to kill him

[@Thomasguillerault]

hmmmmmm

[@aadiboodoosingh7003]

@@augusttheduck lol

[@kaven2121]

dw he said he is a massive pervert

[@HansBezemer]

Don't confuse this guy for a nerd. He isn't. He's just weird. Not "Sheldon" weird.

[@bpcc2621]

shedon is much better haha

[@zkwirbwksibrmdj]

Being a nerd I thank you for separating this weirdo from our kind

[@danield2785]

Ye absolutely agree. Also when you're posting those kind of videos on YT, you ain't Shy!

[@smellycat3861]

THANK you - a nerd

[@Asiansxsymbol]

And how do you know he's not school-smart? Pray tell. 😏

[@TimTrevelyrsago]

"I'm a bit of a massive pervert." That right there, that is a quality so attractive. You shoulda just led with that, my guy

[@ericaschaidt8588]

Exactly. Now had he said he was just a massive pervert, that’d be a deal breaker though.

[@TimTrevelyrsago]

@@ericaschaidt8588 definitely

[@NUKACOLA1234]

Lolz u so funny n right

[@revathydayalan7865]

I was taken aback by identifying himself as a "massive pervert". My girls stay away from this man as he is giving away serial killer vibes 😐 thank you August for bringing awareness.

[@aericabison23]

Hey, are you from South India?

[@revathydayalan7865]

@@aericabison23 yup

[@ThePainkillerTrooper]

This guy is the embodiment of double standards

[@Nelkami]

Ayo, sweet profile picture

[@jayrollo1352]

Women do this all the time.

[@yukinamiuka]

@@jayrollo1352 so true

[@eEmm1]

@@jayrollo1352 it's a social construct for women though.

[@jayrollo1352]

@@eEmm1 So that makes it justified?

[@forsaken_by_god]

"I can't bring a lot to the table but I hope you will love me for who I am" "Also, you should be beautiful, fun, not camera shy and not poor. If you don't qualify, don't even bother" Idk, kinda smells like hypocrisy

[@bekcha4170]

EXACTLY

[@feraltaco4783]

Hey, he needs a girl with a great personality because his sucks. 😂

[@Block_Piano]

"I dont have much to offer, but please love me as I am." "Anywars, here is your application form."

[@mayatheduck6682]

Im going to need a review of that seven hour break up video

[@augusttheduck]

Incoming

[@intelligentdumbass7520]

@@augusttheduck I couldn’t sit through that, best of luck to you my guy

[@box_of_things]

I definitely couldn’t do that even tho I’ve watched the entire “it’s every day bro” for 10 hours by mrbeast

[@kevdoesvox]

hold up u baddd whats ur snap

[@Manimnotdead]

@AugustTheDuck good luck soldier

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

The fact that his personality is a stark contrast to his outward appearance and voice speaks volumes. Man's really openly stated that he's not a catch while trying to say that he's a catch, and even admitted that he's so awkwardly perverted that he's going to pull a Rent-A-Girlfriend moment and not even handle 3 seconds of talking to a woman without fantasizing about her body. Cause this is the guy women should go out with okay bud. Hypocrite, exclusive, and even perverted and he wonders why hes continuously single

[@yourunfinishedcake8591]

he's sounds like he's auctioning himself lmao

[@ericaschaidt8588]

Poorly

[@Actual_Neanderthal]

The sad thing is, with only a little bit of effort he could easily find a girlfriend.

[@prophecy4270]

Fr. He looks good (No homo) to find him A good gf

[@jerkfacefuckasaurusrex328]

Alot of effort. He's a walking shitshow.

[@JuMiKu]

How much do you want to bet this 5 in looks, 2 in personality and 3 in finances is looking for a solid 10/10/10? Most of the time, when people claim that they just can't find the right person, they have a completely warped self-image.

[@frost.0707]

Looks dont matter if his personality is that horrendous.

[@trainerrosa695]

But he has high standards for someone that Can't drive, and Doesn't bring anything to the table 😕

[@Lemon-tt5cz]

Guy: I'm shy and antisocial Also Guy: I have an Only Fans

[@clutch4660]

Still wondering who would actually pay for it

[@Admiral45-10]

I believe he means the other way around.

[@13thofMayTV]

@@clutch4660 Guess his mom to support him....

[@garmfilf2789]

It's not really far fatched though. Interacting with people online is far different than talking to them face-to-face.

[@dje6719]

also Guy I'm a fucked up liar

[@Lemurwork]

I legit burst into uncontrollable laughter when he said “uh… if you have cheekbones, that’d uh- that’d be good, I’d probably like your face”

[@Oscar-gg9ff]

I remember Elvis the alien covered this guy and met him in person. It turns out this guy used to have a lovely, very patient and tolerant girlfriend who even Elvis felt was too good for him. However he treated her like absolute shit

[@ibuttchuglsd6668]

I thought he looked familiar.

[@goodbye6676]

I'd like to hear both sides thank you

[@taiyakidefresa]

I remember finding this dude's channel and being so disgusted I didn't want to see him ever again, yet the recommendations give me this like three years later. I hate how he talks about his gf and women in general, I remember a lot of stories about him that still disturb me.

[@TheBlairWenchProject]

@@taiyakidefresa _stories like what?_

[@taiyakidefresa]

@@TheBlairWenchProject watch his channel to get a better idea. Usually he shits on his wife (now ex wife, even though she's the one with money because he did nothing, I think he also attacked her looks and other things) and has very strange ideas of women. Something that really never left my head is that time he was in the subway or something like that, he was sitting next to a girl and said her saliva smelled good... That channel makes me really uncomfortable, that person never learns anything and has caused other people harm (I'm not sure but he also had a story with STDs). My brain blocked most of the memories, I don't want to see that channel again.

[@ausgamecollector]

Love how despite this dude being riddled with self-perceived personal issues, his #1 shit list item is “No fat chicks” 😂

[@IAmGodHimself777]

TBF, if you’re into fat girls, you’re kinda weird.

[@snooze2699]

He Cleary Has Never Eaten those Juicy Kentucky Fried Finger licking Good, KFC Chicken….

[@dude9318]

Well if he is not attracted to them then its fine But the rest of the stuff on his list is dumb

[@THEMARQUIS1771]

"...and I'm a messy pervert" -Sun Tzu

[@bebopganymede]

Hahahaha.

[@Proj3ta]

Sun Tzu would never say such a thing ✊😔

[@phitc4242]

well played

[@jcburgess1343]

"I can't drive, I have no money, I own no property, and I'm a massive pervert." This is Dostoyevsky's "Note From the Underground" the Millennial Edition

[@qonitaalviannisa9929]

man of culture. even the guy from that novel ends up getting laid... although he was a massive sociopath as well

[@fishergreer36]

Lmao spot on

[@jonathantheslow]

He just needs a dominatrix.

[@dupples841]

Needs a shotty :3

[@murderedx8018]

So submissive and breedable owo

[@jeffreyanimates9581]

@@murderedx8018 -._-.

[@goldencalf13]

@@jeffreyanimates9581 are they wrong?

[@akimo-san4431]

Tbh I agree. He is one of those man who just needs a good pegging. Yknow a real... Real good pegging

[@joshuagosselin9577]

The dude needs to be on a government watchlist.

[@TheKingOfTheKaiju]

An ad for a girlfriend, 10/10 best commercial of 2021

[@whitneylivingston4171]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Av8r-Opr8r]

Anyone remember those ads of the Arabian guy looking for a gf.

[@ekztee]

@@Av8r-Opr8r i still get them :|

[@imanassole9421]

This man is making the best case ever of why you shouldn't date him! 😂

[@feraltaco4783]

Video should have been called "All The Reasons Why I'm Single".

[@organizedchaos4559]

How is he shy if he’s not afraid to put his face out there, it’s a job

[@orpheus0108]

He said he is nervous and shy in public. It's easier for him in front of a camera I guess

[@lucianwong420]

As a shy and introverted guy myself, i don’t even like to show my face in front of a camera, don’t even like to show my face in general. I much rather stay behind the scenes.

[@bekcha4170]

That depends on a person. U can be very shy and be a yt/streamer. Idk if u know Sykkuno, but he's a popular creator and he's known for being shy. For some it's easier to be in front of camera where u dont actually see people, then interacting irl.

[@krimsonk-9478]

You can be shy in different situations.

[@proudexmuslim2354]

He is shy also he admits he is a pervert to everyone!!

[@samsamismail8059]

I have no idea people like this existed. He over’s nothing but want someone way out of his league

[@releasethealbum6190]

I don't get it. Why do some people say "I'm massive pervert" and expect to them thirsting over them. It's just weird and kind of unapproachable.. (unless they like perverts then ok)

[@kirara4953]

It's somehow worse than saying you're a freak in bed.

[@nlrenzo9432]

@@kirara4953 what if you are both ( joke )

[@kirara4953]

@@nlrenzo9432 well that's just too lewd

[@Cat-up6hb]

tbh some girls are massive perverts too and like this type of bevahiour but they also like *a different type of guy*

[@Mystigo1587]

Unless the girl happens to be a masochist or a pervert as well

[@wisewisdomtooth]

The type of women wanting to go out with someone like this guy, would have to be one step away from ending it all.

[@sxevas]

Him: “I dont want you with me for my money” Also him: *Doesnt want a poor girl*

[@That1Karen]

That's the only thing I'll side with him on. I mean, do you wanna go date a homeless girl? I'm all for wanting to date ppl because of their personalities, but in a relationship,you need to be able to pull your own weight at times. So if you're dating someone that's broke, they can't really pull their own weight. Not saying I'm expecting someone to be rich rich. But having money is something good for a relationship because like I said before, you need to pull your own weight at times in a relationship. I'm also not saying you should use them for money. I'm just saying you need to be able to pull your weight at times in relationships.

[@Ilovegrunge123]

@@That1Karen But there could be many factors for someone being broke for example paying of school loans taking care of family members someone who just lost their job. I was dating my husband for a while when he barely lost his job but then in a couple of months found a job working in a prison. Shouldn't be much of a factor when you are barely going out with a person anyway. You would just need to be patient in that if you truly care about he person. Plus did he even explain what he meant by poor cause poor for him could just mean middle class or someone who doesnt own a big house or a really nice car.

[@garyclint9335]

I’m in a relationship with a woman that is poor. I could see why someone would want to avoid it. It is not a good situation to be in. Completely agree with it.

[@vanshkukreja5575]

@@garyclint9335 why would you do her like that man😂

[@epic7224]

@@garyclint9335 then why are you with her??

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

He could have saved time by replacing that list with "I'm a total loser". There, now he has more time to feel sorry for himself!

[@KristophM]

You're awesome, August. You deserve so many more subs, but it's the smaller creators like yourself where the best content is. 🤘

[@mikalbridges5628]

Reason being that smaller cc's have better content is they're trying to grow. Big cc's with 2-3 million subscribers just film some random bullsh- knowing that kids is gonna watch it anyway. Just think of all the cc's you know and what their primary audience is: mostly people 14 and under. They do anything to belong with the rest of their friend groups or classmates and thus watch bad content. That will loop on and on.

[@pairless]

he has 200k

[@KristophM]

@@pairless I know. Did you even check to realize that I made this comment 2 months ago when he had less than 10k subs?

[@pairless]

@@KristophM oh. well guess im really hateable today

[@KristophM]

@@pairless I don't hate you. No hate.

[@jahyeet1137]

Love him or hate him you’ve gotta admit he’s honest 😂

[@IceDrip550]

I mean, you technically aren't wrong, at least he was honest 😂

[@shakhan1999]

And he knows what he wants! Lol many people don’t even know what they want nowadays which is quite irritating in the long run. Good to know SOMEBODY does lol

[@jahyeet1137]

@@shakhan1999 exactly what I’m saying! He knows what he wants. he’s not looking to waste his or anyone else’s time.

[@Ravay]

But there is a point where it becomes "too honest"

[@bluebeka2458]

To be fair most of the people want a rich boyfriend/girlfriend. So i gonna hand it to him, this time. 😅

[@SunBunz]

He just needs to buy a mail-order wife who doesn’t speak English (or Japanese) who will just cook and clean for him and satisfy his all sexual needs without question. That’s the only way he’d be happy. Well, he’s a sociopath, not _happy,_ just satisfied.

[@rosethorne9155]

So...he needs another RealGirl doll and a Roomba?

[@dude9318]

That sounds depressing what the heck

[@jbird4478]

There's just one problem there: you actually do need money for that. Not even in the most disgustingly poor ghetto in the third world are you going to find a woman who'd do that if you can't even provide a stable decent living. Mail order brides aren't things. They are people who do need to make a conscious choice to enter in what essentially is a very dubious business arrangement.

[@SunBunz]

@@jbird4478 my comment was sarcastic. I am absolutely aware that they are human beings.

[@expe1240]

He has a super defined list of exactly what he wants the girl to look like even going down to, size, cheek lines, lips, and hair. And then lists only bad things about himself. Yes the perfect thing a girl wants.

[@1maxmaximum]

I like how this guy did not even shut off is monitor and has rainbow six siege in the back lol.

[@DePlayGoTimmax]

What time?

[@Vynvyal]

@@DePlayGoTimmax you can see his monitor from 2:44 onwards

[@nlrenzo9432]

Lol true i just saw xD

[@MrThiccster]

The average siege player

[@sinnombre_2599]

@@MrThiccster yeah they spend like 3 hours in lobby

[@SilverSkitty]

It sucks because he’s low-key cute too. I feel like a lot of these nice guy/incel types are actually pretty decent looking and it’s ironic and sad that their shitty personalities drive potential partners away more than the outside factors they blame for their lack of success

[@dailyquestions]

His the type of guy who rages in kids game and swears every single second.

[@awoowie_nate]

His or he's or he is?

[@kidneydealer9938]

Wait,that's me

[@krimsonk-9478]

Not at all

[@john-hk5pu]

I'm surprised that he even had a girl friend before. I wouldn't even wanna be friends with this guy

[@geometrygalaxy8330]

Him: wants someone for their body and money/skills and not for their personality Also him: I hope you like me for who I am. Like what a joke dude. Only someone who is very desperate will want you. Please reflect on yourself

[@marvinkrischna8400]

"also i'm kind of a massive pervert"

[@EezoTheChezo]

Mate most ppl don’t care about the personality just for money and body not even skills. Nothing new :/

[@walkwithmeASMR]

He doesn't have emotion.. he clearly had autism/aspergers plus other stuff meaning what he says sounds very very clinical, straight forwards and without any clue about what to say vs what not to say. Basically all the stuff we might think in our brains but choose not to say; He says. Also with no emotions attached he doesn't feel empathy towards others so he doesn't think about hurting peoples feelings or right and wrong.

[@yeah1326]

@@EezoTheChezo That's bs, some people do some don't, MUMBLER!

[@EezoTheChezo]

@@yeah1326 search some stats up instead of using your nonsensical insults lmao

[@magiclegume]

Oh man this looks really familiar. For those who isn’t familiar with Elliott Rogers, consider checking him out. It’s quite fascinating. He’s also called the virgin killer.

[@ericaschaidt8588]

“Virgin Killer”. As in someone who kills virgins? Or a virgin who kills people? Or perhaps a virgin who kills virgins?

[@magiclegume]

@@ericaschaidt8588 yeah i thought it was confusing too but that’s what they call him. He is a killer who is a virgin. I think they call themselves incels or something like that. I really don’t get how some people become like this.

[@robertmtz94]

Lmao, Elliot Rogers. I almost forgot about that freak. The “supreme gentleman” 😂😂 who murdered his roommates and went on a shooting rampage.

[@xAvitaLT]

@@magiclegume " I really don’t get how some people become like this" I mean you did say look up his name and the wiki page literally tells you how one becomes an incel lol

[@alizamoon6842]

Him: “But hopefully you like me for who I am.” What he wants: Attractive, not poor, fun, able to show off to others, not fat, preferable to do Only Fans with him, etc.

[@jayrollo1352]

This is literally what women do lmao. I'm not trying to defend him by any means. I'm just saying that that's literally how women act in the dating market. They've got these long lists of crap they need from a guy. What does she offer? Her personality.

[@hectzen23]

@@jayrollo1352 sounds kinda misogynist but kinda true

[@jayrollo1352]

@@hectzen23 I'm only calling out the double standard. It's not mysogynist. Both men and women shouldn't punch above their weight class.

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

@@jayrollo1352 It's not even a double standard unless it's outside of the internet, I've noticed women and men are much more different in reality then they are behind a screen.

[@Nickrulz4u]

".... and i'm a bit of a massive pervert" you're totally gonna get ladies now bro

[@spfft8902]

My girlfriend requirements are they have to have v bucks

[@augusttheduck]

Noble standard

[@xi4237]

@@augusttheduck lick

[@YoutubeCommenter1st]

@@xi4237 them

[@suguo1660]

@@KZbinCommenter1st up

[@YoutubeCommenter1st]

@@suguo1660 and

[@simplyshadow8468]

6:40 Okay but can we talk about August's laugh. Very wholesome.

[@mayatheduck6682]

How does he think this will get him a girlfriend

[@DePlayGoTimmax]

@@You-dd3jt ahhahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagagagahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, looks like you know how

[@marty7635]

@@You-dd3jt the irony of you saying this under this video

[@marty7635]

@@You-dd3jt nah it was just pretty ironic and to be real with ya she wont respond, she commented on this Chanel like 20 times and has never responded.

[@marty7635]

@@You-dd3jt hey l legit said: nah it was just pretty ironic Nah was the answer like l dont care that you complimented her. My point was that its was ironic under a video about a guy using KZbin to get a gf

[@marty7635]

@@You-dd3jt ehh its 5:00 l have nothing to do and l cant go to sleep and am 16 kinda same

[@TaruOwO]

He looked so innocent until he opened his mouth 💀

[@chadfr1013]

"Not into Tomboy looks" that's the saddest thing I've heard today... 😢

[@yuroi5599]

Agreed.

[@Fennetic]

He's not cultured

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

Is he projecting?

[@ginoferrarese9440]

Tomboys girl are more cuter than regular ones more sexys to...

[@chadfr1013]

@@ginoferrarese9440 everyone has their preferences, but dude missing out for sure! Lol

[@Authenticallyathena]

He told everything about his faults and still expected someone to want him... WOW

[@releasethealbum6190]

He didn't forget to classify himself as "not rich" but forgot to say "poor dental hygiene"

[@FeelMetalMan]

this guy was apparently highschool classmates with Chris Broad from Abroad in Japan, quite a big and talented youtuber, he tried to jump on his back in most ackward of ways and when Chris told him to "fuck off" he ranted miserably

[@thegamerlucifer6664]

Damn chris deserved a better classmate

[@hectzen23]

damn

[@vaskbarebuks9760]

He cant be so picky. as a little useless man that he is, he need to accept what is given to him.

[@jayrollo1352]

I agree, but women always act like this and everyone says it's okay.

[@robbex416]

@@jayrollo1352 Not true.

[@jayrollo1352]

@Lonely Pluto Not these days. The Yass Queen movement let's them get away with it lol. I think recently a paper was published that showed that women deemed 94.5% of men unattractive while men said 40% were unattractive on dating apps.

[@brittnyhawk8633]

Love has to happen naturally when you put a list to it that very high bar you often miss out on the one. I'm not saying date everyone but explore, talk, and get involved. It'll come when your ready.

[@RiaCampbell7]

"Not really interested in the tomboy, short haired look" darn it i was gonna go and fill out his form before he said this 😭 i was in love and he broke my heart, I have everything else but long hair 😭💔

[@marty7635]

Sadge for ya girl xd

[@RiaCampbell7]

@@marty7635 XD

[@ender8995]

Lfmao

[@Admiral45-10]

I'm not into short hair either, but I wouldn't try to find love via KZbin.

[@muazu6932]

You deserve better queen 😌💅

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

My requirements: -Female (optional) -Alive (negotiable) -Not heavier than me Daniel's requirements: -Made of diamonds -A literal sex machine -Owns a planet -Requires only water to live -Born on the 956th second of the 9th Tuesday of a leap year -God

[@inagitoboy299]

Bro you laughing is so fucking precious

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

😂😂😂😂 I'm literally laughing so hard laying in my bed in the middle of the night trying not to wake up my husband Holy crap this is freaking gold. Especially your reaction When he starts sharing what he has to offer 😂😂😂 I can't even type this I'm laughing still

[@aguywhojustexists]

Ok…

[@FCWW87]

Haha, that kid is the one who releases a manifesto on how no girls like him prior to going on a machete swinging spree.

[@CosImUpRn]

"I am not even fucking joking" -August 2021

[@loveitretrobevvo3270]

I just want a girl who isn't superficial at all. I'm looking for that true love that is based on a real connection and transcends such things as beauty and wealth. No fatties or uggos need apply.

[@angelit161]

Still single?

[@ebe_fritz]

1:31 Hiding In My Room's girlfriend wish list: - Not fat - Beautiful - Fun - Not camera shy - Not poor ... There's no hope for me then😂😭

[@kate8778]

Why is he talking about being able to drive like it’s equivalent to being able to climb mount everest

[@Lovely_Lilac_Lilly]

Genuinely, where has your channel been hiding in my YT algorithm all these years? I can't believe I've been missing out of this top tear hilarious commentary. Between the monotone voice, sarcasm, and straight fcking facts- I literally just sit on the other side of my laptop cackling like a witch. My boyfriend has also been enjoying your channel, as Ive been binging your videos the last 4-5 days.

[@emora79]

oh and also, "August is love..... August is life" -Jimmy The Pug-

[@wavver2881]

Ah, A fellow member

[@emora79]

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[@wavver2881]

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[@emora79]

@@wavver2881 i am a mdmber too cuh

[@emmastrange5557]

I nearly forgot about this guy. He was married at some point, and after the divorce he released a few videos where the titles were "I'm replacing my wife with a sex doll", "why a sex doll is better than my wife", and the punchline "I got a UTI from my sex doll"

[@emmastrange5557]

Oh and when he says he doesn't have much money, he's from a wealthy family and relies on handouts.

[@inferno6986]

why do I feel like most of his applications are probably just trolls.

[@bourpi2481]

Dude : "I want someone to like me for who i am" Also dude : "you must not be poor, fat, have a large nose, you must have big lips, be feminine"

[@rebitedon]

I don't think Daniel's attracted to women...

[@avicusdusang1477]

"Damn, mama. You got lips and cheeks. Can I get your number?"

[@Derpinator-uz2vc]

My great grandpappy once told me something that he could use. “Beggars can’t be choosers son, remember that.” -grandpappy. Indeed I did sir, thank you very much for your wisdom.

[@oldeskoolnana7543]

Your grandpappy was a wise man. I've always told my kids that. It's true. LOL

[@timkenda8203]

Grandpappy ftw

[@PapaGeorgeVr]

Bro goes from, “i don’t have great social skills” to, “im a BIT of a MASSIVE pervert…”

[@ilikecars2279]

That guy is the opposite of what online dating is

[@crystalwu7400]

The start of the video he looks like he just woke up from crying himself to sleep lmfao

[@yureno8843]

I'm broke, pretty much useless at many things, lazy and I shut myself in my room 24/7 Anyone willing be my sugar mommy?

[@xenaxaz6964]

My man has the self-awareness of a brick.

[@firstdanplayz4274]

Jesus Christ like how has this guy managed to get a girlfriend before me, although I’m glad I’m not anything like this guy. August your videos inspire me and keep me away from Karen’s and crazy you tubers

[@xx_-s-kill3d3xpertcr3d_-xx9]

Half the population of men are wondering the same thing 😅

[@federicolinos8853]

He CLAIMS he had a girlfriend. The lady in question might disagree tho.

[@IAmGodHimself777]

You’re his girlfriend?

[@firstdanplayz4274]

@@IAmGodHimself777 What no that’s weird

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@firstdanplayz4274 “managed to get a girlfriend before me”

[@northernbelle7020]

“Staying the night, for several nights.” That makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

[@mutantbrain92]

"What do I have to offer?" *proceeds to list off every single flaw of his* you sure know how to sell yourself.

[@ZeroCoolRomania]

Watching this dude makes me feel like a have very low standards on girls. All I want from a girl is to be alive, and for me to consider her beautiful... if shes an independent girl thats like a huge bonus :))

[@woolis697]

I dead ass know someone like this. He needs to be in a relationship, and it needs to be the center of everyone’s life. He once asked out 11 girls in one day and proceeded to get rejected by all of them.

[@ender5892]

I met someone just like them too 😭😭😭 for every woman he meets he asks to date in like a short ass amount of time, and if they say no he just gets mad at them and go ask a female friend of her to date... it's been like this since forever lol

[@woolis697]

@@ender5892 that’s fucking hilarious

[@neonshadow5005]

Seeing as he's in Japan, he's a hikikomori. This is a social phenomenon where an individual, usually male from what I've seen becomes entirely homebound and refuses to leave their room usually due to shame I believe (which can form a powerful hold on people there) and it is actually a fairly widespread thing.

[@arandomchannel8925]

Him:says that it would be weird for a fat and a skinny person dating each other My uncle and aunt:Am I a joke to you?

[@himredits1198]

he's never over any of his exes years later he can't resist any opportunity to talk about them

[@devinyoung7702]

Literally every person who goes to an Anime convention.

[@stoppickingurnose7852]

I wouldn’t say he went full Chris Chan, but he’s at least halfway there

[@Mystigo1587]

This guy is kinda creepy, if you look at his channel you’ll find he’s had eight girlfriends which raises flags

[@ByrgenworthGraduate]

Then how dafuq is he an anti social person then ?? Ppl can lie and be a creep fr fr

[@kuroneko3837]

Eight??????

[@bekcha4170]

I wouldn't care about amount of past relationship since idk the situation, but based on that video, indeed that does raise flags

[@triggeredcat120]

He's looking for a boyfriend-free girl, preferably between the ages of 18 to 21. Ladies and gentlemen, this is eloquent Chris Chan.

[@thatdrewrivers]

To be fair, you don't need to have money to have someone try and take it away.

[@caincursotv]

he basically said "I don't have discord anymore, so I can't talk behind your back on the internet as much" yeah, that's how you advertise your character in the utmost positive light rite there🙌🏾😂

[@truonggiabao2348]

He says he had a gf before but sounds like a kid who doesnt know what being in and maintaining a relationship is like

[@williamlear4713]

I’ve been single for 6 years. I’ve seen what’s out there and I still don’t feel ready for what I’ve seen so far. It’s chaotic out there which is fun for a little but it’s like sour candy. Too much will kill you sometimes in the worst way.

[@wdk_gmw]

He could date shy guy / SCP-096, he is a bit shy but he loves "cuddles"

[@ricochet0928]

The sad thing is, he has a nice voice and is actually kinda cute imo. If only he had a better personality, maybe he would actually have a good relationship

[@addybishop308]

Isn’t that the creepy guy that Elvis the alien interviewed because he was horrible to his wife and demanded a love doll, got a UTI from it and left it in a hotel?

[@cute15clawdeen]

Yes

[@addybishop308]

@@cute15clawdeen he very much has issues. His blaring lack of empathy sends shivers up my spine.

[@Jacky_115]

wait what???

[@addybishop308]

@@Jacky_115 Elvis the alien calls him the Asian onision. The strange guy has his own channel (called “hiding in my room”) and I think an onlyfans. Elvis has more on him that goes over all the drama I mentioned. Links to those videos are in the description of the one below. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmTchH-bd6aijtU

[@epic7224]

He was married? Or he was horrible to the interviewer's wife?

[@TheJessicaOsuji]

Not fat& Not Poor “you have to like me for who i am”

[@TotallyActing]

He doesn’t seem shy to me

[@dkfflsk5141]

This guy's behavior is so incredibly absurd, when I first saw his videos years ago I deadass thought he was a troll, I couldn't imagine this to be real.

[@balancebreaker1561]

I feel so pity for this guy, he actually needs help

[@Opethfeldt]

The people who need help the most are the ones least likely to seek it out.

[@rhiah4421]

I was making a bowl of fruit and yogurt while watching this and stopped in the middle of chopping an apple when I heard “I’m also a massive pervert” BURST. OUT. LAUGHING.