THE WORST WII GAME YET.

Schlatt monkeys around for twenty minutes
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Monkey Mischief Party Time is the worst Wii game ever made. That's it, that's the whole description.

[@ez-gm6it]

i love how he said "you dont want to see me lose control", which implies he was in control the whole time prior to that

[@mrbuttons8492]

When?

[@WillCheadle]

@@mrbuttons8492 The entire vid before that sentance

[@ray2887]

Mr Buttons 12:50

[@mrbuttons8492]

Ray thanks

[@ray2887]

Mr Buttons you’re welcome

[@an_annoying_cat]

He isn’t thinking about anything. He’s too angry to think

[@spec7501]

Ya and he also broke his keyboard lol

[@FrankenTeddyBear]

No thoughts Head angry

[@th3d3vil]

An_Annoying_Cat This fucking episode is the funniest i’ve seen from him because of how much he rages

[@sashkakakashka3407]

Imagine being a child and this is the only game you have to play.

[@lpsloveandgame6046]

I'd rather die of boredom

[@anglrfsh]

i’d rather die.

[@mikado40]

i’d rather .

[@anglrfsh]

i’d .

[@vriskamoder]

I had this game when I was 7 or so. I had other games, but they’re also shovelware. I did have a few Mario games, though.

[@NPTUNMN]

I would be terrified to even be an object in that room.

[@user-hx5mf6lb5s]

if youre a woman its kind of unavoidable

[@Paigeo3210]

@@user-hx5mf6lb5s OMG JESUS CHILL- a women

[@tammyhardy1854]

@@user-hx5mf6lb5s LMFAOOOO PLEASE

[@marriedbur]

@@user-hx5mf6lb5s as a person that's bestie is a girl I can just throw her like I do to my niece

[@themimic1372]

After I get pissed I can’t break anything so I just punch my knees until they hurt then I stare into space and I’m ok

[@kevinhidalgo5947]

Schlatt: “Lets make a monkey!” Everyone: **Nervous Sweating**

[@Its_Me_Romano]

*Tutorial shows black child*

[@joesssaucey]

@@Its_Me_Romano we love blatant racism

[@thuggrville]

Its_Me_Romano _ haha funny racist joke mmmmm 😎

[@Its_Me_Romano]

@@thuggrville I'm glad ot make you laugh ma nigga

[@pwuffix]

@@Its_Me_Romano uh

[@sebastianpoppell7902]

They call him "Hammer Time" because back in 2020 he brutally slaughtered an innocent keyboard

[@pokemontrainerjay3717]

about 15 to be exact

[@TheNumberOneSilly]

Nah maybe at least near 28

[@LT-xc9cs]

He so naturally went and plugged in a new keyboard after demolishing the other one which makes me think he has done this so much that it is just normal for him to destroy his keyboards.

[@jojoseamy]

Fr I fuckin lost it 💀 I just imagine him havin a stack next to him or sth

[@LT-xc9cs]

@@jojoseamy Bro this is just the first instance of him breaking his keyboard there are so many videos after this one where he breaks them for minute things he legitimately has a stack of working keyboards just so he can break them lamo.

[@jojoseamy]

@@LT-xc9cs Omg💀💀💀

[@Soelmo-]

They may be cheap tho

[@LT-xc9cs]

@@Soelmo- lamo my point wasn’t that his habit of breaking keyboards is expensive it’s just that it is funny how he casually breaks keyboards in anger.

[@bigdumby6915]

Markiplier: *smashes his controller on his table and throws it at the wall because of a piece of bread* Schlatt: *BRINGS OUT A FUCKING HAMMER BECAUSE HIS MONKEY CHARACTER WONT MOVE but also implies that this is not the first keyboard suffering from his rage*

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Arasiel Reeves go watch a tribute to Mario Kart, specifically, 1:49

[@Stripey_Lemon]

Bro schlatt’s keyboard kill count is like 50

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

It’s called a power move.

[@TheWither129]

If schlatt doesn’t smash the everloving fuck out of a keyboard is it even a real jschlatt video

[@PixelByte404]

Schlatt's neutral special is smashing a keyboard, this is simply a regular state of affairs

[@chrissy2spicy]

“Brutally murders his keyboard” Schlatt: “hey guys sorry about that”

[@natemoonr9657]

\\\ T̴h̷e̷D̵e̶m̴o̴n̵s̶O̵f̷D̴e̵a̷n̶ /// $40 bit that went too far

[@mambieuniverse5201]

... when?

[@heythatsprettygood6492]

RIP the model M

[@vc3d849]

@@natemoonr9657 tbh i dont think that was a bit...

[@thoppann9040]

"not two in one day schlatt not two in one day"

[@jakobe5859]

“Thinking about gunning down an innocent monkey in the Cincinnati Zoo on May 28th, 2016”

[@skooter__]

Oh g o d

[@warturtle2271]

Oh N o

[@ilovebtrd1802]

I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED-

[@lruffner4150]

Fractal you mean the day that the world started going to shit?

[@BallisticGhast6]

Olivia Ruffner Insert image of Hillary killing Harambe with shotgun

[@samantharuff3915]

Every time he wears a sweater that looks vintage, I wonder who he scammed to get it.

[@TheLegendOfRed22]

he said that he ha a ebay trick were he puts a bet than gets his alt acount to pay a absurd amount of money than not pay it so it automaticley go's to his main acount

[@colorbar.s]

@@TheLegendOfRed22 yikes

[@michaelazwart441]

@@TheLegendOfRed22 that's fucking genius

[@JuniperF]

@@TheLegendOfRed22 He actually said he super low balls the price, and then pays the list price on his alt. Same end result, but less scummy

[@kai3000sauce]

@@colorbar.s you act like he wouldn’t be completely genius to do that, like you wouldn’t do it yourself.. lmfao you don’t have to act like a perfect goddess who never sins, its a genius idea

[@Vibesfs]

When he smashed the keyboard, only then did I choose to ask the question, "why are there timbs hanging from the ceiling by method of WiiMote?"

[@ascendedcat260]

cause they took the baby away

[@yegorgribenuke6853]

@@ascendedcat260 comedy gold

[@edwardanderson9396]

Or "Why does he have a hammer on standby?

[@obamaatemybaby4178]

Same

[@phia._.]

Cause his Timbs are his true children

[@cationicgolf385]

“Thinking about brutally slaughtering monkeys.”

[@user-wm1em1rg4p]

"Thinking about HIV"

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

"Thinking about jacking off and pissing on a monkey's face."

[@gaykeysmash4068]

aren’t we all

[@fissure2132]

Thinking about Traves

[@fissure2132]

Thinking about Traves

[@visencere]

I love how he says “Not two in a row” when breaking his keyboard. Implying that he has already done it multiple times, and he always have an extra spare for that case.

[@cogwheel5979]

Watch "a tribute to mario kart" at 1:49

[@klombaroo]

@@cogwheel5979 don't forget he destroyed Madden 09' at the end of a Scott the Woz video

[@uchiha_1067]

Rajj

[@lils426]

sans6498 it took me a second to figure out what the fuck you were talking about

[@classyified2153]

I love how he just has a bunch of spare keyboards for the computer in the background

[@sillysupersilly]

who doesnt?

[@bgm-sh9pe]

I still can’t comprehend how this is the same guy that called minx for atleast four hours on a twitch stream and asked her countless times to show her cake

[@ghostie7776]

Cake as in pastry or ass?

[@emmaoloughlin1771]

@@ghostie7776 pastry tf kind of cakes are you eating

[@ghostie7776]

@@emmaoloughlin1771 sorry i didn't word it correctly, english is not my main language

[@cheetah3619]

8:12 Schlatt experiences a violent outburst with a hammer. The last time that happened was in 1993 and 4 people were left dead. Please Schlatt, don't go near any hammers from now on.

[@megariceman]

Cheetah 14:05 is a better example

[@kkamika734]

Cheeto

[@sarahjohnston7506]

Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "thinking about dead, abused or dying monkeys"

[@clevername5776]

Thinkin of hippos in skirts

[@keythrow1371]

Who here wants to kick some monkeys?

[@him6008]

@@keythrow1371 I wanna grab it by its tail and swing it against the bars.

[@jonahexe6420]

Thinking of emoji m

[@shroub3435]

"Thinking about resupplying my stash of keyboards"

[@evannnoah787]

u just brought back vivid memories of when my aunts boyfriend used to put this on for me and just leave me in a room to play it all day so my family could watch movies

[@jamiewise7821]

Child abuse

[@evannnoah787]

Jamie Wise yeah im fucked up wbk

[@whyduchess6423]

Schlatt: “You don’t wanna see me lose control... you don’t wanna see that” 1 minute later: Destroys keyboard with hammer The viewers: “Oh I think we’ve seen you lose control before.”

[@hokeyirishfokey]

"Thinking about Travis."

[@flambedread9532]

OHH That took a moment

[@jackson-rq6uw]

😏

[@KorporalNoobs]

He ruined my ability to say "monkey" in a non offensive way.

[@ilovesmelling]

i’m slow

[@DespairXB]

p o y o

[@emilyc9467]

i like that he specified he was the red crosshair in the fruit throwing game as if we couldn't already tell by how shaky it is

[@SkeldraBH]

Aye, little ol' schlazzy is getting older and needs medical attention

[@hazelmoore2243]

They call him shaky schlatt

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Hazel Moore they call him shaky mc’bones

[@Asparaesque]

AimbotArrow5 they call him Michael J. Fox

[@peachy4358]

Shhhh he’s very sensitive abt his Parkinson’s

[@cami4070]

the whole game looks like it was animated in ms paint

[@angela.luntian]

Rhyming mechanics timestamps for future me 4:50 Rocking and Rolling Monkey 6:27 Crazy Bucking Rhino 9:32 Stealin' Steak 10:33 Hurling Hippo Divas 14:47 Hairy Houdini 16:35 Monkey Masterpiece

[@BakedBanana]

oh? How is future you doing?

[@joshmorton7283]

As soon as he said “I’m gonna make a mii monkey” I sweated

[@swag9587]

IKR also he never made it brown or its hair brown because there would be people upset over it even though that's just how monkeys look

[@daveman9199]

I appreciate that Schlatt came prepared with a second keyboard, knowing full well there was a very high chance he would just goddamn obliterate that first one.

[@trog6420]

dave man he’s broken so many fucking keyboards dude he broke one in this and he broke one in a tribute to Mario kart

[@liljanott2135]

iirc he has a DOS computer? over there so that could well be a keyboard he uses

[@low_bo]

Don't forget the Wii remote as well.

[@ninjacat230]

I'm pretty sure that computer over there exists only to be destroyed in a fit if rage

[@AaqibMHassan]

Poofesure: Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE Nicro: Zelda Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE Schlatt: Luigi Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE

[@kyrabrown6529]

ah yes the wii motion remote gang its all here

[@stormypotato8357]

14:05 when my wifes bf wont let me have dessert

[@skateb0red523]

stormypotato835 ikr I hate when he doesn’t let me have dessert

[@evanv7420]

Wait, wifes boyfriend?

[@elliot7670]

@@evanv7420 yes

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

Is his name Jared by any chance?

[@lordofsatire6829]

@William shakeQueer is his last name Fogle by any chance

[@KamilHenri]

"Young man abuses monkeys for 19 minutes straight with hung Timbs"

[@Lev_Kiddo]

Young?

[@stragnk1487]

I'm pretty sure the monkeys are abusing him at this point

[@ginger_artz8412]

Sounds like something you'd hear from Florida tbh

[@arnaeus7448]

Why do you have a music tag on your channel when you have 80 subs?

[@KamilHenri]

Arnold I am a music producer, so I requested it online by cross referencing my other music related sites. As long as you can back it up, it isn’t difficult to get the official artist tag on your channel

[@SnakesAnimations]

It says “Basic reading ability is required” But you can’t see that If you can’t read

[@ctrlpea7058]

Who Needs Weapons I Have A Snake it’s big brain time

[@slasher7814]

Last time I was this early yuto was still a fetus

[@plagueparchments]

let's play a game called : whats schlatt hanging from his ceiling today

[@xaiba9022]

im just imagining him after the video slowly picking up all the individual keys in silence

[@startrooper7823]

When will schlatt learn he’s to close to the sensor bar

[@ovprinowo4884]

Never

[@emuky7608]

What he doesn't know can't hurt him

[@aerodynamo4874]

@@emuky7608 it can hurt his keyboard tho

[@L0VSTAD]

11:48 When will schlatt learn how move the wii remote in a circle

[@maplecrystals7935]

too* (the first to)

[@oblivious3475]

When you realize that schlatt could've avoided all this if he wasn't so close to the sensor

[@Suzumi-kun]

*nerdy voice* well actually the sensor is in the wiimote so he can’t get away from it

[@Lezzylree]

@@Suzumi-kun no. The sensor is not the same as the mii motion plus.

[@Suzumi-kun]

Lizzy Studios / ᗰIᑎᑌᔕ I was on about the black bar, which is literally a row of lights for the wiimote to pick up

[@SkylordAh]

Suzumi-kun the tv sensor

[@RemyTheRat93]

It’s more funny though

[@dogemaster9676]

Seeing Schlatt rage over a children’s party game involving monkeys is one of the best things I’ve seen recently

[@lanty2092]

jachlatt transforms into poofesure colorized

[@thomasedison3700]

Finally, someone else that thought the same thing, lol

[@fruity3693]

I was thinking the same thing💀💀💀💀

[@kyrabrown6529]

finally someone said it

[@beemcneill209]

YES

[@aviatornic2839]

Jschlatt pulling out the second keyboard after demolishing the first one has so much Saturday morning cartoon energy, I can't even

[@senadawr2099]

He even plugs it in so politely

[@jasbep4118]

I like to think he has a whole stack of them just so he can replace them every time he breaks one

[@senadawr2099]

@@jasbep4118 i think the first purpose of the keyboard was to advertise nordvpn in a clever way.. idk, smashing them seems like a way more better purpose

[@KFCGAMING55]

That moment is peak comedy for me

[@Jaggin]

Why are the boots hanging get that child back up there he deserves it.

[@acx2933]

Hang the game

[@th3.goatman871]

Im 666th like

[@dawsonparker1685]

my timbs tony my timbs

[@khelwi113]

*HANG THE GAME*

[@Jaggin]

battlecat 15 what’s it like living in 2016

[@Volpethrope]

14:25 "Almost lost my cool there."

[@walawp]

i heard the monkey noises and grunts and i was just like "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH VINESAUCE"

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: “Feeling lost, thinking about Robert Frost”

[@mellobii]

Underrated

[@BELPHECROW]

lmaoo

[@emuky7608]

This is golden

[@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD]

@@emuky7608 that could've been unintentional, but I'm glad it was said

[@MrBlinky10101]

When he said he'd make a monkey mii I was SO WORRIED

[@AVaginawithVitaminsinit]

Kawaii Desu-chan joe Rogan 2.0 Hulk Hogan

[@piinkmann.]

Same

[@saladsplatoon3008]

same

[@meanpenquin9359]

I thought he was going to make a black me

[@Kwispygod]

Mean penquin 93 5 so your black then what up my nigggggga

[@RTX_is_on]

Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@willowsaplings]

uhm what- that doesn’t even make sense for what the video is- he’s just playing the wii-

[@satyr-3541]

@@willowsaplings it's a meme, look at a video of his

[@aishwarya4572]

"I purchased something off eBay that I think is the most interesting thing I've seen in months!" 0:11- _there is literally a Timb committing suicide using a Wii remote_

[@xTracii]

While the child looks at it at a distance.

[@ChanTheMan52]

Genuinely can’t tell if he’s raging for a bit or if he’s actually pissed off

[@DomStu700]

I think it's a good mix of both

[@skooter__]

*you can never tell*

[@jackonotobacco5288]

ChanTheMan52 both

[@flambedread9532]

All of the above

[@zapawaf603]

He has spare keyboards on deck, I assume it's for a bit.

[@pelicanpelican2055]

*”monkey mischief will put me 6 feet under”* - Schlatt 2020

[@frkaisr]

Schlatt tomorrow: *thinking about being 6 feet under*

[@kwasamadorf]

When he hit the keyboard I went from😂 to 😳

[@zeroscorpio3692]

the raw anger felt at 14:05 was legitimately scary

[@GarrillaGal]

While it is painful to watch a grown man struggle with a children's game, it is also very entertaining to watch him go through mankind's basic emotion; angree

[@sambutton8494]

Ah yes, 'angree', the basic emotion of mankind.

[@auh4806]

Yes, i do angree

[@jason98760]

Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about limericks”

[@FelineBlue]

I was so fucking confused when I saw your avatar

[@AngstyPrinceswagnes]

whos the real one

[@FelineBlue]

@@AngstyPrinceswagnes neither of us

[@Endiepup]

“Thinking About Jumping Off A Bridge”

[@ploopyispro]

14:21 i like how he just replaces his keyboard after he destroys the other one lol

[@jackies.6211]

1:22 "published by activision" me: (screams in world of warcraft player)

[@juicestinleague5790]

Bro you should go to one of those “break rooms” where it’s just a room full of cheap dollar store glass plates and computers it also has weapons to tear the shit up

[@grippped1375]

Juicestin League but it’s just full of baby monkeys

[@sorrybootthat8655]

@@grippped1375 holy fuck

[@meggido8479]

I haven’t even started and I already know i am gonna have a stroke watching this

[@KEEGAN410]

It is tradition

[@jujutheegoat]

Yes

[@senadawr2099]

It is tradition

[@nareh7922]

You have 69 likes rn I don’t want to ruin it but just know that I like this comment

[@poogle9111]

as per usual

[@lizfoster8066]

I would love to see a video of you just trying to repair all of the stuff you’ve broken (keyboards, wiimotes, desks, etc.)

[@maemonster9154]

now, how many likes would it take for schlatt to do a full run of this game. At least 1st place once in every gamemode.

[@abraham3370]

It honestly scares me how schlatt goes from being calm, snaps and breaks the keyboard and then instantly snaps back to carefully installing a new keyboard. It resembles a serial killer.

[@vostroyanseventeenth]

Remember 1999?

[@Garbo_trashcan]

@@vostroyanseventeenth Bizarre Summer

[@vostroyanseventeenth]

@@Garbo_trashcan Where he committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place, but don't tell anyone!

[@lucius6020]

@@vostroyanseventeenth We dont speak of 1999... no one is to speak of that year...

[@vostroyanseventeenth]

@@lucius6020 Jschlatt didn't leave anyone alive to talk about it.

[@consumerofsoftproducts2943]

"Basic reading ability needed" They can't read how can they know Edit: why do all my comments on Jschlatt's videos get 1k+ likes they are trash comments

[@pocketlint4182]

idunno anymore yo. That’s fax.

[@ilikelamps1126]

Well if they don't then idunno anymore.

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

I'm sorry I don't know what your saying, I can't read.

[@regretfulcurve]

Sorry, I can't read.

[@im_justsb]

idunno anymore Read sorry can’t I

[@waterwaifu612]

I love how he never figured out that he was moving the controller to fast for the game to register

[@Joohyeahh]

14:05 when the spy from the team based shooter game (team fortress the 2nd) saps your sentry

[@DrX-dh6th]

schlatt: “these hippos bouta make me act up”

[@Olga-gs5lc]

Where did you get your profile picture from I keep seeing different variations of them everywhere

[@DrX-dh6th]

Sarah Sarah lego star wars video game though i was meaning to change it

[@brittneymcmillin5042]

The fact that he just has a replacement keyboard makes me wonder if that’s the only time he’s smashed one out of rage 😂

[@firstnamelast5437]

I'm assuming he has a pile just in case

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

It's not a replacement keyboard. He also has a old monitor. I think he has a old PC.

[@trackstar1337]

he’s a old pc fan, so he probably has a old ibm mechanical keyboard.

[@jschlattLIVE]

​@@trackstar1337 I swear by buckling spring keyboards. and yes, i do have a pile of replacements.

[@tonn4035]

@@jschlattLIVEhow do you fit so many under your desk?

[@reinblitz3967]

Tbh around 8:23 I was waiting for schlatt to trade places with the boots

[@ackthegreat6697]

Imagine being in a nuclear bunker for 40 years and this is the only game you managed to scavenge.

[@DanielSambar]

Whenever I think about monkeys, the first thought that shoots through my mind is “WHO’S TOES ARE THOSE?”

[@theoneandonlythe5th138]

Daniel Sambar WHOS THAT GREAT APE RIGHT THERE?

[@vulx]

Is it dinner time?!

[@krimsee8300]

OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOH OOH OOOOH

[@doormantdarner7815]

I like how everyone just thinks “oh no” to themselves every time before clicking on a Schlatt video.

[@Kupkake33]

Mhm yup

[@bandithm7784]

LITERALLY

[@memetoes8498]

It's usually not just a "Oh no" but a, "Oh fuck, oh holy shit, oh shit. Oh fuck. He uploaded a new video, oh fuck, oh no, oh holy no, please stop, oh shit." I mean it's just a thought, but I agree.

[@pyotar2256]

nope

[@immisive3333]

*oh no*

[@awesome4153]

Bro that tutorial was so good, when he said “Luigiiiiiiii” i felt that😔✊

[@sulli1381]

15:05 I laughed harder than I should've...

[@theredknight9314]

Bahahah

[@CasperSpencer]

He actually got the mutton chops I'm crying he looks like a 1840s suicidal poet

[@roloz00]

i fr thought he ate mutton chops for the first time. but when i saw he looked different, it hit me. bruh im still in shock

[@AdamsYoutubeAccount]

Civil War General lookin ass

[@x.connor.x5088]

shartedandpeepee I thought the same when he posted that tweet. I just wanna go in a corner an cry.

[@CasperSpencer]

Y'all really thought he was talking about food?? I already accepted doom when he was talking about getting muttonchops

[@emo6577]

I have a friend that had those mutton chops a couple years ago. It takes a certain kind of guy to have those

[@sarahharman9879]

Schlatt in community tab tomorrow: "thinking about iambic pantameters"

[@jjnn2]

thinking about captain kirk

[@Pear_chan]

Thinking about Hippo Divas

[@Sgtcygnus]

Can’t believe he absolutely slaughter that keyboard in front of my eyes

[@fatboofm8141]

7:53 is a beautiful scene when you just close your eyes and imagine

[@ASteadyForce]

I was expecting this to work for like, 5 seconds, but it just keeps on going

[@seafoam2190]

MuchPotato I am in bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.

[@rustyshade2971]

Seeing schlatt destroy that keyboard makes me start wondering if he actually killed someone

[@scarletD993]

Raluck T The mutton chop look he’s got going on really doesn’t help his case either

[@forestpill]

Thinking about not paying taxes since 2004

[@bobo8127]

He said he has, why would a man lie on the internet

[@rustyshade2971]

@@bobo8127 oh god oh frick

[@valentine4966]

when he said he killed someone in 1999, take that with a grain of salt

[@gab_gabriel7091]

Does Schlatt just keep a stack of keyboards under his desk in case he destroys the one on camera?

[@silcrow4045]

Yes

[@DihSoundsLikeDie]

He's prepared for the worst!

[@NoahClevinger]

And you're telling me you don't?

[@cobalt9000]

I have a bin in my closet with keyboards in it so I don’t break the one I’m using

[@blakee-hn2nh]

Nah he really likes keyboards

[@itscludy4117]

when he made the baby vid I can't imagine his neighbors reactions hearing him whisper "the baby's actually hanging" "The baby hung himself- HaHhHAhHHahHahHHhHah" This is so cool that jshlatt is literally one of the only KZbins who plays Wii and actually gets views

[@pistachiojelly]

I want a "how to be an e-bay scam artist" tutorial

[@smolbean5325]

This is the first time I've seen Schlatt like actually raging

[@ascendedcat260]

Baby raging

[@theTrevorluck]

You havent seen shit

[@sansgriffin6943]

Schlatt reminds me of my dad, very violent, hits hard and easy to rage because of his alcohol addiction

[@iancraig6981]

Will Wellsfry as he wears a Budweiser shirt

[@huxley_6031]

F

[@pajacas]

Haha, same

[@marmooz]

I can’t believe all of smptwt is getting offended over that diva hippo joke, twitter is so unbelievably sensitive sometimes wtf

[@abitheangel7753]

so true. so many whiny kids "oH yOu cAnT sAy tHat" for god sake, the man makes racist jokes, murder jokes and even 9/11 jokes but one rape joke is WAY too far. smh

[@petroll.02]

Really?

[@charlottegibson6148]

people on twitter are defending a fucking hippo now? oh my god

[@whydoitrystuff]

@@charlottegibson6148 a fictional hippo, mind you

[@kinmakin2180]

Pick up the coconut pick up the coconut *destroys keyboard with hammer* *dies inside*. That is why i love u schlatt

[@effie676]

schlatt loudly saying "HOWS IT GOIN BOYS" was the last thing I expected when i clicked this and i am now a little creeped out

[@noamchemla]

LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE I HAD TO REPLAY IT

[@mikemiester9726]

I give credit to schlatt’s wiki page who’s constantly updating “what they call him”

[@xantis2236]

Michael Font link this to me now

[@aidangibson274]

Xantis smplive.fandom.com/wiki/Jschlatt

[@rockyteeth]

I like how gay is just listed as one of them

[@immisive3333]

Aidan Gibson Lmao one nickname is just... *gay*

[@patrickbeloe8357]

His article is a good 3x longer than any others

[@goblinquest4734]

Munkey mischief hardens the soul

[@imaginareydecon9487]

13:05 imagine it as the hippo screaming

[@mr.cheesecake1623]

“Music make you lose control” guess that applies to him now

[@emilyking5283]

a p p l i e s

[@mr.cheesecake1623]

Emily King A P P L E

[@lamalonmon8625]

@@mr.cheesecake1623 P E N

[@sam4gaming135]

@@lamalonmon8625 I S

[@juliedillion3942]

@@lamalonmon8625 P I N E A P P L E

[@reflectedpuddle]

All I can imagine is schlatt having to clean all that up after the recording and it pains me on the inside

[@thederptor2571]

Imagine Schlatt just sweeping while whistling, whistle while you work.

[@therese294776]

I'm imagining him crawling back and forth across the floor in mute resignation, quietly picking up the scattered keycaps.

[@voidjpeg]

NOBODY IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MONKEY WITH THE KNIFE! 3:50

[@loganmatechuk777]

8:51 I simply don’t believe that this *F U C K S T I C K* is doin better than I can

[@harveycallinan1091]

That hammer was forced into that murder and he regrets being owned by schlatt every day he cries every night trying to forget what he has done but the pain never goes away

[@pythonl0rd584]

cool

[@joeyburgio6569]

thats so funny i almost laughed

[@yeebubba]

As we can see, the baby took its revenge and hung the Timbs. When Schlatt hung the baby and "killed it", it came back as a demon. I think the baby is gonna go straight for Schlatt next.

[@cultist_npc]

that or the ghost baby has started a drug cartel in schlatt's house

[@graeconnelly8973]

i love that jscat’s fanbase is so chaotic that we just create lore for every bit that he does

[@saladspoonn]

I saw him drink his soda and I skipped ahead ten seconds and the pure fear I felt watching him annihilate the keyboard is immeasurable.

[@Shawn-wv1co]

When will Shlatt find out that Logan was supposed to be female Carson

[@aidansmith1198]

Mans really recording while his shoes are committing suicide in the back

[@ATYeeT]

*he hanged boots*

[@aidansmith1198]

A.T YeeT oh yeah like that monkey from dora

[@lambrodini.-.7457]

reminds me of baby yuto

[@kieranr6703]

No one else is curious as to why Schlatt just has a hammer chilling right next to him? I mean I'm not judging, a man can have his kinks.

[@MisternaughtyGaming]

No that was probably the sledgehammer he used to kill seven kids in 1993

[@beenep5029]

Novet and the hostage he used

[@castafiorept7309]

He has a hammer for the same reason he has spare keyboards on hand of the same old keyboard.

[@Blue-jy4rf]

8:12

[@wifi_3543]

What about the shoes?

[@kjmill5268]

I can hear him dying inside every time he reads the instructions

[@cospaws8810]

8:01 Heart attack actually

[@Notchella1]

I like how Schlatt's keyboard is just one of those old keyboards you'd have in your IT rooms in secondary school, it's kinda half faded and a few keys have popped out

[@iJoenic]

A few? That’s not what the hammer said

[@zargus2312]

More than a few keys

[@kelthecow8428]

Yeah just a few, as usual

[@idkdude1118]

Every time jschlatt violently breaks something I'm still caught off guard

[@negative4361]

13:50 I felt that.

[@Gia1911Logous]

Dancing till you drop dead? May I remind you that this has actually happened in the past It's called the Dancing Plague of 1518, where reportedly 15 people were kicking the bucket each day at some point in the city of Strasbourg