The Xanax Quest

[@TheGBLN]

thank you for watching my gang members

[@snowie4176]

kiss me

[@sogy_toast242]

gotchu gang

[@abrahamlincoln4894]

Banger also I'm Early stay geeked

[@pappermcflapper5329]

Just tooted

[@basicgaming266]

🤯

[@meursault7030]

I've been clean for like 7 years, and you'd think I'd hate hearing these stories or have to avoid them, but I don't. They tread the fine line of remembering the often funny times that came with addiction whilst not glamourising them or making me nostalgic for my own wild years.

[@mikeyb817]

Same here I had to quit listening to them for like 3 months but once I realized I still be around my coworkers while they smoke I was like fuck it I'm watching goblin again been sober for almost a year but still watch and listen to all the smoker channels

[@coltvan7948]

I watch him so I don’t have to or want to try anything hard I just smoke mainly drink rarely and I like acid

[@josephcoleman3953]

Feel ya im California sober only smoke flower nowadays over a year clean off all other substances, still enjoy every story no matter what its about😂brings me back to some funny times

[@cake.1344]

Been off all my regular shit for about 6mo now, not because I cared it was bad for me but because I have shit to do in my life and it gets in the way, whenever I watch a gobby video like this it just fills me with anticipation for my next holiday when I can get back to chillin...

[@F8dr]

I’m right there with ya. 3 years off all that shit, still smokin but nothin else

[@pemauck]

The iv of water is a saline solution. It keeps you hydrated and keeps the iv line open and ready for whatever else needs to go in.

[@hitchiker7185]

Came here to say the same I've had 5 different saline infusions. Last one after a terrible eat infection and my entire body sweated profusely I was scared the nurse was and my mom was the only child one who got me ice water and dumped it on me and I drank the rest of ice water. Needless to say it was the nurses first day and the doc said all his years never seen saline IV cause that bad if sweating. LMAO everyone learned that day.

[@indigopsycho]

Also came to comment that they don't gaf about ppl having fresh air on their death beds. I work in that realm every day

[@deanpope2055]

I’ve had to have a saline bag quite a few times bc I was having vomiting episodes where I’d puke like 20 times in a row and get so dehydrated I’d be shaking. That shit SUCKED, wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. But the saline feels nice, it makes your body feel cool and once you start to feel it working it’s a huge relief

[@downsouth00]

But it’s not just water. Like you said it’s a saline solution to hydrate the pt bc nearly every pt in the hospital is dehydrated but they can’t overhydrate them with just water bc that can cause hypoosmolality.

[@PC_Simo]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@indigopsycho Yep. Apparently not. They’re just tweaking about pathogens, I guess 🦠. But still; wouldn’t the windows need to be cleaned and maintained, periodically; which would, obviously, require opening them 🤔? I mean; unless they’re *_ALL, LITERALLY, JUST SINGLE-PANE WINDOWS;_* I guess; and why would they be; considering, how cold Illinois is ❄️🥶? Even then; wouldn’t the sealants also need to have work to be done, one them, every now and then? 🤔😅

[@huemann7637]

I’m allergic to Xanax. Every time I take it I break out in handcuffs.

[@guydreamr]

Platinum

[@PC_Simo]

I’m allergic to getting turned into oatmeal. My mental health always suffers 😢.

[@ciraphim]

Goblin always comes in when you get faded

[@guwopramirez]

😂😂

[@beepdogthefrogbeepdogthefr856]

He always uploads when we are faded, but we are also always faded lol

[@gmailaccount880]

Saving the video for when I am

[@Keef_Wizard]

Friday evenings every week so yeah every time we are faded 😂

[@Theboyoking]

No cuz I’d just hit the penjamine a ton and here he is summoned from the KZbin algorithm

[@Sharmun.E]

That "Marvin your heart rate has dropped 50%" had me rolling😂❤

[@Vagoescritor777]

X2 😂😂😂

[@cIeetz]

this remind me of when this one custy I had this kid was in the hospital and I sold him a bunch of sleepers those red and blue capsules for those who know know. those things fuck you up. his nurse ended up finding them but im sure he got absolutely faded before that happened.

[@Sharmun.E]

@@cIeetz 🤣🤣🤣

[@grillin420bbq]

not only did you guys smoke in the hospital bathroom, you had the AUDACITY TO GO BACK AND FINISH THE BLUNT lmao. barred out gobby has no fear.

[@kaizen9231]

fucking hilarious

[@xMercz]

thats what happens when u get barred out 😂😂. i remember doing some of the dumbest shit 😂

[@fjduucudjdeididi287]

Lol could you imagine. They had to have known it probably reeked.

[@cynical8330]

Reminds me of that moment when you leave the weed sack in a porta potty across town because of the opioids in your system. No shot my cousin and I both did this on different occasions

[@-Cellar_Dweller-]

Absolutely zero fear

[@Phatballzinyoface420]

Does Goblin look like a young peter Griffin or am I trippin ..knew i wasn't tripping

[@mr.EatDatPuzzy445]

trippin

[@jamesscott2611]

that's mean....... but kinda true LMAOOO

[@YUNGKIEFMANE]

U trippin

[@wildusername78]

Naw Peter griffin just an unc goblin

[@Antrax625]

Goblin griffin

[@ScuffedToastTakesBongrips]

This intro is truly his final form he is now Cali Goblin 🔥🔥🔥

[@itsDESTINY810]

Fool this isn’t even my final form! 😂

[@valenpereze]

its so shit. all i wanted to hear was: WHAT IS UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN BOYS AND GIRLS...

[@realqg23]

@@valenpereze2015 ahh intro fr😂

[@rugsbaby]

That is a Xanax play for sure. My best friend smoked a cigarette in my bedroom once at 2am “I do this all the time bro” I’ll never forget that

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

Lmfao

[@jack-nq7vr]

Goblin a straight homie, travelling that far to deliver the goods. Bro is a friend you want to keep around

[@Kenpachi4207]

Hoot and Holler if thou wilt.

[@corsairfrosty]

tis may say; the hoot is hollering.

[@AR-hw9zi]

@@corsairfrostythe hoot giveth and the hoot taketh

[@jamesscott2611]

Another xanax for thy lady?

[@freddykneechi1649]

The of law hooting and Hollering

[@blakepetersen]

I do believe I shalt.

[@jakew3495]

I won't lie I really have no idea how after so many years he still has stories to tell

[@mommysmistake]

Probably bullshit

[@ryanmanley5105]

Bro the ending ! 😂😂😂I ain’t even think to ask if the Xanax was bad to mix with the medicine from the doc 😵😂😂😂

[@lewisisdaman]

Luckily benzos are only contraindicated with other depressant type drugs like alcohol, opioids, barbiturates etc. Unless his bro was on pain killers or any other sedating stuff then he should be ok. But yes always best to check these things 😂. Better safe than sorry!

[@jqpser437]

been sober for months, sick asf with a fever, can’t fall asleep, and goblin delivers

[@colten1046]

Gobby, he was probably hooked to normal saline (aka salty water.) This normal saline keeps IVs and Veins open and clear of clotting blood. Thanks for the video homie!

[@tombingus3984]

"I could twist up a swisher in like several minutes" One of the reasons I relate to Goblin is after years of smoking weed, he's clearly awful at rolling. 😂

[@haidenthewanderer4429]

Have you ever tried to roll on Xanax you never gone peral it

[@Tesseract-e1o]

Wow you relate to a drug addict! 😱, what a loser.

[@Psilomuscimol]

I roll blunts very good. I take my time rolling because I enjoy it and it calms me. So I have lots of practice with blunts. But joints aren't fun for me so I use tools to make raw cones to stuff

[@slimejumper7176]

Stop doing em Xanax smokeweed 🌲🍃

[@jamesscott2611]

Na bro xanax is 2 good iv been taking em for 5 years and damage is already done

[@aikidoboy999]

@@jamesscott2611I’m on 6 3.5mg bars and a eddy

[@ajay1600s]

@@jamesscott2611 your life is over lol

[@Eternal1nstant]

I do weed and smoke xanax

[@irisdaniels2318]

goblin quit xanax a long time ago now 😭

[@okageshawty9946]

Xanax might be the downer that puts you on most missions you never just pop a bar

[@KingcoleIIV]

I always called them memory erasers.

[@fastfarari]

Babe wake up, new goblin lore dropped

[@devinloew7681]

As written

[@TheWilliamsmith15]

Goblin's Xan adventures are hands down my favorite stories he shares

[@jamesscott2611]

Fr I wish I could find some rc benzos

[@TheWilliamsmith15]

@@jamesscott2611 same dude i need a new xan plug, i had some pressed hulks though not too long ago

[@axlprz11]

his molly stories are a close second

[@KillaZilla99]

@@jamesscott2611why would u want those bro 😂

[@rockR-f7b]

@@jamesscott2611man what

[@sumairi5005]

Dropped at 4:20 what a banger

[@bradizfrmda218]

6:20 for me

[@alfiepenny]

bruh it’s 11:41 rn in england

[@jetsimonyolo5437]

19h20 in Montreal ⚜️

[@SKETCH333]

fax in cali 😭🙏🏼

[@parkersherwood3045]

Like 7:30

[@TheWilliamsmith15]

"The GobCast" is a fire name for a podcast

[@camdenbelanger7930]

new intro goes hard, perfect timing gob🙏🏼

[@Dmak_X]

I’ve literally been subscribed for almost 9 years now. Love you goblin you’re the absolute shit bro.

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Yes, they will give you just a water IV. Well, its got some salt in it too to keep your electrolytes in balance. The bag will be marked "saline." Its an automatic cure for a hangover or dehydration/heat exhaustion too.

[@LFLucifear]

its crazy pissing so much without drinking a drop

[@TommyHaimakainen-sm4rb]

Nice to see you shine i last watched you like 5years ago when i was ON LEVEL 11 OF BEING EFFED UP now trying my best to just take my medicine. And i have a similiar condition going on.

[@Painagon]

Xanax has always been and always will be a very slippery slope, stay safe yall! W videoington gobby

[@Handletoncity]

Bangerton city 💥

[@Dysoma]

I fell 2 stories out of my attic and broke my arm, fractured my back, pelvis, ribs and bruised my lungs. These videos lift my spirits and give me something else to think about other than the pain I am in

[@anandchundi6805]

bro wtf were you doing in your attic? Goon shit lol I hope you weren't trying to fix something

[@stogiesarchives]

Hope you feel better man, that’s brutal !

[@stu_0618]

Yo how you doing now man?

[@Dysoma]

@@stu_0618 7 months later I have full use of my body with some arm and hip limitations but essentially back to normal but with pain still.

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

I just got out of the hospital a week ago and Goblin uploads a hospital story. Life is a simulation lowkey 😂

[@danieldrain7391]

Dude same i had a reaction to dxm i was like i wish i had a homie like gob to visit me in the hospital lol

[@Phobia-dw6zy]

Posted this as soon as I sat down to eat

[@jadedcaribou]

Was just rewatching old gob uploads, man's never fails with the perfect timing

[@ganjamanjohnson]

I FUCKSS WITH THE NEW INTROOOO. such perfect timing. Amazing video gobby

[@wesendhits]

“Just drink some water dawg” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wealthcentral722]

Marvins room is crazy

[@Dapperdopper]

Cups of the rosé

[@megastorm0971]

😭😭😭istg

[@squire8962]

Been watching since 2018-19, wow man 75k views in 24 hours very proud of you my man its nice to see you’ve made it

[@lilclos]

lmao I'm always excited for a goblin video

[@logcib293]

I love how goblin always makes these realizations about things at the end of his stories. Shits mad funny

[@prodKaydee]

Goblin dropped,finished a couple songs off work, AND the direct deposit just hit🥷 10/10 FUCKING TIMING ‼️

[@buranopeach5245]

Goblin is such a natural comedian. I swear he doesn't even realise how funny he is

[@robby4770]

When goblin comes in with the random moments of mature thoughts I get a weird existential dread

[@badbella88]

Yes the water one is basically water but usually with salts and or minerals for you. You also have one with every nutrient you need (in case you cannot eat) so you won’t starve.

[@ThomasJay723]

The dude in the hospital itchin ‘ in the bed yelling to nurses “ on dead homies gimme a perc “ to the nursing staff 👩‍⚕️ 👨‍⚕️ 🏥 💊

[@Lohmeier54]

That was probably one of the best intros I've ever seen

[@Lohmeier54]

@JamesJohn-tf7zs naw

[@SKETCH333]

gobby a real g for comin thru 4 his homie in the hospital

[@PayterX]

It's routine to run "normal saline" (water, no medications) through patient's IVs while they are in the hospital. It keeps the "line" clean and opened.

[@logieagogie]

Goblin Brings so much joy to my heart

[@chrismartin6247]

5:47 cups of the rose, bitches in my old phone 🗣 hoot and holler as always Gobby 🙌🐐

[@ryangonzales8260]

idk how i feel about the intro, it feels weird not hearing the “what is up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s ya boy goblin, and today we’re comin in with a hoot n a holler, a true banger if you will” right out the bat when pressing play on the video 😭 but we’ll see maybe it’ll grow on me

[@Toxic8arbarian]

This man is devious bro 😭 you never disappoint gobby. I genuinely can’t stop laughing thinking about you two off the bars debating how to smoke a blunt in the hospital.

[@affff950]

My boy goblin at it again

[@affff950]

Intro already fire

[@bobthebuilder1360]

Ur firsttttt

[@hobeone1192]

I was on a "Xanx Quest" 12 years ago and I completely forgot wtf I did and woke up with 5 random candy bars in my pocket and a ripped up deck of playing cards...

[@parentfake306]

Of course your car was illegal for like 3 different reasons

[@grahamlrc2305]

Dude gobby, that’s real shit.. I’ve been out my parents house for like, 3 years or so now and the relationship has mended tremendously! Granted, I’ve done a lot of work on myself and am now what they consider to be successful but ayyeee. You really hit the nail on the head with that one.

[@Hightiedisland]

Love the new intro, gobcast was fire too loved the first official ep

[@rexobrien509]

I’m no doctor but when I was in the hospital, they put me on a liquid IV which was just water but it makes you feel better and it’s puts the liquid directly into your bloodstream I think. But much love @gblin always a pleasure watching these videos :) 🎉🎉

[@iminyourhousebro]

Not a drake fan at all but lmao 🤣 5:47

[@jasonsellon4270]

Holy shit been a minute since I’ve seen an ad on one of ur vids congrats bro!

[@jou6603]

Off 1250mg edibles delta munchies I’m smacked

[@tyskii757]

i been watching for like 3 years now, did drugs watching the vids , freaking out on drugs tripping too hard seeing of goblin went through the same thing, Took pressed Xans, came here for all the information i needed, thank you for everything man you keep us more safe than what you think

[@icespiceflag]

i love you goblin 😻

[@theponyisday]

“I figure he prolly should have asked himself, idk… wow. yeah this …. Alright” 😂😂😂

[@spacehvh]

its actually crazy how much you've grown in the past few years, in a weird way its kind of like watching your child grow up LOL

[@jBugYT]

this video rejuvenated my crippling addiction for goblin videos

[@FinUgShiet]

8:10 They give you 90% of the time 0.9% salt water. Saline (medicine) Saline (also known as saline solution) is a mixture of sodium chloride (salt) and water. It has a number of uses in medicine including cleaning wounds, removal and storage of contact lenses, and help with dry eyes. By injection into a vein, it is used to treat dehydration such as that from gastroenteritis and diabetic ketoacidosis. Large amounts may result in fluid overload, swelling, acidosis, and high blood sodium. In those with long-standing low blood sodium, excessive use may result in osmotic demyelination syndrome. Saline is in the crystalloid family of medications. It is most commonly used as a sterile 9 g of salt per litre (0.9%) solution, known as normal saline. Higher and lower concentrations may also occasionally be used. Saline is acidic, with a pH of 5.5 (due mainly to dissolved carbon dioxide).

[@IMDEADnah]

back to my stoner roots blaze up with me my guy! this hits for you, good work. be proud of yourself.

[@officialshroomie]

love listening to goblins stories at work on my lunch break

[@csaelite2399]

with any fan in an enclosed room, you gotta unblock the bottom of the door. as long as the fan is moving, it will pull all the air into the room and not allow any to escape except for through the fan

[@austinmaclean801]

The epiphany you had at the end was fuggin hilarious 😂

[@modernsaints7881]

“ do they hook u up to just water “ 😂😂

[@Oregonlottoscratcher]

Goblin coming through with a banger that’s goblin love the content off a muscle relaxer rn chilling

[@Oregonlottoscratcher]

Thanks I meant

[@Cyppress]

Been here since 25K, keep it up g i love ya

[@me-ld2gq]

Bruh i legit cant smoke alone at home without these stories i love ya gobbo

[@spyro6990]

21:35 has to be the funniest and most real thing gob said weed and a lighter is the real American essentials to survival lmao 😂

[@KidCypherTV]

why is no one talking about that fire ass intro? thats some HEAT bro

[@Belfast_-we4dk]

bros got the intro now he’s official! Big ups Gob much love

[@quintinmcadams5866]

Lmao you’re 100% correct about how moving out heals that parent relationship quick 😂

[@KariGrafton]

Windows not opening in a hospital is a pretty common thing now, it's an infection control measure. There's probably other reasons, but that's what I know from my area.

[@Paisles]

“Dude Im really chilling rn” 😭😂💀💀💀

[@rhys853]

😂😂😂 he unhooked himself fron water , igz its water”😂😂😂

[@dialga236]

thank you gobby, just what i needed to finish out my day at work before i get faded 🙏🙏🙏

[@nikolasmaes99]

It's so awesome and liberating to hear someone talk about drug abuse without any filter or shame. Keep it up bro :D

[@matchesarefun]

The IV was probably just a banana bag, basically water with electrolytes. Had a few of them myself when I've passed out working in the summer

[@jakegolston1610]

Local EX drug addict EMT here, that IV is saline solution or lactated ringers used to hydrate the body and increase blood flow

[@MikeOxhard69420]

Always a good sesh when there's a new gob vid

[@completefemboyr.n.g1308]

Coming in clutch gob! I hope you are in a good headspace my guy!!

[@clipsconfidential]

i’ve been watching for 4 years and seeing an intro is so weird 😂 it’s fire tho

[@doubletaco]

i really hope you have a hoot and a holler making these thumbnails because holy fuck this one sent me on a laughter sidequest

[@GooglieYT]

Stupendous timing as usually gobby🙏

[@okFaithless]

Love the new intro 🔥

[@JTRipper420]

Bro, it’s late as hell and I’m crossed as hell, and this shit gotta so damn lit, thanks goblin this a great time .

[@iStarlit]

It was probably a iv drip which is essentially water but medical form. It tends to have water electrolytes like sodium and sometimes glucose. It's to keep people hydrated, some times especially after surgeries you might have to stay hooked up to it just to make sure you are getting enough fluids to actually keep you hydrated. Also yeah most hospital windows do not open for multiple reasons Chance of infection for the people weakened immune system, chance of suicides, escapes, or accidental falls usually.

[@siorsells]

Most impeccable timing yet 🙏

[@person9473]

This is my favorite goblin thumbnail because it combines two of my favorite things. Xanax And the lord of the rings

[@skystar5149]

My brain trying to figure out if Goblins trying to say Bold or Balled😵‍💫😂

[@blakehelton8507]

Lmao basic IV bags are filled with Saline (water with the same % of salt in it as the water in our body). He probably thought it was water because they told him it's to keep him hydrated.

[@user-bs1tv8kf9h]

Currently listening to this on my way to the plugs crib to get sum 30’s Immaculate timing Mr Gob

[@PinkTris]

Buddy said sufficiently barred out 🤣🤣🤣

[@AkiratheDeerDog]

goblin always comin in with the bangers right as i get faded

[@HeiressEllie]

IV bags are usually water and some salt/potassium keeps you hydrated without them having to come bring everyone a cup of water every hour.