The Xbox One Press Release -Break Your Kinect

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Confirmed: Used games are playable, but only at a publishers discretion and only from "participating retailers"
Confirmed: Xbox Kinect can be turned off, but no
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[@tristanmagni9883]

How the hell did I miss this one lmao "IT THINKS I AM MY COUCH"

[@aidanh5090]

Matteo ur fat

[@kristoferkoessel4354]

Ikr gold

[@iJoshDG]

BOOGIE YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST HUMAN BEING WHO EVER EXISTED I LOVE YOU

[@masonmize9086]

I know

[@patricknaramore8045]

this is my first time seeing this video and im literally in tears laughing "DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEEEEE"

[@Stavesacre28]

This dude is hilarious!

[@thisis4cancer09]

Ik right

[@moediggity8797]

Still one of my favorite francis videos.

[@ANKERZZz]

Same aha xD

[@ElEsJuan-wn3pl]

“DEW YOU SEW WHAT I SEE???” Drops weights on it lmao 😂😂 Still funny in 2017-2018 lol

[@SlowifyReverb]

Still funny in 2022 😂

[@joku-san5826]

@@SlowifyReverb agreed

[@vegetaocelot]

I almost pissed myself when he said, "IT THOUGHT I WAS MY COUCH!!!" oh god I'm dying!!!!!

[@garrycotton7094]

0:35 - I fucking lost it.

[@hammidborougerdi3849]

Hilarious! I was laughing throughout the video, but went hysterical when you slammed the Kinect on the desk, then nearly passed out when you used the hammer and nearly pissed my pants when you brought out the dumbbell. Loved this video!

[@thomasmessina1977]

It keeps thinking I'm the couch do you see what I see 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@TheAdditionalPylons]

They couldn't wait until E3 to BLOW THEIR LOAD!!!!!!!

[@jvondd]

"TV, sports! TV, sports! TV, TV, TV, sports!" Oh, that made me laugh!

[@studmuffin3264]

"IT THOUGHT I WAS MY FUCKING COUCH"!! HAHAHAHA Francis is too funy

[@dannyayala64]

this guy is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@purelsdd319]

LOL I PISSED MYSELF AT 4:00

[@djbentendo3929]

The couch bit had me laughing but it was the camera shaking with each slam of the Kinect that I lost it. I've never seen anger visualized so well.

[@brichardsfourty]

boogie 2988 we all love you you make us laugh so so much keep up the awesome work MLL&HRT SFFS81 ;)

[@ukmopsteruk]

This has made my day. I was pissing myself laughing to this. I know it's a guilty pleasure but your pain made me happy, not to sound to sadistic. I was annoyed about the Xbox 1 (regardless the fact that I had no intention to buying one prior it's announcement), but nowhere as bad as this. Keep up the entertaining post :)

[@RileyBurgers]

It thought I was a couch XD

[@unstablemolecul]

i don't want this piece of crap!i don't want this piece of crap!i don't want this office of CRAP!!!!! XD

[@300otterclancats]

I died of laughter today...

[@BringMeTheEmpire]

You are my hero.

[@ae86manny]

the ending was so hilarious, love you boogie.

[@nicholastaiariol2631]

"I bet this dude doesn't have 1 piece of exercise equipment" *gets to 4:15 *

[@ramone2185]

For the few who didn't notice, this video was posted on JUNE 6th. June people.

[@akirayammato7468]

High and mighty francis destroying the world

[@Over10000MPH]

That is one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever heard. "my kinect thinks I'm my couch cause I'm fat!"

[@Shadohz75]

You know his tantrums for started when his parents tried to make him eat vegetables.

[@CaptainKronk]

I’m just going to buy a dell Prebuild for like 200$ and throw a rx 560

[@deivuuk]

Looking back at this now, 2.5 years on. WTH were Microsoft thinking?

[@akiriki97]

Back then, they were like, "Man, I can't believe we kicked some ass with the Xbox 360! Let's try fascism...!" ......It still blows my mind that they thought it was going to work...

[@mangie22]

" One time I was moving and it told me to move my couch. IM MY COUCH! It thought I was my f*cking couch!" rofl hahahahaha

[@zackearly1611]

They trout he was a couch haha hahaha haha

[@samljer]

this is the reason he has views "The Xbox One Press Release -Break Your Kinect "

[@alicaljungberg3742]

Francis, you have to move your couch to make it work

[@dylanmichael9507]

IT THOUGHT I WAs MY COUCH😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDaxynn1]

"DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE" xD

[@akirayammato7468]

DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE I SEE YOUR HAVING A RODEO AND RAGEING UP A STORM

[@Roselle12Shonte]

His face at 3:44 lmfao IM CRYING IN LAUGHTER !!!

[@Zanithos]

The part where kinect thought he was the couch made laugh so hard I almost fell down! This is the best thing I have seen all day!

[@Vox-Admirationis]

you do realize that he is acting as a character he created called Francis

[@chuckdiesel33]

"It thought I was my fucking couch!!" lmao

[@akirayammato7468]

Ok cowboy calm down having a rodeo

[@fantomforces]

What are you doing Dave? Don't do this Dave....Daisy Daisy...

[@cikick]

Couldn't stop laughing when he got the hammer, and when he used the weights I almost died! XD

[@fernleavy3729]

Please don't be mean to boggie

[@godhimselfowns]

This is the first video I have ever watched of this guy. Sooo fucking hilarious.

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

Just type in "the xbox one press" into the search bar and this is the auto fill it'll give you this video XD

[@LucidLivingLL]

"it doessssssnt work" dude stop spitting at me

[@DanGessner]

Francis, the kinect hunter

[@akirayammato7468]

Nise beat tho if you know what I mean

[@SUPERLINKX2]

IT THOUGHT I WAS MY FUCKING COUCH!

[@AgentHEKTAH]

somebody give him his cheese puffs... I have both consoles: Fuck Xbox ONE

[@originaltubebry]

We need someone to do a 'I don't want this piece of crap' remix!

[@c0wboys4life]

"It keeps thinking im my couch cuz im fat" LOL Holy shit this man got me over here in crying laughing so hard...if Cartman grew up to be a grown ass man i would picture him as Francis xD

[@Borderlands808]

Holy fuck! Lol!! I learned the kinect IS good for something........ testing hammers on it and see what. That was worth 15 dollars.

[@sangieredwolf]

Silly we don't have people "in the army" we have people sitting in the US flying remote control bomb-firing planes with an Xbox controller.

[@leadhead54]

I was waiting for him to heel over and pass out.

[@obsidiansands]

It's more fun to debate & discuss w/o all the mudslinging... tho there are times some people can just hit the right buttons I guess. And yep, no COD fanboyism here. As fun as it is for some people here, it just doesn't hold enough of my interest when the Basic premise is always "shoot, shoot, reload, shoot, die, respawn, shoot, shoot, etc". Cussing is too easy to use as an insult, no inventiveness. My ex could make NICE words sound worse than any cuss when pissed while you're at ground zero. =P

[@obsidiansands]

I saw. There are some things he mentioned that annoyed me. While he does a few good points, some people (one of who supposedly studied business) also made responses to his used games vid that do more than tell one side of the story. It's not that easy as he'd like to think when other factors come into play. We'll see what the future holds, devs can be greedy as well tho. The mid/lower class customers can get ripped off from the main company even w/o the used games excuse. I no like COD, btw. :)

[@Baleur]

God it's like watching the real life Carman. I....... i should be annoyed as hell, i should hate this video. But..... but i think i love you. You bring up good points everyone is thinking, and you don't give a shit about expressing your real fucking anger about it with actual words and reasoning for why you feel that way. Fuck, i thought this would be awful after the first 10 seconds, but you got a new subscriber.

[@MrCatbuttgum]

Its alright francis, its over now. Nobody likes to being called a sofa.

[@radardagoat_6527]

This by far the best boogie rage

[@TheSanctusNex]

Finally! Francis has stuck it to the XBone! 360's kinect was evil and now they plan to give it more power?! I bet microsoft is trying for world domination. Destroy the Kinects!!! Also, I make videos! The best part?! THEY ARNT ON XBOX! Come check them out!

[@Poodleinacan]

Not to be rude or anything... But don't blame the Xbox for taking you as your couch... ... On another subject... That was pretty intense.

[@DerpyNoodIe]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That was so freakn hilarious!!!! xD I couldn't stop laughing! Boogie, you are awesome!!!

[@oudenx6345]

8 years later, still re-watching these. Timeless

[@strike1977]

Well if he wants to perform like that on this medium he needs to expect some criticism. As for myself I wouldnt want to show off my behaviour like that on the internet .. Acting or Not Acting!

[@kandex]

That kinect is not durable at all. considering the surface and the movement of the table you can obviously see that the table reduces the amount of force on the object by elastic movement of the plastic table. if you smashed with a hammer on the ground it would be broken in 1 or 2 good hits. btw needing a camera + 24h check-in on xbox seems like big brother is watching you. I don't trust this at all. I'm going back to my gameboy to play some tetris.

[@acolem]

You want to know some "always online" PC programs? Diablo 3, SimCity 3. Now look those up and tell me how they are making my experience better. A major complaint both had was that you always had to be online. Playing a single player game and the internet slows? Lost progress. Also, PCs don't need internet, they just lose some functionality that is associated with them if they don't have it. You could use a PC without internet forever, but you would need to buy games on discs, like Xbox.

[@notthere83]

Hahaha I loved the ending. I get the urge to do that every time I pass by a fucking CCTV camera. And actually, I am apparently not the only one feeling like this. Because guess what? People don't like the feeling of being watched all the time. But I suppose it's all just a transition phase. The kids growing up now have had cameras in their public transit, streets, really ANY public area and now coming to their homes as well. What's one more camera...

[@legitopossum]

He can't even break his kinect without the assistance of a hammer. Ha.

[@WhiteslashblackMan]

to be honest (not offensive - so fan of boogie dont attack me for my comment - im a fan aswell... but...) boogie isnt really the person to talk about the kinect. I know a lot of people who enjoy dance games on it - but i dont think dance is boogie's sort of thing - dispite his youtube name being "boogie".

[@darianechevarria1109]

1:07 Confirmed

[@Mollifier16616111]

I was trying to find out what would happen if I smashed an Xbox One kinect and jizzed in the lens hole. would the xbox still work? guess what I dont fucking care cuz im not getting one. Im gunna do exactly what they want me to do and buy a PS4. I feel like a sheep

[@elementmaniac]

I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

[@ryuknightofflame]

Damn! That kinect is STURDY! I wonder if it would survive a nuke...like a cocroach...it, apparently, is as hard to get rid of it as it is a cocroach infestation.

[@yonatanmakara6856]

Dawm he took forever to break it or didnt even broke it. But i wont get it for a long time cuz fable anniversity is comming out for xbox 360. That be enough for me till Fable legends comes out. But i doubt xbox one will last that long.

[@assaltmaster89]

hay racsmodcoms you do reaolize this is not the real him right this is a charictor he made up for intertaning ppl the real him is called boogi look up boogi same person but it's the real him this guy is a good actor and youtube pays him for it

[@radardagoat_6527]

I’ll be your friend boogie

[@celex321]

"But what if it doesn't work for me because it thinks I'm my coach because I'm fat! It it doesen't work for me I don't wanna own one..." That is a very good and very funny point! Roflmao!!!!

[@BoxierPower]

Hammer time

[@hawkeyeBLS]

I dont want to loose my gamer profile/score. I have recently invested in a decent gaming PC as well so I am distancing myself from the whole 'console war' a bit.

[@MrFoo22]

"I don't want this piece of crap! I don't want this piece of crap! I don't want this piece of crap! I don't want this piece of CRAP!"

[@JoshChecksOut]

Microsoft with xbox1 in a nutshell: "We've got tv, sports and tons of kinect!" Average Gamer: "What about the games microsoft?" Microsofts reply: "...did we mention tons of kinect!"

[@thomaswille3294]

It really is official, video games are the new crack and Microsoft is the dealer. Lol. I am afraid to give people change on the street since they might save up to buy an xbox one.

[@MrOwl86]

What symbolism! Crushing a gaming device with a weight...foreshadowing much?

[@kai0687]

That escalated quickly...

[@sayfaofy9700]

Hi you crazy breaking your Kinect but I can fell that it shit because I payed £120 and cant even use it so I cant wait use Xbox One its much better Version Kinect 2.0

[@DonJohn87_YT]

Man I'm genuinely scared for the well-being of the Yeti :P XBone isn't appealing at all, ps4 seems a lot better, unless you just MUST HAVE some XBone exclusives...

[@Xanophalgue]

Xbox one: For people who would rather give up their freedoms for just one more game.

[@barryfitzgerald8662]

DO YOU SEE WHAT I SCHEEEEEEEEE

[@COFFEE_WEEB]

3:30 hahahaha 3:40 haha...ha..haha 3:45 ha...ha... 3:50 ha...wait wat 3:55 oh god he's actually killing it 4:00 FRANCIS STOP YOU'RE KILLING HER STOP PLEASE STOP

[@TheBastered]

up to 10 members families? NO I have fucking freaking lots of them! EVERYONE KILL FUCKING XBOX *pick up Gatling gun* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!

[@TPQ1980]

See, the Kinect got fatty doing some exercise! A victory for micro$haft! Swinging that hammer was the most calories fatty has burned in years! Good job Kinect!

[@Daniel-mb5ih]

great video boogie. you gave the kinect exactaly what ever single kinect and the new one should get. its what kileed the xbox one. not the drm. the kinect. beouse of the kinect thay made it less powerfull than waht it should have been

[@kvnlbrks]

Maybe you should use those weights then you wouldn't be mistaken for a couch.

[@alexeiniven6271]

I Can't see why they would think your a couch at all ;) what do you do all day when your not yelling at your camera you know what i think if you keep raging out like this your gonna pop a blood vessel also if it pisses you off so much then dont look at it or get a ps4

[@heavymetalrules4eva]

for everyone that is wondering if you need the kinect to play any games you dont need it all but you have to set it up at the same time as the console and you can turn it off in the settings area but me personally i find it useful especially the voice commands like turn off go to tv or answer skype call just using voice commands makes it easier

[@notamuffin]

This guy is fucking awesome, a true inspiration :)

[@PipleKlo]

Are you frigging silly. I have a custom built fricken PC it has windows 7 but WINDOWS DID NOT ACTUALLY MAKE MY COMPUTER!