49. The Sweet Cream of Justice | The Always Sunny Podcast

[@turbophat]

Rob at the airport: "You came at me and I gave it back to you hard". That's classic Mac. 😂

[@hithere4719]

“I WILL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE!”

[@Neyshtradamus]

Vic Vinegar vibes

[@Stylz.]

@@Neyshtradamusyesss😂😂 that’s feels so accurate to what he was describing

[@luurchify]

​@@hithere4719IVE HAD MILK! IVE HAD PLENTY OF MILK! I HAVE HAD MILK WITH YOUR MOM DUDE!!!!!

[@erick5704]

“Cream with no justice is just curdled milk” is the greatest line in history

[@thecompanioncube4211]

Charlie a goddamn genius. The nuggets of gold he drops on the spots is just pure magic

[@cerveza1009]

Rob Justice constantly monitoring the scales of justice wherever he goes. Good man.

[@professorpancakes6545]

Rob Justice!! The only real superhero.

[@urosmarjanovic663]

@@professorpancakes6545 Vic Vinegar through the day, Rob Justice through the night!

[@kjartanmagnusson3883]

Rob justice's cream is not the one we deserve but the one we need

[@XekTOr89]

The hero we don't deserve.

[@MPHswayze]

Rob Justice in a sick duster

[@user-gd8xm3eb9t]

I could listen to Rob Justice stories all day man. Besides being a great story teller, I love how socially aware he is and also how interested he is in social/cultural dynamics, really engaging to listen to.

[@nGUNNARp]

it should be a show...sorta like curb your enthusiasm

[@discoverneweyes]

Socially antisocial.

[@hazelgreenxoxo]

saaaame. cos i am basically the rob justice in my life, and I feel seen

[@anderselvaker]

The incredible duo of “Rob Justice & Kaitlin Context” modern day superheroes 😃

[@rocko7711]

😂🤣🤩

[@jvince001]

Lmfao kaitlin context

[@Mikester88]

Literally was just about to post the same thing, you beat me to the punch! 😄

[@olevia4942]

Would be a hilarious comic

[@Wertsir]

When their forces combine with the Trashman, Golden God and Dayman they become _The Rob Justice League!_

[@carolyncz33]

As someone who grew up with a father that had anger issues, it makes me really happy that Rob is aware of his temper but also makes the effort to check in with his kids about the situation. I wonder how many memories wouldn’t have been so scarring had my dad processed it with me afterward.

[@lilo04]

I feel the exact same way. I understand that someone can lose their temper but the fact that he talks it through with his kids afterwards is such a mature way of handling it. All my respect to Rob.

[@gianttoothpick5478]

idk if its because my dad beat every women in front of me , but i learned to be the funny guy in class until i got a call home and got beat up as if i was in fight club lmao mommas boy for life

[@jasonmorrell148]

Lmao Glenn nailed that photo pose from VF. You can tell he spent a lot of time looking at it hahaha

[@krzysztof8196]

Charlie's 'you gotta lean into more like ghoul characters' made me instantly reach for the like button haha

[@BubbleGumPlant]

That’s what Glenn looks like after starving himself for 2 weeks to fit in that tux.

[@San98520]

Thats what his soul looks like

[@_WeDontKnow_]

man somehow looks younger and healthier just casually coming into work and sitting in a podcast chair 😂

[@Chewbarta]

Honestly I love how relatable it feels.

[@kylespevak6781]

I honestly love hearing Rob's thoughtfulness as a parent and how he does the post-processing to any could be traumatic event for his children. Ace parenting

[@CERTAIND00M]

Yeah, I get the sense that Rob is an exceptionally good dad.

[@latenightchillin]

We need a tour of Glenn's cats house

[@jaffrojones4269]

The cat's half house.

[@O1d1rty]

@@jaffrojones4269 9/10 this cats house is bigger then both ours combined

[@goodfish4856]

Oh god. Cat episode! With Charlie hosting!

[@O1d1rty]

@@goodfish4856 return of agent jack baurer

[@mikeispwnsome]

@@goodfish4856 ❤

[@stevea1236]

Meghan cracking up at Charlies bread joke while saying "Oh Charlie!" was straight up adorable.

[@ThePeanutGiant]

Didnt even reach that part yet, but upvoted cuz it definitely is. Lol

[@jebus456]

I couldn't agree more.

[@metaforically]

@@ThePeanutGiant perfect way to watch videos on KZbin!

[@kobiianardo]

49:38 for the Megacreeps

[@yonasegeleta9833]

cuter than advertized

[@m.a.b.4104]

Charlie nails it again, 'The Sweet cream of Justice is the sweetest cream of all!'😂😂😂

[@Red_Eyed]

Lol. Charlie is fucking hilarious.

[@thomasparra18]

Nailed it. Great call..

[@wesleybrown856]

i love how i’m just finding out megan has an emmy. shows how humble she is! i love how relatable they all are in real life. other than the whole emmy party story 😭

[@jonbaxter2254]

As an Englishman, the rage of Rob's story dealing with the French makes me smile and nod.

[@ThePeanutGiant]

What do you think is the cause of their behavior?

[@pwnageprata]

@@ThePeanutGiant a long history of surrendering

[@nGUNNARp]

@@ThePeanutGiant tbh, I know on this show they mention that it's just the France French, but here in Canada the French Canadians have a reputation of being extremely horrible to all non French as well, especially to non white immigrants to Quebec.

[@tdslywka]

@@nGUNNARp not an expert in any sense but all of the French Canadians that lived in my town over the years just seemed to look down on everyone else. And ive known 5. So once again. No expert. But it's 5/5 lol. Maybe cause they know two languages? Never figured it out.

[@asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791]

English Mang

[@alainart]

After hearing about Charlie loving writing Dennis I’d love to hear more about who likes writing who/what and why

[@kaycook5031]

Ditto!

[@cottontail5109]

@@kaycook5031 Double Ditto

[@1610a72c07]

The cream always rises to the top. And Rob was ready to show that french lady the white hot cream of an angry adult man from Philly🤣

[@vsezaye]

In form of a tasty cream pie, maybe even for her little kids, they love it!

[@JR-rz1br]

Turns out it was fight milk.

[@cheesecake134]

Petition for them to use “hot white cream of an angry adult man from Philly” on the show now.

[@Scynthor]

@@cheesecake134 It was a reference to a similar joke they already made in the dance episode

[@cheesecake134]

@@Scynthor Yes exactly, which is why I want them to do the callback.

[@christianD12]

Rob Justice and Kaitlin Kontext is a dynamic duo we all need

[@calebmarkham2378]

Charlie’s subtle “lean into that” talking about Glenn leaning over and looking ghoulish kills me ahaha

[@rickkarrer8370]

The best part of these guys is how they riff off each other, add to it, elevate everything, and all laugh at it. They don't seem like they ever try to outdo each other, they just collaborate and make each other better, while having fun. Makes sense why the show has been on so long.

[@geefbird]

00:00 Glenn's Neck, His Back, His Toe and His Cat 06:30 Rob Drank A Lot: It Was Past Manhattan Time 09:10 The Pre Emmy Party: Get After It 13:15 Champaign Problems: The Emmys 18:50 Ad for Helix Sleep 20:00 Ad for Huel 21:05 Rob Experiences the French: An Airport Fiasco 40:00 Ad for Better Help 41:05 Ad for Zip Recruiter 42:10 Kaitlin Weighs in on the French Situation: A Bird's Eye View 51:30 Kaitlin's Emmy Recap/Charley Stasis - Glenn Awareness - Rob Justice - Kaitlin Context

[@hjsiddiqi]

doing God's work

[@SuperAg1987]

N/a - any review or discussion at all about the episode. Chef kisses.

[@cailyncatapano4963]

this was the best comment I have ever read

[@Cosmic_Gorilla]

"A Bird's Eye View" - That's fucking gold, well done.

[@royce6485]

Nice breakdown! Love the first one

[@saugustus1]

Glenn hating his FX photo had me dying laughing.

[@Sally-id9xj]

This doesn’t represent me tho

[@freeecountryy]

I am no longer attracted to mules.

[@michaela_miller]

Same. It looks nothing like him

[@LitaMendoza07]

I looked up the picture and he’s right about it! 😂

[@Shinkajo]

It does look a little weird

[@Stacey16......]

I'd love to have seen Glenn losing his shit because his limousine left without him 😂

[@zg9445]

“Idiots!!!! Savages!!”

[@MrVisde]

“I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!!!”

[@FussyPickles]

If you do not get my wife her limo, as soon as possible, then I will come down on this company like THE HAMMER OF THOR, THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE STREETS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WIIIIINDS

[@Chino-bk9fd]

BUDDY!

[@gobarg95]

Return, vile man, return to me!

[@ohmybillnye]

49:35 lmao Charlie is so quick, Megan's reaction to the joke is hilarious too hahahah

[@chonsly]

lol Rob saying don't do a bit while they simultaneously portray Kaitlin as an ostrich lololol love you guys

[@MR.FREEDMAN]

Referring to award shows as "Arbitrary awards for imaginary achievements" is so brilliant, I had to write it down. Charlie Day reminding everyone that he is a secret genius again.

[@burpie3258]

I also wrote it down!

[@neuvisean1739]

I can't get enough of these Rob Justice stories lol

[@jeffjohnson6763]

As much as I love getting background and stories behind the episodes, these storytelling podcasts are amazing. It highlights just how brilliantly funny you all are with the quick quips that leave me in stitches…and the commitment to the characters using the ostrich every time Kaitlin calls in makes me laugh every time.

[@princelysnail1998]

I'd like to see rob and Glenn take an anger management class together

[@sairamnandikanti3441]

This could be an episode 😂

[@MrMongoose221]

It would be funny but I actually think Rob especially is very good at managing his anger, he's just assertive and not afraid of conflict

[@jeanettecookmeyer4526]

Take an anger management class versus each other.

[@mohandeshpande3201]

You can tell how much Glenn loves Kaitlin.. it's so cute.

[@Nattters]

He always sings her praises it’s adorable 💛

[@KOVIK]

And they all love Mary Elizabeth, too. Very little chatter about Jill, though. 🤣🤣

[@jsmithers.]

@@KOVIK I mean there's a reason Mary Elizabeth and Kaitlyn have main roles and Jill only had 1 episode.

[@BritBelle89]

Just my favorite! I love Kaitlin too! One of my comedic icons!

[@johnnyhunter]

FRANK: "You know what's lame? Being around this long and never getting an award. Makes ya look like a bunch of assholes!" *The Gang all collectively moan* CHARLIE: You're really like driving this home, and it's upsetting, because like now I'm getting the neck thing."

[@juiicex2]

❤ the neck thing 😂

[@RickardoMute]

Rob does stuff, it amuses Glenn, and Charlie comes up w the punch lines and the zingers

[@ThatADHDKid]

A man who takes care of a senior kitty is a good man indeed

[@SteelyPat]

I love the ostrich animation they use for Kaitlin talking.

[@kppsan]

i think the discussion on french people's rudeness is interesting since even we tend to see eachother as mean depending on where we are from in the country (north vs south, parisian vs provencial etc...) , i'd gladly talk about it on the podcast as a french creep

[@amityislandchum]

As an American creep, my experience in France was that Paris absolutely lived up to the stereotypes. I spoke decent conversational French, and still (most of) the Parisians were incredibly rude, rolled their eyes even at the most basic of questions, and refused to speak French to me. On the other hand, the people in the south of France were extremely nice and personable. I went to a lot of small towns where nobody spoke English, and they were more than patient with my limited French capabilities. The south was also more gorgeous than I imagined! But I have to add that I dealt with a level of sexual harassment all over the country unlike anything I've experienced in any other country I've been to. I was 14 years old the first time I went to France, and the things that grown men would say to me in public were absolutely sickening.

[@kppsan]

​@@amityislandchum Sadly i feel like some french people feel offended by americans (even when they approach french people with the best of intentions as you did) because they have this weird stereotype of them feeling entitled or something.... Also it seems as Paris has maybe the same problem i've heard about New York? Since a lot of people come visit all year long, citizens that live there get tired of tourists and want to just get on with their lives without getting bothered. I'm from the south of France and i do feel like in areas of France outside of Paris we are nicer and willing to communicate with strangers. That might be because we are not jammed in a very heavy parisian routine? I'm happy to hear you enjoyed the rest of France because it's a beautiful country with amazing landscapes and great experiences to live (apart from the sexual harassment obviously, growing up getting catcalled was not fun at all for me and my friends either and i know exactly how it must have felt, french men can be really gross bastards)

[@bushhippie7372]

I had a French tourist get an attitude with me IN AMERICA.

[@megsmcra7x]

@@amityislandchum Parisians would initially be a bit rude to me because they thought I was American but they'd relax instantly once I told them I'm Mexican. I was only 15 but I knew that for the rest of the trip I'd have to say I'm Mexican to be treated nicely (which had the opposite effect of saying it in the US) lol

[@meng-hsuanlee8543]

Maybe someone can corroborate this: I heard a theory that French people have this distain and cynicism toward others esp other countries is because they’ve always been number 2, historically. Rich and powerful and cultured yes, but always behind someone be it Spain, Britain, America, Germany, etc. and that creates a lot of bitterness. Also personally when I was in Paris, I went to this old-timy lindy-hop dance thing and a Parisian woman was visibly unhappy that she was paired with me. (I’m Asian.)

[@HungarianMafioso]

Charlie didn't say much this episode, but his "sweet cream of justice," and "the French are born in bread" zingers were ON POINT 😂

[@xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme5]

“don’t make the peace, just keep the existing peace”

[@Kowbanator]

Without justice, cream is just curdled milk

[@donsknots6510]

Glenn absolutely killing it on this episode.

[@PointB1ank]

Charlie Day off the top is just hilarious lmao, "the sweet cream of justice" line was too good.

[@damionbrundle1162]

And, Cream with no Justice, is just curdled milk. 🤣

[@Kowbanator]

"Brie cheese"

[@conormcginnity1353]

Working my overnight shift listening to this, wondering if there is ANYTHING that I can do to help you through these unimaginable perils, Glenn?

[@cheighes1]

We're going to start a GoFundMe for a full time chauffeur.

[@latenightchillin]

It sounds to me like you need get back to work while glenn gets a vacation

[@FussyPickles]

May you offer him an egg in these trying times?

[@RobertSlover]

the title of this episode...."the gang gets old"

[@gerk7238]

What do you do? Can we help with your overnight shift?

[@FormulaFanboy]

Sincerely nice to see there are people out there who actually even consider their kids' feelings before getting into public fights. Many of us, myself included, unfortunately have parents who are basically the always sunny characters.

[@ShadyHitchhiker]

When Rob said he's going to go talk to the rude lady, and he's going to make a point of being polite Glenn's quiet ".....at first" had me laughing out loud while driving

[@TheThizzelle]

"Arbitrary awards for imaginated achievements" that so brilliant, well said Charlie!

[@stonerdormroom]

Glen made me laugh so hard when he asked if anyone was talking about him at the emmy parties lol

[@monkfishy6348]

I love the Rob Justice scenarios that Rob always finds himself in. Either as an active participant, or a bystander, weighing the scales of justice.

[@chonsly]

We need a tally for how many times Glenn gets injured throughout the podcast serires

[@aELLimA]

Probably less than Kaitlin

[@dallinfarrer973]

“Arbitrary awards for made up achievements.” -Charley Day. This applies to a lot more than the Emmy awards.

[@nGUNNARp]

recognition is something that makes people feel very good...to be honest, it's why most people try hard at anything in life, not because of what it actually gets them, but because they want recognition from someone (parents, partner, children, peers). why not socially construct silly awards to make people happier? win win

[@kaycook5031]

I don't get the impression that's a Chuck Day original, though. That felt like it was a quote or common aphorism.

[@VTP423]

Glenn's picture pose in comparison was 100% spot on 🤣

[@taylorrosepole]

It still makes me laugh when I hear Rob talking about being married to Kaitlin when they shit on each other so much in the show 😂

[@gijoey5912]

I love Rob’s weekly “scales of justice” segment.

[@chrisatherton9641]

The airport scene absolutely 100% confirms that Rob is in-fact Mac. I totally understand as a Brit the whole French hostility thing. I've kind of just accepted it over the years.

[@simadelifar]

Glenn’s laughter is my new favorite sound in this world.

[@klaythoring1326]

The Rob giggle always gets me!

[@neekromancer]

When my family went to France in the 90's, the first thing I remember when arriving was my mom asking a pair of airport employees if they spoke English & one replied in the snippiest way possible "we speak English, not American" & walked away.

[@FisforFenton]

there needs to be a episode of sunny called Mac Justice and is about Macs alter ego where he fights "crimes" but it is just little misunderstandings or someone cutting in line and it just sets him off and he needs to set the world right.

[@aliya.ayyyeee]

That’s basically Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[@unclejimbo888]

That guy just shushed me!

[@eliza4285]

I could listen to Glenn talk all day. He has a great voice.

[@drbeeblebrox7443]

*TIMESTAMPS* 0:00 Vitruvian Glenn is broken again / House cats vs dogs 6:29 Rob is hungover from the Emmys 10:10 Champagne problems at midnight! 13:19 Afterparties are miserable. And award shows are just like plumbing. 15:00 "Arbitrary awards for imaginary achievements" / Dark history of the Emmys 16:54 Megan has an Emmy 17:40 Glenn Ghoul in his FX Vanity Fair photo ft. peak physical comedy 18:47 - 19:58 ADVERTISEMENT#1 (Helix mattress) 20:00 - 21:05 ADVERTISEMENT#2 (Huel) 21:07 Rob Justice vs The French in France 32:55 Charlie and Glenn in Paris 35:00 Confrontation, entitlement and cultural differences 39:35 Kaitlin's perspective [continued after ads] 40:06 - 41:05 ADVERTISEMENT#3 (Better Help) 41:06 - 42:08 ADVERTISEMENT#4 (Zip Recruiter) 42:10 Calling Kaitlin for context 47:26 "The Sweet Cream of Justice" 51:29 Kaitlin at the Emmys 52:02 Mary Elizabeth Justice vs Charlie stuffing it down

[@sumitlakhani4012]

Sir/Ma'am you are a legend. Thank you for your service.

[@shagnastyfo20]

👏

[@eluraelyra]

Dr. BeebleBrox 🛐

[@PiggysInYourFace]

Doing God’s work

[@turnleftaticeland]

Thank you once again also love your username

[@poppymorley9838]

I could listen to Glenn talk for hours and hours.. he’s so endearing 😅

[@belekjenkins2308]

2003 Glenn was prime grade A beefcake. But 2022 Glenn's in decline... I think the problem here is that his toe quit, his neck quit, and unfortunately its no longer legit.

[@qwpon]

Glenn hasn't even begun to peak. When he peaks all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.

[@damionbrundle1162]

5 star men are too legit to quit for ETERNITY!!

[@waynerenolds3955]

i bet hes got a sweaty hog that wont quit tho.

[@cbygelightbulb]

Whenever they mention weighing the scales of justice when new events happen, I imagine Rob's face with a quick image of a set of scales transparently flash in front of his face with a loud chime of a bell

[@fraollemecha]

This has got to be turned into a sunny episode

[@emilyme23455]

I could listen to Rob tell stories for hours, he is a great story teller and I'm always so engrossed

[@emilycandyfloss]

That's not me is it damn dude I'm stoned

[@luna-p]

I imagine there are scales tattooed on Rob's pecs and they flex up and down as he's weighing the situation.

[@damionbrundle1162]

Those scales of justice ⚖ never rest, either.

[@AC-oz9gr]

I love these Rob Justice stories, they’re so well described

[@dylanpilcheruniverse6515]

Sunny deserves an Emmy Easy. Much better show than countless Emmy winning shows

[@mysteriousman3613]

They will but allll late

[@gijoey5912]

The Big Bang Theory has been nominated for 55 Emmy awards. That's pretty much all you need to know.

[@foghornfoggyface]

Award shows are a joke. I've always seem them as some subjective popularity contest of Hollywood. They have their favourites that win over and over with no real technical merit to distinguish why.

[@elizarock655]

Can you believe Bob Odenkirk didn’t get one? He nearly died for BCS!

[@dylanpilcheruniverse6515]

@@elizarock655 don’t even know who that is

[@williams428]

Charlie talking about ghouls irl is pretty awesome lol

[@firiel2366]

I realized when he said "ghouls" here on the podcast that part of what makes it so funny whenever Charlie Kelly brings up ghouls on the show is simply the way that Charlie Day says the word "ghouls"

[@nidhamtekaya2732]

As an expat in France, I can confirm that a lot of French people (not all) can be a bit extreme about their language they just can't stand people not mastering it and pronouncing things incorrectly and they would even judge you for that. As for the arrogance and rudeness stereotype, having lived in a major city, Paris and a small one near the Atlantic coast, it's 100% true for the former and completely the opposite for the latter. I was even creeped out by how nice people were there at first.

[@dash-x]

Can confirm. Growing up I spent a lot of time traveling to and around France. The random small towns felt like a different country. I tried to explain to my yankee husbeast what driving in the city is like. It’s not something I’ve seen before or since . I had a universal drivers license but was too intimidated to drive there.

[@reheatedpizza7292]

my best friend in high school was from the countryside of france and her and her family were so fuckin nice and sweet

[@amysergenson482]

I love how blunt & straight forward Glenn and Rob are!

[@drbeeblebrox7443]

What with Glenn coming in with his broken body, cat stuff, ghoul poses (18:16 18:28 18:37 what is this man even DOING lmao) and champagne problems, and Rob dishing out Justice in a French airport, I _actually_ didn't care that they didn't talk about Sunny this week! It's also interesting hearing about award shows from the other side, especially when Charlie trashes their validity... and of course every time they have Kaitlin on is a win for us!

[@henryhardfoot]

Honestly I never care if they talk about the show lol. Their banter is so good that I don't even think it matters

[@curtisangelamay1510]

Kaitlin animated as a bird! Mwahh perfection, and had me laughing in addition to my laughing.

[@WanderIndiana]

My condolences. Sounds like you’re all struggling pretty hard. Hope things pick up for everyone soon.

[@JNTTT20]

Incredible how entertaining you guys can be telling a single story for almost an hour.. Bravo

[@aellipsis]

I will not believe that Denis Reynolds doesn’t have “security” cameras in his house

[@johanstrom2264]

He wont admit it but the cameras he does have in his house are in his bedroom ;) its the Ass and Balls Money shot angle :P

[@utgardekeep2972]

But the angle....you won't be able to see anyone's face

[@O1d1rty]

You're in my room you're always being recorded

[@GreggEddwards]

old lady house you’ll never be alone

[@Page001B]

It’s the implications…

[@Boombaby3000]

“Be honest, don’t do a bit” I love that he knows Kaitlin so well

[@unstoppableExodia]

Rob made sure his wife got the cream to ensure they had a happy ending that day. I can respect that.

[@WVUer21]

Establishing dominance to get filled up with cream.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Dude’s sincerely good to his family, nothing much more respectable than that.

[@iknowyounot88]

I feel like these podcast are really going to bring some good energy into the next season. Sitting down weekly and chatting whether about an episode or just life shows so much dynamic flow that it'll translate down the line.

[@duck6100]

For me it's when you try to speak French to be polite and the French pretend not to know what you're saying. I know they know what I'm saying because a) I took French for like 8 years at school and the phrase I'm saying is basic af and b) other French people have zero issues understanding me. But they can tell I'm British and apparently that's enough to be rude. Go to Germany instead lol, they're so nice there.

[@bobjohnson1633]

First, you should have conquered them at some point, but I guess the British are afraid of white flags. Second, Germans are just a bunch of socialists pretending to be nice so we don't have another world war with them.

[@kevinh.1624]

I would hope most people don't do that! this seems extremely rude to me. I'm French (and living in England actually) and always find it great to meet native English speakers who learn French and try it out, it's an honour to have foreigners being interested in our language and culture.

[@duck6100]

@@kevinh.1624 Tbh I always assumed it wasn't the majority of France, more a good proportion of French customer service workers. Since I've only visited France as a tourist, the vast majority of people I've interacted with likely interact with other tourists on a pretty regular basis (food staff, ticket vendors ect.) and obviously something there has put them off foreigners lmao. So nice that you live in the UK! Bit of a nightmare at the moment though with the cost of living and prime ministers coming in and out like a revolving door. Hope you're finding it okay here!

[@russallen2011]

Rob's talking about Parisians, I think. In my experience, non-Parisian French people are typically pretty nice. But Parisians are always "too busy" to have any compassion. I once was at a Parisian cafe with my partially deaf friend who had worked really hard to learn French. And as soon as he heard her Scottish accent and beginner-level French, he replied in English. We ordered drinks, he walked away, then I "went to the bathroom" but secretly found the server and paid him 20 euro to finish service in French. I know money talks, yada yada, but all I'm saying is that Parisians seem to always act "too busy" to be nice. Everywhere else I went in that country was inviting and people showed a genuine interest in me. But Paris is pretty heartless. Update: They are correct about the sacred break time. I went to the bank once and none of the employees would look at me. I said in French, "Hello... excuse me... is the bank open today?" like trying to be nice and eventually the bank manager walked out of his office and was like, "Hey, sorry, they're on their lunch break, how can I help you?" LMAO this was in the northeast.

[@katewelsh3095]

Agreed, I go to France four times a year and nothing gets in the way of their two hour lunch and they will not work a minute of overtime. When the government suggests they make their working week longer than 35 hours, they take to the streets and set fire to everything!

[@pasharighton]

ahh the magic of unions. i bet they get pretty decent pay too

[@urosmarjanovic663]

@@katewelsh3095 As they should.

[@katewelsh3095]

@@urosmarjanovic663 absolutely, vive la France 🇫🇷❤️

[@SteelJaws]

Great production! Video quality, sound, camera angles e.t.c. Best produced video podcast I think I've seen.

[@bianco2012]

The bird when Kaitlyn talks is GOLD

[@curtisnewton895]

I adore your sense of humor it really feels like hanging out with friends

[@jameshatton3293]

I'm so glad he mentioned the In-N-Out because this felt the sequel fr😆

[@damionbrundle1162]

It's just the continuing evolution of the man, the myth, nay, the legend, Rob Justice!

[@maxatrillionfatstacks]

Glenn's vitruvian essence clearly eminates from his toes up to the top of his spine, hence why his toe injury has effected his neck, a moment of silence for the end of the vitruvian era.

[@misslittledove]

I’m completely with Rob on this one. As someone who has worked both retail and in restaurants there is no reason to be so rude. Sure, some days are rough but that doesn’t give you a pass to be a complete jackass when you’re simply being asked to do your job. Also, $30 a head is insane.

[@dairedoyle1436]

After Charlie called Glenn Draco Malfoy and replied "Oh that's pretty cool, He had the slicked back hair - that's the guy with the blond?" - he had the perfect opportunity to say "oh cool - well he was the original right"

[@jasonmoser24]

First thing I thought too 😂

[@richardlimp6788]

definitely thought he was gonna say that after he said "Oh that's pretty cool"

[@torenbezaro775]

My thoughts exactly

[@Dlovell1127]

Great minds think alike

[@doggo_gg]

I’ll eradicate those

[@Musubi-Azeyma]

The side by side with Kaitlyn's frame having the ostrich over it is hilarious.

[@Unanythang]

I know Glenn always says he tries to be as unlike his character in real life is possible but it was really disappointing to find out that he doesn't have security cameras in his bedroom running 24/7. You know a camera for banging

[@urosmarjanovic663]

That is not security camera.

[@damionbrundle1162]

Deep in my heart, I know he has them. But him not acknowledging them, really chaps my ass. 🤣

[@TimPortantno]

Rob Justice and Kaitlyn Context serving up the Sweet Cream of Justice and the Black Coffee of Context could be a shirt.

[@groble]

I totally agree with Glenn. I thought that vanity fair picture of him was terrible. They really did him dirty

[@hermionexxx]

I think the shoot was bad in general, all the photos are lit way too brightly and washed out

[@cheesecake134]

I feel vindicated because I remember thinking it *was* an awkward picture. Five star men don’t deserve pictures like that! 😂

[@mattguerra]

I used to work a very tourist-facing job in NYC, dealt with tourists from all over the US, Europe and Asia, and my experience was that French tourists were BY FAR the most difficult people to deal with. It was like they went out of their way to be jerks, and while they were on vacation no less. It was baffling.

[@m.a.b.4104]

Charlie is hilarious, scales need weighing for some Rob Justice! 😂😂😂

[@gerk7238]

He always gets her the cream

[@bdimarco054]

I lived in France for two years, and the power dynamic between customers and employees was one of the biggest difference. Customers certainly hold most of the power in the states, but it's about equal in France. Keep up the good work Jabronis!

[@some1namedno1]

Now I have to see an episode of Sunny where we hear Dennis shouting "I desire the sweet cream of justice!" or "I will taste the sweet cream of justice!"

[@topherjamesmusic]

Recreating/riffing on this in an episode of Sunny would be really great!

[@christofferjenzen78]

Dennis saying "I will taste the sweet cream of justice!" Would probably feel really forced. Or you just hear it and then they show him eating ice cream....and then they zoom out and he's about to be executed for chopping up the gang.

[@dogswoofing4620]

Love the episodes that don’t have to do with an episode. Would also love to hear Mary Elizabeth on and talking about her “Mary Elizabeth Justice” stories

[@TheGreatKrystoff]

Rob Justice: Fighting for truth, justice, and the Philadelphia way. Go Birds.

[@xMaximusDecimusx]

The bird cartoon when Kaitlin talks is awesome !

[@Sinatra301]

2am having a bad night, cant sleep. Perfect timing for this to come out, hadn't even thought about it being sunday night

[@prolifuc]

It gets better

[@g.v.m.]

The squeezing the milk thing that Charlie said made me cry of laughter

[@groble]

I once had a layover in a French airport and it was exactly the same. I was once queuing to buy a bottle of water for a solid 5 minutes while 5 airport staff stood around talking in French and ignoring everyone.

[@urosmarjanovic663]

They have strong syndicates and a propensity to worker's rights. Which is a good thing. Bad thing is that customers shouldn't suffer because of that. It's all about the balance.

[@MarvelousMusicmmusic]

@@urosmarjanovic663 So they're like the average union workers here in America or at the very least the bad apples of the union workers

[@reheatedpizza7292]

@@MarvelousMusicmmusic yes. the fattie union workers

[@kylespevak6781]

Quality episode everyone! I laughed throughout and was happy about our surprise caller

[@SilvoKnight]

Fyi: older cats want territory so we put ours in a large crate with an open door the dog wasnt allowed in. So she has a place to hide away from them and observe. And cats and dogs use opposite symbols for play vs eff off. Cats put their ears back when they're upset, and dogs put their ears back when they're submitting.. so a dog will think a cat is submissive/in play mode when a cat is really in a "ima stab you" stance. Eventually they will figure out how to communicate but after a lot of miscommunication.

[@keithpatrick156]

And IMO it's best not to let them socialize with each other. I've had cats raised around pit bulls, so they had no fear around other dogs, and that proved fatal.

[@melissag1364]

When I was 15 I went to France with my family. We were at a restaurant and I had to find the bathroom, I asked an employee in broken French, “hi, ou sont les toilettes?” He pointed down a hallway with a couple of doors, and as I began to walk towards the door I thought he pointed to, he grabbed me by the belt and slowly but forcefully pulled me backwards. After being leashed to him for a few steps, he pushed me towards (basically into) the door that was the bathroom. I’ve never had someone be so rudely helpful.

[@awilson1998]

My cat was seven when we got our pup and they were surprisingly best friends from go. It shocked me that the cat was so cool. She had never shown any propensity for kindness up to that point

[@ThePeanutGiant]

Was she always loving towards you?

[@brentulstad3275]

I've had a huge fascination with parts of French Cinema in recent years. French Arthouse, The Modern French Extreme Cinema Movement, etc. One of my favorite bands is the French Progressive Metal band Gojira, yet by no means am I an expert on French culture or history, have no direct connection or relationship with the French. I'd love to see an Always Sunny episode or season where they are drawn to France or somehow encounter the French, and the gang ends up appearing to be the more polite or "innocent" during these interactions.