Making ALL Your New Years Resolutions Come TRUE | ASMR Roleplay

[@Jack-ig1jv]

Ryan has worked more jobs than Johnny Sins

[@SillyGooberBasil]

Fr fr😭✋

[@henry9254]

Help

[@Theassistant-thekiller]

More jobs than Larry from amazing world of gumball?

[@SillyGooberBasil]

@ yeah😭

[@D5J_editzz]

Same with Brooklyn T Guy

[@joelhulkko1756]

love that easter egg of having the "bad cop's" glasses in there, such good attention to detail

[@blox09]

Fr he's the goat

[@bradythompson1418]

Where

[@joelhulkko1756]

​@@bradythompson1418 the glasses part at around 4 mins in, he also had the italian tailor and the boy band sunglasses

[@Nickgamer58-qe2iu]

@@joelhulkko1756 and the glasses from that robot repair asmr

[@Nickgamer58-qe2iu]

⁠@@joelhulkko1756 never mind, wrong glasses

[@HonorMonke]

Ryan lore is expanding every second

[@SillyGooberBasil]

You can’t get anymore real 😅

[@frostmornes]

2:13 man, I just love it

[@whip-poor-wont]

Oh wow, a reservation for Dorsia! My co-worker is gonna be so jealous, he'll kill me when I tell him.

[@heleftformilk]

Aha American psycho reference?

[@JagerV2K]

13:13 The Vexbolt reference goes hard

[@itissnick]

19:48 LOWW TAPER FAAADEEE 🗣️🗣️

[@lucyescoto5692]

Lol

[@MercuryGT]

Guys, i think he needs to put his glasses on.

[@JoelitoStriker]

And nothing will be wrong

[@SuperMVR]

Ive watched since the 2nd or 3rd 1950s barbershop and this lore and all the hidden details are so cool I spot them in every video and just want to thank you for giving me good nights sleep❤

[@dottiemama]

I love all the new ideas Ryan has come up with for the holidays

[@EvaMarino2409]

Wow I love this video so much! You are the best asmrtist I've ever seen and you somehow manage to make me so incredibly relaxed while being absolutely hilarious at the same time! Thank you so much for all the wonderful content and always managing to make me smile! ❤❤❤

[@skyl3x0]

It’s 2 am for me but I just needed some “Daily dose of Ryan”😂

[@MADSINTHEMAKING]

lol me too almost it’s almost 1:00 am

[@Laroi12]

The king is here!

[@ripxdoc]

Love ya Ryan! Thanks for everything last year! Wishing you and Raven and everyone the best for 2025

[@Wehavewonucl6times]

Hey ryan!! Happy new year man!! A bit late but 2024 was a great year for your channel and you will keep growing if you keep making brilliant videos like these! Thanks you, Ryan.❤ and happy new year

[@choppaaaa8020]

Perfect time to upload ryan, just going to sleep. Thank you✌️

[@Jj7th]

The fact u kinda hear him say it makes it so much more funnier😂🤣💀 2:14

[@BANANAZOOM]

2:44 yeah, of course my name is gonna be pp 💀

[@cartercamp5353]

Love the videos man keep up the good work

[@CalmwithChemochal]

This is such a good concept!

[@bibble_Rowan]

I love you videos I fall asleep to them they are so relaxing thanks for making KZbin ❤

[@ComradeDucky7]

22:17 Too relatable 😔

[@ursus8240]

The bad Cop cit was perfect 😂😂

[@Wehavewonucl6times]

Love this ryan!! Happy new year man all the best❤

[@MatveyLoenko]

U are my favorite asmr channel

[@Mokeybutnotforkids]

Hoped 2025 humanity will somewhat be normal, then I opened twitter

[@ericcartman5728]

Why what happened

[@Mokeybutnotforkids]

@@ericcartman5728 this is just an example : I saw THAT side of the Fnaf community

[@dovlx2252]

Same as reddit

[@dankexposed305]

That’s bc u used twitter, who tf expects twitter to be peaches and roses

[@Crownedemu]

No Wonder when the Plattform is owned by a Crazy Right Wing extremist

[@Legitlegend2435]

Ryan’s back for the new year, and Dorisia (The worlds richest/rudest restaurant Ifykyk) returns 🎉

[@JoshuaPatric-r7o]

WAKE UP GUYS A NEW ASMR RYAN VIDEO CAME OUT

[@BlueFox-hl6bv]

I like the little "How to swear" book 😂

[@Thepolodude-sfsg]

2:13 when that one teacher makes a joke

[@chessislive2790]

Not like I did any new years resolutions, I just came to give a like because Ryan does his jobs so well

[@josephmay4937]

Love your asmr videos always relaxes me every night because bed

[@XavierDoyle-ns4ts]

Here’s to hoping for a half/ decent year with no anti spiral

[@Phantom-edits9]

Love your content Ryan thank you for always keeping us entertained

[@RefiloeHobana]

Happy New year asmr Ryan i hope you have a great day 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MayoaMan]

Thank you for teaching me how to swear.😀👍 Really helped when I was taking to my mom.

[@Leoluca_Randisi]

Awesome idea for a video with the New Year here already in 2025! Ryan I find your whispered and soft spoken voice to be very tingly and Relaxing thank you for the awesome relaxing content all the best to you Raven and your families in the New Year thank you so much! 😊💜

[@mitchpetti6865]

“I just need to put on my glasses” (x50)

[@Eken1012]

What a great video Ryan!

[@Killermanoman]

this man is a legend, keep up the good work

[@RitavikaKachhawa-v5i]

The glasses chaos😂😂

[@ivqry12]

THE LEGEND IS BACK!!!

[@jpinkieee]

I live for all the American Psycho references!

[@araceliamezcua2014]

Finally got to see this, and on my birthday too! Thanks for posting!

[@ummok1216]

Love the American psycho reference!

[@JasmineJones-mi6hy]

Let the New Year roleplay begin !

[@LisaDonnel-f7v]

Happy new year Ryan

[@thegreatmr.mrebooted6542]

Happy new year

[@allusernamesaretakenlol]

Omg I love these

[@Dantebordi]

Nice asmr video ryan😀

[@Xeno_Ultima_Animates]

As someone who goes to the gym regularly, I hate it when for half of the month of January it’s super packed and everyone there just gives up after half of the month. Never makes any sense as to why they waste their time doing something they aren’t gonna commit to.

[@LisaDonnel-x2z]

Great video Ryan

[@DragonballD153]

Ryan i think i might be your first viewer who watches whilst playing video games

[@Trdestroyer-g3o]

Happy new year everyone

[@DemoChance]

2:12, even though he didn’t make a sound it still felt loud

[@FuriousWolfYT]

when you said massive. I knew it was coming...

[@NoNo_TheKing]

I could never 😭

[@Zwylo]

Wow i really like that gold watch strap for i think an apple watch that looks awesome

[@AGamerthatregretsalot]

Who is the mastermind behind all this complicated lore, who is giving him ideas

[@Kaleb-qj7yt]

Bro found the right time to flex his money on us 😭😭😭😭😭😭why Ryan

[@Thememefactory-u2c]

"I've been scribbling all day" bros a hardcore worker

[@nuut123]

Hello and Happy new year🎉

[@ArneDethier-jj7zl]

You look great bro

[@hakaidagoat]

Huge W

[@brendalacy9902]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@CailanHill-s2r]

Good vid ❤

[@trickten]

5:15 is crazy

[@giovannaalencar5443]

"Treat them like the king or queen or 'thing' that they are" 😭

[@Tails4000yt]

Bro final wished us a happy new year 💀

[@moilla25]

I love this video🎉

[@Justagreenblob5620]

I was bouta crash out when he said “you know what else is massive?”

[@JackStategames]

Ryan more like the best is ASMRtiste ever

[@Dinnysaur]

Ryan has more jobs than Larry from the amazing world of gumball

[@NyikoFaseka-tg8qv]

“How to Swear”😭

[@AmyTavio]

YAY

[@skyl3x0]

Yoo under 1 minute gang 😎👇

[@Maxamojo]

He’s back

[@SillyGooberBasil]

My guy be doing New Year’s resolutions helping Karen’s at a supermarket and their children stealing peoples money having many identities as a barber selling a dog named happy but every time he can’t and then he runs away he being a police officer running a cafe being a doctor named not a real doctor asking Debra to help him being a club bouncer helping Jake Paul giving the president hair cuts surviving the purge and selling people off the black market 😊 (he does too much stuff 😭✋)

[@Mustang_2008]

bro said never watch videos before bed! me watching this video before go to bed

[@elisanderson923]

Love the Patrick Bateman snippet

[@ComradeDucky7]

21:11 watching you :)

[@kentyjp9168]

My family call me PP so I feel personally attacked by the amount of "PP" jokes XD

[@meomweow]

was looking for this comment lol

[@AlessandroTroi]

dont forget to smile

[@bratz_bitch972]

15:14 We’re getting killed with this one 😭

[@MrThePigeon]

Day 31 of asking for Lethal Company roleplay asmr

[@JoelitoStriker]

23:52 -24:02 Ryan looked like Filthy Frank

[@nateclerc4003]

Nosferatu movie review? Would love to hear your thoughts

[@sarmaxsam]

It was so-so

[@William_afton77]

11:10 oh hell nah💀

[@MaxMorris-m5t]

W asmr but for real what is everyone’s New Year’s resolution mine is just to live another year

[@TopTrunks]

LOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FADEEEEE

[@MyManNot]

You know what else is massive? M peanits

[@piercethecoffee]

21:20 uhhh.. hate to say it Ryan… but I’m watching this video to go to bed.. and I sleep like a baby

[@LRH-g5]

Relatable 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@kenzielewis958]

“Vitamin C which stands for……….. calcium” this had me cackling

[@wrgamingreal4761]

thought I was watchin an older vid, turns out its another peak ryan vid

[@MichaelOnopa]

You are the Queen of heart SM. R. You are the third tomorrow. You ought to tell the Queen ofwhat's up with your hand what it's up with your head tomorrow. Unto ❤😊

[@dottiemama]

0:45 three marriages what the heck ryan

[@Kamgaming-x2e]

Of course I have Pleasant Park in my name😂😂😂😂

[@Theassistant-thekiller]

5:20 "but i have a life-" 💀

[@The_Soviet_Potato]

Larry from gumball has competition🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥

[@spencecoopz]

19:50 LOWWWWW TAAAAAAPER FAAAAADE