Subway Crisis Meeting re. Jared Fogle

Jared Scott Fogle (born August 23, 1977), also known as "the Subway Guy", is an American former spokesperson for Subway restaurants who was convicted of sexual offenses against minors. After his significant weight loss attributed to eating Subway sandwiches, Fogle was made a spokesperson for the company's advertising campaigns from 2000 to 2015.
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[@TheAuntyDonnaChannel]

Subscribe to our channel to distract yourself from the fact that that one guy who was a spokesperson for a company was..... y'know. bit.ly/ADYTSubscribe

[@madetofail6794]

Lol

[@DarkysLPs]

This is so close to an actual PR meeting that it's scary

[@JoelChenFa]

@@viperhiggins7937 wait what? in 2020? 5 years later?

[@JasonSanders]

especially the waddling sub part

[@goonyougoodthing]

The viper commenting on an AD video. I love both of you guys. You guys all collaborating is something I could 100% get behind

[@goonyougoodthing]

@@greasyphilip It would be amazing. I would love to see the Donna boys interact with any irish comedy icon honesty. I think there would be a really interesting dynamic between the 2 styles of comedy that are 'Diffrent but they're the same'

[@goonyougoodthing]

@@greasyphilip oh that's awesome. I would love to see them Collab

[@calebharch7229]

This is why you have a fictional character as your mascot.

[@Dr.ZoidbergPhD]

Siwwy boy would make a great mascot for Subway

[@NotALiberalSoSkipYourScript]

But what about when Ronald McDonald was caught helping run that Russian human trafficking operation? That’s why he’s not around anymore.

[@RazielBR]

Ah yeah, if you are willing to ignore Tony the Tiger's war crimes during the Vietnam war...

[@aidanc9396]

@@RazielBR HEY. That village of children provoked his use of napalm.

[@Darthquackius]

and chester cheeta's crippling cocaine addiction

[@Djimmmi]

Went from having a mild cholesterol problem to having a child molesterol problem.

[@PrinceAkkanatan]

How have I never heard this one before?! 👏👏👏👏

[@Roddy556]

Lol

[@tomcoles5037]

holy shit this comment made my day.

[@Roddy556]

I already commented once but this is worth bumping twice

[@logandh2]

Boo. Boo on you sir (nah good work) booooooooooo

[@flowersforferdinand375]

Zach's outtake at the end confirmed my suspicions that he couldn't have done that in one take without laughing xD

[@tiggsy1518]

you can hear him trying not to laugh even in the final takes

[@Three-Headed-Monkey]

Not only that, but that the camera man could not hold it together either.

[@MicahEdmonds]

The more time goes by, the more I feel this might be some of their finest work. It’s a genius sketch.

[@marchingham]

It's even better since they released the footlong cookie 😅

[@wavvy94]

I come back to watch this every couple of months so yeah you're right

[@EvilEmuProduction]

Completely agree, I think about this video constantly

[@joshblock1045]

I just saw an actual Subway commercial, and I just want to report back that they decided to go with the meatball sub. And I have to say, I was barely even thinking about how Jared Fogle was convicted of possession of child pornography. Well done boys!

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

"Good idea, we just need to think of another sandwich." Is perhaps the most underrated line

[@jakeman52]

Literally the only joke in the whole sketch. UNDERRATED

[@chiplickums9263]

I read "re. Jared Fogle " as "ft. jared Fogle" and was wondering how the fuck they were gonna pull that off

[@Bhazor]

I think they're all a bit old to pull off Jared Fogle.

[@svmmyb0i220]

@@Bhazor this comment sent me 😂😂

[@benvoliothefirst]

I read it as "ft. JAYSOOOOON DERULOOOO"

[@channeI007]

@@benvoliothefirst Me too

[@LostCosmonauts]

Glad to see you guys are keeping up with very current events

[@Brycelicious]

Australia is very far away and news travels via kangaroo

[@andrewswan7736]

I think it was more to do with the Subway menu being overhauled around that time in Australia.

[@RobulousDee]

Are you still banned from Dota 2?

[@Cambion95]

Took this long for it to be funny

[@walterzamalis4846]

To be fair I think we should be reminded that a major fast food chain hired a literal child molester for nearly two decades every two years or so

[@StarFoxxy]

Boys you worked magic with domino's but i dont think this is the one that is gonna get you that sweet, sweet subway sponsorship

[@ScubesFTW]

Jarrod might fuck em though

[@Nebron]

@@ScubesFTW Especially since this video is only in its infancy...

[@A-Duck]

Collectively I don’t think they’ve touched enough children to get a subway partnership. 4 or 5 destroyed childhoods is about the minimum subway goes for.

[@chinghamburger2200]

@@A-Duck 😂😂😂😂 I'm going to hell for finding this funny

[@ukwonderboy]

@@Nebron - Take a fucking bow... 👏 👏

[@kap79]

I totally lost it when the waddling sub started falling apart.

[@CyanPhoenix_]

so did they when they were filming it, rofl

[@Chris_yes]

Its like its pooping itself while it walks

[@matthewjury4385]

😆

[@luckyjinxer]

This video touched me. When I was a kid.

[@KeithShizuo]

this comment is funnier than the video

[@respecmybrain4324]

Video than the funnier is comment this

[@StellarPlagues]

Can you show me on the doll, where exactly??

[@isaacclewlow2899]

@@StellarPlagues here, here, ……. And even down here

[@gnorung7769]

@@StellarPlagues Wonder if Jared Fogle paid the troll toll before getting into those boys' souls

[@damienburrello933]

"See for me, If we choose Honey Oat as our new sandwidge I'll tender my resignation."

[@pedromsampaio647]

I read just in the same time he said... glory moment

[@demarcdegasol]

It’s spelled sandwich

[@damienburrello933]

@@demarcdegasol Oh, I live under a rock

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

It's "tend to" my resignation

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@MedicFromTF2_REAL It is not, and the fact that you took time to correct someone with no idea what you're talking about makes you the absolute WORST kind of person. ...ALSO, honey oat reminds me of Honey Nut Cheerios, which reminds me of childhood innocence, and I'm right back to Fogle.

[@wintermute8315]

This plain white room gave us this sketch, 'One of the Boys', 'What Have You Forgotten', and 'Christmas Pud' - possibly the best four-ep run in Aunty Donna history.

[@MrFunxy]

Can't believe Zac got through that sandwich puppet bit at all hahahaha

[@Rygoat]

Ever come back and notice a small detail you cant help but appreciate? 3:01 The way the meatball just calmly appears on the desk

[@MintyMagicMTG]

What’s crazy is you know Subway had an almost identical conversation among high ranking staff.

[@andrewwhitehouse1878]

Yes! When Mark picks up the list of offences! So nicely timed

[@Kelsdoggy]

🤣🤣 holy shotballs this was really funny! I’ve never ever heard “he pleaded guilty to..[lists charges]” as such a successful punchline

[@Jaggius]

I love how on a second viewing, after seeing the blooper reel, you can hear Zach struggling to control his laughter.

[@pickles0410]

I thought it said ft. Jared and I was scared

[@jakecooper5855]

No you didn't.

[@God0fCows]

" and I was scared" lol

[@JohnMarch3]

When he said now is it nine grain wheat I just about burst 😂

[@nickmeale1957]

"Now is it 9 grain wheat?" I lost my shit

[@TheDigitalrunner]

Broden's "that's okay" at 1:30 was world class acting. V funny boys

[@coccaa]

Your guys’ acting in this skit is so believable and spot on

[@angusjtaylor7745]

3:05 can we just take a moment to admire the amazing editing it took to get this joke to land as well as it does?

[@k-leb4671]

Hmm, I didn't realize the line was dubbed in until after seeing this comment. It's really obvious now.

[@angusjtaylor7745]

@@k-leb4671 I don’t think it’s so much dubbed in, as it is mixed from many many takes, where Zach tries his best to not laugh

[@joshuaheadey9670]

Very clever editing to hide the fact that Zach couldn’t finish a line without breaking :P

[@doiknowyou9984]

I love watching the waddling sandwich bit because you can clearly tell he's just barely getting through it without laughing 😂

[@Auzzie015]

I started crying with laughter when he started walking the sub across the table.

[@shamicentertainment1262]

When he started walking that sub sandwich I completely lost it.

[@kappadoom]

the sandwich waddling over to the other one nearly made me spit my coffee

[@NotFang14]

That cookie should've been an Anzac Biscuit. You know, to commemorate all our boys who fought in Gallipoli. (Also, your guys' acting gets better every video. I love it.)

[@goodthanks]

Gallipoll*

[@TotemSP2]

Look, it's a good biscuit, but you're associating Anzac with a pedophile. *That's a hard no from me.*

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Binging Aunty Donna is my new favorite past time, thanks Mr. Sunday Movies😀

[@maximillianford9301]

I don't do that anymore

[@ianwallace3192]

As a subway employee... They got me at the cookie joke

[@viperhiggins7937]

The fact that Subway actually put a new cookie on the market makes me think that this actually happened verbatim

[@Notepad37]

When?

[@jayplays8514]

I actually only found out what happened to Jared Fogle because of watching this right now. Man how the hell did I miss this.

[@hugobidwill9403]

tell me if this makes you think paedophile - _m e a t b a l l p a r m i g i a n a_

[@TeaDrinker3000]

Shoutout to the production crew on this, the lighting is perfect

[@CountTubercula]

Actually a rare example of them being able to finish a scene, well done lads!

[@jesushoobastankchrist251]

If it's honey oat I'll tender my resignation.

[@carllutz7523]

lol - There is something about honey oat that brings up the 15 years and 8 months........ - I'll never be able to order honey oat again!

[@zackeroni9]

I was dying just as much as they were over the meatball sub walking over losing half its weight on the journey.

[@lucyb8802]

Aunty Donna laughter is so contagious 😂

[@TysonE]

I knew the end was going to be a blooper of the walking meatball sub that was animated to move like a slug via Zach’s skilled hands. 😂

[@GoblinHero]

This is a depressingly accurate representation of marketing meetings

[@Just_a_Snake]

ah yes the cookie, the ultimate distraction which one though, will it be; Naughty choccy ripple scotchy finger that's good for sharing or maybe the anzac bikky to commemorate all our bois in gallipol

[@MrDaanjanssen]

Cheeky

[@SuperAWaC]

gallipoli*

[@rubenbow]

@@SuperAWaC r/woooosh

[@Just_a_Snake]

@@SuperAWaC I see not a longtime Aunty Donna fan then

[@harryb12993]

Anzac

[@zcmini000]

Thanks Mr. Sunday Movies, this was amazing!

[@mrsundaymovies]

I watch this at least once a week.

[@samtrotter7177]

@@mrsundaymovies It's just. . .amazing. This and the "one of the boys" vid are my current weekly repeats

[@Manufan-og1xg]

I love how specific they get with everything.

[@Theshabadaman]

I want to make a house in Mark's beard and move the wife and kids in

[@DarkDaysOfficial]

That's a very funny comment, but around the point of the word "in" my mind started to wander to the thought that Subway paid a sex offender to be their spokesperson for roughly 15 years.

[@AdibasWakfu]

not yourself though

[@SaulGMV]

tiny little man?

[@elmesy100]

“Now is it nine grain wheat” now that’s funny 😄

[@moohooman]

This is the classic Aunty Donna stuff I know and love

[@howardbannister745]

Now I can't go into subway without this skit playing in my head

[@tylerrandolph6193]

The wacky racers wheeze laughing finally got me to break lol

[@nickleblanc4414]

0:29 "our classic Napoli sauce" ...that was beautiful

[@Bellafroebel]

Just me or is a cookie kind the most child luring of the foods ...

[@joryleague1792]

candy. when the fuck is it ever "cookies" written on the side of a rape van? Never. It's always candy. How did you get this wrong? It's like you never got in the back of a creepy old persons van before. get with it man. go out and experience the world a little.

[@herbfithall8710]

@@joryleague1792 think she means of the foods in the video mate

[@joryleague1792]

oh, fair go.

[@BoptiPrime09]

@@joryleague1792 you seem to know an awful lot about what to use when luring children there jory

[@Jordan-fs1ft]

Obbi.Edits he drove away and moved country, he was never heard from again

[@cameroncowen5011]

Honestly this is my favourite sketch

[@fobo3361]

Now here's the problem, who loves cookies? kids, who loves kids? jared Fogle the spokesperson of subway

[@raylder6339]

2024 and this is still in my top 10 aunty Donna videos

[@Seraphim-h3q]

The sandwich demonstration had me enthralled! You should make a new Sandwich called the " Philipino"

[@jeffreyhodgins814]

i actually couldnt breathe when you made the sandwich walk to the other sandwich. Classic

[@ethereal6682]

This is a brilliant and funny way to do comedy while bringing light to current events, well done

[@samrankin6069]

Literally every time I see a Subway ad I think of his sketch

[@TheAssaschan]

My favourite video from you guys in so long 😂

[@stupidusername46]

Damn, up-to-the-minute social commentary as always, guys.

[@chlozzza6942]

Zachs demonstration really helped me to understand the problem

[@kevinpohlner2840]

How about an aged cheddar but not too aged. Because once it gets too old, it's not as interesting anymore

[@k.pacificnw02134]

Zach loves to giggle, and I love it!

[@hoovehead3967]

Consistently great and original content. These boys are pretty impressive.

[@PhaseW0lf]

This is the best subway ad of all time.

[@DamienJones77]

A classic I always come back to.

[@Metalmachine18]

This was such a good web series, we need more of this simple stuff!

[@isaiahroque8055]

They should change their slogan from “eat fresh”. It just hits different now

[@pfcbangin]

Christ, man! That's good.

[@MementoMorrigan]

Did Broden say “molesterer”? What is this, Hunt For The Wilderpeople?

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

I'm sorry, boys, but the white chocolate chip cookie immediately reminded me that they had paid a sex offender money. It's best to go for the double chocolate chip for this one, boys.

[@marybernstein6498]

Hilarious! My son referred me to this parody😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sandwich 🥪🥪🥪

[@christosmadrid]

I need a full out take behind the scenes video

[@Lurkitten]

Oof the meatballs falling out if the sandwich omfg

[@codyschubert101]

Always worth the wait

[@kennethsteinfield6104]

Brilliant! Thanks!

[@BeardyMcCJ]

This is the best skit since the wish crisp

[@KetsaKunta]

Those are good cresps

[@SuperAWaC]

that's a tall order

[@johnpitt3216]

wat wuld u wish 4 on ur wiss creps meby wish 4 mor crisp

[@eddietat95]

Subway had a full-body cutout of Jared on my university campus. Some dudes found it in the garbage unit on the night the news broke. They apparently locked it in their dorm to worship it ironically. It eventually became an on-campus celebrity and a cult was formed (again, ironically). Then one day, it just vanished and no one knew what happened to it.

[@trouta8728]

I picked a good day to watch this and I hope the do one of these for George

[@logancapararo7749]

This comedy should never stop

[@freedapeeple4049]

At first I thought this was really stupid, but after a few minutes I realized it's hilarious. 👍👍👍

[@LUXXY1984]

GOLD boys !! Love all your work!!

[@ZulsoriGaming]

Even funnier now with Dr Disrepect stuff

[@brentmarttinen9690]

Aunty donna humor is exactly my kind of humor

[@irishsamurai9008]

Great show

[@EDZ1LLA]

This sketch is great and all, but the real sand out performance is Zac's coat. What a stunner.

[@scottthompson5955]

Oh boys, this is beautiful comedy

[@krazzledazzle304]

I love when they play it straight

[@AtlasFlynn]

That's great! Cookies always remind me of what it was like when I to, was a child. Precious childhood memories of the simplicity of cookies :) wait no

[@jackharwoodfishing1786]

Love Aunty Donna keep up great work

[@fookutube501]

3:00 to 3:19 made me fucking laugh so hard...They're trying so hard to hide it,but in the end its all way Jared lol..

[@RagnarokMic]

Here's my idea, we take a fillet of fish, serve it nicely on some pita bread. No one will even remember Fogel once they try the pita fillet.

[@sebastiaopedrosa4299]

"Enough of this!!!" Fuck me, he sounds so heroic!

[@mcbrodz1663]

I love this I was very invested

[@lovely-shrubbery8578]

best ad for subway yet

[@ceruleanserpent387]

Never let them forget

[@carllutz7523]

I LOL that Mark has to cover Quattro Formaggio b/c it's Italian! LOL