I identify as a millionaire. I'm a transwealth. Yet every time I walk into the bank to make a withdraw, or I try to buy properties, or get new credit cards, etc, I'm laughed at and ridiculed. I feel really depressed about that. People are intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transwealthphobic people.
@rcnelson2 жыл бұрын
Ditto. I'm a transmonarch but no one worships me. Bigots they are, one and all.
@thehammer95992 жыл бұрын
I identify as transphobic. End the hate of hate.
@davidm45662 жыл бұрын
You should sue them for their racism and bigotry to deny your identifying as a millionaire.
@talisikid16182 жыл бұрын
LOL!! That’s me too!!
@kanedNunable2 жыл бұрын
i feel your pain my man. i am the same, i feel menial jobs are beneath me and for others, i should be laying on a yacht with 10 young pretty ladies. i can feel it.
@ogenmatic2 жыл бұрын
Face it folks. Norm’s bicycle is much heavier than the bicycles of his competitors and he STILL crushes them! A true hero & an inspiration to us all.
@ReggieLouise2 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@huskiehuskerson53002 жыл бұрын
True
@johnwhauserman2 жыл бұрын
So stunning and brave, Well done Norm.
@faithful4512 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave!
@m0-m05972 жыл бұрын
yaaaaaas queeeeen slaaaaay queeeeeen
@mohammadtausifrafi8277 Жыл бұрын
Why cannot a person just identify as the winner? End this discrimination already.
@terrencedeagle4429 Жыл бұрын
Don't have to race right..😅
@CH-Wisdom Жыл бұрын
Love it!!!!!
@konstsh2240 Жыл бұрын
Isnt discrimination the purpose of all competitions? The majority loses and just few wins, so intolerant and traumatizing.
@terrencedeagle4429 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@terrencedeagle4429 Жыл бұрын
@@konstsh2240 lol
@Headstones6668 ай бұрын
im so inspired by this i bought a forklift and starting my power lifter career
@scottcoachlife54437 ай бұрын
Keep us posted on your success!
@AK-ri7rn7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LiwaySaGu7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@rickyracestrickland89277 ай бұрын
You are stunning and brave
@m.i.c.h.o7 ай бұрын
I salute you, you are a WARRIOR!
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
He's showing us his truth. He's a constant victim of the bicyclegemony and the pedalarchy but he never stopped his struggles. That means he's a hero.
@mcmarkmarkson71152 жыл бұрын
Very inspirational. What you believe is all that matters! Be who you wanna be and crush everyone else. The inclusive way! As deep in our hearts, we all love to win, I mean compete with a huge advantage...I mean to be a true hero. Just like Superman. Nobody told him about no fly zone!
@Blackwhite992512 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man what?? You got me there
@michaeldionne47322 жыл бұрын
Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed
@suryakiran30852 жыл бұрын
Pedalarchy. 😂😂
@outlander2342 жыл бұрын
Pedalarchy xD
@AlexRides8083 жыл бұрын
If Norm doesn't qualify for Tour De France, we riot.
@valdivia12345673 жыл бұрын
We will 93% peacefully riot.
@draven44643 жыл бұрын
@@valdivia1234567 is there a limit to how low we can go? Like can we just identify as a peaceful protest and just riot? That sounds like a great time. We'll go arround slapping mirrors and doing burnouts to protest car supremacy
@WolverineIncognito3 жыл бұрын
That’ll teach those small businesses to not discriminate against trans vehicle identities! /s
@duggerson89823 жыл бұрын
@@draven4464 oh yeah, it’s big brain time
@62cripple3 жыл бұрын
🤦🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇿👌🏻🍻
@Ieatpaste233 жыл бұрын
Motorcycles have no advantage over bicycles. This man is stunning and brave.
@ApacheJay1563 жыл бұрын
The science is settled! Motorcycles are bicycles if they identify as such!
@Ieatpaste233 жыл бұрын
@@ApacheJay156 I agree! I demand someone get kicked out of the tour de france so this man can take their place.
@na16773 жыл бұрын
LOL. 🤣 pissing myself with laughter!
@na16773 жыл бұрын
Litterally the funniest (and truest) thing I've seen all day!
@Ieatpaste233 жыл бұрын
@@na1677 And damn the people who say otherwise. They're just a bunch of bigots who didn't train hard enough.
@wildwestjanbutcher6508 ай бұрын
My birth certificate says I’m 61, but my birthdate is just a number “assigned” to me at birth. I identify as a 67 year old, so where’s my pension!
@nidepengyou1018 ай бұрын
Genius ❤
@bolutt7 ай бұрын
The most logical statement EVER!!
@NightWear217 ай бұрын
Are you going to enroll in college again since you identify as 23 again? You should also identify as a "4.0 GPA" student. Be sure you take classes that have absolutely no significance toward progress. It's better to waste the classes time and $ with random Tourette like outbursts demanding others accept your pronouns, That's way more effective for your agenda than actually attending to learn or anything. Really push your agenda 🤣🤣💀💀
@Jonathan.D7 ай бұрын
My son identifies as a pirate. Next week, he undergoes the first of several surgeries in his transition. His left eye will be removed and replaced with an eyepatch. His right leg will be replaced with a peg. Lastly, his left hand is being replaced with a hook. His pronouns are Pi, rate, and Arrrr.
@frenzyviz62967 ай бұрын
Yeah, mine too!
@oilieds95552 жыл бұрын
Inspirational! I was a 225 lb., 6'2 mediocre hockey player. My wife reminded me that I have the maturity of a 12 year old, so now that I identify as such, I'm knocking the crap out of all the other inexplicably smaller 12 year olds in peewee hockey. Thanks Norm.
@faithful4512 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@keepingthefaith90412 жыл бұрын
YOU GO..BE STUNNING & BRAVE
@jashkons2 жыл бұрын
You are inspiration buddy, thank you
@iobenborbiliac59602 жыл бұрын
This brought joyful tears to my eyes. What a hero you are to me.
@keepingthefaith90412 жыл бұрын
@@elvewizzy yea me too. I feel so much better, as I came out as a Trans Cyclist. I beat my friends up the mountain trails all the time. Now I finally come in 1st.
@davekendall52733 жыл бұрын
Fact Check: Experts in transvehiclism have debunked the claim that a 200hp engine provides any competitive advantage. Transbicyclphobes are simply opposed to greater diversity in bicycle races.
@JK-cv9jf3 жыл бұрын
Yep! Because bicyclists transvehicling to motorcyclists would be just as likely to dominate those races as well
@vivianvandermerwe13803 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, CNN fact checked it so its obviously true
@DocMicrowave3 жыл бұрын
They put the motorcycle on Ethanol instead of Gasoline. It lowers the performance and makes the playing field much more even and fair.
@lawsonransom83183 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Truth Love 💘 ☆☆☆☆ & Equity for All!!!!
@margomargo23 жыл бұрын
Transvehiclism! Looollzzz - Perfect! - This video and your remark should be posted on every stream showing women's competitive sports. I saw the problem coming down the pike when Pistorius was allowed to run against men with normal legs and everyone acted as if he did not have an advantage on those prosthetic limbs. I understand there is someone named - no joke - Blake Leeper. He has the same type of prosthetic legs and is being told he has an unfair advantage over the other men and won't be allowed to compete in Japan.
@thenewguy68392 жыл бұрын
This resonates with me because I identify as someone who doesn't owe any taxes. Finding understanding and acceptance is a constant uphill battle.
@FlyingWire52 жыл бұрын
I’m with you on that 100%. I’ve spent my whole life as a tax evader trapped in a tax payer’s body, but these intolerant hateful tax collectors refuse to affirm me
@branson40902 жыл бұрын
@@FlyingWire5 that’s absolutely gut-wrenching Henry. I’m here just with you! stay strong.
@tendatonda16342 жыл бұрын
@@branson4090 As a fellow tax-evader, we need more rights in this modern society, we are human beings, we need to be accepted for who we are, may we evade more taxes my friend peace🙏 .
@paulaskew12942 жыл бұрын
That's funny stuff right there! I thought about identifying as Nancy Pelosi.... but that's just too much baggage.
@LokiBeckonswow2 жыл бұрын
wow, you sound like me, I identify as someone born rich af
@yangerjamir0906 Жыл бұрын
This comment thread is the best I've ever come across on KZbin.
@rickyracestrickland89277 ай бұрын
That is because everyone here is identifying as a comedian
@shoaibalam62387 ай бұрын
Still no match against the dope ibrahimovic threads😂
@sawdust4667 ай бұрын
I love the Bee….
@qjuantum7 ай бұрын
Thanks for letting us know and breaking the chain 🙄
@alohamom23807 ай бұрын
Babylon Bee- the 21st Century court jesters! 🥳
@brianh22873 жыл бұрын
This is what real athletes look like. What an amazing story, and bravery.
@ian_b3 жыл бұрын
I am totally inspired.
@harryfloros87963 жыл бұрын
Stunning...and brave.
@gregb88243 жыл бұрын
The courage it must take to self identify as a bicyclist. So strong.
@Noah-zz8uw3 жыл бұрын
I used to be a semi truck driver, but this has inspired me to identify as a runner. All of the other runners actually go pretty fast before I pass over them. They never catch up to me again though
@tareksadmi71533 жыл бұрын
Bicycles and motorcycles are social constructs! Let him be his true self! Live YOUR truth Norm! Stunning and brave
@dixonpinfold25822 жыл бұрын
A woman I asked out looked at me disapprovingly so I told her I identify as a rich, handsome stud.
@folieadeux54632 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@dereksbooks2 жыл бұрын
Only a bigot will deny that both bicycles and motorcycles can get pregnant. It's ScIeNcE, people!
@robskalas2 жыл бұрын
Your lived experience is all that matters!
@markpayne22172 жыл бұрын
@@dixonpinfold2582 what! You asked out a waaammen? How dare you! Don’t you understand the trauma you caused? I can only hope that you were reported for this clearly misogynistic behaviour and you were fired, sued, locked up and lost absolutely everything.
@edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a mechanic, so I can't tell what a motorcycle or a bicycle is. If he identifies as a bicyclist, he must be one. I'm an ally of the transvehicle community.
@josealmeida762 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what is a woman because I'm not a biologist!" One stupid bitch who wants to be a Supreme Court Judge.
@catwhisperer94892 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@unclecreepy41852 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you support the trans community, but the fact that you think you have to be a mechanic to tell the difference is part of the problem. Being a bicycle isn’t about mechanicology.
@craigscott23152 жыл бұрын
@@unclecreepy4185 let me guess, ew is often where the conversation ends?
@stolearovigor2812 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@apokalypthoapokalypsys95733 ай бұрын
This got very relevant during the 2024 Olympics
@mr.shannon61373 ай бұрын
No more women's sports. Its men's and gay mens sports.
@daPvta2 ай бұрын
oh damn. I didn't look at the upload date before. Thought it was related lmao
@melophylic74692 ай бұрын
how come?
@Wandering_Weeb2 ай бұрын
@@melophylic7469there is a female boxer who got a special medical condition that increases her testosterone so people thought she was trans and should not have been allowed to compete against females
@crusaderACR2 ай бұрын
@@Wandering_Weeb If you mean the Algerian boxer, that person ended up being male genetically. The condition is that, despite being a male, s(he) didn't develop genitals as normal. But it's a male.
@cyancapsulesgone2 жыл бұрын
The real problem is that Norm's bicycle was arbitrarily ASSIGNED the designation motorcycle at the time of production. The machinists failed to wait until they saw if the bike FEELS LIKE a bicycle or a motorcycle.
@SomeOne-ji8ny2 жыл бұрын
👌
@aurora_wolf2 жыл бұрын
This 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@suhaastsunduru8872 жыл бұрын
noice
@smartbiney8012 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@andreasrumpf90122 жыл бұрын
It turns out that transvehiclenism exists throughout human history, the native Americans called it *bi*-cycle, for example.
@jcmafia69793 жыл бұрын
I used to be considered obese. But I started identifying as slim. I'm now a translender.
@fingerscrossed24533 жыл бұрын
I support you
@jcmafia69793 жыл бұрын
@@fingerscrossed2453 thank you. At 305 lbs, I might even qualify to be anorexic.
@salsal88813 жыл бұрын
@@jcmafia6979 dayum why aren't you eating go see a doctor you're withering away.
@jcmafia69793 жыл бұрын
@@salsal8881 😂✌
@jcmafia69793 жыл бұрын
@@mcultra57 😂👏
@carissstewart32113 жыл бұрын
Clearly Hiccup has an unfair advantage: He had embraced him true self while all the losers focused on pesky things like facts.
@jakeweberzwier86553 жыл бұрын
@Josh Randle while Norm focused on "ta science"
@marks66633 жыл бұрын
we choose truth over facts.
@andymanaus10773 жыл бұрын
My feelings don't care about your facts.
@bunsonhoneydew90993 жыл бұрын
Well said
@antlerr2 жыл бұрын
@@marks6663 do you even relize the hipocrasy in your own wording? a fact can never be changed like the moon follows the sun a fact never changing, it is also truth the moon is always after the sun like night follows day! truth and fact are english for the same thing, learn something lemming!
@sheild11177 ай бұрын
I can only imagine all the looks Norm gets in the locker room before each race when all the other cyclists are putting on their skin suits, and Norm is putting on his leathers, it must be very uncomfortable for him, but he yet still gets out there and competes with grace and dignity!
@taotoo23 жыл бұрын
His parents should never have forced their motorcyclist identity on him in the first place.
@shivajesus3 жыл бұрын
I knew it would be an Aprilia!
@nathanwaldron42593 жыл бұрын
That’s fucking halirious
@JA-yz8eq3 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume that motorbikes gender?
@ExtremeDeathman3 жыл бұрын
@@JA-yz8eq the Aprilia already stated it's a zhe, so he didn't abuse zhit.
@WhatsWrongWithTheStreet3 жыл бұрын
No doubt he was bullied in the schoolyard.
@anousenic2 жыл бұрын
"Can you define the word 'bicyclists'?" "No I can't, I'm not a mechanic."
@DieselDoktor2 жыл бұрын
As a professional mechanic, I’ve got to say this isn’t- *what’s that? I’ll be fired from every job I try to get and mobs will threaten to kill me?.* Like I was saying, I’m not sure I’m qualified to make a statement on norm’s “bicycle”… 😂🤣🤣
@PBerning2 жыл бұрын
🙌👏 Exactly!!
@gumbalagumbalaka2 жыл бұрын
Shut up! A bicycle can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people.
@pedropalacios12 жыл бұрын
Bigot
@pedropalacios12 жыл бұрын
TRANS BICYLISTS ARE REAL BICYLISTS!! SHUT UP YOU BIGOT!! you are a threat to our democracy!!!!!
@joelday9155 Жыл бұрын
As a third generation motorcycle rider I was so proud when my son announced that he was bike curious
@tamalpias Жыл бұрын
ROFL! So inspiring and brave! I wish my son will have the same epiphany!
@Fnstine Жыл бұрын
It might help if you talk to him alone about the bike...then pull it out and make him touch it.😵💫👍 Edit: Good God I creeped myself out reading that back.😳
@davidlafontant2973 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gabortolnai984 Жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT!!! :)
@jamest2401 Жыл бұрын
That sir, was GENIUS!!🤣
@brunomalbuquerque9111 ай бұрын
this story just inspired me. During rush hour, i want to be identified as 2 people, so i can use the HOV lane.
@AlexanderTheEvenGreater9 ай бұрын
I might identify as a bus, so that I can use bus lanes.
@DroneToTable8 ай бұрын
You are no longer he. You are now they in traffic 😂
@jeffknott19758 ай бұрын
Just use the pronouns "they/them" then there's more than one of you!!
@BF-277 ай бұрын
I think the actual term is “two spirit”
@badmuppet65326 ай бұрын
You can, just identify as they/ them and bang your in the HOV lane!
@Laurakemn2 жыл бұрын
I am appalled by all the hate and enginephobia in the comments. I am so proud of you, Norm. Way to finally speak your truth.
@jimmyboy1312 жыл бұрын
Those haters are mechanists and engineists! Down with petrolarchy!
@matthewpauls24982 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 petrolarchy LMAO
@carltonhunter58922 жыл бұрын
Laura Enginefobia indeed🤣🤣🤣
@nikhilmishra30302 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 😂😂😂😂😂
@niladrimallik31722 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 Petrolarchy?😂😂
@JohnBowl14690 Жыл бұрын
Massive courage for coming out. I am still a closet bicyclist. Bike shops still shun servicing my bike...calling it names like ...that's Harley, not a bike. I am totally distraught.
@eljoanthonynj6817 Жыл бұрын
That's insane! I'm offended on your behalf and would sue them to oblivion 😡
@RoadToStrength-nv8ei9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry you experiencd such a hateful horrific attack. Just know you have support from other transmotors all over the world
@TakiMitsuha20168 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zobius91918 ай бұрын
"Sorry sir we don't carry those kind of chains.."
@bonnielucas32448 ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍
@michaellin71653 жыл бұрын
When getting paid, I identify $100 bills as $1 bills. When paying others, I identify $1 bills as $100 bills. Truth is relative. My truth is more truthful than your truth.
@craigfoote72183 жыл бұрын
You are such an inspiration to us all 🙏
@draconshot9283 жыл бұрын
Here have my money. Take it all. Let me just hand it you. BTW I identify these bullets as each one million US dollars. Your about to be loaded
@Nicator_3 жыл бұрын
I suppose that makes you Currencyfluid
@gotribe83333 жыл бұрын
Live your truth. Stunning and brave!
@mappsmappings40253 жыл бұрын
I swear that last sentence is a 1984 reference could be wrong though I haven't read that book in a while
@gregc22368 ай бұрын
I used to be poor, but now I identify as a millionaire. The bank said I only have $76.48, but they are just being richaphobic.
@I_S_Chew4 ай бұрын
Bigots!
@ECM774 ай бұрын
Yours is a classic case of a transeconomic syndrome identity. My problem too…
@FallenderStern4 ай бұрын
Cancel em on twitter.
@vectinator76054 ай бұрын
Then you sued the bank for being for being richaphoic and they gave you money as it was rightfully yours as a millionaire.
@Orion_Arts3 ай бұрын
That's discrimination. Sue them for going against your basic human rights of identifying as stuff you're not.
@wij80443 жыл бұрын
It all started when he was only bike-curious.
@margomargo23 жыл бұрын
nicely played!
@ij27593 жыл бұрын
He? HOW DARE YOU
@chigozie1233 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for this gem... Thank you sir
@markh.66873 жыл бұрын
"But soon he became to feel urges and longings for bicycles. He had become bike-sexual...."
@saldipasqualeproductions50552 жыл бұрын
I'm with you Norm. After years of reflection - and in no way related to wanting to dominate a sport - I finally realized that my life as a 40 year old was a lie. I now identify as an 11 year old and play little league baseball with my son. I never felt better throwing an 70 mph fastball, having a 1.000 batting average and just being me. And the craziest thing has happened... My team and I have won 3 consecutive Little League titles! Totally unrelated!
@ge26232 жыл бұрын
"Beak Fishtrout....Junior"
@lennartsix61022 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster till you get a girlfriend in little league
@skelen65772 жыл бұрын
Totally unreal*. Had to correct you buddy
@andyruiz93492 жыл бұрын
Somebody already beat you to that transitioning. Look him-her up, name is "Stefoknee" a 7 year old girl/46-year--old auto mechanic man.
@shooshatowers80592 жыл бұрын
You're so brave. Hugz.
@Tweekend272 жыл бұрын
This is completely unfair. His bike has benefited from years of internal combustion propulsion. No one wants to speak up for fear of being labelled a 'throttle-phobe'.
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
You probably are transphobic most of you dumb asses are why don't you guys come up with an original joke we get it you guys are the same people who would reuse "I identify as an attack helicopter" it's funny how you guys still can't come up with any new type of joke 🤣
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
@notademobot41792 жыл бұрын
Twitter's coming...
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
@@notademobot4179 retarded trumptards are coming
@lelamaciolek11662 жыл бұрын
Unfairness is being a bicyclist on the inside and everyone else treating you like a motorcyclist because you have only raced motorcycles.
@datgriffcray2 ай бұрын
I showed this video to my 6 month old old and he said “being a cyclist is a social construct rooted in patriarchial racism.” I couldn’t be more proud 😢
@jameslittle77503 жыл бұрын
There is NO mechanical difference between motorcycles and bicycles, that's a fact, it's science.
@Dennis-nc3vw3 жыл бұрын
Bicycles are a social construct.
@Master_Yoda19903 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Both have only two wheels that go around, a seat for a person, and hand brakes. They’re essentially the same.
@gotzvonunentberlichingen14523 жыл бұрын
As long as the motorcycle and bicycle have testosterone levels under 5 ag/dl everything is okay.
@gigakuma3 жыл бұрын
The science is settled guys.😂👍
@Noah-zz8uw3 жыл бұрын
Some people say that transcycles have an advantage with their engines, but you have to understand that cisbikes have always had advantages over each other. Some can change gears, therefore the sport has never been fair, and we SHOULD allow transcycles with engines to participate
@heddshot87 Жыл бұрын
After watching this I realized I was the same. I dragged my motorcycle into a bicycle shop and they yelled at me to get out. I have never cried so hard. I've just filed a lawsuit.
@traphimawari7760 Жыл бұрын
such transvehiclephobes we should hold a transvehicle pride parade in front of their shop wearing leather jackets labeled hells angels as the name of our movement and just rev our bicycles till they get a noise complaint and their business simply put out due to the lack of customers, that should show those transbike harassers
@gelid1578 Жыл бұрын
I motorized my bicycle what have I done… have a gone to far?
@abhinavanekapalli3639 Жыл бұрын
@@gelid1578 use ART(automotive replacement therapy) it will help u transition a bit faster
@samyporrata5840 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry you experienced bigotry
@screamingsixties Жыл бұрын
Literally shaking rn
@justincider88923 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this guy, but this is stunning and incredibly brave to finally live life as himself. I'm proud to be a trans-vehicle ally.
@kevinh23453 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on standing up as a trans-vehicular ally. We really need more people on this important trans-mission
@ElliottWong20243 жыл бұрын
@@kevinh2345 "Trans-mission" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@dougwint2 ай бұрын
I’m surprised YT hasn’t taken this channel down for “hateful/harmful” speech. Great stuff.
@samsmullen9913 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for my Medicare and Social Security benefits since I've identified myself as 70 year old. My biological age is irreverent.
@davidryder33743 жыл бұрын
I actually quit my job and lay on my couch all day, because I identify as a billionaire. I'm offended that the government hasn't recognized my choice and started sending me checks yet.
@Japaneseanimeguy3 жыл бұрын
Irrelevant. Irreverent indicates that you biological age was somehow revered or worshipped but is no longer or that it is somehow not showing reverence to God, neither of which is possible since age has no relevance to revereing anything.
@freddexta33633 жыл бұрын
@Scooter McDingleberry Some long forgotten science that actually taught that male and female humans are not interchangeable depending on your feelings of that month.
@AndieZ4U23 жыл бұрын
@@davidryder3374 HILARIOUS 😂😅🤣
@larion23363 жыл бұрын
@Scooter McDingleberry I think you'll find Biology only exists when what it is saying is convenient to me.
@davidryder33743 жыл бұрын
I'm worried that people doing satire will soon find themselves out of work, as there won't be any way to be more silly than the actual reality.
@zapazap3 жыл бұрын
Thank God the hosting requirements for The Bee are not so great as to migrate quickly (an educated guess) and that we have not reached the point where DNS interruption is an issue. I don't know how long that will last though. Will we someday need proxy server in the US for US residents to reliably reach _The Bee?_
@cristiewentz85863 жыл бұрын
@The Cat they do. It's called "Not the Bee".
@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
I saw an actual new story on TV today that some leftist college is banning the term "trigger warning" as it might be offensive to people who suffered trauma from gun violence. It wasn't even a joke like this is... Let that sink in for a moment, people are getting triggered by "trigger warning". Reality truly IS the satire now.
@zapazap3 жыл бұрын
@@Dargonhuman Some students should invite KISS to play 'Love Gun' :)
@brunetteordie3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to china.
@fjb29863 жыл бұрын
I had tears streaming down my face. This was increadibly inspirational! Why isn't the mainstream media covering this amazing story?
@livefreeprintguns2 жыл бұрын
Because the MSM is full of straight white men aka BIGOTS!
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
lol amazing comment
@itsourlife2 жыл бұрын
Coz of the enginophobia. 😢
@soundmindbodydivine8 ай бұрын
Thank you. The world needs this.
@sauzeeee3 жыл бұрын
"Brave and stunning; an inspiring story for future transmissioning cyclists" - NYTimes
@steveburg8153 жыл бұрын
Transmissioning - I can only hope that was intentional.
@OnochieAfigbo3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@briansimmons86433 жыл бұрын
It was one thing when they just demanded the r1ght to drive their motorcycles as bicycles in the privacy of their own driveways, but this is too much. Its gone too far.
@briansimmons86433 жыл бұрын
We need to have comprehensive driver's ed in pre-school so ch1ldren aren't forced into a Bicyclonormative social framework.
@Arp4773 жыл бұрын
Thats a great double-entendre!
@altaccaltacc7652 Жыл бұрын
as a scammer identifies as a charity chairman, this brings tears to my eyes and inspire me to continue my fight against those bigoted anti corruption agencies.
@awangkumohamaddanishbinawangja Жыл бұрын
😂
@Emperors_Deathangel Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@altaccaltacc7652 Жыл бұрын
@@Emperors_Deathangel 😂😂😂
@Emperors_Deathangel Жыл бұрын
@@altaccaltacc7652 man, you made my first laugh of the day. But thinking about IRS and Gate relationship, no wonder 😂
@lazy_beetle1657 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better 😕
@StudleyDuderight2 жыл бұрын
For years I felt out of place driving my car home from work in rush hour traffic. One day something just clicked and I realized I was actually driving a police cruiser. I installed lights and a siren and now I don't sit in traffic anymore. The crazy thing is I apparently wasn't alone. There were others who felt the same way I did. They even escorted me all the way to my house. Some people have accused me of impersonating a police officer, but they're just bigots who can't accept me being who I truly am.
@kellybults82482 жыл бұрын
would be so mutch funnier if ur name was jeremy white
@testsubject59902 жыл бұрын
Same here, but I identify myself as a pedestrian and use the footpath. Some pedestrians were disgruntled as I push past them in my car but if they should respect my choice to be a pedestrian in a car.
@theochasid89962 жыл бұрын
Lol perfect
@kimberlyhovis58642 жыл бұрын
Nailed it, lol!
@timopper5488 Жыл бұрын
@@testsubject5990 We really owe a debt to a certain Fred Flintstone, for our current freedom to self-identify as pedestrians in cars. If it weren’t for his bold use of a foot-powered city & highway vehicle, this world would be a much more oppressive place. Same goes for his use of a fresh dowsing of elephant snot to get him lathered up and raring to go in the morning. Without that, no modern showers! Thank you, Mr. Flintstone.
@NannerPuddin144 Жыл бұрын
This video really opened my eyes. I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. But no more! I'm entering a dart competition next week. Wish me luck!
@ABC-yt1nq5 ай бұрын
Hey, similar story here! I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. Because I had a business going around installing the Golden Arches for new MacDonalds restaurants. Wait a sec. .... I AM an archer.
@NannerPuddin1445 ай бұрын
@@ABC-yt1nq I don't know if you're a dad, but that is a great dad joke! lol
@jeffsummstl3 жыл бұрын
Unrelated things happen after other unrelated things. - Norm Hiccup
@BigSmartArmed3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a perfect alibi....
@SongstaForLife3 жыл бұрын
It’s a common expression.
@pariah_carey3 жыл бұрын
INSPIRATIONAL!! 🙏🏻 👏 👏 👏 🙏🏻
@AndieZ4U23 жыл бұрын
Hey, I quoted that too. Great unrelated minds think related things all the time
@louisalevine37113 жыл бұрын
This is priceless!
@yourmajesty10993 жыл бұрын
I bet you all the transvehiclephobes and bigots are going to dislike this video denying Norms right to exist as a bicyclist...
@jamesanthony84383 жыл бұрын
11 of the vicious haters have already shown their true colors regarding this brave hero. ='(
@OlTrailDog3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps you meant to say "bicygots"? Forgiven.
@yourmajesty10993 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanthony8438 the haters are saying he has an unfair advantage... can you believe that nonsense?
@adamgm1303 жыл бұрын
who cares?
@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
@@OlTrailDog Oh my God, that's perfect! I love you!
@pythonbbx Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s motorfluid, this guy makes me so proud
@SundaeSaurus Жыл бұрын
Think about the motorqueers 🥹
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Жыл бұрын
What about cismotors??
@LA_HA Жыл бұрын
@@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Cismotors? See? Everytime we want to talk about our traumatic cycling, here come the Cismotors and their "all motors matter" crap. Can't y'all just leave us alone to fly our multi oil flag and be stunning and brave?
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Жыл бұрын
@@LA_HA haha love this😭😍🤣🤣
@joshuaam7701 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry he’s a Bi cyclist…
@Puhckaaaa8 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how, in 2024, I, by the title, believed it could happen
@Robert-bk1dm8 ай бұрын
It will happen just give it a little time. Peace out.
@TheGadileck7 ай бұрын
Excellent use of the comma.
@diaperamess5 ай бұрын
it basically did happen. leah thomas or however you spell his name
@joelwillems40815 ай бұрын
@@diaperamess The sixty year old bicyclist guy was first. Suddenly, he was beating twenty and thirty year old actual women. I think he was in England where they now put you in jail if you don't use a pronoun someone picks from a hat in the morning.
@lashicd5 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing
@christopherbeddoe4063 жыл бұрын
So the moral of the story is: If you can't beat them, identify as a disadvantaged group and beat them.
@lucascoval8283 жыл бұрын
NAILED IT! 😎😎😎
@AndieZ4U23 жыл бұрын
Bullseye 🎯
@ritareitsma37703 жыл бұрын
A remake of the Ringer would have him identifying as his true self, a disabled athlete, and it would end, not in his shame, but in joyous celebration of his bravery and courage.
@ffs61583 жыл бұрын
Unironically yes. I am Spartacus works in many contexts.
@janetbromhead41153 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!! You’ve GOT IT 😃 Pathetic, aye? 😖
@JustSayin4443 жыл бұрын
It's shocking where we are as a society, that THIS is a perfect analogy of what we are seeing in the real world. God help us!
@BigSmartArmed3 жыл бұрын
@@mitch_the_-itch yeah, and then they just wanted to get married, and now they are taking away kids from their parents. You give them an inch, and they'll destroy your life and steal your kids.
@abcdefg21203 жыл бұрын
@@BigSmartArmed Taking kids from their parents? Is that what you call adoption?
@BigSmartArmed3 жыл бұрын
@@abcdefg2120 No, pederasts in CPS taking kids from parents is not called "adoption", it's called kidnapping. It is your chose to be ignorant about it, but so many parents across the country know exactly what it is, there is no more hiding it, and parents are organizing on a national level. Degenerate filth will pay fir their crimes against humanity. You better read quick because this comment will be deleted by YT, pedos cover for other pedos.
@hkelly16233 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that this news item is on the Babylon 🐝! Has the 🐝 started running real true news items?
@redwolflancer30513 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better
@johnpersse17232 жыл бұрын
Bigots see a “motorcyclist” I see a strong power BRAVE Bicyclist who finally found his truth. When lance armstrong let me and America down by cheating in his races, it was truly inspiring to see a genuine hero emerge.
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
@angelalewis36452 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻
@jeffcarroll65532 жыл бұрын
Lance identified as a non drug taking cyclist. Not sure why he was banned.
@marthajohann73672 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ericpabon24582 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@catsamazing3387 ай бұрын
Brilliant. You’ve just shown the lunacy of the ‘woke’ in all its shining glory 👍
@aevenova97802 жыл бұрын
Very spooky how this isn't really satire anymore
@The_Rising_Dragon2 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT?!
@TwinGoats2 жыл бұрын
Right, it would be funny like 10 years ago..
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
This video is trash and the people who don't understand what the creators are doing are dumb af.
@GraffitiKitty12 жыл бұрын
Some lady married her cat the other day
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
@@GraffitiKitty1 cool story some man groomed and married his teen daughter the other day.
@carlschnackel30513 жыл бұрын
I love the way this site pokes fun at the stupidity in the world.
@Phobos14833 жыл бұрын
How long will it be allowed?
@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum3 жыл бұрын
@@Phobos1483yup
@CLXCL3 жыл бұрын
Not world - West mostly. The rest of the world could be poor but has common sense.
@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum3 жыл бұрын
@@CLXCL west Europe is just like America tho, democracy is there the strongest and soon every country will become like that I mean that's what they are working on.
@CLXCL3 жыл бұрын
@@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum I said "west". Do you know what that means, right? West Europe is a "west" I was talking about. I agree with your second statement but bro learn some global terminologies.
@mrisdn98r3 жыл бұрын
I heard that he had to sign a document confirming that his bicycle has not run on any gasoline higher than 85 octane for 1 year. It's so wonderful to see such diversity and inclusiveness.
@ayodub3 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@briellebardot52523 жыл бұрын
They should add that in!
@sophiaredwood58253 жыл бұрын
LOL
@SouthBaySteelers3 жыл бұрын
what are you - a transenergetic phobe? That is solar, bro! Now the government wants to ban all solar energy you put in the energy containment cell. Typical haters like you call it gasoline.
@Luvacanuck9 ай бұрын
I identify as having NOT laughed my bum off over this! Also, some of the most clever comments on a video EVER!(Even more relatable 2yrs on)❤️🇨🇦👍🏼
@vivianvandermerwe13803 жыл бұрын
The studies show that if he uses low octane fuel for a year, it levels the playing field. Bicyclists really should stop complaining!
@steve166h3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@goats72jannah603 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 that's to the point
@johndavis70787 ай бұрын
I never thought of that. But you're right! Ten thousand, billion, zillion studies have been conducted around the world and we KNOW it's true!
@lornamurdocheaton6246 ай бұрын
Low octane fuel use by minors should absolutely be banned though.
@luzclara38556 ай бұрын
Best comment. 🏆🥇
@howdydobuckeroo1204 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, all of the racing community is supporting you Norm. We racists support you fully.
@reginaphalange9316 Жыл бұрын
Loooool
@davidthomas8265 Жыл бұрын
Epic!!!
@_ghostly_ Жыл бұрын
Indeed we do
@mrspecialeducation7297 Жыл бұрын
SARCASTIC HATE SPEECH ALERT!!! lol
@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын
I wanna be a racist
@squirehaggard47493 жыл бұрын
So glad he's a bicyclist now. That means there's no more carbon emissions from his 200hp bicycle.
@JimBob-vb8oz3 жыл бұрын
Just increased levels of Smug polluting the air
@karlgiese61003 жыл бұрын
I mean even a 200hp yamaha r1 has a lower fuel consumption than a Honda civic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@TazerGames3 жыл бұрын
@@karlgiese6100 soooo irrelevant
@farikkun18413 жыл бұрын
my 20hp125cc honda is better
@rwilko95253 жыл бұрын
My 50cc 2 stroke scooter out pollutes them all. I also identify as a woman 👩
@Oklahoma-Dreaming5 ай бұрын
People say I’m “mean.” Fair enough. But I identify as a “nice person.” So bow down to my niceness. Or else.
@jennyjones9908 Жыл бұрын
I identify as a 25 year old female. I have been 25 for the last 9 years. He truly inspires me to continue being my true self!!
@reinhard7164 Жыл бұрын
Damn. 9yr olds more mature than most american adults.
@VictorMarwood Жыл бұрын
@@klinestill why did you correct him?
@srafid2000 Жыл бұрын
You got me on this one!
@DersNoNem Жыл бұрын
@@klinestill thanks dad
@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын
@@klinestillwhy did you contradict yourselves?
@brindlebriar2 жыл бұрын
I caught something really clever in this, and I'm not sure everyone caught it: His name was Norm, so when he transitioned, he became 'the new Norm.'
@vegardt34332 жыл бұрын
That's totally unrelated!
@officialmkamzeemwatela Жыл бұрын
Smart!🤣
@heddshot87 Жыл бұрын
Totally Normal
@ctfan1486 Жыл бұрын
Booo
@chrisallclips Жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@rs720982 жыл бұрын
They should give him the "Bicyclist of the year" award. His people have been discriminated against their whole lives.
@cyancapsulesgone2 жыл бұрын
That is a BRILLIANT follow-up to their Man of the Year bit that got them kicked off of Twitter. Brilliant! Babylon Bee, I hope you're listening.
@AinzWoolGown Жыл бұрын
The bicyclists were fighting dor decades to gain recognition and a spot on different motorway strata. After trying for decades to bring some green representation, battling the toxic motorists, they are allowing themselves to sabotaged by the transvehiclists. Its pathetic.
@theneurologist1 Жыл бұрын
Definitely! Then they should be paid millions in reparations because of their great great great grandfather bicyclist having to be oppressed over a hundred years ago.....
@Psychodermia8 ай бұрын
As a bi-cyclist, I support the bravery of Norm and his determination. Two wheels, handlebars, and a sweet seat. We're all the same! 👽✌️
@lukefredsall2 жыл бұрын
I feel this. I have a jet ski that identifies as a swimmer. I've been killing it in triathlons this year.
@brackcarmony63852 жыл бұрын
Completely unrelatedly.
@waverunner247da-fish72 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@eeveeofalltrades47802 жыл бұрын
Wait, killing who-
@YoutubeDictatorship20242 жыл бұрын
Wait, we are allowed to ride swimmers in a triathlon?
@eeveeofalltrades47802 жыл бұрын
@@KZbinDictatorship2024 you have opened the wrong door
@wheeliewheelie13 жыл бұрын
Motorcycles and bicycles are just social constructs, mostly by mechanics. But they are equal in every way.
@AZVIDS2 жыл бұрын
Mechanics are totally rayshists
@aprilrawls51622 жыл бұрын
😂
@KrunchyJD2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they all have 2wheels and round tyres, completely no difference..
@justinchan96572 жыл бұрын
One is mechanically powered, one is human powered.
@flashlight52872 жыл бұрын
@@justinchan9657 only in theory…
@masksarelies3913 жыл бұрын
The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening. This is why we need laws protecting this group.
It was one thing when they just wanted to ride their motorcycles in their own driveway, who could object? Now, they want to take over everything and bully anyone who disagrees with them.
@damiengates75813 жыл бұрын
The normie cyclists should be killed for being normal though, we need laws for that too.
@Abcd1234kkji3 ай бұрын
Watching this after the olympics lmao this couldnt age any better how stupendous modern people can be
@ProjectPaolo2 ай бұрын
Idiocracy is real
@BigGator53 жыл бұрын
So stunning. So brave.
@reinhardlowen20323 жыл бұрын
well it is pride month
@limb.dondototohasstartedso72883 жыл бұрын
Yep
@benlovelace19613 жыл бұрын
I bet that guy is still winning races in his 80s. So inspiring
@Ziggy_Moonglow3 жыл бұрын
So courageous..
@Saint_nobody3 жыл бұрын
(Waves his jazz hands in support)
@MikeyDog3 жыл бұрын
Finally a shout out to the Transvehicle community. Thank you so much for doing this.
@Mary-vw8gh3 жыл бұрын
We are here for you. You are valid. Keep living your truth!! #TransvehiclistLivesMatter
@impalamama73023 жыл бұрын
Yall are killing me....aw heck....where did I put my Depends??
@rinzler97753 жыл бұрын
The difference between a motor bike and a bicycle is all in the mind.
@stevecade8573 жыл бұрын
I think it's more what you have between your legs but hey your opinion counts as well.
@ejrandler3 жыл бұрын
It's a social construct, you may say.
@fierce-green-fire88873 жыл бұрын
@@stevecade857 why are you so fixated on what's between a person's legs?? "It's what is in our hearts not our parts that counts!" hahah A real life idiot once told me that in all seriousness.
@christophermorrison86323 жыл бұрын
...until you have to take one up a steep hill...
@10thletter403 жыл бұрын
Not all men and women have to do different stuff or is better or worse. But sects (misspelled) is a fact. One that cant be ignored and shouldnt be.
@ref1233 ай бұрын
Who's here after the olympics boxing?
@dmitrybashmakov9002 ай бұрын
Me
@melophylic74692 ай бұрын
whats wrong?
@guardrail28973 жыл бұрын
Just think, last year this would have been satire. Today, it's 100% legit.
@lukethykim99643 жыл бұрын
Nope, it’s still satire
@lossantoscity32493 жыл бұрын
@@lukethykim9964 Tell that to girl who almost died in a cage Fight fighting a Transgender.
@lukethykim99643 жыл бұрын
@@lossantoscity3249 Yeah, and people are rightfully getting outraged about that shit. As far as I’ve seen, it’s not as acceptable as this video makes it out to be. And besides, the video isn’t even focusing on transgender stuff it’s exaggerating and talking about like a trans-biker or something.
@MyYTwatcher3 жыл бұрын
@@lukethykim9964 Tell it to the female weightlifters who will have to compete with biologic man (Laurel Hubbard).
@lukethykim99643 жыл бұрын
@@MyYTwatcher Okay, will do!
@Oliver-sv3ik3 жыл бұрын
I feel this guys pain. I'm a trans-senior. It's a devastating situation that people don't understand and constantly ridicule. Basically, I'm a 65-72 year old (depending on retirement qualifications at this time), trapped in a 40 year old body. I need my retirement now and no one cares! No one listens to my pleas to give me my retirement benefits, my social security checks, my free medical, my Mcdonalds discounts, now, because I'm trans-senior and need to retire today, not thirty some years from now, (depending upon retirement qualifications at that time). There's just so much hate and misunderstanding about trans people... It's sad.
@21area213 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear your story Ollie. Hopefully these bigots will soon recognize your senior age of (65-72 depending retirement qualifications at the time)!
@lurchy122 жыл бұрын
Unrelated event: working for a rich cougar.
@stevekillgore92722 жыл бұрын
1000% true ! Me too !!!
@Dr_Wrong2 жыл бұрын
Shirley you get your White Privilege check..?
@lindamillen25362 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain
@David_Trowbridge Жыл бұрын
This is groundbreaking, I think I'm going to identify as a bus during rush hour and drive in the bus lane
@corporal747 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Rockstopmotion Жыл бұрын
Or a cop car make sure you make the sounds with your mouth
@donbechtelini Жыл бұрын
In every "community" except the one you apparently live in, people would just call that an @$$hole, but thanks for sharing your story of rush hour oppression. Youre so special and unique, so brave!
@judasthepious1499 Жыл бұрын
can I join too.. I think us, transbusser, have stick up to each other
@JustAnotherNorthman Жыл бұрын
You guys are wonderful! I am laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes. 😂
@wabbit49368 ай бұрын
I was never satisfied being a speedboat skipper, i always knew something in my life was amiss, that's when i embraced my truth and realised i was actually an olympic sailor, now i've crushed all the world records and receive a fancy gold medal after every race!
@WillProwse3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I am touched. So BRAVE 😂
@markusaralius3 жыл бұрын
And stunning! Absolutely stunning.
@arnoldt473 жыл бұрын
Will also watches this channel hahahahahah this world is small where humour minds gather
@masksarelies3913 жыл бұрын
The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening. This is why we need laws protecting this group.
@heatherstrigens2583 жыл бұрын
Stunning just stunning
@Jorexzill3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@mikespilligan14903 жыл бұрын
This is so stunning and brave can it be be shown in all our schools and taught as an anti bias example, lets call it: Critical. Racing. Theory.
@kenneththorberg69143 жыл бұрын
Hands down!
@allmycircuits88503 жыл бұрын
Finally I understood why everyone talks about Cathode Ray Tube in 2021...
@benfaubion3 жыл бұрын
Only relevant if you talk about the whitewall tire supremacists.. and the harm they've caused to the non-whitewall (BITOC) tire community. Otherwise it's just a cover for more whitewall supremacy.
@edoboleyn3 жыл бұрын
Mike, this is a profoundly underrated comment.
@murielkinsella35263 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@adamr53233 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in this struggle. I'm finally coming out of the garage guys!
@Ash-zh5yg Жыл бұрын
I was a motorcyclist once and I had dreams of being a cyclist, but after I was hurt I was forced by my mother to transition to 4 wheels...your bravery is inspiring!
@techrvl94063 жыл бұрын
"IT'S NOT A RACE, SLOW DOWN!!" "It was a race... and he knew that."
@geotechms3 жыл бұрын
Start making this about RACE! 👍
@yammoyammamoto83233 жыл бұрын
@@geotechms Oh... snap! :D
@carl73822 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to this brave cyclist. Anyone who disagrees how great he is should be cancelled immediately.
@rs720982 жыл бұрын
They're just complete bigots and holding back progression in our society. If they ban his motorcycle from any bike races, that means we are returning back to the dark ages.
@idono59352 жыл бұрын
Yeah, agree. Like why those people even bother so much about transvehicle. Transbicycle is a bicycle, what is so hard to understand about it.
@ghostlightx90052 жыл бұрын
Only a racist white supremacist would disagree.
@John-cj7et3 жыл бұрын
Norm is an inspiration to me. I now identify as a bicyclist, driving my Toyota Camry. Yeah, I miss some of the checkpoints that aren't on a street but the organizers put them there because they are racists.
@ez_company93252 жыл бұрын
its people like you that are destroying the cause from the inside. They arent racists they are white supremacists. Words have power and can be used as weapons. Please educate yourself before spreading any harmful ignorance.
@ISuperI2 жыл бұрын
XD
@Mallus012 жыл бұрын
Wow you are so brave!
@culturecanvas7772 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blankblank74022 жыл бұрын
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
@Cell4TR3 ай бұрын
The fact that this is a 3 years old video
@mr.shannon61373 ай бұрын
I'm also watching it for first time. It is so relevant, it needs to be shared and make it's way to top of everypnes KZbin recommendations again.
@Eagle-gl7bq2 ай бұрын
I just realized that after reading your comments. How could this video so relevant to Olympic 2024?! ❤
@stinkyham90502 жыл бұрын
A similar thing happened to me. As a 43 year old man I was getting my ass kicked in the over 30 karate tournaments I entered until I realized I'm a 10 year old non-binary symbol. Now completely unrelated to me entering the 12 and under category I'm a 5 times All Valley Cobra Kai champion.
@roderickcortez1382 жыл бұрын
You're so brave!
@azurecerulean12792 жыл бұрын
GO OFF QUEEN YAS GET THEM
@captainobvious80372 жыл бұрын
This 43 year old dude before smacking a child across the room: "STRIKE FIRST - STRIKE HARD - NO MERCY" The parents: "So brave"
@stinkyham90502 жыл бұрын
@@captainobvious8037 LOL. I f@#!ing love it. Can't wait to guest star on Cobra Kai. Hollywood here I come.
@waverunner247da-fish72 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!
@TaaxiCaab3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see Norm take the gold this summer in Tokyo. He's a true American Hero!
@ivanbluetarski90713 жыл бұрын
norms gonna be a tour de farce at the tour de france
@marcelluscor79173 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll even burn an American flag and endorse crt lol
@rowleskids3 жыл бұрын
Then, unfortunately, a Formula 1 racer became a bicyclist and destroyed all of Norm's records.
@deadlypandaghost3 жыл бұрын
It was a heroic day. Truely brave and stunning.
@stubones3 жыл бұрын
Then the blue angels identified as cyclists and … 😂
@dougmac30463 жыл бұрын
Two wheels good, four wheels bad.
@NileMcMillion3 жыл бұрын
@@dougmac3046 how can you even live with your hateful and discriminatory self! #fourwheelsmatter
@dougmac30463 жыл бұрын
@@NileMcMillion Can't you see that having more than one wheel per axle gives you an inherent, possibly even a systemic advantage. You four wheel types may think you are being allies to the two wheel community, but until you've lived my experience, which you can't, the only way you can come close to redeeming yourself is by attacking all other four wheelers and shaming them into non existence. Only then will I allow you to elevate yourself to the position of my servant. You can then spend your remaining days happily greasing my beautiful, single wheeled axles.
@huey10115 ай бұрын
Absolutely love this! What a brilliant way to compare what's really going on. The acting is awesome as well
@shyamsundarrajan2469 Жыл бұрын
As a car driver after watching this video i fully identify myself as a pedestrian. Unfortunately the society still looks down on me when I try to use the pedestrian only sidewalks but one day I am hoping to bring change that other pedestrian trapped in a 4 wheeler can use the sidewalks.
@RoyalFizzbin Жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave. Be your inner true self; anyone who thinks you should do otherwise is a pedestrianistaphobe.
@bluerfoot Жыл бұрын
ok you got me laughing.
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Жыл бұрын
You have my support, never lose hope brave man!
@kholi9441 Жыл бұрын
Selmon bhoi approves 😂
@shyamsundarrajan2469 Жыл бұрын
@@kholi9441 😀
@velocirapture892 жыл бұрын
As a cyclist who identifies as a rally car driver, I can feel this man’s pain. ❤ intersectionality
@5688gamble2 жыл бұрын
I know, but even though i identify as a really car driver, I cannot seem to win, they're just too fast!
@cwavt8849 Жыл бұрын
That was beautiful! Very witty. Thanks 👍
@Kurakumakachilibaba Жыл бұрын
You're so brave! I wish i had the courage to come out and transition to who I really am inside... a rich person.. but I'm scared people won't understand or support it since they insist I am poor.
@puffythecampfireplayer6143 Жыл бұрын
@Omar Khurshid “paralyzed from the eyes down “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@s.susanmarandi90802 жыл бұрын
As a cycling-fluid person, I highly approve this message.
@aruglaempire25182 жыл бұрын
So is that oil??
@nyk33342 жыл бұрын
Could be a little more unicycle inclusive but it’s a start.
@latenttweet2 жыл бұрын
Hi there. Are you uni or bi ? Hmu 🥰
@ricardokojin72 жыл бұрын
Reminds me as that time my machine gun started identifying as boxing gloves... oh boy, now that's what boxing is really all about
@s.susanmarandi90802 жыл бұрын
@@latenttweet lol
@johnhasty341110 ай бұрын
I wish I could go back 100 years and show an audience the current culture and film their reactions 😮
@bldontmatter53198 ай бұрын
They'd pass laws trying to restrict this stuff before it happened, or not even understand the dozens of new words they've made up
@freakbrothers20123 жыл бұрын
On the flipside Judy Slowlap, the cyclist who identifies with a motorcyclist, has just come last, again, in her 35th motorcycle race. You go Judy.
@bastis34393 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave
@joelmartin25493 жыл бұрын
Not gonna happen, have you ever heard of a trans female to male compete in sports?
@Apriluser3 жыл бұрын
@@joelmartin2549 Right??
@ufoclips13 жыл бұрын
I`m sorry,but "flipside"is homophobical.Report to the nearest purple haired person and give yousrlf up.
@DavidKowalski3 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of Norm for his courage to publicly be who he truly is and to endure the hate he receives from narrow-minded people.
@edwardsd2403 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he received death threats. That proves he’s a victim and needs to be protected.
@hongkongphooey773 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean narrow laned people 🤣
@robskalas2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant! Love that the mockumentary is called "Switching Gears."
@lisapoole54202 жыл бұрын
It's not a mock, dude. It's real. Some guy in an above comment is going to shatter Norms records with his Toyota. The plot is about to get REAL interesting.......
@Rob-fx2dw9 ай бұрын
It is so courageous for his motorcycle to come out of the closet so to speak (or was it the garage) after all those years and now compete with the other bicycles who were not trapped in their own frames for all those years.
@Bones12x23 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's using lower octane fuel to transition so there is no way he retains any of the advantages built into the motorcycle. Its totally fair.
@theozzyjoker29852 жыл бұрын
PERFECT Analogy to the PATHETIC testosterone bullshit!
@mitleid_en2 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@1lollmaolol12 жыл бұрын
Thanks to science, we can measure how much octane is in his fuel, so we can always decide what's acceptable. Lets thank science for that!
@rnvaamonde2 жыл бұрын
Best comment so far...
@brentbartley68382 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, octane rating does nothing for engine power, it rates the fuel's resistance to detonation that comes with different compression ratios in engines. A higher performance engine, like in his Aprilia Tuono (noice btw, I have 2 in my garage) will need higher octane, 91 or better, to prevent detonation and engine damage.
@rhpicayune3 жыл бұрын
Stunning and Brave! Engine power vs leg power is a construct. So happy he came out of the closet! ❤️
@AKUJIVALDO3 жыл бұрын
Garage, not a closet...
@sargondp693 жыл бұрын
'Engine power vs leg power is a construct.' This, sir, will begin a new college.
@GrimgoreIronhide2 жыл бұрын
Hey! Motorcycles run of chemical reactions and stuff, and the strength that comes from your legs also does!
@Fuzcapp2 жыл бұрын
Or the garage ...
@charliewalters5362 жыл бұрын
Leathers...mate - he came in his leathers; and has now put them in the closet (duh, like....obviously) and is into his Lycra phase. Honestly, some people can be so judgemental.
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks3 жыл бұрын
Norm is so brave. He is living his true self, his best life, finally just being who he was meant to be. Now he's a real winner 🏆 What an inspiration to us all 💖 Norm Hiccup 2024!
@johngalt20693 жыл бұрын
Such an inspiration. Hate to admit I used to be a bigot but Norms story made me see that we are all just different in our own special way.
@loganthesaint3 жыл бұрын
Norm hiccup for president
@thecompanioncube42113 ай бұрын
As a Porsche driver, identifying myself as handicapped was always my true calling and I knew it. Now i am an special Olympics wheelchair race gold medal winner, the dream of me being myself has come true