Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

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@burieddreamer
@burieddreamer 3 жыл бұрын
I identify as a millionaire. I'm a transwealth. Yet every time I walk into the bank to make a withdraw, or I try to buy properties, or get new credit cards, etc, I'm laughed at and ridiculed. I feel really depressed about that. People are intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transwealthphobic people.
@rcnelson
@rcnelson 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto. I'm a transmonarch but no one worships me. Bigots they are, one and all.
@thehammer9599
@thehammer9599 2 жыл бұрын
I identify as transphobic. End the hate of hate.
@davidm4566
@davidm4566 2 жыл бұрын
You should sue them for their racism and bigotry to deny your identifying as a millionaire.
@talisikid1618
@talisikid1618 2 жыл бұрын
LOL!! That’s me too!!
@kanedNunable
@kanedNunable 2 жыл бұрын
i feel your pain my man. i am the same, i feel menial jobs are beneath me and for others, i should be laying on a yacht with 10 young pretty ladies. i can feel it.
@ogenmatic
@ogenmatic 2 жыл бұрын
Face it folks. Norm’s bicycle is much heavier than the bicycles of his competitors and he STILL crushes them! A true hero & an inspiration to us all.
@ReggieLouise
@ReggieLouise 2 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@huskiehuskerson5300
@huskiehuskerson5300 2 жыл бұрын
True
@johnwhauserman
@johnwhauserman 2 жыл бұрын
So stunning and brave, Well done Norm.
@faithful451
@faithful451 2 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave!
@m0-m0597
@m0-m0597 2 жыл бұрын
yaaaaaas queeeeen slaaaaay queeeeeen
@mohammadtausifrafi8277
@mohammadtausifrafi8277 Жыл бұрын
Why cannot a person just identify as the winner? End this discrimination already.
@terrencedeagle4429
@terrencedeagle4429 Жыл бұрын
Don't have to race right..😅
@CH-Wisdom
@CH-Wisdom Жыл бұрын
Love it!!!!!
@konstsh2240
@konstsh2240 Жыл бұрын
Isnt discrimination the purpose of all competitions? The majority loses and just few wins, so intolerant and traumatizing.
@terrencedeagle4429
@terrencedeagle4429 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@terrencedeagle4429
@terrencedeagle4429 Жыл бұрын
@@konstsh2240 lol
@Headstones666
@Headstones666 8 ай бұрын
im so inspired by this i bought a forklift and starting my power lifter career
@scottcoachlife5443
@scottcoachlife5443 7 ай бұрын
Keep us posted on your success!
@AK-ri7rn
@AK-ri7rn 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LiwaySaGu
@LiwaySaGu 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@rickyracestrickland8927
@rickyracestrickland8927 7 ай бұрын
You are stunning and brave
@m.i.c.h.o
@m.i.c.h.o 7 ай бұрын
I salute you, you are a WARRIOR!
@protorhinocerator142
@protorhinocerator142 2 жыл бұрын
He's showing us his truth. He's a constant victim of the bicyclegemony and the pedalarchy but he never stopped his struggles. That means he's a hero.
@mcmarkmarkson7115
@mcmarkmarkson7115 2 жыл бұрын
Very inspirational. What you believe is all that matters! Be who you wanna be and crush everyone else. The inclusive way! As deep in our hearts, we all love to win, I mean compete with a huge advantage...I mean to be a true hero. Just like Superman. Nobody told him about no fly zone!
@Blackwhite99251
@Blackwhite99251 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man what?? You got me there
@michaeldionne4732
@michaeldionne4732 2 жыл бұрын
Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed
@suryakiran3085
@suryakiran3085 2 жыл бұрын
Pedalarchy. 😂😂
@outlander234
@outlander234 2 жыл бұрын
Pedalarchy xD
@AlexRides808
@AlexRides808 3 жыл бұрын
If Norm doesn't qualify for Tour De France, we riot.
@valdivia1234567
@valdivia1234567 3 жыл бұрын
We will 93% peacefully riot.
@draven4464
@draven4464 3 жыл бұрын
@@valdivia1234567 is there a limit to how low we can go? Like can we just identify as a peaceful protest and just riot? That sounds like a great time. We'll go arround slapping mirrors and doing burnouts to protest car supremacy
@WolverineIncognito
@WolverineIncognito 3 жыл бұрын
That’ll teach those small businesses to not discriminate against trans vehicle identities! /s
@duggerson8982
@duggerson8982 3 жыл бұрын
@@draven4464 oh yeah, it’s big brain time
@62cripple
@62cripple 3 жыл бұрын
🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇿👌🏻🍻
@Ieatpaste23
@Ieatpaste23 3 жыл бұрын
Motorcycles have no advantage over bicycles. This man is stunning and brave.
@ApacheJay156
@ApacheJay156 3 жыл бұрын
The science is settled! Motorcycles are bicycles if they identify as such!
@Ieatpaste23
@Ieatpaste23 3 жыл бұрын
@@ApacheJay156 I agree! I demand someone get kicked out of the tour de france so this man can take their place.
@na1677
@na1677 3 жыл бұрын
LOL. 🤣 pissing myself with laughter!
@na1677
@na1677 3 жыл бұрын
Litterally the funniest (and truest) thing I've seen all day!
@Ieatpaste23
@Ieatpaste23 3 жыл бұрын
@@na1677 And damn the people who say otherwise. They're just a bunch of bigots who didn't train hard enough.
@wildwestjanbutcher650
@wildwestjanbutcher650 8 ай бұрын
My birth certificate says I’m 61, but my birthdate is just a number “assigned” to me at birth. I identify as a 67 year old, so where’s my pension!
@nidepengyou101
@nidepengyou101 8 ай бұрын
Genius ❤
@bolutt
@bolutt 7 ай бұрын
The most logical statement EVER!!
@NightWear21
@NightWear21 7 ай бұрын
Are you going to enroll in college again since you identify as 23 again? You should also identify as a "4.0 GPA" student. Be sure you take classes that have absolutely no significance toward progress. It's better to waste the classes time and $ with random Tourette like outbursts demanding others accept your pronouns, That's way more effective for your agenda than actually attending to learn or anything. Really push your agenda 🤣🤣💀💀
@Jonathan.D
@Jonathan.D 7 ай бұрын
My son identifies as a pirate. Next week, he undergoes the first of several surgeries in his transition. His left eye will be removed and replaced with an eyepatch. His right leg will be replaced with a peg. Lastly, his left hand is being replaced with a hook. His pronouns are Pi, rate, and Arrrr.
@frenzyviz6296
@frenzyviz6296 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, mine too!
@oilieds9555
@oilieds9555 2 жыл бұрын
Inspirational! I was a 225 lb., 6'2 mediocre hockey player. My wife reminded me that I have the maturity of a 12 year old, so now that I identify as such, I'm knocking the crap out of all the other inexplicably smaller 12 year olds in peewee hockey. Thanks Norm.
@faithful451
@faithful451 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@keepingthefaith9041
@keepingthefaith9041 2 жыл бұрын
YOU GO..BE STUNNING & BRAVE
@jashkons
@jashkons 2 жыл бұрын
You are inspiration buddy, thank you
@iobenborbiliac5960
@iobenborbiliac5960 2 жыл бұрын
This brought joyful tears to my eyes. What a hero you are to me.
@keepingthefaith9041
@keepingthefaith9041 2 жыл бұрын
@@elvewizzy yea me too. I feel so much better, as I came out as a Trans Cyclist. I beat my friends up the mountain trails all the time. Now I finally come in 1st.
@davekendall5273
@davekendall5273 3 жыл бұрын
Fact Check: Experts in transvehiclism have debunked the claim that a 200hp engine provides any competitive advantage. Transbicyclphobes are simply opposed to greater diversity in bicycle races.
@JK-cv9jf
@JK-cv9jf 3 жыл бұрын
Yep! Because bicyclists transvehicling to motorcyclists would be just as likely to dominate those races as well
@vivianvandermerwe1380
@vivianvandermerwe1380 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, CNN fact checked it so its obviously true
@DocMicrowave
@DocMicrowave 3 жыл бұрын
They put the motorcycle on Ethanol instead of Gasoline. It lowers the performance and makes the playing field much more even and fair.
@lawsonransom8318
@lawsonransom8318 3 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Truth Love 💘 ☆☆☆☆ & Equity for All!!!!
@margomargo2
@margomargo2 3 жыл бұрын
Transvehiclism! Looollzzz - Perfect! - This video and your remark should be posted on every stream showing women's competitive sports. I saw the problem coming down the pike when Pistorius was allowed to run against men with normal legs and everyone acted as if he did not have an advantage on those prosthetic limbs. I understand there is someone named - no joke - Blake Leeper. He has the same type of prosthetic legs and is being told he has an unfair advantage over the other men and won't be allowed to compete in Japan.
@thenewguy6839
@thenewguy6839 2 жыл бұрын
This resonates with me because I identify as someone who doesn't owe any taxes. Finding understanding and acceptance is a constant uphill battle.
@FlyingWire5
@FlyingWire5 2 жыл бұрын
I’m with you on that 100%. I’ve spent my whole life as a tax evader trapped in a tax payer’s body, but these intolerant hateful tax collectors refuse to affirm me
@branson4090
@branson4090 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlyingWire5 that’s absolutely gut-wrenching Henry. I’m here just with you! stay strong.
@tendatonda1634
@tendatonda1634 2 жыл бұрын
@@branson4090 As a fellow tax-evader, we need more rights in this modern society, we are human beings, we need to be accepted for who we are, may we evade more taxes my friend peace🙏 .
@paulaskew1294
@paulaskew1294 2 жыл бұрын
That's funny stuff right there! I thought about identifying as Nancy Pelosi.... but that's just too much baggage.
@LokiBeckonswow
@LokiBeckonswow 2 жыл бұрын
wow, you sound like me, I identify as someone born rich af
@yangerjamir0906
@yangerjamir0906 Жыл бұрын
This comment thread is the best I've ever come across on KZbin.
@rickyracestrickland8927
@rickyracestrickland8927 7 ай бұрын
That is because everyone here is identifying as a comedian
@shoaibalam6238
@shoaibalam6238 7 ай бұрын
Still no match against the dope ibrahimovic threads😂
@sawdust466
@sawdust466 7 ай бұрын
I love the Bee….
@qjuantum
@qjuantum 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for letting us know and breaking the chain 🙄
@alohamom2380
@alohamom2380 7 ай бұрын
Babylon Bee- the 21st Century court jesters! 🥳
@brianh2287
@brianh2287 3 жыл бұрын
This is what real athletes look like. What an amazing story, and bravery.
@ian_b
@ian_b 3 жыл бұрын
I am totally inspired.
@harryfloros8796
@harryfloros8796 3 жыл бұрын
Stunning...and brave.
@gregb8824
@gregb8824 3 жыл бұрын
The courage it must take to self identify as a bicyclist. So strong.
@Noah-zz8uw
@Noah-zz8uw 3 жыл бұрын
I used to be a semi truck driver, but this has inspired me to identify as a runner. All of the other runners actually go pretty fast before I pass over them. They never catch up to me again though
@tareksadmi7153
@tareksadmi7153 3 жыл бұрын
Bicycles and motorcycles are social constructs! Let him be his true self! Live YOUR truth Norm! Stunning and brave
@dixonpinfold2582
@dixonpinfold2582 2 жыл бұрын
A woman I asked out looked at me disapprovingly so I told her I identify as a rich, handsome stud.
@folieadeux5463
@folieadeux5463 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@dereksbooks
@dereksbooks 2 жыл бұрын
Only a bigot will deny that both bicycles and motorcycles can get pregnant. It's ScIeNcE, people!
@robskalas
@robskalas 2 жыл бұрын
Your lived experience is all that matters!
@markpayne2217
@markpayne2217 2 жыл бұрын
@@dixonpinfold2582 what! You asked out a waaammen? How dare you! Don’t you understand the trauma you caused? I can only hope that you were reported for this clearly misogynistic behaviour and you were fired, sued, locked up and lost absolutely everything.
@edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx
@edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a mechanic, so I can't tell what a motorcycle or a bicycle is. If he identifies as a bicyclist, he must be one. I'm an ally of the transvehicle community.
@josealmeida76
@josealmeida76 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what is a woman because I'm not a biologist!" One stupid bitch who wants to be a Supreme Court Judge.
@catwhisperer9489
@catwhisperer9489 2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@unclecreepy4185
@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you support the trans community, but the fact that you think you have to be a mechanic to tell the difference is part of the problem. Being a bicycle isn’t about mechanicology.
@craigscott2315
@craigscott2315 2 жыл бұрын
@@unclecreepy4185 let me guess, ew is often where the conversation ends?
@stolearovigor281
@stolearovigor281 2 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 3 ай бұрын
This got very relevant during the 2024 Olympics
@mr.shannon6137
@mr.shannon6137 3 ай бұрын
No more women's sports. Its men's and gay mens sports.
@daPvta
@daPvta 2 ай бұрын
oh damn. I didn't look at the upload date before. Thought it was related lmao
@melophylic7469
@melophylic7469 2 ай бұрын
how come?
@Wandering_Weeb
@Wandering_Weeb 2 ай бұрын
​@@melophylic7469there is a female boxer who got a special medical condition that increases her testosterone so people thought she was trans and should not have been allowed to compete against females
@crusaderACR
@crusaderACR 2 ай бұрын
​@@Wandering_Weeb If you mean the Algerian boxer, that person ended up being male genetically. The condition is that, despite being a male, s(he) didn't develop genitals as normal. But it's a male.
@cyancapsulesgone
@cyancapsulesgone 2 жыл бұрын
The real problem is that Norm's bicycle was arbitrarily ASSIGNED the designation motorcycle at the time of production. The machinists failed to wait until they saw if the bike FEELS LIKE a bicycle or a motorcycle.
@SomeOne-ji8ny
@SomeOne-ji8ny 2 жыл бұрын
👌
@aurora_wolf
@aurora_wolf 2 жыл бұрын
This 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@suhaastsunduru887
@suhaastsunduru887 2 жыл бұрын
noice
@smartbiney801
@smartbiney801 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@andreasrumpf9012
@andreasrumpf9012 2 жыл бұрын
It turns out that transvehiclenism exists throughout human history, the native Americans called it *bi*-cycle, for example.
@jcmafia6979
@jcmafia6979 3 жыл бұрын
I used to be considered obese. But I started identifying as slim. I'm now a translender.
@fingerscrossed2453
@fingerscrossed2453 3 жыл бұрын
I support you
@jcmafia6979
@jcmafia6979 3 жыл бұрын
@@fingerscrossed2453 thank you. At 305 lbs, I might even qualify to be anorexic.
@salsal8881
@salsal8881 3 жыл бұрын
@@jcmafia6979 dayum why aren't you eating go see a doctor you're withering away.
@jcmafia6979
@jcmafia6979 3 жыл бұрын
@@salsal8881 😂✌
@jcmafia6979
@jcmafia6979 3 жыл бұрын
@@mcultra57 😂👏
@carissstewart3211
@carissstewart3211 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly Hiccup has an unfair advantage: He had embraced him true self while all the losers focused on pesky things like facts.
@jakeweberzwier8655
@jakeweberzwier8655 3 жыл бұрын
@Josh Randle while Norm focused on "ta science"
@marks6663
@marks6663 3 жыл бұрын
we choose truth over facts.
@andymanaus1077
@andymanaus1077 3 жыл бұрын
My feelings don't care about your facts.
@bunsonhoneydew9099
@bunsonhoneydew9099 3 жыл бұрын
Well said
@antlerr
@antlerr 2 жыл бұрын
@@marks6663 do you even relize the hipocrasy in your own wording? a fact can never be changed like the moon follows the sun a fact never changing, it is also truth the moon is always after the sun like night follows day! truth and fact are english for the same thing, learn something lemming!
@sheild1117
@sheild1117 7 ай бұрын
I can only imagine all the looks Norm gets in the locker room before each race when all the other cyclists are putting on their skin suits, and Norm is putting on his leathers, it must be very uncomfortable for him, but he yet still gets out there and competes with grace and dignity!
@taotoo2
@taotoo2 3 жыл бұрын
His parents should never have forced their motorcyclist identity on him in the first place.
@shivajesus
@shivajesus 3 жыл бұрын
I knew it would be an Aprilia!
@nathanwaldron4259
@nathanwaldron4259 3 жыл бұрын
That’s fucking halirious
@JA-yz8eq
@JA-yz8eq 3 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume that motorbikes gender?
@ExtremeDeathman
@ExtremeDeathman 3 жыл бұрын
@@JA-yz8eq the Aprilia already stated it's a zhe, so he didn't abuse zhit.
@WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
@WhatsWrongWithTheStreet 3 жыл бұрын
No doubt he was bullied in the schoolyard.
@anousenic
@anousenic 2 жыл бұрын
"Can you define the word 'bicyclists'?" "No I can't, I'm not a mechanic."
@DieselDoktor
@DieselDoktor 2 жыл бұрын
As a professional mechanic, I’ve got to say this isn’t- *what’s that? I’ll be fired from every job I try to get and mobs will threaten to kill me?.* Like I was saying, I’m not sure I’m qualified to make a statement on norm’s “bicycle”… 😂🤣🤣
@PBerning
@PBerning 2 жыл бұрын
🙌👏 Exactly!!
@gumbalagumbalaka
@gumbalagumbalaka 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up! A bicycle can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people.
@pedropalacios1
@pedropalacios1 2 жыл бұрын
Bigot
@pedropalacios1
@pedropalacios1 2 жыл бұрын
TRANS BICYLISTS ARE REAL BICYLISTS!! SHUT UP YOU BIGOT!! you are a threat to our democracy!!!!!
@joelday9155
@joelday9155 Жыл бұрын
As a third generation motorcycle rider I was so proud when my son announced that he was bike curious
@tamalpias
@tamalpias Жыл бұрын
ROFL! So inspiring and brave! I wish my son will have the same epiphany!
@Fnstine
@Fnstine Жыл бұрын
It might help if you talk to him alone about the bike...then pull it out and make him touch it.😵‍💫👍 Edit: Good God I creeped myself out reading that back.😳
@davidlafontant2973
@davidlafontant2973 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gabortolnai984
@gabortolnai984 Жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT!!! :)
@jamest2401
@jamest2401 Жыл бұрын
That sir, was GENIUS!!🤣
@brunomalbuquerque91
@brunomalbuquerque91 11 ай бұрын
this story just inspired me. During rush hour, i want to be identified as 2 people, so i can use the HOV lane.
@AlexanderTheEvenGreater
@AlexanderTheEvenGreater 9 ай бұрын
I might identify as a bus, so that I can use bus lanes.
@DroneToTable
@DroneToTable 8 ай бұрын
You are no longer he. You are now they in traffic 😂
@jeffknott1975
@jeffknott1975 8 ай бұрын
Just use the pronouns "they/them" then there's more than one of you!!
@BF-27
@BF-27 7 ай бұрын
I think the actual term is “two spirit”
@badmuppet6532
@badmuppet6532 6 ай бұрын
You can, just identify as they/ them and bang your in the HOV lane!
@Laurakemn
@Laurakemn 2 жыл бұрын
I am appalled by all the hate and enginephobia in the comments. I am so proud of you, Norm. Way to finally speak your truth.
@jimmyboy131
@jimmyboy131 2 жыл бұрын
Those haters are mechanists and engineists! Down with petrolarchy!
@matthewpauls2498
@matthewpauls2498 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 petrolarchy LMAO
@carltonhunter5892
@carltonhunter5892 2 жыл бұрын
Laura Enginefobia indeed🤣🤣🤣
@nikhilmishra3030
@nikhilmishra3030 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 😂😂😂😂😂
@niladrimallik3172
@niladrimallik3172 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 Petrolarchy?😂😂
@JohnBowl14690
@JohnBowl14690 Жыл бұрын
Massive courage for coming out. I am still a closet bicyclist. Bike shops still shun servicing my bike...calling it names like ...that's Harley, not a bike. I am totally distraught.
@eljoanthonynj6817
@eljoanthonynj6817 Жыл бұрын
That's insane! I'm offended on your behalf and would sue them to oblivion 😡
@RoadToStrength-nv8ei
@RoadToStrength-nv8ei 9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry you experiencd such a hateful horrific attack. Just know you have support from other transmotors all over the world
@TakiMitsuha2016
@TakiMitsuha2016 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zobius9191
@zobius9191 8 ай бұрын
"Sorry sir we don't carry those kind of chains.."
@bonnielucas3244
@bonnielucas3244 8 ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍
@michaellin7165
@michaellin7165 3 жыл бұрын
When getting paid, I identify $100 bills as $1 bills. When paying others, I identify $1 bills as $100 bills. Truth is relative. My truth is more truthful than your truth.
@craigfoote7218
@craigfoote7218 3 жыл бұрын
You are such an inspiration to us all 🙏
@draconshot928
@draconshot928 3 жыл бұрын
Here have my money. Take it all. Let me just hand it you. BTW I identify these bullets as each one million US dollars. Your about to be loaded
@Nicator_
@Nicator_ 3 жыл бұрын
I suppose that makes you Currencyfluid
@gotribe8333
@gotribe8333 3 жыл бұрын
Live your truth. Stunning and brave!
@mappsmappings4025
@mappsmappings4025 3 жыл бұрын
I swear that last sentence is a 1984 reference could be wrong though I haven't read that book in a while
@gregc2236
@gregc2236 8 ай бұрын
I used to be poor, but now I identify as a millionaire. The bank said I only have $76.48, but they are just being richaphobic.
@I_S_Chew
@I_S_Chew 4 ай бұрын
Bigots!
@ECM77
@ECM77 4 ай бұрын
Yours is a classic case of a transeconomic syndrome identity. My problem too…
@FallenderStern
@FallenderStern 4 ай бұрын
Cancel em on twitter.
@vectinator7605
@vectinator7605 4 ай бұрын
Then you sued the bank for being for being richaphoic and they gave you money as it was rightfully yours as a millionaire.
@Orion_Arts
@Orion_Arts 3 ай бұрын
That's discrimination. Sue them for going against your basic human rights of identifying as stuff you're not.
@wij8044
@wij8044 3 жыл бұрын
It all started when he was only bike-curious.
@margomargo2
@margomargo2 3 жыл бұрын
nicely played!
@ij2759
@ij2759 3 жыл бұрын
He? HOW DARE YOU
@chigozie123
@chigozie123 3 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for this gem... Thank you sir
@markh.6687
@markh.6687 3 жыл бұрын
"But soon he became to feel urges and longings for bicycles. He had become bike-sexual...."
@saldipasqualeproductions5055
@saldipasqualeproductions5055 2 жыл бұрын
I'm with you Norm. After years of reflection - and in no way related to wanting to dominate a sport - I finally realized that my life as a 40 year old was a lie. I now identify as an 11 year old and play little league baseball with my son. I never felt better throwing an 70 mph fastball, having a 1.000 batting average and just being me. And the craziest thing has happened... My team and I have won 3 consecutive Little League titles! Totally unrelated!
@ge2623
@ge2623 2 жыл бұрын
"Beak Fishtrout....Junior"
@lennartsix6102
@lennartsix6102 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster till you get a girlfriend in little league
@skelen6577
@skelen6577 2 жыл бұрын
Totally unreal*. Had to correct you buddy
@andyruiz9349
@andyruiz9349 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody already beat you to that transitioning. Look him-her up, name is "Stefoknee" a 7 year old girl/46-year--old auto mechanic man.
@shooshatowers8059
@shooshatowers8059 2 жыл бұрын
You're so brave. Hugz.
@Tweekend27
@Tweekend27 2 жыл бұрын
This is completely unfair. His bike has benefited from years of internal combustion propulsion. No one wants to speak up for fear of being labelled a 'throttle-phobe'.
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
You probably are transphobic most of you dumb asses are why don't you guys come up with an original joke we get it you guys are the same people who would reuse "I identify as an attack helicopter" it's funny how you guys still can't come up with any new type of joke 🤣
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
@notademobot4179
@notademobot4179 2 жыл бұрын
Twitter's coming...
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
@@notademobot4179 retarded trumptards are coming
@lelamaciolek1166
@lelamaciolek1166 2 жыл бұрын
Unfairness is being a bicyclist on the inside and everyone else treating you like a motorcyclist because you have only raced motorcycles.
@datgriffcray
@datgriffcray 2 ай бұрын
I showed this video to my 6 month old old and he said “being a cyclist is a social construct rooted in patriarchial racism.” I couldn’t be more proud 😢
@jameslittle7750
@jameslittle7750 3 жыл бұрын
There is NO mechanical difference between motorcycles and bicycles, that's a fact, it's science.
@Dennis-nc3vw
@Dennis-nc3vw 3 жыл бұрын
Bicycles are a social construct.
@Master_Yoda1990
@Master_Yoda1990 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Both have only two wheels that go around, a seat for a person, and hand brakes. They’re essentially the same.
@gotzvonunentberlichingen1452
@gotzvonunentberlichingen1452 3 жыл бұрын
As long as the motorcycle and bicycle have testosterone levels under 5 ag/dl everything is okay.
@gigakuma
@gigakuma 3 жыл бұрын
The science is settled guys.😂👍
@Noah-zz8uw
@Noah-zz8uw 3 жыл бұрын
Some people say that transcycles have an advantage with their engines, but you have to understand that cisbikes have always had advantages over each other. Some can change gears, therefore the sport has never been fair, and we SHOULD allow transcycles with engines to participate
@heddshot87
@heddshot87 Жыл бұрын
After watching this I realized I was the same. I dragged my motorcycle into a bicycle shop and they yelled at me to get out. I have never cried so hard. I've just filed a lawsuit.
@traphimawari7760
@traphimawari7760 Жыл бұрын
such transvehiclephobes we should hold a transvehicle pride parade in front of their shop wearing leather jackets labeled hells angels as the name of our movement and just rev our bicycles till they get a noise complaint and their business simply put out due to the lack of customers, that should show those transbike harassers
@gelid1578
@gelid1578 Жыл бұрын
I motorized my bicycle what have I done… have a gone to far?
@abhinavanekapalli3639
@abhinavanekapalli3639 Жыл бұрын
​@@gelid1578 use ART(automotive replacement therapy) it will help u transition a bit faster
@samyporrata5840
@samyporrata5840 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry you experienced bigotry
@screamingsixties
@screamingsixties Жыл бұрын
Literally shaking rn
@justincider8892
@justincider8892 3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this guy, but this is stunning and incredibly brave to finally live life as himself. I'm proud to be a trans-vehicle ally.
@kevinh2345
@kevinh2345 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on standing up as a trans-vehicular ally. We really need more people on this important trans-mission
@ElliottWong2024
@ElliottWong2024 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinh2345 "Trans-mission" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@dougwint
@dougwint 2 ай бұрын
I’m surprised YT hasn’t taken this channel down for “hateful/harmful” speech. Great stuff.
@samsmullen991
@samsmullen991 3 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for my Medicare and Social Security benefits since I've identified myself as 70 year old. My biological age is irreverent.
@davidryder3374
@davidryder3374 3 жыл бұрын
I actually quit my job and lay on my couch all day, because I identify as a billionaire. I'm offended that the government hasn't recognized my choice and started sending me checks yet.
@Japaneseanimeguy
@Japaneseanimeguy 3 жыл бұрын
Irrelevant. Irreverent indicates that you biological age was somehow revered or worshipped but is no longer or that it is somehow not showing reverence to God, neither of which is possible since age has no relevance to revereing anything.
@freddexta3363
@freddexta3363 3 жыл бұрын
@Scooter McDingleberry Some long forgotten science that actually taught that male and female humans are not interchangeable depending on your feelings of that month.
@AndieZ4U2
@AndieZ4U2 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidryder3374 HILARIOUS 😂😅🤣
@larion2336
@larion2336 3 жыл бұрын
@Scooter McDingleberry I think you'll find Biology only exists when what it is saying is convenient to me.
@davidryder3374
@davidryder3374 3 жыл бұрын
I'm worried that people doing satire will soon find themselves out of work, as there won't be any way to be more silly than the actual reality.
@zapazap
@zapazap 3 жыл бұрын
Thank God the hosting requirements for The Bee are not so great as to migrate quickly (an educated guess) and that we have not reached the point where DNS interruption is an issue. I don't know how long that will last though. Will we someday need proxy server in the US for US residents to reliably reach _The Bee?_
@cristiewentz8586
@cristiewentz8586 3 жыл бұрын
@The Cat they do. It's called "Not the Bee".
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
I saw an actual new story on TV today that some leftist college is banning the term "trigger warning" as it might be offensive to people who suffered trauma from gun violence. It wasn't even a joke like this is... Let that sink in for a moment, people are getting triggered by "trigger warning". Reality truly IS the satire now.
@zapazap
@zapazap 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dargonhuman Some students should invite KISS to play 'Love Gun' :)
@brunetteordie
@brunetteordie 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to china.
@fjb2986
@fjb2986 3 жыл бұрын
I had tears streaming down my face. This was increadibly inspirational! Why isn't the mainstream media covering this amazing story?
@livefreeprintguns
@livefreeprintguns 2 жыл бұрын
Because the MSM is full of straight white men aka BIGOTS!
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
lol amazing comment
@itsourlife
@itsourlife 2 жыл бұрын
Coz of the enginophobia. 😢
@soundmindbodydivine
@soundmindbodydivine 8 ай бұрын
Thank you. The world needs this.
@sauzeeee
@sauzeeee 3 жыл бұрын
"Brave and stunning; an inspiring story for future transmissioning cyclists" - NYTimes
@steveburg815
@steveburg815 3 жыл бұрын
Transmissioning - I can only hope that was intentional.
@OnochieAfigbo
@OnochieAfigbo 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@briansimmons8643
@briansimmons8643 3 жыл бұрын
It was one thing when they just demanded the r1ght to drive their motorcycles as bicycles in the privacy of their own driveways, but this is too much. Its gone too far.
@briansimmons8643
@briansimmons8643 3 жыл бұрын
We need to have comprehensive driver's ed in pre-school so ch1ldren aren't forced into a Bicyclonormative social framework.
@Arp477
@Arp477 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a great double-entendre!
@altaccaltacc7652
@altaccaltacc7652 Жыл бұрын
as a scammer identifies as a charity chairman, this brings tears to my eyes and inspire me to continue my fight against those bigoted anti corruption agencies.
@awangkumohamaddanishbinawangja
@awangkumohamaddanishbinawangja Жыл бұрын
😂
@Emperors_Deathangel
@Emperors_Deathangel Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@altaccaltacc7652
@altaccaltacc7652 Жыл бұрын
@@Emperors_Deathangel 😂😂😂
@Emperors_Deathangel
@Emperors_Deathangel Жыл бұрын
@@altaccaltacc7652 man, you made my first laugh of the day. But thinking about IRS and Gate relationship, no wonder 😂
@lazy_beetle1657
@lazy_beetle1657 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better 😕
@StudleyDuderight
@StudleyDuderight 2 жыл бұрын
For years I felt out of place driving my car home from work in rush hour traffic. One day something just clicked and I realized I was actually driving a police cruiser. I installed lights and a siren and now I don't sit in traffic anymore. The crazy thing is I apparently wasn't alone. There were others who felt the same way I did. They even escorted me all the way to my house. Some people have accused me of impersonating a police officer, but they're just bigots who can't accept me being who I truly am.
@kellybults8248
@kellybults8248 2 жыл бұрын
would be so mutch funnier if ur name was jeremy white
@testsubject5990
@testsubject5990 2 жыл бұрын
Same here, but I identify myself as a pedestrian and use the footpath. Some pedestrians were disgruntled as I push past them in my car but if they should respect my choice to be a pedestrian in a car.
@theochasid8996
@theochasid8996 2 жыл бұрын
Lol perfect
@kimberlyhovis5864
@kimberlyhovis5864 2 жыл бұрын
Nailed it, lol!
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 Жыл бұрын
@@testsubject5990 We really owe a debt to a certain Fred Flintstone, for our current freedom to self-identify as pedestrians in cars. If it weren’t for his bold use of a foot-powered city & highway vehicle, this world would be a much more oppressive place. Same goes for his use of a fresh dowsing of elephant snot to get him lathered up and raring to go in the morning. Without that, no modern showers! Thank you, Mr. Flintstone.
@NannerPuddin144
@NannerPuddin144 Жыл бұрын
This video really opened my eyes. I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. But no more! I'm entering a dart competition next week. Wish me luck!
@ABC-yt1nq
@ABC-yt1nq 5 ай бұрын
Hey, similar story here! I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. Because I had a business going around installing the Golden Arches for new MacDonalds restaurants. Wait a sec. .... I AM an archer.
@NannerPuddin144
@NannerPuddin144 5 ай бұрын
@@ABC-yt1nq I don't know if you're a dad, but that is a great dad joke! lol
@jeffsummstl
@jeffsummstl 3 жыл бұрын
Unrelated things happen after other unrelated things. - Norm Hiccup
@BigSmartArmed
@BigSmartArmed 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a perfect alibi....
@SongstaForLife
@SongstaForLife 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a common expression.
@pariah_carey
@pariah_carey 3 жыл бұрын
INSPIRATIONAL!! 🙏🏻 👏 👏 👏 🙏🏻
@AndieZ4U2
@AndieZ4U2 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I quoted that too. Great unrelated minds think related things all the time
@louisalevine3711
@louisalevine3711 3 жыл бұрын
This is priceless!
@yourmajesty1099
@yourmajesty1099 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you all the transvehiclephobes and bigots are going to dislike this video denying Norms right to exist as a bicyclist...
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 3 жыл бұрын
11 of the vicious haters have already shown their true colors regarding this brave hero. ='(
@OlTrailDog
@OlTrailDog 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps you meant to say "bicygots"? Forgiven.
@yourmajesty1099
@yourmajesty1099 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanthony8438 the haters are saying he has an unfair advantage... can you believe that nonsense?
@adamgm130
@adamgm130 3 жыл бұрын
who cares?
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
@@OlTrailDog Oh my God, that's perfect! I love you!
@pythonbbx
@pythonbbx Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s motorfluid, this guy makes me so proud
@SundaeSaurus
@SundaeSaurus Жыл бұрын
Think about the motorqueers 🥹
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Жыл бұрын
What about cismotors??
@LA_HA
@LA_HA Жыл бұрын
​@@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Cismotors? See? Everytime we want to talk about our traumatic cycling, here come the Cismotors and their "all motors matter" crap. Can't y'all just leave us alone to fly our multi oil flag and be stunning and brave?
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Жыл бұрын
@@LA_HA haha love this😭😍🤣🤣
@joshuaam7701
@joshuaam7701 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry he’s a Bi cyclist…
@Puhckaaaa
@Puhckaaaa 8 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how, in 2024, I, by the title, believed it could happen
@Robert-bk1dm
@Robert-bk1dm 8 ай бұрын
It will happen just give it a little time. Peace out.
@TheGadileck
@TheGadileck 7 ай бұрын
Excellent use of the comma.
@diaperamess
@diaperamess 5 ай бұрын
it basically did happen. leah thomas or however you spell his name
@joelwillems4081
@joelwillems4081 5 ай бұрын
@@diaperamess The sixty year old bicyclist guy was first. Suddenly, he was beating twenty and thirty year old actual women. I think he was in England where they now put you in jail if you don't use a pronoun someone picks from a hat in the morning.
@lashicd
@lashicd 5 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing
@christopherbeddoe406
@christopherbeddoe406 3 жыл бұрын
So the moral of the story is: If you can't beat them, identify as a disadvantaged group and beat them.
@lucascoval828
@lucascoval828 3 жыл бұрын
NAILED IT! 😎😎😎
@AndieZ4U2
@AndieZ4U2 3 жыл бұрын
Bullseye 🎯
@ritareitsma3770
@ritareitsma3770 3 жыл бұрын
A remake of the Ringer would have him identifying as his true self, a disabled athlete, and it would end, not in his shame, but in joyous celebration of his bravery and courage.
@ffs6158
@ffs6158 3 жыл бұрын
Unironically yes. I am Spartacus works in many contexts.
@janetbromhead4115
@janetbromhead4115 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!! You’ve GOT IT 😃 Pathetic, aye? 😖
@JustSayin444
@JustSayin444 3 жыл бұрын
It's shocking where we are as a society, that THIS is a perfect analogy of what we are seeing in the real world. God help us!
@BigSmartArmed
@BigSmartArmed 3 жыл бұрын
@@mitch_the_-itch yeah, and then they just wanted to get married, and now they are taking away kids from their parents. You give them an inch, and they'll destroy your life and steal your kids.
@abcdefg2120
@abcdefg2120 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigSmartArmed Taking kids from their parents? Is that what you call adoption?
@BigSmartArmed
@BigSmartArmed 3 жыл бұрын
@@abcdefg2120 No, pederasts in CPS taking kids from parents is not called "adoption", it's called kidnapping. It is your chose to be ignorant about it, but so many parents across the country know exactly what it is, there is no more hiding it, and parents are organizing on a national level. Degenerate filth will pay fir their crimes against humanity. You better read quick because this comment will be deleted by YT, pedos cover for other pedos.
@hkelly1623
@hkelly1623 3 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that this news item is on the Babylon 🐝! Has the 🐝 started running real true news items?
@redwolflancer3051
@redwolflancer3051 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better
@johnpersse1723
@johnpersse1723 2 жыл бұрын
Bigots see a “motorcyclist” I see a strong power BRAVE Bicyclist who finally found his truth. When lance armstrong let me and America down by cheating in his races, it was truly inspiring to see a genuine hero emerge.
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
@angelalewis3645
@angelalewis3645 2 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻
@jeffcarroll6553
@jeffcarroll6553 2 жыл бұрын
Lance identified as a non drug taking cyclist. Not sure why he was banned.
@marthajohann7367
@marthajohann7367 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ericpabon2458
@ericpabon2458 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@catsamazing338
@catsamazing338 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant. You’ve just shown the lunacy of the ‘woke’ in all its shining glory 👍
@aevenova9780
@aevenova9780 2 жыл бұрын
Very spooky how this isn't really satire anymore
@The_Rising_Dragon
@The_Rising_Dragon 2 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT?!
@TwinGoats
@TwinGoats 2 жыл бұрын
Right, it would be funny like 10 years ago..
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
This video is trash and the people who don't understand what the creators are doing are dumb af.
@GraffitiKitty1
@GraffitiKitty1 2 жыл бұрын
Some lady married her cat the other day
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
@@GraffitiKitty1 cool story some man groomed and married his teen daughter the other day.
@carlschnackel3051
@carlschnackel3051 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way this site pokes fun at the stupidity in the world.
@Phobos1483
@Phobos1483 3 жыл бұрын
How long will it be allowed?
@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum
@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phobos1483yup
@CLXCL
@CLXCL 3 жыл бұрын
Not world - West mostly. The rest of the world could be poor but has common sense.
@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum
@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum 3 жыл бұрын
@@CLXCL west Europe is just like America tho, democracy is there the strongest and soon every country will become like that I mean that's what they are working on.
@CLXCL
@CLXCL 3 жыл бұрын
@@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum I said "west". Do you know what that means, right? West Europe is a "west" I was talking about. I agree with your second statement but bro learn some global terminologies.
@mrisdn98r
@mrisdn98r 3 жыл бұрын
I heard that he had to sign a document confirming that his bicycle has not run on any gasoline higher than 85 octane for 1 year. It's so wonderful to see such diversity and inclusiveness.
@ayodub
@ayodub 3 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@briellebardot5252
@briellebardot5252 3 жыл бұрын
They should add that in!
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@SouthBaySteelers
@SouthBaySteelers 3 жыл бұрын
what are you - a transenergetic phobe? That is solar, bro! Now the government wants to ban all solar energy you put in the energy containment cell. Typical haters like you call it gasoline.
@Luvacanuck
@Luvacanuck 9 ай бұрын
I identify as having NOT laughed my bum off over this! Also, some of the most clever comments on a video EVER!(Even more relatable 2yrs on)❤️🇨🇦👍🏼
@vivianvandermerwe1380
@vivianvandermerwe1380 3 жыл бұрын
The studies show that if he uses low octane fuel for a year, it levels the playing field. Bicyclists really should stop complaining!
@steve166h
@steve166h 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@goats72jannah60
@goats72jannah60 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 that's to the point
@johndavis7078
@johndavis7078 7 ай бұрын
I never thought of that. But you're right! Ten thousand, billion, zillion studies have been conducted around the world and we KNOW it's true!
@lornamurdocheaton624
@lornamurdocheaton624 6 ай бұрын
Low octane fuel use by minors should absolutely be banned though.
@luzclara3855
@luzclara3855 6 ай бұрын
Best comment. 🏆🥇
@howdydobuckeroo1204
@howdydobuckeroo1204 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, all of the racing community is supporting you Norm. We racists support you fully.
@reginaphalange9316
@reginaphalange9316 Жыл бұрын
Loooool
@davidthomas8265
@davidthomas8265 Жыл бұрын
Epic!!!
@_ghostly_
@_ghostly_ Жыл бұрын
Indeed we do
@mrspecialeducation7297
@mrspecialeducation7297 Жыл бұрын
SARCASTIC HATE SPEECH ALERT!!! lol
@RongDMemer
@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын
I wanna be a racist
@squirehaggard4749
@squirehaggard4749 3 жыл бұрын
So glad he's a bicyclist now. That means there's no more carbon emissions from his 200hp bicycle.
@JimBob-vb8oz
@JimBob-vb8oz 3 жыл бұрын
Just increased levels of Smug polluting the air
@karlgiese6100
@karlgiese6100 3 жыл бұрын
I mean even a 200hp yamaha r1 has a lower fuel consumption than a Honda civic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@TazerGames
@TazerGames 3 жыл бұрын
@@karlgiese6100 soooo irrelevant
@farikkun1841
@farikkun1841 3 жыл бұрын
my 20hp125cc honda is better
@rwilko9525
@rwilko9525 3 жыл бұрын
My 50cc 2 stroke scooter out pollutes them all. I also identify as a woman 👩
@Oklahoma-Dreaming
@Oklahoma-Dreaming 5 ай бұрын
People say I’m “mean.” Fair enough. But I identify as a “nice person.” So bow down to my niceness. Or else.
@jennyjones9908
@jennyjones9908 Жыл бұрын
I identify as a 25 year old female. I have been 25 for the last 9 years. He truly inspires me to continue being my true self!!
@reinhard7164
@reinhard7164 Жыл бұрын
Damn. 9yr olds more mature than most american adults.
@VictorMarwood
@VictorMarwood Жыл бұрын
@@klinestill why did you correct him?
@srafid2000
@srafid2000 Жыл бұрын
You got me on this one!
@DersNoNem
@DersNoNem Жыл бұрын
@@klinestill thanks dad
@RongDMemer
@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын
​@@klinestillwhy did you contradict yourselves?
@brindlebriar
@brindlebriar 2 жыл бұрын
I caught something really clever in this, and I'm not sure everyone caught it: His name was Norm, so when he transitioned, he became 'the new Norm.'
@vegardt3433
@vegardt3433 2 жыл бұрын
That's totally unrelated!
@officialmkamzeemwatela
@officialmkamzeemwatela Жыл бұрын
Smart!🤣
@heddshot87
@heddshot87 Жыл бұрын
Totally Normal
@ctfan1486
@ctfan1486 Жыл бұрын
Booo
@chrisallclips
@chrisallclips Жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@rs72098
@rs72098 2 жыл бұрын
They should give him the "Bicyclist of the year" award. His people have been discriminated against their whole lives.
@cyancapsulesgone
@cyancapsulesgone 2 жыл бұрын
That is a BRILLIANT follow-up to their Man of the Year bit that got them kicked off of Twitter. Brilliant! Babylon Bee, I hope you're listening.
@AinzWoolGown
@AinzWoolGown Жыл бұрын
The bicyclists were fighting dor decades to gain recognition and a spot on different motorway strata. After trying for decades to bring some green representation, battling the toxic motorists, they are allowing themselves to sabotaged by the transvehiclists. Its pathetic.
@theneurologist1
@theneurologist1 Жыл бұрын
Definitely! Then they should be paid millions in reparations because of their great great great grandfather bicyclist having to be oppressed over a hundred years ago.....
@Psychodermia
@Psychodermia 8 ай бұрын
As a bi-cyclist, I support the bravery of Norm and his determination. Two wheels, handlebars, and a sweet seat. We're all the same! 👽✌️
@lukefredsall
@lukefredsall 2 жыл бұрын
I feel this. I have a jet ski that identifies as a swimmer. I've been killing it in triathlons this year.
@brackcarmony6385
@brackcarmony6385 2 жыл бұрын
Completely unrelatedly.
@waverunner247da-fish7
@waverunner247da-fish7 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@eeveeofalltrades4780
@eeveeofalltrades4780 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, killing who-
@YoutubeDictatorship2024
@YoutubeDictatorship2024 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, we are allowed to ride swimmers in a triathlon?
@eeveeofalltrades4780
@eeveeofalltrades4780 2 жыл бұрын
@@KZbinDictatorship2024 you have opened the wrong door
@wheeliewheelie1
@wheeliewheelie1 3 жыл бұрын
Motorcycles and bicycles are just social constructs, mostly by mechanics. But they are equal in every way.
@AZVIDS
@AZVIDS 2 жыл бұрын
Mechanics are totally rayshists
@aprilrawls5162
@aprilrawls5162 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@KrunchyJD
@KrunchyJD 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they all have 2wheels and round tyres, completely no difference..
@justinchan9657
@justinchan9657 2 жыл бұрын
One is mechanically powered, one is human powered.
@flashlight5287
@flashlight5287 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinchan9657 only in theory…
@masksarelies391
@masksarelies391 3 жыл бұрын
The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening. This is why we need laws protecting this group.
@MrHooligans
@MrHooligans 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahhhhhhahhahhhahahahhh hahhahahahahahahahahagga 1yo
@MrHooligans
@MrHooligans 3 жыл бұрын
You really 9000 iQ comment
@tommytigert5993
@tommytigert5993 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/faCtenaYp51mh5Y
@briansimmons8643
@briansimmons8643 3 жыл бұрын
It was one thing when they just wanted to ride their motorcycles in their own driveway, who could object? Now, they want to take over everything and bully anyone who disagrees with them.
@damiengates7581
@damiengates7581 3 жыл бұрын
The normie cyclists should be killed for being normal though, we need laws for that too.
@Abcd1234kkji
@Abcd1234kkji 3 ай бұрын
Watching this after the olympics lmao this couldnt age any better how stupendous modern people can be
@ProjectPaolo
@ProjectPaolo 2 ай бұрын
Idiocracy is real
@BigGator5
@BigGator5 3 жыл бұрын
So stunning. So brave.
@reinhardlowen2032
@reinhardlowen2032 3 жыл бұрын
well it is pride month
@limb.dondototohasstartedso7288
@limb.dondototohasstartedso7288 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@benlovelace1961
@benlovelace1961 3 жыл бұрын
I bet that guy is still winning races in his 80s. So inspiring
@Ziggy_Moonglow
@Ziggy_Moonglow 3 жыл бұрын
So courageous..
@Saint_nobody
@Saint_nobody 3 жыл бұрын
(Waves his jazz hands in support)
@MikeyDog
@MikeyDog 3 жыл бұрын
Finally a shout out to the Transvehicle community. Thank you so much for doing this.
@Mary-vw8gh
@Mary-vw8gh 3 жыл бұрын
We are here for you. You are valid. Keep living your truth!! #TransvehiclistLivesMatter
@impalamama7302
@impalamama7302 3 жыл бұрын
Yall are killing me....aw heck....where did I put my Depends??
@rinzler9775
@rinzler9775 3 жыл бұрын
The difference between a motor bike and a bicycle is all in the mind.
@stevecade857
@stevecade857 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's more what you have between your legs but hey your opinion counts as well.
@ejrandler
@ejrandler 3 жыл бұрын
It's a social construct, you may say.
@fierce-green-fire8887
@fierce-green-fire8887 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevecade857 why are you so fixated on what's between a person's legs?? "It's what is in our hearts not our parts that counts!" hahah A real life idiot once told me that in all seriousness.
@christophermorrison8632
@christophermorrison8632 3 жыл бұрын
...until you have to take one up a steep hill...
@10thletter40
@10thletter40 3 жыл бұрын
Not all men and women have to do different stuff or is better or worse. But sects (misspelled) is a fact. One that cant be ignored and shouldnt be.
@ref123
@ref123 3 ай бұрын
Who's here after the olympics boxing?
@dmitrybashmakov900
@dmitrybashmakov900 2 ай бұрын
Me
@melophylic7469
@melophylic7469 2 ай бұрын
whats wrong?
@guardrail2897
@guardrail2897 3 жыл бұрын
Just think, last year this would have been satire. Today, it's 100% legit.
@lukethykim9964
@lukethykim9964 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, it’s still satire
@lossantoscity3249
@lossantoscity3249 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukethykim9964 Tell that to girl who almost died in a cage Fight fighting a Transgender.
@lukethykim9964
@lukethykim9964 3 жыл бұрын
@@lossantoscity3249 Yeah, and people are rightfully getting outraged about that shit. As far as I’ve seen, it’s not as acceptable as this video makes it out to be. And besides, the video isn’t even focusing on transgender stuff it’s exaggerating and talking about like a trans-biker or something.
@MyYTwatcher
@MyYTwatcher 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukethykim9964 Tell it to the female weightlifters who will have to compete with biologic man (Laurel Hubbard).
@lukethykim9964
@lukethykim9964 3 жыл бұрын
@@MyYTwatcher Okay, will do!
@Oliver-sv3ik
@Oliver-sv3ik 3 жыл бұрын
I feel this guys pain. I'm a trans-senior. It's a devastating situation that people don't understand and constantly ridicule. Basically, I'm a 65-72 year old (depending on retirement qualifications at this time), trapped in a 40 year old body. I need my retirement now and no one cares! No one listens to my pleas to give me my retirement benefits, my social security checks, my free medical, my Mcdonalds discounts, now, because I'm trans-senior and need to retire today, not thirty some years from now, (depending upon retirement qualifications at that time). There's just so much hate and misunderstanding about trans people... It's sad.
@21area21
@21area21 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear your story Ollie. Hopefully these bigots will soon recognize your senior age of (65-72 depending retirement qualifications at the time)!
@lurchy12
@lurchy12 2 жыл бұрын
Unrelated event: working for a rich cougar.
@stevekillgore9272
@stevekillgore9272 2 жыл бұрын
1000% true ! Me too !!!
@Dr_Wrong
@Dr_Wrong 2 жыл бұрын
Shirley you get your White Privilege check..?
@lindamillen2536
@lindamillen2536 2 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain
@David_Trowbridge
@David_Trowbridge Жыл бұрын
This is groundbreaking, I think I'm going to identify as a bus during rush hour and drive in the bus lane
@corporal747
@corporal747 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Rockstopmotion
@Rockstopmotion Жыл бұрын
Or a cop car make sure you make the sounds with your mouth
@donbechtelini
@donbechtelini Жыл бұрын
In every "community" except the one you apparently live in, people would just call that an @$$hole, but thanks for sharing your story of rush hour oppression. Youre so special and unique, so brave!
@judasthepious1499
@judasthepious1499 Жыл бұрын
can I join too.. I think us, transbusser, have stick up to each other
@JustAnotherNorthman
@JustAnotherNorthman Жыл бұрын
You guys are wonderful! I am laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes. 😂
@wabbit4936
@wabbit4936 8 ай бұрын
I was never satisfied being a speedboat skipper, i always knew something in my life was amiss, that's when i embraced my truth and realised i was actually an olympic sailor, now i've crushed all the world records and receive a fancy gold medal after every race!
@WillProwse
@WillProwse 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I am touched. So BRAVE 😂
@markusaralius
@markusaralius 3 жыл бұрын
And stunning! Absolutely stunning.
@arnoldt47
@arnoldt47 3 жыл бұрын
Will also watches this channel hahahahahah this world is small where humour minds gather
@masksarelies391
@masksarelies391 3 жыл бұрын
The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening. This is why we need laws protecting this group.
@heatherstrigens258
@heatherstrigens258 3 жыл бұрын
Stunning just stunning
@Jorexzill
@Jorexzill 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@mikespilligan1490
@mikespilligan1490 3 жыл бұрын
This is so stunning and brave can it be be shown in all our schools and taught as an anti bias example, lets call it: Critical. Racing. Theory.
@kenneththorberg6914
@kenneththorberg6914 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down!
@allmycircuits8850
@allmycircuits8850 3 жыл бұрын
Finally I understood why everyone talks about Cathode Ray Tube in 2021...
@benfaubion
@benfaubion 3 жыл бұрын
Only relevant if you talk about the whitewall tire supremacists.. and the harm they've caused to the non-whitewall (BITOC) tire community. Otherwise it's just a cover for more whitewall supremacy.
@edoboleyn
@edoboleyn 3 жыл бұрын
Mike, this is a profoundly underrated comment.
@murielkinsella3526
@murielkinsella3526 3 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@adamr5323
@adamr5323 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in this struggle. I'm finally coming out of the garage guys!
@Ash-zh5yg
@Ash-zh5yg Жыл бұрын
I was a motorcyclist once and I had dreams of being a cyclist, but after I was hurt I was forced by my mother to transition to 4 wheels...your bravery is inspiring!
@techrvl9406
@techrvl9406 3 жыл бұрын
"IT'S NOT A RACE, SLOW DOWN!!" "It was a race... and he knew that."
@geotechms
@geotechms 3 жыл бұрын
Start making this about RACE! 👍
@yammoyammamoto8323
@yammoyammamoto8323 3 жыл бұрын
@@geotechms Oh... snap! :D
@carl7382
@carl7382 2 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to this brave cyclist. Anyone who disagrees how great he is should be cancelled immediately.
@rs72098
@rs72098 2 жыл бұрын
They're just complete bigots and holding back progression in our society. If they ban his motorcycle from any bike races, that means we are returning back to the dark ages.
@idono5935
@idono5935 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, agree. Like why those people even bother so much about transvehicle. Transbicycle is a bicycle, what is so hard to understand about it.
@ghostlightx9005
@ghostlightx9005 2 жыл бұрын
Only a racist white supremacist would disagree.
@John-cj7et
@John-cj7et 3 жыл бұрын
Norm is an inspiration to me. I now identify as a bicyclist, driving my Toyota Camry. Yeah, I miss some of the checkpoints that aren't on a street but the organizers put them there because they are racists.
@ez_company9325
@ez_company9325 2 жыл бұрын
its people like you that are destroying the cause from the inside. They arent racists they are white supremacists. Words have power and can be used as weapons. Please educate yourself before spreading any harmful ignorance.
@ISuperI
@ISuperI 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@Mallus01
@Mallus01 2 жыл бұрын
Wow you are so brave!
@culturecanvas777
@culturecanvas777 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blankblank7402
@blankblank7402 2 жыл бұрын
I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.
@Cell4TR
@Cell4TR 3 ай бұрын
The fact that this is a 3 years old video
@mr.shannon6137
@mr.shannon6137 3 ай бұрын
I'm also watching it for first time. It is so relevant, it needs to be shared and make it's way to top of everypnes KZbin recommendations again.
@Eagle-gl7bq
@Eagle-gl7bq 2 ай бұрын
I just realized that after reading your comments. How could this video so relevant to Olympic 2024?! ❤
@stinkyham9050
@stinkyham9050 2 жыл бұрын
A similar thing happened to me. As a 43 year old man I was getting my ass kicked in the over 30 karate tournaments I entered until I realized I'm a 10 year old non-binary symbol. Now completely unrelated to me entering the 12 and under category I'm a 5 times All Valley Cobra Kai champion.
@roderickcortez138
@roderickcortez138 2 жыл бұрын
You're so brave!
@azurecerulean1279
@azurecerulean1279 2 жыл бұрын
GO OFF QUEEN YAS GET THEM
@captainobvious8037
@captainobvious8037 2 жыл бұрын
This 43 year old dude before smacking a child across the room: "STRIKE FIRST - STRIKE HARD - NO MERCY" The parents: "So brave"
@stinkyham9050
@stinkyham9050 2 жыл бұрын
@@captainobvious8037 LOL. I f@#!ing love it. Can't wait to guest star on Cobra Kai. Hollywood here I come.
@waverunner247da-fish7
@waverunner247da-fish7 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!
@TaaxiCaab
@TaaxiCaab 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see Norm take the gold this summer in Tokyo. He's a true American Hero!
@ivanbluetarski9071
@ivanbluetarski9071 3 жыл бұрын
norms gonna be a tour de farce at the tour de france
@marcelluscor7917
@marcelluscor7917 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll even burn an American flag and endorse crt lol
@rowleskids
@rowleskids 3 жыл бұрын
Then, unfortunately, a Formula 1 racer became a bicyclist and destroyed all of Norm's records.
@deadlypandaghost
@deadlypandaghost 3 жыл бұрын
It was a heroic day. Truely brave and stunning.
@stubones
@stubones 3 жыл бұрын
Then the blue angels identified as cyclists and … 😂
@dougmac3046
@dougmac3046 3 жыл бұрын
Two wheels good, four wheels bad.
@NileMcMillion
@NileMcMillion 3 жыл бұрын
@@dougmac3046 how can you even live with your hateful and discriminatory self! #fourwheelsmatter
@dougmac3046
@dougmac3046 3 жыл бұрын
@@NileMcMillion Can't you see that having more than one wheel per axle gives you an inherent, possibly even a systemic advantage. You four wheel types may think you are being allies to the two wheel community, but until you've lived my experience, which you can't, the only way you can come close to redeeming yourself is by attacking all other four wheelers and shaming them into non existence. Only then will I allow you to elevate yourself to the position of my servant. You can then spend your remaining days happily greasing my beautiful, single wheeled axles.
@huey1011
@huey1011 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely love this! What a brilliant way to compare what's really going on. The acting is awesome as well
@shyamsundarrajan2469
@shyamsundarrajan2469 Жыл бұрын
As a car driver after watching this video i fully identify myself as a pedestrian. Unfortunately the society still looks down on me when I try to use the pedestrian only sidewalks but one day I am hoping to bring change that other pedestrian trapped in a 4 wheeler can use the sidewalks.
@RoyalFizzbin
@RoyalFizzbin Жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave. Be your inner true self; anyone who thinks you should do otherwise is a pedestrianistaphobe.
@bluerfoot
@bluerfoot Жыл бұрын
ok you got me laughing.
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69
@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Жыл бұрын
You have my support, never lose hope brave man!
@kholi9441
@kholi9441 Жыл бұрын
Selmon bhoi approves 😂
@shyamsundarrajan2469
@shyamsundarrajan2469 Жыл бұрын
@@kholi9441 😀
@velocirapture89
@velocirapture89 2 жыл бұрын
As a cyclist who identifies as a rally car driver, I can feel this man’s pain. ❤ intersectionality
@5688gamble
@5688gamble 2 жыл бұрын
I know, but even though i identify as a really car driver, I cannot seem to win, they're just too fast!
@cwavt8849
@cwavt8849 Жыл бұрын
That was beautiful! Very witty. Thanks 👍
@Kurakumakachilibaba
@Kurakumakachilibaba Жыл бұрын
You're so brave! I wish i had the courage to come out and transition to who I really am inside... a rich person.. but I'm scared people won't understand or support it since they insist I am poor.
@puffythecampfireplayer6143
@puffythecampfireplayer6143 Жыл бұрын
@Omar Khurshid “paralyzed from the eyes down “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@s.susanmarandi9080
@s.susanmarandi9080 2 жыл бұрын
As a cycling-fluid person, I highly approve this message.
@aruglaempire2518
@aruglaempire2518 2 жыл бұрын
So is that oil??
@nyk3334
@nyk3334 2 жыл бұрын
Could be a little more unicycle inclusive but it’s a start.
@latenttweet
@latenttweet 2 жыл бұрын
Hi there. Are you uni or bi ? Hmu 🥰
@ricardokojin7
@ricardokojin7 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me as that time my machine gun started identifying as boxing gloves... oh boy, now that's what boxing is really all about
@s.susanmarandi9080
@s.susanmarandi9080 2 жыл бұрын
@@latenttweet lol
@johnhasty3411
@johnhasty3411 10 ай бұрын
I wish I could go back 100 years and show an audience the current culture and film their reactions 😮
@bldontmatter5319
@bldontmatter5319 8 ай бұрын
They'd pass laws trying to restrict this stuff before it happened, or not even understand the dozens of new words they've made up
@freakbrothers2012
@freakbrothers2012 3 жыл бұрын
On the flipside Judy Slowlap, the cyclist who identifies with a motorcyclist, has just come last, again, in her 35th motorcycle race. You go Judy.
@bastis3439
@bastis3439 3 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave
@joelmartin2549
@joelmartin2549 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna happen, have you ever heard of a trans female to male compete in sports?
@Apriluser
@Apriluser 3 жыл бұрын
@@joelmartin2549 Right??
@ufoclips1
@ufoclips1 3 жыл бұрын
I`m sorry,but "flipside"is homophobical.Report to the nearest purple haired person and give yousrlf up.
@DavidKowalski
@DavidKowalski 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of Norm for his courage to publicly be who he truly is and to endure the hate he receives from narrow-minded people.
@edwardsd240
@edwardsd240 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he received death threats. That proves he’s a victim and needs to be protected.
@hongkongphooey77
@hongkongphooey77 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean narrow laned people 🤣
@robskalas
@robskalas 2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant! Love that the mockumentary is called "Switching Gears."
@lisapoole5420
@lisapoole5420 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a mock, dude. It's real. Some guy in an above comment is going to shatter Norms records with his Toyota. The plot is about to get REAL interesting.......
@Rob-fx2dw
@Rob-fx2dw 9 ай бұрын
It is so courageous for his motorcycle to come out of the closet so to speak (or was it the garage) after all those years and now compete with the other bicycles who were not trapped in their own frames for all those years.
@Bones12x2
@Bones12x2 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's using lower octane fuel to transition so there is no way he retains any of the advantages built into the motorcycle. Its totally fair.
@theozzyjoker2985
@theozzyjoker2985 2 жыл бұрын
PERFECT Analogy to the PATHETIC testosterone bullshit!
@mitleid_en
@mitleid_en 2 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@1lollmaolol1
@1lollmaolol1 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to science, we can measure how much octane is in his fuel, so we can always decide what's acceptable. Lets thank science for that!
@rnvaamonde
@rnvaamonde 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment so far...
@brentbartley6838
@brentbartley6838 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, octane rating does nothing for engine power, it rates the fuel's resistance to detonation that comes with different compression ratios in engines. A higher performance engine, like in his Aprilia Tuono (noice btw, I have 2 in my garage) will need higher octane, 91 or better, to prevent detonation and engine damage.
@rhpicayune
@rhpicayune 3 жыл бұрын
Stunning and Brave! Engine power vs leg power is a construct. So happy he came out of the closet! ❤️
@AKUJIVALDO
@AKUJIVALDO 3 жыл бұрын
Garage, not a closet...
@sargondp69
@sargondp69 3 жыл бұрын
'Engine power vs leg power is a construct.' This, sir, will begin a new college.
@GrimgoreIronhide
@GrimgoreIronhide 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! Motorcycles run of chemical reactions and stuff, and the strength that comes from your legs also does!
@Fuzcapp
@Fuzcapp 2 жыл бұрын
Or the garage ...
@charliewalters536
@charliewalters536 2 жыл бұрын
Leathers...mate - he came in his leathers; and has now put them in the closet (duh, like....obviously) and is into his Lycra phase. Honestly, some people can be so judgemental.
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 3 жыл бұрын
Norm is so brave. He is living his true self, his best life, finally just being who he was meant to be. Now he's a real winner 🏆 What an inspiration to us all 💖 Norm Hiccup 2024!
@johngalt2069
@johngalt2069 3 жыл бұрын
Such an inspiration. Hate to admit I used to be a bigot but Norms story made me see that we are all just different in our own special way.
@loganthesaint
@loganthesaint 3 жыл бұрын
Norm hiccup for president
@thecompanioncube4211
@thecompanioncube4211 3 ай бұрын
As a Porsche driver, identifying myself as handicapped was always my true calling and I knew it. Now i am an special Olympics wheelchair race gold medal winner, the dream of me being myself has come true
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