Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE WILD, WILD PLANET

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Time to ring in the new year with the groovy 60's sci-fi movie "The Wild, Wild Planet" (1965).
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[@WolfHreda]

I laugh every time Brandon says "The fiend!"

[@bloodrunsclear]

Brandon: I don’t think sawing a woman in half is perfection! Art the Clown: :(

[@dansmith1661]

Better to chemically castrate boys and turn them into girls.

[@MsDjessa]

"Watch out for those gadgets on their chest!" I started laughing at that line even before you commented on it. I am going to find a way to use that as a pick up line.

[@johnbockelie3899]

The toy Jetson car crash was classic.

[@jonnysokkoatduckdotcom]

Hey wait, either take me with you or pay me $5.00... or use. "what do you call a couple of physicians?..," a paradocs (paradox). Or "what's a pirates favorite kind of sock?... arrrrrrrrrgyle." Ive got more and different ones ;)

[@dansmith1661]

Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

"The Colonel's secret recipe!", damn, that one brought back some memories.

[@sigmacademy]

Well, he chokes everyone and gets answers. You have to admit... that's one effective interrogation technique, chief. ;) XD

[@michaelccozens]

Does he? I'm not sure he got any answers. Besides, it doesn't tend to encourage communication when you make it impossible for your subject to talk.

[@JamesW6179]

Jesus Christ, that beer mug at 4:01. Everybody in space must get totally shitfaced.

[@TIMWReigo]

I love how there's an actual movie titled "War Between The Planets"

[@tomazzo8093]

Fun fact, ..."Wild, Wild Planet" is part one of five movies in the same universe, with different and partly same actors in same roles. 1. Wild, Wild Planet 2. Deadly Diaphonoids, - (Bringers of Death, War of the Planets) 3. Orion 3000, - or (Mission wandering Planet, Planet on the Prowl, War between the Planets) 4. The Devil Men from Space, or - (The Snow Devils, The Blue Devils, Snow Demons, Space Devils) 5. The Green Slime

[@SuZ4242]

Why is it impossible to find this full movie anywhere? I have it on DVD, but I can never find it on KZbin, etc. 🤔

[@veryrancid3128]

"in absence of real butterflies you can use humans in capes"

[@josefgordon7712]

Oh man, reminds me of Wild Zero which if you haven't watched yet I highly recommend it.

[@runvalddarkstone5517]

3:26 this is what is the more close to a "fantastic 4- the beggining" with one of the more "Reed Richards award of the sciencey DGAF" pickup line ever.

[@anthonyemanuel1114]

This show is THE BEST I've ever watched,I get a damn kick out of Brandon's comments & jokes,I hope this guy does this show for a lot of years,keep up the good work and GREAT job Brandon!!!

[@OrangeElixir]

I have a feeling that The Monarch, from The Venture Brothers, watched this movie as a child. Oh, and if you want to see a really creepy doll, you should watch The Brotherhood Of Satan. Perhaps...*tenting fingers*...you could then review it?

[@Enshohma]

5:49 - Now playing at the Protfo Theater, MOTHRA! The More-So-Than-Usual Musical!

[@whitewing2]

"When she and I become one, thats when I become a Perfect being" Baron Ashura: You got to be kidding me

[@Richard-ow3cj]

This was just what I needed. My only brother passed away last Tuesday and I have been bummed out for three days.

[@KRhetor]

RIP Tony Russell. ;( I love this movie BTW; I like to think of it as the movie Marcello Mastroianni was making in 8 1/2.

[@ambiakhamaly9950]

Kardashion joke was brilliant

[@RichardWatt]

But the brains are still too large ;)

[@ninjalove666]

Joe Satriani was the first "real" concert I went to. I was 13 years old and my dad surprised me with tickets. He let me skip school and we spent the day in Atlanta til it was time to go to the Fox Theater. It was a great day!

[@Enshohma]

Cool; what a small world we live in!

[@johnbockelie3899]

What's the blooper reel like.?.

[@michaelccozens]

Joe should very much get in touch with these villains; he could have multiple tours of Joe Satrianis (Joes Satriani? Cloning is hard on grammar).

[@freereinvoltaic]

I first saw Satch during the Flying in a Blue Dream tour with Eric Johnson opening. Freakin’ great!!

[@Avigorus]

3 years later and you still haven't touched the sequels? what're you waiting for, we want the complete set! lol

[@245-TRIOXIN]

I loved how at the end of the movie they all laugh at the guy who got shrunk to half size.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

And he calls them out on it! 😀

[@gallendugall8913]

Reminds me how people who lived through the '60s say the first five years were just more of the '50s.

[@johnbockelie3899]

Madam butterfly sci Fi. Version.

[@jonnysokkoatduckdotcom]

I think that maybe right in general. I think it takes about 5 years for a decade to shed its self of the ways of the previous decade and the next 5 years for the current decade to define its self.

[@denniskristos3800]

Re: the sequels... "War Of The Planets", "War Between The Planets" and "Snow Devils" are not the only ones. The fourth sequel and final movie in the Gamma One series is (though not directed by Antonio Margheriti) and made in Japan by Kinji Fukasaku, is "The Green Slime" (a.k.a. "Gamma One: Operation Outer Space") which starred Robert Horton, Richard Jaeckel and the oh-so-delectable, Luciana Paluzzi.

[@Phoenixesper1]

You know this would be a fantastic origin story for Dr. Frankenfuter from rocky horror picture show. Could you just imagine Tim curry appearing in drag as the result of fusing the two! LMAO

[@j2gaming345]

You can probably push a hot wheels faster than that Jetsons car

[@JosephXFS]

Three sequels??!! Do them!

[@jeremyfrost2636]

Four sequels. The Green Slime is also part of this franchise, apparently.

[@dfailsthemost]

I like the look of this setting. It looks like a prewar fallout city.

[@MrDman21]

C'mon dude, the Kardasians' brains would be much smaller than that. ;)

[@afrog2666]

I bet they can spell Kardashian though..

[@Charlesputnam-bn9zy]

You are too optimistic with non-existent brains.

[@mauricedavis8261]

👏🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@munstrumridcully]

I would love to see you review _Lexx: I Worship His Shadow_ or _Gigashadow_ :)

[@colinfarren8326]

Love the Joe Satriani comparisons. Kinda spot on. With 4 arms he'd sound amazing! :o)

[@michaelccozens]

4 arms? He could have dozens, attached to multiple Joes Satriani. Hundreds! He could literally be his own orchestra. Hell, he could be his own audience. Might be hard to divide the paycheques, though.

[@TheNomadicPyramid]

Nothing like a cheesy, strange sci-fi movie review to start 2017 off right

[@jonnysokkoatduckdotcom]

You got that right.

[@inferno1580]

Keep up the great work. I like your commentary on these types of movies especially Godzilla.

[@henrykujawa4427]

Antonio Margharetti earlier made the classic "CASTLE OF BLOOD". That one's one my wanted list! In the mid-2000s, TCM ran a whole series of these cheap, schlocky ITALIAN sci-fi flicks on Friday afternoons, where only unemployed people could watch them. They ran this and its sequels, all of which had some vague connection with Space Station GAMMA I. And then they ran the unofficial sequel, the one that took place on Space Station GAMMA III. Yep. "THE GREEN SLIME". I'd been wanting to watch that since 1969. Ever since, there's like not a year that goes by without me watching it. Given a choice between that and "ALIEN", every time, I'll pick "THE GREEN SLIME". There was only one problem... it's the only movie i know of that TCM ran in "fullscreen", instead of "widescreen" / "letterbox". WHY? Who knows. But now that I'm buying DVDs, it's on my list for an upgrade. In the close-ups, you're genuinely missing HALF of the fight scenes.

[@varanid9]

The guy playing Nearmy was also the bad guy in Medusa against the Son of Hercules.

[@monkshao1289]

man these movies are fun i will watch again

[@matthewchandler7845]

14:18 LEGIT THANKS FOR ASKING THIS Q. Because I was thinking it for the last 30 Seconds..HAHAH

[@owenrichards1418]

*Italian* 60s sci-fi movie? Hoo boy, strap in boys!

[@DeepEye1994]

4:52 great, first the weird clown-TV hybrid thing from "2019: after the fall of New York" and now this. What's with italian SciFi films including weird creepy dolls in their movies?

[@CartoonTriper]

Happy New Year Brandon! 9:37 Classical sloppy fight choreagraphy from the 60´s

[@gaillewis5472]

3:59 their hunks o' meat look like coal. 4:51does that evil doll have a comb-over?!

[@Mattteus]

It's like if Ed Wood made Barbarella! I'm going to have to find this one!

[@KlunkerRider]

I love this movie! It is so weird and insane.

[@menslady125eif2590]

Well, I'm glad to know that in the future, people do weird ballets dressed like Mothra's fifth cousin twice removed!

[@gregmark1688]

So, who knew there was an Italian prequel to Phantasm?

[@minski76]

You should definitely do the Space Monkey/Yeti sequel. (Not even kidding...)

[@cwgodzilla]

minski76 sir, you have my attention

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

I put this on my "to watch" list when Brandon's review came out, as it looked like it could be bonkers fun. I finally got to see it tonight. It's a bit sluggish but it kept me entertained, mostly because the villain's plan is so bonkers! You never really knew what daft thing you'd be seeing or hearing next. 😀

[@ZarakiKenpachi9100]

Great way to start a new Year :D keep it coming

[@ravinderpalsingh7729]

you were off for few videos but this time you just nailed it

[@user-rw6gw6fs9v]

Can you please review "Evil Toons","island of fire" and "Schlock"?

[@ranchoth]

12:00 Actually, I think the pile of calf's lungs under the plastic dome being inflated with a bellows looks more like an Amazing Futuristic City than what the Asylum's version of the new Blade Runner will look like.

[@ethantone4981]

New Brandon for the new year,fuck yes please

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

and here I thought the plan was to shrink people down, smuggle them somewhere, the harvet all their organs. Guess that would've been too out landish or something.

[@Fulgrim2]

Well this is a great way to start the new year! :D

[@PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE]

The greatest monologue of all time 15:17

[@warriorking4ever]

Fun review as always Brandon, Happy New Year :D

[@thethirdchimpanzee]

So...wait...is this taking place on a space station, or a planet? The characters are on a space station...then a planet...then the station again...

[@reeferman502]

15:45-No one in four years picked up on the Orgasmatron from "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask". It 's even arrowed on screen but nothing.

[@philipmonihan8222]

I love this franchise and I hope you get around to the other movies some time. Also, it may interest you to know all four movies were actually shot concurrently!

[@AlextheKaijuFan]

You should do the next two sequels.

[@wugglesx]

man i wonder what starry night would sound like with 4 hands...

[@nicksothep8472]

You made so many videos that very often one pops on my feed that I never watched, like this one, from a flick i don't even know! Absute treat! And lotsa pretty ladies too! 😅🖤

[@sigmacademy]

Third sequel should have been called War in between the Planets. XD

[@sigmacademy]

So glad to see abstract art (in the theatre scene) is about as understandable as it is today. Plus, was that doll the Annabelle of the future? ;P

[@JonPoolegrandcentral]

happy new year...lets have plenty of brit flicks please

[@jommyheyman1180]

10:20 Man Mothra went off the deep end!

[@ruprecht8520]

# Brandon Regarding the three sequels. I read somewhere about four sci-fi movies filmed cheap, at the same time, re-using the same sets and props and such to save money. I'm pretty sure this and the three sequels are the ones. Brilliant idea if they had decent scripts.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Although this is a b-movie, it clearly had a reasonable budget. I suspect the films you heard about were the much, much cheaper "War of the Robots" and other films, banged out in short fashion by an Italian director. I've seen two of them, and they're rubbish (and not rubbish in a good way)!

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

What's up brandon great video and happy new year

[@barackclinton568]

You gotta do ”war of the planets". It had huge space batles. And Claude Rains.

[@thomastarwater2989]

Claude Rains was in “Battle Of The Worlds”.

[@firstelvys]

Definitely looks like something I have to watch!!

[@FilipCordas]

The real question of the movie, Is There Love In Space?

[@the_selchies]

No

[@FilipCordas]

The Selchies Professor Satchafunkilus you are The Extremist Flying in a Blue Dream. You comment is a Shockwave Supernova you can't stop Unstoppable Momentum of the Engines of Creation, Go get a Time Machine with Black Swans and Wormhole Wizards on a Crystal Planet you are Not of This Earth. I will go play Strange Beautiful Music while Surfing with the Alien.

[@the_selchies]

Filip Cordas no u

[@sharkfinbite]

IS THERE LOVE!? Baby don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more! *insert techno solo. (I guess that is your answer. It means,"Wtf?! What is going on here? Gosh! I don't know!")

[@recindedblessing]

Indeed there is. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYq8YXWXqLyfiKM

[@chriscarlisle5676]

5:52 don't worry it just the Broadway release of mothra vs battra.

[@Jeffrey314159]

2:33 Well at least they had touch tone dialing, no wait, it has only nine keys.

[@Charlesputnam-bn9zy]

7:07 "This's a gag, no ? '' Priceless !

[@mistystudios1163]

Omg this is funny as hell. As usual your reviews are awesome.

[@t.andrewhanes872]

That moth dance scene left me agog. AGOG, I SAY😳

[@mrhatred3652]

Very fun to watch, thanks

[@Charlesputnam-bn9zy]

A lot of footage was reused in the 1st sequel. Anyway, visually better than the Clarke-Kubrick's "2001 - A Space Odyssey"

[@jeremyfrost2636]

Also considerably less boring than 2001.

[@NodDisciple1]

Wasn't Gamma One in Green Slime also?

[@tifla108]

I'd like to see your review of Devil's Rain 1975.

[@james.trussworm7150]

The new Star Wars movies “plots that make sense” 😂😂😂

[@Ugramosch]

and the decline of the fightscenes is just sad. sloppy, with inconsistent lightsword functions.

[@MrMoorkey]

How does it not make sense? The new trilogy are repeats of the original, Solo and the Sundance Kid made sense...and Rogue One was actually good!

[@emfs9522]

Making sense and being good are two different things. What are you confused about? Lol

[@danieltilson4912]

@@MrMoorkey a male Karen is what we have here go back to Disney with your shill

[@MrMoorkey]

@@danieltilson4912 A few full stops and caps required there, so at least I could understand what you're trying to say in that long old list of words.

[@courtneywoodbury5198]

2:16 Newmie?!! What are *you* doing here? Baywatch needs you, you're the best guy they've got! Oh, wait, NERMIE...nvm. :P

[@jetfire851]

The main bearded scientist guy looks like Carmen Ghia from The Producers. Also, is this technically Italian Final Programme?

[@michaelccozens]

11:30 Maybe by "perfect being", Nurmi meant "perfect for the lead in "Glen or Glenda""?

[@AlucardNoir]

This half man half woman stuff was rather popular in that time period. Hell, I've been rereading Jodorowsky's Incal and that universe is run by a pair of conjoined twins, one man one woman.

[@TsunogaiDanshaku]

13:47 But it *will* make you a pretty good stage magician.

[@BainesMkII]

At least Baron Ashura had some measure of logic for being half-man and half-woman, split down the middle. (The original two people, who were in love, had the opposite sides of their bodies destroyed in an accident. So Dr. Hell sewed the surviving sides together to make himself a new henchman/henchwoman.)

[@tureytayno3154]

In the version I watch, Dr Hell destroyed the other halves of their bodies on purpose.

[@gyrrakavian]

So......Dr. Nermi is an alchemist?

[@Drago1995]

Happy New Year, and i think i have seen this movie before

[@raymondhall8691]

Dwarf versions? Wonder if Don Coscarelli ever saw this

[@lsixty30]

im so happy you made the sattrianni references

[@nozenkyuzero]

0:16 "plots that actually make sense"...........yeah about that.....

[@luckykennedy7364]

Rise of Skywalker happened

[@nozenkyuzero]

@@luckykennedy7364 exactly

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

This movie is really wild on the flipside

[@Richard-ow3cj]

There's only one Halstead and his first name is is Jay!

[@sigmacademy]

11:43 ... cause he's getting the best of both worlds? I know it was on the tip of your tongue... XD

[@ScarletCandlelight]

The acting is crazy

[@Giran_0]

Does "We're back: a dinosaurs story" count as a cult movie?

[@BB120776]

1:59 Paul Frees OF THE FUTUUUUURE!

[@LeonGarnet]

11:32 And that kids is how Baron Ashler was born.

[@mr.pavone9719]

How did they end up with three Kardashian brains? I thought they shared one between them.

[@endlessnoise9173]

There's a story in Plato's Symposium about the first humans being both man and woman. After trying to take over Mt. Olympus, the Gods cut them in half. Maybe that's where Nermi got the idea.