19 Useless Facts You Probably Didn't Know about Breath of the Wild!

[@Bark_the_Bokoblin]

Nincompoop. ( Muh ha ha ha! Now that I slandered The Bread Pirate, he will never reach 100k Subscribers. All part of my master plan. )

[@TheBreadPirate]

Drat. Foiled again.

[@cillijmcgillycuddy3262]

😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@SoullessSith]

L+Boko+Ratio+Biteless

[@monkeyface3006]

I want to see an episode of Bark and Bite after taking control of Link's house

[@TheBreadPirate]

@@monkeyface3006 XD It would just be a sitcom with corny laugh tracks and synthesizer music.

[@Im_Him.]

In the animation for the bokoblin you can see the stomach inflate and deflate according to the breath he takes when blowing the horn

[@TheBreadPirate]

OOOOO! I never noticed that. That's awesome game design.

[@spodermonke]

@@TheBreadPirate also for the first fact you can do the same with a shield

[@ItsMeLime-f7i]

hmmm I always knew that...But the more you know the better!!

[@munchiemanager2985]

You could say he has the breathe of the wild

[@rinaliny]

also the lizalfos' tail trembles like a rattlesnake when they blow the horn. kinda cool!

[@halfprince]

BP: There's a second amber here, how could I have missed it! Me: There's amber in the cart???

[@TheBreadPirate]

OOF!

[@ItsMeLime-f7i]

Yeah I never knew there's Amber in the cart

[@ItsMeLime-f7i]

Let alone TWO

[@alexandergorning6283]

Ive been playing for 4 years and hadnt found the first amber

[@kirara2516]

Oh good, I'm not alone. Phew.

[@Pk-glitch]

I love the Kakariko village inhaling easter egg, since the inhaling noises give it an extra sense of realism, as if it's being played live by a performer.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Exactly!

[@sudarshanseshadri5504]

It IS being played live!

[@Pk-glitch]

@@sudarshanseshadri5504 I mean in universe

[@cruncyart]

@@Pk-glitch It IS being played live in-universe! The band is just always out of frame! (they are very fast)

[@lasercraft32]

@@cruncyart Link: *turns around* The band: *Frantic feet shuffling noises*

[@Lavendelaura]

Adding on to the monster horn facts, moblins and even lynels were originally supposed to have their own horns as well! The designs for them can be found in Creating a Champion. (imagine if lynels would've been able to call for backup, absolutely terrifying)

[@TheBreadPirate]

Someone's been watching Gamespot, haven't they. :D

[@Lavendelaura]

@@TheBreadPirate Actually no! I own creating a champion and found out about it on my own :)

[@TheBreadPirate]

@@Lavendelaura Wow! That's impressive you remember that then.

[@Lavendelaura]

@@TheBreadPirate Half of my memory consists of Zelda fun facts

[@west3Dgaming]

@@TheBreadPirate The lynel horn render has actually been used as a real object in Tears of the Kingdom - the Boss Boko Horn

[@d_c05]

When the world needed him most, he returned. Welcome back, Hyrule’s favorite Pirate! And Congratulations on graduating college!!!

[@TheBreadPirate]

*Pirate of the Caribbean Music Plays*

[@UnseenTorn28]

@@TheBreadPirate lol

[@catherinemitchell8952]

@@TheBreadPirate you should’ve be in Jacksparrow

[@Raze_Core]

@The Bread Pirate (P.O.V.) me scrolling the recommended list seeing this video (spam clicks video like crazy

[@jorgecastro9410]

ATLA reference detected

[@aaronolson6736]

Number 14 surely isn't just a hole, Luminous Ore is right next to it. I think we've found our point of entry to the underground people. Also hoping Satori Mountain and The Lord of the Mountain have some importance in Tears of the Kingdom.

[@TheBreadPirate]

DUDE! It must lead to the Zonai. We just need to use more explosives! Hurry Aaron! Grab a shovel. We have digging to do.

[@Rick-vf8hm]

I think it was just the start of a Zora luminous stone mine that was stopped by the calamity.

[@TheBreadPirate]

And we are going to finish it! Stop yapping Rick and pass the C-4.

[@thefreakar]

@@TheBreadPirate MY ARMS HURT!

[@TheBreadPirate]

@@thefreakar We have to keep trying! The Zonai are in here somewhere. I CAN SMELL IT!

[@beatricefreer6448]

10:01 I think the hole is meant to be a trap for the Bokoblin above. Put come meat or fruit in the hole and try to get the boko to notice. Then it can’t escape the hole once it goes after the food!

[@Oliver-Nelson]

I'm so glad you've returned to youtube! you've always been one of my favorite zelda creators since your wind waker "series"

[@TheBreadPirate]

Whew! You've been with the channel for a while then. I hope to do more gameplay stuff in the future, so hopefully that fits your tastes.

[@ItsMeLime-f7i]

I'm in the under 50k club

[@Wiimonkey2]

So much personality. Wow! I love how you create these small stories to go along with your facts. Fact number 10 is my favorite btw. ;)

[@TheBreadPirate]

That is a really good one! ;)

[@Grazzyy]

Wow, I actually only knew like 2 of these despite how much I thought I knew about this game, great list! And congrats on graduating, I now expect DAILY uploads of lists filled with facts I didn't know

[@TheBreadPirate]

Gee, thanks Grazzy! I can't wait to - wait... ...daily uploads? 😨

[@trevdoesweirdthings]

Yo Grazzy

[@SkyNinja357]

@@TheBreadPirate du dun dunnnnnn

[@soomitsunami5936]

@@TheBreadPirate no daily uploads?

[@wreakhavok4833]

To add on to the last fact, they were planning on having a Moblin and Lynel horn too, which you can see in Creating a Champion.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Someone has been watching Gamespot haven't they. 😄

[@KDT_Gaming]

That’s really cool! I didn’t know that, I have Creating a Champion so I’ll definitely check this out!

[@SkyNinja357]

@@TheBreadPirate I'm afraid that i'm guilty of watching Gamespot too...

[@RobloxOverloadGames]

I am glad we do now!

[@lordnul1708]

I knew about the torch thing, feeding the animals and enemies and the sheikah text spoiler, but I didn't know the wagons were lootable at all.

[@TheBreadPirate]

To think, I almost didn't include that fact.

[@jaxsongames8937]

Ha

[@JJ-ry8zl]

Congrats on graduating! Learned a lot from this video, never knew that you could loot the wagons!

[@TheBreadPirate]

I know right! Breath of the Wild is the game that keeps on giving.

[@drakothedragon]

Me neither

[@ItsMeLime-f7i]

Me three

[@samahnoor6297]

@@ItsMeLime-f7i don't you mean... Me THREEITHER

[@totlyavoncapcut]

i honestly love how they made link seem like he was a kid rather than a character, giving him personality and stuff like that. It’s awesome. 😂

[@Karzikann]

At 6:58, I CANNOT get over the "iron thong" Also I'm in LOVE with your channel! I learned way more than i ever realized about this silly game, and i have 500 hours in it!

[@Nexus7_]

I absolutely love the humor you bring into these videos! Please never stop doing that xD

[@TheBreadPirate]

Aye aye Nexus!

[@JJKFanatic1]

If you put a monster mask on and walk into a camp of its respective monster, try standing still. They'll just sit there sniffing you, it's totally hilarious

[@peterchu5609]

I didn't even know you could loot the wagons in the first place!

[@TheBreadPirate]

🤯

[@darukshock]

8:10 It also shows labor at the ancient lab, when crafting ancient gear

[@KDT_Gaming]

Oh man, it is an absolute honour to be featured in this absolutely fantastic video! Thank you so much! I’m so glad my Short was helpful! Here’s the Short that The Bread Pirate mentioned, for those interested: kzbin.infoTjxCySS7Fys Thanks so much once again! I hope everyone continues to enjoy Breath of the Wild in the run-up to Tears of the Kingdom!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Thank to you too for making that video! I wouldn't have known about it otherwise.

[@KDT_Gaming]

@@TheBreadPirate It’s my pleasure! I try my best to make funny and interesting content, so I’m absolutely overjoyed to hear that this particular Short has taught you something and proved useful to you! I look forward to checking out some of your other videos too :)

[@Mr.Inspector]

And you, my friend, get a subscriber.

[@KDT_Gaming]

@@Mr.InspectorThanks so much!

[@PlayerN101]

Fact number 9 was pretty cool. I like how you added a bonus fact, so there's really like 20 Useless Facts

[@TheBreadPirate]

That's just good business.

[@FakeFantum]

The Stick Joke… the stick joke is REALLLL!!! Awesome first video back dude! Really enjoyed this one. I knew basically none of these facts. It’s amazing how much potential there is for these videos even after 5 years.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Ayy, Thanks for the feedback FakeFantum. I'm glad we got to keep the Stick Joke too. 🌳

[@Kingambit7]

Because of you, one of the first things i noticed was that Boss bokos in totk use the scrapped lynel horn! It was so cool!

[@queazy03]

Feed horses tons of food (like carrots & apples) and you can instantly max out your bond with them. I can't remember the specifics, but I think each apple you gave them increased their bond by 2 or 3, so just feed them apples until your bond is maxed out. Easy for me since I had hundreds of apples & carrots

[@FamineDino]

10 bond per food.

[@roax206]

There is always a person who buys baked apples in Rito Village if you have too many apples (I think it's in bunches of 50 or something).

[@funny-ee9wx]

It is 10 bond per apple

[@funny-ee9wx]

I know this because I once caught a horse and fed it 5 apples then it's bond was 50, I fed it 5 more apples and it was Max 100 bond

[@KaijiKey1]

so happy you’re back! i should have connected the dots when you said you were editing🤦🏼‍♂️ also that bokoblin part was incredible

[@TheBreadPirate]

Ugh... Bokoblins. Don't get me started. I'm glad you liked it Kaiji!

[@sledgen.]

HE HAS RETURNED! Useless facts is something a lot of zelda creators can enjoy! Thanks for an awesome video bread

[@TheBreadPirate]

Thanks Sledgen. :D (Second comment, nice.)

[@Astro-Quit]

Lol, I love how you play as link and act as if your talking to him, its so funny just watching the chaotic stuff.

[@naydinfar]

Ok I literally just found out about the baseball trick accidentally a few weeks ago 😂 I wonder if you hit a bokoblin,when it’s throw at you, if it will fly back into the moblin???!!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Only one way to find out!

[@KDT_Gaming]

Interestingly, I was watching one of my own videos lately, and there’s a part where a Bokoblin is constantly throwing a stone at a platform, and it repeatedly bounces off in one of two different ways. It appears the Bokoblins have two different throwing trajectories, which may be important to take into consideration when trying this. So much to discover in this game, it truly never ends!

[@BrunotheOPG]

1:04 I never even knew you could collect stuff from the wagons😭

[@JonJ-k3g]

@@BrunotheOPG me too

[@trevdoesweirdthings]

Petition to have Bread put Link in an eye patch on his channel banner

[@TheBreadPirate]

Oh dear, not a petition!

[@oblivion1622]

Yes

[@JaydenStaple]

I sign

[@bobbobington1143]

Yes

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

My favorite part of this video is probably when you said “Mmm mmm mmm, nothing says tasty smoothies like metal gears and butterflies. Game logic at it’s finest”

[@mobilemadlads6301]

You can feed farm and wild animals, yes, but you also, if you wear the Lizalfos Mask, you can feed them fish! I was so happy when I found this out in my game.

[@TheBreadPirate]

They eat bugs too.

[@JJKFanatic1]

Wait wha- THATS SO COOL

[@greasy_c00kies33]

The way you say bokoblins and lizalfos kinda triggers me but, cmon, it’s a bread stealing link sniffing goron undies and gerudo… uhhh… “top pieces”. This channel is amazing

[@twoprayingbuddhas892]

At 9:50 i found this one the hard way because i tried 4 times to golf a rock on a wooden platform beside that. When i finally did and nothing happened, i realized i was duped and yes, there was no spirit of a korok in sight. Also there's one big hole in the death mountain that is also not a korok, i trekked my way to the top and there was no boulder to roll off until i checked a korok map that there was no available korok there.

[@reper2976]

5:06 I hate when my meat freezes especially when I try to feed the dog at snowfield stable

[@TheBreadPirate]

Oof! I could see that being annoying.

[@krispykritter1073]

I get annoyed by it too but depending on the cut of meat it sells for more rupees when it’s frozen vs raw or seared

[@MicahWWW]

8:45 I think someone actually killed a gold boko with a rock. Might be in a video on KZbin, I might be wrong.

[@TheBreadPirate]

That would be METAL! I need to see that if it's real.

[@jasonnewbery]

Link running back to the GIANT TOP mid commentary was priceless

[@TheBreadPirate]

Don't encourage it. 😅

[@くらきき]

The bread pirate is back... with his BREAD!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Bread for all! (But mostly for me)! 🥖🍞🥐🍞

[@SleepySeal121]

Only just now finding your channel, and DANG! You’re seriously super charismatic, man! Super excited to binge your videos! Oh, and congrats on finishing college!

[@sledgen.]

Oh yeah Everytime I think of a random fact I write it down so here's a bunch for ya! The zora helm swim attack might be a reference to the water scale thing in skyward sword. Olkin, the pumpkin farmer in kakariko, tramples on the other farmer's carrots at night, and says he's running around "training" for the trial in the shrine! In east tabantha there is a place called dragon bone mire. This might mean that all the dragonbone weapons from the bokoblins and moblins are made there!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Whoa! That last one is a really good point. Clever thinking Sledgen. I'll leave those facts for you to cover though. You found them after all. 😄

[@sledgen.]

@@TheBreadPirate thanks dude! Honestly don't worry about me covering them I literally have like 40 facts on my list, I would never cover them all xD

[@TheBreadPirate]

@@sledgen. SAME! My list is so long right now.

[@DjoingDalton]

To be more specific, I think that the drawing of hyrule seen in the final boss and trial of the sword is the horizon as seen from the center of the map. Probably either Hyrule Castle or the great plateau, I'm not sure which.

[@TheBreadPirate]

True, it's not a map in the traditional sense. Good call.

[@mariacarrasco1322]

Two pieces of amber?? TWO???? Why no one talked about it for the past five years? Thank you for telling us ❤️

[@TheBreadPirate]

Your welcome Maria! It's funny, when I told my brother he said, "Who cares, it's just an amber." And I was like, "JUST AN AMBER!?!"

[@PLAYER42_ready]

HELL YEAH THE RETURN OF THE KING! I can’t wait for more content now that you’re less busy!

[@BakkerfeelingAdventures]

Played, replayed and played again over and over and still finding new stuff, treasures and other things I missed the first, second and ever the fifth time around. Cool that I just learned a few more now, as I'm going for another another round of Breath of the wild. Thanks for sharing! 😄 Very nice how you make your videos, love the sense of humor. 👍 Keeping Hyrule hot since 2016... 😂 New follower here and looking forward to see more of your content.

[@CosmicCait]

Nice Princess Bride reference at the end 😂😂

[@link3613]

Thanks for the new Zelda Trivia video Captain! :D (Edit) I don't remember being so naughty, when did this happen!?

[@TheBreadPirate]

It happened while you were in a food coma.

[@link3613]

@@TheBreadPirate oh, makes sense

[@xmaster47512]

i didn't even realize there was amber in the wagons!

[@radicaltrooper]

its been 6 years and this game still manages to entertain me. cant wait for tears of the kingdom

[@reper2976]

10:00 there's many wells and hundreds of rocks in the game that were made to trick players into thinking there's a korok. Especially when using the korok mask near a fake well when there's a korok hidden under a rock under a nearby bridge.

[@Stevow_]

It's actually amazing (12:30) how there is so many hidden stuff in this game!

[@gummygoo2]

This is my first video of yours and I must say you are absolutely charming and have the exact kind of goofy humour I love. Btw, I really could've done with that fact about the memory locations a couple days ago lmao.

[@TheBreadPirate]

OOF! Sorry about that. I wasn't fast enough with my video upload to help you. 😅

[@gummygoo2]

@@TheBreadPirate ahaha np! it'll be good to know for my next run.

[@Crazy4Metroid]

Concerning the tidbit about general stores that using pottery for their signs, there is actually one general store that is an exception to that pattern. Kakariko Village's general store "High Spirits Produce" has a carrot on it's sign and a large sculpture of one mounted above the entrance. Kakariko's arrow shop "The Curious Quiver" features a clay pot on it's sign and a giant pot above the entrance instead. On top of that, the pot mounted above the arrow shop's entrance is portrayed as having arrows in it.

[@TheBreadPirate]

I noticed that detail. I have a theory that Nintendo swapped the stores at some point in development. The hylian text in front of the quiver shop actually says, "Sundries Galore" and "wares".

[@stevendodd2414]

Props for putting a spoiler alert for the final boss for a 6 year old game. Honestly great bc people are surely going to play totk as their first Zelda and try botw.

[@Little_L]

The return of the glorious bread pirate!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Ayy, thanks @little_l

[@ScuffedOnes]

It's a miracle!

[@HiddenSalvation]

I'm still laughing at how I misheard your sentence at 3:21 "At the top of each image is a collection of Sheikah letters, B!%@#."

[@TheBreadPirate]

XD

[@SkullKruncher877]

Bro I've had breath of the wild for 3 years now and only yesterday did I pick up a roasted zapshroom for the first time and you wanna know why it was roasted? It was a lynels fire attack.

[@OuroborosTheProtobean]

oh cool!

[@mraussiesparks]

WELCOME BACK! It’s so good to watch another one of you’re vids. Congrats on graduating collage

[@TheBreadPirate]

Thanks Christian!

[@CTPigeon]

Remember the first bridge when you get off the plateau, the one where the guy's examining a guardian? Well, if you go back at some point, he's patrolling the bridge, and if you try to jump off the bridge and time it just right, he'll think you're trying to commit suicide and try to stop you from doing it.

[@TheBreadPirate]

I remember finding that out on launch day on accident. So funny. 😅

[@CTPigeon]

@@TheBreadPirate I found it out AFTER I beat Ganon.

[@naomi9606]

i really enjoy your style of video!! you share cool facts while also having silly editing, which can be rare to find a good channel with both.

[@RGC_animation]

I am not sure if it says "Labor", but with Cherry in the Akala Tech lab, you are exchanging items for Cherry to craft.

[@TheBreadPirate]

I heard from a few other commenters it does!

[@asfpjaspdfpdso]

“Ok, fine, that may not me so cool of a fact” the title of the video starts with “19 useless facts”

[@elisha6137]

Congrats on graduating college captain! So happy you'll be full time now! Can't wait to see where the channel goes from here!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Thanks Elisha! I'm hyped too.

[@tamakimiko5689]

All of your jokes are hilarious and the way that you yell at link is really funny. This is why your one of my favorite youtubers. Keep it up

[@TheBreadPirate]

Hey, thanks Tama!

[@brettpardue8786]

I remember finding that hole in my last playthrough and a little further up the hill there is a boulder on a platform that you can shoot the bottom out from under it but it's too far away to try to get it over to the hole.

[@HaroldNoulGarcia]

I love your videos. They are so clam and make me happy :D

[@ash_tray]

Ahhhh! I’m so happy to see you my friend! I’ve genuinely had the worst day. Like life changing awful. This is the only time I have smiled today. Thank you. 🦋✨

[@TheBreadPirate]

NO! I'm so sorry to hear about that Ash. I'll be sure to pray for you.

[@ash_tray]

@@TheBreadPirate you’re too kind. I will be ok, just wanted to let you know you made my day better. We missed you!

[@AverageTSM]

I love how link is like a toddler and you're the babysitter

[@totothepotato2794]

13:10 here’s the spoiler skip

[@chefbenji1880]

Congrats of graduating. Also you are one of my favorite zelda-tubers. Can't wait for TotK content.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Wow, thanks Chef! I'm excited to make content for ToK too!

[@redshell9205]

2:27 darn, arson, my favourite.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Yeah, I buy their product all the time.

[@redshell9205]

@@TheBreadPirate D: Ummmmm…

[@bigiron1311]

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard this before, but on my recent play through the game I never spoke to impa. This changes a lot of dialogue, especially at the ancient tech labs! I also didn’t trigger any of the Sidon cutscenes before reaching the domain and it changed dialogue there too

[@cr00_24]

Let's gooo these videos are so fricking fun to watch

[@TheBreadPirate]

:D

[@IronEyeBall]

Great video! Good to see you back!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Happy to be back Eyeball! I'm glad we finally met.

[@IronEyeBall]

@@TheBreadPirate Same here!

[@KDT_Gaming]

Man, this is such a fun video. The editing and narration is a work of art. Such cool facts too, I knew very few of them! (This is my second comment on this video, because why not!)

[@TheBreadPirate]

For the ALGORITHM!

[@KDT_Gaming]

@@TheBreadPirate Oh YES!

[@theultrasceptile]

I am never going to look at the goron clothing shop the same way

[@the_hyrulean_super_saiyan]

14:33 Need help taking them out?

[@JOAKO.GAM1NG]

9:30 Those who have the korok mask: Sounds like a Skill issue to me 🗿

[@The_Legend_Maybe]

Honestly most of these aren't even that useless haha. Nice video Bread as always, I am most impressed by the amount of arrows you ended up getting

[@TheBreadPirate]

Thanks Legend! :D And yes... I definitely collected all those arrows myself and didn't use mods. o_o

[@The_Legend_Maybe]

@@TheBreadPirate That is a very honest and accurate answer. You clearly got these arrows legit lol

[@PatrickSmalley-k9z]

3:59 so I should stop killing the animals.

[@OctolinkG]

I have no idea what happened with The Bread Pirate’s video format, but it’s so friendly and energetic and playful- it’s amazing! Keep it up! I could totally see you as a voice actor btw

[@monmagog]

I knew about the Calamity Ganon boss fight arena Hyrule map (I was messing around with glitches and somehow caused Ganon to fly through the ceiling lul) but I didn’t know the Lord of The Mountain was on there, and I didn’t know that the same map was in the trial of the sword. Really cool!

[@jendylex]

10:29 so the master torch IS real!

[@ghb323]

2:41 the gerudo desert and cold areas always cause Link in the pause menu to show his expression

[@TTG-37]

robbie's workshop 8:20

[@maroki0123]

Man let me tell you I enjoyed this video SO MUCH. I've probably seen one of yours before, but after seeing this one and all the dedication and fun you probably had doing this made me instantly subscribe Hope you're having a good day!

[@TheBreadPirate]

WOW! Thanks Maroki I really appreciate that. :D

[@thebigheartyradish]

that's Bigoron's underwear

[@louisewarner5869]

Ayyy welcome back! So happy I saw your video! Congrats on graduating! Best Zelda KZbinr ever!

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

6:24 Also you steam

[@TheBreadPirate]

Sounds unhealthy.

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

@@TheBreadPirate I'd imagine falling into lava isn't very healthy

[@Alyssa-qk9xh]

there’s also a roaming NPC that will tell you where the photos were taken! :) he’s the painter from kakariko village - after you help him with the fairy fountain, you can find him at the different stables and he will let you know where to look! he’s my favorite npc

[@Isleofwonder64]

5:11 so funny

[@TheBreadPirate]

XD

[@MatthewSoares123]

Hey! Gears and butterflies are my favourite cereal! I love breaking my teeth on the gears………. I have been banned by 5 dentists for calling them every day saying that teeth are broken again.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Wow, your dentists are real jerks.

[@LadyCorvia]

I really enjoy your editing and way of speaking! I would watch a 2 hour video essay by you any day

[@tomasrinconmejia7771]

each race has their unique giant clothing on top of their clothing stores, gerudo have tops, goron have underwear, the rito have their sash thingy and the zora dont have a clothes shop, so they dont have a giant clothing sign

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

That's because they be nekkid.

[@ZackLopez-yi1wu]

Thx for number three it helped me a lot ❤

[@FumblesWumbles]

Discovered your content today. And little link with a Cold Cut in the bottom right of the screen when you were talking about the hole had me rolling. Immediately earned the subscription. Keep up the good work dude!

[@TheBreadPirate]

:D Thanks Cody!

[@RetroSpectre64]

Welcome back! Always looking forward to your content.

[@TheBreadPirate]

Thanks Z!

[@aidensong4925]

the weapons in robbie's shop also say labor

[@PodoHelmer]

You know Bread? Despite Link "foiling your plans to make your channel family friendly", your channel is one of the most family friendly on KZbin. Considering how many KZbinrs swear and stuff, you are one very nice KZbinr. Also, Link just doesn't have any notion what discipline is and must be punished for doing those things you always scold him for doing. Yeah, sure, he was a knight and all, very stoic and serious, but he lost his memory and has become a maniac who likes to hang out in giant hanging underclothes. I mean, in Hyrule those underclothes are not under any other clothes, but you get what I mean.

[@zaccary14]

Oh crap you graduated college? Now you can have fun storming the castle with us :D!

[@TheBreadPirate]

Y A S!

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

As long as it's just the castle and not say, THE CAPITAL BUILDING when trump loses the Election, AGAIN!