If Madame Web Was a File, I Would Delete It

[@sliverspoon195]

You know your film’s bad when candian lad cant watch it at 0.25x speed 😂

[@KungFuGrievous]

Nobody wan't 0.25x speed torture

[@MJAY552]

@@zayneytem even at 2.0x speed, it'll feel too long

[@CraftAero]

@@zayneytem I wouldn't watch it at 2x.

[@devansharora2453]

😂

[@ayushgarg423]

Bro seems like surviving the movie

[@ALpalela]

I love how he doest warn the audience about spoilers, he knows we dont care anymore😂

[@karlfredriksson4139]

Love it

[@tylerwolf2557]

dude went from “The Canadian Lad” to “The Canadian Rant” and i love it

[@fl8281]

The Canadian Mad

[@mou_se1]

​@@fl8281😂😂

[@kameronmyles2013]

Bro as a canadian it was delightful.

[@Ryuuuツ]

I mean, is there even a point of watching these movies in 0.25x speed anymore? I have a feeling the amount of small, hard to notice VFX details have gone from abundant to very rare.

[@dennissimainga5853]

I love the Canadian lad with an attitude. Love this

[@RSpracticalshooting]

Damn, you know it's bad when Canadian Lad won't watch it in 0.25x speed.

[@jagminderjaspal]

Lmao

[@RSpracticalshooting]

dude has defended some of the bad MCU shows so to rip this hard on Madame Webb is a feat.

[@antoniofinotti8877]

​@@RSpracticalshooting thats what i keep thinking😂

[@scrap8341]

It's in theaters bro but yeah still

[@RSpracticalshooting]

@scrap8341 yeah, I'm talking about how he said he's not gonna watch it again.

[@Codethe_Road]

I love how honest this guy is, he praises the movies he likes-- and dumps on the ones he doesn't. That is how you know he ain't lying, or just following trends.

[@brightmoon1627]

That's why we love Canadian Lad ❤🎉

[@intuition_lol1]

I mean a huge part of his sucess is cuz he's folowing the trend wdym

[@Codethe_Road]

@@intuition_lol1 Nah-- there are a bunch of Marvel entertainment channels, who broke this show down, and treated it like every other Marvel movie, saying it was the best thing since sliced bread. A bunch of sell outs afraid to bad mouth the shows that make them their money.

[@abolfazlesmaeili6469]

Yeah completely in the contrary of rockstar channel!

[@marsinaresvt]

Wow, the bare basics!

[@dhruvanand6695]

Bro, the sheer anger and frustration in his voice makes me think the Lad is on his villain arc right now.

[@Nyota..e]

The Canadian destroyer.

[@dhruvanand6695]

@@Nyota..e You're welcome, Canada.

[@kameronmyles2013]

We canadians helped write the geneva convention (never a war crime the first time), its in our blood

[@Nevertheless196]

this was really the worst movie i ever watch waste of money

[@charakchann8979]

Every top villain has their own background story.

[@emmachalise]

Morbius: I'm the worst Madame Web: Hold my beer

[@ShadowKamehameha32]

*Hold my Pepsi

[@andrijajankovic3865]

What about Megamind 2?

[@JestDGoat]

*Hold my drugs

[@animatorslife9733]

Hold my visions*

[@SSK077]

😂😂

[@spiderxparker_]

Madame Web made Morbius look like The Dark Knight 💀

[@duwhahandhersiblings354]

😂😂Facts

[@gersonribeiro374]

It didn't make Morbius look like the dark knight, it made it look like the Tom Holland Spider-Man trilogy!!!!!!!!

[@kingyukesh4515]

😂😂😂😅

[@LibraryofFett]

NAHHH madame web made Morbius look like an MCU level film.

[@russelluwarejnr1273]

Ahahahahahahaha😂😂

[@Vedant-m9s]

We need Loki to erase this

[@Lalala72183]

Nah Loki didn’t have any part in this Loki would never let this happen let alone erasing it after it happened

[@omarslayz]

Loki confirmed to like Madame Web, well it’s either that or he is a simp for Sydney Sweeney just like most people in the real world and decided to keep the movie instead of erasing it because of Sydney Sweeney and only Sydney

[@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818]

Nah Loki has nocontrol over the multiverse only earth 199999 (MCU) timeline branches

[@orangemonks894]

@@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818well he should be able to go to Tobey, Andrew, and venom universe since they are directly connected to the MCU. So it isn’t too far

[@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818]

@@orangemonks894 nah they are not mcu timeline they are completely different universes Tobey- earth 96283 Andrew- earth 120703 Venom- earth trn-688

[@pratyushagarwal3626]

'It's not a female led story it's a misleading story' really got me🤣🤣

[@episkopestudios]

6:03 - The Canadian Lad saying "bitch" with such frustration is top-tier.

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

5:03

[@Jawad_sharif]

@@theamazingspooderman2697 its twice bitch then....

[@kuldeepmasram9109]

😂😂

[@gracetonsanthmayor6687]

Tru lmaoo😂

[@cmasterson]

@@theamazingspooderman2697exactly one minute apart lmao 🤣

[@vaidrelis1315]

"If Madame Web was a file, I would delete it." The most Canadian insult I've ever heard lmao Edit: Oh wow. I got a notification that the Canadian Lad liked my comment, which was really cool, but I also noticed that my comment got more than 2k likes. I've never had a comment that got this many likes. Thanks everyone. Very surprising, but also very cool!

[@sanjogranswal7935]

If madam web was a child, I would tell it to sit in the corner😤

[@conqueror_ofMILFs]

@@sanjogranswal7935 If madame web was a child, I'd be in jail

[@sanjogranswal7935]

@@conqueror_ofMILFs 🤨

[@AVR0709]

@@conqueror_ofMILFs 🤣Best reply fr.

[@kameronmyles2013]

Tbf.. its the censored public canadian response.. bro we are much more creative around other canadians😅

[@backfire3017]

if madame web was oxygen, i would start breathing chlorine to survive

[@Nickxmw]

Amen to that

[@TheBedrockMaster]

nice title :)

[@Tetsuo845]

Thats actually impossible

[@artofmartialcinemaamc5334]

​@@Tetsuo845Fucking. Whoosh...... Bro ..... 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@F_N9901]

Scatter!!!!

[@YaboiCalos]

Spider-Man getting his powers from a radioactive lab made spider:❌ Random spider with powers in a forest in madame web:✅

[@sparkingpotential]

ya, i wonder how is that ? like wtf in the story or i think when hulk time travelled back then he might have thrown some useless spiders and that made this madam wed (no offence to comic if this exists in it and take it as a joke don't believe it).

[@justaway4271]

Spider-Man creating his costume from scratch after brainstorming about different designs: ❌ Madame Web movie had a tribe of Spider-People in Amazon wearing garments and mask that has similar patterns as Spider-Man's costumes: ✅ Like, does that even make sense?? Peter was literally still a fetus in that movie lol. He couldn't have inspire those tribes unless there's some random Spidey traveling from different multiverses and sh*t happens 💀.

[@kavurigowtham]

​​@@justaway4271see. Now you have written a better theory that can be made into a way better movie than this one 😂

[@ankurmandal4166]

0:08 man that laugh was contagious

[@benjoyce8034]

"B***H YOU JUST GOT SAVED TWICE" I laughed so hard that I could literally hear my neighbor turning up his T.V.

[@TheDarkeWolfe]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingsaix8255]

so funny af

[@DonsStudios]

The first Venom movie having mild success was the catalyst for all these awful Sony Spider Universe movies Edit: guys, I'm not bashing the first Venom movie, I also enjoyed it and saw it in theaters, I just hate that Sony took that niche audience for granted

[@nakshatrasharma5454]

It wasn't as bad as these.. atleast was fun

[@beforedrrdpr]

I had quite fun watching Venom ngl

[@spidergoblin.]

After Venom's success, they're just throwing some wet papers on wall and see which one sticks, which one don't. In other words, they're so lazy to build their own universe. They called it "SSU" (Sony's Spider-Man Universe). A universe without the mf'in Spider-Man in it.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

No, they have Spiderman rights so they use it, no conspiracy. Spiderman is a cash cow. If not so popular characters like guardians of the galaxy made money , si can others

[@moxiemaxie3543]

​@@spidergoblin.The animated spider verse exist and made money off miles morales

[@the_faraaz]

Venom: I'm the worst Morbius: No, I'm the worst Madame Web: Hold my Sony

[@PS-ug7nm]

Venom wasn't bad, Venom 2 was

[@userntavailable]

Venom was average, venom 2 was bad.

[@leviackerman3693]

I can still rewatch both the venom installments without pulling my hair out.

[@phantom2683]

​@@userntavailableI honestly enjoyed both 💀

[@userntavailable]

@@phantom2683 I didn't hate them. Maybe it's because I had high expectations from Venom movies so I got disappointed.

[@MrDusking]

4:10 why did the "starving" sounded so zesty? 😂😂😂 you the best man!!!

[@ak504]

he intended to say it like that

[@bremruatfelabs0057]

5:00 This is the only time i heard Canadian Lad super mad af after all these years and videos😂

[@carszone007]

3:32 "Friendly Neighbourhood Villian" I cant 😂😭😭

[@Nicodepico]

Lmao 😅

[@0xzelda]

🤣🤣

[@HiraAmiq191]

Just hearing the nicest guy in YT cursing for the first 5 mins just telling me the movie is a CIRCUS 😂😂

[@akfm31]

And the writers were the circus freaks/clowns 🤡

[@merxellus1456]

Madame Web really brings out Canadian Lad dark side🤣 i never expected so much rage from him🤣

[@SweetAkorn]

bro became the canadian geese 🤣

[@jimhalpert0]

He's tired like all of us

[@achannell362]

This is the best Candian Lad video of all time.

[@Mrprice1234]

It’s cool to see rdr2 being the name of the file next to the deleted madame web file

[@shalinvs1021]

We should ask Loki to delete this universe 😂😂

[@Nobody35095]

fr HAHAHA

[@athifym10b-bn1qp]

Loki don't show mercy to this movie

[@vijju105]

Deadpool would stepin😂

[@OceanMan1997]

Or the TVA to prune this awful universe

[@A-Aron564]

It’s probably a timeline his mischievous ass conjured up as a joke 😂

[@raptor6502]

That 2:19 RDJ, Chris Evans, Elizabeth olsen video clip is more popular and better than whole Madam web movie 🔥🔥🔥

[@A-Aron564]

It was perfect in context too 😂

[@Zulfi_Ackerman]

0:06 Lad, I love how you just break character like that 😂

[@Moana.]

lmao

[@davidanthony3177]

Try 0.25x speed, i think i saw Mephisto somewhere in the right corner 😂

[@sofarsogood8680]

Can't imagine all those script reading meeting with actors and actresses of this movie, and they all agreed the scripts were good enough for a movie. And also the meeting of sony executive , producers and directors to discuss which characters spider man they need for a movie and agreeing upon madame webb as lead and 3 other spider women as side characters

[@tntkit]

someone would have wanted to speak up but it'd mean risk losing their job so they all stayed quiet I guess

[@aadinathjagan5032]

If this guy is mad, we know it's bad

[@themandalorian6586]

Bruh, hearing the Lad laugh is serotonin in my books.

[@adonisss99]

W

[@dbojck5896]

Bro got so triggered that he broke character. He is "The Canadian Bro" now

[@rotnchocolate]

the villain took "you cheated in my dream" to a whole new level

[@kegeramanyanghakiki9576]

OMG, the writer of Madame Web also wrote Morbius?!?! How in the hell Sony even let them touch any Spider-man character after that god awful movie. My question is, HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE!!! SONY doesn't learn from their mistake, unlike Tony Stark

[@CarlosArthur]

We’re slowly seeing Canadian Lad descending into madness with each new marvel release

[@R4iko]

Thank you for summarizing the whole movie in 11 minutes. Spares me from wasting my time watching the whole movie. I salute the sacrifice you did, enduring the whole movie for the sake of your viewers.

[@Thanos_1807]

For the first time in the past 3-4 or i guess 5 years of watching Canadian Lad this is the 1st time he's roasting a movie this hard😂

[@24zawisza]

You know the movie is a shitshow when Canadian Lad can't hold himself from swearing 😂 Keep up the good work!

[@vijaysarathy7572]

3:10 this is the first time I've heard canadian lad speak in "such" frusteration 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Skedoc]

5:03 ive never heared the cad lad so angry before lololool

[@beforedrrdpr]

I've never seen Canadian Lad so lively! Thank you Madame Web for showing me this

[@Thegreatsaiyamann]

So true bro was pissed

[@Aalimraan]

I went to the cinema yesterday to watch Dune 2,we all had started seeing the movie then the cinemas Air-conditioning broke down and the entire cinema became so hot, the employees came over to apologise and urge us to see another movie in their other cinema as they couldn't give a refund, the movie they made us all see was madame web,the hurt I felt and still feel is unquantifiable

[@jelita_]

so sorry to hear that.

[@nigelfrasier2253]

Did u all dirty😂

[@PoppinACap22]

That sounds illegal 😂

[@Aalimraan]

@@nigelfrasier2253 fr 😅

[@abhishekhawk2762]

@2:33 Why the hell he's walking in a train BAREFOOT!!!!!

[@morgan40654]

Pirates deleting their movie files: Look at what you need to meet a fraction of my power!

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

How could you make a movie worse than Morbius?

[@Syam1l]

by having the same writers

[@mekayaka]

Madame web writers: and i took that personally

[@prasad5243]

Sony challange accepted

[@kingsman1713]

Writers: By making it worse than Morbius. Everyone: That's not possible! Writers: No, it's necessary! *No time for caution blasts in the background* Everyone: Writers... What are you doing? Writers: Writing! I don't think anyone would understand this reference.

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

@@kingsman1713(wrong commenter)I understood it

[@yadhukrishnan8936]

I love this new character arc of the LAD!😂😂😂

[@A-Aron564]

He’ll probably go full villain once Kraven the hunter releases 😂

[@Ishu22M]

Bro didn't even hesitate by keeping it next to red dead redemption 2

[@kartikrayaprolu9076]

Dude was so prepared that he need not watch the movie in 0.25x to spot the change in hair line😂

[@niteshchowdhury262]

The way he says our dog shit villain 🤣🤣🤣🤣 5:18

[@hamilton_reacts]

0:07 I enjoyed that LAUGH more than the Whole Movie

[@thatGuy69420-b]

true

[@daniedits2004]

Bro is not npc confirmed

[@arijaychoudhury8725]

Man, your content never fails to entertain me and neither did your title of this video. Great work Lad keep it up.

[@NITISHBHATT008]

1:31 Through Amazon Prime 😂

[@yoyomayne]

Hearing Canadian Lad say the B word 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

[@awerawer0708]

The main writers for Madame Web are known for writing Madame Web, Morbius (as you mentioned), and Gods of Egypt. All 3 of these movies' rotten tomatoes scores sum to 42%. How can you create garbage over and over and still be a part of big time productions 😂

[@TheCanadianLad]

They keep getting work while actual good writers get paid less or don’t get hired at all.

[@awerawer0708]

@@TheCanadianLad Yep, it doesn't make sense, and it's a huge shame. There's so much talent out there.

[@ivancerecer5758]

Not only did at least one of the writers make Morbius, they also made Gods of Egypt

[@fakerammy4262]

and there is large group of women who are saying movie failed because large portion of men hate women in lead role as men are misogynistic and don't want women to succeed. I don't get it, why these women always find men to blame for all the issues and never be grateful or choose to be ignorant towards all the good bits men do. As someone once said "we don't need strong female characters" (where director forcefully shoved down there strengths down our throats), "we want strong characters who happen to be female" and allow those women to be in touch with there strengths, weaknesses and things that make them women(or who they are). In this case, So women can have preference and its called "i prefer this in a guy" "I like this in a guy" but men if men have preference where guy says I prefer this it is labelled as controlive and misogynistic. that's the society we live in today. Sadley this has been getting engaged more and more in younger generation.

[@olivercoulter260]

Dude where are you getting this “large group of women” from who are Stan or die for this turd film? You sound like you’ve been rejected too many times and your taking your frustration out on imaginary lady cabal who are controlling the world through feminism and synchronising their periods

[@alexjames5103]

Just western culture bruv...in other cultures noone cares abt women... they're a puny gender and will always remain so...they should be grateful that men are allowing them to coexist in the first place

[@tacticalthicness2871]

I haven't seen this movie, but the way TCL explained it made me even more confused.

[@Aynshtaynn]

9:26 It didn't make sense, but it sure was entertaining to imagine. Definitely better than Madame Web

[@iamamer739]

You know a marvel movie is bad when The Canadian lad voice cracks while explaining

[@shreyvarad]

that title... is perfection

[@ZJGames]

5:15 gotta be the most weirdest scene ever 😭😭😭

[@rajmajumder636]

7:33 woahh I got that reference💀

[@_dave977]

What reference

[@rehanqadir5104]

​@@_dave977it's a 9 reference for 11

[@diyasartspace]

"It's not a female lead story, it's a MISleading story" is the best quote 😂😂

[@kushaln3075]

Madame web:we don't know

[@abdullaalmasum4945]

7:40 goes into labor, why not 💀💀💀💀💀

[@abdullaalmasum4945]

6:49 well, prevention future not only saved them from the action, it also saved the budget 😂😂

[@Dwayne7]

Truly one of the movies of all time

[@therealpietrosandri]

I genuinely didn't expect this from the Canadian Lad.

[@why_all_the_username_taken]

bro didnt even try to find easter eggs he just straight up ranted EXACTLY how i was ranting the entire movie

[@AllenJohn]

I am sorry, i mean i am so sorry that you went through this. I have never heard 'beeps' in your videos till now.

[@barry8871]

Bro, just watch his reaction to Spiderman No Way Home trailer 😅

[@mytokon3229]

Canadian Lad is a cultured man, still having rdr2 file.

[@JosephGamingHD]

I'm waiting for the day Kraven movie releases and the Canadian lad completely loses himself 😂

[@hell_x_toxic]

Bruh the free dox at the end was devious 😂

[@21kkk677]

Candian lad❌ Roasting lad✅

[@st4rkedits111]

I have never seen Canadian lad this frustrated n funny at the same time 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@mainquest1769]

It’s not a good day when the CanadianLad is more pissed off than the Critical Drinker

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

*Critical Stinker

[@PS-ug7nm]

​@@theamazingspooderman2697womp womp

[@kingsman1713]

​@@theamazingspooderman2697 Really? Dude's a logic legend.

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

logic? ​@@kingsman1713

[@alakhanandha.s06]

You didn't get the writers, they now made Morbious a better movie, and when their next movie release, MadameWeb will be praised as better movie. 🤡 OMG 2.7 k likes?? 🥺🥺

[@theamazingspooderman2697]

big brain move right here

[@Friendss]

The lower the expectations, the smaller the loss

[@luvadougla]

Sounds like BMW making new cars and making you pay for features

[@mnc7461]

It took me 10 sec to process

[@nyx6879]

​@@mnc7461 I still haven't processed. Helppp-

[@53.zuhayrzia55]

10:16 most accurate description of the situation rn

[@bibhuprasadsahu4858]

Never felt Lad being so angry. We feel you bro

[@proximusadiemus8731]

Oh man, this is most genuine sarcastic brakedown ever!!! And I love it 💪 👏 👏 👏

[@freddiemac1077]

This is the best breakdown ever

[@michael_d.jordan]

The Spiderverse made the Canadian Lad as bitter as the Critical Drinker, Sony are defo the worst

[@silkoth69]

I'm loving this rant style video. Please. Keep it coming. Do a crossover with The Critical Drinker. DO IT.

[@fredator3362]

Normal movie/series review title: i watched (title) at .25x speed Madame Web review title: i watched madame web at the speed of light

[@dapolalrasyid7052]

The thing is, marvel can't say no to sony making these movies as it is sony who owns the spider-man live action license, and the only reason they make these movies is so that they can keep the spider-man license as the license require sony to make spider-man movies every couple of years. And this movies just scream directionless and throwing random shit hoping it works, Sony initially wanted Garfield to be the main Spider-Man in its Spider-Man Universe, beginning with Madame Web. However, those plans were later scrapped and Tom Holland's Spider-Man was chosen as the movie's Wall-Crawler. But later on all mentions of either Spider-Man were then removed during reshoots after Sony realized that the timelines didn't add up for either version to appear. And i feel like sony in some way, fooled some of these actor and actresses into playing in their movies by giving them vague description as in these movies are part of the MCU which is why Dakota Johnson fired her agent after the initial trailer of Madame web were released. These universe just screams incompetence, unless they get their shit together these movies are gonna flop

[@felixfeliciano7011]

To add to this, and what CL said about a certain percentage of the audience not able to tell that these Sony Marvel movies are not MCU movies... Matt Smith (11th Doctor) in Morbius was supposedly lead to believe, at least initially, that he was doing an MCU movie then as well.

[@A-Aron564]

Yeah even Sydney Sweeney made a joke about the movie after release. You can’t tell me that the writers, producers or director thought this shit was good

[@DG-oc2uw]

Who is the villain? Is he a known character? What are his powers and how does he have them? How do the 3 girls get powers? Why do the future Spider-Women want to kill him? Do we even know that?

[@dipsikhasarkar0]

they really do fuck up female superhero stories

[@Mak3e]

It’s sad, really 🥲

[@Thataveragedudeshorts]

1:45 this could have triggered her powers as we saw in other movies like Deadpool and age of ultron where adrenaline rush are used to trigger the mutant cells to awaken their powers . I guess

[@mrnoname5183]

I also love how you don’t even mention the voice dubbing. Like in a blockbuster movie which features the SPIDERVERSE, there’s that big of mistake. Or the dialogue between madame web and uncle Ben

[@ecu4321]

so these are the actual villain of the sony marvel franchise : 9:19

[@Spérmshake]

Lol😂

[@mattinatic]

Canadian Lad plays RDR2? Show us some gameplay 🔥🔥🔥

[@hmm9962]

0:32 XD nikon camera in a Sony film

[@arsalanph7]

We goin Nikon with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️👤

[@himanshunagrale7358]

If lad say it's trash... It's "TRASH"

[@papazyie]

the shout out of screenwriters is NASTY 🤣

[@Clone_03]

At 10:46 you say it sends a negative message across the board but would’ve been a better pun if you said it sends a negative message across the spider verse because that’s what you’re talking about the video :)

[@bravefool1773]

@4:13 *starving*

[@shawnsaldanha5435]

6:20 This man is looking like a Deadpool.

[@Animedits333]

We don't hate strong women, we hate baddly written movies.... Edit: also one should think that only about 1-2 years after 9/11 airport security would NOT LET A FAKING FUGITIVE ON BOARD!!

[@darshakpatel9059]

I bet this the only marvel movie that The Canadian Lad watched at 2x speed

[@irinyemidavidibukunoluwa3102]

Why did Ezekiel walk barefooted in the train scene? 3:18