DESTROYING Cookie Clicker With My Cookie God Program

[@SanzuRiver]

That zesty ahh "thank you~" got me acting up enough to sub.

[@LedionZogaj]

Now what if he MOANED or did smth else......

[@SanzuRiver]

​@@LedionZogajI'm boutta' be on some fatherless type timing...

[@cyan1280]

WHAT

[@cyan1280]

im butta hire him for something else@@LedionZogaj

[@SoapySC]

Me too

[@pez_3688]

I like how dragoon is the most active youtuber/community member in 'promoting' cookie clicker, even going as far as to make himself apart of it's lore/ making his own lore. He's even connecting other games into it.

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

and the best rap battle in history

[@presidentluthorplays]

@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperyessir

[@bartekr8881]

watch dragoon

[@kaushlendrayadav7124]

​@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperobliteration

[@ShadowCubeGT]

​@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperfr fr rf fr rf rf fr

[@aCookieGod]

you want to become me?

[@GioOnYt672]

YO ITS HIM

[@GioOnYt672]

HELLO

[@TheReal-KarsonRBLX]

Bro saw the title and was fuming

[@CanerTaze]

HELLO

[@MadNooob76]

IT'S THE LEGEND THE MYTH THE COOKIE HIMSELF

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

Basically today I went down a cookie clicker rabbit hole and now I’m stuck in the realization that a game where your initially just supposed to click a cookie has more achievements and requires more time commitment than learning how to play Tom Clancy’s rainbow six siege competently has made me feel as though I comprehend nothing of our current reality.

[@martinjoster3282]

peak

[@a.jvanzanten8445]

the worst is ther are a lot of clicker games that are like that so its not only cokkie clikker

[@TheCodingSloth]

I am cookie god UPDATE: the terrible code is in my discord discord.gg/2ByMHqTNca so join if you want it. It's in the general chat and I have it pinned enjoy

[@43021]

you are cookie god

[@AProblem855]

Algorithm boost comment

[@slothslothslothslothslothsloth]

he be the cookie god

[@shrekenthusiast8703]

Hail the cookie god!

[@Mari...........]

It kinda reminds me of the cookiegod channel😁

[@SeemsLegitToMe]

bro come on you didnt need to put caseOh on the screen now my monitor is permanently leaning to the left

[@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd.]

Bro caseoh decided to take up my ram and now I can't finish downloading COD mobile

[@BONES_EDITZ]

​@@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd. I can't lift my phone bro 💀

[@rain47ytEN]

@@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd. L game bros just saving you from mid

[@neoleonor7140]

​@@BONES_EDITZdude my phone dropped through my bed cracked through the crust and then went into the center of the earth because caseoh was on there

[@Gamesarefuntoplay63]

Ahahhaha

[@labbit35]

Fun fact: there are actually some achievements that are extremely easily obtained, they are so easy that you could literally get them immediately after you start the game .

[@larkgaming6573]

True neverclick:

[@labbit35]

@@larkgaming6573 is it easy tho?

[@eidsamuel2131]

​@@larkgaming6573he said easy not hard

[@dexershere]

oh my god i never knew that some achievements in games would be easy 😱😱😱😱

[@larkgaming6573]

@@eidsamuel2131 you can technically get it immediately after you start the game 💀

[@amir78989]

dont let Dragoon see this.

[@NoahHaword]

Frrrrrr bros gonna ABUSE this code

[@cody_codes_youtube]

I love this game and so glad I see content about it in 2023. You are my hero

[@foxjwizard6069]

I'm currently at 615/622 achievements doing it legit, and i have 11 of the shadow achievements haha but this was very fun to watch

[@ErdemtugsC]

You really should touch grass

[@foxjwizard6069]

would it make it worse if I said I also have the WR in speedrunning the neverclick NGC category as well haha@@ErdemtugsC

[@ErdemtugsC]

@@foxjwizard6069Are you even human

[@foxjwizard6069]

@@ErdemtugsC haha doesn't seem that way does it lol, just finished high school so too much time on my hands

[@cookiemains]

dang. im gonna guess you just don't have the level 10 achievements

[@randomgamer500]

0:04 i think i've heard that name somewhere before...

[@ImNotABot-e3h]

Bro came from dragoon video we need this to get more likes

[@sashasullivan6879]

Me too…..

[@talonfishy5576]

Same I got recommended this shortly after watching dragoons video of him clicking 7777 gold cookies.

[@happyboy07685]

🫠

[@luckyguy8530]

At 15:47 you can see for a split second he got a shiny wrinkler without cheating, that is really lucky.

[@sidd-underscore]

why did bro code everything in the console instead of attaching an external script 💀

[@nidhu595]

harder and more fun maybe?

[@ErdemtugsC]

⁠@@nidhu595the title literally said *”with my* cookie god program”

[@nidhu595]

@@ErdemtugsC so?

[@fishman-qu7dp]

ah yes, getting to sexdecillions is "destroying the game"

[@anna_crest]

I love the Dragoon- style editing

[@NullMC456]

7:30 “YES Caseoh’s back” got me Laughing so hard you just earned a sub

[@godwinkavege5046]

For those who know McJell fifa , this guy is McJell for programming 😂😂😂😂 Bro you are so funny. Hope you didn't spent too much time doing this

[@AudioVisualizer-l1j]

Love when bro said "cookie clicker is a game about solving world hubger" meanwhile there's an achievement called "whoops, you solved world hunger"

[@chipbag7055]

"its just a cookie clicking game" weak mindset.

[@anapaulaqueirozOG]

when hes doing the goodbye to the grandmas for a split seconds "Vera" apears bottom text

[@Unlucky-9172]

This truly has been, a god complex.

[@MrFeIine]

if you change ur bakery name to JamalBakerSaysOpenSesame u will get a admin panel on top left and have admin stuff

[@aratictvAlt]

So inspirational, how could I ever top this…

[@Iegomyego12321]

no clue but you can top me

[@idoyoutube2019]

im gonna top you

[@Iegomyego12321]

@@idoyoutube2019 me next please

[@idoyoutube2019]

@@Iegomyego12321 bet

[@Pokaratel]

Now I Am Become Sloth, the Destroyer of Cookies

[@ray4237]

you'll have to fight vera to fight morgan to fight dragoon to become the best

[@yeetdragon2413]

Don't bring Dragoon lore into this otherwise Sloth will lose all faith in humanity.

[@Hmm-v9y]

“The fuck is a kilometer”

[@Renpent]

Dragoon??????????????????

[@CorneliusTheWizardDog]

I like how every cookie clicker video devolves further and further into madness

[@htaehxela]

This should be part of the interviewing process

[@Davyjones777yt]

Alternate title: "Spending days coding because im too lazy to click my mouse"

[@thatonedumbe]

I don't like the use of ai, but other than that, you truly are a cookie *g o d* (Nor a cookie clicker god though because clicking is overrated)

[@XD707-vj1wy]

Man turned into Dragoon

[@jathanler1156]

The baba sound is way funnier than actually having the sound of the swear word

[@T.G.D.G.]

AINT NO WAY BRO MIXED UP CASEOH AND GEAR FOUR LUFFY😭

[@thebeans4056]

Dragoon would hate this

[@tonyaarnett2655]

I’m American and… that’s racism… 😢😢

[@SanzuRiver]

I'm a femboy mulatto in denial and I call it spitting game.

[@harukihiko908]

fnaf reference????? MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!1!111😫😫 MICHAEL!!!1!!111 😤

[@dangerousthoughts.1591]

Bro did not add the Army Goes Rolling Along into this😂😂😂

[@cingizata]

when programmers say they have a life and continue hacking some game instead of playing it

[@drewvolker3791]

I was enjoying the first few minutes so much I hit subscribe, then you instantly told me to. Lmao. First video I’ve watched from you but I think I am going to love it here.

[@shafaatoo9328]

Is this what still being jobless does to a man? Huge fan lol

[@someonebrugh]

my dumbass thought he would put game.cookies a fuck ton

[@MrFrostyi-onXbox]

BRUHHH!!!!!!!!! I've never been a big fan of Kanye, but this edit has caused me to keep this song on repeat today Thank you for this edit, shit could not go harder, drop was extremely well done

[@iCrimzon]

Bro is that NickEh30 chugging some fortnite juice or am i trippin

[@KurtWilliamRoeloffsIII]

This is the first youtube I have seen use the inspect button in a youtube video and i find it halarious how dragoon spend over 1200 hours and this guy spent like 8 hours.

[@KristofBaylosis]

Bro became better then the dude that got all achievements in 5-6 days☠️

[@MrFrostyi-onXbox]

Broooo!! I like your video right after "1,2,3.. I'm bored" 😂 And you got yourself a new subscriber, f spiffing Brit😂😂

[@customgunz00]

When a woman beats me in a band 4 band, so I start going right for right

[@150.89MSubscribersVideos]

"remember that dream you had last night?" Me: No

[@user-ld7rc8qx6e]

Nice job keep it up keep working hard❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@DSTrOY3r28]

In about a month and a half I was able to get 560ish achievements, and I'm still nowhere close to being done. I can confirm that this game takes so much more grinding than you would ever expect. Unless you write a program that does it all for you lol.

[@NotSL0TH17]

nice to see a fellow sloth who knows a bit of programming

[@crazyperson9996]

Can't believe bro spent 270x of cookie clickers existence playing cookie clicker (trust him bro)

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

"And I vow to get every single achievement..." Me: Welcome to the next eight years of your li- "...IN A WEEK!" Me: *spits coffee*

[@dIancaster]

Should have written a function that finds the greatest Cookies Per Second : Cookie Cost ration per each upgrade and bought that, instead of random selection.

[@BenXBean]

Best video i have seen this year 👏 Btw I subbed ;)

[@andreidsavetf2]

10:11 that game turned him into dragoon, i meant dra2oon

[@yeetdragon2413]

You mean Dra7oon's pet lizard?

[@GodzillaTheMan3293]

Just do a letter (space) saysopensesame as the name to win

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

4:50 Turning on the autoclicker, and then praying to God that it'll spawn in the same place your cursor is at

[@spencer-mi7si]

Caseoh fell through my screen😢😢 and broke the edge border of my iPad and PC simultaneously watching it on both

[@Pancake-ue3rq]

how exactly do you pull out that console type thing on the side?

[@cUmLorD_]

My guy really need a pantheon guide.

[@PapyrusTheRoyalGuard1]

im trying to change the picture of the big cookie like u did but it just goes blank please help me 😭😭😭

[@harukihiko908]

here to support ur grind towards getting more of those sweet sweet yt views and subs 💯💪💪

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

4:51 wait for an autosave, cast force the hand of fate with the wizard tower, see where it spawns, refresh, then cast it again and spam click right where it spawned last time, and then you get the achievement or you literally just randomly get it lol

[@leok2894]

The title “cookie god” seems like such a measly word cuz of the stuff that we can do in this game

[@klpliper]

when he was ascending early i was just screaming at my screen

[@el_meromero12]

bro finished the game in 30 seconds by changing the bakerys name to thecodingsloth saysopensesame

[@lego_warrior2012]

all you have do is name your factory a specific name then click a button to get all achivements

[@lea391]

Dragoon is gonna see this and finally reach his breaking point 😂😂😂

[@zaphatic]

you dont need to make a program theres a built in dev menu if you type "*put whatever u want here*saysopensesame" as the bakery name

[@tr2k500]

you dont hack, you code.

[@MattWyndham]

Prioritize the most expensive building, it’s always most efficient

[@M3yTyt]

while watching this, when you said "subscribe" i realized the sub button lights up just like if you say in real life you say "like" it lights up

[@JohnnyDujsnila]

Me after screenshooting the final script: haha cookies go brrrrr yes

[@WALLACEandGROMlT]

As someone who is just waiting for the play for a year achievements good job

[@fillekrans274]

Are you morgan in disguise?

[@ASTOR81]

9:49 “LuMpS”😂

[@rahmansadiq6460]

Can you Please put the code you used to break cookie clicker in the comments i want to try and tweak it to make it better

[@bradenjefferies7714]

the fact people actually pay 5 dollars for something u can play for free

[@Swcher]

This makes me feel proud knowing I got further with no automation

[@Manji745]

how he gets all archievementa for the first ascend i mean "bake 1 octillion cookies before the first ascend"

[@Bruhmastrah]

Bro casually flamed the spiffingbrit

[@lugassihanoch]

i swear my brain started to hurt after this vid

[@gavinmathew1955]

KZbin’s best sloth is back? What is this my birthday?

[@wompfn_1]

Just use admin medievalsaysopenseamie🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Pancake-ue3rq]

9:25 around 10 achievements that require you to do stuff there be like

[@thechosenone6768]

This video is golden source "trust me bro"

[@jeffrando]

Awesome video dude

[@DSTrOY3r28]

I had to subscribe after the Caseoh edit

[@joekyu2517]

Has anyone ever said u sound like the original ace? Great vid btw

[@GriffinBorkreal]

There is a single pixel in the corner that gives you hacks in the web version

[@nick14935]

this video reminds me a lot of dragoon's videos

[@danilabulanov4134]

crossing "british" and typing "real american" is such an american thing to do 😂

[@Artem925ua]

If you change your name to, for example, "fishsaysopensesame" (i dont remember if you can change the "sesame" part) and it gives you like a developer little menu

[@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd.]

3:15 WHAT THE F--K IS A KILOMEEETTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!

[@Iconic_Core]

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Dashgeometry-yt]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@GoldenMrRobotPlayz]

"Today, I decided to play Cookie !"

[@蕭菲米]

kids watching in 2024: 15:31 gulp gulp gulp

[@nidhu595]

y'd you put CaseOh on the screen, now my monitor's flattened bro!

[@WinRecEnvFan4869]

1:33 DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHO MARCELO IS