Masters of the Universe: Revelation, courtesy of Kevin Smith and Netflix, is the latest classic franchise to be utterly butchered by today's entertainment hacks.
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@danielchristoph45763 жыл бұрын
He-man protected Grayskull Castle for over 200 episodes, and Skelletor never won. Teela protected the castle for 5 episodes, and Skelletor became the Master of the Universe.
@noreenalacre3 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who gets it.
@Dave_The_Musical_Fisherman3 жыл бұрын
At least that part is realistic
@mbfrommb36993 жыл бұрын
Well done! Thanks for the laugh. Cheers.
@Maxguruify3 жыл бұрын
Pathetic
@qualwinters87843 жыл бұрын
That must be the 'genius' writing all along! 😆
@CatAtomic993 жыл бұрын
She-Ra: the story of a lesbian and her group of racially diverse, gay friends He-Man: the story of a lesbian and her group of racially diverse, gay friends
@MrVentches3 жыл бұрын
she-ra is,even for a newcommer,a shitty show.
@Jim-Tuner3 жыл бұрын
Not lesbian. Trans women.
@IlangaYimpilo3 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@ydid6873 жыл бұрын
WTF! just...WTF!!
@fugiikowa3 жыл бұрын
I know right
@SirHenryMaximo2 жыл бұрын
My dad watched He-Man daily as a kid, and was passionate about it. I looked at his face while he was watching the Netflix show, and it was blank, no emotion. He wasn't even angry, but devoided of any emotions...
@sternino28122 жыл бұрын
Interesting, I didn't know He-Man was popular in Africa.
@reharl49532 жыл бұрын
@@sternino2812 America entertainment, especially from the 80s and 90s, is fairly popular everywhere.
@frankcabanski94092 жыл бұрын
I HAVE THE...crap...
@phaddu77372 жыл бұрын
It was famous in India in the 90s including HannaBarbera and the Cartoon Network. Topcat was my go-to.
@constancemiller37532 жыл бұрын
Give your Dad a hug for me. 🤕
@EmeraldWoodArchives3 жыл бұрын
"Never trust a man who constantly wears a backwards baseball cap." - my dad "Never trust a man who constantly wears an oversized purple coat." - Bruce Wayne
@benediktgraf86592 жыл бұрын
Well, I pretty much like and trust the guy in the purple coat... Way more than Bruce Wayne... Way more than any society, way more than any so-called 'aUtHoRiTy'...
@amxaas44502 жыл бұрын
Quoting a comic book charecter is the most dim-witted thing I've seen in all of youtube.
@benediktgraf86592 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily... If it's stupid to do so, it's stupid to quote any fictional character... From a movie, from videogame, from TV-Show, from any kind of literature and that's just derogatory, I mean, it implicates that comic book characters or in general fictional characters never have to say something senseful, profound, etc...
@noocshere66712 жыл бұрын
"Never trust a man" -feminists probably
@turtleboi15472 жыл бұрын
@@benediktgraf8659 -🤓
@jonnejaaskelainen3 жыл бұрын
"Our series is literally all about He-Man." "So he's the main character?" "..." "So he's the main character, right?"
@apolamperouge60133 жыл бұрын
the name says it is! but it's all about Vagina-Man !
@ScotsThinker3 жыл бұрын
star wars meme
@SamtheBravesFan3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you know Kibble Smith is just going to cling to that hard. "I'm not lying! It's all about He-Man dying and the effect it has on everyone!"
@xenomorphexidious91023 жыл бұрын
Noh ... vittu!
@varthaner46173 жыл бұрын
You know in ignorance central, also known as USA, the word "literally" literally means "not literally". And I'm not punning here, it's just how it is. If you don't believe it, refer to "Maddow vs OAN" court case.
@shadiversity3 жыл бұрын
He-man was my number 1 main childhood hero. I watched this dumpster fire of a remake today and my disappointment is truly immeasurable and my day was ruined.
@oxtheunlikelycontemplator26823 жыл бұрын
Why hello Shad!
@jovenvalenciaflores60293 жыл бұрын
First, I wanna say we love you Shad!
@Legofanbro2473 жыл бұрын
Sad times we live in
@TheAutistWhisperer3 жыл бұрын
He-Shad.
@notacompleteidiot...12853 жыл бұрын
Just a day? You're a lucky man then, Shad. This stuff ruins at least a week for us mere mortals. 😉
@theunknowncommenter7253 жыл бұрын
I'm not a He-Man/MOTU fan, but I feel so sorry for all the fans who had to witness and experience this utter disrespect to their favorite childhood hero/franchise.
@noahwiley28463 жыл бұрын
I recommend giving the 2002 reboot. Also give clamp studios works a chance they make good stories.
@agathisrobusta3 жыл бұрын
The show is excellent, good fun. Sad people have serious deficiencies in their lives and they take it out on current creators of their childhood franchises. It's ridiculous and it happens too frequently.
@reharl49532 жыл бұрын
@@agathisrobusta Or maybe, and hear me out here, people have different standards for their entertainment, and them have a variant opinion from your own doesn't make them some kind of cartoonish stereotype. Shocking stuff, that.
@agathisrobusta2 жыл бұрын
@@reharl4953 Or maybe some people were rude nasty pricks about it when they didn't like a cartoon. And maybe those were the people I was referring to.
@reharl49532 жыл бұрын
@@agathisrobusta You sound like a blast at parties.
@dilloncrowe10182 жыл бұрын
Skeletor is the TRUE hero of this anime, he wins ultimate power and defeats Mrs. Lesbian Haircut... honestly, I couldn't have asked for a better ending, now I'm off to watch some "Best of skeletor" videos.
@NkGaming-11012 жыл бұрын
When the main character is so unlikable that you un-ironically start rooting for the villain
@T-800skynett Жыл бұрын
@@NkGaming-1101 i‘ve always rooted for skeletor as a kid back then. Simply because i thought skeletor looked much cooler than he man with his fruity haircut 😂
@xminusone1 Жыл бұрын
@@T-800skynett "fruity haircut" made me laugh way more than it should have done. I'm not an english speaker.
@angel_of_rust Жыл бұрын
Skeletor probably doesn't even make sassy savage quips in the new show like he used to in the original
@MournfulDust3 жыл бұрын
Isn't this pretty insulting to the character of Teela as well? She is turned into a narcissistic brat without any amount of common sense who is easily one of the most despicable protagonists I ever had the displeasure to see...
@r8Dest3 жыл бұрын
That is an excellent point. The modern radical feminist agenda, not only breaks down men, but also hurts women. It's bad for everyone.
@illyria77563 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is.
@Tekisasubakani3 жыл бұрын
@@silverblade357 Exactly. "If I have to be *self-imposed* miserable then EVERYONE has to!" As opposed to, say, breaking out of being miserable by helping and lifting up others. Why raise everyone up in a constructive fashion when it's so much easier to drag every one else down?
@daysofapril26673 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was so disappointed in how they wrote her. Just another bitter, entitled, narcissistic wahman. Not how the REAL Teela would’ve reacted to the death of her closest friend and banishment of her beloved surrogate father. She would’ve been heartbroken. She wouldn’t have stomped her foot and made it about herself.
@Tekisasubakani3 жыл бұрын
@@daysofapril2667 Maybe have her mourn for a bit then come back with a blazing desire for vengeance or to fix the now broken universe. Y'know, like a real person would conceivably react.
@fenrirtheicewolf20193 жыл бұрын
All we wanted was a big hunk of a man riding a giant green tiger to fight a skeleton wizard. How hard could it be? Apparently it's impossible in the age of victimhood.
@SheldonAdama173 жыл бұрын
“A big hunk of a man” See, that’s the issue right there.
@dannyd43393 жыл бұрын
@@SheldonAdama17 because most real men are extinct? Replaced by little weak flowers who get their feelings hurt if the "wrong" word is said.
@KRS20003 жыл бұрын
@@dannyd4339 Plus they prefer to be identified by pronouns, such as They/Them.
@JCSJesusChristSaves3 жыл бұрын
I'm 5'7 150 lbs. I have never once bitched about body builders, athletes, or men of chiseled stone being portrayed as a symbol of masculinity. I am however sick and tired of seeing women's femininity destroyed at the cost of making them masculine while systematically destroying Male masculinity. I refuse to raise my daughter on woke bullshit and teach her 2 genders different but equal and that the law of averages always wins out between the two. This shit isn't about Strong women if you have to destroy men for women to be strong.
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
Man Hunks have gone the way of the Dodo in current year, it’s either Femboy Wimps or Broken Fat Losers now.
@skival2 жыл бұрын
This Teela spent the whole show wanting to yell at the manager.
@Daemonarch2k6 Жыл бұрын
Her second name is "karen"
@Mediados3 жыл бұрын
"The show is called He-Man." "Yes?" "Then why is it ALL WOMEN?!"
@praetor643 жыл бұрын
If you notice its not called "He-Man" anymore, its just "Masters of the Universe", no one noticed the reason until now
@Mediados3 жыл бұрын
@@praetor64 Lol true, guess that had a reason. Too much man in there for the SJWs.
@RicchmadeJay-p7z2 жыл бұрын
@@praetor64 it advertised He-Man more than everything however so yes it's "He-Man" he's the reason we WATCH MOTU
@xminusone1 Жыл бұрын
It should be called "she-man"
@PokerJoker63 жыл бұрын
I love how He-man sacrifices himself for the good of the entire universe without even a second thought, but when faced with the same choice, Teela is too butt-hurt to do the same thing until her friends talk her inti it. What a hero!
@jorgepena22103 жыл бұрын
Girl friend*
@jeremyhearvey91953 жыл бұрын
@KTV 4U You mean like what you're doing?
@remmy12193 жыл бұрын
The real Teela would not have reacted like that. EVER!
@partybusexperiance32893 жыл бұрын
@KTV 4U The only difference is, He is right ALL THE TIME
@Half-People3 жыл бұрын
@KTV 4U he always was, that's why we like him
@joshshave13633 жыл бұрын
I'm not even a he man fan and this upsets me feels like its a crime to be a white male in current days
@carnorjax0073 жыл бұрын
Not just white male, male period
@siegeperilous57863 жыл бұрын
Not like alas dude, it is, utterly demented and soon to be legislated one would think as the path these power crazed scum are taking leads only to a very bad place.
@Eviligniter3 жыл бұрын
It's called demoralization, its a marxist tactic. Look at what China is doing, and what USA is doing. If you never watched the defector Yuri Bezmenov, he tells how the USA was infiltrated since years ago, you are just watching the aftermath in real time now.
@stormryder43053 жыл бұрын
Blame that to all Hollywood jesters who worship feminazi. I can't believe why US government hasn't lock them up in mental hospital.
@GigglingStoners3 жыл бұрын
@@carnorjax007 No, it's specifically aimed against whites. Anything else can get you accused of r-ism, and that's the worst thing in existence.
@PatricksCrazyPlace10 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Teela throwing a hissy fit and rage quitting because she wasn't let in on a secret: Her reaction completely justifies Adam not telling her. All Adam has to say is "I didn't tell you because I knew you'd do this."
@katwaugh168611 ай бұрын
I am a lady, and hollywood is making me hate ladies. I am so exhausted with the girl boss era.
@ChicoBravado3 жыл бұрын
He-man and skeletor literally made cameo appearances in thier own show
@MrDman213 жыл бұрын
It's LOKI all over again.
@youmakeuhmesomoisty3 жыл бұрын
@@b1._.x457 no u
@jamesg63233 жыл бұрын
@@b1._.x457 yeah for the beta simps out there.. Seriously tho it was shit
@MrSolus-ls6us3 жыл бұрын
@@b1._.x457 Ya no, was shit of the highest order
@adamross64743 жыл бұрын
I actually think this was a good thing.. to turn the story about someone else for once :)
@jla8723 жыл бұрын
"Basically, it's the equivalent of the Last Jedi." Say no more, mate. Into the bin it goes.
@agrubohub40093 жыл бұрын
Why is it becoming a trend these days? First Luke in TLJ, then Joel in TLOU 2 and now He-Man.
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
Part 1 ended like that. I shudder to imagine Part 2.
@haidarhajeyah84993 жыл бұрын
@@agrubohub4009 to make the audience “emotional” and “hate” the villains
@icycrusader19473 жыл бұрын
@@rexlumontad5644 Probably go with the cliche "revive the hero" arc but then Kevin will have Teela do everything regardless. What a farce this show is.
@ofAwxen3 жыл бұрын
Don't contaminate the bin with this vile filth. The only appropriate place for it is the abyss.
@GELTONZ3 жыл бұрын
Why does something so beautiful have to suck so bad? This animation looks great and cripes Skeletor's new form at the end there is freaking awesome!
@optiquemusic62042 жыл бұрын
The animation is the one good thing this series has going for it. Compare that to the 3D 'He-Man' series designed by the guy who gave us 'Max Steel,' yet actually Respects its characters.
@DrDolan2000 Жыл бұрын
I guess that's the trade-off Just like how there's a lot of beautiful in the world, their personality proves to be a lot less than appealing. That's not always the case, but it more than common
@Dowlphin11 ай бұрын
It contains a spiritual lesson about superficiality and technology.
@ivanvalentin389810 ай бұрын
He looked a bit corny when he became tbe master of the universe. Reminded me of Jafar whe be became a genie.
@Total_DuDe3 жыл бұрын
“…And then Skeletor and He-man, (the main focus of the original show, and what made it so great) disappear.” Literally anyone with more than 1 brain cell: “I think I know where this is going.” *Tosses show in the trash.
@ChuckTownRC513 жыл бұрын
If Kevin Smith made Rocky, Rocky would have died in the first act "sacrificing" himself by getting run over by the Zamboni driver and Adrian would have fought Creed and beat him in the first round.
@tristanbel1933 жыл бұрын
HA
@jamierobertson98323 жыл бұрын
Please don't give them 'ideas, 🤣
@WhatisReal113 жыл бұрын
fat men that turn into pencil neck soy men... dont understand men clearly
@jamieK1113 жыл бұрын
Rocky would have given up or disqualified himself due to toxic masculinity and 98 pound Adrianna would have crushed Drago after a 90 second training montage. An ally would not knock out Apollo Creed.
@dfjunior023 жыл бұрын
Adrian would have fault Creed to a stand still and both would have given up out of “respect” aka woke culture because it would be racist for the white girl to knock out the black guy and it would be sexist and gender shamming for the black guy to knock out the white girl
@DrCognitive3 жыл бұрын
Of course the critics give it 97% positive ratings. LOL
@ScotsThinker3 жыл бұрын
-_-
@captbuckyohare55853 жыл бұрын
You know you fucked up when even Grace Randolph is calling out your shit series and its performative wokeness and terrible character writing.
@Mr9mann3 жыл бұрын
Critins, mostly, are shills. Quite pathetic ones too.
@Wingedmagician3 жыл бұрын
@@captbuckyohare5585 Grace is at least honest and she doesn’t like being bullied around
@scionixx95683 жыл бұрын
@@Wingedmagician She also doesn’t like criticism
@L337M4573RK2 жыл бұрын
This dumpster fire of a show was neither a restart, a revival, nor a reboot...it was a work of "Woke" Fan Fiction (complete with the obviously set-up "rug-pull" for nostalgic fans). In other words, it was a TRAP (in all sense of the word)!
@reharl49532 жыл бұрын
I didn't want to believe it, but then I watched it. Ugh.
@tobennaokoli4450 Жыл бұрын
I will never ever understand the “let’s have women look and act better than men by having them look and act EXACTLY like men.” Or at least what Hollywood this a man is.
@darkknightmentality5979 Жыл бұрын
And how you know it's really a blatant act of emasculating men and masculinity, is that they already had the female version of He-Man, her name is Shee-ra! Why not just reboot that and do all your LGBT+, feminist, gynocentric stuff with that show??
@karimb97211 ай бұрын
They hate real women. Real women are not strong warriors leading soldiers in battle. Real women are not even soldiers. They hate that women are not men. They therefore think that's it's righteous to transform women into men and they want to force everyone to watch their understanding of what's good, right and true. They don't get that they are sick and delusional.
@MrHullRockers3 жыл бұрын
The "look at me I'm a lesbian", half head shaved haircut tells you everything you need to know.
@SuperSpectrom3 жыл бұрын
She clearly had the hots for he-man though, they subverted that stereotype lol. If you can't how they made her look at he-man, then idk what to tell you lmaooo
@ronthorn33 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate that haircut. I used to think it was kinda cool when it was first a thing until it became a trend for manly lesbians.
@tedjohnson50813 жыл бұрын
There is nothing uglier and more repulsive than this half-shaved haircut. Any woman that would burden us with such a spectacle needs to be ostracized from life.
@UnboundOwl3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the "I got into a fight with a weed-eater" look.
@herheartbeats57273 жыл бұрын
I agree. This plus the East Germany Female Olympic Hammer Launcher plastic. Hell, even She-Ra was more sufferable in the previous rip-off.
@torrancemoore61523 жыл бұрын
"We're empowering women" -Portrays the main female character as physically masculine - the main female character literally couldn't care less that the hero sacrificed his life the universe AND gave up heaven to save everyone because of a minor lie - continuously berates her own father after taking his job while all he does is apologize Uhh, who is this for?
@dapperultron17843 жыл бұрын
I don't have a problem with women being portrayed as masculine, but rather that the show is poorly written. I don't know if Kevin Smith was trying to say something by having Teela fail at her assigned job within five episodes, but if he was, then He should've written a story centering on the villians instead.
@torrancemoore61523 жыл бұрын
@@dapperultron1784 By masculine, I didn't mean her being muscular; I like that as far as female character designs. I mean the whole square jaw and broad shoulders bit. It's a little more tame in comparison to the downturn comics have taken as of late but it's still a part of the same trend that implies women have to look more like men in order to come off as tough. You're right about the writing being bad, but there's a visual aspect to it too. Normally, depicting characters like this is almost always accompanied by bad writing nowadays.
@toomanysandwiches86653 жыл бұрын
muscular woman apparently dont exist
@caryboy20063 жыл бұрын
@@toomanysandwiches8665 For the most part and based on my life experience you are correct, muscular women don’t exist.
@torrancemoore61523 жыл бұрын
@@toomanysandwiches8665muscular women look good. What makes her makes her look masculine is the broad shoulders, square jaw and proportionally smaller head.
@ninten90z70 Жыл бұрын
I honestly feel bad for the animators. This is quality artwork. Animation is hard, thankless, and hardly ever worth the amount of time, energy, and resources put into it. People don't go into animation to get rich. People do it because they want to create, people who are inspired and have an innate passion for their craft. And they will gravitate towards opportunities to share it. When was the last time anyone who devoted their entire life to animation have their name highlighted in the opening credits of any work in media in which they placed a significant contribution? Their names are usually just shoved into the high-speed end credits after a second round of reminding the audience of the voice talents as if we all lined up for a radio broadcast.
@piotrd.48508 ай бұрын
That right there !
@ricvaladez25632 жыл бұрын
Fans: We want a He Man show. Smith: Did you say a show that has He Man in it? Fans: Uh, yeah. Smith: Okay, here is a show with He Man in it. Fans: But it seems to be mostly about Teela. Smith: But He Man is in it. Fans: What we wanted was a He Man show. You know, where the widely beloved icon is the focus. Smith: he does stuff. Fans: As a background character. Smith: Shut up you just hate Teela and women. Fans: We liked Teela before this… Smith: Shut up my narrative is the true narrative. I am not really a He Man fan but I still hate how corporations just love to piss on their audiences then just throw their money around buying other corporations. It be like if they made a Mulan show but killed her off and made Shang a arrogant douche. The irony is that the kind of people who like destroying male heroes would get very mad at that, when they have been doing it themselves for a while.
@GigaTrope3 жыл бұрын
Mary Sue's are only allowed to have 2 specific character "flaws": 1. Being too powerful 2. Being too selfless Looks like they went with 1 this time.
@nenadmilovanovic52713 жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with having a character that is too powerful. They could be done very well. Conan is too powerful, by all accounts, most accomplished warrior during Hyborian age. But what sets him apart is his unique personality and philosophical view. He has some interesting takes on civilization and human behaviour and that is what makes him interesting. A force of nature with meaning behind it, basically. Today's Mary Sues are devoid of meaning or any philosophical background, created purely to embody a certain political agenda. That is what makes them bad, not being too powerful.
@haidarhajeyah84993 жыл бұрын
None of these are flaws, the big flaw with Mary sue’s is that they are devoid of personality, and only exist to fill a political agenda. They’re powerful just because they are, there’s no trade off for it, and they are just incredibly bad characters as a result.
@icycrusader19473 жыл бұрын
More like faux power and faux selflessness. They need men to be weakened hence faux power and they are truly selfish while feigning selflessness hence faux selflessness.
@daenite24803 жыл бұрын
Oh man this comment section needs a refresher of what a Mary Sue is. Don't get me wrong, she is a Mary Sue, there's no disagreement on that.
@obi-wankenobi50753 жыл бұрын
Actually it's Ma"Rey" Sue
@theanimeslayer39993 жыл бұрын
Just a reminder that its ok to be a strong, confident and masculine male!
@ArionNoble3 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo. Here in Corn Pop Dementia Land, you just drink this delicious Kool-aid and we will get back to you
@AreGeeBee3 жыл бұрын
It's ok to be whatever you like, as long as you aren't a dick about it
@arkive113 жыл бұрын
A strong confident masculine man? Sir, you must be talking about Hitler. Or slave owners. It is the current year. Get with the times. And lob off your junk.
@lumpymilk82803 жыл бұрын
And it's not ok to be Kevin Smith
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
Aw man, thanks for that. Didn´t really need it, but still. Maybe somebody else did.
@thatguyfuryan2 жыл бұрын
I especially liked it when Teela went off at everyone in the throne room at the end of the first episode. You know, after Duncan is banished and has his life threatened by the King? Yeah, and then Teela decides to refuse an order, disrespect the Queen , talk down to all of them (you know, to the grieving parents and the rulers of the Land, one of whom just banished Duncan) and then just "walks away". And everyone just stands there. Ummm, just wow... she's so strong and so powerful that not even the Royals can do anything to her. So strong. She's untouchable.
@newtpondskipper2 жыл бұрын
Also the Queen knew Adam was He-man and said nothing until he died. Then no one calls her out for that just Man at Arms..
@slchance8839 Жыл бұрын
All the king had to do was sigh in misery at his lost son, and quietly, distractedly say was "Guards. Seize her. Off with her head." Would have fixed the whole scene.
@VerkrVerkr Жыл бұрын
or after finding out that the two men she loved most in the world were the same man and now he is dead she breaks emotionally and lashes out like she always has? the king just blaming duncan because he is also lashing out in pain maybe? like humans do? acting how these characters have always acted?
@Lucious_Skywalker Жыл бұрын
Stunning *and* brave
@CrzyLion Жыл бұрын
@@VerkrVerkryeah i remember when my mom got euthanasy and i punched the doctor, who then lashed out and blamed me for her death. You know, thats what humans do.... oh wait no thats something that one dimensional characters do in shitty scripts.
@paularized1 Жыл бұрын
I bet Teela’s also pretty pissed off that she’s only earning 77 cents on the dollar of what He-Man was getting.
@dauren73283 жыл бұрын
He-man fans: They ruined my franchise! Star wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Jurassic Park, Game of Thrones, Percy Jackson, MCU, and DC fans: First time?
@golfnz34me3 жыл бұрын
You left out James Bond.
@bobdole38043 жыл бұрын
In the spirit of the 80s they also ****** Thunder Cats.
@AlbionVega3 жыл бұрын
This is the reason I’m not excited they are making “New” Robotech.
@marqesedabbs67163 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about Terminator
@doccock21153 жыл бұрын
In my opiniom Jurassic park isnt ruined
@tonygriego63823 жыл бұрын
So Teela gets mad at being "lied" too.. shirks all of her responsibility by running away in order to "find herself".. Shaves the side of her head.. Takes a bunch of testosterone.. And becomes a lesbian. Netflix hits another one right out of the park yet again. Looks like my DVDs from the old 2002 show are going to skyrocket in value.
@raixuh3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...😅
@johnjohnsin37623 жыл бұрын
I hope my (original) action figures do the same, so many missing weapons though.
@Jesusluvz3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the path Abby takes in tlou2 besides the lesbian part and it making even less sense.
@DoctorShaft3 жыл бұрын
Not only does she run away, but then the show never holds her accountable for it. No one questions why she left, or blames her for the current state affairs. She simply returns to glory, unharassed and undeterred. Interestingly, when Luke Skywalker decides to give up, he tranforms into a stinky, pathetic old hermit who's lost his way. But not Teela. No, a woman just gets stronger when she loses faith in something foundational.
@goukeban61973 жыл бұрын
I honestly hated the 1980s He-man, but that 2002 show was The Shit! A shame they never finished it.
@Gdsryrox Жыл бұрын
Still don't understand how the moment He-Man died all the women in the universe became butch lesbians in an instant
@anthonycastillo73563 жыл бұрын
This show screams: He-Ma'am and The Masters of the Message.
@Arassar3 жыл бұрын
Are they taking the piss with giving every single leading lesbian character the half-shaved head? It's in everything now.
@archstanton90733 жыл бұрын
Art imitates life.
@billstephens3963 жыл бұрын
@@archstanton9073 If art imitated life, wouldn't we see more fat landwhales screeching like the banshees that they are? This is more of fan fiction... And bad fanfic at that...
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
The only way to pull off that look on a female is in a nuclear post-apocalypse setting, anywhere else and it just looks ridiculous.
@dragonforks933 жыл бұрын
Strong independent side-shaved lesbian is the new brooding bald space marine
@ianmaluk13 жыл бұрын
This is how these people think a woman should look, less wo more man. They're living in their own world of egotistical women who've rejected their very identity and women who think that looking like a skin head is progressive, when in fact it links them more closely to being N e o - N a z i more than anything else.
@Wingedmagician3 жыл бұрын
Here’s an idea: having strong female characters without shitting all over the strong male characters Swjs: 👁 👄 👁
@antonbelyaev82953 жыл бұрын
"We don't do that here"
@BlazingOwnager3 жыл бұрын
But how can Strong Female Character (TM) be Strong if the Oppressive Strong Male Character (TM) is stopping them from being Strong (TM)?
@keiichi81913 жыл бұрын
Also, having strong female characters who are actually female and not just men with ovaries.
@pixelettee3 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That requires hard work.
@MrlspPrt3 жыл бұрын
How could Tomorrow War did this and He-F**king-Man not? A glorified B movie did this and a classic franchise not...
@faithcastillo9597 Жыл бұрын
Well, at least we still have Darkwing Duck and the Rescue Rangers. I don't believe they've been desecrated yet.
@3SCAPER00M132 жыл бұрын
I don't know what to feel anymore. Every franchise I ever loved has been burned beyond recognition. I grew up with He-man, my Dad showed me a lot of episodes from the first few seasons on an old website and we would watch them together, while he would tell me all of these things about it that I thought were the coolest things as a six year old boy who never really saw old cartoons at the time. To see someone who added to my teenage angst make this just hurts me. Everything hurts now.
@tt1285563 жыл бұрын
Female empowerment in a nutshell: narcissism, anger issues, steroid abuse, edgy sidecut.
@TheDecoyDude3 жыл бұрын
Now this is an underrated comment!
@gianthand81303 жыл бұрын
@@TheDecoyDude Has 42 likes.
@superstarultra283 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate the sidecut.
@pete30113 жыл бұрын
Modern feminism=A bunch of unhappy, unattractive women trying to make happy, attractive women as unhappy and unattractive as they are.
@Aleainctaest3 жыл бұрын
@@pete3011 They want the "Power" of men, the benefits of women, and the responsibility of children.
@ONESIXTHCAVE3 жыл бұрын
For years Kevin has always stated confidently that he doesn’t care about critics and it only matters what the fans think. Now that the shoe is on the other foot how quickly he has done a 180 degree turn and dismissed all those fans he proclaimed to care about without even blinking. Hypocrite.
@bgl113 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I recall the “not for reviewers” shenanigans around critics panning Jersey Girl. You’re right on the money.
@JSchaffer2143 жыл бұрын
Many years ago I read Kevin Smith's diary, 'My Boring Ass Life', which was appropriately titled, and my opinion on the guy completely changed. If he's not working on something, all he did was sleep late, wait for his wife and kid to leave so he could masturbate, go back to sleep, wake up to pick up his kid, eat, sleep, repeat. Every. Single. Day. Now, Kevin Smith wants to preach to others about privilege and thinks everyone else lives in a bubble. All the while, he'll teach you all he knows about diversity and what's best for people. In reality, Kevin Smith is the epitome of 'privilege'. He's the one living in the bubble. "Confession through projection" - Viva Frei
@mikemontgomery26543 жыл бұрын
As Drinker says: “Fuck off, Kevin Smith!”
@wesrrowlands83093 жыл бұрын
So far every 80s property that Netflix has touched has been garbage including their transformers.
@acefighter1062 жыл бұрын
Kevin Smith: The show is about He-Man Wikipedia: He-Man is a Guest Character
@Choltonandthewheelies Жыл бұрын
Yeah, a He-Man cartoon with nearly no He-Man in it……genius! How did this pass the pitch meeting?
@tsylvester25233 жыл бұрын
"She's arrogant, self righteous and completely self absorbed" They know their audience
@ChanakyanStudent79713 жыл бұрын
Apparantly, they made her very relatable to the target audience But it could have been better if she was also fat and kept whining all the time
@ihernandez42343 жыл бұрын
No, they know the "critics".
@michaelnorris27653 жыл бұрын
"Strong independent female characters" always behave in the exact same way the woke feminists types claim is the toxic masculinity they hate in men.
@peteg4753 жыл бұрын
A dozen mentally ill Twitter accounts isn't an audience.
@CoryTheRaven3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelnorris2765 how do you tell if a woman is strong and independent? She's the one who is always complaining about being held back by men.
@margarethmichelina51463 жыл бұрын
Kevin Smith: *Probably will cry like a bitch when people complain about this show.* The audience: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
Mr. Krabs: "I will play the world's smallest violin for the poor pathetic man."
@louiswain91393 жыл бұрын
Yes cry boy cry the salt mines need to be replenished
@toqo6753 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKiXlqKEa9mVidmeriwijdoypu
@ironcladnomad56393 жыл бұрын
Creators Pre-Release: "We don't care if you don't see it. This wasn't made for you, so your opinion doesn't matter." Creators Post-Release: "I can't believe you bigots didn't watch this."
@TheMoose1263 жыл бұрын
He should stick to Jay and Silent Bob routine
@lindarozalinda71772 жыл бұрын
Why does Adam look like a woman and Teela like a man?! Why is she more muscular than Skeletor?! WTF?! Why Skeletor suddenly worries about his looks and getting laid?! Show is horrendous!
@Ramdileo_sys Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect example of the problem 🤷♀.. Netflix does this crap and nothing happens🤷♀🤷♀.. they get paid at the end of the month anyway.. so they don't care. 🤷♀🤷♀🤷♀...... if 1 guy sees it or 30 million.... it's the same .. 🙄they get paid at the end of the month anyway 🙄🙄.......... the only real way to make them understand... is that Fans take the subscription down for 2 or 3 months... you won't miss a thing 🤨 .. every show will be there when you subscribe again 🤷♀.. but .. hey!!! they are going to lose serious money for 2 or 3 months ... and then they will start paying attention to the shit they are producing...😐
@loumencken96443 жыл бұрын
So Teela, while informing two parents their only child is dead, throws a temper tantrum and makes it all about her hurt fee-fees. The perfect storyline for the age of woke narcissism we're living in. And BTW, Kevin Smith is a shameless liar.
@mandelbro7773 жыл бұрын
art imitating life, for sure .... not that this should be considered, in anyway, a form of art. Heck, the guy who paints with elephant poop has more claim on art
@sethzimmerman63463 жыл бұрын
Kevin's is a white knight cuk.
@mstirlz3 жыл бұрын
Apparently they cut the scene after where she sobs on tik tok about being oppressed by the white men
@pokerface43963 жыл бұрын
There was a She-Ra episode, where Hordak got hit with a spell that would erase him from reality unless at least one soul sheds a tear for him. He ran around in panic, trying to get his minions to feel sad about him, but they were either indifferent or happy about him disappearing forever. In the end, the only person who actually cried for him was She-Ra herself because when she looked at Hordak, she saw a person who made so many bad choices that he pushed away anyone who would genuinely care about him, especially in his most vulnerable state. From her point of view it was a very miserable and lonely life to live, so she felt genuinely sorry for him. She never regretted that her empathy saved the life of her enemy because she was here to protect lives and took no pleasure in taking them away. He-Man spoke a lot about empathy too, saving Skeletor's minions and villains from death because he believed that he is a guardian and protector, even if someone isn't on his side, it doesn't mean they have to die. It was implied that some of the He-Man's kindness left its imprint on Skeletor (that Chirstmas Special episode). So, empathy and support were a huge deal in both He-Man and The Masters of the Universe and She-Ra: The Princess of Power. Now we have Teela who does...this, instead of trying to defuse the situation or support her father after his unfair treatment. And someone calls it a progress in writing strong female characters.
@profo4544 Жыл бұрын
The weird thing is, kevin smith used to be so radically different. I tell some people from back in the day who liked clerks, and basically moved on with there lives and can give a shit less about the internet to check him out and get back to me, theyre literally like holy shit wtf happend to this guy. He used to just like idk, idk maybe it was something to with losing weight idk. I know alot of people who when they lost alot of weight there personality completely changed. I know the dude had a heart attack and i dont know the details idk, maybe that changed his life or how he acted, but man he used to be wayy more just like dark and based. I remember hearing him talking onetime in NYC to a fan, and he was saying so much derogatory messed up things it was rediculous, but this was the late 90s so i mean idk it was just so different. Its crazy to see how much people change. But yeah man anyone who remember how this guy used to be knows what i mean, he just used to say whatever he wanted and didnt seem held back in the slightest, now he seems overly kind and idk just idk maybe he became a christian or someshit who knows.
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
“Kevin Smith lied, Orko died and Clownfish TV was right.”
@wolfbane74973 жыл бұрын
In the words of Lion King to Kevin Smith Deception Disgrace Evil as plain as the scar on his face Deception (An outrage!) Disgrace (For shame!) He asked for trouble the moment he came Deception (An outrage!) (He can't change his stripes) Disgrace (For shame!) Born in grief Raised in hate Helpless to defy his fate Let him run Let him live But do not forget what we cannot forgive And he is not one of us He has never been one of us He is not part of us Not our kind Someone once lied to us Now we're not so blind For we knew he would do what he's done And we know that he'll never be one of us He is not one of us
@papersack42903 жыл бұрын
Say it loud!
@randomperson-up5vt3 жыл бұрын
@@Anthonycheesman33 you shouldn't up vote yourself to feel better about your comment.
@tomgeytenbeek22073 жыл бұрын
@@Anthonycheesman33 when did they ever imply that? Just because people have cheated on their partners before, doesn’t make it any more excusable for me to go and do the same thing. Same goes for lying. Kevin smith lied to people’s faces and dragged others through the dirt to do so. Yeah, other people have lied before. What does that change about his responsibility for his own actions?
@Coproquim3 жыл бұрын
@@Anthonycheesman33 yeah, name a time when he told the actual truth
@BreakingPhobia103 Жыл бұрын
This broke my heart; to see how the creative team buried he-man in the dirt. The animation is incredible and that’s about all the good points i gathered from the show. Everything else is woke agenda, spit on the fan’s face storyline, stunning and brave dialogue, childish self centered mentality, and total disrespect for what made this classic show a great show.
@StrawberieAmelie2 жыл бұрын
They could have easily made us like Teela from changing just one scene. Her quiting her job and yelling at everyone. Instead they could have made her break down and crying filled with guilt from letting her BEST FRIEND die and not being able to stop it. They could have made her quit because she sees herself unworthy of being man at arms after Adam died in front of her and seeing his parents the king and queen constantly reminded her of Adam and his death. She could have been an awesome character trying to get over her guilt by becoming a mercenary and start looking for a way to bring Adam back. Maybe throw in some flashbacks to reanimated scenes from the og he-man before turning dark and nightmarish. But hey who’s gonna listen to some random 18 year old girl who loved the OG show. Also why did they make teela so tan she supposed to be a red head yeah?
@TekedixXx3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Smith acted all affected by the death of comics but really he's just part of the killing.
@JosephArata3 жыл бұрын
Guess nobody has integrity anymore and will stoop to any lows just to make ends meat, in the end.
@tubesockvii23513 жыл бұрын
Motu is amazing. Just finished watching with the children. My daughters loved it. So did my sons. They wanted more Teela and, quite honestly, were happy the annoying dumb He-Man was offed in the show. We hope Teela gets married to her love and both women have a happy marriage. I give it a 9.5 out of 10.
@mi-micanterbury22753 жыл бұрын
Exactly 💯
@ShadeDraws3 жыл бұрын
@@tubesockvii2351 You're a sad person who only revels in seeing beautiful things ruined. Grow up.
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
Prince Adam got stabbed in the stomach and can recover unless Skeletor with the Sword of Power decides to kill him off or probably left him to slowly die and make him watch destroy everything.
@anangryaustralian85183 жыл бұрын
This show pulled a last of us 2, teased that it was going to be about certain characters than killed off the characters that's were teased to be there than replaced with an unlikable character Edit: if you remove all of Teelas feminine features like her hair and her lipstick she looks like a man
@12ealDealOfficial3 жыл бұрын
What's so weird about this happening to He-Man is Kevin Smith acknowledging what everyone wanted before giving everyone exactly what they did *NOT* want but expected anyway. Is the Hollywood cabal deliberately attempting to lose money, or is there enough money trading hands at the upper level that it doesn't really matter if anyone watches?
@theflyingkaramazovbrothers63 жыл бұрын
@@12ealDealOfficial Hollywood's job is to purvey the messaging that the real overclass wants out there, they can cover the losses. See also the intelligence state's involvement in the modern art movement.
@the.robertshow3 жыл бұрын
@Dave K I do think parents should be aware of what their child is watching and set reasonable boundaries, but when you say “shouldn’t let their kids watch TV anymore,” do you mean unsupervised/unregulated or just nothing at all? If nothing at all, I would have to disagree. TV is huge form of entertainment, and there are lots of good things for children to watch that haven’t been corrupted by Hollywood. It’s all a matter of simply knowing what your kid is watching, not taking it away completely. Same applies to video-games, books, KZbin, even the people they hang out with I guess. Make sure what the child is taking in around them is not actively harming them. Sorry for the mini rant.
@garrick37273 жыл бұрын
@@12ealDealOfficial I think I can answer some of that. Hollywood, like other business, have a traditional model of what success is. A big part of getting success in the past has been (1) Good reviews and/or (2) Popularity snowballing by word of mouth (there is buzz, people see it, they like it, more people see it.) The problem is, a large industry generally takes a long time to adjust to changes. They have to wait for "the data" to understand what is happening. With Hollywood, they saw they could only chase good reviews by being woke, because activist reviewers have seized the critic profession specifically to force Hollywood to be woke. They also saw that social media was largely woke. So, naturally, what they assumed is that the public wanted woke stuff. They fell for the vocal minority trap. It takes a long time to make these shows, and over the past few years there has been a clear trend of get woke go broke. Hollywood can now see that their assumptions were incorrect. They can see that what they thought were the audience are not actually the paying audience. The problem Hollywood has now is that the woke still control reviews, but ticket sales are not driven by woke politics (at least, not positively). This is why you have Kevin Smith denying that his show was not about He-Man. This is why the trailer emphasized He-Man. Essentially, they thought they were making a popular show, but about a year ago they started to realize that they hadn't. All they can do right now, with the show made, is try and trick people into watching it. I think the data is in now that woke does not equate to money. What we will see more of going forward are shows that try and walk the tightrope between being woke enough to not anger reviewers but also more in line with what real fans expect. We may also see more shows that just ignore critics and just try to be popular. If you think about it, Hollywood never cared about critics with blockbuster movies/shows in the past. If they know enough people will watch it, they do not care what the reviews are. There is also evidence of general disengagement from politics - people are sick of it - so there should be more shows where they just focus on making a good show.
@Sifu2k3 жыл бұрын
Its like a re-make of pipi longstockings but after first Episode pipi moves on with her father and the rest of the series is about Tommi who turns out to be gay and his new friend Sam and they are beeing supported by another male Charakter named George and they wander through Scandinavia and have some adventures. And when the people complain the excuse will be: "grow up, Tommi was helping Pipi all the time". You cannot kill the Main character and pretend to be suprised when the Fans get mad
@projectmonk96732 жыл бұрын
Never trust critics....always trust the fans. Not Kevin Smith...the FANS!
@DeSantisIsADouche Жыл бұрын
*Actually, from your own opinion, not one based off KZbinrs, Critics, and definitely not "Fan Boys". Like what you want to like.*
@BovineDesigns3 жыл бұрын
Not surprised that Rotten Tomatoes gave it a nearly perfect score.
@supertuesday6003 жыл бұрын
RT has long been sold to the Devil. Same with all their paid 'critics'.
@bul18863 жыл бұрын
Rotten Tomatostein
@Hektor88353 жыл бұрын
@@Wranuckl Let me get this right. Kevin Smith wrote something like no Girlfriend for Teela, no stepping aside from He-Man, it's "LITERALLY all about He-Man" and so on, but that's what happens in the first 5 episodes ? I mean the second part can surely fix this. In the end it was a fucking lie, unless you tell and prove to me that those tweets are fake/fotoshopped or something like that. Until then, even with the best series in the world, it sucks. Not the Show tho, but the whole behaviour behind it. His reactions after lying and talking BS now doesn't make it better.
@Hektor88353 жыл бұрын
@@Wranuckl Maybe one day I will. My Problem is that I'm kinda part of those "my childhood is ruined" people, just not so extreme. I heard the Show is good, but I also heard that He-Man is "dead". I didn't care who got the lead at that moment. It could be even Man-At-Arms or Orko, would't change a thing for me. He-Man was the Main Character, so I wanted to see him ( especially with all those tweets before ). I would have other expectations if they were honest about that. Another Problem of mine is that they try to milk every kids show from back then ( and AGAIN, with stupid lies in this special case ) just to get Viewers. I didn't watch the new Digimon either. I read so many similar Comments like "we're no kids anymore, so we need more dark/serious topics in the Show". WHY ? The world is fucked up as it is, especially now. So why taking a kids show who spread joy, continue it decades later just to make it serious now ? If you really want that, have the balls and just make a whole new show and go dark as you want. But like I said, that's MY Problem. You guys may have other thoughts about it, which is also fine.
@Hektor88353 жыл бұрын
@@Wranuckl well that is a good way to see it. If you have interest in such stories you should look into the Injustice Comics. Seeing He-man with the Justice League was amazing ^^
@frankthetank87993 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if Adora dies in the She-Ra reboot and the series is taken over by leading male characters that were straight? I am sure that would have gone over real well.
@conradojavier75473 жыл бұрын
gave me a Bow Series.
@MariusWales3 жыл бұрын
Rotten Tomatoes critics would hate it, because men. XD
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
Imagine Catra picking up Adora's sword.
@ip38873 жыл бұрын
*No mercy in this dojo!*
@christophersmith83163 жыл бұрын
Would never happen, because men can coexist with women in a show. "Strong Women"(tm) need to have men stripped out and hobbled, have faults and struggles vanish, and they are still angry with the world because they know they are fake.
@profoundpronoun47122 жыл бұрын
I seriously am so sick of the “female good, male bad” remakes of previous IPs…and that’s coming from a true feminist. Just let good stories be good stories. Either create a new IP that is female strong without degrading males in the process or STOP PICKING UP OLD MALE LED IPs!!!
@_Code_32 жыл бұрын
They wouldn’t do that, it’s much easier to whitewash an already established IP with a built in fanbase
@TheGrimmGamer Жыл бұрын
It is unbelievable to me that they would do this when there was already a She-ra show on netflix which after about the first season went from "alright, I dig it" to "hold my pen" and just didn't stop.
@4ank1173 жыл бұрын
"She has a body that clearly belongs to a man." So would it be inappropriate to call her he-ma'am?
@johnpaulguevara39773 жыл бұрын
He-Mami
@Grimmbimm3 жыл бұрын
She-Man?
@All2Meme3 жыл бұрын
@@Grimmbimm She-Man has my vote...
@karloaquinde34763 жыл бұрын
I agree with she-man too. 😆
@IcecalGamer3 жыл бұрын
She-male ?
@Isnogood123 жыл бұрын
The original show actually had a childrens' psychiatrist to design the endings and lessons for the needs of the 80's society. That's where I learned a lot of the values, and I only needed to be reminded of "what would He-Man do?" when I was misbehaving. Times were so much better back then.
@Nurgles_Rot_3 жыл бұрын
G.I. Joe had those corny PSAs but they always tried to put out information. I mean sometimes were just common sense but it was still cool.
@JimmyFoxhound3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, you nailed it. People can call it cheesy all they want, but the people who worked on the show took what was basically a toy commercial and at least tried to do something good with it, something positive for the kids who were watching it.
@Idengard3 жыл бұрын
Imagine, today going like „what would my favorite’s cartoon show protagonist do?“ - uh-oh… that‘s gonna end badly, kid
@cyberpunk11x3 жыл бұрын
Everything was better back in the day.
@rickriot87433 жыл бұрын
Watching those shows taught me life lessons
@justanotheracc61482 жыл бұрын
He-man killed and replaced with woman, master chief killed and replaced, iron man kill and replaced with women, hulk berated and now side character to women. At some point men are going to have to stand up and fight back against this feminist bullshit, this is way out of hand by now.
@JohnSmith-kj8om3 жыл бұрын
This may have been the worst show I’ve watched in a decade. I’m glad I’m not alone in this view. Kevin completely betrayed my childhood fave show. For shame on Netflix. If you get you needed this kinda show storyline wise make up a new one Q force style. But leave the childhood IP’s as they are. Truly terrible. Could’ve been the next Invincible. Instead straight trash.
@frankcabanski94092 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much every Netflix show.
@HeelvsBabyface3 жыл бұрын
Duncan "I'm sorry your majesty He-Man fell." Teela "WHAT ABOUT MEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
Teela straight up deserved either a backhand from one of Adam’s parents or a harsh reprimand from Duncan in that moment, it was so very stupid.
@wolfbane74973 жыл бұрын
In the words of Lion King to Kevin Smith Deception Disgrace Evil as plain as the scar on his face Deception (An outrage!) Disgrace (For shame!) He asked for trouble the moment he came Deception (An outrage!) (He can't change his stripes) Disgrace (For shame!) Born in grief Raised in hate Helpless to defy his fate Let him run Let him live But do not forget what we cannot forgive And he is not one of us He has never been one of us He is not part of us Not our kind Someone once lied to us Now we're not so blind For we knew he would do what he's done And we know that he'll never be one of us He is not one of us Deception Disgrace
@Steelstriker3 жыл бұрын
Shut up Teela
@ezekielonezero39553 жыл бұрын
So fucking true AZ! I love your gorgeous bald head
@eldeano99643 жыл бұрын
Great intro AZ by the way
@EatTheMarxists3 жыл бұрын
I was born in 1978 so He-Man, Voltron, Transformers, G.I.Joe, Robotech, and Thundercats is my childhood. Girls complained about Barbie’s body type being nigh-unreasonable clearly never watched He-Man; it’s improbable for a man to look like He-Man without a lot of steroids! A show where He-Man was more of a background character actually *could* work; he’s basically the Superman of Eternia and he always, always wins. The Masters of the Universe were never in any real danger when fighting against Zodiak’s Horde and Skeletor’s Masters of Darkness when He-Man could always show up to save them. But this? This is Wokeness x1,000,000. The He-Man live-action movie was significantly better than this crap. The truth is, and I know that there’s a lot of people that refuse to listen to this truth, is that there ARE numerous differences between men and women and no, you cannot do everything that I can do ‘better’ despite the song. The strongest woman in the world has a record bench press of about 400lbs. While that’s impressive and I freely admit that’s more than I can bench at 43 years old (what’s my max bench, you ask? How much does a box of Cheez-Itz weigh? I can bench two of those. Much power.) that’s barely the average bench press of a linebacker in the NFL. The record for a man, with an bench assist shirt, is over 1,000lbs; I forget the record for a man’s raw record bench but it’s over 700lbs. No woman on earth will *ever* be able to come close to that. Why? Because sexism, that’s why. No, it’s because our bodies are created differently. Whether you believe in the Almighty as I do or if you believe in evolution, there’s a lot more differences between men and women than just sexual organs. My point with this rant is that it’s okay to accept our differences and to even take a measure of pride in them. While motherhood seems to be less appreciated than ever before in today’s society a man can never know the joy and yes, the difficulties and trials, in conceiving a child inside of us, nurturing that baby over nine months, and then bringing that life into our world in the unbelievable honor and undeniable beauty (and pain) of childbirth. These things are worth celebrating. We do not need more Wokeness crapping all over our childhood memories, and we don’t need more nonsense trying to homogenize the differences between men and women. It’s okay to be proud to be a man and it’s okay to be proud to be a woman. I rant, I know, and I digress too often, but stop trying to destroy manhood and womanhood for the love of the Lord. This crap has gotten out of hand.
@amadeusagripino68623 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@lancealot49433 жыл бұрын
I agree He-Man has the Superman problem, but I'm sure there are better ways of dealing with that than just writing out the main character from the entire "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" franchise.
@pictux4243 жыл бұрын
Rondy for president
@herrskeletal39943 жыл бұрын
You sir are wise beyond your ability to bench cheezeits.
@devincrave70673 жыл бұрын
Well said
@rigatonacercigani4042 жыл бұрын
What's with female characters having that side shave cut nowadays? I see a lot of those in female character designs for some reason...
@josebocanegra44772 жыл бұрын
The Critical Drinker has the Power 🗡️.
@metalwolf10003 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the screaming if they brought back she-ra, killed her in the first episode and then the rest of the show was about three guys….
@ColinTimmins3 жыл бұрын
Here's my money! Take it! lol
@mkocel3 жыл бұрын
RIIIGHT???? LOL Someone should make that happen with used footage, like they did with Sealab 2021
@crowmagnum92803 жыл бұрын
So far you’re the best script writer of 2021, can’t wait to see how it ends.
@VioletDeathRei3 жыл бұрын
I saw a better example it would be like a Sailor moon reboot that killed her off and the show was about a gay Tuxedo mask who hates her now.
@DMEGC3 жыл бұрын
I doubt critics would go "Kevin Smith smartly updated..."
@kerravon41593 жыл бұрын
Teela is drawn to look exactly like a dude. They might as well just have given her a few more muscles, blonde hair, and called her 'He Maam'.
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
She-Ra 80s: "Bullet dodged."
@serindas3 жыл бұрын
That will appen in the second part, imho, when she will get the sword...
@@icycrusader1947 Yeah, that reboot was ok somewhat. I mean at least she didn't get sidelined like He-Man here. Unless I am wrong.
@mostevil10822 жыл бұрын
Worst part is the trailer was a work of art, they knew exactly what we wanted to see.
@damirbabic81683 жыл бұрын
it doesn't seem like any corporations are interested in making money anymore just their political agenda
@BTM81093 жыл бұрын
"In Hollywood, you just fail upwards." -Kevin Smith
@cloneofclark43743 жыл бұрын
Kevin Smith appears to have.
@creativedoof3 жыл бұрын
As Gunny said in Full Metal Jacket "What kind of Mickey Mouse bullsh*t is this?"
@sethzimmerman63463 жыл бұрын
He's been doing that for years
@rationalityfirst3 жыл бұрын
He found all the right asses to kiss. Probably went to a few dozens of wrong ones in the process.
@amitypredator93853 жыл бұрын
The greatest warrior the planet has ever known falls during the planet's darkest hour. Teela: And you kept his identity a secret from me?! Screw you, guys, I'm going home!
@kregorovillupo36253 жыл бұрын
That's an hero! No, wait...
@CrossoverFan4life3 жыл бұрын
Our heroine ladies and gentlemen
@edwardperez35353 жыл бұрын
Worst hero ever
@AngelA-mk5ty3 жыл бұрын
Its called denying the call
@sugreev20013 жыл бұрын
I’m glad they splooged their propaganda in the first episode/season itself, instead of the second season, which is what they (Netflix, Amazon etc) usually do.
@kelseydoty64363 жыл бұрын
If you think of it as an alternate universe where skeletor is the good guy it actually works. He suffers setbacks and comes back to succeed at defeating the bad guy(Teela)
@samuelperezgarcia3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Smith used to be cool like 20 years ago. For the last couple decades he has been selling out. I thought his crying videos were pathetic, but this probably takes the cake.
@TheEasterFerret3 жыл бұрын
In this version, Skeletor becoming the master of the universe is the happy ending.
@Ch35h1r3C473 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, he's the perfect role model for our modern era. He's intelligent, driven and in great shape. He's the head of his own organisation with clear goals and the will to see it through without any concerns for other peoples' "morality" or "ethics".
@nashmkm3603 жыл бұрын
One can only hope. Hope thats the ending of this series.
@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd3 жыл бұрын
@@Ch35h1r3C47 I'd rather him be in charge. He's very entertaining and clearly doesn't take himself too seriously.
@Iwouldratherbeinborabora3 жыл бұрын
Technically a 1 party state is the definition of Fascism so therefore maybe it needed a new perspective politically. Why is skeletor taking a turn in the big seat so bad?
@TheStonewall1173 жыл бұрын
@@Iwouldratherbeinborabora so the USSR was Fascist? What about other one party communists states?
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
Neil Druckman kills off Joel in the most spiteful way possible- Kevin Smith: “Hold my beer bro, let me show you how it’s done!”
@FaithfulofUltramar3 жыл бұрын
ugh, I had forgotten about that aspect of Last of Us and now I recall once again. Blah. Modern movie and game writing is just one giant trash fire you can see from space.
@rossevanricamara41693 жыл бұрын
They're a part of the same cabal of propagandists that are trying to reshape the traditional storytelling to conform to their ideology. No matter what a person with hindsight would say, the normies would only keep consuming. The Last of Us 2 was woke crap but people still bought it because they can't see through the facade. If "get woke, get broke" is realistic, then the companies won't let wokists touch their work. But they keep letting them. Someone is funding this crap or they really are pushing an ideology.
@thetokenwon5063 жыл бұрын
come on! we dont talk about that! lmao
@Kaunte3 жыл бұрын
He-Man goes out making a heroic sacrifice saving the universe. How is that spiteful?
@SkorpionSSs3 жыл бұрын
@@Kaunte and then they revive him and have skeletor kill him again with a literal backstab... how is that not spiteful?
@hammondOT2 жыл бұрын
Everything on Netflix will contain "The Message". It's a propaganda outlet. If you haven't cancelled your Netflix subscription, you're just contributing to the problem.
@Postie19942 жыл бұрын
Now imagine She-ra would do the same, with He-man taking the spotlight from her in her own show. You could hear the REEEEEE for miles, that they dared to do them dirty like they do Male Leads in this age time and time again.
@hippopotomerjones87463 жыл бұрын
Kevin promised a 100% beef patty, we got a vegan burger with extra estrogen on the side.
@theflyingninja13 жыл бұрын
I'm a vegan but I lolled at that.
@billr30533 жыл бұрын
"Where's the beef?!!!!"
@mushypork21323 жыл бұрын
@@theflyingninja1 you just had to say "i'm a vegan" didn't you?
@blvp21453 жыл бұрын
I would like an extra large estrogen smoothie to go along with it
@blvp21453 жыл бұрын
Always love that commercial
@SolidNeodark3 жыл бұрын
Wait, He-Man just dies and the show goes on without him? Seriously? I mean, I never even asked for this show, but I'm still disappointed.
@SoccYT3 жыл бұрын
Its literally predicted and they act like it wasnt. Dont forget he gets revived and then shit on as well.
@alialmuhanna49383 жыл бұрын
That’s like making The Fresh Prince without Will Smith.
@martinlopez28163 жыл бұрын
@@alialmuhanna4938 please don't give 'em ideas and leave Fresh Prince alone
@TailsFetish3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen the show and im disappointed
@Torta--is--PLUR3 жыл бұрын
Twice...he dies twice
@steveandjeanniefrith2362 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Never trust the Karen haircut.
@vbrown78012 жыл бұрын
I am a Kevin Smith fan. I watched He-Man as a kid and was a fan. I looked forward to this but dude, your show is STRAIGHT GARBAGE.
@luisaleman95123 жыл бұрын
Rotten Tomatoes: "... bound to please fans and newcomers alike" Audience Score: 30% 😂😂😂
@vrASMR1803 жыл бұрын
I thought it was freakin great. The first episode was like a series finale to the old 80's show. Then they dealt with the serious ramifications of an Eternia without He-man, an Eternia without magic and a weakened sorcerous. All the old characters from back in the day were still around and He-man's friends had to overcome some big obstacles without him. In the end Adam had to make yet another big sacrifice, proving himself to be Eternia's greatest champion. I'm kind of surprised everyone hates it so much. I didn't actually expect it to be the show from the 80's, where each episode is some new plan by Skeletor that He-Man easily overcomes. I'm looking forward to part 2, where Skeletor holds the power and Eternia is still without its champion. I think it's safe to assume all of this is leading up to He-Man returning and saving the day in the end.
@RenlangRen3 жыл бұрын
The only rating that is useful from Rotten Tomatoes is the fan rating. The critics are mostly paid shills now.
@narcissus793 жыл бұрын
I haven't been able to put a rating on Rotten Tomatoes for over a year. Every time i go to give a review it says it's not available right now.
@newvocabulary3 жыл бұрын
@@aaahzpervect5755 they locked the score at 25% yesterday. I saw it happen.
@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine3 жыл бұрын
@@RenlangRen Let's be honest, even the fans rating are pretty useless. I mean Black Widow got higher rating than Avengers (2012) and the first Iron Man (92% vs 91%). Not a huge difference but that movie is clearly inferior to the other two.
@OmegaTou3 жыл бұрын
All Skeletor need to finally get his hands on the Sword of Power was a female protagonist. Go figure.
@rexlumontad56443 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Teela to get the Sword of Power to deny Skeletor from it. I take Skelegod anytime of the day.
@OmegaTou3 жыл бұрын
@@rexlumontad5644 unfortunately, I'm sure if this abomination doesn't get cancelled, Teela will just bitch slap Skelegod and take the sword without any real difficulty.
@fiddleback15683 жыл бұрын
Right! 😀😃😄😁😂
@scilin86793 жыл бұрын
@@silverblade357 your wrong, she'll not only roflstomp him but do it unarmed with her eyes closed while delivering a line about how great she is
@seyitgor3 жыл бұрын
She will use the power of the golfclub. The strongest weapon against the manliest man
@catherinele22603 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment was the Evilynn and Orko scene where Orko was talking about his name and they bonded a bit. I thought it was wholesome and cute.
@daviddestin1990 Жыл бұрын
WHAT?! Teela isn't a black transgendered hermaphrodite?!? I AM SHOCKED AND OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!
The 2002 remake of Masters of the Universe is how you do it. The creators were able appease both OG & new fans.
@noralarsen72123 жыл бұрын
I loved that as a kid never watched the original .
@RVIU113 жыл бұрын
And don´t forget, the toys were awesome. Still have a few He-Mans from 02 in my attic.
@mikeghanley3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Going back to watch it now. Plenty of lore, treated the source material (a toy commercial, but so was star wars in the end) with respect and managed to just be a simple show about good vs evil, spared from gender and identity politics.
@GeneralTantzu3 жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching it after hearing this show sucked balls.
@Connor.SG-1Ring3 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed it was.
@Treblaine11 ай бұрын
"No I don't want to have sex with twinks, I'm not gay but for some reason I irrationally hate all the outwardly male characters and am going to simp for these 'female' characters who are drawn to look as much like muscle twinks as possible. I'm not intimidated by MEN who look like Teela, they don't stir feelings in me that make me question my sexual identity, I just really like it when there are characters who look like that but who are technically women"
@worganfreeman26943 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Mark Hamill looking at the script going "OH FFS NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN"
@piedpiper11853 жыл бұрын
Best description I saw of this show: "Man dies.Woman most affected."
@somosUS3 жыл бұрын
No joke, I suffered through a lecture in which the prof argued that the constant violence and wars in Africa were primarily a "feminist issue," because while the men were off fighting (and, ya know, dying,) the women were stuck at home having to farm. Literally, "Man dies, woman most affected."
@Weskalia3 жыл бұрын
John Connor: First time? He-Man: Huh? Joel: Welcome to the club buddy.
@thetokenwon5063 жыл бұрын
yoooo this!
@ArionNoble3 жыл бұрын
Superman: Yo guys....I'm scared...
@danielpotterton96173 жыл бұрын
@@ArionNoble CW Supergirl
@brentgarlick96053 жыл бұрын
Ghost busters: we got here first.
@joshuaericsantos35523 жыл бұрын
Luke: I will guide you young Padawan.
@dylanf31083 жыл бұрын
So Kevin Smith turned all the male character into himself?
@dutch_asocialite2 жыл бұрын
Well, at least we still have the 2002 reboot.
@williamedwards41513 жыл бұрын
"That's all I've got for today." No! Don't leave me alone with this thing.
@RepublicanMartian3 жыл бұрын
2002 Reboot: A love letter to the original series. 2021 Reboot: Teela-man.
@DavidCEberhartII3 жыл бұрын
We saw the Same thing with the Thunder Car Reboot; The early reboot was a letter of love, then we got Thunder Cats Roar . . .
@denialisntjustariver53693 жыл бұрын
2002 series is massively underappreciated.
@Drawnartist3 жыл бұрын
She-Woman
@agc28013 жыл бұрын
Thats the only thing missing she’s so good just for being a woman that she should be he-man. And Adam is just a p*** bigger that the cat…
@Greifenau1873 жыл бұрын
She-Lesbian
@bruhbrah48563 жыл бұрын
What a surprise rotten tomatoes gave it a great score wonder why🤨
@MindNMelt2 жыл бұрын
Im surprised they didnt call her "Sheher" instead of teela