The Resurrection

[@brentonmortimore8882]

Just when the world needed a saviour, The Crumble returns to restore sanity.

[@TheCrumble]

I am a key worker. I am THE key worker.

[@londonjohn67]

A true Super hero, Crumble turns up to save the world! 👍🏻😁

[@TheCrumble]

And without having to wear his underpants over his riding trousers!

[@samsara3694]

11 month on, and I'm missing my saviour and messiah. I hope he returns to us one day, amen.

[@docgreen4934]

It’s far more than “a bit of a distraction” Crumble! It’s the essence of life! Welcome back! Yours aye, Alan

[@TheCrumble]

I never thought of myself as so important. i do now. Thanks Dr!

[@leoncelestinedave]

Its about damn time Mr Crumble! Welcome back

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Leon. yep, it's been a while eh?!

[@knightowl3577]

Life has become just a little better knowing Crumble is amongst us again saving all with the glory of his presence.

[@TheCrumble]

You are welcome my child x

[@BeansOnToast_YT]

It's just like watching Itchy Boots without the lamas but with more tuna 🤣 Yes all gold 👍

[@TheCrumble]

Itchy Boots? Never heard of it/him/her...

[@BeansOnToast_YT]

@@TheCrumble I believe she's an adventure chiropodist👍😄

[@nickmonkey284]

Hooray! The crumble is back! We have missed you. I am chuckling already.

[@simonplee]

The world is saved, Crumble is back - keep at it, we don't want another channel full of how wonderful another free touring holiday was in some part of Europe

[@TheCrumble]

Exactly!! Cheers matey!

[@nigelren3719]

'Man Flu 19', day 20. All the tuna is gone, Charlotte smears the last of the jam between two sheets of Charmin. “Oooh do you remember pizza Tim?”, “not now Charlotte, The Crumble's revin his pipe”.

[@TheCrumble]

Brilliant!!

[@MrIntenseman3]

Great to see the crumble back. This wet weather has had all us bikers a bit down. The sun is coming and the trails are drying yippee.

[@TheCrumble]

The sun is out, the trails are drying and...we can't fucking go out!!!!!

[@MrIntenseman3]

The Crumble yes didn’t account for lock down . Back to xhamster then

[@cowbu55]

only just found you........and missing you already......will spec out more of your offerings, and hope you do more.... all the best......

[@Zeebad_1st]

If you squint your ears at 24 minutes, you can make out the face of our Lord. Same as was on my toast this morning.

[@TheCrumble]

Could you see my crown of thorns?

[@Zeebad_1st]

@@TheCrumble no but I did like your shiny helmet.

[@matthew3774]

I couldnt see anything. Perhaps I should head to Barnard Castle to get my eyesight checked

[@danwild1175]

Just come across this channel after The Missenden Flyer said he watches it. I subscribed after the first 30 seconds of this video! Please keep the vids coming Mr Crumble!!

[@TheCrumble]

Welcome aboard Mr Wild!! Good to have you with us!

[@craigt001]

A such welcome, brilliant escape from the Coronavirus doom that appears to be all around us. I smiled and laughed and forgot for 36 minutes. Thank you and ....more please!!!!

[@TheCrumble]

I am trying to put more together. Got some footage from my bike holidays last year, it might have to be a Crumble feature film haha!!

[@craigt001]

The Crumble Bring it on Crumble!

[@LordBilious]

Welcome back Crumble. I'm with you on the seasonal disfunctional disorder- I get so lethargic. Oh....yeah.....I love you more than Roses and they're my favouritest chocolates.

[@TheCrumble]

i think everyone suffers from SAD to an extent. i reckon bikers get it more than most though. Miniature Heroes my fave x

[@stevemaisn1413]

Good to see you back Crumble - hope you doing well and see more of you again = i got my AT since you got yours also still have it wont sell it just to good and never gets boring -- covid hit us down under too but not as bad as over there so keep on riding mate - greets from down under

[@bonnytrippler2966]

A warm welcome back Mr Crumble - youtube is just not the same without you.

[@TheCrumble]

Aaahhh thanks Bonny! Made me smile that x

[@Boiga.]

This is the best news I have seen since I was told I dont have Corona....... yet.......... Im so pleased to hear your voice again!

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Boiga! You were lucky to get tested!

[@laikatravels]

Glad to see you’re back. Who are these enemy bastards trying to spoil things for the Crumble lovers? Keep posting Crumble, the more full on the better.

[@TheCrumble]

They are strange people that lurk in the shadows and then come out to threaten you! Bastards!

[@MrZooport84]

And he is back ladies and gents, the crumble man himself, good to see you back mate, looking forward to more vids.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Zoo - looking forward to posting more...in about 8 months :)

[@MrZooport84]

@@TheCrumble lol yep with the ways things currently are that will probably be when we are allowed out on the bikes again anyway, sods law I changed my bike 2 weeks ago and now cant use the sodding thing. 🤣😥😂

[@PedroPedro-jm4lk]

Toptastic to discover in a world of Covid LD4, trendy beardies in Rab jackets and Bobble Hats and renditions of Political Clowns. This is just what we need, a non PC evolution of free speech, unadulterated bike porn mixed into conscious tourettes and bad ass satire. Made my chuffin day lad...I am in with a subscription.

[@arpharsed]

Great to see you Crumble. Those dulcet tones are just what I needed. Cheers

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks dude!

[@R1doorbar]

Mega! Youre back! Just what I needed today!

[@TheCrumble]

Glad I could help Mr R1!

[@AyrshireVlogster]

As the world turns into a apocalyptic wet dream who pops up the Crumble, welcome back sir 👍

[@TheCrumble]

Did you say wet dreams? Thanks brother - good to be back!

[@R1doorbar]

Not sure what issues you've had with haters or how you could have possibly made enemies because I've loved all your content. It's great you're back! Stay safe during this crazy time.

[@TheCrumble]

As the old saying goes, 'haters gonna hate.' The internet is a weird and wonderful place eh?!

[@R1doorbar]

@@TheCrumble well, keep up the great work! And f*@k the haters!

[@nickc508]

Hey Crumble got a surprise video from you nice to see ya on the bike again mate . You always crack me up . So you been isolating all winter now Corona is here your out and about lol. Take care of you and the family. And if your bored make some more vids always puts a wide smirk on my face . Good luck bud.

[@TheCrumble]

Just gonna get back into sticking the camera on the bike and we can't bloody ride anymore - typical!!

[@michaelklinge1857]

glad your back just shows the world hasn't gone down the crapper yet watched all your vids at least 3 times nice to have something new to watch do I get a crumble sticker with a hoodie

[@TheCrumble]

Yo Mike! if you've bought a hoodie, i will send you one of my last ever stickers free of charge! Only got two left I think. Send me a message with your address and I will get one in the post! Not sure I could pack up the toilet rolls though. We could be talking a lot of money for posting them!

[@mariaandwill563]

I’m so glad to see you with some vintage crumble ramblings - just what the nation needs 😀👍🏼

[@TheCrumble]

I am now classed as a key worker Maria. The country called and i came running.

[@SimplyElectronicsOfficial]

Good to see you back mate. Looking forward to getting out on proper rides as weather improves.

[@TheCrumble]

Well...that might be put on hold eh?! Looks like summer might be called off!

[@SimplyElectronicsOfficial]

@@TheCrumble No virus removes a man from his bike. Think about your mental health man!

[@julz3217]

When u need someone to give you sanity in this world. THE CRUMBLE is back in action to give us the entertainment we all need.. So happy u are back bud.. Nice to see u.. 😄😁😆🍻👍

[@TheCrumble]

I see myself as a key worker now mate x

[@BaldurM]

Welcome back Crumble! I bet she feels like a new bike with the system. also Motorcycling is the best form of self isolation/ social distancing and it keeps ones sanity in check!

[@TheCrumble]

It really is the best medicine!

[@davidarmstrong7456]

Great stuff Crumble, missed ya and good to hear Dave’s ok. My mate Tim and his girl Charlotte will be watching later .... peace out

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Dave! Say hello to beardy Tim and fit Charlotte for me!

[@rogerquenault7207]

Glad to see you back in action , if I have to stay in watching KZbin video’s you make it bearable THANK YOU 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Rog - great to have you back on board!

[@TerryG7wrs]

Well Crumble Crumble Crumble nice to have you back just thinking about you the other day. Welcome back welcome... get on your bike and ride some more

[@TheCrumble]

Thinking about me in a sex way??

[@TerryG7wrs]

The Crumble well I was just rubbing my hand over the tank thinking smooth like silk in a sexy way and your name popped in to my head. No it’s been some time since you posted and I was hoping you was ok missing your Vlog’s and you know how some of the car drivers like to pull out on us or Change direction without a care.

[@garytaylor7611]

Feck me great to have you back. Someone to make us all laugh and take our minds off our shit stained curtains . Just made my day - wk - month 👍👍👍👍

[@TheCrumble]

Shit stained curtains? Mate, how are you spending your quarantine time??

[@garytaylor7611]

@@TheCrumble everybody else bought the toilet rolls. I'm same as everyone else. Had to close my chippy down this wk after 10 years. Just hope we all get through this safe. Thanks again for putting smile on my face. 👍

[@SteveInskip]

Good to see you back bud....you’ve got to have a break now and again....recharge them batteries. Nice to see somebody getting their adventure bikes tyres dirty! Great trails by the way! Take care geezer and stay safe.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Steve! It's good to be back...again...

[@IrlDave71]

Great to see you back Crumbs. Yep, watched it all - only took two sittings. Must say you carry the extra weight well.

[@TheCrumble]

Extra weight? i don't know what you mean young man!

[@NooBiker]

Nice to see you back! Will we learn lessons from this crisis? Depends. It's bringing the best out of some people. It's bringing the worst out of others.

[@TheCrumble]

thanks man! Yeah true dat!

[@chrisbolton2500]

Praise be.....Salvation!

[@TheCrumble]

God bless you my son x

[@johnwust9230]

This is the first Crumble video I’ve seen, good work. I’ll check out a few more. Cheers.

[@TheCrumble]

Welcome aboard John!! Hope you enjoy the channel!

[@GaryBrubacher]

Great to see ya again Crumble, thanks for the relief.

[@ben_9134]

Thanks for the vid bud. Hope you and yours stay well. A bit of your company is greatly appreciated.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Brickster!

[@michaelneve3223]

Good to have you back sir

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Nevesy!

[@daveegan1372]

Welcome back again!!

[@TheCrumble]

I make more comebacks than The Rolling Stones!

[@daveegan1372]

The Crumble let’s have a good run at it now pal!

[@sambrookhouse4775]

Glad to see you are back and still with the Africa twin. Look forward to more videos in the future.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Sam!!

[@melciveng]

Help ma boab it’s the Crumble

[@TheCrumble]

I tried this in a Google translate Scottish to English but nothing came back :)

[@HalfdeadRider]

Great to see you back Crumble.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks matey - you know me - always making comebacks!

[@Pooley650]

The God himself returns

[@TheCrumble]

The Don. The Boss. The God. The Divine One. That's me matey. Although the wife calls me The Silly Bastard which seems more fitting.

[@Tech-49]

Welcome back Lord Crumble, interesting times

[@TheCrumble]

Innit though?!

[@suebt8794]

I prescribe you watch The Detectorists...I think you will appreciate the humour...More Crumble we need more...like bog roll

[@1066Sussex]

Welcome back Crumble, don't let the bastards grind you down.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers matey! Appreciate the support!

[@room3663]

Thanks crumble..... that was dreamy!

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Roo. Not nightmarish then??

[@simonwiltshire]

Thanks mate, a nice refreshing ride out in the country, just what i needed!

[@TheCrumble]

And just what I need now but we're not allowed!!

[@simonwiltshire]

@@TheCrumble ye man im climbing up the walls but the reality is we must stay in, let's be good people and do what we are told.

[@neilcole3406]

Your so right Crumble stick with what you got, don’t fall for the must have a new bike, tempting as it is!

[@TheCrumble]

Ain't that the truth! Just a same it took me so much debt to reach that conclusion!

[@johnbarton3073]

Aaaahhhh, Top man Crumble 😎🙏🏻 Pleasure to have you back fella, sorry to hear you’ve been the victim of the drama police 🚨Just do your thing chap, don’t bow to their delusional form of censorship.... it’s easy don’t watch! 🤷🏻‍♂️ nothing ya can’t joke about, use expletives where they fit, It adds flavour, you’re obviously linguistically erudite enough to use obnoxious effluvium but might choose “Fkin stinks! Billy Connolly built a career on telling tales filled with loads of F,B,C and funny he was too. Hope to see and hear a lot more content from you soon 😎🙏🏻 Bart

[@TheCrumble]

Brillinat - thanks matey! 'Linguistically erudite' - I'll ask for that on my gravestone. :)

[@MysDee89]

And here comes Crumble to save me from the mind numbing isolation! Where have you been?!? It's absolute torture not being able to get out on my bike in this glorious weather! Couldn't have had a pandemic when it was pissing it down? Got a Black Widow on my ZX7RR and my god does it sounds like a monster! I love it! However, this provides some entertainment for sure, have to keep yourself amused in these times...all alone. In the house. By myself. Alone 😏 Hopefully, my dear Crumble, you will continue with these videos and please continue to be as filthy and rude as always, as I really do need to keep myself entertained. The heavy breathing helps tho 😝 And please don't be away for so long next time. As you said, we missed you daddy.....ooh I don't know about the use of that word...we missed you anyway 😘😘😘

[@TheCrumble]

Wahay! I'm back and so is Ems! Good to hear from you my sweet. Glad I could help to lighten the dark in the world's hour of need. And now were best Insta buddies too! xxx

[@13apostate]

Great to have you back, Crumble!

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Tim! How long it's for I don't know, but we shall see.

[@13apostate]

Well, we'll just enjoy you "talking bollocks" while we have you. 😁

[@Bushy02]

Well, great to see you back Mr Crumbhole. "I've spat on me clocks"....really? Spit? Right I'm off for some Tuna soup.

[@TheCrumble]

Tuna soup? Gulp. I've never even thought of such a thing!

[@tailtidy8185]

Welcome back, he's back again. Great to see you're back. Hope Dave is ok. Keep well bud.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks dude! Hope you're OK too mate x

[@azlong4596]

Good to have you back Crumble, been talking to Dave the whole time and that's boring! Gwendoline that's her name. Same issue everywhere with 4 wheeler's tearing up the tracks, they think they are all Big Foot. Now that you have become the Millennial Crumble kissing a guy and all you will probably pass 1m views!!!

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Luzianna!! Lovely to be back!

[@redlineluke]

about bloody time lol, glad to see ya back buddy

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks matey! I know it's been a while!

[@phillipdoubleu5474]

Brilliant, can't wait for the next one!

[@TheCrumble]

Give it 9 months and I'll be back! :)

[@infernalcontraptions]

Crumble's back! Thank god.

[@TheCrumble]

Here to save the world Tim!

[@damonbfpv]

the legend is back !

[@TheCrumble]

Is Keith Chegwin back from the dead??

[@mellowr1]

At Last Normality Resumes!! :D Welcome back Crumble :o)

[@TheCrumble]

Is this normality though?!

[@mellowr1]

@@TheCrumble It is to me :o)

[@jameswrc]

The Crumble.. Good to see you back my man.. Just out of interest where are all of your old speed triple videos gone?!

[@TheCrumble]

I mention in this video what I had to do with a lot of the stuff on my channel - have you been watching and paying attention young man? ;)

[@jackchristodoulou197]

Welcome back your videos make me happy

[@TheCrumble]

Glad I can help raise a smile Jack!

[@DeathsStalkerRVT]

Missed you glad your back

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks matey!

[@benpepler5700]

Hi Crumble you are the funniest person on KZbin please make more content !

[@mutt9634]

Great vid thank you, good to have you back. AT sounds NICE, give my love to Dave.

[@TheCrumble]

I kissed Dave for you but now I;m worried that I might have the plague!

[@stuart0604]

Bloody awesome mate just what the country needs right now 🤣

[@TheCrumble]

I am a key worker now matey :)

[@jacksjaunts8580]

Is that a Givi Tank bag or an original kit Honda one. Looking for something to hold small bits and pieces and my old Tuareg one doesn’t fit.

[@TheCrumble]

That's the Honda one. I have the Givi one too. Prefer the Honda one but it stupidly expensive. I got mine on ebay second hand for £35 so happy days.

[@MisterAki43]

Great video man. Glad to see you back and as you said before, glad to hear some of the vids are coming back. Gotta say; my favourite has to have been 'back on the beautiful speed triple'. Jefferey the Vulcan Horse owner never gets old. Good to hear you're happy and well atm and hope you and your family stay Corona-free. Now go and eat your fucking tuna.

[@TheCrumble]

I've scoffed all the tuna! Need to go out with a rifle and forage for more. Love the Speed triple vids - wish I had room for another one (and the money to buy it with of course).

[@Steve_Hixxy]

Nice to see you back crumble . Stay safe pal

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Steve!

[@therevenant8537]

Lovely to have you back.

[@TheCrumble]

Lovely to have you back too mate - thanks for the comment!

[@t-macadventures8255]

Always a good video Crumble. Peace out✌️

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Paul!!

[@mickshere9642]

We are saved!!! The crumble returns

[@TheCrumble]

Crumble the key worker is here to save the world!

[@barryjmarling]

Welcome back the Crumble.👍🏻

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Bazza!

[@WatermarquePaul]

Great to see you back Crumble

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks for the lovely comment Paul!

[@bigtool4088]

Love it hooked 👍🏻

[@TheCrumble]

There's plenty more where that came from my friend!

[@PaintNationCustomPaintwork]

Crumble!!!!!!!!!

[@TheCrumble]

Mr PaintNation!!!! How's tricks buddy??

[@PaintNationCustomPaintwork]

Good. Really thankful that I've still got plenty of work to do and my wife is a teacher so we aren't too worried at the moment. Also getting plenty of time to do maintenance jobs on my ZX7R and even paint a couple of helmets for myself. So all is good. How about yourself? It's good to hear your crazy ramblings at a time like this. What's happened to all your old video's, angel delight and mayfair lady were classics!

[@PaddyMayneUK]

Nice too see you back Crumble, i think you should do what you can when you can, if you can be arsed mate, us Tuna eating wankers will always be here to watch your videos and be grateful for the 30 mins of distraction from trying to store all these fookin toilet roles in my house .......:) xxx

[@TheCrumble]

Haha great stuff DT!!

[@ntsms69]

Crumble is back. We are saved. The corona virus begins to tremble!!!

[@TheCrumble]

I shall defeat this virus by talking about tits and gravy I'm sure!

[@ntsms69]

@@TheCrumble We need more Crumble

[@ntsms69]

The world awaits, the return of............................. The Crumble!

[@richardfld]

YEAAAAAASSSSSS!!

[@TheCrumble]

THAAAANKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!

[@neilcole3406]

Shortness of breath! You better get checked out Crumble!

[@pinkiewerewolf]

The full system on the beast is throaty. Oh how we love throaty. Good seeing you again Crumble-icious.

[@TheCrumble]

Why thank you! Yeah they're cheap systems but I like them. And at £200 for the lot. I love a bargain me!

[@stephenwilkinson1175]

Thank God he's back I feel so inspired I'm getting the C90 out!

[@TheCrumble]

Take it easy tiger! Let's not go mental now!

[@CaveBadgerMan]

Always turn up when needed. Good catch up fella.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Ian!

[@planetpeckham1]

waffle and babble - beautiful!

[@TheCrumble]

That's what my two rabbits are called!

[@GreenString]

I have a reason to live again

[@TheCrumble]

there's still booze and tits online so that's three reasons!

[@bakedbeanzontoast9078]

Welcome back Daddy, ( said in a squeaky voice btw).👍👍🇬🇧

[@CodgerBiker]

Perfect! ✌️

[@TheCrumble]

Hello matey! Thanks for watching and thanks for the comment!

[@CodgerBiker]

The Crumble Love your channel. Never stop 🖖

[@suetaylor5186]

Peace out Crumble we've missed you sooooo much xxx please babble away...but remember some of us HAVE to work. ...

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah sorry about that Sue! Surely if we are having a proper lockdown we shouldn't be gathering at work...no?

[@suetaylor5186]

@@TheCrumble No gatherings but it's so difficult in the staff room.

[@twistandgo3414]

Welcome back LC oh, how we have missed thee! 👌👍

[@TheCrumble]

I have missed thee too my friend and shall miss thee everafter if thou dost leave me x

[@tomcrowther3913]

What happened to Crumble? I enjoy his mad rambles and too large a bike down winter trails thing.

[@motowoody66]

Of course we watched it all the way through, what else is there to do besides make another Tuna sandwich

[@davidgayford]

Hi Crumble it's Dave..Where's Dave?

[@TheCrumble]

Big Dave is tucked up suffering with the corona. He caught it whilst skiing in northern Italy the silly bastard.

[@allaboutkalergi5012]

We need you Crumble.....

[@davexs]

Great to hear your dolcet voice again. Another new phrase is ''Get back ya wanker'' We as human's will never change, sorry. We never learn from history and C-19 has shown the true colour of people. I'm all right Jack and not in my back yard springs to mind! On a lighter note I'm lovin the bike with the bargain Ebay Black widow system and the fact new PC Crumble lasted about 5-10 minutes....:D You did well on trails mate and yes I watched it all....Take care. Love ya from 2 metres away.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Dave! I'm distance loving you right back. I agree, i can't see us learning anything new. we're far too stupid to reflect and understand after all this.