United States Wars be like...

[@isaacdennis5412]

Taliban: “If we hide long enough they’ll just leave” US: *Leaves* Taliban: TOO EASY

[@WaterdogOnPC]

underrated strategy tbh

[@theconfusedmexican704]

Ay it worked well got bored and left

[@huntertrum3658]

Taliban: *Sometimes my genius is almost frightening*

[@GrubworldLinearMusicChannel]

*Presses the surrender button and leaves game

[@MikeHoncho-y3f]

Shit worked in vietnam

[@Opr9r]

Hilarious how many US wars were other countries’ civil wars

[@michamarkiewicz1642]

this is how politics work. Always in history the stronger countries took part in other countries civil wars and benefited from it. USA also benefits it

[@ghofranelaouar1164]

I was about to say the same thing.. ☠️

[@gmha23h]

​@@michamarkiewicz1642 да, когда речь идет о США, вы все так говорите. Но когда Россия влезла в Украину...

[@RadioactiveAutism]

Proxy wars make money and allies, unfortunately some of those allies turn into enemies. Cough* Taliban

[@KAIIPIRA]

Just the US moving its military-industrial complex, which is where its economy is based

[@erfandixon6236]

Gulf war ❌ Persian gulf war ✅

[@t.wcharles2171]

*2nd Persian Gulf War

[@Man77772]

Gulf war:✅

[@erfandixon6236]

@@Man77772 On the grave of American soldiers its also persian gulf war

[@Man77772]

@@erfandixon6236 Gulf War:❌

[@shovel662]

I’d argue that the war in Afghanistan was two wars in one. You have the initial invasion where the US nearly wiped out the Taliban, and you have the occupation that went nowhere.

[@mustang8206]

Yeah I agree. It's really the War in Afghanistan and then the occupation of Afghanistan. But because the only Americans that were occupying it was the military, and we didn't actually get anything from Afghanistan people call it one war.

[@أحمدعلي-و7ر5ع]

CRY

[@historyisawesome6399]

Okay did the ussr win in afghan when the ussr inavded the the defectors of the dra and the mujehedeen attempted to fight the ussr conventinaly they got massacred the soviet’s wiped out a entire airborne regiment in like a day and half yet they still lost the war eventually simmilar logic neither the ussr or usa got the long term political salution they wanted dispte preforming well militaraly

[@tristansolso1920]

@@أحمدعلي-و7ر5ع that statement definitely contributed to the conversation

[@midgetydeath]

An occupation is not a war.

[@ShepherdGuyIsHere]

"War is hell... my kinda hell." -Soldier TF2

[@elijahhamilton4097]

Holy fucking shit. The Somalia one. I’m there, like I’m literally there rn typing this watching this video. That shits insane

[@stylianospapadopoulos6139]

God bless you

[@timetogetfreakie]

God damn. Upmost respect for our soldiers. God bless our USA

[@MA_AIRSOFT]

That’s actually pretty funny Thank you for your service

[@Сасичлен666тотсамый]

Надеюсь ты не вернёшься

[@stylianospapadopoulos6139]

@@Сасичлен666тотсамый that's a very bad thing to say. He is a young man fighting for his country. Respect him even if he is an enemy.

[@teumisama]

2:02 Thanks for American Army from South Korea

[@hometownboy6537]

You're welcome, stay safe out there man!

[@minilla3842]

Glad to help we’ll always have your back 🇺🇸🇰🇷

[@glennyoungkindid9116]

Hey what happened on jeju island?

[@RealBadgerScrutiny]

You forget the whiskey rebellion, arguably the first American civil war

[@davidprice6172]

Or before that, Shay’s, however that was before the constitution, but arguably the reason the constitution was created.

[@undertaker1147]

Cold War is undoubtedly an American victory considering the Soviet Union collapsed (thanks to Metallica)

[@TuPanaColombia77549]

Nah el colapso soviético es gracias a Reagan

[@onestopman5843]

No man, the soviet union collapsed due to Ronald Reagan telling Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin wall in 1991. That was the end of the soviet union!

[@eddychong9477]

Future: United States in Star Wars

[@JohnDoe-wv7ep]

You forgot the US intervention against ISIS😣

[@pyruvicsynthase5879]

they invented the ISIS

[@michamarkiewicz1642]

@@pyruvicsynthase5879 they invented devil himself maybe

[@ian-Alex-2000]

@@pyruvicsynthase5879Blaming America for the crimes of ☪️. Did America make Mohammed r🦍 a 9 year old girl?

[@ian-Alex-2000]

@@pyruvicsynthase5879ISIS is a product of☪️, did America make Mohammed r🦍 a 9 year old girl?

[@Pigeon_z]

​@@pyruvicsynthase5879and fucked them up

[@creepspilla]

A beautiful take of early modern and modern history as always ❤

[@jacobplaya8917]

As a Filipino, we studied about the Philippine-American war from elementary up until high school. We learned a great deal about the United States invasion, occupation, and administration of our country from 1901 up until 1946. A lot of streets and places here were named after US presidents such as Taft and McKinley.

[@apollo4619]

Glad to see the ties between our nations mending as of late with Subic Bay planning to be reactivated should give the local area a nice boost to the economy (granted this is mainly because the PRC is trying to take all of yalls offshore territory) but regardless its good to see Filipino-U.S relations mending

[@mustang8206]

It's funny because America doesn't even care about the Philippine-American war 😂. We've done so much more during our history, during that time was WWI, WWII, the Great Depression, the roaring 20s, and the Golden Age of Hollywood. All things that America cares more about

[@AL-lh2ht]

@@mustang8206 Also it was kinda the most imperialistic and needlessly evil war the US ever fought

[@noco7243]

Based.

[@gewishworm4724]

​@@mustang8206 to be fair, American education sucks ass at doing anything good because of an over inflated bearuacracy and a board of educators who siphon all the millions of dollars that go into our education system.

[@polackwizerd]

Typically when you achieve your goal and the enemy signs a peace treaty (Paris Peace Accords) it means you won...

[@rafaelalodio5116]

This is in reference to what, Vietnam? Because if so the US 100% didn’t won, since the peace treaty was signed but North Vietnam achieved it’s goal, not the US, that’s why Vietnam was unified into a communist country and the capital city is called Ho Chi Minh City, not Saigon anymore.

[@GlidingZephyr]

-Mexican Border War United States: "Okay, fine. All of this land is under our direct jurisdiction, now." Mexico: "We're still going to move freely across the border, though. You know that right?" United States: "Fuck it. These were stupid wars, anyway." Mexico: "Yeah. Tequila?" United States: "Make it a double."

[@Soul03]

😂😂😂

[@paytondelaney8316]

The Afghanistan one hurt my soul. I best friend dead in that war and it felt like he died for nothing.

[@arturoseguel103]

Sorry brother 😔

[@keonyang3332]

One correction Vietnam was a bit more inconclusive on who "won," a peace agreement was signed in 1973 in France and the war officially ended, the only US forces that were there in South Vietnam was the US embassy in 1975. You can't end a conflict that had all parties made peace and start a new one and say you won the last conflict because you won the one you started.

[@gravygraves5112]

I agree with the technicality, the reason it's considered a loss for us though is we failed in our main objective to keep communism from spreading in Southern Asia and failed to come to the aid of Southern Vietnam when the north broke the treaty. Vietnam and the US are on pretty good terms now though and McDonalds has even opened up over there so in the end we really did win...

[@keonyang3332]

@@gravygraves5112 In that sense yes, the US did fail to stop the spread of communism to Vietnam losing the war against the spread of communism, but the US did not lose the ground war in Vietnam because the US wasn't at war with Vietnam (US involvement was between 1965-1973) in 1975 when Saigon fell. In all we are both right in our respective points.

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

@@keonyang3332It’s a U.S. long term political failure, BUT it was a U.S. political/military victory

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

​@gravygraves5112 a couple of these weren't quite accurate. Korean for example. The US and UN hit their goals in a complete south Korean state. In that regard it is a victory it was never the goal to unite all of Korea. Infact McArthur got sacked after he pushed to the yalu river and got China involved after he was told to not to.......then he wanted to drop 2 dozen nukes on China to make an irradiated "DMZ" in china......McArthur is the American monty....in love with his own legend and overated as hell. I would say the very famous photo of the Korean peninsula showing south Korea full of lights and life compared to an almost completely dark north Korea pretty much shows it was a victory. As far as Vietnam and afghanistan.......they were technically losses in the regard that we left.....even though we won all the battles. That's the problem with fighting irregular all you have to do is last longer then the stronger party till the opinions at home turn against the conflict (vietnam) or till you realize your goal will never happen and just decide to leave (afghanistan). Don't know how they ever planned to put democracy in place in a country where they literally ran into entire areas that thought they were still at war with the Russians 30 years after the Russians left......

[@keonyang3332]

@@enriqueperezarce5485 When politicians don't meddle in the military the military gets shit done. Desert Storm was one example.

[@feddyfazbrear]

“Goodbye Maria! I’m Off To Korea!” That Was Actually Awesome

[@dvs-n7e]

That was my grandmother's name and that actually happened

[@michamarkiewicz1642]

hello from Poland. We love U S and A in central europe for help that they gave us to get the independence from soviet russia

[@ian-Alex-2000]

Thanks man!🇺🇸

[@MrTibs-y3d]

Hello from U.S.A. ! We also love the Poles and their histories unquenchable thirst for independence and freedom!

[@seanwalters1977]

Poles are based, much love from USA

[@Teo_August]

From the Soviet Union, with love ❤

[@gmha23h]

First of all, Poland is Eastern Europe. Secondly, what "independence" are you talking about? At the moment Poland is a state dependent on the USA in NATO, just as it was dependent on the USSR in the Warsaw Pact.

[@PeppaSteppa44]

imagine someone breaks in your house and beats you up so you hide, and when they get tired of beating you up they leave and you come out. That is not winning lol

[@Sleepycollegestudent]

That’s how the Europeans beat the mongols

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

I'm American, but that is 100% the definition of winning. The NVA won their war. Clausewitz: "War is continuation of policy by other means." The US Policy in Vietnam was to guard South Vietnam. The North Vietnamese took control of the whole country in 1975. Therefore, the USA failed to accomplish its goal in Vietnam. The treaty in 1973 would have ended the war as a U.S. Victory, but the USA failed to enforce its treaty when North Vietnam broke it. On the other hand, the occupation of Iraq is (at least so far) a victory for the USA and the current Iraqi government. The Iraqi Army is disciplined and skilled, and they have been successfully fighting ISIS and keeping them down.

[@sgtroach1510]

@@pavelthefabulous5675as an American let me educate you the nva took control of south Vietnam in 1975 because there was no longer any U.S presents since 1973 when they left the war

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

@@sgtroach1510 Yes. The US withdrawal was a strategic mistake, and it led to a total political defeat. The USA also withheld its aid and air support for South Vietnam, which sped up its defeat even faster. Victory is defined by political results, not casualties inflicted on the enemy or battles won against the enemy. Who do you think won the American Revolution?

[@sgtroach1510]

@@pavelthefabulous5675 yeah but it wasn’t a political defeat on the other spectrum or strategic error they military withdrew from Vietnam because they were ordered too by U.S citizens and victory means if you can beat the other military completely not by waiting for them to leave

[@FDWL024]

1:03 based oversimplified reference

[@renevalice3056]

Adding up most of the us casualities, the American civil war would still exceed them combined 😬😞🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@belegthoron8603]

2:30 Why is there a chilean "huaso" (cowboy) in the US invasion of Panamá? Lol

[@acodreanu235]

I guess he confused with the 1885 Panama crisis.

[@belegthoron8603]

@@acodreanu235 Yeah, I also thought about that.

[@cristhianferreyra1563]

Is a random inmigrante. 🗿

[@greywolf7206]

2:25 Brazilian wojak spotted...

[@bunnycaje8104]

Who?

[@sirilluminarthevaliant2895]

Afghanistan was supposed to get rid of Al queda. The conflict with the Taliban was third party so technically U.S. victory. Victory being defined as accomplishing the set objectives

[@SaintsSpecOps]

3:17 ayyy i conflict i participated in

[@sonmaianh7686]

My father took part in the Vietnam war. He got many medals. Amongst them are 2 medals which each required you to kill at least 2 US soldiers.

[@thesuperghost]

Same bro

[@MayBeSomething]

By my count, the W-L-T scoreboard says "1776 - 0 - 1812." Your psychotic hat says, hello!

[@dragonlord498]

mwhahahahaahahahaha

[@justindyches5510]

Easy there bud, no need for the war crimes eh?

[@kirby4077]

Are you by chance familiar with the unsubscribe podcast, the fat electrician, and habitual linecrosser?

[@someasiandude4797]

Ngl the marine hymn should be playing during the Barbary wars

[@hanz1531]

I'm gonna be honest, but the Transition of Music from the Pig War to the American Civil War was smooth ngl. Edit: Just found out that the Music used for the Pig War and American Civil War was made by the same Band.

[@FART674xbox]

1:00 for anyone wondering

[@ageofdarkness6628]

So weird to think of the USA losing a war to Algeria of all places

[@steelwolf4259]

All because of a stupid diplomat

[@TheyAreHere2]

Just taking advantage of the newborn nation, it was paid back in the Barbary Wars.

[@Baconcatboy]

The U.S wasn't exactly a military superpower yet to be fair and South America wasn't exactly what it is now. I guess it makes sense.

[@Wopfgbcd]

@@BaconcatboyAlgeria is in Africa tho? Don’t know the context of the war but why mention South America?

[@therussianfurry]

@@Baconcatboy Algeria isn'[t in south america? it's in north africa

[@brandonpuryear1543]

Forgot the war on drugs. Victory Drugs

[@OperatorJackal]

war on drugs is still going

[@alexanderryan1176]

war on poverty. victory poverty.

[@MaximusRequiem]

bro pointed out the stupid Pig not War and not the fucking Souix. Custer, Crazy Horse and Sitting bull are spinning in their graves, along with Terry, Benteen and Reno

[@scaryalbino8807]

Cry me a river... or a trail

[@josh5dude]

Honestly, with Iraqi Freedom, I’d chalk that up to a victory (regardless of morality or necessity of intervention in that theatre). Their security forces actually stood somewhat of a chance against ISIL/ ISIS when they came marching in. Their country still stands with an organized government. The withdrawal plan under Obama was far better than the one that Biden enacted. Unlike Iraq, Afghanistan is back to square one.

[@ejmazzi1499]

I love how the only ones I had heard of (besides Afghanistan and Iraq) were relatively successful.

[@SergioCheco25]

Forgot the war on drugs: 1968-Now. Winner, no one.

[@joemichigan4945]

I would argue drugs are the winner

[@Man77772]

Winner:CIA

[@sabresergal8989]

*Inconclusive

[@Hiro-dz9pq]

Heisenberg

[@terrypennington2519]

Winner: The cartels, since cutting into the supply of a product that's in demand, doesn't actually make the demand go away. It just makes the demand even higher, which increases the value of the product more, and thus, the cartel profits more off their products than had the government not declare a war on drugs. The caveat is the risk of the Law catching you, but that's not a problem for people who know how to hide from them, and have been doing this line of work for over half a century

[@cameroonkendrick6312]

It’s honestly a bad idea for America to be an isolationist because every time that happens, a giant war breaks out

[@kakenboltorcher]

YANKEE DOOODLE CAME TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONYYYY STUCK A FEATHER ON HIS HAT AND CALLED IT MACARONIIIII

[@ZeusAmun-pt9dc]

Pretty sure we didn't fight in a few of those mentioned

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Yeah, was wondering why the Russian civil war was in here

[@patrickdixon3512]

No we did send troops there

[@thetoasterinyourbathtub1086]

The US actually was fairly involved in The Russian Civil War fighting The Red Army. They sent 5000 US servicemen over into Russia. Around 344 men were killed/died of disease.

[@TheWarriorScholarTWS]

@@thetoasterinyourbathtub1086yeah we totally got our asses kicked and hid it well.

[@ian-Alex-2000]

@@TheWarriorScholarTWSReally? I seem to recall Gorbachev tearing down the soviet union after Ronald Reagan ordered him to.

[@frederickkeeslar1761]

Pretty accurate, My degrees in history. We were involved in a all of these conflicts. The Russia one was kind of weird because we supported Nicolas. But I’ll tell you one he left out. The Michigan Ohio war, in the peace negotiations Michigan got the upper peninsula From the Wisconsin territory.

[@commanderboom2626]

Those rat bastards. That’s our hat. Now Wisconsin has one mitten and no hat while Michigan has one mitten and a hat that isn’t on its head.

[@King_Elliott]

Teacher: leaves room Girls: get work done Boys: 0:32

[@H_whit99]

I’m not saying right or wrong, but one thing people don’t understand about wars is, it’s really about being the global power. The world power is only the power because of there capacity to commit violence at a global scale. Besides money for the industrial complex, there’s some of it to show countries they are still the global power and you should follow us (accurate or not) some wars are fought to show the power is still the top military, some for strategic purposes, some for money. At the end of the day I think military power is what makes you the super power. Different things make your military strong like industrial base, population, technology, but at the end of the day global super power is decided by one thing. Military power.

[@H_whit99]

WW3 will be fought for the new world order. It’s being laid out in front of us before our eyes. No matter the propaganda reasons each country involved tells their citizens imo it’s about the new world order vs the old.

[@yogeshkumar102]

bro really forgot the Usa involvement in the 1971 indo pak war

[@JBTriple8]

1:24 the War that made us a Superpower a Blessing and Curse

[@bellmane45]

Cursed, how?

[@JBTriple8]

@@bellmane45 because were corrupt AF with both Parties and we act like being a Military Power we lost the Vietnam and Iraq War but pretend we didn't because of "Main Character" Energy.

[@Xiacles]

The Americans invaded the Philippines breaking their promise to help the Pilipinos to be independent​@@bellmane45

[@beatboxbuggi6884]

People who call America “the country that doesn’t win wars” really crack me up. Just cuz politicians starved our forces out of a few recent wars doesn’t mean we can’t whoop anyone anytime anywhere

[@Sernival]

the US can kill a lot of people but they've often failed succeeding in their objectives, is the problem, irl geopolitics are more complicated than the movies

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

I’d rather people underestimate America then overestimate it

[@gewishworm4724]

Better for everyone to be arrogant in their tiny understanding of history and assume little of us than understand the reality of the Military Industrial complex.

[@IbnRushd-mv3fp]

You need to get your own ass whooped buddy, you guys need to realize you've been blessed with very little hardship in your own lives if you guys had to balls you have online IRL you wouldn't be living in a clown show.

[@_Sasori_-fk1gh]

@@gewishworm4724 True I’m actually terrified by the USA. Nobody holds a candle to it when it comes to starting proxy wars, massacres or acting as a beacon of morality?

[@gettyfanatic8860]

1:53 let’s keep it cool and spy on each other…and we both got atom bombs

[@whatever-it-takes]

02:25 I liked the point that you put bark at the moon

[@Gergington]

1:03 oversimplified reference!?

[@SovTheCherub]

No that’s actually what they said

[@Gergington]

@@SovTheCherubok

[@CollinRezac]

You forgot the war against isis which we won in like 1/2 of a year

[@gmha23h]

...just arriving when they had already been almost destroyed by Russian troops.

[@210Caveman26]

Korean War should *technically* be ongoing: ceasefire instead of 'inconclusive'.

[@jables9229]

>US Wars >Uses theme song of British agent James Bond for Cold War Also, hot take: Run through the jungle is a better CCR Vietnam song than Fortunate Son

[@MitchellGustafson]

My great-great grandfather fought in the Utah War to keep polygamy alive. His sons fought in the Mexican American border war to keep polygamy alive.

[@sirDandyGent70x7]

You forgot the beaver wars

[@NewWayFS]

And Dakota Wars

[@user-sbs2012]

You forgot about operation uphold democracy which was when the United States invaded Haiti.

[@Coby000]

0:14 Ottoman Algiers***

[@NinjaCuberr]

This was very informational. Thank you!

[@safwanaw-osman7234]

U forgot Op Gothic Serpent

[@Leatherhead1225]

2:30: Why does this actually fit very good for a reboot MWIII X X-Men crossover sequence?...

[@lanceleader163]

Trillions of dollars and thousands of irreplaceable young men and women… 😢 War is Hell.

[@MTF-ALPHA1]

I am an American Samoan, born in america and I never learned of the second Samoan civil war, thanks for this vid bro

[@Izvitoy]

World War 1 (1914-1918) US Victory... YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT, BROTHER RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅

[@wellno7179]

The US only fought in WW1 for a year, the entente powers did all of the fighting, not the US.

[@JJake993]

@@wellno7179HELL YEAH AMERICA 🇺🇸 🦅

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

@wellno7179 The US entry turned the tide of war. The Germans were on the brink of victory in 1917. Then they provoked us. A year later, the war was won.

[@MarikHavair]

@@wellno7179 And only the US gained anything of value, now that's a called winning. "Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." - Tzun'Mutherfuckin' Sue bitch!

[@wolfypilot]

@@wellno7179 only took us a year to sort that out. you're welcome

[@skorpthememer1601]

"Cuz God gave me you for the ups and downs..." Ah, I get it. Assad's emails to his wife.

[@angbandsbane]

You couldn't use any other song for Vietnam lol (though adding another CCR song for Laos was a easant surprise)

[@varietywiarrior]

War of 1812: "inconclusive" I dunno, man, I'm still drinking coffee instead of tea, sooooo...

[@SoulsLink-k8x]

are you stupid or something?

[@magesalmanac6424]

Why am I just now learning About the invasion of Panama? I swear they don’t teach anything in school 😰

[@Reiner547]

Yeah not learning our military history is bad Especially since we won

[@callsigndisciple626]

we did learn it in school. You are either an idiot or went to a terrible school.

[@Oldundead9491]

Theres like 7 wars here i never heard of, but thats prob my fault for skipping classes every day.

[@someboi4505]

Too modern and too hyper specific. I mean the point of most of these classes is to teach you about historical politics and it gets murky in the modern era. I barely remember a thing past Vietnam in school

[@someboi4505]

@@Oldundead9491 Nope, just seven wars you'd only learn online. Trust me, the internet'll teach you better than the school system ever will

[@kinocorner976]

American-Algerian War Algerians: “Ha, victor- Why do I hear boss music?” Thomas Jefferson: “You touched our boats…”

[@dawnzierleyn5131]

2:08 we would have won if the politicians didn’t makes us pull out cause we won like every single battle in Vietnam.

[@deewillis2170]

*Technically*, the US did practically crush the NVA and VC during the Tet Offensive, and that was such a decisive victory that the North Vietnamese signed a treaty and stopped fighting for quite a while as they needed to rebuild and re-arm themselves. However, reporters at the time claimed the Tet Offensive was a major US defeat, with inflated casualty rates, and this, along with knowledge of the corruption in South Vietnamese government becoming more widespread, tainted public opinion about the war so much more than it already was that even a pro-war fellow like Nixon was over it. His "Vietnamisation" plan slowly but surely withdrew nearly all US troops by 1972, and by the time the North Vietnamese punched through to Saigon in 1975, America was busy dealing with what became a major energy crisis and in no way willing to intervene any further than evacuation.

[@Man77772]

The NVA could barley hold onto their objectives for more than a day or two

[@joesomebody3365]

Interesting list, I didn't know about a couple of these. Towards the end though it's a bit odd that you list the "second" intervention in Somalia's civil war but not the first.

[@JT-bm8tq]

Unpopular opinion: in the long run, the U.s. technically won Vietnam. Not only did the U.S. inflict 6x the causalities, but Vietnam is easily one of the top contributors to capitalism in 2024 in which their GDP relies 80% on the USD. I count that as a long term W

[@AngryGrape1337]

Other countries: “This is my war.” USA: “What a coincidence, I was just about to say the same thing!”

[@tinman9738]

What about the Banana wars or the Rum War?

[@BossVolt]

0:27 Well ackshually the British won that

[@follower1812]

Nu uh

[@BossVolt]

@follower1812 Yuh huh

[@Da_Crimsonghxst83]

What about the salvadoran civil war?

[@tinman9738]

@@Da_Crimsonghxst83 Good question. It probably falls under the Cold War category. We didn’t really fight in the Salvadoran Civil war (so far as we know officially 😉). We provided the government with intelligence, all the money it wanted, and supplies. Only 1 American military personnel died from assassination. If we were to include them we would have to include every Latin American country we had a spy war or did a coup against. If you want to know more research operation Condor.

[@actionsonobj]

Music choices on point

[@beaupiotrowski5192]

taliban only won because America got bored and dipped, and Iraq got demolished, tf you mean "inconclusive"

[@keyboardcommando7000]

For real we did exactly what we said we were going to do in Iraq idk why they said inconclusive

[@TheSublimeEmir]

@@keyboardcommando7000idk man sure Saddam was toppled but it just created more terrorists, and in the end a bunch of Americans and Iraqis died in a bloodbath. Not really clear US victory

[@seanwalters1977]

We just aren't good at nation building, is what it is.

[@safwanaw-osman7234]

Ye, you won in the 2003 invasion, but the resulting insurgency was a clusterfuck.​@@keyboardcommando7000

[@justindyches5510]

We are fantastic at nation building. The problem is we choose to build Nations and Nations that do not want our help, Iraq never wanted democracy. Neither did Afghanistan. You were never going to build anything in those countries that was going to last​@@seanwalters1977

[@tr45hc4n6]

You also forgot all of times people touched our boats. . .

[@jonathanoriley8260]

The Hillary Emails... on god 😂😂

[@StudyBuddy-jj5pb]

Wow, Superpower helping one side in civil war, WOW never heard of it.

[@ssilent8202]

Wrong Mexican-American war was a victory for the Lone Star Republic of Texas

[@Mauro_Calleros08]

Do you know why that war took place? The Mexican government wanted to populate Texas and California since almost no one lived there, so they allowed some Americans to work those lands.

[@Mauro_Calleros08]

On the condition that they spoke Spanish and were Catholic. But the gringos did not care about these laws, they populated Texas without control and wanted to become independent. But it was already a plan of the United States.

[@someboi4505]

Wouldn't that be the Texas revolution? Like this is a separate conflict

[@Mauro_Calleros08]

@@someboi4505 It is not the same conflict, but it is related. The United States had wanted Texas and California for a long time, so it took advantage of the opportunity that the Mexican government had given to landowners to work those lands. It sent its own citizens to carry out its plan.

[@someboi4505]

@@Mauro_Calleros08 Yeah but you’re forgetting about the nearly decade long independence of Texas. Sure they’re linked but it’s still not the same war

[@matthewsherman2002]

MQ-1C Grey Eagle mentioned!!!

[@mustang8206]

It's really the War in Afghanistan and then the occupation of Afghanistan

[@GermanEmpiremapping557]

What about the war of drugs in Mexico

[@follower1812]

Where not sending ground troops in Mexico ...... yet

[@GermanEmpiremapping557]

@@follower1812 say your trump voter without saying your trump voter no insult

[@matthewjones39]

@@GermanEmpiremapping557what?

[@Reiner547]

Is still on Or just inconclusive wich ever you want

[@seanwalters1977]

Still ongoing

[@JawsFan27]

Needs the Banana wars and the Korean expedition in the 1870s.

[@emcoulter4459]

Glad you used Dixieland and not some Yankee nonsense for the War Between the States.

[@tau-5794]

Deo Vindice

[@NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE]

Look a lost cause widow 😂

[@GeoffreyBronson]

Counting an awful lot of coalition wars as personal victories there bud

[@warhawk4494]

Every war we lost was because of politicians.

[@tristansolso1920]

Mainly because insurgency wars are not really possible to win

[@Bluesonofman]

@@tristansolso1920(/they/)(/are/)(/you/)(/just/)(/have/)(/to/)(/be/)(/willing/)(/to/)(/recolonize/)(/when/)(/you/)(/are/)(/done./)

[@djionmustard5921]

Every war you won was because of politicians too this is the biggest nothing statement you could have possibly made on this topic

[@callsigndisciple626]

insurgency wars are very difficult to win. Even the Soviet Union lost in Afghanistan.

[@DarkBowserr]

or it wasn’t any of our business

[@SugarMint225]

For the Philippine-American War and Moro Rebellion, there are movies such as Heneral Luna, El Presidente, Goyo, and Amigo.

[@Varner410]

God the part with Taliban victory hit me in the guy. I wasted my 2013 over there

[@Oldundead9491]

I bet sand is warm and soft like a kitty

[@djmars1983]

Blame the Obama Administration and war fatigue brought on by post hurricane Katrina America

[@djmars1983]

And now that we got a hurricane that was 10 times as worse

[@JohnSmith-pm4ul]

Cold War was a USA W! If not, where is the Soviet Union

[@bostonhockeykid]

Good point

[@borisslavk01nolastname91]

3:13 I don't get the "war crimes" and "wholesome" emails

[@1gomes307]

Assad sent love emails to his wife and refuse to cheat on her.

[@elijahtiemens5532]

Hillary Clinton’s emails documented all her sus shit during her time as Sec of State. Assad’s leaked emails were very dry, and included him sending stuff like “I ♥️ U” messages to his wife.

[@badart3204]

There’s a Hillary email where it describes that she proposed doing illegal things to people in a meeting of which the military guys laughed until they realized she was serious.

[@somedude9383]

Assad's emails where full of love letters and memes he was sending to his wife

[@billclinton5661]

And Hillary emails were full of corruption and her betrayel of American troops in Syria and how her inaction led to multiple US deaths

[@angrypredator2704]

What about the 1954 war against mutated giant ants? Or the 1996 war against the aliens in 15-mile wide ships?

[@Sina.575]

Algeria beat the us ? I think we may have read different versions of the Barbary wars..

[@Reiner547]

The algerian one is before the Barbary wars

[@Reiner547]

We placed a puppet there but deposed him in exchange of hostages

[@Sina.575]

@@Reiner547 oh. okay thanks for letting me know

[@Necracudda]

I do have to disagree with the Vietnam war one, yes North Vietnam claimed south Vietnam in the end, But the U.S. had pulled out at that point after bombing the crap outta north Vietnam and getting them to sign a cease fire (Paris Peace Accords) which was signed in Jan 73, Two years later after the U.S. left south Vietnam lost in April 75. Historically it is a “Loss” but the U.S. wasn’t directly involved at that point anymore.

[@carlosalanlopezbriseno8987]

Does'nt matter if you disagree, America wanted to stop the spread of communism in Vietnam and failed.

[@Chance_Rice]

0:28 Nah we won🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@TheSublimeEmir]

goes hard

[@Chance_Rice]

Canadians are just fake Americans, they are just an bunch of loyalists(French Canadians don't count)

[@djionmustard5921]

Lmao which country had the building their leader lives in get torched? Who sued for peace?

[@InhertiaPink-t7n]

@@landonray9517No, because the so called ‘secondary’ objective still failed. Don’t try and push it to the side here, Americans marched into the Canadian capital and burnt down the Canadian parliament. It was a waste of time and resources for America as much as it was for Britain. The result of the war was inconclusive.

[@thoubosen2779]

me when I lie

[@GhostLink92]

The fact that I haven't even heard of half these wars is a bit of a failing on our education system.

[@KohanKilletz]

You definitely have Teddy down as a super Chad

[@EzraCassis]

Don’t worry America is gonna get their time back

[@joj9750]

1:26 never thought I’d see Filipinos and Moro peoples depicted as Wojak’s

[@HUMAN22486]

We didn't lose the war in Afghanistan we just left after some time.(We completed most of our objectives)

[@abasmkl3880]

urghmmm we didn't lose the war in Vietnam we just left so we didn't lose urghmmm

[@matthewjones39]

@@abasmkl3880We did win. A peace treaty was signed, and U.S. forces withdrew. Then north Vietnam broke the terms of the treaty.

[@abasmkl3880]

@@matthewjones39 💀🙏🙏🙏😭

[@emanuel3617]

False advertisement! Petition to change the name Cold War to just "cold" no "slightly refreshing event"

[@АндрейМилошевич]

🦅 🇺🇸 🔥 💪 ❤