This is maybe my favorite bible verse "I hereby command you Be strong and courageos; Do not be frightened or dismayed For the Lord your God Is with you wherever you go" Joshua 1:9
@olekcholewa81719 ай бұрын
Hallelujah
@AwesomeIII9 ай бұрын
"I hate divorce" - God
@somedude93839 ай бұрын
Same here
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG9 ай бұрын
@@AwesomeIII Corrigeme si me equivoco ¿Jesús no había dicho que el divorcio estaba permitido si uno de ellos era adultero?
@tzar93959 ай бұрын
@@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG You are correct.
@uberfeel9 ай бұрын
You forgot the "Virgin Ba'als prophets vs Chad Elijah" moment in the bible.
@angbandsbane9 ай бұрын
That one would be Elijah with a troll face saying "Call a little louder, maybe Ba'al is asleep."
@killianmiller61079 ай бұрын
That whole story is like 1 Kings 18:20-39 😀 40 😦
@SilverEvans9 ай бұрын
Average Baal fan vs Average Jehoavah Enjoyer.
@clonecommanderrex85429 ай бұрын
@@SilverEvansYahweh* not jehoavah
@kaykhosrow32639 ай бұрын
@@SilverEvansboth semitic
@MakeLoveNotWar6879 ай бұрын
Thank you brother your lesson was very Enjoyable
@despairotaku9 ай бұрын
DAMN
@PatrickKniesler9 ай бұрын
God bless!
@TheCrusaderReturns9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much fren :)
@marcojimenez16959 ай бұрын
Lord have mercy, a hundo just like that 😅😅😅
@zanly50398 ай бұрын
WOAHHHHHHH 100
@xSephironx9 ай бұрын
Ecclesiastes: *lights cigarette* listen here young man...
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz9 ай бұрын
Yup, one of the most depressed sounding of the books, and that's saying something.
@xSephironx9 ай бұрын
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz I just see it as a realistic understanding of the world and how to cope with it. Unfortunately our situation is depressing but we shouldn't let that bother us, because we have God
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz9 ай бұрын
@@xSephironx True.
@arcturus47629 ай бұрын
Basically the whole book is “Yeah, you see that? It’s worthless. Only God matters.”
@deadboltzz51999 ай бұрын
@@arcturus4762Amen John 3:16
@JustinCage569 ай бұрын
I recommend all Christians to read the Bible. Watching summaries is fine on the surface level, but it's best to read it first hand regardless.
@marvalice34559 ай бұрын
Currently reading one chapter per day of the old testament, the gospels, and the rest of the new testament
@JustinCage569 ай бұрын
@@marvalice3455 I'm doing it 15 minutes before bed. Or, when I'm at the gym!
@marvalice34559 ай бұрын
@@JustinCage56 let us pray for each other that we stay strong:)
@JustinCage569 ай бұрын
@@marvalice3455 Amen, brother!!!!
@dantereinhardt69119 ай бұрын
Exactly how I came to quit being christian.
@postmodernguava95189 ай бұрын
All the Pauline Epistles can be summed up as "It's a good thing God's patience is infinite, because _my_ patience with you clowns is wearing thin."
@primecoconut42048 ай бұрын
lmao as a Catholic that pretty much sums up everything that he wrote in his letters
@KaiserNightcoreMusic8 ай бұрын
i second Paul on this so hard.
@andreasviken29495 ай бұрын
I saw a comment on a different video about this. It was like "Imagine if Paul was alive today and he saw the state of Christianity. 1 Americans 1-10: [Dear father in heaven where do I even begin....-]
@electric11505 ай бұрын
@@andreasviken2949I believe someone head would fly 🪰
@CanadianGamer.0126 күн бұрын
@@andreasviken2949Lmao more like 1 Most of Humanity 1:1 [What have you guys been DOING WHILE I WAS GONE]
@LXRY9 ай бұрын
0:40 Never thought I'd see biblical kings protrayed as soyjacks but its fitting
@cpegg58409 ай бұрын
Especially when you read into how evil and disastrous the reigns of both Rehoboam and Jeroboam were.
@reisen92359 ай бұрын
I was about to comment on this too lol I suppose it proves that reddit mentality has existed long before the Internet
@matteop7009 ай бұрын
Your interpretation of Jn 16:7 is very infantile. Why? Well, 1) Jesus will send the Conforter. The conforter is Muhammad. So Jesus is God✅ 2) I will send him....in roughly 600 years, sorry the delay :/
@RenanGuilherme-xn5gj9 ай бұрын
@@Soyebakhtar0105 The conforter is the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ.
@SecureInMyHead6 ай бұрын
@@matteop700ah yes, the holy trinity: the Father, the Son and that one random Ismael descendant from very far away that teaches the opposite of what his god actually wanted from his people.
@tarikbugrad9 ай бұрын
i was born in tarsus where st paul actually born
@habibi_sport3129 ай бұрын
How many Christians are still in Adana region? Are there many? And do they speak Greek, Turkish, Arabic, or Syriac?
@tarikbugrad9 ай бұрын
@@habibi_sport312 im living in istanbul rn but i can say there is a lot of christian villages (armenian and greek) in tarsus
@DM5550Z9 ай бұрын
@@tarikbugradGood. Turkey is responsible for genocide yet no one holds them accountable! Good to know some villages persist
@GreaseBall-9 ай бұрын
nice pfp
@korelore88419 ай бұрын
Is a touristic place? How is living there?
@pantarhei1589 ай бұрын
Based Christianity ✝️
@عليياسر-ف4ن9ك9 ай бұрын
Jesus: His monotheism then became paganism, the Holy Spirit, the servant angel whose narrator, God, cannot mention his name with God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@marvalice34559 ай бұрын
@user-fl5mq9kp7g this is unreadable
@royaltyillia13569 ай бұрын
@@عليياسر-ف4ن9كwhat are you saying
@timebundle9 ай бұрын
thats the old testament, so everything there is judaism not christianity.
@marvalice34559 ай бұрын
@@timebundle no.
@harrisonwykoff18139 ай бұрын
Absolutely based and Christ-pilled.
@Ollyatlas7 ай бұрын
The only pill we need Red and blue come from satan
@dustydd5 ай бұрын
When they say based on what simple say based on the world of god friend.
"Im sleeping with fishes here" Haven't heard that song in years lol
@stone87959 ай бұрын
I appreciate you recognized all 73 books. Thank you.
@pearlgirl78269 ай бұрын
2:46 “Greetings, this is Paul” This how I be saying hello to my friends
@FillTheCanvas4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you!!! :)
@BarsusDraco7 ай бұрын
Based Jeremiah. Instead of being angry, judging and stuff, he politely tells everyone that there is always a path to restoration, no matter how many sins one may commit.
@KhangGetsStuckInThePast9 ай бұрын
Holy Bible - Best book in the world
@IbelieveinGod4839 ай бұрын
Quran's a close 2nd
@user-gwksb719vakBma9 ай бұрын
@@IbelieveinGod483 nuh uh
@sepure28599 ай бұрын
@@user-gwksb719vakBmaQuran is the best book not Bible
@user-gwksb719vakBma9 ай бұрын
@@sepure2859 its the best book to wipe my ass after taking a shit
@valvewesman58019 ай бұрын
I prefer books written by nonpedophiles who dont lie and wage war @@sepure2859
@joshflinchbaugh58669 ай бұрын
I've been reading the Bible (73 books) for the first time daily for the past 310-ish days. I just finished the Old Testament and 3/4 of the Gospels. I only have a few chapters of Proverbs, Luke, and the rest of the New Testament. It's been a crazy journey.
@ejplayz75776 ай бұрын
W man
@electric11505 ай бұрын
Do you apply them as well
@joshflinchbaugh58665 ай бұрын
@@electric1150 I do my best and examining one's conscience everyday with the help of the Holy Spirit points out where God is working in you and where you need more of God's grace in.
@electric11505 ай бұрын
@@joshflinchbaugh5866 That is correct answer. Be blessed even more my brother in Christ 🙏
@joshflinchbaugh58665 ай бұрын
@@electric1150 Thank you, likewise 🙏
@canuckcrusader50379 ай бұрын
Tobit sends his son Tobias to marry Sarah, and when Tobias returns to his father Raphael cures Tobit’s blindness. The rest is absolutely perfect.
@raphaelschneeweiss25029 ай бұрын
Thank you thank you!
@TheCrusaderReturns9 ай бұрын
Yeah I knew I was going to get something wrong.
@levkrinitskych18 ай бұрын
@@TheCrusaderReturns Are you Catholic?
@craigthebrute60329 ай бұрын
The Ten Commandments (original) soundtrack is actually straight fire. If any of you haven’t listened to the high quality version, definitely give it an ear on KZbin.
@Redneckkratos9 ай бұрын
Christ is King
@theleetworldbest9 ай бұрын
Iuppiter Optimus Maximus rex est!
@human.j.vitor99818 ай бұрын
Amen
@Just_An_Anglican_Bro7 ай бұрын
indeed
@Negev-Israel7 ай бұрын
Waiting for the Abdul to comment that Al-Lah is the real God 😂
@wenterinfaer16566 ай бұрын
Opium of the people.
@everythingthrice8 ай бұрын
Did not expect to see Tobit, Judith, Baruch, or Maccabees included here
@roarkkaufman93396 ай бұрын
Well they're in the Bible
@Toetalwar6 ай бұрын
we gotta be ecumenical m8. or something.
@carlpittenger6 ай бұрын
it seems OP is roman catholic, but yea the deuterocanon was considered scripture by the 7 ecumenical councils
@valentinomnguni34206 ай бұрын
@@roarkkaufman9339 I don't see Tobit in my Bible
@roarkkaufman93396 ай бұрын
@@valentinomnguni3420 Your Bible is missing a few books then.
@ivanstrydom84179 ай бұрын
The Word: ''Love The Lord your God with your entire heart, entire soul and entire being. Love one another as you love yourself.'' Protestants, Catholics, Orthodox, Copts : ''But I don't know their books!'' The Word: ''Did I stutter or something?''
@bigstunna20499 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video I've literally never heard of tobit until now
@gabem42089 ай бұрын
based Deuterocanon includer
@olekcholewa81719 ай бұрын
Based complete Bible
@radtrad-td5lc9 ай бұрын
based fully divinely inspired Bible
@MtCarmel12519 ай бұрын
based entire Catholic Bible in all its glory
@CuntDku9 ай бұрын
@@MtCarmel1251he’s forgotten 1 and 2nd Enoch, the gospel of Thomas, the apocalypse of Paul, the gospel of Mary Magdalene, the gospel of Judas, the protoevangelium of saint james, 3rd and 4th maccabees, the secret book of John, and the book of two principles HOW COULD HE??
@esotericsadgirl9 ай бұрын
@@CuntDkuwhat
@thoughtlessroamer9 ай бұрын
BRO HE GOT ALL 73 LETS GOOOOOO
@DoctorDewgong9 ай бұрын
It's over Lutherbros...
@christ_mark9 ай бұрын
💪💪🙌🙌
@luisrivera96389 ай бұрын
AMEN 😼@@DoctorDewgong
@tjbol9 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ says there’s only the Law (Torah,) Prophets (Ne’evim,) and Psalms (Ketuvim,) in Luke 24:44. The traditional Tanakh (Old Testament) that the Jew and Jesus Christ read and recognized as scripture was 66 books. The apocrypha was *never* recognized as scripture.
@thoughtlessroamer9 ай бұрын
@@tjbol then why was it recognized as scripture by oh, all of Christianity until the 1500s?
@edgarbanuelos64729 ай бұрын
Well damn. I need a complete Bible
@PatrickKniesler9 ай бұрын
Imagine interpreting the whole Bible in this format.
@DLTRN13699 ай бұрын
Get a Catholic Holy Bible, 73 books included.
@TheGreatLlamaJockey9 ай бұрын
As a Bible enjoyer if you’re going the catholic route I suggest a Douay Rheims version, if you go the Protestant route I recommend the KJV or NKJV if you don’t like reading in ‘ye olde English’.
@edgarbanuelos64729 ай бұрын
@@DLTRN1369 I had one as a kid. Probably stowed somewhere in the attic
@Summarcheo9 ай бұрын
get a jerusalem bible! or a crampon.
@Summarcheo9 ай бұрын
massive W for including the deutoronomical canon
@baldwinthefourth40989 ай бұрын
You sir are based for including the Deuterocanon.
@adude8499 ай бұрын
I mean he is Catholic and Catholics had 73 compared to 63 of prots
@r.connor92809 ай бұрын
I was wondering where the extra pages came from
@Kwisatz-Chaderach9 ай бұрын
@@r.connor9280They aren't extra 😆
@baldwinthefourth40989 ай бұрын
@@r.connor9280 They weren't "extra", they are the correct Canon. The protestants removed them.
@onsolidrockistand70289 ай бұрын
@@adude849 66.
@LEWIS_sanders_99 ай бұрын
if religions are stories and stories have themes then Christianity's theme is forgiveness
@CheekiScrubb9 ай бұрын
well you're not wrong there
@LEWIS_sanders_99 ай бұрын
@@CheekiScrubb i like to think of every religion having its own story, like how aztec mythology is debt
@GermanConquistador089 ай бұрын
@@LEWIS_sanders_9- As a Mexican, I'd say debt was a near foreign concept to the Aztecs. It's a similar redemption through sacrifice that Christianity has. All religions ultimately point to the same direction.
@CHRISTOSANESTI20239 ай бұрын
@@GermanConquistador08its because they are all incomplete understandings of God for good or ill, only Christ can offer salvation
@عليياسر-ف4ن9ك9 ай бұрын
Jesus: Then why do you mention God and Gabriel? Who will be with you in your grave? Is it God or Gabriel? @@CHRISTOSANESTI2023
@toweringhorse20549 ай бұрын
I appreciate that you included the dutercannonical books
@DeptalJexus5 ай бұрын
- Loses family and wealth. - Named "Job". now I'm enlightened.
@jonashartman30599 ай бұрын
Dude....love the use of classic Veggietales in here! I still listen when I have the time. Great job on the video!
@EmnM20109 ай бұрын
Thank you for using the Veggie Tales pop song from Jonah. Very good.
@emmawinnie44319 ай бұрын
When he keeps all 73 books 🙏
@crazydonkey4209 ай бұрын
Enoch? 😂😂
@efnoro13368 ай бұрын
@@crazydonkey420 Enoch is a fake book.
@mr21stallion7 ай бұрын
I love this, the music choices and wojaks were perfect each time
@CallsignKerygma9 ай бұрын
I was actually watching Christian TikTok compilations so this was perfect timing!
@Pyromaniac-man9 ай бұрын
✝️ amen brother 👍
@AmericanImperium17769 ай бұрын
Nice pfp 👍
@CallsignKerygma9 ай бұрын
@@AmericanImperium1776 thank you!
@AmericanImperium17769 ай бұрын
@@CallsignKerygma No problem.
@mateuszkrytyk57119 ай бұрын
Top 10 new methods of touching kids ?
@philippedesruisseaux56219 ай бұрын
Praise God!!! God bless you brother
@ariljacott18229 ай бұрын
I like how 99% of the bible mainly contains human stories .... Unlike other.."religious" books
@88amona9 ай бұрын
I love the soundtrack for this one.
@DarktrooperThe-18 ай бұрын
May The Lord, Be With You All Amen🕊️✝️
@willow43739 ай бұрын
What a great way to sum up each books of the Bible is about, entertaining and educational.
@TheSharpmarksman9 ай бұрын
the soundtrack choices are top tier where do you get such recommendations?
@irisneudamarques10758 ай бұрын
Muito bom o conteúdo irmão e continue espalhando o evangelho.❤✝️🕊🙏🙌💪🔥⚔
@donaldjr95049 ай бұрын
By far your best video, brother. God bless You 🙏🙏😇👍
@PeterPan541679 ай бұрын
Totally missed the chance to do a Prince of Egypt reference.
@alvinara20769 ай бұрын
73 books yeah
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG9 ай бұрын
0:01 Noah, Abraham, Isaac and the Jacob family: ._.
@zeldristhecactus13046 ай бұрын
You wanted to say Abraham's legacy 👍
@rowanmcmichael45839 ай бұрын
Based Deuterocanonical Chad
@Wallmart59 ай бұрын
Truly one of the Bible/Christian videos i’ve ever watched, this is definitely God Approved
@akosleoszilagyi25299 ай бұрын
1:53 25-17 "The path of the righteous man..." 😉
@FillTheCanvas4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you 💖
@brayanxd45479 ай бұрын
I love when Paul said "IT'S EPISTLE TIME" and start epistling over everyone
@RagnaCloud139 ай бұрын
Judith: ladies and gentlemen... Holofernes' head. Maccabees: ladies and gentlemen... Mang Kanor's head and tongue Esther: THIS IS PERSIA, AMALEKITE!!! (kicks Haman at the gibbet) (Funny enough that Agagite refers to King Agag of Amalek who got killed by Samuel.)
@notsocrates95299 ай бұрын
LMAO I threw my sides out of the window when Judges came on with the shredding music.
@ratatoskr93666 ай бұрын
This was actually pretty epic and beautiful haha And thanks for including the divinely inspired duetercanonical books👍
@crusaderjuniorrevived64048 ай бұрын
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. CHRIST HAS RISEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
@Skeletone569 ай бұрын
0:59 I thought it was Tobit's son Tobias
@magicmaxx63467 ай бұрын
The music and scene is the most epicest ever thank you for sharing your rich wisdom of the bibles history
@mojungle30549 ай бұрын
The Ten Commandments song gave me goosebumps
@everythingthriceАй бұрын
2:26 Which piece of music is used for this section? The part linked is for the Luke before that one
@thatrandomgirlieАй бұрын
salve regina!
@tixer97862 ай бұрын
When this video was two weeks old the thumbnail says "Watch before deleted!". I am saying this because when this video is inevitably not deleted, he's going to change it.
@Ace-3.9 ай бұрын
God bless and much love to all ❤🙏
@Spugizakom5 ай бұрын
73 books. Very factual.
@SageTheOnce5 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure this is the Coathlic bible since a lot of these books i have never heard of
@SofiaSophiaSophie4 ай бұрын
Correct
@RandomContent4524 ай бұрын
What denomination are you?
@SageTheOnce4 ай бұрын
@@RandomContent452 baptist
@nesprime98699 ай бұрын
I was pleasantly surprised to see he included the Deuterocanonical books
@MeanBeanComedy8 ай бұрын
When Tobit popped up and I saw this was from the _real_ Bible... *Hype!*
@shrinilt87578 ай бұрын
So israel was before palestine
@umacastanha4 ай бұрын
Wow, we have a Sherlock Holmes here
@miyou124 ай бұрын
So it’s okay to genocide Palestinians ?
@RenzBarizo4 ай бұрын
Smartest Man to ever solve the greatest mysteries of man
@DarkKnight-em7ue4 ай бұрын
Jesus is literally a Jew.
@user-ze2kb6gj3t4 ай бұрын
Yeah obvious
@vanillabeanic21 күн бұрын
as a chinese christian who has been going to church my entire life, i can confirm this is accurate
@Yopmemama9 ай бұрын
Just realized how dumb I was
@goodomen58019 ай бұрын
We all are.
@ianbuchan85489 ай бұрын
Well then, LET'S GET TO WORKIN' ON THAT LADS! 🧔💪🤜🤛
@terrencemoldern27564 ай бұрын
I’m 22 and still living at my mothers. Have autism and struggle heavily with anxiety. All the same, I’ve found a job and plan on moving out someday once I’m set up. Also plan on getting my GED since I dropped out like an idiot... But once I’m at my own place. I’m gonna get a bible and study for myself. Always found the faith interesting and people have made convincing arguments to believe in it. I’ll see for myself one of these days. To all practicing Christians... we live in dark times. Keep to your faith. As I think it’s a really beautiful one and one which we need to go back too...
@CinderFox984 ай бұрын
This is the most modern way to make the Bible feel alive. Well edited 😊
@jeromevillanueva22079 ай бұрын
1:18 The book of Psalms is the Spotify of Old Testa... Asaph, is that you?
@LORO__9 ай бұрын
And song of the songs is a hit
@FillTheCanvas4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you 💓
@OzymandiasJeeff9 ай бұрын
Thankyou for this video praise jesus our saviour
@Sophia_at_MIA9 ай бұрын
0:16 was a major nostalgia trip for me. 😂
@falconeshield8 ай бұрын
Do not ask why Job looks like that. That man has been through enough.
@SurfinBird3139 ай бұрын
0:20 I have not read the bible, but the muscular dog has piqued my interest
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG9 ай бұрын
Samson, one of the Judges. He was the stronger man on Earth, until Dalila appears...
@orangegibusgaming4 ай бұрын
@@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG even after that he fell like a chad
@FillTheCanvas4 ай бұрын
Follow Jesus for you will be saved 🙏🏼
@DC-zz7fm5 ай бұрын
You included the deuterocanon. Nice.
@darkvoid.09389 ай бұрын
Someone should publish a Wojak Bible that's like the "Lego Bible" except everything is illustrated with wojaks
@EmnM20109 ай бұрын
So beautiful.
@gmg90109 ай бұрын
A+ for the music alone.
@GabeMonkey_yeah9 ай бұрын
Bro included the extra 7 books, the Sacred Heart, AND the immaculate heart as well with the salve regina in the background, what a sigma 😤😫😮💨
@isaacfaith93698 ай бұрын
Revelations is the book I read the most, it's unique in that its the only book that's actually happening in the future. It scares me, it humbles me and it comforts me all at once.
@Skeletone569 ай бұрын
2:08 W Newsboys
@FillTheCanvas4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you 💓
@Skeletone564 ай бұрын
@@FillTheCanvas He loves us all
@Majoragaming27 ай бұрын
We need a Tobit movie that seems like such a cool idea.
@KageMinowara9 ай бұрын
Genesis: God makes everything and it's perfect... for about 3.2 seconds. Exodus: Yahweh Vs. Ra, Fight Night! Only on pay per view! Sunday! Sunday Sunday! Leviticus: Stop! Doing! Gross! Stuff! Numbers: Isreal makes a wrong turn near Mount Sinai, refuses to ask for directions. Deuteronomy: I SAID STOP DOING GROSS STUFF! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Joshua: The hotly anticipated product launch of Moses 2.0 Judges: A riviting documentary on the doctrine of total depravity. Ruth: The Bachelorette, Hebrew Edition 1st Samuel: It's David and Goliath. 2nd Samuel: David and Goliath the direct to VHS sequel, kinda like Alladin 2. 1st Kings: Solomon marries a ton of women and that turns out to be a really bad idea. Who knew? 🤔 2nd Kings: Israel and Judah go 0 for 2 in a death match against Babylon and Assyria. (Should have declared Philippians 4.13 over that mess guys.) 1st Chronicles: A sweeping documentary of Israel's history. (Like those sprawling 24 VHS sets covering World War II that your dad probably has.) 2nd Chronicles: A sweeping documentary of Israel's history. (Like those sprawling 24 VHS sets covering World War II that your dad probably has.) Ezra: The Temple gets an extreme home makeover! Nehemiah: Jerusalem gets an extreme home makeover! Esther: A brave Jewish woman saves her people. Full of more exciting drama and intrigue than any episode of Game of Thrones. (Plus way more clothes.) Job: This is a Hebrew country music song. Psalms: An ancient Hillsong album with cheap metaphors instead of ones with ocean and fire. (And 100% less heresy.) Proverbs: God pities the fool who don't follow Him! Ecclesiastes: Everything is meaningless... except everything isn't really meaningless because God gives everything meaning. (Whoa...) The Song of Solomon: ...actually just go ask your parents. Isaiah: Make worship great again. Jeremiah: God has a great plan and a future for you, and definitely not any suffering tribulations, or trials. (Nope, none at all)😉 Lamentations: 😭😭😭 Ezekiel: A total Lovecraftian mind trips with bones and eagles and flaming psychedelic wheels and stuff. Daniel: Daniel fights his own personal lions. Who also happen to be actual lions that want to eat him. RAWR! Hosea: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Joel: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Amos: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Obadiah: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Jonah: Hey it's Jonah! An anthropomorphic asparagus goes on an adventure with some pirates. Micah: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Nahum: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Habakkuk: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Zephaniah: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Haggai: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Zechariah: This is a minor prophet who's... wait, didn't I say this one already? No? Well this is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Malachi: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Matthew: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the Messiah. Mark: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the suffering servant. Luke: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the Son of Man. John: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the son of God. Acts: Miracles, shipwrecks, and lots of tongues. Basically it's John MacArthur's worst nightmare. Romans: Man screws stuff up, but God justifies. 1st Corinthians: Stop screwing stuff up Corinth. 2nd Corinthians: CORINTH I MEAN IT THIS TIME! Galatians: This is Romans, but shorter. Ephesians: This is Romans, but shorter 2: Electric Boogaloo. Philippians: You can win sports games for Jesus! Colossians: Jesus rules all of creation. Even the weird stuff like the platypus. 1st Thessalonians: Jesus is coming around the mountain when he comes. 2nd Thessalonians: A letter full of encouragement and inspiration. Like an ancient Max Lucado book. 1st Timothy: Ladies... please stop talking. 2nd Timothy: Paul gives his dying instructions to Timothy. (Much like Yoda to Luke in Return of the Jedi) Titus: Basically a 1st Century vision casting conference for young pastors. Philemon: Paul's passive aggressive anti-slavery manifesto. Hebrews: Moses gets put on blast for like 13 chapters. James: Act more gooder people! 1st Peter: You're gonna suffer fam. 2nd Peter: Bro, Paul is really confusing, please help. 1st John: God is love, okay? 2nd John: Yep, God is still love. 3rd John: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT PEOPLE? WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A FOURTH JOHN? Jude: Stop being heretics please. Okay thanks bye. Revelation: Kurt Cameron fights the antichrist in order to save Christmas from the New World Order. Thanks Kurt!
@luispablogonzalezv45229 ай бұрын
This is surprisingly encouraging to read the Bible Lol
@TheGreatLlamaJockey9 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest summaries I’ve ever read God bless
@KageMinowara9 ай бұрын
@@TheGreatLlamaJockeyIt's not actually mine. It was originally a video by The Babylon Bee, which is a Christian humour/satire channel that I enjoy. The title of the video I copied this from is TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible
@abcdefghij3379 ай бұрын
I thought something looked familiar with the “minor prophets, feel free to skip” bits.
@EmnM20109 ай бұрын
Sharing to save a life.
@SnicketyC9 ай бұрын
God really told Job "It's just a prank, bro"
@UAE___GXD.293 ай бұрын
I'm Saudi Muslim, and i respect Christians ☪️🤝🏻☦️✝️
@joeyfajardo87384 ай бұрын
Thanks for including the Apocrypha books
@charlesjunior76519 ай бұрын
The True Bible ✝️
@DilutedH2SO47 ай бұрын
Tobit and Judith mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
@dunbass71499 ай бұрын
The good stuff starts at 2:19
@cowwuhh8 ай бұрын
Nah they start at 0:00 💯
@00MSG6 ай бұрын
This is great. I love the metal music for judges, its perfect.
@DreamWolfPics9 ай бұрын
2:18 What is that music from?
@Alternate-232 ай бұрын
I think it's from demon slayer
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh2 ай бұрын
@@Alternate-23Fitting title
@Bettencourt_6 ай бұрын
That was pretty good actually
@TheDarkLord2394 ай бұрын
The book of Tobit isn’t about Tobit, It’s about Tobit’s son, Tobias. Tobias goes to save Sarah from the demon Asmodeus (with the help of the archangel Raphael) and then he married Sarah after casting out Asmodeus.
@bobgoldcat76368 ай бұрын
Awesome video, wished each video remained on screen longer.
@Fudgeking219 ай бұрын
song of songs book is a nice one
@seaocean26978 ай бұрын
Can we talk about the music chosen? They’re all so great
@muiscnight9 ай бұрын
This was educational af
@levkrinitskych18 ай бұрын
I read the book of Job a few days ago.. and it is really sad.. at the end he got his reward for faith in God though.