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The Crusader

The Crusader

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@kingdomofheaven9002
@kingdomofheaven9002 9 ай бұрын
This is maybe my favorite bible verse "I hereby command you Be strong and courageos; Do not be frightened or dismayed For the Lord your God Is with you wherever you go" Joshua 1:9
@olekcholewa8171
@olekcholewa8171 9 ай бұрын
Hallelujah
@AwesomeIII
@AwesomeIII 9 ай бұрын
"I hate divorce" - God
@somedude9383
@somedude9383 9 ай бұрын
Same here
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG 9 ай бұрын
​@@AwesomeIII Corrigeme si me equivoco ¿Jesús no había dicho que el divorcio estaba permitido si uno de ellos era adultero?
@tzar9395
@tzar9395 9 ай бұрын
@@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG You are correct.
@uberfeel
@uberfeel 9 ай бұрын
You forgot the "Virgin Ba'als prophets vs Chad Elijah" moment in the bible.
@angbandsbane
@angbandsbane 9 ай бұрын
That one would be Elijah with a troll face saying "Call a little louder, maybe Ba'al is asleep."
@killianmiller6107
@killianmiller6107 9 ай бұрын
That whole story is like 1 Kings 18:20-39 😀 40 😦
@SilverEvans
@SilverEvans 9 ай бұрын
Average Baal fan vs Average Jehoavah Enjoyer.
@clonecommanderrex8542
@clonecommanderrex8542 9 ай бұрын
​​​@@SilverEvansYahweh* not jehoavah
@kaykhosrow3263
@kaykhosrow3263 9 ай бұрын
@@SilverEvansboth semitic
@MakeLoveNotWar687
@MakeLoveNotWar687 9 ай бұрын
Thank you brother your lesson was very Enjoyable
@despairotaku
@despairotaku 9 ай бұрын
DAMN
@PatrickKniesler
@PatrickKniesler 9 ай бұрын
God bless!
@TheCrusaderReturns
@TheCrusaderReturns 9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much fren :)
@marcojimenez1695
@marcojimenez1695 9 ай бұрын
Lord have mercy, a hundo just like that 😅😅😅
@zanly5039
@zanly5039 8 ай бұрын
WOAHHHHHHH 100
@xSephironx
@xSephironx 9 ай бұрын
Ecclesiastes: *lights cigarette* listen here young man...
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz 9 ай бұрын
Yup, one of the most depressed sounding of the books, and that's saying something.
@xSephironx
@xSephironx 9 ай бұрын
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz I just see it as a realistic understanding of the world and how to cope with it. Unfortunately our situation is depressing but we shouldn't let that bother us, because we have God
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz
@WinterIsComing-ue6gz 9 ай бұрын
@@xSephironx True.
@arcturus4762
@arcturus4762 9 ай бұрын
Basically the whole book is “Yeah, you see that? It’s worthless. Only God matters.”
@deadboltzz5199
@deadboltzz5199 9 ай бұрын
​@@arcturus4762Amen John 3:16
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 9 ай бұрын
I recommend all Christians to read the Bible. Watching summaries is fine on the surface level, but it's best to read it first hand regardless.
@marvalice3455
@marvalice3455 9 ай бұрын
Currently reading one chapter per day of the old testament, the gospels, and the rest of the new testament
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 9 ай бұрын
@@marvalice3455 I'm doing it 15 minutes before bed. Or, when I'm at the gym!
@marvalice3455
@marvalice3455 9 ай бұрын
@@JustinCage56 let us pray for each other that we stay strong:)
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 9 ай бұрын
@@marvalice3455 Amen, brother!!!!
@dantereinhardt6911
@dantereinhardt6911 9 ай бұрын
Exactly how I came to quit being christian.
@postmodernguava9518
@postmodernguava9518 9 ай бұрын
All the Pauline Epistles can be summed up as "It's a good thing God's patience is infinite, because _my_ patience with you clowns is wearing thin."
@primecoconut4204
@primecoconut4204 8 ай бұрын
lmao as a Catholic that pretty much sums up everything that he wrote in his letters
@KaiserNightcoreMusic
@KaiserNightcoreMusic 8 ай бұрын
i second Paul on this so hard.
@andreasviken2949
@andreasviken2949 5 ай бұрын
I saw a comment on a different video about this. It was like "Imagine if Paul was alive today and he saw the state of Christianity. 1 Americans 1-10: [Dear father in heaven where do I even begin....-]
@electric1150
@electric1150 5 ай бұрын
@@andreasviken2949I believe someone head would fly 🪰
@CanadianGamer.01
@CanadianGamer.01 26 күн бұрын
​@@andreasviken2949Lmao more like 1 Most of Humanity 1:1 [What have you guys been DOING WHILE I WAS GONE]
@LXRY
@LXRY 9 ай бұрын
0:40 Never thought I'd see biblical kings protrayed as soyjacks but its fitting
@cpegg5840
@cpegg5840 9 ай бұрын
Especially when you read into how evil and disastrous the reigns of both Rehoboam and Jeroboam were.
@reisen9235
@reisen9235 9 ай бұрын
I was about to comment on this too lol I suppose it proves that reddit mentality has existed long before the Internet
@matteop700
@matteop700 9 ай бұрын
Your interpretation of Jn 16:7 is very infantile. Why? Well, 1) Jesus will send the Conforter. The conforter is Muhammad. So Jesus is God✅ 2) I will send him....in roughly 600 years, sorry the delay :/
@RenanGuilherme-xn5gj
@RenanGuilherme-xn5gj 9 ай бұрын
@@Soyebakhtar0105 The conforter is the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ.
@SecureInMyHead
@SecureInMyHead 6 ай бұрын
@@matteop700ah yes, the holy trinity: the Father, the Son and that one random Ismael descendant from very far away that teaches the opposite of what his god actually wanted from his people.
@tarikbugrad
@tarikbugrad 9 ай бұрын
i was born in tarsus where st paul actually born
@habibi_sport312
@habibi_sport312 9 ай бұрын
How many Christians are still in Adana region? Are there many? And do they speak Greek, Turkish, Arabic, or Syriac?
@tarikbugrad
@tarikbugrad 9 ай бұрын
@@habibi_sport312 im living in istanbul rn but i can say there is a lot of christian villages (armenian and greek) in tarsus
@DM5550Z
@DM5550Z 9 ай бұрын
@@tarikbugradGood. Turkey is responsible for genocide yet no one holds them accountable! Good to know some villages persist
@GreaseBall-
@GreaseBall- 9 ай бұрын
nice pfp
@korelore8841
@korelore8841 9 ай бұрын
Is a touristic place? How is living there?
@pantarhei158
@pantarhei158 9 ай бұрын
Based Christianity ✝️
@عليياسر-ف4ن9ك
@عليياسر-ف4ن9ك 9 ай бұрын
Jesus: His monotheism then became paganism, the Holy Spirit, the servant angel whose narrator, God, cannot mention his name with God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@marvalice3455
@marvalice3455 9 ай бұрын
​@user-fl5mq9kp7g this is unreadable
@royaltyillia1356
@royaltyillia1356 9 ай бұрын
@@عليياسر-ف4ن9كwhat are you saying
@timebundle
@timebundle 9 ай бұрын
thats the old testament, so everything there is judaism not christianity.
@marvalice3455
@marvalice3455 9 ай бұрын
@@timebundle no.
@harrisonwykoff1813
@harrisonwykoff1813 9 ай бұрын
Absolutely based and Christ-pilled.
@Ollyatlas
@Ollyatlas 7 ай бұрын
The only pill we need Red and blue come from satan
@dustydd
@dustydd 5 ай бұрын
When they say based on what simple say based on the world of god friend.
@raihanfarrelofficial
@raihanfarrelofficial 9 ай бұрын
Happy St. Patrick Day everyone
@MakeLoveNotWar687
@MakeLoveNotWar687 9 ай бұрын
Drink responsibly
@isaiah3872
@isaiah3872 9 ай бұрын
​@@MakeLoveNotWar687Through Christ Our Lord. Amen.
@olekcholewa8171
@olekcholewa8171 9 ай бұрын
Wasn't it yesterday or I'm dumb?
@abovesewbelow6664
@abovesewbelow6664 9 ай бұрын
Happy St. Patricks Day
@gorgeousgentleman5390
@gorgeousgentleman5390 9 ай бұрын
🍀
@hapitoons1515
@hapitoons1515 9 ай бұрын
"Im sleeping with fishes here" Haven't heard that song in years lol
@stone8795
@stone8795 9 ай бұрын
I appreciate you recognized all 73 books. Thank you.
@pearlgirl7826
@pearlgirl7826 9 ай бұрын
2:46 “Greetings, this is Paul” This how I be saying hello to my friends
@FillTheCanvas
@FillTheCanvas 4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you!!! :)
@BarsusDraco
@BarsusDraco 7 ай бұрын
Based Jeremiah. Instead of being angry, judging and stuff, he politely tells everyone that there is always a path to restoration, no matter how many sins one may commit.
@KhangGetsStuckInThePast
@KhangGetsStuckInThePast 9 ай бұрын
Holy Bible - Best book in the world
@IbelieveinGod483
@IbelieveinGod483 9 ай бұрын
Quran's a close 2nd
@user-gwksb719vakBma
@user-gwksb719vakBma 9 ай бұрын
@@IbelieveinGod483 nuh uh
@sepure2859
@sepure2859 9 ай бұрын
​@@user-gwksb719vakBmaQuran is the best book not Bible
@user-gwksb719vakBma
@user-gwksb719vakBma 9 ай бұрын
@@sepure2859 its the best book to wipe my ass after taking a shit
@valvewesman5801
@valvewesman5801 9 ай бұрын
I prefer books written by nonpedophiles who dont lie and wage war @@sepure2859
@joshflinchbaugh5866
@joshflinchbaugh5866 9 ай бұрын
I've been reading the Bible (73 books) for the first time daily for the past 310-ish days. I just finished the Old Testament and 3/4 of the Gospels. I only have a few chapters of Proverbs, Luke, and the rest of the New Testament. It's been a crazy journey.
@ejplayz7577
@ejplayz7577 6 ай бұрын
W man
@electric1150
@electric1150 5 ай бұрын
Do you apply them as well
@joshflinchbaugh5866
@joshflinchbaugh5866 5 ай бұрын
@@electric1150 I do my best and examining one's conscience everyday with the help of the Holy Spirit points out where God is working in you and where you need more of God's grace in.
@electric1150
@electric1150 5 ай бұрын
@@joshflinchbaugh5866 That is correct answer. Be blessed even more my brother in Christ 🙏
@joshflinchbaugh5866
@joshflinchbaugh5866 5 ай бұрын
@@electric1150 Thank you, likewise 🙏
@canuckcrusader5037
@canuckcrusader5037 9 ай бұрын
Tobit sends his son Tobias to marry Sarah, and when Tobias returns to his father Raphael cures Tobit’s blindness. The rest is absolutely perfect.
@raphaelschneeweiss2502
@raphaelschneeweiss2502 9 ай бұрын
Thank you thank you!
@TheCrusaderReturns
@TheCrusaderReturns 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I knew I was going to get something wrong.
@levkrinitskych1
@levkrinitskych1 8 ай бұрын
​@@TheCrusaderReturns Are you Catholic?
@craigthebrute6032
@craigthebrute6032 9 ай бұрын
The Ten Commandments (original) soundtrack is actually straight fire. If any of you haven’t listened to the high quality version, definitely give it an ear on KZbin.
@Redneckkratos
@Redneckkratos 9 ай бұрын
Christ is King
@theleetworldbest
@theleetworldbest 9 ай бұрын
Iuppiter Optimus Maximus rex est!
@human.j.vitor9981
@human.j.vitor9981 8 ай бұрын
Amen
@Just_An_Anglican_Bro
@Just_An_Anglican_Bro 7 ай бұрын
indeed
@Negev-Israel
@Negev-Israel 7 ай бұрын
Waiting for the Abdul to comment that Al-Lah is the real God 😂
@wenterinfaer1656
@wenterinfaer1656 6 ай бұрын
Opium of the people.
@everythingthrice
@everythingthrice 8 ай бұрын
Did not expect to see Tobit, Judith, Baruch, or Maccabees included here
@roarkkaufman9339
@roarkkaufman9339 6 ай бұрын
Well they're in the Bible
@Toetalwar
@Toetalwar 6 ай бұрын
we gotta be ecumenical m8. or something.
@carlpittenger
@carlpittenger 6 ай бұрын
it seems OP is roman catholic, but yea the deuterocanon was considered scripture by the 7 ecumenical councils
@valentinomnguni3420
@valentinomnguni3420 6 ай бұрын
​@@roarkkaufman9339 I don't see Tobit in my Bible
@roarkkaufman9339
@roarkkaufman9339 6 ай бұрын
@@valentinomnguni3420 Your Bible is missing a few books then.
@ivanstrydom8417
@ivanstrydom8417 9 ай бұрын
The Word: ''Love The Lord your God with your entire heart, entire soul and entire being. Love one another as you love yourself.'' Protestants, Catholics, Orthodox, Copts : ''But I don't know their books!'' The Word: ''Did I stutter or something?''
@bigstunna2049
@bigstunna2049 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video I've literally never heard of tobit until now
@gabem4208
@gabem4208 9 ай бұрын
based Deuterocanon includer
@olekcholewa8171
@olekcholewa8171 9 ай бұрын
Based complete Bible
@radtrad-td5lc
@radtrad-td5lc 9 ай бұрын
based fully divinely inspired Bible
@MtCarmel1251
@MtCarmel1251 9 ай бұрын
based entire Catholic Bible in all its glory
@CuntDku
@CuntDku 9 ай бұрын
@@MtCarmel1251he’s forgotten 1 and 2nd Enoch, the gospel of Thomas, the apocalypse of Paul, the gospel of Mary Magdalene, the gospel of Judas, the protoevangelium of saint james, 3rd and 4th maccabees, the secret book of John, and the book of two principles HOW COULD HE??
@esotericsadgirl
@esotericsadgirl 9 ай бұрын
@@CuntDkuwhat
@thoughtlessroamer
@thoughtlessroamer 9 ай бұрын
BRO HE GOT ALL 73 LETS GOOOOOO
@DoctorDewgong
@DoctorDewgong 9 ай бұрын
It's over Lutherbros...
@christ_mark
@christ_mark 9 ай бұрын
💪💪🙌🙌
@luisrivera9638
@luisrivera9638 9 ай бұрын
AMEN 😼​@@DoctorDewgong
@tjbol
@tjbol 9 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ says there’s only the Law (Torah,) Prophets (Ne’evim,) and Psalms (Ketuvim,) in Luke 24:44. The traditional Tanakh (Old Testament) that the Jew and Jesus Christ read and recognized as scripture was 66 books. The apocrypha was *never* recognized as scripture.
@thoughtlessroamer
@thoughtlessroamer 9 ай бұрын
@@tjbol then why was it recognized as scripture by oh, all of Christianity until the 1500s?
@edgarbanuelos6472
@edgarbanuelos6472 9 ай бұрын
Well damn. I need a complete Bible
@PatrickKniesler
@PatrickKniesler 9 ай бұрын
Imagine interpreting the whole Bible in this format.
@DLTRN1369
@DLTRN1369 9 ай бұрын
Get a Catholic Holy Bible, 73 books included.
@TheGreatLlamaJockey
@TheGreatLlamaJockey 9 ай бұрын
As a Bible enjoyer if you’re going the catholic route I suggest a Douay Rheims version, if you go the Protestant route I recommend the KJV or NKJV if you don’t like reading in ‘ye olde English’.
@edgarbanuelos6472
@edgarbanuelos6472 9 ай бұрын
@@DLTRN1369 I had one as a kid. Probably stowed somewhere in the attic
@Summarcheo
@Summarcheo 9 ай бұрын
get a jerusalem bible! or a crampon.
@Summarcheo
@Summarcheo 9 ай бұрын
massive W for including the deutoronomical canon
@baldwinthefourth4098
@baldwinthefourth4098 9 ай бұрын
You sir are based for including the Deuterocanon.
@adude849
@adude849 9 ай бұрын
I mean he is Catholic and Catholics had 73 compared to 63 of prots
@r.connor9280
@r.connor9280 9 ай бұрын
I was wondering where the extra pages came from
@Kwisatz-Chaderach
@Kwisatz-Chaderach 9 ай бұрын
​@@r.connor9280They aren't extra 😆
@baldwinthefourth4098
@baldwinthefourth4098 9 ай бұрын
@@r.connor9280 They weren't "extra", they are the correct Canon. The protestants removed them.
@onsolidrockistand7028
@onsolidrockistand7028 9 ай бұрын
@@adude849 66.
@LEWIS_sanders_9
@LEWIS_sanders_9 9 ай бұрын
if religions are stories and stories have themes then Christianity's theme is forgiveness
@CheekiScrubb
@CheekiScrubb 9 ай бұрын
well you're not wrong there
@LEWIS_sanders_9
@LEWIS_sanders_9 9 ай бұрын
@@CheekiScrubb i like to think of every religion having its own story, like how aztec mythology is debt
@GermanConquistador08
@GermanConquistador08 9 ай бұрын
@@LEWIS_sanders_9- As a Mexican, I'd say debt was a near foreign concept to the Aztecs. It's a similar redemption through sacrifice that Christianity has. All religions ultimately point to the same direction.
@CHRISTOSANESTI2023
@CHRISTOSANESTI2023 9 ай бұрын
@@GermanConquistador08its because they are all incomplete understandings of God for good or ill, only Christ can offer salvation
@عليياسر-ف4ن9ك
@عليياسر-ف4ن9ك 9 ай бұрын
Jesus: Then why do you mention God and Gabriel? Who will be with you in your grave? Is it God or Gabriel? ​@@CHRISTOSANESTI2023
@toweringhorse2054
@toweringhorse2054 9 ай бұрын
I appreciate that you included the dutercannonical books
@DeptalJexus
@DeptalJexus 5 ай бұрын
- Loses family and wealth. - Named "Job". now I'm enlightened.
@jonashartman3059
@jonashartman3059 9 ай бұрын
Dude....love the use of classic Veggietales in here! I still listen when I have the time. Great job on the video!
@EmnM2010
@EmnM2010 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for using the Veggie Tales pop song from Jonah. Very good.
@emmawinnie4431
@emmawinnie4431 9 ай бұрын
When he keeps all 73 books 🙏
@crazydonkey420
@crazydonkey420 9 ай бұрын
Enoch? 😂😂
@efnoro1336
@efnoro1336 8 ай бұрын
​@@crazydonkey420 Enoch is a fake book.
@mr21stallion
@mr21stallion 7 ай бұрын
I love this, the music choices and wojaks were perfect each time
@CallsignKerygma
@CallsignKerygma 9 ай бұрын
I was actually watching Christian TikTok compilations so this was perfect timing!
@Pyromaniac-man
@Pyromaniac-man 9 ай бұрын
✝️ amen brother 👍
@AmericanImperium1776
@AmericanImperium1776 9 ай бұрын
Nice pfp 👍
@CallsignKerygma
@CallsignKerygma 9 ай бұрын
@@AmericanImperium1776 thank you!
@AmericanImperium1776
@AmericanImperium1776 9 ай бұрын
@@CallsignKerygma No problem.
@mateuszkrytyk5711
@mateuszkrytyk5711 9 ай бұрын
Top 10 new methods of touching kids ?
@philippedesruisseaux5621
@philippedesruisseaux5621 9 ай бұрын
Praise God!!! God bless you brother
@ariljacott1822
@ariljacott1822 9 ай бұрын
I like how 99% of the bible mainly contains human stories .... Unlike other.."religious" books
@88amona
@88amona 9 ай бұрын
I love the soundtrack for this one.
@DarktrooperThe-1
@DarktrooperThe-1 8 ай бұрын
May The Lord, Be With You All Amen🕊️✝️
@willow4373
@willow4373 9 ай бұрын
What a great way to sum up each books of the Bible is about, entertaining and educational.
@TheSharpmarksman
@TheSharpmarksman 9 ай бұрын
the soundtrack choices are top tier where do you get such recommendations?
@irisneudamarques1075
@irisneudamarques1075 8 ай бұрын
Muito bom o conteúdo irmão e continue espalhando o evangelho.❤✝️🕊🙏🙌💪🔥⚔
@donaldjr9504
@donaldjr9504 9 ай бұрын
By far your best video, brother. God bless You 🙏🙏😇👍
@PeterPan54167
@PeterPan54167 9 ай бұрын
Totally missed the chance to do a Prince of Egypt reference.
@alvinara2076
@alvinara2076 9 ай бұрын
73 books yeah
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG 9 ай бұрын
0:01 Noah, Abraham, Isaac and the Jacob family: ._.
@zeldristhecactus1304
@zeldristhecactus1304 6 ай бұрын
You wanted to say Abraham's legacy 👍
@rowanmcmichael4583
@rowanmcmichael4583 9 ай бұрын
Based Deuterocanonical Chad
@Wallmart5
@Wallmart5 9 ай бұрын
Truly one of the Bible/Christian videos i’ve ever watched, this is definitely God Approved
@akosleoszilagyi2529
@akosleoszilagyi2529 9 ай бұрын
1:53 25-17 "The path of the righteous man..." 😉
@FillTheCanvas
@FillTheCanvas 4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you 💖
@brayanxd4547
@brayanxd4547 9 ай бұрын
I love when Paul said "IT'S EPISTLE TIME" and start epistling over everyone
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 9 ай бұрын
Judith: ladies and gentlemen... Holofernes' head. Maccabees: ladies and gentlemen... Mang Kanor's head and tongue Esther: THIS IS PERSIA, AMALEKITE!!! (kicks Haman at the gibbet) (Funny enough that Agagite refers to King Agag of Amalek who got killed by Samuel.)
@notsocrates9529
@notsocrates9529 9 ай бұрын
LMAO I threw my sides out of the window when Judges came on with the shredding music.
@ratatoskr9366
@ratatoskr9366 6 ай бұрын
This was actually pretty epic and beautiful haha And thanks for including the divinely inspired duetercanonical books👍
@crusaderjuniorrevived6404
@crusaderjuniorrevived6404 8 ай бұрын
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. CHRIST HAS RISEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
@Skeletone56
@Skeletone56 9 ай бұрын
0:59 I thought it was Tobit's son Tobias
@magicmaxx6346
@magicmaxx6346 7 ай бұрын
The music and scene is the most epicest ever thank you for sharing your rich wisdom of the bibles history
@mojungle3054
@mojungle3054 9 ай бұрын
The Ten Commandments song gave me goosebumps
@everythingthrice
@everythingthrice Ай бұрын
2:26 Which piece of music is used for this section? The part linked is for the Luke before that one
@thatrandomgirlie
@thatrandomgirlie Ай бұрын
salve regina!
@tixer9786
@tixer9786 2 ай бұрын
When this video was two weeks old the thumbnail says "Watch before deleted!". I am saying this because when this video is inevitably not deleted, he's going to change it.
@Ace-3.
@Ace-3. 9 ай бұрын
God bless and much love to all ❤🙏
@Spugizakom
@Spugizakom 5 ай бұрын
73 books. Very factual.
@SageTheOnce
@SageTheOnce 5 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure this is the Coathlic bible since a lot of these books i have never heard of
@SofiaSophiaSophie
@SofiaSophiaSophie 4 ай бұрын
Correct
@RandomContent452
@RandomContent452 4 ай бұрын
What denomination are you?
@SageTheOnce
@SageTheOnce 4 ай бұрын
@@RandomContent452 baptist
@nesprime9869
@nesprime9869 9 ай бұрын
I was pleasantly surprised to see he included the Deuterocanonical books
@MeanBeanComedy
@MeanBeanComedy 8 ай бұрын
When Tobit popped up and I saw this was from the _real_ Bible... *Hype!*
@shrinilt8757
@shrinilt8757 8 ай бұрын
So israel was before palestine
@umacastanha
@umacastanha 4 ай бұрын
Wow, we have a Sherlock Holmes here
@miyou12
@miyou12 4 ай бұрын
So it’s okay to genocide Palestinians ?
@RenzBarizo
@RenzBarizo 4 ай бұрын
Smartest Man to ever solve the greatest mysteries of man
@DarkKnight-em7ue
@DarkKnight-em7ue 4 ай бұрын
Jesus is literally a Jew.
@user-ze2kb6gj3t
@user-ze2kb6gj3t 4 ай бұрын
Yeah obvious
@vanillabeanic
@vanillabeanic 21 күн бұрын
as a chinese christian who has been going to church my entire life, i can confirm this is accurate
@Yopmemama
@Yopmemama 9 ай бұрын
Just realized how dumb I was
@goodomen5801
@goodomen5801 9 ай бұрын
We all are.
@ianbuchan8548
@ianbuchan8548 9 ай бұрын
Well then, LET'S GET TO WORKIN' ON THAT LADS! 🧔💪🤜🤛
@terrencemoldern2756
@terrencemoldern2756 4 ай бұрын
I’m 22 and still living at my mothers. Have autism and struggle heavily with anxiety. All the same, I’ve found a job and plan on moving out someday once I’m set up. Also plan on getting my GED since I dropped out like an idiot... But once I’m at my own place. I’m gonna get a bible and study for myself. Always found the faith interesting and people have made convincing arguments to believe in it. I’ll see for myself one of these days. To all practicing Christians... we live in dark times. Keep to your faith. As I think it’s a really beautiful one and one which we need to go back too...
@CinderFox98
@CinderFox98 4 ай бұрын
This is the most modern way to make the Bible feel alive. Well edited 😊
@jeromevillanueva2207
@jeromevillanueva2207 9 ай бұрын
1:18 The book of Psalms is the Spotify of Old Testa... Asaph, is that you?
@LORO__
@LORO__ 9 ай бұрын
And song of the songs is a hit
@FillTheCanvas
@FillTheCanvas 4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you 💓
@OzymandiasJeeff
@OzymandiasJeeff 9 ай бұрын
Thankyou for this video praise jesus our saviour
@Sophia_at_MIA
@Sophia_at_MIA 9 ай бұрын
0:16 was a major nostalgia trip for me. 😂
@falconeshield
@falconeshield 8 ай бұрын
Do not ask why Job looks like that. That man has been through enough.
@SurfinBird313
@SurfinBird313 9 ай бұрын
0:20 I have not read the bible, but the muscular dog has piqued my interest
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG 9 ай бұрын
Samson, one of the Judges. He was the stronger man on Earth, until Dalila appears...
@orangegibusgaming
@orangegibusgaming 4 ай бұрын
​@@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG even after that he fell like a chad
@FillTheCanvas
@FillTheCanvas 4 ай бұрын
Follow Jesus for you will be saved 🙏🏼
@DC-zz7fm
@DC-zz7fm 5 ай бұрын
You included the deuterocanon. Nice.
@darkvoid.0938
@darkvoid.0938 9 ай бұрын
Someone should publish a Wojak Bible that's like the "Lego Bible" except everything is illustrated with wojaks
@EmnM2010
@EmnM2010 9 ай бұрын
So beautiful.
@gmg9010
@gmg9010 9 ай бұрын
A+ for the music alone.
@GabeMonkey_yeah
@GabeMonkey_yeah 9 ай бұрын
Bro included the extra 7 books, the Sacred Heart, AND the immaculate heart as well with the salve regina in the background, what a sigma 😤😫😮‍💨
@isaacfaith9369
@isaacfaith9369 8 ай бұрын
Revelations is the book I read the most, it's unique in that its the only book that's actually happening in the future. It scares me, it humbles me and it comforts me all at once.
@Skeletone56
@Skeletone56 9 ай бұрын
2:08 W Newsboys
@FillTheCanvas
@FillTheCanvas 4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you 💓
@Skeletone56
@Skeletone56 4 ай бұрын
​@@FillTheCanvas He loves us all
@Majoragaming2
@Majoragaming2 7 ай бұрын
We need a Tobit movie that seems like such a cool idea.
@KageMinowara
@KageMinowara 9 ай бұрын
Genesis: God makes everything and it's perfect... for about 3.2 seconds. Exodus: Yahweh Vs. Ra, Fight Night! Only on pay per view! Sunday! Sunday Sunday! Leviticus: Stop! Doing! Gross! Stuff! Numbers: Isreal makes a wrong turn near Mount Sinai, refuses to ask for directions. Deuteronomy: I SAID STOP DOING GROSS STUFF! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Joshua: The hotly anticipated product launch of Moses 2.0 Judges: A riviting documentary on the doctrine of total depravity. Ruth: The Bachelorette, Hebrew Edition 1st Samuel: It's David and Goliath. 2nd Samuel: David and Goliath the direct to VHS sequel, kinda like Alladin 2. 1st Kings: Solomon marries a ton of women and that turns out to be a really bad idea. Who knew? 🤔 2nd Kings: Israel and Judah go 0 for 2 in a death match against Babylon and Assyria. (Should have declared Philippians 4.13 over that mess guys.) 1st Chronicles: A sweeping documentary of Israel's history. (Like those sprawling 24 VHS sets covering World War II that your dad probably has.) 2nd Chronicles: A sweeping documentary of Israel's history. (Like those sprawling 24 VHS sets covering World War II that your dad probably has.) Ezra: The Temple gets an extreme home makeover! Nehemiah: Jerusalem gets an extreme home makeover! Esther: A brave Jewish woman saves her people. Full of more exciting drama and intrigue than any episode of Game of Thrones. (Plus way more clothes.) Job: This is a Hebrew country music song. Psalms: An ancient Hillsong album with cheap metaphors instead of ones with ocean and fire. (And 100% less heresy.) Proverbs: God pities the fool who don't follow Him! Ecclesiastes: Everything is meaningless... except everything isn't really meaningless because God gives everything meaning. (Whoa...) The Song of Solomon: ...actually just go ask your parents. Isaiah: Make worship great again. Jeremiah: God has a great plan and a future for you, and definitely not any suffering tribulations, or trials. (Nope, none at all)😉 Lamentations: 😭😭😭 Ezekiel: A total Lovecraftian mind trips with bones and eagles and flaming psychedelic wheels and stuff. Daniel: Daniel fights his own personal lions. Who also happen to be actual lions that want to eat him. RAWR! Hosea: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Joel: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Amos: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Obadiah: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Jonah: Hey it's Jonah! An anthropomorphic asparagus goes on an adventure with some pirates. Micah: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Nahum: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Habakkuk: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Zephaniah: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Haggai: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Zechariah: This is a minor prophet who's... wait, didn't I say this one already? No? Well this is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Malachi: This is a minor prophet who's not Jonah. Feel free to skip. Matthew: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the Messiah. Mark: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the suffering servant. Luke: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the Son of Man. John: Peter does some dumb stuff, and Jesus is the son of God. Acts: Miracles, shipwrecks, and lots of tongues. Basically it's John MacArthur's worst nightmare. Romans: Man screws stuff up, but God justifies. 1st Corinthians: Stop screwing stuff up Corinth. 2nd Corinthians: CORINTH I MEAN IT THIS TIME! Galatians: This is Romans, but shorter. Ephesians: This is Romans, but shorter 2: Electric Boogaloo. Philippians: You can win sports games for Jesus! Colossians: Jesus rules all of creation. Even the weird stuff like the platypus. 1st Thessalonians: Jesus is coming around the mountain when he comes. 2nd Thessalonians: A letter full of encouragement and inspiration. Like an ancient Max Lucado book. 1st Timothy: Ladies... please stop talking. 2nd Timothy: Paul gives his dying instructions to Timothy. (Much like Yoda to Luke in Return of the Jedi) Titus: Basically a 1st Century vision casting conference for young pastors. Philemon: Paul's passive aggressive anti-slavery manifesto. Hebrews: Moses gets put on blast for like 13 chapters. James: Act more gooder people! 1st Peter: You're gonna suffer fam. 2nd Peter: Bro, Paul is really confusing, please help. 1st John: God is love, okay? 2nd John: Yep, God is still love. 3rd John: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT PEOPLE? WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A FOURTH JOHN? Jude: Stop being heretics please. Okay thanks bye. Revelation: Kurt Cameron fights the antichrist in order to save Christmas from the New World Order. Thanks Kurt!
@luispablogonzalezv4522
@luispablogonzalezv4522 9 ай бұрын
This is surprisingly encouraging to read the Bible Lol
@TheGreatLlamaJockey
@TheGreatLlamaJockey 9 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest summaries I’ve ever read God bless
@KageMinowara
@KageMinowara 9 ай бұрын
@@TheGreatLlamaJockeyIt's not actually mine. It was originally a video by The Babylon Bee, which is a Christian humour/satire channel that I enjoy. The title of the video I copied this from is TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible
@abcdefghij337
@abcdefghij337 9 ай бұрын
I thought something looked familiar with the “minor prophets, feel free to skip” bits.
@EmnM2010
@EmnM2010 9 ай бұрын
Sharing to save a life.
@SnicketyC
@SnicketyC 9 ай бұрын
God really told Job "It's just a prank, bro"
@UAE___GXD.29
@UAE___GXD.29 3 ай бұрын
I'm Saudi Muslim, and i respect Christians ☪️🤝🏻☦️✝️
@joeyfajardo8738
@joeyfajardo8738 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for including the Apocrypha books
@charlesjunior7651
@charlesjunior7651 9 ай бұрын
The True Bible ✝️
@DilutedH2SO4
@DilutedH2SO4 7 ай бұрын
Tobit and Judith mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
@dunbass7149
@dunbass7149 9 ай бұрын
The good stuff starts at 2:19
@cowwuhh
@cowwuhh 8 ай бұрын
Nah they start at 0:00 💯
@00MSG
@00MSG 6 ай бұрын
This is great. I love the metal music for judges, its perfect.
@DreamWolfPics
@DreamWolfPics 9 ай бұрын
2:18 What is that music from?
@Alternate-23
@Alternate-23 2 ай бұрын
I think it's from demon slayer
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh 2 ай бұрын
@@Alternate-23Fitting title
@Bettencourt_
@Bettencourt_ 6 ай бұрын
That was pretty good actually
@TheDarkLord239
@TheDarkLord239 4 ай бұрын
The book of Tobit isn’t about Tobit, It’s about Tobit’s son, Tobias. Tobias goes to save Sarah from the demon Asmodeus (with the help of the archangel Raphael) and then he married Sarah after casting out Asmodeus.
@bobgoldcat7636
@bobgoldcat7636 8 ай бұрын
Awesome video, wished each video remained on screen longer.
@Fudgeking21
@Fudgeking21 9 ай бұрын
song of songs book is a nice one
@seaocean2697
@seaocean2697 8 ай бұрын
Can we talk about the music chosen? They’re all so great
@muiscnight
@muiscnight 9 ай бұрын
This was educational af
@levkrinitskych1
@levkrinitskych1 8 ай бұрын
I read the book of Job a few days ago.. and it is really sad.. at the end he got his reward for faith in God though.
@maidahSh
@maidahSh 5 ай бұрын
Makes me want to read the Bible
@orangegibusgaming
@orangegibusgaming 4 ай бұрын
D o i t
@maidahSh
@maidahSh 4 ай бұрын
@@orangegibusgaming I’m still reading it
@orangegibusgaming
@orangegibusgaming 4 ай бұрын
@@maidahSh good, enjoy your salvation
@maidahSh
@maidahSh 4 ай бұрын
@@orangegibusgaming TY same w you
@orangegibusgaming
@orangegibusgaming 4 ай бұрын
@@maidahSh stay safe out there
@RandomContent452
@RandomContent452 4 ай бұрын
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