Christian Denominations be like

[@thesinfultictac5704]

Someone please send this tp Ready to Harvest unironically

[@Mere-Lachaiselongue]

Teleport request to Harvest? Why? That koth map sucks.

[@Leonard_Rayadillo_Officiales]

It's almost harvesting season

[@lukesalazar9283]

Frfr

[@koloziomjr3326]

@theblabla5704 Who do you have on your profile pocture?

[@thesinfultictac5704]

@@koloziomjr3326 Franz Boaz the founder of American Anthropology. Largely consider the creator of the "Four Field" approach

[@AlcoholicWarfare]

Southern Baptist here, can confirm everyone in my church is carrying.

[@SobaOfPulaski]

Can't confirm 100%, but I don't doubt it for my church LOL

[@dragonslayer-ho8ew]

most of us ccw. I'm the giga chad with the m17 in a duty holster

[@dogguy8603]

Never ask a man what he makes, a woman her age, or why the southern Baptist church broke away from the main Baptists

[@SobaOfPulaski]

@@dogguy8603 we didn’t break away anymore than the ABCUSA did. Independent Fundamental Baptists on the other hand did cause they deem SBC’s too high church cause we have requirements for who can be a pastor or deacon 💀

[@dogguy8603]

@SobaOfPulaski the southern Baptists literally broke away on 1845, because of a issue that was building at the time, the question of slavery, southern Baptists broke away due to the mainline Baptists opposition to slavery

[@thelonehussar6101]

“Thank God I’m an atheist” Nah hold up, somethin ain’t right here

[@sk00k]

Calvinism

[@theharshtruthoutthere]

@@sk00k lets analyse the lies which are world wide believed: lie: schools are of use (fact. schools keep slavery alive and stands for dumbing down the population of mankind) lie: moon and mars landings, (fact: even masons know they cannot leave - earth is closed system, unless you want to drown, there is no other place created for us to live in.) lie: news channels share truth (fact: these are for politic propaganda) lie: voting matters (fact: politic propaganda) lie: money has a value of its own (fact: it is just a tool of this world, which value has been agreed upon world wide) lie: NASA lies (globe and all....) (fact: NASA stands for TO DECEIVE) - you havn´t searched - have you? lie: the lgbtq++++ propaganda (fact: it is a part of masonry depopulation agenda, 500 000 000 souls, thats their goal.) lie: Evolution and the dinosaurs. (fact: mankind is not hybrid kind) to keep stating that there was an evolution, then we ain´t humans, we aint then mankind, we are then hybrids. Are you a hybrid? Lie: holidays (xmas, Halloween, new year eve and so on) (fact: PAGAN HOLIDAYS, to praise BAAL, the god of this world) lie: U.F.Os (fact: they are demons/evil spirits in high places, against whom we fight daily = spiritual warfare) lie: rules and laws rule the world (fact: signs and symbols of masonry do) lie: believe in being educated (fact: found daily living with the lack of knowledge) lie: religions are ways to heaven (fact: JESUS CHRIST is only way to heaven. Religions, no matter its name = masonic garbage) lie: our dead loved ones stay around to “ghost” (fact: hunting and ghosting is job of demons, not of humans. We, humans, come from GOD and return back to HIM and all the stories of having been seen a ghost - terrifying, scary, dark, cold - again no job of analysing been done here by you- right?) Lie: Humans have no immune system and we need vaccines as these save lives (fact: humans HAVE IMMUNE SYSTEM and vaccines are created for one or two purpose: to kill or to cripple) lie: there is no GOD (fact: There is GOD, who redeems sinners and created us directly from the dust of the earth: Psalms 139:14 I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.) to keep claiming that there is no GOD and we aint created directly from the dust of the earth, we soon run out logic, regardless to we place “evolution” in our claims or not.) lie: 911 was terror attack (fact: 911 was an inside job, meaning the work of your loved government) lie: Tv watching is of use (fact: television (TV) = tell a lie vision, a weapon for our minds, keeping it under MK ULTRA) half lie/half truth: earth is a stage where everyone plays rolls (fact: earth is stage, freemasonry checkerboard, where both side, black and white are masons and humans both in politics and regular souls = the naive public gets daily played) 18,5 lies, should i go on? This world ain´t deceived, out there to deceive?

[@JeremiahWdabullfrog]

Explain your comment. What does Calvinism have to do with atheism?

[@sk00k]

@@JeremiahWdabullfrog Predestination

[@laurentroland6847]

@@sk00k? how does predestination have to do with the original comment?

[@jarko2349]

Imagine putting the most obscure Protestant american sects but not the Byzantine Catholic Church

[@TheMacDonald22]

Because the Byzantines fall under the one Catholic Church. The only reason he didn't include it was because there's a billion Latin Catholics and only a few Byzantine Catholics.

[@levitatingpotato109]

Byzantine catholics are just catholics who are too scared to become Orthodox.

[@JP2GiannaT]

And y'all look (though aren't the same as) a lot like the Eastern Orthodox, and y'all are in communion with the Pope.

[@Apinetree123]

Bc they're just catholics that only look like they're Orthodox

[@dravenocklost4253]

​@@JP2GiannaTman that seems weird

[@christiano_taliban]

3:44 titanic has joined the chat

[@3ggshe11s]

The only thing that could have made this better would be having complete silence for the Quaker section.

[@ParisAlexandros]

And at the end someone coughing

[@miajoy9937]

thats what i was thinking lolll (quakerism mentioned yayyy)

[@miajoy9937]

@Confederate_Klansman quaker worship is silent and waiting on the spirit of God. its super cool i highly recommend researching it more. Some meetings can be... quirky. but most are very very good :)

[@EmilienBandrac]

Best song of the list tho

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Quakers were based for being nice to the native Americans while being colonizedback them.

[@mhertin660]

I love how the Lutheran cathedral in the background is literally a Presbyterian cathedral

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

Lmao

[@ihiohoh2708]

Should have had a Presbyterian trying to be friendly with the Lutheran looking at him with disgust. That's the accurate portrayal. 😂

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

And the music is from Castlevania (track is called "Vampire Killer")

[@babacaca1812]

How do you Know That? You live there? Lutherianism is in Germany. And it''s dark.

[@mhertin660]

@@babacaca1812 This church is in Edinburgh, Scotland. I literally used to live around the corner from it. Search up "St Giles' Cathedral".

[@iceblu4713]

Greetings from an Eastern Orthodox 👋☦

[@Based_Orthooo]

☦️

[@Teutonic__Knight]

👋

[@Goyrits]

Hello

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

Hello from an Anglican.

[@BlackDagor28]

☦🥰

[@anthonyrimshas7601]

Greetings from Eastern Orthodox Christian, may God bless you all

[@FlavioBelisario5822]

God bless you too

[@JdoDood]

and old believers

[@Talhoffer1490]

I am also Eastern Orthodox

[@DeezNuts-kl2te]

You too

[@chicagotypewriter2094]

I am a proud Roman Catholic but just have to say, Orthodox iconography and design of the churches is breathtaking. I wish my local church wasn’t a modernist geometric hunk, nice as it is

[@JediHobbit89]

I hear you. We Lutherans have the same problem. 90% of the Lutheran churches west of the Mississippi are ugly modernist nightmares as well. While many eastern ones are gorgeous gothic structures that could easily be mistaken for Catholic cathedrals.

[@chicagotypewriter2094]

@@JediHobbit89 I live in Texas and my family drove down to Corpus one day (a city which translates to body of Christ) and it was such a shame to not see the cathedral active :( We like visiting churches when we go to places & I'd like to attend a Protestant service to see how it differs from my Catholic ones

[@JediHobbit89]

@@chicagotypewriter2094 with Lutherans, there's actually not too much of a difference as we follow the same traditional mass as Catholicism. I could go to a Catholic church and be able to follow along no problem. The only difference would be the exact wording as both denominations have their own in house translation of the liturgy.

[@chicagotypewriter2094]

@@JediHobbit89 mighty interesting!

[@JediHobbit89]

@@chicagotypewriter2094 Not a lot of Catholics know that about us. They tend to lump us in with the Baptists, Calvinists, and other traditions who threw pretty much every baby out with the bathwater in the reformation. Frankly, we Lutherans have more in common with you guys than with most of our fellow Protestants.

[@LuisGonzalez-hs5pe]

Congratulations. I think you mentioned all the branches of Protestantism, which is a feat of its own.

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

Surprised he didn't mention that weird Korean Church that influences Japanese politics.

[@gamnaishel]

​@@MikeHunt-zy3cn That's more cult tho, wasn't it?

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

@@gamnaishel so are Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses, yet here we are.

[@JosiahThomas-iw8lg]

He actually did Mike. It's the Moonies and he mentioned them.

[@jamesolson6669]

He did. They're called Moonies (4:27) @@MikeHunt-zy3cn

[@jamiekosten6646]

I love that you had far cry 5 music for southern baptists

[@Namlessnomad]

Meanwhile at the First Baptist Church of Waco...

[@MarquisLeary34]

As a former one, it fits.

[@CWCvilleCop]

Having been raised Southern Baptist, I thought they had just used one of our many anthems for the game when I first heard it.

[@johns.galberry2701]

As a currently practicing Southern Baptist, yeah... It kinda fits, ESPECIALLY for the more rural congregations.

[@ayviondenar3461]

It’s surprising how that game’s setting is in Montana

[@GModBMXer]

The gnostic disappearing from existence was a nice touch.

[@lorddevilfish5868]

There are still gnostics just not many: kzbin.info/www/bejne/en7bkH2Bf8epgKssi=J1DrmMFp03TwWjPg

[@phantom.wreath]

Based gnostics ascended to the Eternal

[@Ollyatlas]

Then they returned as satanism

[@RandomContent452]

Same with the Arianist

[@ИванКорнилов-у7ю]

Елизавета Il😔

[@philipjohnson9215]

I was not expecting to hear “keep your rifle by your side” today. Very nice

[@collinb.8542]

Based.

[@fatimabouzzazi6338]

In my opinion, misplaced for southern Baptists. "Keep your rifle by your side" can be said to represent elements from the ROCKY MOUNTAIN GOP, which is very different from the "Old South GOP". The rocky mountain GOP is rooted in rugged individualist libertarianism, stricter moral values, and in general an ideal of a sort of self-sufficient implementation of conservatism. the Old South GOP, which is best represented by the southern Baptist Church, is very much mired in political heraldry, old money, looser moral values, cronyism, nepotism, which although are staples of the GOP as a whole, are more heavily concentrated in the almost aristocratic religious network of the Old South. I'd say some sort of civil war era song would have been a much better representation of the southern Baptists whereas "Keep your rifle by your side" could have been a song used for something like the Waco cultists (the Branch Davidians, on whom the cult from Far Cry 5 was based)

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. - John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@fatimabouzzazi6338🐪

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@collinb.8542🦙

[@jack-q8y8b]

I made those mormon wojaks years ago. I almost feel bad for how crudely I made them lol.

[@PARK-sy3tf]

As a Mormon honestly they're hilarious.

[@UnitedStatesOfBabylon]

​@@PARK-sy3tfHello brother. Fellow Mormon based in Ohio

[@dondog3123]

Please dont feel bad

[@unspreadablesoap]

You made them look like the average German soldier in WW2 movies lol

[@bluethebunnylord9274]

As a Mormon with a dark sense of humor, I burst out laughing because it’s so true! I have several blond hair blue eyed friends in the church. We have so many blond haired, blue eyed members, that it’s basically a Nazi’s wet dream.

[@Llamageneral]

0:00 early Christians 0:09 gnostic 0:12 Arianists 0:18 donatists 0:22 Assyrian Christians (nestorians) 0:29 Roman catholics 0:42 oriental orthodox 0:49 eastern orthodox 1:00 waldensians 1:05 dulcinians 1:11 hussites (moravians) 1:19 lutherans 1:24 Mennonites 1:30 schwaezenau brethren 1:35 amish 1:42 Anglicans 1:51 puritans 1:55 Episcopalians 2:03 patriotic Episcopalian 2:10 Calvinists 2:17 Presbyterian 2:28 continental reformed protestant 2:33 congregationalists 2:37 baptists 2:43 quakers 2:52 Methodists 3:00 southern baptists 3:06 Plymouth brethren 3:10 seventh day Adventists 3:16 pentecostal 3:23 nondenominational Christians 3:26 African Christians 3:31 Chinese Christians 3:38 messianic jews 3:43 unitarian 3:50 Mormons 3:57 jehovahs witnesses 4:02 Christian scientists 4:11 oneness pentecostal 4:15 Inglesia ni cristo Christians 4:19 la Luz de Mundo Christians 4:24 unificationanists (moonies) 4:31 unitarian universalists 4:39 Christians atheists That's all

[@ray_shork2124]

IGLESIA MENTIONED 🗣🗣 WHAT THE HELL IS CHRISTMAS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ray_shork2124]

IGLESIA MENTIONED 🗣🗣 WHAT THE HELL IS CHRISTMAS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Llamageneral]

@@ray_shork2124 ???

[@Apoloyloy13]

⁠​⁠@@ray_shork2124HERETIC MENTIONED?!?!?!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@keya3005]

WHAT THE FLIP IS CHRISTIAN ATHEISM 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@matthewrawlings1284]

The use of amish paradise was on point. I genuinely laughed out loud!

[@ivorzhang3157]

Chinese Christian here... Wow, it's amazing that you recognize us as a denomination

[@ZapRowsdower47]

Wow, thought I'd never meet a Chinese Christian, hello, I'm Catholic.👋🏽

[@clarkstrange2142]

Please explain what the Chinese Christian denomination is

[@ivorzhang3157]

@@clarkstrange2142 Well, here in Mainland China, Protestant churches exists under "Chinese Christian Council" and is a united church with no specific denomination.

[@ivorzhang3157]

Hello there, nice to meet you.@@ZapRowsdower47

[@EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99]

​@@clarkstrange2142It's regulated under the Chinese Communist Party, distinct from Catholicism.

[@Sheepybearry]

As a Presbyterian, we do in fact have bagpipes one Sunday a year. We call it scottish sunday

[@marzo21]

not the best "equipment" that you've got

[@thelastoferrathen613]

That part is also accurate@@marzo21

[@Nonz.M]

I'm confused why there was that image of the girl? Is that a stereotype of Presbyterian woman?

[@He.knows.nothing]

Yeah, the guys have tans and watches but the girls have weapons of massive destruction? Where this coming from

[@ManoverSuperman]

@@Nonz.MI guess you can gauge what denominations the creator is partial to based on the female characters’ rack lol

[@mumkeymaan4600]

Japanese Christians: *plays Cruel Angel's Thesis*

[@candycigadddict]

Yooo they had to hide for their lives!!!

[@7U57HTJRYGHG]

Japanese "Christian": slaps christian symbology because it looks cool The trigun dude: Learns the entire canon and converts so he can draw his manga

[@n4ughty_knight]

@@7U57HTJRYGHG Ah, yes, I remember how the Bible is set in the American Frontier

[@n4ughty_knight]

I pray for the Japanese. The majority of them are atheists.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@7U57HTJRYGHG Pretty sure Hideaki Anno isn't a Christian and he outright admitted that many Evangelion things like the crosses of light are just there because it looks fucking rad as shit.

[@clearlynoone630]

4:42 "christian atheist" has got to be one of the most broken terms I've ever heard

[@mr_gerry]

yeah I was like tf

[@ianszabo2079]

It’s a thing though, read Thomas Altizer, Jurgen Moltmann, and Ernst Bloch

[@ORTHODOXCRUSADEEDITS]

Yeah I agree it's like you are Christian but you do not want to belive in Church or is deism

[@AngryPotato69420]

It’s more of a transition phase while accepting god

[@Lollll-s7j]

Yeah it’s like saying I’m a vegan meat eater

[@Hagashager]

I opened this comment section expecting nothing but vitriol and hate, but no. This is one of the nicest and most straightforwardly good-natured comment sections I've seen on KZbin. My God there's hope for us yet.

[@christianloper9483]

It really was good, coming from one of the most hated-on Christian groups around haha We look to His Grace.

[@mikerobbo84]

Ermm I think you mean MY God!! 👊

[@n4ughty_knight]

That means something is very wrong because Jesus didn't promise unity.

[@MarleyKlay]

@@christianloper9483 because Joseph Smith is an idiot

[@RodneyKamusiime2004]

@@n4ughty_knightfunny but true 😂

[@pawejabonka5095]

As a Catholic I see this as an absolute win

[@Bill-mq7wr]

AMDG brother

[@ManuelJusahern37]

👍👍

[@jozefhorvath7129]

It's quite accurate for us, isn't it?

[@heh9177]

Wazzup fellow catholic bro

[@DinoBakota]

As a Messianic Jew I see this as an absolute win.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

Christian Atheism? … how. How can you get SO CLOSE and yet be SO FAR AWAY?

[@thatrandomgirlie]

no idea but some atheist call themselves christian because the family used to be

[@turnip5359]

​@@thatrandomgirlie culturally Christian, there's a lot of people who identify as Muslim but don't do any Muslim things except eid and whatnot

[@thatrandomgirlie]

@@turnip5359 yeah it’s that or they follow christian rules but don’t believe

[@kruassamka]

Ну, чисто формально люди которые празднуют рождество и Пасху - христиане, но многие среди них атеисты/агностики. Вообще, чтобы это не взрывало голову, можно подумать об этом, как если бы вы были из другой культуры, и смотрели на западные привычки с внешней точки зрения. Вам бы просто не было видно чем отличаются такие атеисты и не слишком увлечённые верующие, с их точки зрения это одни и те же люди, занимающиеся одним и тем же.

[@pommeNM]

Some really want to believe but fail to do so and are waiting for a sign (totally not me)

[@arthurmsiska3800]

You got me with Amish paradise 😂😂😂😂😂, also the Baptists, Pentecostals and African Christians got groove oooh🎉🎉

[@jebediahkerman8245]

Yeah, I was not expecting that

[@MrAllproandrew]

Pentacostal churches do be like that. If Hillsong made a song its prob been sung in a service at least once a year

[@gar-feels4438]

Mormonism is like the DLC to Christianity where Jesus goes on a weird side adventure to America and God invents racism

[@lorddevilfish5868]

God: “Alright angels since you didn’t side with me or Lucifer (who exists despite never being mentioned in the Bible other than mistranslations), I will need to punish you!” Angels: “Are you going to cast into hell?” God: “Nah, you’ll just be a few shades darker!” Angels: “Wha?” God: “Yeah you’ll just have different skin and people won’t like you!” Angels: “Why do you keep creating things you don’t like?”

[@blazer9547]

There's no racism

[@benjaminvandenberghe9726]

Old teaching we got rid of in the 70s, like a lot of Christian churches in the US

[@TheElatedDwarf]

You’re not gonna like this maybe, but Christianity is Jewish DLC too.

[@lorddevilfish5868]

@@TheElatedDwarf Televangelists are playing the pay to win route.

[@bastyrom6036]

I was baptized 74 days ago on a Baptist Church (mi parents did not want to let me do it, but I was insistent enough), I dunno about Christian denominations, I just know about trying to be the best man I can and trying to follow God's rule, Amen. God bless y'all!

[@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337]

In order to be the best man you must be like christ.

[@bastyrom6036]

@@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337 Jesus is perfect, and I said the best man I, in my human imperfect nature, can, following his advice the best I can, I'll neber be like him, because Jesus is perfect, but what I'll do is follow his advice, to be the vest version of myself

[@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337]

@@bastyrom6036 no we will never be able to be like christ but whats asked of us is to strive for perfection and to do our best to emulate christ. God bless

[@bastyrom6036]

@@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337thanks brother, God bless you and your family

[@uganda_mn397]

​@@bastyrom6036God Bless you, so are you saved?

[@D20AttackRolls]

I really appreciate you not cutting the Ave Maria off because I was cringing over how unsatisfying it would be and breathed an actual sigh of relief. 😅

[@manofonetitle]

It would have been a real sin to cut that off too early

[@cousinmartin]

Using the Castlevania soundtrack for Lutherans is hilarious 😂

[@acrovader]

That's Bach, ignoramus.

[@huntclanhunt9697]

@@acrovader Same thing. Castlevania used parts of Bach's music.

[@EurasiaticGroyper]

No, that's Bach, and he was a Lutheran

[@TintFrenzy]

@@acrovaderimagine calling someone dumb because they didn’t know what the song name was

[@bb42287]

@@acrovader No it's not?:DD

[@estebandavidlopezmurillo2420]

I was expecting medieval Crusaders for the Catholic Church XD

[@friedrichnietzsche7376]

I was expecting pedophiles holding a sign that has a condom and two Red lines over It...

[@khoanguyenduc2564]

U mean Catholic?

[@MasteringJohn]

I was hoping to see the war wagons for the Hussites.

[@Sikander_37]

Nothing bad with crusaders

[@friedrichnietzsche7376]

@@Sikander_37 Oh really, genius? You must be real sigma and chad saying that? Did you get that from 50 Iq edits from youtube shorts or actual sources? Milions of pepole died in the crusades,I believe about 9 million and considering that none of us can actualy imagine what It is like to have 10 pepole die It is best to acknowledge that they are bad. It is bad to be a jihadist, It is bad to be a crusader, It is bad to be a conqistador I don't know why It is so dificult to explain empathy and reason to some pepole and why they believe history and war are a game... Please don't talk before you think...

[@viniciussouzavinicius48t]

I'm a Presbyterian and I can confirm that our denomination is full of good looking people

[@elgringolobo97]

Your username looks very Brazilian so I'm sure every church in your country has good-looking people

[@F3LP3SP]

Me too. Vamos falar em português, meu consagrado. Sou presbiteriano também. Do RJ

[@ihiohoh2708]

Missed opportunity for singing the Psalms a cappella though.

[@adsonsouza4743]

​@@F3LP3SP tbm sou presbiteriano do RJ meu nobre

[@RTU130]

O

[@sterlingwilkes3240]

Im just happy that all these denominations in the comments can laugh at themselves and get along. Love yall, my siblings in christ

[@ctiradperunovic]

Hussites weren't only Moravians, but mainly Czechs, the centre of this movement was in Tábor, which is on the south of Czechia.

[@NTJV]

“Moravian” in the video is likely a reference to the Moravian church and not literally to the region of Moravia because the Hussite church isn’t around anymore but the Moravian church still exists

[@JP2GiannaT]

I'm Catholic, but have Moravian (as in Czech) ancestors. Now I wonder if I've got any kin in that group..

[@uganda_mn397]

the moravian brethren were people who made church after the hussite wars ended and i think it is likely mostly hussites joined them at first

[@stopka5848]

Yes indeed and most of christians in moravia are catholics.

[@kamikazoo6599]

​@@NTJVI think there are still hussite churches just not in great numbers (or atleast i think i saw one).

[@xx_pjlikesmusic_xx]

As an Evangelical, half of Evangelicals absolutely terrify the shit out of me. Everything is the mark of the beast to them and whenever there's a tragedy that happens, it's suddenly "the sign of the times". They've been saying this since the 1700s/1800s. My mom said that her dad also preached that stuff, and it terrified her, fearing that she won't grow up and have a future but here we are. That also scared the fuck out of me growing up too, fearing that I won't ever experience having a future. Like man, I just want to graduate high school and college, get married, start a family, grow old, and see my grandchildren. Their weird fetish with the end of the world is extremely creepy and disturbing to a new level. I am terribly sorry for the paragraph, and I couldn't find a way to simplify it.

[@Arvak777]

Same for me. I always had rapture anxiety and would think my parents would disappear because I told a lie, had a doubt or bad thought and didn't pray about it. I'm more postmellinial now. In fact outside of the US (or just American dispensationalism) most churches don't believe in a rapture or rather not the same way it's taught. What's funny concerning the mark of the beast is that cellphones literally do all of it too.

[@brolypelado]

Oh, you Christians are double-faced 🥱🥱🥱

[@lionelgideom]

American Evangelicals will dox you if they catch you with a Democrat on your voting slip

[@darthmeta6445]

There's nothing more terrifying or bewildering than finding yourself staring down the barrel of the morality gun wielded by the very people that you'd assumed would have your back.

[@ethanduncan1646]

They are so weird and downright embarrassing to be technically associated with them sometimes. Why the obsession with the end times and the rapture which isn't actually scriptural? If it happens it happens, there is no real point in trying to predict when or how it will happen. It seems such a waste when we can be doing so much more good focusing that energy on something productive.

[@cavakun]

Amish Paradise, buenísimo. Se necesita mucha investigación para este video, que bárbara.

[@TeresaHorrell]

3:22 BRO SOMETHING TURNED A CHURCH INTO A CONSERT

[@paloma_reloaded]

For all those pointing out the church in the lutherans: I searched for "gothic dark academia church" and that was in the first results. It was perfect. I didn't bother to investigate more. Thank you for pointing that it is the presbyterian St Giles' High Kirk of Edinburgh. Also, I planned to include catholic branches and orthodox chuches but the video was getting too complex. Maybe I'll do specific videos for catholics and orthodox churches..

[@JamesPreus]

Seriously man, don't worry about the presby church, from a Lutheran, the dark, academic, gothic look fits our historical theology perfectly, and the organ music is S tier.

[@hundredsins328]

The organ song is from a roguelike game I play ☠️

[@yourneighbour3309]

Eastern Orthodoxy Is The One True Apostolic Catholic Church. Eastern Orthodoxy Is The One Truth.☦️💙📿

[@brotherhoodguardian]

Castlevania theme was perfect for Lutheran 😂

[@IsabellaKathryn]

I would love a vid about the Catholic and Orthodox!

[@Lamename12]

The crossed out quaker oatmeal guy got me

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

You forgot the part where the Chinese Christians suffer a police raid.

[@cydra_infinity1423]

😭

[@PARK-sy3tf]

screw the CCP.

[@danny_r27]

(The police raid was sent by Catholics because they’re “heretics” not praying to Mary or saints) 😂

[@n4ughty_knight]

@@danny_r27 (It was actually sent by the Chinese Communist Party but instead of protesting, the "Protestants" want to frame Western Catholics)

[@PeaceAndProgress1242]

Doesn't happen

[@seilakkkk5252]

3:57 this is the only time i saw someone portraying jehova's witnesses in a good way. THANK YOU SO MUCH, GOD BLESS YOU.

[@Nikko-ek1qw]

it because the Religion is a cult

[@mingthan7028]

The Last On christian Atheists caught me off guard💀💀💀

[@zackcleveland1348]

For someone to believe in the teachings, and not his existence. Shall still be a brother or sister to me.

[@kaidanalenko5222]

​@@zackcleveland1348that's dvmb and pretentious

[@estrelaazul460]

Now you found one...

[@nanoneko4511]

​@@zackcleveland1348 Just saying, faith.

[@potato-kw1er]

No fr, you can not get anymore contradicting then that

[@aglassofmilk5779]

“Yeah maybe the Protestant reformation was a disaster but really 6 million denominations bro?”

[@buffcommie942]

i mean before the reformation you still have assyrain church of the east, catholics, orientals, etheopians, eastern. also a protestant would argume having differnt dneominaitons isn't necessarily a bad thing

[@AveChristusRex789]

⁠@@buffcommie942it was practically one church for at least a milennia though…apart from the issue of the papacy, there wasn’t much that really separated these apostolic denominations

[@buffcommie942]

@@AveChristusRex789 nope it was only nominally one church before the council of Chalcedon, even before then practically there where pretty big distinctions between the churches, and back in the early church period there was considerably more diversity of thought among church fathers.

[@IsraelCountryCube]

​@@buffcommie942meh not really that much far apart

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

​@buffcommie942 you forgot the Armenians.

[@MikeTheAngel]

Doesn’t matter what denomination you are as long as we can agree on one thing: *Christ is King of Kings.*

[@uganda_mn397]

Well, even demons believe that. Imoortant is whether you have put you trust in the finished work of Jesus Christ and repented of your sins

[@MikeTheAngel]

@@uganda_mn397 Point I’m trying to say beware of false prophets for they are wolves. Preach the good news to every preacher. Read the scripture and give yourself the knowledge to seek Christ. For His Church is the Believers of Christ.

[@hippios]

@@MikeTheAngel yeah, His CHURCH, as in ONE Church, not 5000

[@Varelinski]

They killed the kings; they've forgotten God; and now they're coming for the king of the family - the father. We need each other more than ever.

[@kardzYT]

it does matter

[@hazloner117]

i grew up Presbyterian and i gotta say it was more about potlucks and spreadsheets than Jesus, its like gods HR department.

[@LordDoof]

As someone who grew up Quaker, the Quaker section was quite accurate.

[@DynastyLuminous46]

Never knew Uncle June was a Quaker

[@channies_bbg]

i've never heard of quakerism in my whole life but it looks interesting

[@lefishe6611]

​@@channies_bbg They were the ones who said American slavery was bad

[@ElArto95]

Even the "no quaker oats" symbol on the wall?

[@ivetterodríguez-j4k]

I can't understand how Quakers are okay with not having fixed doctrine. All I've found online is that they believe Light is in everyone' and we all have the potential to be good. That and rejecting original sin. I'm not sure what's worse in consistent doctrine Disciples of Christ or Quaker. And what exactly do you do in silence?

[@huntclanhunt9697]

My guy even included the groups who only call themselves Christian despite not following the creed, such as mormons, JWs, Unitarians, Gnostics, Arians, Nestorians, Prosperity Gospel, and athiests. Honestly, impressive. Edit: added more to the list because comments had good points.

[@pajamaninja2157]

except for oriental catholics for some reason

[@bongscholar3255]

The arians and the nestorians ain’t Christians either

[@JeremiahWdabullfrog]

I was thinking the same thing. There needs to be a title card change.

[@mattweber5863]

(Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints here) I love the “going on a mission, better stop kissing”… haha

[@TH3SHUR1F]

@@mattweber5863 Ayyyyy, same.

[@dihexa7256]

Greetings from Assyrian Christianity ✝️❤

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Hello from the western Protestants! God bless you!

[@JoshBeck-z5m]

Our Prayers are with you

[@Procopius464]

Respect

[@Michael_the_Drunkard]

Nestor was a heretic

[@Procopius464]

@@Michael_the_Drunkard Explain

[@ruairidhlloyd282]

1:20 you have put a picture of St Giles cathedral in Edinburgh which is the mother Church of the Presbyterian Church of Scotland and of all Anglo Presbyterians. It's used as an example of Lutheranism. Sorry for sounding like a Redditor but this is quite the mistake.

[@willeliot7090]

I like how it gently dunks on everyone instead of being set up to mock one group like the Mr. Incredible version. God bless 🙌

[@todd.howard]

there are far too many different denominations of Christianity. I must take it upon myself to create a single universal form of worship to finally unite all of us *accidentally just creates yet another denomination*

[@notamexican91]

Welcome to Catholicism. Literally the universal church.

[@JeremyPoulain-gp1ly]

Father of Atom spoke ! drinks his Holy words ! make your oath to divine Atom and you shall shine in Division !

[@Elven_Nephew]

​@@notamexican91 Orthodox roughly means universal as well.

[@Go_flyers]

@@Elven_NephewNo, the word “orthodox” means “normal” or “traditional”, like how you would describe a boxer who fights with his left side forward as being in an “orthodox” stance.

[@laurelkeeper]

The XKCD is truly universally applicable

[@RaphaCramer]

As a vampire lutheran, I admire the beauty and youthness of the fellow presby sister

[@nether322]

So you are from Romania

[@RaphaCramer]

@@nether322 Un transilvănean, încântat

[@pezequilibradohace5anos538]

@@RaphaCramerI’m Transylvanian too (become catholic)

[@mauriciogranados2908]

​@@pezequilibradohace5anos538 Romanians are ORTHODOX ☦️ not catholics not protestants 🚫 Biggest Orthodox Cathedral is inside Romania 💒🇷🇴 The ancient faith still alive ☦️ Χριστόσ Ανέστη

[@pezequilibradohace5anos538]

@@mauriciogranados2908 I don’t care, I’m a catholic and true orthodoxy is catholicism.

[@puffadder92]

3:00 say what you will about the peggies, but they recorded some absolute bangers

[@oellappen269]

Facts

[@semperadiuvans]

"Lutherans" - St Giles' Catheral / High Kirk of Edinburgh, an Episcopalian building now used by a Presbyterian church, which has never been Lutheran.

[@brycehayes006]

Real real.

[@the1cardinal]

Na, you didn't finish. started out Catholic, became Anglican, then eventually turned Presbyterian.

[@saltnessmonster]

The Lutheran picture was a Presbyterian church in Edinburgh.

[@they365]

Love the Ave Maria section.

[@FazbearFella83]

Yo the Lutheran beat is a bop 1:17

[@Spugizakom]

I think its from castlevania

[@bigfatiori]

@@Spugizakom Vampire Killer. From the first Castlevania.

[@TravisD.Barrett]

2:12 The Reformation Wall in Geneva, I was just there last week! It feels like you’re going through my camera role from all the places I’ve been in Europe, haha

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

The Puritans one gave me a good chuckle. That's awesome. hahaha. bravo

[@Ramiobomb]

Cuz of these 3 sec I actually watched the Nightmare before Christmas movie >>

[@steventalvinzvestal420]

*✟✝☨♰ May Christ be with us all* *even in the end. ✞†☦♱*

[@mrcorat]

Amen Amen!

[@mrcorat]

@lissai1337 What do you think of Christ?

[@mrcorat]

​@lissai1337 How so?

[@VictorianChinese1860]

The church in the picture for Schwarzenau Breathen is the Dunkers Church on the Antietam Battlefield

[@GeorgeFloydOffical]

As a Catholic the girl with Saint JP2 and the lady with the veil and a bunch of kids with that haircut is hilarious.

[@DiamondKingStudios]

I can also confirm.

[@DarkraiDiety]

Eastern Orthodox churches are so beautiful. They fill me with spiritual joy with every second.

[@carmendotnet6805]

I grew up in Black Baptist church and then went to a Pentecostal one for a while. It's a party alright. 😂😂😂

[@ihiohoh2708]

Where are you now? (Just curious.)

[@collinb.8542]

I attended a Pentecostal Church camp with the girl I liked but it was pretty rad. Looking back now I would like to talk to the main leader on stuff that I now understand better.

[@channies_bbg]

i love the way black churches sing it's so beautiful ❤️

[@RhodEmersonEnriquez]

Grew up in a Filipino baptist church and I attended 2 Christian schools one pentecostal and now baptist

[@RealLeFishe]

3:26 Love the lostwave reference!

[@steverye8872]

Crazy that the church @ 3:03 looks exactly like the Southern Baptist church I grew up in.

[@MrsDragonChef]

Dude I had to do a double take it looked just like the church I went to while growing up lol

[@FairleyWhite]

There are three baptist church designs: That at 3:03 The same thing but with a giant cross over a fake stone wall A Pizza Hut.

[@Jose_Airmont]

Qué diablos, esperaba peleas o comparativas cómo en la vida real. Pero todo es paz. ✨ Editado: Excepto por la luz de mundo, está demasiado turbio. :/

[@Private-Potato]

Despite the most recent comments, it’s been surprisingly respectable. That’s pretty nice actually.

[@Iclarclau]

Como la mitad son gringos. Voy a mandarle esto a Traditional Catholic Memes for Working Class Teens

[@SophiaElizabeth.]

Greetings from a Roman Catholic living in USA! ✝️🇻🇦🇺🇸❤️

[@matheus_MVPMB]

As a brazilian catholic cristian ex-atheist, people tell me I'm strange for not being mindlessly hedonist

[@ruan441]

Parabéns irmão/irmã, além de ser cristão, ainda é católico(a). É muito difícil ser católico no meio de tantos protestantes nos vaiando e desrespeitando pela nossa fé, mas o próprio Jesus disse que nos perseguirão por seguirmos a Ele.

[@maadamardear9394]

Isso é coisa da cultura americana por causa do contexto históricode lá,aqui a briga é mais os evangélicos vs todo o resto.

[@ngmmngw9027]

@@maadamardear9394Brazilian atheists sounds strange

[@PedroHenriqueFelixFelipe]

​@@ruan441 Mano, não é tao difícil não. Só não entrar em confusão ou em debates inúteis e remover as pessoas erradas da sua vida. Eu sou protestante e também vejo certa "perseguição" católica por aí, centros intelectuais tão ignorantes e arrogantes que removeram meu respeito pela igreja católica aos poucos. Só fica suave na sua sem passar do ponto e ande com protestantes inteligentes.

[@maadamardear9394]

@@ngmmngw9027 is really not some people just have different experiences with religion, from my point of view was long they are good and decent people religion or lack there of really doest matter PS: i'm catholic

[@dap2983]

Thank you for including Quakers and I really loved the music you chose, it was a beautiful piece.

[@phatrick8848]

What's the song tho?

[@HeyItsDuplex1318]

The fact you had Queen Elizabeth in the Anglican bit fade away is perfect XD

[@TotesAnon]

HELPPPPPCWHYBWRW THE CHINESE ONES BEING THOSE PANDA REACTION MEMES THAT WAS HILARIOUS 🤣🤣

[@Agent_Frank_Horrigan]

Honestly as a Mormon, im surprised you did also give us another song from FarCry 5. But the one you picked sums it up perfectly

[@itsdutchintime1907]

President Nelson asked us to say Latter-day Saints.

[@Agent_Frank_Horrigan]

@itsdutchintime1907 I know. But people always get confused, look it up, then narrow it back down to calling us Mormon. We can't shake the stigma by rebranding ourselves.

[@Mcfunface]

​@@itsdutchintime1907Not gonna lie, when Bednar becomes prophet we'll probably go back to saying Mormon.

[@christianloper9483]

@@Mcfunface He has the most boring talks of all the apostles but even he isn't that retrogressive lol

[@r.a.s6410]

Mormons aren't Christians.

[@chasejames5081]

0:06 The history and beliefs of the Gnostics are really interesting. Sounds like stuff you'd read in Elder Scrolls lore.

[@abhabh6896]

they think Old Testament God is evil.... but to sell that story they changed up the Old Testament..... ughhhh...... Even when God destroys Sodom you can see how merciful he was and that he was willing to spare them but they were just too horrible and mean hearted.

[@johncena12366]

​@@abhabh6896Ordering the genocide of the canaaanites is straight up evil though. Also what's so special about israelites that God chose them? I don't even think Moses said half the things Torah authors claimed.

[@shelbyspeaks3287]

@abhabh6896 Yahweh was sporadic in the old testament though, he didn't just destroy sodom and gomorrah but Israel itself multiple times too...

[@discipleofkhorne9472]

They basically have beliefs similar to High Elves from Elder Scrolls. Lorkhan to the High Elves is basically the Demiurge to Gnostics.

[@chasejames5081]

@@discipleofkhorne9472 that's literally what I thought!

[@malcolmhorton63]

As a baptist I can confirm,that depiction of baptist churches is extremely accurate,from the preachers to the music ,to the people going to the baptism,spot on.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

I have two Baptist friends and their church look exactly like that

[@malcolmhorton63]

@@Account_abandoned-q7m exactly

[@nikibronson133]

Wait don’t all secs baptize ?? 😅😅

[@malcolmhorton63]

@@nikibronson133 oh they do,I’m just saying this is accurate to my church

[@ihiohoh2708]

@@nikibronson133 Yes, but Baptists don’t baptize infants. Many won’t even baptize children. They also generally believe that full immersion is the only valid mode of baptism. I disagree with their positions, as I view infant Baptism to be more Scriptural; but I grew up Baptist and respect it.

[@greenfnmoon]

0:49 Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

Never thought I would see a Seventh-Day Adventist James White chadjack in all my life (or was it Uriah Smith?)

[@renee1390]

I thought “no way they’re gonna get the Episcopalians” and then I saw what looks exactly like my church with a song I have absolutely for sure heard before and it triggered me like some kind of sleeper agent code word

[@michaelblum4557]

This was the best one of these types of videos I have seen by much

[@willietorben560]

This is soooo sweet. Many thanks!

[@Theros14]

First time i've ever seen someone putting the Seventh Day Adventists, Thank you

[@criticalalfredo707]

and accurately putting "Lift up the trumpet" as the hymn. although more perfect if the hymn is "We have this hope"

[@Bearthowlemew]

They're a cult

[@Azyo62]

@@Bearthowlemew No.

[@KrólStanisławAugustPoniatowski]

Me too 😁 I am sda as well

[@Kieranpokemonsisliterallyme]

1:34 based use of Amish Paradise

[@hezekiahthomas837]

As a trinitarian pentecostal i laughed so hard at the oneness joke with trinity crossed out

[@mattallred]

i was staring at that like... no women? no matrix? now it makes sense 😅

[@hezekiahthomas837]

@@mattallred right 🤣🤣🤣

[@gilmarjunior7700]

Didn't understand

[@hezekiahthomas837]

@@gilmarjunior7700 because onesess pentecostal don't believe in the trinity but modlism

[@shibboleth5768]

As a Oneness Pentecostal, yeah that was funny. Also noticed that the background for "general" Pentecostals used is First Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, AR. The single largest Oneness Pentecostal church in America. If that was supposed to represent trinitarian pentecost, their researchers kinda failed spectacularly. lol. 🤣

[@abeleduardoordaz5412]

We are all brothers in Christ, each one praise the Lord in his own way. Most differences are secondary things, never let the Enemy destroy us. We can collaborate to bring the Kingdom of Heavens on earth🌎❤️✝️

[@thom2331]

Man, you really covered all bases. Also as a Quaker, thanks for not just putting silence in our section.

[@sqnick9254]

I loved that you included Katonda Alinawe in African Christian, that song is a total banger lol

[@BibleHive]

That Seventh-Day Adventist one is accurate though.

[@fatboy8231]

Yessir ✝️✝️

[@OrthodoxTitan]

​@fatboy8231 don't be proud. Come back home to Eastern orthodoxy

[@danny_r27]

Unfortunately for you all, all your false prophets and false teachers have gotten the date of the 2nd coming of Christ wrong because you disregard what’s said in scripture about that topic.

[@danielemagliulo565]

@@danny_r27 yeah... miller was not right. that's why he does not reppresent the seventh day adventist church and never has.

[@PlzNo25]

@@danielemagliulo565 Weird, over here in Arizona I’ve always understood he was one of the founders. He was wrong because he thought the “sanctuary” was the earth if I’m not mistaken. I notice people love to criticize Ellen White, but in the end she’s considered a minor light (I believe she said this as well) and the main focus is and should be the Bible. Trying to know and deepen our relationship with the creator and share the good news to others, especially those who are willing to listen.

[@KRPeart]

I love how hard a lot of this music goes.

[@haveagoodone2935]

As a Lutheran I think you missed the opportunity to have A Mighty Fortress Is Our God

[@Wapak95]

Probably THE Lutheran anthem

[@justinlegrand992]

Me (a Southern Baptist): getting ready to be absolutely roasted Sees my slide: not as bad as i expected so I'll take it lol

[@rickyGman11]

A southern baptist with a military order knight as a picture. Christianity, its meaning and history, really is just about 'vibes' to you zoomer americans isn't it?

[@matheusleite7944]

HAHAHAHA PRESBYTERIANS BEING RICH its a thing all around the globe i see. Loved this video. Greetings from brazil.

[@sarahlandrum9730]

@3:42 The Palestinian Christian on the other side of the apartheid wall is sending me. You are so correct and you should point it out.

[@craigmusa2254]

Messianic jews also don't exist

[@kit-riv1]

Greetings from the Mormon church

[@lauraeager373]

This is awesome! Some of these denominations are new to me. I can’t believe I’ve never heard of patriotic Episcopalians

[@clispybeace]

The crossed out Matrix Trinity sent me. Nice one

[@ThePinkStarsGirl]

Thanks for introducing me to music nobody else has heard about!

[@violetblythe6912]

Presbyterian here. For last Palm Sunday we literally did have a bagpipe 💀

[@MalachiCo0]

As a Messianic, I love the fact that you used Adonai Machasenu for the music. It's one of my favs.

[@Annabella_159]

Hi I'm a messianic jew too. Where are you from?

[@or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS]

i'm a regular jew and i didn't know that was a thing until i saw this video @@Annabella_159

[@davidibragimov6105]

Messianic Jew here as well. Did not expect to see myself on here.

[@slev6592]

“Messianic” you mean Christian’s larping as Jews?

[@sofialondono19]

Messianic jew too, this is a beautiful reunion

[@eenpersoon2881]

3:26 putting the kenya dance music there is 10/10. Best song christian song ever

[@mikel-kw2nu]

What is the name of music in 3:22?

[@Løstwavxy_010]

Fr as a lostwave enjoyer, I was not expecting that lol

[@Cutevampirebat]

Thank you for putting the music in the description