Jon Stewart & The News Team Deliver a Divine Message to Biden | The Daily Show

Joe Biden said he might drop out of the race if the "Lord Almighty" came down and told him to. So has anyone asked any divine beings their thoughts? Jon Stewart and The Daily Show News Team help deliver that godly message to Joe Biden from above. #DailyShow #Biden #LordAlmighty
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[@stevensacks5479]

“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂

[@TesserId]

Yeah, that's the line that really got me.

[@dirkwood4544]

Ronny is a Simpson character come to life

[@NicholasVincent-ol1zk]

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[@NicholasVincent-ol1zk]

My 123 the be see winners 4 everand publishing infinite house of lottery warfare.

[@ExtremelyRadiant]

Nope. 😂 Classic. ❤ Ronnie trying hold THAT pose and try and look Peaceful?? 🎉 Priceless. 😊

[@adelbenothmen9129]

-Biden is not gonna fall for this -have you seen him lately?

[@joachimschoder]

I have seen a lot of people ask Biden to step down. I don't remember any of them suggesting an alternative or a way to select that alternative in a way that wouldn't split the party. Okay, let's assume Biden steps down. Then what? Who is going to replace him? Who is this miracle candidate without any baggage and for which Republicans wouldn't come up with a lie to smear? There is a shitload of totally valid criticism against Biden. BUT ... I get annoyed when people ask Biden to step down without actually thinking about the consequences. In the last couple of weeks there has been a lot of more ink used on asking Biden to step down than on the fascism Trump wants to implement.

[@adelbenothmen9129]

@@joachimschoder if you really think that people asking Biden to step down didn't name alternatives, or didn't think of consequences, you're not following any of them. And seriously, you really think people cheering for Biden after the debate's scandal, thought of the consequences? It feels like he's trying to lose xd Moooost of people who are voting for Biden aren't voting for Biden, but voting against Trump despite Biden.

[@Quivver77]

Biden is an expert at falling for everything!

[@joachimschoder]

@@adelbenothmen9129 Right. Because why would anybody vote for the president with the most progressive track record in decades? Look at the actual implemented policies and not what the media is telling you.

[@Wedgenet]

Dr random internet commenter on the case!

[@cbpd89]

Ozempic Buddha is probably the best thing I'm gonna see all week.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I like how they wen that direction rather than making him Indian Buddha.

[@warriorwaitress7690]

I think he's also Rogaine Buddha.

[@fords_nothere_100]

I was thinking Wegovey Buddha - has nice ring to it.

[@goodgirlsarentboring5713]

I've never seen kosta and josh standing next to each other before. I didn't realize Josh was so short 😂

[@juna1642]

me too. my man is adorable

[@ensabahnur3104]

Josh isn't short Kosta is 6 '4

[@dim7363]

I also thought that Kosta was wearing heels or something! Crazy height difference

[@oxpolitik]

"Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😂 Best line.

[@ADjustinG2013]

You do realize Deadpool & Wolverine is easily the biggest movie of the year, right?

[@zolo49noname45]

@@ADjustinG2013 But it's definitely fair to say that, compared to its peak when Endgame came out, the MCU has lost a fair bit of steam due to churning out way too many products and a lot of those products being average at best.

[@VinceValentine]

@@ADjustinG2013 It's not out yet.

[@pokermitten9795]

​@ADjustinG2013 no, I don't realize that about something that hasn't happened yet. Do you realize the next powerball numbers too?

[@SconnerStudios]

Problem is, biden wouldn't believe that because he doesn't know what a guardian of the galaxy is unless he thinks it's Neil Armstrong. Biden needs 1930s detective batman to tell him "listen see. You need to step down. Also smoke a pack of camels every day to stay healthy and buy government bonds to stop the germans from winning the war". Now Joe would certainly fall for that.

[@laalaa99stl]

"Sometimes things run out of steam. Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😁

[@jaysongonzalez6025]

So true

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Rest in pieces 🎉

[@robkoper841]

Brutal.

[@chunificationify]

That was the Supreme line

[@user-tb4ij7zx1y]

Marvel is a trump supporter I no longer watch or buy anything marvel I don't care how much you mock him. He has done a lot for this country and he has my vote Biden Harris 2024 Voting entire ballot blue

[@SenorDesmadre]

The Lord Almighty is on the other side of the universe helping an intelligent species.

[@m0-m0597]

You mean like people who actually practice religion and aren't spiteful towards it out of ignorance? ^^

[@SenorDesmadre]

@@m0-m0597 No, I mean all of us.

[@azure4100]

I welcome our extraterrestrial alien overlords.

[@Kretion666]

@@m0-m0597 UR IGNORANT

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

"I'm the Ozempic Buddha." OMFG!😂🤣😂🤣😂 Ronny for the Win!

[@mikesell123]

"we get it, yer jewish" - my sides left my body

[@thedarcbird]

Makes me think of Toby... (Fans of Rowan Atkinson will get this.)

[@mikesell123]

@@thedarcbird I don't get this

[@studio54studio]

@@mikesell123 😅

[@MissWhiskers]

As a Scandinavian, I feel very included. 😂

[@JWHealing]

💕

[@charlesgerber4942]

This is the best written & delivered sketch they’ve had since Jon’s first stint a TDS. This crew is hitting their stride just in time for the election and I couldn’t be more excited! - signed an OG Daily Show viewer

[@Mdautkreix]

Agreed!

[@UnrulyRantLord]

Love how he bashes both sides. Seems to make fun of the entire spectrum

[@b1646717]

If Gandalf showed up at my place and told me to do something, I probably would.

[@caucasoidape8838]

He gets pretty scary if you don't.

[@laalaa99stl]

"I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal." 🤣

[@orin0083]

loll Ronny's Ozempic Buddha made my day 😂

[@LizzyMcD]

I was upset about the Biden bashing but this was hilarious Ronnie Chieng.

[@Ensiferum888]

The source of all Instagram wisdom lol

[@nyanuwu4209]

@@LizzyMcD Nobody bashed Biden.

[@sonia625]

Jon at the end looking at them like “awww look at those children I’ve raised!” 🥺

[@firstnamelastname9918]

Aww! That's both sweet, touching, and awesome! And all while proving I can't count!

[@valinorean4816]

@@firstnamelastname9918 the phrase you're looking for is "at the same time"

[@davidsonderby3676]

The only person that has the charisma and energy to win this late in the cycle is you Jon. It's time to step up and do it.

[@sumomaster5585]

what's gonna change really?

[@kozmosis3486]

Jon deserves better.

[@Mdautkreix]

#CandidacyToRestoreSanity #2024

[@ARolls-dd2zd]

If I thought you would remotely do it I'd agree. So does this no proof of citizenship required by the Dems mean Canadians can come down and vote too?😊😊

[@IsiahBradley]

"The source of all Instagram wisdom." LOL!!!

[@DevjKaiser]

Ozempic Buddha 🤣

[@FlawlesSanshiro]

...unlimited power! 😂

[@johncaccioppo1142]

... except vision! 😎

[@johnhendrickson300]

The daily show with Jon Stewart back has been a definite upgrade 🤣

[@markfurlong9542]

dang, this segment was jam-packed. I can't even pick a favorite line.

[@OccuBot2011]

This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@charlesgerber4942]

The delivery and writing was perfection, got me all jazzed up for the election coverage

[@jeicee984]

I just hoped Roy wood jr didn’t leave 😢

[@OccuBot2011]

@@jeicee984 they should have given him the show

[@tasteslikewall]

Needs more Jessica Williams. Everyone else has their counterpart except John.

[@OccuBot2011]

@@tasteslikewall she’s in the movies now. But yes, more would be great

[@johnboettcher1962]

I’ll vote AGAINST Trump - whatever that means. But I would love to - for a change - vote FOR someone.

[@Lawlzinator]

Sad, sad sheep

[@lauralafauve5520]

@@johnboettcher1962 ikr?

[@michealrosen]

Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal 😂

[@zoefezius6615]

@@Lawlzinator better sheep than lemming

[@michealrosen]

Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal.

[@richardspinner7708]

The Lord Almighty just spoke to me and He said Trump needs to drop out. Amen!

[@p.ipebomb]

Biden voters all lame and victims of everything 😂 Yesss we get it, everything is 'racist' and 'transphobia'. We're always 'oppressed'

[@aquamarine99911]

"Buddy cop Jesuses". So many great lines in this bit.

[@auslandermercury972]

“Buddy cop Jesuses” 🤣

[@MarvinMonroe]

"laughing Buddha" is Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. Not the actual Buddha, the Indian guy who lived 1500 years prior

[@itdept3088]

first not Indian, second 2500 years prior #BuddhawasborninNepal

[@sunrays1279]

Buddha was born in Nepal to a royal family. So he was Nepalese, however he got his enlightenment in India and became the Gautam Buddha.

[@Mdautkreix]

Biden won’t know the difference

[@MarvinMonroe]

@@itdept3088 500BC is 1500 years before 1000AD. Are you saying Buddha was born around 1500BC?

[@Satanreincarnation-zg6sl]

@@sunrays1279, 🤔! When was the Kingdom of Nepal created and when was Gautama Siddharth born?

[@harrydhannan]

Brilliant. You guys are sensational. I’m laughing but I feel I should be crying at the reality of the situation.

[@bobbybob3865]

It IS so bad it's funny.

[@audralynn7454]

Did anyone else expect Alanis Morrisette to come out at the end?! 😂😂😂

[@auslandermercury972]

“We get it, Jon, you’re Jewish.” 😂

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I was surprised it took that long.

[@kansairobot2015]

that was epic. I LOLed at that

[@lauralafauve5520]

#MedicareForAll Let's make America healthy again!

[@manuelpulla532]

They would rather have these two then give us M4A 😩😭

[@coucoubrandy1079]

From a non murican, no miracle can make that happen !

[@lauralafauve5520]

@@manuelpulla532 well, I plan on reminding them that we need it. I can't say " What would Jesus do?" because Jesus could just wave his hand, or something, and people would be cured! Lol. These big changes seem to take about a hundred years to come about. (When I've made timelines to see when movements started and then began to show visible progress.) There seems, to me, to be no other option than to keep trying. Eventually, it will happen. Not as soon as you and I would like, but if we keep working, it will happen.

[@summteach]

@@manuelpulla532lmao fr

[@lauralafauve5520]

@@coucoubrandy1079 from what I've studied the rule of thumb has been that it takes about a hundred years for movements to have an affect (at least in America). That does make it seem like it will never happen, since few of us will live to see one hundred years. Maybe my grandchildren or their children will benefit from the work of people trying to bring M4A to America. I wish I could change it tomorrow, but this is the best I can do for now.

[@Mystik3eb]

So glad Josh Johnson is part of the Daily Show.

[@ReflectionTool637]

Great writers. The best thing out there these days.

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

Thank you for reminding me to laugh when it's hard to find happiness. 😂

[@savagepro9060]

Black Jesus wears a wig for a beard. Now that's a serious miracle, right there!

[@brianp235]

The Daily show is absolutely KILLING IT lately!

[@cait.alexander]

Costumes had a blast with this one!

[@TornSparrow1974]

One of the best skits they've ever done..

[@Jfreak7]

When he said "let it go" at the end, should have had Queen Elsa walk by.

[@Captainafrica289]

Sometimes, things run out of steam… take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ADjustinG2013]

2 weeks away from marvel having the biggest movie of the year.

[@AdrianaConnor]

This is my first time in this comment 😅😂 seriously I laughed out of my mouth 🤣

[@simontemplar.8668]

As a German historian I am kinda sorry for you Americans... Then again Europe is also in somewhat of a dire situation.

[@squamish4244]

Not as bad as you could have been given the events of the last few days, at least for now.

[@5m0k3y9]

Not so much now in Brittan, France and Belgium!💙 The "global" media and polls are lying to the world in support of authoritarian dictatorships, Because a few billionaires want more money and power!

[@jhonshephard921]

look on the bright side. France staved off disaster even if you guys may not have and they will be ready for round 3 if the AFD insists on it. Unfortunately we don't know which side the US will be on this time.

[@johnnystulic42]

I don't disagree about Europe but as a German historian surely you remember it could be worse

[@simontemplar.8668]

@@johnnystulic42 That's true. I fondly remember the last time we lost against England in a soccer match. That historical downfall of Teutonic prestige broke my heart.

[@buckiesmalls]

"Not part of the costume, I am just a lesbien."

[@utbunny]

Sounds like Disney

[@buckiesmalls]

@@utbunny does it? Elaborate. We talking sounds like Mickey, Dumbo, Donald duck?

[@DroZzhat]

@@buckiesmalls You've seen the new star wars right..? Who the heck thinks of mickey or donald duck when they think of disney anymore?

[@jongyon7192p]

@@DroZzhat What, you mean those 2 Kingdom Hearts characters? I sure love Final Fantasy!

[@gretchenpritchard4778]

"And Home Depot had a sale" 🤣

[@ashleyen3]

Hindu here. Thanks John. ❤️

[@crazyman8472]

This is why the Daily Show has “The Best F***ing News Team Ever”. 😎

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

the jokes were epic on this one.........

[@auslandermercury972]

“Ozempic Buddha “ 🤣

[@curtisevans4100]

Help us, Lord!

[@mrbomplastik]

Biden Fell for it🎉🎉

[@sydsmusicpluspage]

Love the Daily Show! About the only thing keeping me sane in the Insane times that we are in.

[@donstevens3888]

One thing I know for sure is: I will vote against Trump comes November, no matter who ends up being the Democratic nominee.

[@pudd66]

Agreed, but wouldn't it be great if the Democrats gave us someone we didn't have to feel icky about?

[@HellaGust]

@@pudd66 Not to mention someone who could actually attract undecided voters rather than scare them off. The biggest problem with Biden isn't that he's unpalatable to people who'll vote against Trump no matter what. It's that he's got no appeal to people outside of that group. That's a problem.

[@jefff7287]

Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.

[@Erizedd]

You're f*ed either way.

[@dabuster55]

"Democracy... its about not voting for the other guy right?" -democrats Meanwhile just ignore the clearly better RFK

[@just_another_nerd]

Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way))

[@WRW1223]

🩵🇺🇸 sobbing laughing and thank you all- Jon glad you’re back and wish you’d run!!

[@Pthommie]

"I'm Ozempic Buddha." 🤣😅😂

[@inchoateartgallery9433]

Jon Stewart 2024

[@crumbled-cookie]

Thanks Gandalf, it was worth a try

[@aldelaniz5726]

Who came back to watch this?

[@assininecomment1630]

Ooooh...! _Ensemble_ cast episode. Very nice work, peoples. 👏😊

[@Stacey-ul3oe]

Ozempic Budda 😱😱 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jeremycook_]

JOSEPH, THIS IS THE LORD. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DELAY YOUR RSVP. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER RUTH BADER GINSBURG SITUATION. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. SEE YOU SOON BUCKO

[@707Berto]

There isn't a Vice SCOTUS...

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

​@@707Bertothanks you beat me to it 🙄

[@Jeremycook_]

@@707Berto I realize that but if she held on a little longer Biden would have picked the next SCOTUS not Trump. Now do you understand my comment... l mean the lords proclamation.

[@707Berto]

@@Jeremycook_ Huh?

[@Jeremycook_]

@@707Berto nevermind berto, don't worry about it. I can't type slower to help you undestand.

[@rainbowtropolis]

This was the best thing I've seen all day, and twice because I watched it on TV, then on here! 👍👋

[@braha6737]

Love you man,you are the only one I listen to with joy,thank you.

[@rabindrabehera3219]

It's the thumbnail😂😂😂I had to watch this❤ should know *XAI80T* is in its prime

[@likebot.]

scammer reported

[@davidjackson2179]

Ozempic Buddha was my favorite 😂

[@RawAngelix]

" I have a VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, right here... 🤣🤣🤣.

[@savagepro9060]

It's marvelous how, even Marvel runs outta steam!

[@MrPilgrim]

“Oh Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-jt2js5cx6t]

Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way)) should know *XAI80T* is in its prime

[@likebot.]

this is a scammer. don't give him the time of day, stay away from his channel

[@amitsingh822]

“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂 obviously *XAI80T* is in a great spot

[@likebot.]

scammer reported

[@Physiker17]

I loved EVERYTHING about this segment.

[@PetitChef29]

Oh JStewart you are King! Absolutely, without a doubt.

[@bestoftiktok8950]

Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a fatal mistake - Trumpoleon

[@Tannusharma819]

Ozempic Buddha 😂 how long is *XAI80T* there for us?

[@ReapeX]

easy spam report XAI bot

[@likebot.]

not a bot, it's a scammer. reported

[@lautjeclause2069]

Love it ❤️❤️❤️ the chemistry of the correspondents is on point in this bit👌😍

[@stefanhoimes]

Watching Ronny break Jon made my day.

[@KGNmusic-td6us]

Let's make America healthy again! joining *XAI80T* was right! Thank you for the headsup

[@likebot.]

scammer reported

[@dabull1381]

it's more probable that the almighty might call him up instead of coming down 😝

[@balmpatchvideos]

Tread lightly!!!!

[@psychmatisa]

This show is the only thing keeping me sane 😂

[@karinapinn2431]

Biden 2024🇺🇸

[@ADjustinG2013]

Lol

[@snowstrobe]

Aw, they have fun.

[@offtarget1758]

Thank you so much TDS entire crew!! This made my summer for sure! 😂😂😂

[@QWEStudios]

That MCU roast was on point

[@TinaWina1]

Ozempic Buddha 😂

[@Nikhil-Inik]

Old Simpson joke drive like this this *XAI80T* is well done, thanks for the headsup

[@ReapeX]

easy spam report XAI bot

[@likebot.]

scammer reported

[@DPB1947]

Jon and his team are brilliant. Thanks to them, I can laugh to keep me from getting totally despaired.

[@coltonsimms763]

This is the first episode of the daily show in at least a decade. Very pleased.

[@sakastargemeg7683]

This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥 This *XAI80T* is actually lit

[@likebot.]

scammer reported

[@mimarvyn]

Thank you guys for making laugh❗️❗️❕❕ 😃

[@Timberdoodle720]

i was half expecting someone to walk in in a bedsheet ghost costume and say "i am the holy ghost OOOOOOOOOOoooOOoooOO"

[@sunnybearify]

Can't watch this too many times! Helps me cope!

[@ivanwilliamson4824]

Amen Melinated Jesus🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@bonniemclean866]

🙏 to Lord Almighty

[@codyleblanc]

Best segment I've seen in a while

[@prateekmahapatra1789]

Oh my gawwwwwwwdd , the bots have attacked the comment section

[@JP_Names]

Is them signing all of their comments with that random XAI watermark thing new or is everyone else seeing that? I mean ftw, makes it a lot easier to report, but dang

[@Missunderstood103]

I reported about 15 of them, I think.

[@zoranblackie5921]

Likewise, report report report, but then you refresh and they're still there

[@SoniGupta-sj2li]

JOSEPH, THIS IS THE LORD. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DELAY YOUR RSVP. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER RUTH BADER GINSBURG SITUATION. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. SEE YOU SOON BUCKO who knows *XAI80T* ? This is the realest thing I came across for a while

[@Bokeh1004]

This is going to be costly. - the King of Jews

[@likebot.]

This is a scammer. don't go to his page

[@marionadler5699]

I would vote for you Jon. You should run. You are informed, passionate, intelligent, energetic, well known and admired. Get on it please.

[@moses-525]

How did we survive without this man!

[@arjunsonwani4074]

Pete for Secretary bring the heat with *XAI80T* we gonna have a huge year btw

[@mortyharenza9854]

The MAGA crowd doesn't watch the Daily Show like I don't watch Fox.

[@CherryBlossomOhka]

Wrong lol

[@ingehanson]

Why not? I watch CNN, Fox, MSNBC, The Daily show, TBS, Democracy Now and left and right on the internet. Keeps people sane and balanced.

[@mikeg6554]

That's what I see.. Every MAGA friend/family member of mine only follow sources they know will tell them what they want to hear, while simultaneously accusing the left of the same. They share videos daily of Biden stuttering & mumbling, but say "Trump was joking" or "that's an Ai fake" when you show them Trump's f*ck ups on video. If Trump was caught on video stomping puppies to death, they'd just say he was killing their fleas..

[@Rick-C-117]

@@ingehansonthat’s a lot of screen time. Try going outside and interacting with reality.

[@ingehanson]

@@Rick-C-117 Oh I know lots and lots about reality. At 86 WWII on the other side of the pond, work in Austria, Switzerland, England, Spain then New York, Denver Colorado and Now California - don't tell me about reality. I can't jump around as much as I used to so i interact via the net. And I go outside into nature as much as i am able to. So unless you have interacted with people from all over the planet and worked in many different areas don't tell me about reality.

[@edub9930]

Emmy award winning sketch right there 🏆 😂😅🤣👏

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It's wise to seek professional guidance when building a strong financial portfolio due to its complexity.

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The reality is that you cannot do it without a tried and true person like Mary

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Do you guys know her too? Her Success story is everywhere.

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If a person is direct and proficient in their work, others will consistently vouch for them. I love her transparency!!!