Jon Stewart on "Fictional Trump" & Kosta on the VP Debate and Dockworker Strike | The Daily Show

[@LindaKleinschmidt-q8x]

The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.

[@TiffanyW-f6i]

At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.

[@Kai-p2g]

I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?

[@CharlotteWhittingham]

I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.

[@Karenowen-f9j]

I agree, having a financial advisor for investing is genius! Amidst the financial crisis in 2008, I was really having investing nightmare prior touching base with a advisor. In a nutshell, i've accrued over $1 million with the help of my advisor from an initial $350k investment.

[@MarquitaM-x6s]

@@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.

[@layhdejjj9707]

Trump is that crazy ex-boyfriend who won't take NO for an answer And he's stalking America 😮

[@ashicks]

Yes exactly!!!

[@tomtomsk1895]

America seems to be an easy target.

[@kingayy9267]

He's literally a rxpist, so that tracks. It's disgusting that even a single person is willing to look past that fact and want to vote for him, but here we are.

[@c3swift]

how dare you assume DT's gender!

[@clrjohnstone6119]

Well put! 👏👏

[@patsavage1245]

Trump and Vance: Our wives are legal immigrants. The flew into America first class. They didn't climb over walls like poor people.

[@maryanntoner4520]

I think you mean Vance’s IN-LAWS. Usha was born in San Diego.

[@patsavage1245]

@@maryanntoner4520 Right next to the wall. It's called metaphorically speaking. Don't be so pedantic. You get the gist.

[@Kai-s2o4t]

@@patsavage1245 I don't get the gist, and I went to Yale. That's not a metaphor, and you are not clever.

[@gailflanagan1214]

@@Kai-s2o4t Geez. I wish Trump supporters were such sticklers for the actual facts. I got the gist.

[@patsavage1245]

@@Kai-s2o4t I am. I didn't go to jail.

[@kaylablanton8519]

He says she isn't equipped to be president. 🤨🙄 It's all projection. He is the one who looks like an idiot every time he does an interview. He doesn't know how to answer any substantive questions. My vote won't count for anything either, I live in Kentucky. I cannot vote for a man, among other things, who makes fun of people who stutter. My son stutters.

[@bubbawilliams]

Your vote won't be alone, your vote counts and as a bonus it cancels out a MAGA vote. Vote Blue 💙 SAVE AMERICA

[@desiree20115]

YOUR VOTE MATTERS 🗳🤝🇺🇸

[@CanisoGaming]

How about her interviews? 😂

[@aliceslab]

Not only that a little girl died because of him. When he is asked about a policy he just talks about how bad his opponent is. If I was a Republican I'd be so upset that my candidate won't let me know his policies.

[@CanisoGaming]

@@aliceslab do you know kamala's policies? Every time she's asked about policy she keeps spitting "I was born in a middle class family" sooo idk where her policies are, other than what she copied from biden's website & the taxes on tips she copied from trump days after he announced it 😂

[@face5624]

The double standards for Kamala is ridiculous. Tfg can't even answer a straight question. Vote 💙💙

[@anguswiebe]

yes For Trump. also hes done dozens of long form interviews just watch them lol

[@SalamaSond]

Trump isn't a "truth teller", he's an attitude seller.

[@micheleriberdy1252]

The "truth" that all these people claim Trump tells is the verbalizing of their hate. That's their "truth".

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

14:42.

[@debbieaellig2830]

And a liar and a bully

[@scottsthaname1]

Trump and Diddy deserve each other's warm embrace on those cold prison nights... who are we to stop this love train of destiny? 🇺🇲🇺🇲 Trump/Diddy Cellmates 2024 🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@Patsanford220]

Southern district of NY where are you! Come get this bozo!

[@mooncalf191]

Yuge amounts of baby oil. More baby oil than anyone has ever seen. Diddy came to me, and he's a strong man, and he knows about baby oil, but he was crying, and he said, Mr. President, you have the best baby oil, ever. Anyway, buy my Trump brand baby oil, only 3.7 million a bottle. That's 3.7 mil the FEC doesn't need to know about.

[@k3ionafloyd]

@@mooncalf191😂😂😂😂

[@Smoothjock]

Nah! It would be wrong to disappoint Bubba Bigdick after all this time.

[@adougherty8869]

She has been consistently clear, detailed and direct re: every policy she has been asked about.

[@ecomatters3416]

But the dumbos are not listening . Did they lose their sense of hearing when Trump got shot on his 'earlobe'?

[@yishnir]

Except for a commitment to following our laws vis a vis foreign aid.

[@sheilagoos645]

@@yishnir How do you figure that ? The one who didn't follow our laws was Trump- he took money away from FEMA to fund his border policies. NOT ALLOWED. He also threatened Ukraine by withholding funds Congress has granted to them in order to force the Zelenskyy to target his political opponent. Also ILLEGAL.

[@darren871]

She literally thinks business tax write-offs are when the Federal Government writes you a check... you can't possibly be so dumb that you're actually buying what she's selling.

[@jenkinsmanly-spain1252]

😂

[@brittassss]

Shady Vance wants women to stay in their marriage, even if their husband is abusive. Wonder what's going on in the house of the Vance family? So many 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 about Shady Vance.

[@anonymoose116]

If they win and they take away the ability for women to divorce - men will die. I don't condone it, but many women are not willing to become victims. Hes a fool.

[@marty4278]

He wants to completely destroy our college systems.

[@Jason-hg1pc]

Maybe he's the one getting slapped around at home and he's projecting to the camera to avoid more of it.

[@brittassss]

​@@Jason-hg1pc Nice try. 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@wholeshebang1]

@@Jason-hg1pc- Oh, please! He's not a victim.

[@lindasmith3774]

The emperor has no clothes. Sadly there are so many like him. Too many.... Thank you Jon, for your take on it.

[@w8w8whatnow95]

The thought of this emperor with no clothes is 🤮

[@SusanJohnston-jz7bp]

Pc😅f😅❤❤

[@karengilburg3196]

Took a lot of what? This man never can answer any question, he doesn’t have the answer!

[@SN-sz7kw]

He’s too intellectually lazy. He simply recycles what he thinks he knows.

[@gailflanagan1214]

He doesn't think he needs an answer. Trump gets a direct question, and his answer is "look over there." Distract everyone long enough that they forgot the question. It may work in business, we'll see about politics.

[@lonebluestar65]

“A thing called tips”. He said that like he invented the concept.

[@cynthiariley685]

He takes credit for everything

[@danceswith7wolves]

No tax on tips and OT sounds like it would benefit many people, or am I mistaken?

[@natejohnson9738]

​@danceswith7wolves as far as tips your mistaken we servers won't see much of a difference

[@marty4278]

@@danceswith7wolvesYeah, they’ll switch to all salary so there WON’T BE any overtime.

[@gailflanagan1214]

@@danceswith7wolves It could, if it was explained intelligently. That's not what Trump did.

[@guntherschabus3458]

it’s incredible how great, funny and intelligent you stand your point. So cool❤

[@Goblinkatie]

“As an undecided voter, it’s basically me and six people who were… kicked in the head by very powerful horses.“ 😂🤣💀

[@mckinleybrown1957]

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[@dshepherd107]

😂😂😂

[@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed]

That actually describes basically every voter on either side of political gang-banging- minus the few independent non-partisan amongst us

[@allisonangelafleming]

🧐🤔🤷🏼‍♀️​@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed

[@MsPea]

It's so aggravating that interviewers never challenge Trump. They let his gibberish go by as if it makes sense. No one ever keeps following up, trying to get him to answer a question. The bar is set so low for Trump, and so high for Harris. No matter how specific she is, she's accused of not being clear enough. No matter how garbled and incoherent he is, his answers are accepted without question. And, he has the nerve to complain about the media, when the media gives him pass after pass--even so-called "liberal" media. He should be thanking them.

[@natejohnson9738]

No one wants to loose their job over it.

[@infin8ee]

Plus he let's it bee known you won't get another interview or questions answered . It's more "strongman " stuff. You know, control the flow of information and ridicule Anny alternate views.

[@Jason-hg1pc]

The circumstances regarding Drumpf's challenges include his past rhetoric, that Global Warming and Covid were unimportant falsehoods. The first one is boiling away any fence for anyone left undecided to hide behind, and the second reduced his under-50 voting base by showing his stupidity and his over-50 voting base by epidemic.

[@treatingmyselfright]

brutally agreed

[@treatingmyselfright]

the fact that she is being challenged and pounded on proves that she actually is the only one that has got some sense of anything including logical process of thoughts and plans

[@elisegeum1514]

Vance calling others weird is ironic

[@elaineburnett5230]

Also weird 😮😮😮😮

[@uncomfortabletruth3831]

Keep your grandparents out of jail. Use the parental controls to block Fox News, if you happen to visit them this thanksgiving… Your welcome america…

[@Jason-hg1pc]

You're welcome to edit "your welcome", I remind you Thanksgiving and America are respected, even by us minorities and, oddly, by our PC's.

[@dshepherd107]

@@Jason-hg1pcoh quit. It’s dark humor. So many people just hoping for a reason to be outraged. Jon uses it often. You should recognize it.

[@dshepherd107]

Words of wisdom

[@Jason-hg1pc]

@@dshepherd107 Oak wit. You should recognize the difference between "your welcome america" and "you're welcome,. America" isn't "dark humor", it's the difference between hypocrisy and illiteracy. I'm not outraged, I'm educated. You should recognize it.

[@meh52749]

His tariff plan sounds an awful lot like his plan to build a wall and make mexico pay for it. That's not how this works, Connie.

[@gailflanagan1214]

I like that nickname "Connie." That's perfect

[@Babybeans-s2z]

With friends like Trump you don’t need any enemies

[@Jason-hg1pc]

With enemies like Drumpf you're a minority.

[@Hope-w5l]

Trump praised Elon Musk for firing workers who go out on strike. Trump to Musk: " You're the greatest cutter ", when they go on strike, you said that's ok, you're all gone !

[@douglasarcher9544]

Trump's plea for Pete Rose being in the hall of fame is classic for Trump. Trump sees nothing wrong with cheating. Pete Rose is not in the hall of fame because he broke the rules. key question: Do rules matter? Should they be enforced? Should there be consequences for breaking rules? Trump says "No".

[@bryanergau6682]

But ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

[@Cronus_Primus]

Trump and honesty CAN NOT coexist in the same universe!

[@MyCracker1234]

Kamala hasn't told the American people who is paying for her hand outs........I'll give you a guess who will be paying for her polices.......The first 4 letters are Amer and the last 5 are icans

[@TampaDave]

Even in the same sentence.

[@matthewbrow312]

Sure they can… Trump is incapable of honesty

[@bradlyscotunes9156]

​@@TampaDave'..Nor even in same sentence."

[@TampaDave]

@@bradlyscotunes9156 Right

[@sherimc354]

One lie don’t change my mind, but 60 lies in 60 minutes does!

[@ecomatters3416]

And about 30, 000 in 4 years, I heard.

[@melodyphilippi7978]

Agree, all politicians lie but Trump has taken it to a whole other level. He literally can’t speak unless he’s lying

[@michelerieff7322]

Thank you John for making me laugh......you are the best medicine in these hideous times. 😂

[@sandrabarrie84]

Repubs should watch Jon to try and get their humor back. They’re all so glum, pessimistic and angry.

[@MelindaMae138]

@@sandrabarrie84 Your compassionate idea is viable enough, however, the problem is that Republicans have NEVER had the time to have a sense of humor! For the past 50+ yrs they've been far too busy being Pathologically Dishonest, Pros at Deflection, Chronically Crying Victimhood, Bible Banging, ramming "Family Values" down our throats while the majority of them are completely void of basic morals, Starting Wars (even though 85% of them either Dodged the Draft or simply never Served in our Military yet they have NO Problem sending others to war), Chronically giving "themselves" & their fellow Wealthy Cronies HUGE TAX CUTS while saddling the rest of us w/ "the Bill" (for their lavish life styles) for over 4 decades, Fiercely Fighting against the Dems on anything/everything that possibly Benefits the Rest Of Us (ie: Increasing the Minimum Wage to an amt people can actually survive on & do it NOW, not 4 yrs from now aft prices on everything have increased AGAIN), Refusing to work w/ the Dems to Pass Reasonable Gun Laws (while more & more children are murdered w/ guns), spreading Rampant Hate, Racism, Bigotry & Homophobia, Vainly believing they are "superior" to the rest of us, Denying Global Warming exists (which couldn't possibly be due to the FACT that 80% of them have their hands in Big Oil & Fracking), & my personal favorite being the actual Poster "Children" for the definition of the word Hypocrisy!!! 🤮 💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙

[@pamelajordan2890]

He is a treasure 😂❤

[@patti21125150]

And how many of those hard working men and women did he NOT pay or put out if business???

[@Babybeans-s2z]

Hundreds for sure possibly thousands

[@punapeter]

He is the Bankruptcy King of Amuricah

[@Tseekr]

@@patti21125150 Trump had undocumented immigrants working in his hotel and pay them less than minimum wage he's a hypocrite pos

[@nitaweitzel822]

​@@punapeterthat's Umercu

[@punapeter]

@@nitaweitzel822 for you maybe

[@Worthless-t8x]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or shrink back in terror.

[@LisaWendyScott]

It's funny.

[@bethdale2012]

I'm crying, because what does it say about our country, our govt, and its people when we have someone this disgusting and pathetic running for president. And our adversaries are watching this election just as much as we are.

[@elaineburnett5230]

​@@bethdale2012our enemies are not as smart as they seem, they have problems of their own.

[@bryanergau6682]

Vote.

[@mrgrinch837]

Be afraid, be very afraid....

[@Stevenarmyofone]

Thanks Jon I appreciate your humor, you are food for the soul.😘🤡

[@dorisaffissio1649]

We need that!

[@BeepBoos]

Food for hope too 💞🥰🙏🏼🫡🇺🇸

[@wskinnyodden]

What? Trump supporters complaining about nonsensical giberrish from Kamala? What? Am I hallucinating? Need to check what the heck was on that mushroom sauce on them steaks....

[@kingayy9267]

@wskinnyodden Everything they accuse democrats of doing, they're already doing. Projection is the name of their game. You can tell what TFG's latest mishap will be based on what he pretends Biden (now Harris) is doing. It's like dealing with a particularly terrible five-year-old.

[@isabelmcgaugh711]

Every accusation is a confession. Even when the accusation makes it sounds like there’s a gas leak in the building…

[@lindaswanson9328]

Maga can't understand laguage over a 4th grade level. That's mostly why they love the orange stain. They don't have to google any of his words for their meaning.

[@johnnyklaustwo6502]

what you require from them? There is one red, fluffy furball in head of every of them....

[@Goblinkatie]

If you hear someone saying that about her, tell them she’s just “doing the weave”. It’s a… “technique”… Trump bragged about employing during the September 7th rally in Pennsylvania.

[@MannequinAttack]

I was so happy to get my former boss fired when he forced me to work overtime without paying me. The company tried to cover it up, but they paid a whole lot more in punitive damages.

[@gordonely3591]

💚 🦀 💚 Excellent result □ □ the New Deal has risen like a phoenix from the ashes of New Feudalism

[@fubar-world]

We are so happy for you.

[@laurawells3935]

I work with a bunch of people who count on either overtime or their second job to make it. Every time something breaks or needs to be replaced, it’s a juggling trick for them. I cannot for the life of me understand why they like this lying idiot.

[@johnnyklaustwo6502]

cause they think (?) or at least hope he will come and start throwing Franklins at them, welp.... Cinderella is not a documentary :)

[@gailflanagan1214]

I counted on OT just to have a little pocket money. The regular paycheck covered the bills. But if you want to buy a birthday present or christmas present, you neeed the OT.

[@Alexis-u9k]

Some people want to be lied to. They know that they are being lied to, but they can't turn away. The Sopranos, when Tony told his sister that he buried her dead/missing boyfriend under a tree. She knew better, but rode with it for a minute cause she wanted to... Just saying....🙃

[@corbeau-_-]

they stressed AF...

[@DebraMeshell]

So why don't they demand anything from Trump.?

[@stop_lying_to_me]

Donald Trump's trade wars with China resulted in a U.S. trade deficit of $679 billion. The steepest reduction in fishing industry jobs since data tracking started. The unemployment rate reached 14.7%, the highest since the Great Depression. The U.S. economy contracted at the fastest rate since 1946. The national debt increased 40.43%.

[@richstrobel]

I'm not a Trump supporter but I wonder how much of that has to do with Covid? Not the trade wars but unemployment.

[@dorisaffissio1649]

Why does anyone lie?

[@daveg-Vancouver_Island]

@@davidbryant3532it’s called looking it up, government websites have these stats, you should look it up, I dare you or any magat to do it!

[@carolapineda1970]

​@@davidbryant3532you need to check your information source

[@vegastjg]

@@davidbryant3532 Tell us the real info then instead of just saying it's false

[@tenakoe]

Aw c'mon, Trump can make anybody say YES to him .. all he has to say is "Am I bothering you" ???😂😂😂😂

[@peggyroane2092]

Wish we had the twice a day show. 😊 Love Jon.

[@robertneilson7624]

"Childcare is childcare " it sure is mister, it suuuure is.

[@genuine3852]

Hmm...Sounds familiar kind of like people dying because of a horrendous government response to COVID19. People dying "It is what it is" -Trump 2020-

[@CindyPoole-oj7ed]

JD was smarmy and lied the entire time.

[@theresalong2767]

JD Vance is just like Donald Trump

[@JosetteA]

​@theresalong2767 He's just like Trump, except he speaks better.

[@icecold7408]

Dam... just found you.. you are amazing!..ty for being here.... I've totally backtracked and watching all your videos..I will follow and support your channel.. great job!!

[@PrattipatiSaiTeja]

Please pay the channel as well. Don't just watch the videos.

[@ryanfgrantjr3009]

Trump only has concepts of a plan. That's what I would say in high school when i was asked about my homework.

[@stevenbagley9858]

Can we start to talk about the Corporations and Companies that after Jan 6 donated to Republicans who denied the election results of 2020. Can we see which companies are still not supporting our Democracy. We need more exposure on this subject.

[@haroldackermann7592]

Yes, Steven !!!

[@rickypen]

Corporations do FAR better under GOP candidates. I'm pretty much convinced that the "inflation" price gouging is essentially to make any non GOP candidate look bad.

[@anguswiebe]

Stolen election. Vote for donald Trump in person

[@thisbushnell2012]

@rickypen that has been demonstrably true for decades.

[@rickypen]

@@thisbushnell2012 yea agreed

[@markgigiel2722]

The Max Headroom comment was great for us old people. Most others probably didn't get it.

[@TampaDave]

Lots of people watched Max Headroom, and didn't get IT. 😼

[@Cactuscupcake1972]

Remember when the TV signal was interrupt by a weird creepy dancing Max Headroom back about 1987 ? The freakiest thing I remember about Max Headroom!

[@WillFranceschi-y3i]

That's max gates

[@cdubya3071]

The port strike is over, they got their 60% RAISE!

[@KhmerMinnesnowta]

Did You mean pathological liar Don and slick liar Vance?

[@jeff7764]

Voting for Trump is like intentionally cutting your own brake lines before you descend Mt Washington!

[@Catinthedesert]

Actually Congress is supposed to declare wars and they have not. Technically the USA is not at war.

[@sulynn72]

We dont get toilet paper from overseas 😂😂😂

[@kimnabi3988]

But -Musk has plans to

[@pedro72246]

You really are out of touch with most Americans. They only use the finest french mountain spring water to flush the toilet. This is a crisis!

[@mahjie9903]

Exactly what I told my family who live in Ok and freaking out about the strike and TP😂😂😂

[@bradlyscotunes9156]

​@@kimnabi3988That is scary!

[@workingliving703]

The tip joke was great!

[@margaretbaca3929]

@@workingliving703 😂

[@SatansSimgma]

When I retired from working for the State, the starting wage was about 1 dollar more then what it was when I started I'm 2001. Plus it now required a degree. I felt bad interviewing young people.

[@PrattipatiSaiTeja]

With that username, you should feel bad...LUL

[@ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg]

Go Jon Stewart

[@Tseekr]

@@ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg Jon had to come back we need him. Thanks bro

[@Tseekr]

@@ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg Jon Stewart is our hero besides kamala.

[@lubabe9969]

Constant projection!

[@hanliddlee]

Every time Trump makes an accusation I look it up. Ooh! Trump withheld FEMA relief? Oh yeah he did that.

[@MadDragon75]

Thank you for the highly accurate chart, Jon. 😂👍

[@lorifurey5963]

🔐 TRUMP IS RUNNING SIMPLY TO AVOID PRISON

[@margaretbaca3929]

😂😂😂😂

[@stephenarendse8730]

8:02 it sounds like trump thinks the "F" in "IVF" means "friends..."

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump is selling golden sneakers with a photo of himself. How do you know those are Trump sneakers? They're soulless.

[@LynnReinholt]

@@leannevandekew1996 🤭🤭😉😉🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣😃🤣

[@leewm.gaudry3770]

And covered with feces.

[@margaretgarana911]

YES!

[@TampaDave]

Soleless. I bought boots from a dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

[@dodomak9374]

@@TampaDave Blame your feet 🦶 😂 😝

[@yvanstonge3738]

I thought I was watching a news report " Cities over run by gangs. Murders out in the open" as Trump describes.. then I realized I had sat on the TV remote and I was watching Escape from New York...

[@patriciaflickner5392]

Finally! Someone mentioned the hosts! 😂

[@Stew-s5e]

How can fox entertainment spin this guy, surely they can’t rely upon pillow and catheter adds to keep them solvent. And how can maga not see that this guy is not for the working class.

[@LaRomana59]

Cable/satellite providers pay them a per subscriber fee based on total subscribers, not actual viewers. They don't need ad money. Fox is paid far more than any other channel because during negotiations they send their viewers after the providers.

[@aliceslab]

I like how, "I have a concept of a plan" after being president for four whole years, is somehow better than detailed plans on how to help people. But that's the thing when you talk about helping people, Republicans think that doesn't make sense to help people. Wonder why

[@c3swift]

AND MOST THE polls on the VP debate now are "tied" apparantly. JD lied and Walz didn't. how is that a tie?

[@aliceslab]

@@c3swift well my theory is this, we know republicans are a minority now. But what happens is more republicans speak out or comment on their views, they're more likely to vote or participate in polls. It's deceiving because the left just isn't turning out as much hence the polls being almost 50/50 but in reality the left has a majority already. Basically we're the silent majority now just like the silent generation was.

[@meganwynn372]

CONN cept.

[@1954ManofMight]

It was so refreshing to hear two opposing politicians speak civilly to one another, I really appreciated that

[@tinachristensen8484]

“Are you Fing kidding me right now?!!” That was my exact reaction as well!!!

[@Michael-n2p5w]

Unfortunately that's my reaction to about half of anything MAGA says. (Weather control, anybody?)

[@peggyroane2092]

​@Michael-n2p5w That is my reaction to everything the maga and Trump say.

[@bradlyscotunes9156]

​@@peggyroane2092Yes

[@tonisodano5472]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF DRUMPF PLEASE IMMEDIATELY

[@lienarden3777]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👏👏🙏🏻👍👍👍👍👍👍🙏🏻🙏🏻🤣

[@FFrames-f2n]

Thank you so much for mentioning “kiffness eating the cats song on your show” since streaming $ goes to shelter so appreciate the extra views for the pets sake.

[@GassersGhost]

"Gibber-esque"

[@richarddarlington3229]

The cap hitting the table made the perfect sound.

[@roym3366]

Some tv news network stations (FOX and friends) have really terrible «expert» commentators!

[@bradlyscotunes9156]

"Faux" News..

[@thaogiang8029]

You're crushing it, Michael! ❤

[@theovanderstorm3171]

One thing is for sure ‘childcare = childcare.’ And about I.V.F. we don’t have taxes on tips.

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Well, for once he did say true things. They just have nothing to do with the questions. Can't have everything, I guess.

[@bradlyscotunes9156]

t.-Rump won't answer serious questions.

[@JosetteA]

​@@bradlyscotunes9156He never answers questions directly. He rambles incoherently.

[@bradlyscotunes9156]

​@JosetteA ..yes, & then he talks (lies) about something unrelated..

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

I'm a simple man. I see a video with John Stuart. I click on it

[@dr.wolfstar1765]

That's not his name

[@PrattipatiSaiTeja]

Yeah, you do seem like a simple man

[@gritter2112]

Tulsi lost all her remaining credibility!

[@hanliddlee]

She is an embarrassment to Hawaii. She just pretended to be a democrat because you can get elected here if you are a republican. 👎👎👎

[@LisaWendyScott]

I totally agree with you.

[@phriedokra6158]

I'D rather have WARS and still support our ALLIES than peace AND BE IN BED WITH OUR ENEMIES... ..

[@nancychandler367]

Our Military is the best. Ty 🇺🇸

[@zVxlon]

And this is insane

[@meganwynn372]

Well said!!

[@Alexis-u9k]

AMEN 🙏🏽

[@NatalieWilsonDNP]

Welcome to being an accomplished Black Woman in America

[@KhmerMinnesnowta]

Pets have been eating their minds. I mean Don Old 🐔 bonespurs and Shady Vance's brain cells😂

[@Apocabicyclist]

Love your work

[@leese.23]

I am completely shocked he can still walk around at all. Considering how many times he's shot himself in the foot! Trump. Is. Such. An. Idiot.

[@katherinegray5086]

Congrats!!! Best Comment Award 2024 !! 🏆🥇👏👏🥳🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪

[@a.h.5958]

Never again!

[@randyinscoe5780]

As a worker I know Trump is behind me, I can feel it, it's small and flaccid, but it's there! 😢

[@farrahupson]

Lol gross.

[@punapeter]

don't bendover to pick up that quarter.

[@clarissar1528]

😂

[@Tseekr]

@@randyinscoe5780 he's behind you making sure you do he says and taking care of your money 😆 🤣

[@sayjay26]

jd vance the Republican Party's Eddie Haskell, tell me I'm wrong...

[@kimnabi3988]

Osmond was the best comedian on that show.

[@leannevandekew1996]

The concepts of a a plan. Maybe: "They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets..."

[@monaestrada6256]

😀😀😀😀😀

[@Tomscomment]

Remember when Trump was all the time "looking strongly" into things in order to present a plan "in about two weeks" that would "make everybody very happy"?

[@TampaDave]

You suppose he already had a concept of a plan 9 years ago?

[@Tomscomment]

@@TampaDave it seems like back then, he maybe had the inkling of an idea that he would eventually have to make us wonder whether he might really surprise us with coming up with the concept of a plan.

[@TampaDave]

@@Tomscomment I thought his only concepts were: me,me,me,money,power,hurt others.

[@malonesinclaire9201]

One of the stupidest question asked was about Hong Kong. So f__king ridiculous and inane.

[@kaiserauer1]

Please give him another coloring book….

[@LisaWendyScott]

Hi Kaiser

[@PrattipatiSaiTeja]

​​@@LisaWendyScottHi Lisa. What's up?

[@moosemagic3429]

(30:50) I love how Jesse Waters highlights that one of Vance's selling points is. ---- he's 20 years younger than Walz.

[@ThalesWell]

Yale should lose its accreditation if it produces a JD Vance.

[@Kai-s2o4t]

Everyone said that when Bush Jr. was president too. A school cannot make you into a decent person, and it shouldn't be punished if you don't turn into one.

[@ursulareed3743]

Lindsey Graham needs a cognitive test.

[@SuperAna1954]

Thank you, from Portugal ❤❤❤

[@tylerhackner9731]

Love ya Jon

[@peggyroane2092]

Love Jon too. He is # 1 at making me laugh and he makes me have faith in our future.💙👍😃😘💙⚖️🧢🌊

[@bartonted]

'Duct-tapped to a chair with an IPAD'. The best child-care policy ever.

[@coeurdalenegal]

😂😂😂😂

[@janeayre96]

😂 “are you fkng kidding me right now?!”

[@acmelka]

The Oklahoma dept of education bought 3.5 million dollars Worth of trump bibles....i just learned about this and I'm so angry

[@KhristyDrysdale]

I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My husband and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on his pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific lnvestment account with my Abby Joseph Cohen my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month. Our government needs to get spending under control and cut the federal budget.

[@JocaShawn]

I went from no money to lnvest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Abby Joseph Cohen. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

[@erikmooree]

How can i reach this Abby Joseph Cohen, if you don't mind me asking? I've known her by her reputation at Goldman Sachs

[@KhristyDrysdale]

@erikmooree Well her name is 'ABBY JOSEPH COHEN SERVICES'. Just research the name. You'd find necessary details to set up an appointment.

[@morbidmanmusic]

GTH! We are sick of you

[@DennisSoklov]

Abby Joseph Cohen Services has really set the standard for others to follow, we love her here in Canada 🇨🇦 as she has been really helpful and changed lots of life's

[@Sorenzo]

People who speak Gibberish are called Gibberlings, and they're small, mostly harmless monsters in Dungeons and Dragons.

[@fubar-world]

However this is real life and we are in trouble with T.

[@cmedley477]

When will Trump the chump ever catch on??

[@joshyoung1440]

1:32 THE EYE ROLL WHEN HE SAID "AMERICAN PUBLIC" 😂

[@JR-ev8ce]

“Childcare is childcare” from the smartest man on earth!!!

[@johnbartlett9568]

Trump!!!!! Nothing is more important than money!!!!!

[@BrittanyCocchino]

This man came back because he knew we needed him and because the stakes are so high.

[@katherinegray5086]

I have only just discovered Jon Stewart.. am having a lot of fun going back through his wonderfully entertaining career !! 👏🥳🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪

[@biteynibbles8444]

Trump shocked and awed Kamala.....just look at Kamala, laughing uncontrollably, as if she's listening to a very funny comedian. I've told you all along......Trump should do stand up ! Vote blue!🇺🇲💪🏼💙🌊🌊🌊

[@johnnyklaustwo6502]

more likely when as you meet creep from bar in thin corridor....

[@Musicsingingmovement]

They're saying that Kamala Harris doesn't have a detailed plan of action when it comes to implenting policies. Do they honestly think that Trump does?!

[@Purdue_Pharma]

Imagine how different America would be if members of Congress were under oath whenever they spoke in the chambers. That’s crazy though, the notion that our elected officials tell the truth when legislating. Crazy.

[@DeborahLagutaris]

there's a Speech and Debate Clause in the Constitution that allows our elected officials to LIE and MISREPRESENT in the floor of Congress and it seems like everything else too. No fact-checking allowed.

[@fubar-world]

I can't yell fire in a crowded building, but trump can tell lies for years, getting people killed along the way, and he becomes president.

[@annjamieson6544]

This is what the "journalists" should have been doing with trump.

[@Icykzppl]

❤❤❤❤COACH❤❤❤ VS 😂😂😂😂COUCH!😂😂😂😂

[@zsahe21]

Jesus. Idiocracy was just a fun movie back then.