Biden Challenges Trump To Debate & King Charles’s Controversial Portrait | The Daily Show

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Desi Lydic tackles Biden & Trump’s feisty calls for a pre-election debate without worm-ridden opponent RFK Jr., Michael Kosta proposes we use the presidential debate as a geriatric fitness test, and King Charles sees red in his first portrait as king. #DailyShow #Biden #Trump
00:00 - King Charles’s New Portrait is Unveiled
01:27 - Biden Challenges Trump to a Debate
06:04 - Michael Kosta Weighs in on the Looming Biden-Trump Debate
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@Thimble-berry
@Thimble-berry 26 күн бұрын
I was disappointed at first that Jon wasn't going to host every episode, but now that I've tuned in more often I do adore the whole TDS team. Desi is one of my favorites.
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 26 күн бұрын
She's mine... I'm in love with her. ❤
@user-fl3sr2kh5c
@user-fl3sr2kh5c 26 күн бұрын
She’s got great delivery
@mookiewilson4166
@mookiewilson4166 26 күн бұрын
Lol, I thought it was Trump Derangement Syndrome until I worked it out.
@sebastianag2966
@sebastianag2966 26 күн бұрын
Idk I feel like all of them except Jordan Klepper is missing an actual genuine personality and isn't some sort of satirical amalgamation that this show seems to breed. Maybe it's just experience, or confidence, but it's a little weird how all of them have the same schtick when presenting.
@MichaelLochlann
@MichaelLochlann 26 күн бұрын
I feel like it would work better if they didn't have Jon. He would make Trevor look bad, much less the correspondents, whose delivery doesn't add much to the material. I like all the correspondents but nobody is going to be exciting opening up for the Beatles or the Rolling Stones.
@Jenny_Oblivion
@Jenny_Oblivion 26 күн бұрын
They should always have the mics shut off when time is up. It’s unlistenable when people talk over one another
@Archimedeeez
@Archimedeeez 26 күн бұрын
there's bound to be lots of that😅
@festivus4405
@festivus4405 26 күн бұрын
And it’s hard to listen when people keep clapping and booing in the crowd.
@dennisharrell2236
@dennisharrell2236 26 күн бұрын
I was against having any debates unless Trump's mic was shut off when President Biden is speaking. I'm glad to see that everybody is aware of Trump's strategy.
@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 26 күн бұрын
{This sort of free speech is typically scoured & purged by "freespee fundamentalist" virtue signalers} We all know Trump doesn't want to ✌️debate✌️ Biden. He doesn't know how to debate. No one has watched him debate in 8 years. He wants to ramble-bleat over Biden's speech, perform a routine, hopefully Biden stutters 1 1/2 times and then Donnie's blue pill nation declares victory😁
@lisaahmari7199
@lisaahmari7199 26 күн бұрын
TOTALLY AGREE!! And mandatory shock collars to stop shouting interruptions. And tether both to the podiums so there is none of that childish, preening stalking around stage.
@strawbarry7834
@strawbarry7834 26 күн бұрын
Desi Lydic has really grown on me recently. There's just a real charm about her.
@todd8155
@todd8155 26 күн бұрын
Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on Desi... Smart, cute, funny...
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 26 күн бұрын
Recently? She's the full package!
@silverstem2964
@silverstem2964 26 күн бұрын
​@@todd8155 You wanna share the crush? You take Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and I'll take Monday, Wednesday and Friday? We'll split holidays?👌
@Kodakcompactdisc
@Kodakcompactdisc 26 күн бұрын
She’s my girlfriend, she just doesn’t know it, or know I exist.
@Planck944
@Planck944 26 күн бұрын
@@Kodakcompactdisclol
@splatzec
@splatzec 26 күн бұрын
The artist is brilliant for that painting. The last dying gasps of an empire built in blood.
@joycej9415
@joycej9415 26 күн бұрын
Spot on!
@lindagoad2163
@lindagoad2163 26 күн бұрын
Bit of a stretch. The Empire died about 50 years ago. Also, as opposed to all those peacefully made empires?
@splatzec
@splatzec 26 күн бұрын
@@lindagoad2163 🤦‍♂️ it’s art. I just shared my perspective, eye of the beholder and all that jazz.
@joycewills895
@joycewills895 26 күн бұрын
​@@lindagoad2163Name the peaceful ones????
@gardenofsn5955
@gardenofsn5955 26 күн бұрын
@@joycewills895 That's the point of their comment
@crisb2890
@crisb2890 26 күн бұрын
The butterfly is a monarch. "Bahdahbahdahboom"
@SoberOKMoments
@SoberOKMoments 26 күн бұрын
Well said! Made me laugh right out loud.
@hollivybez
@hollivybez 26 күн бұрын
😂😂
@TheBusyJane
@TheBusyJane 26 күн бұрын
The thing is cartoonish. It's giving stomping his little feet screaming "Respect the king!"
@All_Loves_Lost
@All_Loves_Lost 25 күн бұрын
😂😂
@swilliams1759
@swilliams1759 24 күн бұрын
I like the painting. It certainly isn't stuffy. Has a 1960's vibe to it. Can't think of a particular artist , but I've definitely seen that style before in mid-century paintings.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 26 күн бұрын
"I got to buy tampons...." Deeper cut than it looks.
@yv2521
@yv2521 26 күн бұрын
Legit LOL at the office.
@shooterdotnet
@shooterdotnet 26 күн бұрын
Close, but no cigar.
@madhack69
@madhack69 26 күн бұрын
I get the reference 😂
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 26 күн бұрын
CPB problems.
@neohippe1
@neohippe1 26 күн бұрын
Bidens body double in a mask is going to debate, let’s get real.
@Priscilla-Prancercise
@Priscilla-Prancercise 26 күн бұрын
I’m glad about Biden’s conditions for the debate. That’s smart, especially the microphones.
@executivedecision6141
@executivedecision6141 23 күн бұрын
I was saying that in 2020! Their second debate wasn't much better than their first.
@virginiahamamelis3804
@virginiahamamelis3804 26 күн бұрын
locking them both in the room so the rest of us can sneak out of America is such a mood
@TheREALJosephTurner
@TheREALJosephTurner 26 күн бұрын
Joe Biden: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." It's not often that Biden makes me say "Dayum!" but... dayum!
@BrianRetro
@BrianRetro 26 күн бұрын
I cracked up when I heard that!
@freeloader9000
@freeloader9000 26 күн бұрын
We saw 2014 Biden come back up for a few seconds there.
@SoFloCo-ne4rk
@SoFloCo-ne4rk 26 күн бұрын
Biden is like a gentleman who carries a switchblade. Trump is a bully who's secretly terrified.
@patrickmarrone8565
@patrickmarrone8565 26 күн бұрын
you guys serious? 5 cuts on a 14 second video and your excited? jesus
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 26 күн бұрын
@@patrickmarrone8565 pretty sure no-one's excited bc of the editing. tbh, i find no thrill in the idea of the debate- sure, biden is pretty uninspiring but there's not a chance trump can stand upto even the most cursory examination; the man's an absolute shitshow. how/why someone who's already lost the vote *twice* can dare stand for a third try is just beyond belief.
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 26 күн бұрын
Donnie should listen to his own advice from Gettysburg Wow: Don’t debate uphill me Donnie Don’t debate uphill me Donnie
@brianfholmes1
@brianfholmes1 26 күн бұрын
Ha! Sounds like an Irish folk song. "Oh Donnie Boy, never debate uphill me Donnie....."
@commandopoppins4339
@commandopoppins4339 26 күн бұрын
I got to give the Biden team kudos for insisting that the mic be cut off, obviously a reference towards Trump's interruptions, because Biden does not interrupt.
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
He probably has a few times, but you’re correct not nearly as egregious as Trump
@rcpmac
@rcpmac 26 күн бұрын
But I'll miss Biden's "Why don't you shut up" line
@stevenbreen7243
@stevenbreen7243 26 күн бұрын
Best idea!
@rjmeeks4152
@rjmeeks4152 26 күн бұрын
He lost me at no RFK though. If they so powerful...why leave (RFK out)?
@honesttruth8064
@honesttruth8064 26 күн бұрын
Self admitted neurological issues and no family support? Why Ralph Nader the debate?​@@rjmeeks4152
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 26 күн бұрын
They better flippin mute trump when its not his turn to speak.
@Richard-ug4el
@Richard-ug4el 26 күн бұрын
They are.
@SageWon-1aussie
@SageWon-1aussie 26 күн бұрын
"Just nother tack by my, uh, my politic opponan, trying to take away my, uh, that reminds me, who likes hamburgers? I could go for one right now. What? Oh, yeah. They wanna step my free speech. No speech Joe, that's what I call him, did you hear? Hear him stutter? No way I could lose, in fact, I nevada did! That's right Nevada... Who needs a teleprompter? Some one should sack that guy. Did you hear the one about the snake?"
@Martian74
@Martian74 26 күн бұрын
They are trying their best to stop him before the debate.
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 25 күн бұрын
Yes. That's the plan.
@jakederoy2715
@jakederoy2715 24 күн бұрын
@@Martian74 they want to stop him from being a clown. His subjects believe he's unbeatable, those outside the cult see a clown. Frankly it's embarrassing
@jayhimself_rtn
@jayhimself_rtn 26 күн бұрын
Charles portrait looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 lol
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 26 күн бұрын
oh thank the gods i wasnt the only one
@Dead_Kerbal
@Dead_Kerbal 26 күн бұрын
...or Dracula...
@cashmerebolden4473
@cashmerebolden4473 26 күн бұрын
Spot on!!
@PIXPromosMore
@PIXPromosMore 26 күн бұрын
Before or After they sprayed it with goo?
@simulationkoyo
@simulationkoyo 26 күн бұрын
any horror movie where the painting watches you.
@dubginkxx
@dubginkxx 26 күн бұрын
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" .....for now😂
@bossyboots5000
@bossyboots5000 25 күн бұрын
I have to admit, that really made me respect Biden. Like, he's setting the tone of the debate, aiming to come out swinging. (Whether that will happen is another story. But great shade.)
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 26 күн бұрын
If modern America was a dystopian novel, our editors would accuse us of writing too far-fetched. Or too on the nose. Or both.
@davidkoh7097
@davidkoh7097 26 күн бұрын
Desi Lydic's doing a real bang up job hosting the show! She's gone from strength to strength since her Daily Show debut, awesome!
@Kim_Miller
@Kim_Miller 26 күн бұрын
Desi Lydic for moderator.
@Shadoweclipse1386
@Shadoweclipse1386 26 күн бұрын
Or Jon Stewart. Funny aside, I'd be happy with someone like Chris Wallace.
@JH22533
@JH22533 25 күн бұрын
I want Jon Stewart
@redgreen82
@redgreen82 26 күн бұрын
Ya know it's kinda crazy that it hasn't even been a week since Trump referred to how wonderful the FICTIONAL "late great Hannibal Lecter" was and we seem to have forgotten about it.
@SoberOKMoments
@SoberOKMoments 26 күн бұрын
Every day brings its own dose of crazy now. It takes all we can do to keep up ...
@howardhughes7596
@howardhughes7596 26 күн бұрын
Some inaccuracy in their reporting. Joe has been quite open about sharing the whole of his annual medical exams. Joe also stood for 120 minutes plus for the State of the Union speech.
@CortexNewsService
@CortexNewsService 26 күн бұрын
You do know they're not actually a news show, right?
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 26 күн бұрын
Most of us stand for most of 8 hours, working for trash wages.
@jasjfl
@jasjfl 26 күн бұрын
I mean let's be real, he's the POTUS, if there were something serious on his medical exam he'd have it stricken before showing it. I'd vote for Biden's corpse over Trump but I'm just saying.
@lucascassol2995
@lucascassol2995 26 күн бұрын
Both the above comments are technically correct, ya love to see it
@racool911
@racool911 26 күн бұрын
@@CortexNewsServiceYea, but can't hurt to clarify any inaccuracies. Comedy doesn't work if people believe the stuff that isn't true
@KintokiSan
@KintokiSan 26 күн бұрын
3:44 "welcome to jurassic park" may be the most accurate tagline for that debate after all...
@Cooverdamn
@Cooverdamn 26 күн бұрын
Geriatric Park
@KintokiSan
@KintokiSan 26 күн бұрын
@@Cooverdamn wonder when america will remember that wearing adult diapers is not a requirement for being president
@Cooverdamn
@Cooverdamn 26 күн бұрын
@@KintokiSan well alzheimers is a preference as well so maybe it's prevalent in the nation too
@lysanamcmillan7972
@lysanamcmillan7972 26 күн бұрын
@@KintokiSan Only one of them does, so what's your point?
@KintokiSan
@KintokiSan 26 күн бұрын
@@lysanamcmillan7972 Found the simp. No, both of them do. And apparently americans are really into that for some inexplicable reason.
@JGold-cu5mo
@JGold-cu5mo 26 күн бұрын
No earplugs, no teleprompters, no makeup, no diapers.
@slvsfr
@slvsfr 26 күн бұрын
No Trump without his support group.
@Corbomite_Meatballs
@Corbomite_Meatballs 26 күн бұрын
And only 1 bottle of Ensure between them.
@L8rCloud
@L8rCloud 26 күн бұрын
AND lock Trump in a soundproof booth with his own aroma #ClamBake #HotBox #IndianCurry
@user-fl3sr2kh5c
@user-fl3sr2kh5c 26 күн бұрын
No weird lingering shadow pacing 😅
@drfranks1158
@drfranks1158 26 күн бұрын
let the orange man keep that diaper, no need to contaminate the room with that.
@ether_sect
@ether_sect 26 күн бұрын
Jon on Mondays and rotating this amazing cast on the other days turned out to be the best format ever. Keep this. ❤❤❤
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
I miss Trevor Noah
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 26 күн бұрын
HE SETS THE WEEK UP,AND THEY CONTINUE THE MOMENTUM
@QuayfariusFluddthe4rd
@QuayfariusFluddthe4rd 19 күн бұрын
​@@bobbyfartz5591He was the least funny person to ever host TDS
@scardini67611
@scardini67611 26 күн бұрын
I think King Charles is channeling his lineage from Vlad the Impaler in that portrait.
@longhorn7809
@longhorn7809 26 күн бұрын
" avoided it like foreplay "
@edwardallenthree
@edwardallenthree 26 күн бұрын
June 27? You mean the day the Jury convicts? Should be interesting.
@UkeCan1
@UkeCan1 26 күн бұрын
I think the conviction will be sooner.
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 24 күн бұрын
Ohhhh. Trump's hoping to skip it or milk the conviction.
@robinlandis5226
@robinlandis5226 26 күн бұрын
You go Dark Brandon.
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 26 күн бұрын
Mic cutoffs should be mandatory at all debates
@billhampton6605
@billhampton6605 26 күн бұрын
I love Bidens refererence to Clint Eastwood!!!
@tomaspita7244
@tomaspita7244 25 күн бұрын
All he left out was the ... PaB! I mean "punk"
@clam371384
@clam371384 26 күн бұрын
Poor Biden to debate with a 5 year old
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
One of the ghosts came back from Gaza?
@HRHDMKYT
@HRHDMKYT 26 күн бұрын
Ah, but the rules are, his microphone will only be active when it’s trump’s turn, so he won’t be allowed to interrupt and try to out-shout President Biden. Of course, I don’t trust him not to just yell without a mike… What they should do is put them in sound-proof booths, so no matter how loudly he screams, trump won’t be audible until it’s his turn and his microphone is back on.
@UberLummox
@UberLummox 26 күн бұрын
I love the mic cut off idea! Much needed w/Little Donny poopy pants.
@floydian022
@floydian022 26 күн бұрын
​@@CARWASHCHANNEL. The only blowouts Diaper Don has are right into his Depends. 😂
@dustanhale9807
@dustanhale9807 26 күн бұрын
Biggest battle since Ali and Frazier except both fighters already have CTE
@tacochaos5127
@tacochaos5127 26 күн бұрын
Desi is straight up hilarious 🤣
@goofy3908
@goofy3908 26 күн бұрын
No way the debate happens, Ill put money on it
@dan_hitchman007
@dan_hitchman007 23 күн бұрын
Trump will probably find some lame excuse like not testifying at his own trial and blame it on Biden.
@dougjohnson4266
@dougjohnson4266 26 күн бұрын
Our politics have become the Jerry Springer show. Dumpy would have no idea how to start a lawnmower. He probably would not even recognize one.
@nerdnam
@nerdnam 26 күн бұрын
He yelled at that kid pushing one.
@abthedragon4921
@abthedragon4921 26 күн бұрын
As an artist, I have serious questions on how that portrait got approved....
@jodyfulford8215
@jodyfulford8215 26 күн бұрын
😆 Same here!!! A couple of hundred years from now, pretentious art historians will be debating the hidden meanings of the butterfly and why the face looks like a decoupage photo that someone spilled white wine on. And maybe even that the painting predicted WWIII.
@AthenaKeatingThomas
@AthenaKeatingThomas 26 күн бұрын
Even the butterfly looks like it's bleeding. Seriously there's something going on with the painting's creation. If it wasn't for the fact that his face and hands look "clean", I'd say that someone splashed the canvas with clotting blood.
@discospiders
@discospiders 26 күн бұрын
His hands look like they died in 1865
@MichaelLochlann
@MichaelLochlann 26 күн бұрын
Looks like they are doing a more modern take on it. You might find art history interesting if you give it a search.
@BornAgainCynic0086
@BornAgainCynic0086 26 күн бұрын
I liked it, it's brave.
@slowbro1337
@slowbro1337 26 күн бұрын
The painting reminds me of the portrate of Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2
@user-cg6fd4in1d
@user-cg6fd4in1d 26 күн бұрын
Yes!!! I was thinking the same exact thing🤣😂. That's why I love KZbin.
@krbailey05
@krbailey05 26 күн бұрын
That's exactly what came to mind when I saw it too.
@dannylyles554
@dannylyles554 26 күн бұрын
"You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!
@BruceDuganSr
@BruceDuganSr 26 күн бұрын
that debate will break records -- too old guys slugging it out, America will be glued to the screen
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 26 күн бұрын
Not those of us sneaking out of America to start a new nation!! LOL 😀
@TinLeadHammer
@TinLeadHammer 26 күн бұрын
* "two". Although "too" works too.
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 26 күн бұрын
@@TinLeadHammer 🤣🤣🤣 maniacal laugh 'cause you are so right ✅️ !
@robertdalomba2629
@robertdalomba2629 26 күн бұрын
This isnt 2020, oh wait lol
@darkshadowrule2952
@darkshadowrule2952 26 күн бұрын
It'd be more entertaining if they held a boxing match like KZbinrs, see who breaks a hip first. Honestly be about as compelling too, given their records for being evil but could be the devil if given the chance and unapologetically evil but thinks everyone's too dumb to notice
@user-iw6im
@user-iw6im 26 күн бұрын
It looks like someone threw ketchup at it. Did they let Trump borrow the portrait first?
@Torrey33327
@Torrey33327 26 күн бұрын
😂
@crysstoll1191
@crysstoll1191 26 күн бұрын
scared ketchup
@ronaldgamber1181
@ronaldgamber1181 26 күн бұрын
Debate might have to zoom from Rikers
@msjamesesq
@msjamesesq 26 күн бұрын
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is such a bar!
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 26 күн бұрын
Redrum, Redrum? That should be the Title of that portrait.
@earthtaurus5515
@earthtaurus5515 26 күн бұрын
That was an eerie amount of red.... on that portrait and take a closer look at that butterfly... the red has a very distinctive pattern.
@missypowell1150
@missypowell1150 25 күн бұрын
It reminded me of Melanias "Red Wedding " Christmas trees in white house, yuk!
@Brett5ive
@Brett5ive 26 күн бұрын
That's a pretty metal painting They should do the pope next
@bkp1283
@bkp1283 26 күн бұрын
Don't mess with POPE - just saying.:)
@SoFloCo-ne4rk
@SoFloCo-ne4rk 26 күн бұрын
White on white?
@Brett5ive
@Brett5ive 26 күн бұрын
@@SoFloCo-ne4rk no
@simonagree4070
@simonagree4070 26 күн бұрын
Francis Bacon already did -- look it up.
@heathermortimer638
@heathermortimer638 26 күн бұрын
THANK YOU Desi, you're a life-saver!! Almost forgot that I need to buy more tampons, too... 😅
@CabinFever52
@CabinFever52 26 күн бұрын
So glad I never have to buy another.
@tomaspita7244
@tomaspita7244 25 күн бұрын
@@CabinFever52 I rent them but always keep some on hand for company. I get 75% back when I return the unopened packages. I'm a great host!
@traceyhall1097
@traceyhall1097 26 күн бұрын
How about they debate who actually succeeded at doing things and those that love to talk about it and succeeded at nothing!
@swchan6152
@swchan6152 25 күн бұрын
When Trump launched a trade war with China many years ago, Biden once commented: "Trump doesn't understand basic knowledge. He thinks his tariffs are paid for by China. Any freshman economics student can tell you, The American people are paying the tariffs for him. "To be honest, Biden was still clear-headed at that time and said a few human words. We don't know whether he is old and confused, or he doesn't understand the basic knowledge. He actually followed Trump's old path and raised the tariff stick against China again, forgetting what he said back then. Clean and tidy. How ironic is that a bomb-maker is blown off the ground by his own bomb.
@filonin2
@filonin2 25 күн бұрын
Trump would simply tout "accomplishments" like repealing Roe v. Wade and packing the courts and tax cuts (for the rich) and will promise more, which is certainly what his base wants. Luckily his base is too small to win by itself.
@Joi_to_da_World
@Joi_to_da_World 26 күн бұрын
Michael Costa "No it's all a ruse. We lock the doors and sneak out of America..." Dude, that's brilliant!😂
@jakederoy2715
@jakederoy2715 24 күн бұрын
How about leave now, no need to lock anyone up. The premise makes no sense, you want to leave the country, go ahead.
@Joi_to_da_World
@Joi_to_da_World 24 күн бұрын
​@@jakederoy2715If you weren't listening to the whole comedy routine that you can't understand premise , that's not my fault.
@jakederoy2715
@jakederoy2715 24 күн бұрын
@@Joi_to_da_World syntax
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 26 күн бұрын
The "red" portrait makes me think of things gone wrong in an operating room. 🔪😂😂🤕😷
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 26 күн бұрын
Desi obviously missed the State of the Union address. AND the Howard Stern interview.
@robertw1962
@robertw1962 26 күн бұрын
And the appearances on Smartless and Conan podcasts.
@dennisharrell2236
@dennisharrell2236 26 күн бұрын
The portrait of King Charles reminded me of Han Solo in carbonite.
@AlmostOffline
@AlmostOffline 26 күн бұрын
I think I'm ready for Desi Lydic to be the new permanent host of The Daily Show.
@Shadoweclipse1386
@Shadoweclipse1386 26 күн бұрын
I agree! I like most of them, but Desi is my favorite host. I think Jordan would be my #2 choice. Ronny is funny, but I like him better as a correspondent...
@robertbrindle8901
@robertbrindle8901 25 күн бұрын
DESI IS WONDERFUL ! I LOVED HER OLD BIT ABOUT FLORIDA MAN DID ROY WOODS TURN IT DOWN OR WAS HE TURNED DOWN ? THE DAILY SHOW HAS ALWAYS ROCKED !
@JGold-cu5mo
@JGold-cu5mo 26 күн бұрын
Trumps debate points. 1. Pact act 2. Chips act 3. Protection of marriage act 4. Capped cost of insulin 5. Infrastructure plan 6. New microsoft deal creating 1000s of jobs 7. Cost of living increase for seniors on social security. 8. Record high stock market 9. Under 3.9% unemployment 3 yrs running (another record) 10. More natural gas & oil produced in US history (another record) Oh, wait.....
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
Also forgot to add Biden’s biggest problem: he’s funding a genocide and is hemorrhaging voters because of it
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 26 күн бұрын
Wait, weren’t we energy independent under Trump? Also, wasn’t there no wars being fought in Gaza and Ukraine under Trump wasn’t food and gas and things that matter to the average American cheaper under Trump Biden could never.
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 26 күн бұрын
Trump supporters look at this comment and say yep, that's right, best president ever.
@larrybethune3909
@larrybethune3909 26 күн бұрын
- Free trade - Record high employment in the black community. - No Wars (which is a problem I guess) - No cokehead son working for Burisma
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 26 күн бұрын
@@larrybethune3909 All bs! (Which yes, is a problem.) It's called diarrhea of the mouth & boy do you have it.
@waxknucklebearingjuice5592
@waxknucklebearingjuice5592 26 күн бұрын
No way trump actually shows up.
@USUG0
@USUG0 26 күн бұрын
certainly, not if both will have to take a drug test before leaving the stage at the end of the debate. As, I am confident that, at least, the orange sample would test positive
@SoberOKMoments
@SoberOKMoments 26 күн бұрын
With luck Trump won't make it because he's in jail.
@billpugh58
@billpugh58 26 күн бұрын
Trump will blame the gag order😂😂😂
@michelmadaire
@michelmadaire 26 күн бұрын
@@SoberOKMoments LETS HOPE.
@vikramr7582
@vikramr7582 26 күн бұрын
​@@USUG0 definitely they should have drug tests...especially if one of the candidates is suddenly speaking coherently and shaking hands with real people instead of thin air.
@greatboniwanker
@greatboniwanker 26 күн бұрын
Biden's request makes perfect sense to me; no audience, no hyperbole, no sideshow.
@joseanker2059
@joseanker2059 26 күн бұрын
Why do you still make fun of Biden talking? You know what a tremendous challenge he overcame ??
@randyerwin6016
@randyerwin6016 26 күн бұрын
Free on Wednsday's LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@jeremyhawkins6781
@jeremyhawkins6781 26 күн бұрын
Painting looks like the King's spirit post death with all the red flames 😂😂😂
@uncletiggermclaren7592
@uncletiggermclaren7592 26 күн бұрын
What is wrong with you?.
@ImCaptainCabbage
@ImCaptainCabbage 26 күн бұрын
I think it’s to signify his link to Wales, he is wearing his Welsh guards uniform, red is a very Welsh colour.
@lysanamcmillan7972
@lysanamcmillan7972 26 күн бұрын
@@ImCaptainCabbage In short, this is Charles saying "WALES, WE LOVE YOU, DON"T TRY A REFERENDUM LIKE THE SCOTS!"
@ImCaptainCabbage
@ImCaptainCabbage 26 күн бұрын
@@lysanamcmillan7972 I’m Welsh through and through but there’s no way Wales should have an independence referendum, as we’ve seen with Brexit people make dumb decisions in referendums and Wales couldn’t survive independence, our economy is simply too small. Charles spent a very long time as the the Prince of Wales and certainly has a connection to the country, I’m no royalist but there are far worse Prince of Wales’ in the history of the country.
@lindagoad2163
@lindagoad2163 26 күн бұрын
Let's be honest there is a reason to keep Scotland at least, Wales is a drain on resources.
@dm-heart
@dm-heart 26 күн бұрын
Maybe next time ask for a preview of your painting 0:51 and build in a refund clause if you hate it and look like a floating head in a pool of red?
@RedStatesPovertyWatch
@RedStatesPovertyWatch 26 күн бұрын
Rule #1: No episodes of Trump imagining conversations he had with Frank Sinatra.
@SoFloCo-ne4rk
@SoFloCo-ne4rk 26 күн бұрын
Frank came up to me with tears in his eyes. Big guy. Tough guy. He said "Sir, nobody's ever seen a president like you, maybe ever". I said "Frank, you can't believe. Have you met my wife, Melancholia?". He said "Sir, I already did her". We love Frank. Tough guy. A lot of people are saying he's a singer, too.
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 26 күн бұрын
And Nelson Mandela, and FDR. THIS DUDE is delusional 😂 🤣 I hope qe.can all respect the results.
@michelmadaire
@michelmadaire 26 күн бұрын
@@SoFloCo-ne4rk LOL.
@SallyS-2024
@SallyS-2024 26 күн бұрын
Disagree: Let Trump say the usual delusional 💩; let everyone hear what's going on in his failing mind. Fact check anything that matters.
@sandydog7449
@sandydog7449 26 күн бұрын
@@moniqueengleman873 who joey
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 26 күн бұрын
Biden debates like a President should!! Trump debates like a toddler!! Sorry to the toddlers I offended comparing trump to them!! 🫣
@raytor7794
@raytor7794 26 күн бұрын
“Lincoln here is the most racist president ever”- Biden last debate 😂 yes very presidential 😂
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 26 күн бұрын
Hey, the gaudy gold sneakers would support your premise.
@dannyslag
@dannyslag 26 күн бұрын
Did you forget Biden refused to debate or even allow a primary to happen?
@michaelwilliams2430
@michaelwilliams2430 26 күн бұрын
@@raytor7794 He was referring to Trump and stated a fact. What's not presidential there?
@mountcomfort740
@mountcomfort740 26 күн бұрын
YEs the child Trump will get washed again. He is unable to act like an adult
@jaydee975
@jaydee975 26 күн бұрын
How about grandpa Simpson versus Jasper! If you don’t watch that that’s a paddling!😂
@dr.mikeybee
@dr.mikeybee 26 күн бұрын
I'd rather watch them box.
@jvmunoz101
@jvmunoz101 26 күн бұрын
"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" YEAH!!🤣😂🤣😂
@johnbicica2806
@johnbicica2806 26 күн бұрын
Looks like Chuck was frozen in carbonite
@ShadowAngel71
@ShadowAngel71 26 күн бұрын
Just give her the permanent job already.
@yemisimoweta8164
@yemisimoweta8164 26 күн бұрын
Go, Kosta! Always on point, Desi!
@satann9743
@satann9743 26 күн бұрын
Actually, I absolutely love the King Charles painting. It's different and edgy.
@kraigpearlman3283
@kraigpearlman3283 26 күн бұрын
Crowds are just a distraction. Same with RFK JR. 0% chance that he wins. No point in having a crowd to provide reactions, just distracts from the merits of a debate.
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
It’s a democracy rfk and Cornell west and everybody who’s running should be able to debate
@Hassingerjeff
@Hassingerjeff 26 күн бұрын
Excluding qualified candidates from being part of the debates is un-democratic and coming from the party that purports to care about democratic principles I'd say it' a bad look. It also perpetuates a two party system which has been dysfunctional for decades at this point
@MichaelLochlann
@MichaelLochlann 26 күн бұрын
@@Hassingerjeff the voting system perpetuates the two party system. Due to the spoiler effect. Doesn't matter what the parties do
@SoberOKMoments
@SoberOKMoments 26 күн бұрын
@@bobbyfartz5591 To expand the one ring circus of our politics to a three ring circus?
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 26 күн бұрын
I love Dark Brandon 🥰💙
@oksanasum321
@oksanasum321 26 күн бұрын
I like Biden's demands for the debates, they make lots of sence and could be watchable as opposed to regular screaming matches
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 26 күн бұрын
'Lets get ready to rumble!U bring the Maalox, I'll bring the Compression Socks!'
@abramisme
@abramisme 26 күн бұрын
That's a lot of red
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 26 күн бұрын
Oh this is gonna be a mess lol 😂
@IB4UUB4ME
@IB4UUB4ME 26 күн бұрын
A hot mess at that.
@BladeZero238
@BladeZero238 26 күн бұрын
@@IB4UUB4ME Nah, just a plain mess.
@annepowers3775
@annepowers3775 26 күн бұрын
That’s a crazy picture
@fankrys
@fankrys 25 күн бұрын
I actually like the idea of candidates not interrupting and talking over each other during the debate so we can actually hear what they're saying
@savagepro9060
@savagepro9060 26 күн бұрын
As being from a former colony, Trevor Noah would've ROASTED that portrait with a passion!
@healthyself7941
@healthyself7941 26 күн бұрын
Dissolve the outdated UK monarchy. Charile can go get a job as a butler for some wealthy American or Chinese.
@b.k8051
@b.k8051 26 күн бұрын
That painting is incredible.
@laurazepam8382
@laurazepam8382 25 күн бұрын
Wasn't expecting crazy town but I'm here for it
@nolantherailfan5048
@nolantherailfan5048 26 күн бұрын
Trump's trying to chicken out cause he's scared af
@seth3189
@seth3189 26 күн бұрын
he gone
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 26 күн бұрын
He'll be sentenced by then. No Judge is going to let him out of prison, for a debate.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 26 күн бұрын
He’s filling his diapers right now
@perryroberts4353
@perryroberts4353 26 күн бұрын
Although it was he who had to keep trying to get Creepy Joe to agree.
@nolantherailfan5048
@nolantherailfan5048 25 күн бұрын
@@perryroberts4353 creepy? You're delusional
@__redacted__
@__redacted__ 26 күн бұрын
I forgot about that Crazy Town one hit wonder. For a second I thought a whole verse was going to fly by.
@MrPilgrim
@MrPilgrim 26 күн бұрын
“I’ll even do it twice” 😂😂😂😂
@mho...
@mho... 26 күн бұрын
Could they PLZ do that Debate on *HotOnes* ?! that would be glorious!
@EvilJawa
@EvilJawa 26 күн бұрын
"He is Vigo!" Ghostbusters II vibes from that painting.
@SA-hf3fu
@SA-hf3fu 26 күн бұрын
Can I just sit here and laugh like Bevis and Butthead? Uggg-huhhh-huhhh-huhhh! Yeah, that's funny. Huuuh huhhh huuuuh.
@muctarrjallow5592
@muctarrjallow5592 26 күн бұрын
I haven't commented here for the past 5 years I've subscribed. But gotta say today that Desi is the GOAT hands down. Especially since Jon started hosting on Mondays.
@MelissaDuffySacredBreath
@MelissaDuffySacredBreath 26 күн бұрын
"I hear that you are free on Wednesday" Woah!
@adolfhochhaltinger4040
@adolfhochhaltinger4040 26 күн бұрын
First make sure Trump follows his gag order so he won't be in prison that day!
@janefrommel
@janefrommel 26 күн бұрын
Donnie will end up agreeing to something, cause it's not like he's suddenly going to start following the rules 🙄
@lethargogpeterson4083
@lethargogpeterson4083 23 күн бұрын
That's why I love the stipulation that the mics are turnec off when it is not their turn.
@guilhermebalassoni9713
@guilhermebalassoni9713 24 күн бұрын
That portrait sums up monarchy perfectly: covered in blood, but hands clean
@charliebozzo9948
@charliebozzo9948 26 күн бұрын
I feel your pain Desi!
@Theodore617
@Theodore617 26 күн бұрын
Biden got this
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
He just needs to use his outside voice. Like he did with the state of the union. Don’t go into grandpa storytelling mode please
@Clippidyclappidy
@Clippidyclappidy 26 күн бұрын
The second Trump brings up Biden’s ongoing genocide he is gonna crumple like a soggy cookie. He can’t even handle protestors.
@richardjeanbaptiste3915
@richardjeanbaptiste3915 26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 26 күн бұрын
Who would watch these debates? Who is left undecided? Even brain worms know who they're voting for at this point.
@seankelly1291
@seankelly1291 26 күн бұрын
I love how no one in the leftist media has any other options to offer. Any other options, please. Anyone?
@sanseijedi
@sanseijedi 26 күн бұрын
I'll have to do laundry...then. Whenever.
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 26 күн бұрын
You Sean. You need to be the difference. Be the man in the office
@timothyburnett2770
@timothyburnett2770 26 күн бұрын
All the right has to offer is Trump 😂​@@seankelly1291
@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo 26 күн бұрын
There's a huge center group that's not entirely loyal to either party that they're supposed to fight for that just leans left or right, not entirely devoted to one of the big parties.
@Keith-bp1hx
@Keith-bp1hx 26 күн бұрын
I hear you're free on Wednesdays. Wow, BURN!
@ytjoemoore94
@ytjoemoore94 25 күн бұрын
no audience and mics turning off is kind of ideal IMO
@maalmi
@maalmi 26 күн бұрын
Crowds that Donald Trump feeds ON??? 😂🤣
@edmunddantes7097
@edmunddantes7097 26 күн бұрын
If they have literally ANY intelligence, they'll have the ability to shut off the mic of the person not talking.
@alexanderfisher7261
@alexanderfisher7261 26 күн бұрын
I'd say depicting the king of England as the blood king is pretty appropriate.
@trixiedevine9592
@trixiedevine9592 26 күн бұрын
I enjoy this cast and rotation
@kidmohair8151
@kidmohair8151 26 күн бұрын
look. you can't avoid it. you know you're going to have to vote for one of these two. so. you're going to have to choose between someone who has given the country the best economy it has had since 2016, and at least looks like he has a moral code, and what$i$face-the-hexagonally-impeached/indicted.
@siegfriedheydrich
@siegfriedheydrich 26 күн бұрын
It's the Court of the Crimson King
@crysstoll1191
@crysstoll1191 26 күн бұрын
Indeed or Red!
@snowyherge1549
@snowyherge1549 26 күн бұрын
I love Biden- great humor and he will romp home! VOTE BLUE 2024
@markfitzurka9995
@markfitzurka9995 26 күн бұрын
That free on Wednesdays joke was a hammer. Your writers have some competition lol
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