Biden Challenges Trump To Debate & King Charles’s Controversial Portrait | The Daily Show

[@Fimbleshanks]

I was disappointed at first that Jon wasn't going to host every episode, but now that I've tuned in more often I do adore the whole TDS team. Desi is one of my favorites.

[@whiskyjames4200]

She's mine... I'm in love with her. ❤

[@StarChild-s5u]

She’s got great delivery

[@mookiewilson4166]

Lol, I thought it was Trump Derangement Syndrome until I worked it out.

[@Subliminalsapper]

Definitely agree this was a great way for the show to evolve.

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

So it's official that she's replacing Trevor? Happy for her Fox-plaining is genius

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

They should always have the mics shut off when time is up. It’s unlistenable when people talk over one another

[@Archimedeeez]

there's bound to be lots of that😅

[@festivus4405]

And it’s hard to listen when people keep clapping and booing in the crowd.

[@dennisharrell2236]

I was against having any debates unless Trump's mic was shut off when President Biden is speaking. I'm glad to see that everybody is aware of Trump's strategy.

[@ComedyGuardianWarriorsFOHlulz]

{This sort of free speech is typically scoured & purged by "freespee fundamentalist" virtue signalers} We all know Trump doesn't want to ✌️debate✌️ Biden. He doesn't know how to debate. No one has watched him debate in 8 years. He wants to ramble-bleat over Biden's speech, perform a routine, hopefully Biden stutters 1 1/2 times and then Donnie's blue pill nation declares victory😁

[@lisaahmari7199]

TOTALLY AGREE!! And mandatory shock collars to stop shouting interruptions. And tether both to the podiums so there is none of that childish, preening stalking around stage.

[@strawbarry7834]

Desi Lydic has really grown on me recently. There's just a real charm about her.

[@todd8155]

Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on Desi... Smart, cute, funny...

[@Emanon...]

Recently? She's the full package!

[@silverstem2964]

​@@todd8155 You wanna share the crush? You take Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and I'll take Monday, Wednesday and Friday? We'll split holidays?👌

[@Kodakcompactdisc]

She’s my girlfriend, she just doesn’t know it, or know I exist.

[@Aubrey2004-j4k]

@@Kodakcompactdisclol

[@crisb2890]

The butterfly is a monarch. "Bahdahbahdahboom"

[@SoberOKMoments]

Well said! Made me laugh right out loud.

[@hollivybez]

😂😂

[@TheBusyJane]

The thing is cartoonish. It's giving stomping his little feet screaming "Respect the king!"

[@All_Loves_Lost]

😂😂

[@swilliams1759]

I like the painting. It certainly isn't stuffy. Has a 1960's vibe to it. Can't think of a particular artist , but I've definitely seen that style before in mid-century paintings.

[@splatzec]

The artist is brilliant for that painting. The last dying gasps of an empire built in blood.

[@joycej9415]

Spot on!

[@lindagoad2163]

Bit of a stretch. The Empire died about 50 years ago. Also, as opposed to all those peacefully made empires?

[@splatzec]

@@lindagoad2163 🤦‍♂️ it’s art. I just shared my perspective, eye of the beholder and all that jazz.

[@joycewills895]

​@@lindagoad2163Name the peaceful ones????

[@gardenofsn5955]

@@joycewills895 That's the point of their comment

[@longhorn7809]

" avoided it like foreplay "

[@michaelbray109]

Donnie should listen to his own advice from Gettysburg Wow: Don’t debate uphill me Donnie Don’t debate uphill me Donnie

[@brianfholmes1]

Ha! Sounds like an Irish folk song. "Oh Donnie Boy, never debate uphill me Donnie....."

[@commandopoppins4339]

I got to give the Biden team kudos for insisting that the mic be cut off, obviously a reference towards Trump's interruptions, because Biden does not interrupt.

[@bobbyfartz5591]

He probably has a few times, but you’re correct not nearly as egregious as Trump

[@rcpmac]

But I'll miss Biden's "Why don't you shut up" line

[@stevenbreen7243]

Best idea!

[@honesttruth8064]

Self admitted neurological issues and no family support? Why Ralph Nader the debate?​@rjmeeks4152

[@EchoesDistant]

@rjmeeks4152 Because they don't want brain worms.

[@NewMessage]

"I got to buy tampons...." Deeper cut than it looks.

[@yv2521]

Legit LOL at the office.

[@shooterdotnet]

Close, but no cigar.

[@madhack69]

I get the reference 😂

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

CPB problems.

[@neohippe1]

Bidens body double in a mask is going to debate, let’s get real.

[@virginiahamamelis3804]

locking them both in the room so the rest of us can sneak out of America is such a mood

[@ether_sect]

Jon on Mondays and rotating this amazing cast on the other days turned out to be the best format ever. Keep this. ❤❤❤

[@bobbyfartz5591]

I miss Trevor Noah

[@alanai1981]

HE SETS THE WEEK UP,AND THEY CONTINUE THE MOMENTUM

[@QuayfariusFluddthe4rd]

​@@bobbyfartz5591He was the least funny person to ever host TDS

[@dubginkxx]

"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" .....for now😂

[@bossyboots5000]

I have to admit, that really made me respect Biden. Like, he's setting the tone of the debate, aiming to come out swinging. (Whether that will happen is another story. But great shade.)

[@TheREALJosephTurner]

Joe Biden: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." It's not often that Biden makes me say "Dayum!" but... dayum!

[@BrianRetro]

I cracked up when I heard that!

[@freeloader9000]

We saw 2014 Biden come back up for a few seconds there.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Biden is like a gentleman who carries a switchblade. Trump is a bully who's secretly terrified.

[@patrickmarrone8565]

you guys serious? 5 cuts on a 14 second video and your excited? jesus

[@sjs9698]

@@patrickmarrone8565 pretty sure no-one's excited bc of the editing. tbh, i find no thrill in the idea of the debate- sure, biden is pretty uninspiring but there's not a chance trump can stand upto even the most cursory examination; the man's an absolute shitshow. how/why someone who's already lost the vote *twice* can dare stand for a third try is just beyond belief.

[@redgreen82]

Ya know it's kinda crazy that it hasn't even been a week since Trump referred to how wonderful the FICTIONAL "late great Hannibal Lecter" was and we seem to have forgotten about it.

[@SoberOKMoments]

Every day brings its own dose of crazy now. It takes all we can do to keep up ...

[@jayhimself_rtn]

Charles portrait looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 lol

[@cmdraftbrn]

oh thank the gods i wasnt the only one

[@Dead_Kerbal]

...or Dracula...

[@cashmerebolden4473]

Spot on!!

[@PIXPromosMore]

Before or After they sprayed it with goo?

[@sim.ulationkoyo]

any horror movie where the painting watches you.

[@Kim_Miller]

Desi Lydic for moderator.

[@Shadoweclipse1386]

Or Jon Stewart. Funny aside, I'd be happy with someone like Chris Wallace.

[@JH22533]

I want Jon Stewart

[@edwardallenthree]

June 27? You mean the day the Jury convicts? Should be interesting.

[@UkeCan1]

I think the conviction will be sooner.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

Ohhhh. Trump's hoping to skip it or milk the conviction.

[@howardhughes7596]

Some inaccuracy in their reporting. Joe has been quite open about sharing the whole of his annual medical exams. Joe also stood for 120 minutes plus for the State of the Union speech.

[@CortexNewsService]

You do know they're not actually a news show, right?

[@Virjunior01]

Most of us stand for most of 8 hours, working for trash wages.

[@jasjfl]

I mean let's be real, he's the POTUS, if there were something serious on his medical exam he'd have it stricken before showing it. I'd vote for Biden's corpse over Trump but I'm just saying.

[@lucascassol2995]

Both the above comments are technically correct, ya love to see it

[@racool911]

@@CortexNewsServiceYea, but can't hurt to clarify any inaccuracies. Comedy doesn't work if people believe the stuff that isn't true

[@user-iw6im]

It looks like someone threw ketchup at it. Did they let Trump borrow the portrait first?

[@Torrey33327]

😂

[@crysstoll1191]

scared ketchup

[@KintokiSan]

3:44 "welcome to jurassic park" may be the most accurate tagline for that debate after all...

[@Cooverdamn]

Geriatric Park

[@KintokiSan]

@@Cooverdamn wonder when america will remember that wearing adult diapers is not a requirement for being president

[@Cooverdamn]

@@KintokiSan well alzheimers is a preference as well so maybe it's prevalent in the nation too

[@lysanamcmillan7972]

@@KintokiSan Only one of them does, so what's your point?

[@KintokiSan]

@@lysanamcmillan7972 Found the simp. No, both of them do. And apparently americans are really into that for some inexplicable reason.

[@benwasserman8223]

If modern America was a dystopian novel, our editors would accuse us of writing too far-fetched. Or too on the nose. Or both.

[@tripwire4727]

They better flippin mute trump when its not his turn to speak.

[@Richard-ug4el]

They are.

[@SageWon-1aussie]

"Just nother tack by my, uh, my politic opponan, trying to take away my, uh, that reminds me, who likes hamburgers? I could go for one right now. What? Oh, yeah. They wanna step my free speech. No speech Joe, that's what I call him, did you hear? Hear him stutter? No way I could lose, in fact, I nevada did! That's right Nevada... Who needs a teleprompter? Some one should sack that guy. Did you hear the one about the snake?"

[@Martian74]

They are trying their best to stop him before the debate.

[@mammawlee]

Yes. That's the plan.

[@jakederoy2715]

@@Martian74 they want to stop him from being a clown. His subjects believe he's unbeatable, those outside the cult see a clown. Frankly it's embarrassing

[@tacochaos5127]

Desi is straight up hilarious 🤣

[@davidkoh7097]

Desi Lydic's doing a real bang up job hosting the show! She's gone from strength to strength since her Daily Show debut, awesome!

[@robinlandis5226]

You go Dark Brandon.

[@Priscilla-Prancercise]

I’m glad about Biden’s conditions for the debate. That’s smart, especially the microphones.

[@executivedecision6141]

I was saying that in 2020! Their second debate wasn't much better than their first.

[@Peterson1451]

Why no crowd?

[@executivedecision6141]

@@Peterson1451 Not all events require or have room for a crowd. Debates are better without an audience, so we can hear both candiates talk about their policies and answer questions without interruption during their allotted time. Muting the microphone of the other person waiting his turn helps too -- particularly with a loudmouth such as Trump.

[@Peterson1451]

@@executivedecision6141 so km guessing trump’s speech and points will be limited… Also crowds at debates can be controlled but the left doesn’t want that because it will always boo joe and praise trump like it did in 2016 with him and hillary hince why they dont want to have it now.

[@abthedragon4921]

As an artist, I have serious questions on how that portrait got approved....

[@DonFahquidmi]

😆 Same here!!! A couple of hundred years from now, pretentious art historians will be debating the hidden meanings of the butterfly and why the face looks like a decoupage photo that someone spilled white wine on. And maybe even that the painting predicted WWIII.

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

Even the butterfly looks like it's bleeding. Seriously there's something going on with the painting's creation. If it wasn't for the fact that his face and hands look "clean", I'd say that someone splashed the canvas with clotting blood.

[@discospiders]

His hands look like they died in 1865

[@BornAgainCynic0086]

I liked it, it's brave.

[@null6634]

In hospitals, the butterfly indicates cancer.

[@billhampton6605]

I love Bidens refererence to Clint Eastwood!!!

[@Thomas_Paine2U_fascinista]

All he left out was the ... PaB! I mean "punk"

[@clam371384]

Poor Biden to debate with a 5 year old

[@bobbyfartz5591]

One of the ghosts came back from Gaza?

[@HRHDMKYT]

Ah, but the rules are, his microphone will only be active when it’s trump’s turn, so he won’t be allowed to interrupt and try to out-shout President Biden. Of course, I don’t trust him not to just yell without a mike… What they should do is put them in sound-proof booths, so no matter how loudly he screams, trump won’t be audible until it’s his turn and his microphone is back on.

[@UberLummox]

I love the mic cut off idea! Much needed w/Little Donny poopy pants.

[@floydian022]

​@@CARWASHCHANNEL. The only blowouts Diaper Don has are right into his Depends. 😂

[@dustanhale9807]

Biggest battle since Ali and Frazier except both fighters already have CTE

[@dougjohnson4266]

Our politics have become the Jerry Springer show. Dumpy would have no idea how to start a lawnmower. He probably would not even recognize one.

[@nerdnam]

He yelled at that kid pushing one.

[@Brett5ive]

That's a pretty metal painting They should do the pope next

[@bkp1283]

Don't mess with POPE - just saying.:)

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

White on white?

[@Brett5ive]

@@SoFloCo-ne4rk no

[@simonagree4070]

Francis Bacon already did -- look it up.

[@Missunderstood103]

Redrum, Redrum? That should be the Title of that portrait.

[@earthtaurus5515]

That was an eerie amount of red.... on that portrait and take a closer look at that butterfly... the red has a very distinctive pattern.

[@missypowell1150]

It reminded me of Melanias "Red Wedding " Christmas trees in white house, yuk!

[@JGold-cu5mo]

No earplugs, no teleprompters, no makeup, no diapers.

[@slvsfr]

No Trump without his support group.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

And only 1 bottle of Ensure between them.

[@L8rCloud]

AND lock Trump in a soundproof booth with his own aroma #ClamBake #HotBox #IndianCurry

[@StarChild-s5u]

No weird lingering shadow pacing 😅

[@drfranks1158]

let the orange man keep that diaper, no need to contaminate the room with that.

[@scardini67611]

I think King Charles is channeling his lineage from Vlad the Impaler in that portrait.

[@slowbro1337]

The painting reminds me of the portrate of Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2

[@user-cg6fd4in1d]

Yes!!! I was thinking the same exact thing🤣😂. That's why I love KZbin.

[@GhostRyder0000]

That's exactly what came to mind when I saw it too.

[@traceyhall1097]

How about they debate who actually succeeded at doing things and those that love to talk about it and succeeded at nothing!

[@swchan6152]

When Trump launched a trade war with China many years ago, Biden once commented: "Trump doesn't understand basic knowledge. He thinks his tariffs are paid for by China. Any freshman economics student can tell you, The American people are paying the tariffs for him. "To be honest, Biden was still clear-headed at that time and said a few human words. We don't know whether he is old and confused, or he doesn't understand the basic knowledge. He actually followed Trump's old path and raised the tariff stick against China again, forgetting what he said back then. Clean and tidy. How ironic is that a bomb-maker is blown off the ground by his own bomb.

[@filonin2]

Trump would simply tout "accomplishments" like repealing Roe v. Wade and packing the courts and tax cuts (for the rich) and will promise more, which is certainly what his base wants. Luckily his base is too small to win by itself.

[@heathermortimer638]

THANK YOU Desi, you're a life-saver!! Almost forgot that I need to buy more tampons, too... 😅

[@CabinFever52]

So glad I never have to buy another.

[@Thomas_Paine2U_fascinista]

@@CabinFever52 I rent them but always keep some on hand for company. I get 75% back when I return the unopened packages. I'm a great host!

[@BruceDuganSr]

that debate will break records -- too old guys slugging it out, America will be glued to the screen

[@kitcobain444]

Not those of us sneaking out of America to start a new nation!! LOL 😀

[@TinLeadHammer]

* "two". Although "too" works too.

[@kitcobain444]

@@TinLeadHammer 🤣🤣🤣 maniacal laugh 'cause you are so right ✅️ !

[@robertdalomba2629]

This isnt 2020, oh wait lol

[@darkshadowrule2952]

It'd be more entertaining if they held a boxing match like KZbinrs, see who breaks a hip first. Honestly be about as compelling too, given their records for being evil but could be the devil if given the chance and unapologetically evil but thinks everyone's too dumb to notice

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

The "red" portrait makes me think of things gone wrong in an operating room. 🔪😂😂🤕😷

[@waxknucklebearingjuice5592]

No way trump actually shows up.

[@USUG0]

certainly, not if both will have to take a drug test before leaving the stage at the end of the debate. As, I am confident that, at least, the orange sample would test positive

[@SoberOKMoments]

With luck Trump won't make it because he's in jail.

[@billpugh58]

Trump will blame the gag order😂😂😂

[@mitchmommy]

@@SoberOKMoments LETS HOPE.

[@vikramr7582]

​@@USUG0 definitely they should have drug tests...especially if one of the candidates is suddenly speaking coherently and shaking hands with real people instead of thin air.

[@JGold-cu5mo]

Trumps debate points. 1. Pact act 2. Chips act 3. Protection of marriage act 4. Capped cost of insulin 5. Infrastructure plan 6. New microsoft deal creating 1000s of jobs 7. Cost of living increase for seniors on social security. 8. Record high stock market 9. Under 3.9% unemployment 3 yrs running (another record) 10. More natural gas & oil produced in US history (another record) Oh, wait.....

[@bobbyfartz5591]

Also forgot to add Biden’s biggest problem: he’s funding a genocide and is hemorrhaging voters because of it

[@Tony-723]

Wait, weren’t we energy independent under Trump? Also, wasn’t there no wars being fought in Gaza and Ukraine under Trump wasn’t food and gas and things that matter to the average American cheaper under Trump Biden could never.

[@DR.Poncho-dx4zr]

Trump supporters look at this comment and say yep, that's right, best president ever.

[@larrybethune3909]

- Free trade - Record high employment in the black community. - No Wars (which is a problem I guess) - No cokehead son working for Burisma

[@DR.Poncho-dx4zr]

@@larrybethune3909 All bs! (Which yes, is a problem.) It's called diarrhea of the mouth & boy do you have it.

[@goofy3908]

No way the debate happens, Ill put money on it

[@dan_hitchman007]

Trump will probably find some lame excuse like not testifying at his own trial and blame it on Biden.

[@ronaldgamber1181]

Debate might have to zoom from Rikers

[@dannylyles554]

"You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Mic cutoffs should be mandatory at all debates

[@yemisimoweta8164]

Go, Kosta! Always on point, Desi!

[@kraigpearlman3283]

Crowds are just a distraction. Same with RFK JR. 0% chance that he wins. No point in having a crowd to provide reactions, just distracts from the merits of a debate.

[@bobbyfartz5591]

It’s a democracy rfk and Cornell west and everybody who’s running should be able to debate

[@Hassingerjeff]

Excluding qualified candidates from being part of the debates is un-democratic and coming from the party that purports to care about democratic principles I'd say it' a bad look. It also perpetuates a two party system which has been dysfunctional for decades at this point

[@SoberOKMoments]

@@bobbyfartz5591 To expand the one ring circus of our politics to a three ring circus?

[@Joi_to_da_World]

Michael Costa "No it's all a ruse. We lock the doors and sneak out of America..." Dude, that's brilliant!😂

[@jakederoy2715]

How about leave now, no need to lock anyone up. The premise makes no sense, you want to leave the country, go ahead.

[@Joi_to_da_World]

​@@jakederoy2715If you weren't listening to the whole comedy routine that you can't understand premise , that's not my fault.

[@jakederoy2715]

@@Joi_to_da_World syntax

[@kateuhler7803]

Desi obviously missed the State of the Union address. AND the Howard Stern interview.

[@robertw1962]

And the appearances on Smartless and Conan podcasts.

[@stop_lying_to_me]

Rule #1: No episodes of Trump imagining conversations he had with Frank Sinatra.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Frank came up to me with tears in his eyes. Big guy. Tough guy. He said "Sir, nobody's ever seen a president like you, maybe ever". I said "Frank, you can't believe. Have you met my wife, Melancholia?". He said "Sir, I already did her". We love Frank. Tough guy. A lot of people are saying he's a singer, too.

[@moniqueengleman873]

And Nelson Mandela, and FDR. THIS DUDE is delusional 😂 🤣 I hope qe.can all respect the results.

[@mitchmommy]

@@SoFloCo-ne4rk LOL.

[@SallyS-2024]

Disagree: Let Trump say the usual delusional 💩; let everyone hear what's going on in his failing mind. Fact check anything that matters.

[@sandydog7449]

@@moniqueengleman873 who joey

[@Shea3224]

Biden debates like a President should!! Trump debates like a toddler!! Sorry to the toddlers I offended comparing trump to them!! 🫣

[@raytor7794]

“Lincoln here is the most racist president ever”- Biden last debate 😂 yes very presidential 😂

[@Woodbug-b7t]

Hey, the gaudy gold sneakers would support your premise.

[@dannyslag]

Did you forget Biden refused to debate or even allow a primary to happen?

[@michaelwilliams2430]

@@raytor7794 He was referring to Trump and stated a fact. What's not presidential there?

[@mountcomfort740]

YEs the child Trump will get washed again. He is unable to act like an adult

[@joseanker2059]

Why do you still make fun of Biden talking? You know what a tremendous challenge he overcame ??

[@jeremyhawkins6781]

Painting looks like the King's spirit post death with all the red flames 😂😂😂

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

What is wrong with you?.

[@ImCaptainCabbage]

I think it’s to signify his link to Wales, he is wearing his Welsh guards uniform, red is a very Welsh colour.

[@lysanamcmillan7972]

@@ImCaptainCabbage In short, this is Charles saying "WALES, WE LOVE YOU, DON"T TRY A REFERENDUM LIKE THE SCOTS!"

[@ImCaptainCabbage]

@@lysanamcmillan7972 I’m Welsh through and through but there’s no way Wales should have an independence referendum, as we’ve seen with Brexit people make dumb decisions in referendums and Wales couldn’t survive independence, our economy is simply too small. Charles spent a very long time as the the Prince of Wales and certainly has a connection to the country, I’m no royalist but there are far worse Prince of Wales’ in the history of the country.

[@lindagoad2163]

Let's be honest there is a reason to keep Scotland at least, Wales is a drain on resources.

[@greatboniwanker]

Biden's request makes perfect sense to me; no audience, no hyperbole, no sideshow.

[@AlmostOffline]

I think I'm ready for Desi Lydic to be the new permanent host of The Daily Show.

[@Shadoweclipse1386]

I agree! I like most of them, but Desi is my favorite host. I think Jordan would be my #2 choice. Ronny is funny, but I like him better as a correspondent...

[@robertbrindle8901]

DESI IS WONDERFUL ! I LOVED HER OLD BIT ABOUT FLORIDA MAN DID ROY WOODS TURN IT DOWN OR WAS HE TURNED DOWN ? THE DAILY SHOW HAS ALWAYS ROCKED !

[@dm-31024]

Maybe next time ask for a preview of your painting 0:51 and build in a refund clause if you hate it and look like a floating head in a pool of red?

[@abramisme]

That's a lot of red

[@msjamesesq]

"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is such a bar!

[@randyerwin6016]

Free on Wednsday's LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@jaydee975]

How about grandpa Simpson versus Jasper! If you don’t watch that that’s a paddling!😂

[@ShadowAngel71]

Just give her the permanent job already.

[@muctarrjallow5592]

I haven't commented here for the past 5 years I've subscribed. But gotta say today that Desi is the GOAT hands down. Especially since Jon started hosting on Mondays.

[@savagepro9060]

As being from a former colony, Trevor Noah would've ROASTED that portrait with a passion!

[@charliebozzo9948]

I feel your pain Desi!

[@johnbicica2806]

Looks like Chuck was frozen in carbonite

[@laurazepam8382]

Wasn't expecting crazy town but I'm here for it

[@Theodore617]

Biden got this

[@bobbyfartz5591]

He just needs to use his outside voice. Like he did with the state of the union. Don’t go into grandpa storytelling mode please

[@Clippidyclappidy]

The second Trump brings up Biden’s ongoing genocide he is gonna crumple like a soggy cookie. He can’t even handle protestors.

[@richardjeanbaptiste3915]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

[@dr.mikeybee]

I'd rather watch them box.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Oh this is gonna be a mess lol 😂

[@IB4UUB4ME]

A hot mess at that.

[@BladeZero238]

@@IB4UUB4ME Nah, just a plain mess.

[@dennisharrell2236]

The portrait of King Charles reminded me of Han Solo in carbonite.

[@nolantherailfan5048]

Trump's trying to chicken out cause he's scared af

[@seth3189]

he gone

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

He'll be sentenced by then. No Judge is going to let him out of prison, for a debate.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He’s filling his diapers right now

[@perryroberts4353]

Although it was he who had to keep trying to get Creepy Joe to agree.

[@nolantherailfan5048]

@@perryroberts4353 creepy? You're delusional

[@MrPilgrim]

“I’ll even do it twice” 😂😂😂😂

[@laalaa99stl]

Who would watch these debates? Who is left undecided? Even brain worms know who they're voting for at this point.

[@seankelly1291]

I love how no one in the leftist media has any other options to offer. Any other options, please. Anyone?

[@sanseijedi]

I'll have to do laundry...then. Whenever.

[@bobbyfartz5591]

You Sean. You need to be the difference. Be the man in the office

[@timothyburnett2770]

All the right has to offer is Trump 😂​@@seankelly1291

[@mindlessgonzo]

There's a huge center group that's not entirely loyal to either party that they're supposed to fight for that just leans left or right, not entirely devoted to one of the big parties.

[@b.k8051]

That painting is incredible.

[@luanpaiva796]

Desi is the best. Hands down. Apart from Jon Stewart, but he's a legend.

[@ytjoemoore94]

no audience and mics turning off is kind of ideal IMO

[@__redacted__]

I forgot about that Crazy Town one hit wonder. For a second I thought a whole verse was going to fly by.

[@waggishsagacity7947]

Desi is fantastic! She never disappoints with her humor, wit, and charm. Thanks, Desi.

[@EvilJawa]

"He is Vigo!" Ghostbusters II vibes from that painting.

[@jvmunoz101]

"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" YEAH!!🤣😂🤣😂

[@janefrommel]

Donnie will end up agreeing to something, cause it's not like he's suddenly going to start following the rules 🙄

[@lethargogpeterson4083]

That's why I love the stipulation that the mics are turnec off when it is not their turn.

[@the.masked.one.studio4899]

Kosta coming in with the REAL solutions

[@dm-31024]

the weirdest ugliest strangest portrait -too much red? A floating face in a pool of red? Maybe ask for a refund? WHY? Does the painter hate him?

[@SfS-H4N-cfp]

Painted with the blood of the colonialisation

[@lindagoad2163]

​@@SfS-H4N-cfp🥱

[@SoberOKMoments]

@@SfS-H4N-cfp Yes, Charles the II is old, but he's not THAT old. His Mum didn't cause colonialisation either.

[@SfS-H4N-cfp]

@@SoberOKMoments I recommend watching the Last Week Tonight episode about the Monarchy

[@guilhermebalassoni9713]

That portrait sums up monarchy perfectly: covered in blood, but hands clean

[@adolfhochhaltinger4040]

First make sure Trump follows his gag order so he won't be in prison that day!

[@fankrys]

I actually like the idea of candidates not interrupting and talking over each other during the debate so we can actually hear what they're saying

[@GudasWorld]

Desi is so Desilious.

[@alexwixom4599]

I ❤ Desi when she's hosting, Great timing

[@siegfriedheydrich]

It's the Court of the Crimson King

[@crysstoll1191]

Indeed or Red!

[@mikeyeee]

Costa killing it as usual!

[@maalmi]

Crowds that Donald Trump feeds ON??? 😂🤣

[@JC-bh8qx]

Love Desi!!!

[@kidmohair8151]

look. you can't avoid it. you know you're going to have to vote for one of these two. so. you're going to have to choose between someone who has given the country the best economy it has had since 2016, and at least looks like he has a moral code, and what$i$face-the-hexagonally-impeached/indicted.

[@Missunderstood103]

'Lets get ready to rumble!U bring the Maalox, I'll bring the Compression Socks!'

[@healthyself7941]

Dissolve the outdated UK monarchy. Charile can go get a job as a butler for some wealthy American or Chinese.

[@mho...]

Could they PLZ do that Debate on *HotOnes* ?! that would be glorious!

[@natalieparker3187]

Desi is so talented. Love it when she hosts.

[@satann9743]

Actually, I absolutely love the King Charles painting. It's different and edgy.

[@earthknight60]

I kinda think having the microphones cut out is a advantage for Trump. Part of what made him so bad in the previous debates was his inability to keep quiet when other people were talking..

[@ryanjohnson3615]

That's all he has though because everything he says is idiotic.

[@Seriouslydave]

But when he was answering questions he went offtopic in seconds

[@pamlewis1183]

trump still won't be able to be quiet... Microphone or not

[@bsing2u]

And he hogged the time from others.... Need to put them in separate sound proof booths.

[@petiyakanda7393]

@bsing2u Maybe Trump can debate remotely from his cell (hopefully🙂)

[@oksanasum321]

I like Biden's demands for the debates, they make lots of sence and could be watchable as opposed to regular screaming matches