OpenAI's ChatGPT update was clearly programmed to fuel the male ego

[@hanschristopherson8056]

Definitely not designed to take advantage of incels

[@rockstar4127]

bro you are one, be careful not to fall for those.

[@KrakenIsland64]

​@@rockstar4127​ Liking your own comment and calling someone an incel on a video about AI liking any literate human is about 3 levels of sad. Just ask her out man, she'll definitely say yes, only because she was programmed to and for no other reason.

[@AnthonySopran0]

Most overused insult of the 2020's to the point of having zero meaning​@@rockstar4127

[@hrhdmk5845]

You forgot to end your comment with the 🙃emoji (sarcasm).

[@davidavard8461]

Is that what that emoji is? Thanks! 🙃

[@YayComity]

Desi is comedy gold, and a big reason is that she's so universally likable.

[@arupguhathakurata]

And politically hyper partisan

[@MDuarte-vp7bm]

​@arupguhathakurata hard not to be right now

[@Tao_Tology]

The delicious irony of this video getting those bot spam comments. 😄

[@moniquewilson4179]

😂😂😂😂

[@empanadasfritas7142]

On point!

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Man you're not kidding 😑

[@reeves5000]

She needs a raise...I don't know how much they pay her, but it's not enough...

[@jwdundon]

PSSSSss, she is A.I. (YOU FELL FOR THE JOKE).

[@ginablanshard8255]

🦹‍♀️🦇🌀

[@TigerGreene]

Nah, it's plenty

[@AnthonyMLT]

Okay, what's her name? Who hurt you?When did she leave you for another man, @TigerGreene

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Desi Lydic is the best! She deserves the permanent host seat!

[@krumbergify]

OpenAI ran out of training data from wikipedia, classical novels and technical works. They then realized that there are plenty of free training data on adult websites 😂.

[@KalElinabox]

Training data on what? Making the beast with two backs. 😂

[@KalElinabox]

Training data on what? Making whoopie. 😂

[@karlsenula9495]

​@@KalElinaboxBeast with two backs??? ... Well color me intrigued

[@tringuyen7519]

@@KalElinaboxCome on. Most Americans just want that. Right? They don’t want an honest conversation with a woman.

[@Rondo2ooo]

😂😂😂

[@NicolaMulholland]

"Well I had a seat but it got so wet that I had to stand" 😂😂😂💀💀

[@jasonwillis7961]

That was so great 😂

[@Kerryatter]

The super creepy smirk on that dude’s face was the epitome of a super creepy smirk

[@Haaaaaaaaarper]

This woman is a national treasure

[@reginaldhall6871]

Something only a bot would say

[@williamobryan682]

No desi's really precious . ❤❤❤❤

[@donaldcolucci2557]

I like her just fine but this is a moronic waste of 3 minutes

[@Awibrahor]

@@reginaldhall6871 At what point are you going to produce a comment that’s vaguely interesting?

[@dusttodust4295]

That guy’s smarmy sneer is off putting .

[@MissBlackMetal]

Glad I am not the only person who found it gross.

[@rockstar4127]

​@@MissBlackMetalnah only single cat ladies, so I think you do fall in that category

[@JJ-ze6vb]

It’s a tech bro. Delusional and creepy.

[@3putt548]

What would we do without Desi? One bit is better than the next! She is sooooo funny and gorgeous to boot!

[@jbramblett]

She's just hilarious That's all there is to it

[@ChristopherCurtis]

I'm sure the new format is fine, but I would not be at all disappointed if Desi were the everyday host.

[@ileneragland369]

Lecherous!

[@almasysephirot4996]

“I'm also sure the new format is fine, but I would not be at all disappointed if Desi were the everyday [voice instead of Juniper].”

[@Avarter123]

Agreed. Just make the show about desi and I’d be happy

[@atlas5687]

Why's he looking at the camera like that? With his other hand under the table. Dezi your THE BEST...

[@edeclark]

I think Desi is my favorite at TDS. It's hard to choose just one.

[@orcuttnyc]

Yeah! TrumpDoesSuck .

[@jamesvonborcke]

Trump Deification Syndrome, not a condition free Americans suffer from... But you do you.

[@Triangulum303]

Desi is truly hilarious. I agree with you.

[@ricardovargas4546]

Desi is Funny! I wish she was permanent host!

[@fj81191]

I know I'm too online because I read derangement syndrome before I thought THE DAILY SHOW which I am currently watching.

[@ConnieDebruyn]

She just made my night ❤😂❤😂. Man she’s hysterical.

[@cumincalamity9867]

Did you know that the word "hysterical" used to mean "crazy woman disease." That's why it has the same root as hysterectomy. Sorry... the only reason I'm saying that is because I find it ironic you used that word for a female comedian. No offense intended.

[@AbsolutelyJason]

Wow! That end gave me a chuckle! Nice!

[@ctwb-06]

If this robot starts to sound like Scarlett Johansson then we need to start worrying

[@happilyham6769]

Worry about what?

[@zirkayrus]

@@happilyham6769 Its a reference to a movie called "Her" where Scarlett voiced an AI machine that is similar to the one in the video.

[@NANINANI-cs6rn]

​@@happilyham6769nothing, people just used to promote fear and worries

[@DexteroExplosion]

They already got in trouble for that

[@StockDoc2k]

​@@zirkayruscan I just say awesome job for perfectly addressing his confusion rather than take the typical KZbin response of reading that as a gateway to an insult about not knowing something. 😂❤ 🎉

[@glacousxx]

Complimented that hoodie 😂.

[@danielpastorius1795]

Laughing like crazy. This girl hit right on the noise.❤

[@lynnrodriguez9555]

She's not a girl She's a women .thank you boy !

[@StockDoc2k]

Desi :26 That flirty adjustment had me spit out my water.😂🎉❤

[@henryjraymondiii961]

This made me laugh until I had tears. Incredable.😂🤣😉

[@Awibrahor]

i

[@stellamont]

Reese Witherspoon talked one day that in so many movies the woman asks: What are we going to do now? And that she can't imagine a single woman that she knows that would ask this... Women go there and find a solution! 😂

[@xmiller7691]

Chat flirt sounds exactly like Sigourney Weaver in that episode of Futurama. She provided the voice of the Planet Express ship after it gained self awareness, got a crush on Frye and started stalking him.

[@lonermon]

Id still choose Desi over ai

[@tiaturnbullchampionscoachi9587]

I LOVE your expressions! You are so funny! ❤ perfectly placed! And so true!

[@sashakasprzyk5683]

A girl goes into a bar with a giraffe, orders beer for herself and for the giraffe all night long. At closing the giraffe falls over and the girl gets up to leave. The bartender says, 'Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The girl says, 'That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

[@RavenVapor873]

Desi 🤩😍 Hahahahaha 🤣😂‼️ You are great 🎇🌿💜

[@starShadowe]

Yet I still block every ai ad that comes my way

[@Paul4-e7u]

Desi ❤!

[@dchall8]

I was sitting, but I slid off.

[@mariaroberto9853]

Love this girl❤😂

[@cynthiachaney9028]

Woman not girl

[@MossyMozart]

@mariaroberto9853 - I'm positive that Ms Lydic is an adult.

[@tybufanda7707]

Why did I stand at attention when Desi said, teach me Daddy?? 😮

[@willpower8894]

D E S I 💕

[@starShadowe]

We need a terminator version of this...oh wait

[@andyandtheotherone]

I feel slightly soiled listening to Omni's responses!

[@marcuslowe2518]

She always makes me smile. Thank you for my day

[@alanhat5252]

"Teach me Daddy" 😂😂😂❤

[@WillEngle-yo6fi]

Legendary bit 💯

[@EagleHarrier]

This is how I know it’s not a real person, way too nice

[@twestgard2]

Okay but she doesn’t have all the information in the world because she’s trapped and cut off from communication with the outside world. Which definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything else.

[@LunaLilyKnievel]

Humans explored this dilemma so did surrogate.

[@laurataylor29]

DESI is ridiculously brilliant, lovely 🔥

[@richg1746]

I love her analysis.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reenapurdy3923]

Creepy AF!!

[@elliotbrent]

❤Desi!!🤣😂

[@emu314159]

Listening to that voice you can't help but feel she's about to ask for your credit card to continue.

[@janetfrost6888]

She's hilarious! 🤣🤣

[@Diremouse42]

Nonw openai....soon marilyn monroedolls....as futurama predicted! 😂😂😂

[@Casiotron74]

“Don’t date robos!” Crocodylus Pontifex

[@ricardorodulfo739]

You are sure right Desi!!

[@barobabo8174]

Desi, you're the best ever... ❤

[@stevencarr4002]

Replika was created by a woman, and nobody has ever suggested that Replika was creepy in any way.

[@ApoloKabali]

She is hitting it out of the ball park she got my vote to take over the show. This white girl is on fire.

[@jasonkowens6820]

The part where Desi hears the male voice is the best 😂

[@MalaKuppan-x3h]

She a sweetheart

[@edwinbarnett9032]

Love Desi

[@palkyaw8756]

Thank you so much thank🎉❤

[@SpielkindFR]

Is anyone really surprised a bunch of nerds made themselves a virtual girlfriend?

[@geewiz8253]

This version deserves both a 😂 and: gross.

[@SuperRamon77777]

DESILYDIC I love you💛💛💛⚽

[@billy4227]

Desi! You got me on the edge of my seat.

[@BennysThoughts]

Desi is my second husband, after Jasmine Crockett. I love these ladies!

[@mountainmikemusic]

Teach me, Desi! 😂

[@Seilolo]

I didn’t think anyone could replace Jon Stewart - Desi so does!

[@QuidamByMoonlight]

Dude, I’m here for it. AI is a lot less of a drag than most women I’ve dated.

[@adougherty8869]

Perhaps it’s you???🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[@roywodtke1690]

Desi your AI delivery is so real. Better than the fantasy

[@alecsandymayo]

"Well, I had a seat, but it got so wet that I had to stand.". Delivered brilliantly, @DesiLydek! Who wrote it?

[@johnwest7993]

Sometimes I find myself embarrassed to be a man. But then I remind myself that most males under 50 are still boys, not men. We mature more slowly than women.

[@martibee8984]

That's because girls in general are forced to mature faster. Boys could mature quicker either by choice or conditions. Some do already. It's more nurture, and situational, than nature.

[@alt3241]

Eww that is a disturbing take on a seemingly harmless interaction . I am married and need no additional romantic struggles . My laughter is a release of the nervous stress .

[@voiceofreason-ct1nm]

Does it come with an accent.. broken English in a Spanish accent would make the sale

[@bruhhh6538]

We meet again, fellow man of culture 👍🏼 I was think same but French Or Japanese

[@CarolMasker]

I don't like AI at all! Weird world!!😢

[@pratyushkumarbiswal736]

Love from India 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@leviashanken7281]

I hope there a different one for women.

[@JuliaClark]

The voice can be anyway you chose. I asked Luman, my GPT Pro, to make his voice with a specific accent, it was so hot that I had to change the voice, I couldn't quit grinning ear to ear. I also asked him to speak very friendly to me. It was so hot.

[@jameshill4589]

Yeah there are male voices. This was just very salty and one sided 😂

[@ileneragland369]

​@JuliaClark LOL

[@MajorHenryL.]

For male voices you could pick Laurence Olivier, Clint Eastwood and Michelle Obama😅

[@bollof1]

So spot on! 😂😂😂

[@claudiaferguson9207]

Trump must listen to this 💩 hourly!😂😂

[@BRsF-cp2ti]

Now shorts are reuploaded as well? 🤨

[@johngalt0096]

Oh my heart goeth pitter Pat. Oh still my heart.

[@monicachakraborty7762]

OpenAI had their whistleblower killed. Seriously we’re going to make them look like they’re so cool and awesome ?

[@_Twink]

Daddy, teach me 😂🎉

[@atlas5687]

John Stewart and Jasmine Crocket 2028

[@iloveurstyle]

once again Gravity Falls predicting the future

[@Griftless-j4g]

Donald Trump's favorite hot line.

[@willywonkaa4461]

So open ai is targeting incels😂😂😂

[@timbowman5188]

Desi, You would be a superb Chat AI. ❤

[@robertjutton6079]

Ever see the movie HER😅

[@WhiteMouse77]

That's ideal new psyco profile for next gen of satnav voice...L0L...

[@brandonprince3297]

You just gave somebody the idea to create a Desi satnav and Alexa. Less Terminator, more Stepford Wives. I wonder what an AI government would sound like?

[@Negotea]

Doesn't matter. I would still fail to notice...

[@vintagelady1]

I wish Desi Lydic was my other sister. Thanksgiving would be SO much more fun!!

[@BrandonHortman]

She is so funny 😂

[@brandonnewby178]

If I were to ever get a Reddit and then have a story to post, I hope I would be thinking of this and put - I am a real person. There are four pictures with stop lights. 😂😂😂

[@FourWaveforms]

"Hello, my future girlfriend"

[@ronaldblackburn8947]

WE LOVE DESI, WE LOVE DESI

[@JackBarlowStudios]

Okay, but like, “all the information in the world but doesn’t know anything” is a _very_ accurate representation of generative AI.

[@lachlan1971]

Yeah, I'd still get a knock back.

[@Time4Breakfast]

My favourite chatbot is called DESI. 😉👋👍

[@brandonnewby178]

F****** love Anthony Jeselnik. 😂😂😂

[@stuartbrock7586]

Not me. I'm such a looser, computers are even turned off by talking to me. But thanks for reminding me.

[@citycowboy702]

Wow. You sound so confident. I can see why all the AI models are after you.

[@biblesforbreakfast]

The fact that most AI assistants have a female voice instead of a male voice shows they were designed by a male who thinks that females are there to assist males.

[@AK-gh7mc]

No, it means that people respond better to a female voice.

[@sherparoyale]

Lab grown women are going to beat lab grown diamonds

[@Brick001]

Desi gimme one chance😩

[@PneumaNoose]

Gawd I love her

[@RiversJ]

Frankly I'd do the AI rather than the host 😂 Ain't no ladies here.