People who SHOUDLN'T play games with GAMBLING mechanics!

[@Mightykeef]

Who else is unlucky af?

[@dogukancalik2743]

✋

[@ShanicX.]

✋🏻☹️

[@SenseiMario]

I’ve been trying to pull Diluc for the past month still no luck

[@TheLandsBetween1017]

Me I pull everything but Keqing

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

Me...

[@MGengarDude]

Keef: Oh it's free until it isn't. No truer words have been said lmao.

[@jackie_stones]

Comedy Gold. It's funny because It's true!! Lol.

[@CaliburXL99]

Too true, Too true 😔😔

[@Factors787]

Yeah it just turns into a p2p game when hype units come

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

Yes

[@EddieB-ready]

I mean yeah, you could not spend a dime... If you don't want your top tier waifu characters and the ones with the best idle animations

[@dogukancalik2743]

“this is a gacha game everything is dlc” sounds about right😂😂😂

[@akilcharles3473]

So that's why they call this a gacha game. Bacause every time you get hook on it, they be like "Got ya".

[@bshipp903]

Especially Bleach Brave Souls lol

[@LChaos2]

@@akilcharles3473 If you want to actually know where the term gacha game came from, it's from this thing called a gachapon machine, where you stick in some money, rotate a crank, and a toy in a capsule pops out. Which toy you get is random. The "gacha" is the sound the crank makes when you turn it.

[@michaelthexm048]

Your damn right😈!

[@agentboi4794]

You're *GODDAMN* right

[@Tectone]

If you spend enough you can take luck out of the equation

[@Vanitas-935]

I didn't expect to see papa tect around here

[@VeryCashMoney]

what are you doing here

[@KakaKaka-vz4hp]

Says the guy who didn't get the 5 star book for klee

[@robertsjosh16]

Or just wait for the right rate up banner

[@kermitwithamustache3885]

@@Vanitas-935 r/technicallythetruth

[@btv5546]

“They ganna evict me can I live with you please” 😂

[@tokie2100]

At least you know what you are buying for said amount of money.

[@erdskie6847]

Lmao

[@davorianware1382]

"They gonna evict me can I live with you please." -real life in 2020

[@icealchemist250]

No stimulus bill in sight, it's going to be a cold winter for me, I should have squirreled away some food 🥶

[@WillockFlame]

@@icealchemist250 i feel for you man.

[@onlyupformhere]

😪 Irriz what irriz

[@mikethepokemaster2012]

@@icealchemist250 I mean Walmart hiring.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@m.a.dmatt6689]

"You don't really need to spend money if you don't want to." That is a lie and you know it.

[@donkhuzy2897]

He's just the kind of person that unnecessarily increase his roster. RPG disease

[@stripedgillette3580]

I heard the game was pretty easy.

[@invertbrid]

Well u dont indeed. Most gacha game i play, i play for free or $10 a month tops. Spending money is a choice, u dunt have to do it.

[@klyedlaserdeath5541]

honkai impact players:am i a joke to you?

[@_skye8660]

@@stripedgillette3580 depends

[@shottypwningz4068]

"Oh it is free... Until it isn't"

[@ShiftMari]

Lol

[@JuanyeTuda]

“Why errbodi on twitter got em but I aint got em bro” I nearly died!

[@MosheMalak]

Me too!

[@MugnifyRTS]

Me too!

[@ozarkeusful]

The most relatable statement in this video haha

[@abdulmuizz5755]

“You’re just bad luck, you are an actual black cat” bruh this line killed me

[@demosneokleous4877]

I have a black cat and I love him more than anything

[@Ariol.v.0]

@@demosneokleous4877 do you even get the joke

[@Ariol.v.0]

@@demosneokleous4877 its a joke why do people have to take everything seriously

[@sovereign257]

Agreed. Hilarious!

[@barrysmith6595]

0:30 I laughed when he said that "I can't wait to unlock them in the main story"

[@ventischair9576]

I actually thought that was how it was gonna be before I knew about the Gacha and what it was.

[@dr.kleimann]

"I want a refund on this free game"

[@tythekid5266]

Lol

[@0utrunner237]

Me with Fall Guys right now.

[@fr0ck360]

@@0utrunner237 Rip Fall Guys

[@dillongeorge5866]

“This is a gacha game. Everything is DLC” Dokkan Battle, Dragon Ball Legends, Summoners War, One Piece Treasure Cruise, and Mario Kart Tour: “ *HE IS NOT WRONG* “

[@kastrojenkin2342]

Dont forget Digimon masters online because that game is notorious for the gamble and casino luck 😂

[@filthycasual1839]

Lets not forget Fate grand order the reason fate fans go homeless

[@invertbrid]

@@kastrojenkin2342 at least u can buy anything in that game from lot of vendors and resellers in town....if u got enough money xD.

[@sammydray5919]

@@filthycasual1839 Nah fam I am a F2P FGO player through and through. I love fate but I aint dropping any money lol

[@y0av359]

Dokkan is okay for 3 to play players

[@threadinfinite7070]

"They going check my credit." Killed me man.

[@cowwder8283]

“How come everyone on twitter got them and I don’t” damnit man too close man tooo close to home man

[@linksdeath]

I got him fuck Twitter

[@PKSparkxxDH]

3:12 Even Gacha Keef's spit ain't tryna stay with his broke ass

[@bananaskin8395]

First reply

[@sheilaapalisok4303]

@@bananaskin8395 nobody cares

[@bananaskin8395]

@@sheilaapalisok4303 i just wanted to joke that after 7 months a verified youtuber has no replies because uusally they get loads of replys

[@sheilaapalisok4303]

@@bananaskin8395 how the fuck is "first reply" funny or even a joke

[@Lecsta]

@@sheilaapalisok4303 why you so pressed

[@tre9674]

"They're gonna evict me, can I live with you please?" That was the perfect place for a " Boy that's just crazy."

[@brother_Tennessee]

Lol lol yes it was

[@zeezee3263]

"Oh it's a gacha game, everything is dlc" Yo that hit me hard

[@tulfrich]

"YOUR LUCK IS TRASH!!!" haven't been so identified in my life

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

"Do you like free?" "Yes" "Do you like gambling mechanics?" *You have left the chat*

[@AustiuNoMatterWho]

why isn't this top comment

[@SpiralDemonic]

@@AustiuNoMatterWho Because it's no longer common sense.

[@jaykelz1528]

“I want a refund on this free game” 😂😂

[@markmorales7958]

You know what they say: “You either die as a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself addicted to your 2D Waifus and Husbandos”....

[@maccheese7885]

Hehehe

[@xilo_infinite7445]

Venti is the best waifu

[@SuperYusha]

Ahem they’re *3D* lol

[@OBsurdityTV]

3d

[@j_official4138]

@@SuperYusha on a 2d screen

[@Dan-do2pl]

"Whoa looking kinda sluggish what happened" 12 hours and social studies happened that's what and then finishing at 6:59

[@verenisesuarez4541]

What?

[@nooriginalusername8052]

@@verenisesuarez4541 it's an academic joke most students are from college or university and student take the whole day just studying

[@Dan-do2pl]

@@nooriginalusername8052 *who said I was joking because I didn't*

[@dragonlord12100]

“Looking kinda sluggish what happened?” I’ve done 6 multi summons and still no Diluc...

[@martinhernandez2065]

Sounds like you need some *G fuel*

[@YojimboJames]

“I want a refund on this free game”

[@dammit3048]

That's a true friend right there. Calls you complete trash and tells you you're never gonna succeed while lending you money to pay your rent

[@oumarax]

Did he really made his sponsor stuff where everyone was leaving ? And thought we would watch ?? I did.

[@whichDude]

I will gladly let the video finish if more people would do that with sponsors. Worth it so I don't have to skip. Can just start reading comments while sponsorship is playing.

[@truelovewontwait]

@@whichDude exactly. This is how I do it too

[@Nero_PR]

I just mute it and read comments or look for another video while it's playing it

[@marcusmassey965]

"It's cause Your luck is Trash!!!!" "You don't mean that that's just rude!" I'm done lol.

[@nickb6425]

“You don’t mean that right? That would be, such a rude thing… for you to mean.” 😆

[@snagboss6966]

"Oh, this is a Gacha game. Everything is DLC." Prophetic words here boys.

[@jakephillips4587]

"It's free" "I'm in" That's me with literally any game😂

[@yoneezy123]

Any game anything just add free in front of it and i m taking it

[@ArthurMorgan-jg3cj]

I'm a mobile data user so i have to care about download size too

[@johnmehlman5195]

That's how they get ya, yea not all free games are this egregious but that's like 1%

[@summerycast7936]

Me: "So what's the catch?"

[@hiddenstreet17]

Fax

[@thespectaculargamernerd8114]

"They're gonna evict me, can I live you please?" That escalated quickly damn.

[@supersquid0045]

Genshin Impact: exist My phone: This app is not compatible with this device.

[@yeahboyz9314]

Yes sir

[@achilles112]

Yeah 😔

[@sajadlachy6159]

How about console?

[@TheCRX7]

It's protecting you.

[@ajakks6551]

Your pfp fits this comment so well.

[@GenerationGamexp]

Me: got 5 star Jean Keef: “You’re Blocked”

[@joeyisabsb1]

Jean is the goat

[@ssrbeclipzer]

When you go to Therapy: I have a gambling addiction in this waifu game

[@KalebDaubMooshra]

Son I think you mean game(s)

[@ssrbeclipzer]

@@KalebDaubMooshra thanks for noticing

[@GlockMonster29]

😂 "I spent so much money I can't spend money no more" I felt that frfr

[@KHfan0011]

This was me when I spent WAY too much on a character that I never should have...I wasted so much money on this game that I regret...

[@machtails1352]

"Everything's DLC" Never before have I heard a more accurate description of gacha games, that's insane.

[@krishnandabahar1900]

the fact that he's unlucky even with pity points amazed me

[@genus5987]

I wonder if this works?

[@Iguessimhere154]

"Imma send you some money to pay rent" You fool! That's money for more rolls not rent!

[@Mutation_D]

The regret on his face. LoL

[@DELTAWOLF15]

2:02 *Holding 1 & 5 Dollar bill and it small like success* ... **Ness Okay**

[@KaizoKen]

4:06) Bruh I was at the gym for 2 days straight and I have to go back today and I’m sore all over. I just woke up to hear this 💀

[@NovaZayn]

“It’s free till it isn’t” should be framed

[@titandave2894]

Guy:”And it’s free” Keef and literally everyone on Earth: “I’m in!”

[@andrewy.7066]

"I just wanna get diluc" Relatable

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

I always view “Free to Play” as more “Free to Try”

[@prometheus5345]

I had a guest speaker in my health class today who talked about the dangers of gambling and he showed us this!

[@1dayago843]

_>massive open world overflowing with loot to find and collect_ _>would be perfect as a looter game where you gather all kinds of loot to create/unlock new characters and weapons_ _>it's gacha, you have to gamble for new characters and weapons_ *boy that's just crazy*

[@JinkiSaladin]

3:08 "Please, just let me play as Diluc" Never words hitted so close to home

[@MrXephero]

I got him on my 8th roll. Now all of my friends hate me...

[@summerycast7936]

@@MrXephero You and me both. I got him on my fortieth summon... Also got Mona in my first multi-pull.

[@mystery8820]

@@summerycast7936 Aren’t Diluc and Mona 5-star? You’d be lucky to get 2 5-star units in one 10-pull.

[@deadstrike__5715]

This hurts hard since no one wants diluc now :(

[@mystery8820]

@@deadstrike__5715 You can guarantee a C6 5-star banner character but it’ll cost around $20,000. But in this skit, you’d have to be a black cat not to get the banner character you want when pity pulls guarantee you on at least 2 5-star pulls or about 180 fates. He must have been pulling on the wrong banner (standard) for days.

[@RDavid-ei8cv]

Keef: your luck is trash Me: crying in brawlstar because I can't get a legendary brawler

[@erth8096]

I rather play anything else then brawlstar. This game RNG is so fakin trash

[@MeepJeep]

Me: very lucky but then pity system screws me over

[@RDavid-ei8cv]

@@MeepJeep i felt that

[@TengLengA]

Oe, someone who play brawlstar:D,.i hope you get one soon buddy

[@johnnybernard]

"that's rough buddy"

[@gregorymirabella1423]

4:04 yet again, keef somehow manages to see me through the screen.

[@lokeleenP]

I play free games all the time and the moment i get a screen to pay for something i uninstall the game and move on to next one

[@jayyy4127]

"oh its free until it isnt"

[@GalaxyGod332]

Video is funny, but in all seriousness, this is reality.

[@ennuimustdie]

Cultured for putting pumpkin hill in the back

[@bakublader1999]

"How you play this game for 8 hours and still not get a single thing you want" *Me at ar 32 with not a single 5 star pull:* This is fine.

[@fairydust1397]

Do u atleast have razor? Sucrose? XD

[@geniprime]

By that point you surely should have reach pity system at least once, im ar 26 and i farmed enough protogems to do 10 multipulls and so can you(in case someone doesn't know every 90 wishes or pulls it grants you a guaranteed 5 star and same with 4 stars but 1 4 stars every 10 pulls) in my case i did the pulls in klee banner and i didn't get much until the pity system came in and gave me Mona, and if for some reason i decide to do another 90 pulls(which i won't) the pity system will grant you the featured 5 star if you didn't got it from the first pity

[@bakublader1999]

@@geniprime I said AR 32 specifically because I got my pity timer Diluc on AR 33. I no-lifed the game in the weekend from the start to ar 27. I even rerolled at ar 7 at least 10 times and didn't see a single 5 star come by.

[@geniprime]

@@bakublader1999 hey at least you got diluc that's pretty good 🤣🤣

[@freeuuilly]

I’m definitely guilty, I don’t leave until I get what I want. Go big or go home

[@roykalager2360]

2:43 Genshin Impact: I wish people send that much

[@adityadharmawan7193]

As someone said before "Thats hell youre walking into"

[@darkwingduck5657]

The pity system for summoning gave me my first 5 star but it was a weapon. I gotta get a new ps4 controller now🙃

[@yellowishnesses1138]

At least it wasn't a spear, right?

[@jewelsvermin8866]

Whew. . I am at least glad i got qiqi then

[@jokergh2321]

Should be summoning in the Rate Up Banner my guy, there's only 5 star characters in there.

[@migulofhearts]

“Why everyone on Twitter got em and I don’t have yet man.” I never felt something so hard.

[@Obesote]

"There is a leyend that states that those 0.00001% of the population in the whole earth are born with an extremely rare luck.... That even with that, are not able to pull the character that all people on twitter got"- Sun Tzu

[@Khyon521]

*When you haven’t prayed to RNGesus in a while*

[@filipecordeiro2867]

heretic, you always pray to RNGesus at least twice a day for luck on the rolls

[@theashendaora]

Me: “ok I’m done spending my primogems, I’m gonna save some up for the next ti- Game: “Jean’s chances are up for this week only!”

[@yogibear0523]

im gonna save so when jean and diluc chance are up im gonna get em

[@invertbrid]

Well game still new lol. In the future u most likely will get another chance at it.

[@yogibear0523]

@@invertbrid I only joined a few days ago did Jean and diluc already get banners?

[@NewCovenantOfChrist]

@@yogibear0523 noop just featured on the main banner but no increased pull rate like klee banner

[@yogibear0523]

@@NewCovenantOfChrist well that's kinda good I'm chilling as a free to play with venti and qiqi so I'm gonna save and get jean

[@stayinglost]

"Oh it is, until it isnt" I felt that in my soul

[@PropiaPersona]

Robinhood: "Its a free open market until it isnt"

[@darenabryant9100]

I played this game for a while. Put a little money into it. VERY little. I immediately stopped paying into it and playing it when I started almost immediately getting duplicate characters... and not even duplicates of the ones I used. My team was unbalanced as F**K and trying to progress was getting harder. On top of which they kept releasing new, interesting characters I knew I was never going to get no matter how much I played through all their events and challenges and quests. Even if you have all the money in the world, if you respect yourself or your financial situation, stop playing this game. And there are some people out there (mostly overseas in Korea and China from what I've seen) who consider that kind of spending to be perfectly normal. One guy posted a video in which he said he had spent $600 on the game, then abandoned it because he was getting bored. Imagine dropping $600 on something casually like that. Not me, bro. Not me.

[@dolomaticus1180]

Watching a Keef vid is like a rollercoaster and a movie at the same time!!

[@onyxguardian5122]

He said he spent $20,000 and that’s when *I* said “SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!”

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

So practically mobile games in a nutshell

[@CombatSportsNerd]

Wait are all of them this bad?

[@invertbrid]

@@CombatSportsNerd some not. Depends. Cygames games especially knowm to be generous and f2p friendly.

[@Xenochrist]

@@CombatSportsNerd I don't play any mobile stuff but from what I've seen people say in relation to this, the rates are usually much better in other games. Genshin's 0.6% is an outlier.

[@invertbrid]

Also the video kinda exegerrated ofc xD. U cant go $2000 without getting anything since it has pity rate at 90 and 180 pulls, at 180 u guaranteed to get banner item. But yea still pretty expensive to hit that 90 and 180 pulls....if u free to play to need to wait prob 5+ months xD Edit: nvm keef said $20,000 lol. Thats leviathan level lol. Max consteallation for several characters for sure.

[@julianx2rl]

He said games with gambling mechanics, which includes mobile games.

[@Save_Train]

3:48 How black moms and kids stare at each other when you forgot to do something important 😂😂

[@bigtiptzybirdyunouno9375]

4:11 "Mabey you been working out too much?" *looks down at my fat belly*

[@MightyMobileMatt]

Me; Flashbacks of multiple Dragonball Legends summon failures.

[@nsgbranden8343]

Oh my God yes especially on LF banners

[@hydaralmaliki7784]

@@nsgbranden8343 especially on DUAL LF banners.

[@nsgbranden8343]

@@hydaralmaliki7784 yep

[@Dr.JonathanCrane]

@@hydaralmaliki7784 me spending 10k cryxstalls on lf piccolos legends return banner

[@mars99]

1:41 No no Keef, you can't say that word, the gacha -addict- association group doesn't like it when you diss their -drug- feel good juice

[@NightStriker64]

Pumpkin Hill background music! Oh the nostalgia

[@MichaelJohnson-ep8xt]

I scrolled forever for this comment I love you bby

[@theycallmeGUN]

I KNEW IT!! I thought I was crazy. Haven't heard that track in 15 years but instantly recognized it.

[@NightStriker64]

@@MichaelJohnson-ep8xt ❤

[@NightStriker64]

@@theycallmeGUN Sonic Adventure DX and Sonic Adventure 2 battle was my shit!

[@Silvermoon1k]

I love how you still use Pumpkin Hill. Just so fitting for the way you do your skits.

[@MidTierMistake]

2:16 Me whenever I summon on Dragon Ball Legends...

[@rabbittherabbit]

Word

[@ridwana4037]

2:37 This is going to be clipped, isn't it?

[@RoninOkami]

This is actually happening in real time for some.

[@YungxStar]

That is a strangely accurate description of Genshin Impact, but like you know... yeah

[@TheProswagonist]

This video gets a like just for Pumpkin Hill playing.

[@JirenBackMeats]

Facts

[@coreymckee4844]

"I want a refund on this free game".😂😂😂🤣

[@genus5987]

Indeed it can

[@Vextalefromhell]

Genshin Impact: The Addiction Simulator

[@Arcadenblog]

To quote Keef from the DBZ Kakarot video: “NO! MY MONEY!”

[@Alibaba-id1cs]

Friend:Tells me about this spicy awesome game that sounds expensive. Me: Listen man I’m broke so I can’t- Friend: It’s free Me:SOLD!

[@michaelagreenjr85]

The Knuckle Beats. I love it

[@robertopadron3635]

"They finna evict me can I live with you please?" Bro, I died at this 🤣

[@parafoxl7619]

*Me looking at comments and videos that are confronted with true gacha for the first time* *Then looking into my payment history* "First time, huh?"

[@noirhelios]

Damn, reminds me of when I went hard for a character in Fire Emblem Heroes, still don’t have the character from back in spring of 2019. Ever since that moment, refused to spend that much on these games EVER again

[@summerycast7936]

Curious, what was the character you wanted?

[@noirhelios]

@@summerycast7936 Legendary Azura. She still alludes me to this day

[@aizensosuke6320]

"It's a gacha game, everything is dlc"💀💀💀💀 killed me

[@crowing3886]

Rumor has it keef gambled his stairs away. Which is why he doesn't run down them anymore.

[@adityasaraf230]

Lmao at the end Keef said: you feeling Sluggish? I had just finished my chemistry exam and then came to this video and he nailed it!

[@purplegoldgloves6331]

"Why everybody on Twitter got these characters" 😂

[@jennerial]

"I can not take you to Las Vegas, I cant take you anywhere because you're just bad luck - you are an actual black cat" -nice pep talk

[@dgx-shorts]

0:18 this is my boi 😁🤘

[@kagekurasu3579]

Love the sonic music, from that haunted level with knuckles good times

[@ardaagaik9136]

I've mastered gambling mechanics from playing dokkan 4 years ago. You get a bad summon, YOU *HOLD THAT*. PERIOD. The salt'll cool down over the day. It's like you put all your hype into the summons and they turn out bad, but you're gonna have to put it down and play something else for awhile or just accept it. Just don't get your hopes up before summoning as much as possible.

[@jex1689]

Oo new upload video from! Let's see what he had? Clone Keef: Hey Keef? Have you heard of a game Called "Genshin Impact" Me: *paused the video and throw my phone across the room*

[@Khyon521]

*”I want a refund on this Free Game”*

[@AnointedFlow]

This man hit him with the "Bitter Earth" song.

[@UltraSTH]

I see you using A Ghost’s Pumpkin Soup! Also I know what it’s like, in Sonic 2 I spend a long time in Casino Night Zone gambling to stay Super. Thing is, I always get Eggman and lose all of my rings lmao

[@ShadowLynx777]

"They gonna check my credit bro" that part killed me XD Omg congrats on the sponsor!