If real life had BALANCE PATCHES!

If people got nerfed like in video games, life would be really weird.
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#Balancepatch #comedy #nerf

[@Mightykeef]

Would real life be easier or harder with balance patches? lol

[@BMVfilms]

Definition of “better to buff everyone than nerf the top” Although those fuckers should pay their damn taxes

[@MahmoudEhab2023]

nope everyone would die lol

[@1wayroad935]

It depends on the developer doing the patches.

[@jmastah2375]

Easier... I need those buffs man

[@deathwar316]

why wasn't this the Halloween episode ?

[@CyrilOfTheWise]

"I can't even give nobody these hands cuz I ain't got no hands!" I died right there.

[@knux64]

Calvin Gardner facts

[@arakos4890]

"WHERE'S MY RIGHT HAND?!" *"I NEED THIS FOR HENTAI"*

[@Gipwx]

Good one, bro 😐

[@xaveryconcepcion8904]

Me too

[@AudioGAWD]

Yooooo

[@Gipwx]

@h b absolutely. Can't get enough of em 😐

[@seiryu265]

“where's my hand? I need it for Hentai” Worst Nerf Ever. 🤣

[@vieoru6892]

pretty sure that was for a delayed november patch lol

[@nousername191]

@@vieoru6892 So we just No Nut November AND December? That's wild.

[@vieoru6892]

@@nousername191 Boy, that's just crazy........

[@bruhmachine6435]

@@vieoru6892 I am mighty keef

[@nousername191]

@@vieoru6892 Now I'm upset with myself for not using that line.

[@syfyky]

*_"I NeED ThiS FoR HeNtAI... mY BiBlE bLaCK!!"_* Bigg mood

[@jerryokazaki8626]

He needs that hand for his Futanari scenes

[@mvshenhon8966]

My man

[@SimpleMilkshake]

*"This is comical to me bro, because I for one didn't know you could be this garbage."* - Keef - 2019

[@smokeyjoe6059]

This is text notification worthy.

[@anonjoeoof2113]

@@user-wf3lf7zc1x yea

[@thatsmokerwasme]

1:10 "I can't wait to see the look on your face..." -Man going blind

[@joanjorge566]

“ My bible black” I felt that one

[@rainingfist]

Oh I thought he said bubble blast. I'm like what kind of hentai is that?

[@kozonalias3339]

OMF 🤣

[@ijrittenhouse]

I heard bubble blast too

[@secondsein7749]

I heard bible Black and it fits the context...that's the arm he uses for you know...

[@Shingeki__]

My man definitely said Bubble lmao

[@ChrisBleu]

I was laughing at this too much..... *Then my vocal cords got nerfed...*

[@shanelloyd853]

God: It's patch day Keef!

[@patrickcalip948]

God: Would you like to see the notes? Keef: Please God don't do this to me!

[@Freefork]

God: All nerfs to White people and Asians getting BUFFED again! Asians: Pfft, we don't get enough buffs. God is always buffing the white people. White: I can't MOVE! I got no limbs!

[@Lilgame10]

Freefork know that’s just crazy

[@evantherandom3169]

I get the reference and I respect it.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5,

[@bizzarejelly5818]

0:39 God: “you failed the vibe check.”

[@Skyloc]

1:36 lmao sometimes you just gotta dance through the pain😂

[@raydo1998]

For real I died when I noticed it

[@yubeluchiha]

Lol facts

[@tayxicfox9512]

Was looking for somebody who noticed this 😂

[@princeslewis]

"I can't even give nobody these hand, cause I ain't got hands"

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5,

[@Gregoji]

I lost it at the slight dance when Red Keef was screaming for help

[@Vanitas-935]

I lost it when he screamed "MY BIBLE BLACK!!"

[@INFERNO95]

Fluctlight It a all time classic.

[@leeparkdenouden]

Is that not futanari !? 😫 Are you guy's openly into that kinda thing

[@Trilliman707]

@@leeparkdenouden some sevens futa lmfao some sevens just normal lesbian lmfao

[@etaquince5220]

@@leeparkdenouden yeeeeeeeep

[@morriganrenfield8240]

@@leeparkdenouden you act like it's a big deal but you immediately knew what it was.

[@Guile_The_Exile]

1:30 For the most *POWERFUL MAN SCREAM YOU'VE NEVER HEARD*

[@aurahub84]

The guardian theme fits perfectly in this video

[@vision4860]

Got me having panic attacks, dude. ...Heart palpitations... Jeez

[@ehwick8175]

@@vision4860 literally what I commented lol. I just start chopping down the road when I hear that music now.

[@monochuneon8529]

What game is that from Edit never mind my mind kinda blocked this from my mind

[@hiwrenhere]

Seen this video like 3 times and the "I take my trash out on Tuesdays" gets me every time

[@FarekWad]

This whole video is Full Metal Alchemist in a nutshell

[@arireverse908]

MOOD

[@ShirouBrando]

It low key is boy that's just crazy

[@xethanndonttryme6983]

“AAALLLLLLLPHONSEEEEE!!!!”

[@kotaar8535]

blindness, no arms, no legs, bro ur completely correct dude.

[@beansinnoodles3615]

Lol

[@kaitohiroyuki122]

God: It's patch day. *removes 8 inches*

[@guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594]

I'm not sure where this nerf is referring to and that's what scares me the most

[@MichaelHarto]

**smack** noice

[@MrFuller876]

No🥺

[@gifctdotorgthought-police3706]

This..This is wrong.

[@oscarwang7227]

Guys, this man is obviously referring to his height. No innuendos at all.

[@Zeipharo]

Bruh not even 10 seconds in and I'm dying of laughter.

[@BushinRyuCat]

Word...But someone tell Keef: " Maybe you got no legs, but that AIN'T excusing you from GOING DOWN those damn STAIRS!"

[@Zeipharo]

@@BushinRyuCat BRO! That's true kinda :)

[@azuresea7183]

@@BushinRyuCat it's time boys.😎

[@jellyandjam9646]

The breath of the wild music is absolutely perfect😂

[@lordrikudouzero9119]

I know right, that dread before a guardian whips your ass lol!

[@jdatboi724]

The screaming reminds me of CalebCity

[@bobbylyht4123]

Reminded me of CalebCity as well

[@jeremiahafolabi3391]

Damn same yo!

[@rhysdajani3618]

Yup same

[@yoboisnake8766]

I see you’re a man of culture 😏

[@daniellecoburn8163]

lol haha funi jojo profil pec

[@yoshinpixels9924]

1:45 something about how he says "Help me, I can't see anything" gets me 😂

[@TheNathanKania]

Keef: “it’s Tuesday, n****” Today, actually Wednesday: “am I joke to you?”

[@RaikanGinro]

Yes but would you remember that in real life

[@dmwanderer9454]

Simple, watch this on Tuesday

[@TheNathanKania]

Wolf Shinobi now I will for the rest of my life

[@RaikanGinro]

@@TheNathanKania surprised pikachu face

[@capslockabc3872]

It's Thursday today for me

[@willbowden6897]

Finally an explanation of what happened to the stairs intro. He can't come down the stairs anymore because he doesn't have any legs

[@mawk6677]

was that a Bison reference? because for me, it was Tuesday.

[@djcwittz3012]

^only

[@ItsDaniPlays]

Damn i was too late

[@margoldgallentara8968]

"My bible black!" man of culture.

[@leightoxnightfall5590]

Keef: exists Sakurai: imma bout to end this man’s whole career

[@nyleaustin1336]

Bruh this lookin like a Caleb city video lmao. I’m feelin this energy

[@ThePrincipeShinobi]

The Calebcity influences are strong in this one hahaha

[@Nigglai]

i actually would like to know who inspired who

[@genesisz1]

I was thinking the exact same thing!!! Lol. Something wrong always happens to caleb and its definitely his style just like this vid

[@RaikanGinro]

Boy that's just crazy

[@megakazuya123]

He basically ripped caleb off

[@mangekoo3682]

I wonder why keef didnt like this comment? Hmmmmm must be true

[@urhee6093]

0:22 bro that moment got me cracking up

[@DarkChocolateGamer]

Is it me, or is his screams reminding me of Caleb.

[@ZatomiAwake]

100%

[@onilink0thefur]

Exactly the vibe I was getting

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

If it was Caleb then when the guy first lost his hands the other guy would've been saying "Yeahnhhh, yeahhhhhh". That shit always makes me laugh when caleb does it.

[@chugachugachewy]

I'm sure that's what he went for.

[@AnimeFun4Every1]

"I NEED THIS FOR HENTAI!!! MY BIBLE BLACK!!! lol XD

[@joefla2507]

“Can buy some new Js but can’t buy a new line up having ass!” I feel like Keef is too good at roasting himself 😂

[@captainsega9864]

"I need this for Hentai! My Bible Black!" Lmao got me crying over here from that

[@GameMaster00744]

This is like a mix of Caleb comedy, Omni editing, and Keef performance. This shit gold

[@blujy4514]

“I can’t even give anybody these hands cuz I ain’t got any

[@alfredhigglestein2828]

The connotations of this became way more horrifying than I originally imagined

[@anonymoususer775]

"I can't shove my foot anywhere!" 😂

[@solitairemario]

Boy that's just crazy.

[@cyberwolfmc9536]

God I love how right after the clip of him saying how good he is terry doing jab jab power dunk is shown

[@neroclaudius3036]

1:38 the dance tho XD

[@nitricacid2516]

Time moves twice as fast so everyone's reaction speed is cut in half

[@tmbush25]

1:56 I found the my leg guy from spongebob

[@ZylethXenocian]

THIS IS THE POWER OF MY STAND, 《DAY ONE PATCH》!!

[@anthonybennett6564]

Good one

[@MfROb]

"If"? You mean I've been waiting for that depression nerf for nothing?

[@Galaxy-456]

I heard they buffed it in the recent patch

[@NyxSakura]

@@Galaxy-456 They buffed depression AND anxiety! Why? They were already too OP.

[@MewnFrostFang]

last I heard they were buffing it

[@senjugold6977]

@@NyxSakura heard if you got the "depression" dlc and the "anxiety" dlc, you get the "Suicide" ending half off.

[@senjugold6977]

@@NyxSakura heard if you got the "depression" dlc and the "anxiety" dlc, you get the "Suicide" ending half off.

[@agentboi4794]

"I need this for HENTAI!"

[@elijahpree7046]

He hit that Mariah note at 1:30 😂😂😂

[@Ph1ccc]

My dude was scared silly from being blind and still made time to hit the folks 🤣

[@IcyZolt]

0:58Why does this remind me of CalebCity?

[@Shanx317]

lots of disappearing limbs. And screaming.

[@Cold_Prince01]

Icy X they are friends 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Josh_ua]

Because they're both bla... ...blatantly hilarious. Huhhey!

[@davidc.]

@@Josh_ua and black

[@jjslide1]

Raven got that keitaro laugh

[@luigiforsthoffer]

This is actually the funniest comedy I've seen about games in a long time.

[@AnimatedASMR]

1:57 When the edibles start kicking in.

[@billiousbob]

If I know what you mean by edibles, this is funny either way

[@Drakalfrack]

Imagine getting in a fight with a dude and winning, only for him to come back to fight next week cause his frame data got buffed.

[@colonelslanders3955]

This is almost a CalebCity video. lol

[@Sawcybui]

1:37 Nice moves👌

[@GenerationGamexp]

0:39 ZA WARUDO

[@youngyuzi5954]

Road Roller!!!!

[@youngyuzi5954]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!!

[@youngyuzi5954]

Wrrrrryyyyy!!!

[@GenerationGamexp]

@@youngyuzi5954 ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@robinsr4745]

You've been wondering who's been making the balance patches but it was I Dio!

[@bluexco]

There comes a time where a quality KZbinr releases a video that transcends all their other works and becomes legendary. This is like your 4th time doing that! Bless you!

[@esteban8471]

White Shirt Keef: You know what day it is? It's Tuesday. Wednesday: Hello, God? Yes, I'd like to file a complaint to nerf this fool.

[@PawclawPlays]

the wavy effect is so simple and yet it has me in tears towards the end 😂

[@dresean3725]

Me a black person involved in sports all my life: *sweats profusely*

[@rensten4893]

*Milly rocks nervously*

[@kdot4068]

That music is the MOST appropriate music for that kind of feeling.

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

1:05 "I need this for Hentai!!" Yoooo Press F for this man's JO hand 😂

[@kleyperr6113]

“I can’t feel my toes.” *looks down* “I don’t have any toes!!”

[@kurotenshi67mugenprogrammi57]

"You know what day it is? It's Tuesday, n****" It's also patch day, ningen. Lol

[@rsnori21]

By far the funniest thing I've seen in a while "I cant shove my foot anywhere" lmao this video I so great

[@Rhyaith]

Boy that was crazy. LOL The yell when the second hand was gone. LOLLLL

[@DijiOverdrive]

When he said "bible black" i thought he said "bubble blast"

[@LiasVS_]

This is mad creative 👏🏾 😂😂😂

[@ryanduffy6610]

I got shivers when the gait foam music came on

[@baconaidens7733]

That opening line was so good

[@gravitygas3891]

It's like the spirit of Caleb blessed this video.

[@mr.no-to-body8121]

Man, another funny vid by the keef, gonna hit tha- MY HANDS, WHERE MY HANDS AT!!!!

[@iGotEggs]

"...can't buy a new line-up havin' ass." *That line doesn't work here.*

[@Miisee]

0:04 Actually it's Wednesday chief.

[@entruh4520]

He probably recorded on Tuesday

[@jmoneyrax]

That guardian music gave me PTSD It started playing and I’m looking around

[@Silvershadnic]

This Video Gives me Calebcity Vibes... but you beat him to the punch.

[@sheluvnas7970]

fax the title and everything really reminds me of caleb city

[@lckaboom6810]

Patch 1.0.1 White Shirt Keef: number of hands reduced to 1 (from 2) Patch 1.0.2 Red Shirt Keef: Eyesight level reduced to 0/0 (from 20/20) White Shirt Keef: Number of hands reduced to 0 (from 1) Patch 1.0.3 Black Shirt Keef: Number of legs reduced to 0 (from 2)

[@Psybele]

The Keef Crew stairs intro will return in the next update

[@NoBadsign]

Keef out here doing the Jordan Peele. Transitioning from comedy to horror.

[@BrewskiBudder]

It's like if CalebCity produced a Keef clip lmaooo

[@PassTheSnails]

Thumbnail is fucking hilarious but the guardian music everytime someone gets nerfed is funnier

[@MrDoot-hj2ir]

"I wish there was some kind of balance" And then God was like "ZA WARUDO"?

[@SunnyDaking_]

Nah that’s more than ZA WARUDO he’s erasing limbs

[@diannejohn5346]

Was that a jojoke?

[@chrismdb5686]

Keef, no idea if you'll see this but I just wanted to say that three years later this skit is still hilarious! You did a great job with this one man. Really appreciate the content that you put up for us. Hope all is going well and that you're having a good day!

[@otakuthegreat]

I NEED THIS FOR HENTAI! LMAO my ribs XD

[@metalixtheunknown9677]

2021 new patch notes - Removed corona - Added new npcs goku black, zamasu and darkside -removed bug where a LV 99,999,999 icon of sin would randomly appeared in the new years'/christmas special event all players that participated will get item "leftovers" as a compensation - slight Buff to players - Removed bug where hittler could respawn, players who encountered him will get "WW2 helmet" as cominsation - added minecraft enchantment table

[@ItsDaniPlays]

M. Bison *watches video days later* Keef: "I take my trash out on Tuesdays" M. Bison *evil smile* Keef: "You know what day it is?" M. Bison: "... IT WAS A TUESDAY"

[@fennekin.]

LOL this felt like a scene right out of 'Scary Movie'. Beautiful!

[@Joshyboy225]

Imagine this happening with something like sports. Like someone’s in the middle of a track race in 1st place, and all of a sudden they just lose their legs

[@thatguyinthecorner4648]

That "OH NO!" killed me and sent me straight to purgatory

[@Gray-sanity]

"Yo im just bout ready to give this man a piece of my mind-"....... "Duuurrr~ wat dis... Duuuhhh-" In the latest 69.69 patch, keef is now *Brain Ded* and can only choose Hero.

[@enzoforgets9456]

Life patch v1.45 Keef got his Recovery distance nerfed, in exchange they gave him the ideal superhuman body straight out of some marvel shit

[@m.muradbasic4186]

Something that Maximilian Doid once said: „instead of nerfing the stronger characters, just buff the weaker ones, a lot more people would be happier that way“

[@garciafever]

Facts. Buff my Videl (and possibly nerf Vegito).

[@AdnanAbbas1995]

"No Keefs were harmed in the making of this video. " That's what the Devs want you to think.

[@donavanboykin9489]

“OH NO,,,MY LEGS!!”” I am still coughing TO THIS DAY!

[@ultimatebladelock5212]

The 19th century devs did Hellen Keller dirty.

[@imarock.7662]

"I need this for hentai!" That's real, right there.

[@ehwick8175]

the guardian music was well used lol. I felt the panic.

[@drawberry_jam]

Aight so when's the CalebCity colab? 👀

[@danielarizmendy5399]

Can afford new js but can’t afford a new line up is your best line ever.

[@brotherplant2455]

Keef: it's Tuesday Me: well yes but actually no

[@megamanm7129]

And buffs literally turn you into an All Might looking, Byakugan having, infinte knowledge possessing, crazy bastard.