Episode 39: Trust me bro, rearming Germany is gonna be fine this time bro - Send News™

[@thedeprogram9999]

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[@fun_ghoul]

Maybe you can do a can run with your precious Volvo.

[@noname-bu1ux]

The first 30 minutes of every episodes is just Hakim hitting on the other two.

[@radiofreered]

Mixed in are horrifying medical tales.

[@noname-bu1ux]

@@radiofreered fax

[@strawberryJen711]

and i'm 100% for it

[@noname-bu1ux]

@@strawberryJen711 I'm just waiting for him to come out of the closet as biromantic.

[@zainmudassir2964]

It's just bros being bros. Guys being dudes

[@Ghdfshhs]

"We have a mothman." The tone in JT's voice was the strangest mix of emotions I've ever heard. Almost like pride, excitement, and disappointment mixed together.

[@josephspurgis7782]

This

[@xXhaibanFFfanXx]

Honestly at this point if we ever get an episode without hearing about Hakim touching balls will it even be a real episode

[@fun_ghoul]

We will know _La Compañia_ got him and sent in an imposter...some other guy from Long Island!

[@antoniomariamacri7500]

Not a good episode that's for sure.

[@radiofreered]

“I did so much coke, I turned into coke”

[@minhducnguyen9276]

The US had become so good at imperialism they are now are distributing imperialism license to other countries. As long as you are part of NATO you can start your own military intervention on Africa or middle east.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

@Armament Armed Arm As long as American corporations have a share in the future contract on the "liberated" land it's fine.

[@fun_ghoul]

@@minhducnguyen9276 They already have that. Ukraine went from doing over 50% of their trade with RF in 2014, to less than 8% today. EDIT: And UA's largest trading partner today is Amerikkka.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

@@fun_ghoulYou don't even have to bring up Ukraine for that. Rheinmetall selling license for American guns and cannons while Germany buying US jets since 1950 must be a great sign of friendship.

[@fun_ghoul]

@@minhducnguyen9276 With friends like these, etc.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

@@fun_ghoul It's a great team building exercises to gang up on the poor undeveloped world. I hope when the US going down, liberals western Europe won't get away with it just by saying the US made them do all of that.

[@haileyrose1871]

I used to know a girl who acted exactly like Hakim encountered in the hospital, drugs make people crazy but usually it stems from traumatic experiences in childhood, it’s sad

[@pyrefly7575]

Drugs are not bad in themselves, they are a neutral agent. You can use them wrong or good . They are both full of danger and full of potential to do you good , it's all up to you. Chemotherapy would destroy you now but It saved my life , same with alcohol or mdma , when used correctly then can do you good , and bad when used incorrectly

[@haileyrose1871]

@@pyrefly7575 I hear what you’re saying, I think that’s true of some drugs like adderall, weed, and some painkillers, but I mean I cut this girl off when she graduated to meth and heroin, both of which are in my opinion pure evil. I don’t believe in a good way to use meth or heroin. Real life Breaking Bad style villains peddle those kinds of drugs for profit above all. I’ve heard of a heroin dealer in my city bragging about the potency of his product by saying three of his customers “went down”, i.e. died, in a week. It’s honestly terrifying how little human life matters to some of these people.

[@Zack_Spades]

Yugopnik bringing up Andrew Tate multiple times (including in his conversation with BadEmpanada) is an embodiment of "the guy who's found a new obsession and needs to reference it in as many tangents as possible". I've never related so hard to any member of this trio. Love it.

[@lukatosic09]

this was such a good concept, I expect a weekly news segment

[@opossumqueen7532]

Imagining Yugopnik shirtless is what keeps me coming back to this podcast.

[@suigeneris6397]

Same here

[@Tumatutuma]

I'm a poor and greedy person who's not even going to donate to your channel. So my opinion is unlikely to matter but I totally dig the idea of a news digest from time to time. This is both funny and enlightening, just like your regular podcasts.

[@fun_ghoul]

Don't demean yourself, Comrade Yegor! Did you choose poverty? Do you keep the money not "donated" in a vault? Do you buy factories with it? No. You have to work with the money you've got, and it's not enough to do whatever you're already doing -- which, if you're poor like I am, you're already suffering in other areas as well -- and to contribute to a rich Texan's hot rod project. If I'm wrong, and you're hoarding millions of dollars/euros/bars of gold in your ass, etc., then f you. But probably not. 😄

[@Tumatutuma]

@@fun_ghoul Well, obviously there are some working-class subscribers who are wealthy enough to donate to keep this podcast afloat. Thus, I believe they are more entitled than me to determine plans for content on this channel. Speaking of other stuff you wrote, yep, you're right: no factories, no newspapers, no mines or deposits, just an apartment with personal property and my labor power.

[@fun_ghoul]

@@Tumatutuma Why is it obvious? I've long suspected governments and other capitalist shills "donating" money to "content creators" whose message is useful to them, with the CC none the wiser.

[@theonlymegumegu]

36:55 yugopnik's cackling reaction just makes this funnier. also, I'm ok if "hububalub" catches on, language is an evolving thing XD

[@suigeneris6397]

He just mixed "hullabaloo" with "hubbub" and "hubble-bubble." Easy mistake since they all mean the same thing.

[@dandelion_fritters]

I need this on loop😂 it’s so infectious.

[@Hsalf904]

Love this kind of episode! Also glad the Canadian Empire wasn’t spared in this one with Trudeau in the climate march and the embassy in Libya. More Canada-dumping please 😩

[@fun_ghoul]

Yes! Light up that goddamn red rag! 🔥🍁🔥

[@thcalicia]

I agree as a Canadian!

[@thcalicia]

We should talk way more about Canada

[@fun_ghoul]

@@thcalicia *so-called Canada

[@minhducnguyen9276]

@@fun_ghoul And replace it with the proper red banner

[@remussayed1007]

We need a uncensored version of this.

[@cielrobinson]

i'm a difficult patient with lots of health problems, most of them going without diagnosis and confusing my doctors for years before someone figures it out.... these patients hakim discusses make me feel like i'm much easier to deal with.

[@jadasakura]

Relatable, I've had seizures and other health problems since childhood with no diagnosis or treatment (Murica). solidarity

[@trifectaarts]

36:55 Yugopnik's laugh cures cancer

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

only lung cancer tho but that's still good

[@alanhorton7300]

The most interesting part of the Mothman mythos is that the Mothman is associated with a humanoid alien named Indrid Cold, who is friendly and charming and comes from the planet Lanulos, which sounds from the descriptions like a nice place. While nudism is the cultural norm on Lanulos, Indrid always wears a nice suit when he visits Earth, and was repeatedly seen in the Point Pleasant area for decades after the first sighting. He is sometimes accompanied by two other aliens named Karl Ardo and Demo Hasan, also from Lanulos. But here's the best part: some of the Indrid Cold sightings are believed to have been staged by a grifter with the actual real human name of "Valiant Thor."

[@fun_ghoul]

23:41 Leave it to the Iraqi to bring up Aladdin. 😂😂😂

[@TheMoistestNugget]

the thing about english is that no matter how u pronounce a word its probably correct in at least one region

[@fun_ghoul]

I mean, if by "correct" you mean common, then perhaps. I struggle with this a bit inasmuch as I don't want to shit on fellow workers for speaking badly, but dammit, we need some democratic centralism in this shit!

[@TheMoistestNugget]

@@fun_ghoul i think correct would be anything that is easily understood by the listener but above i was kinda using it to mean speaking with a native accent (though with english i feel like that term is a bit strange since most countries speak english due to being colonized among other reasons) but i don’t think having accented speech makes you “incorrect” especially in a language that insists on global dominance

[@fun_ghoul]

@@TheMoistestNugget Your OP said "pronounce", which I didn't take to mean anything to do with an accent, but more about syllable stress, vowel sounds, etc.

[@fun_ghoul]

1:02:05 Mixed-use developments: Amazon warehouse downstairs, dormitory upstairs. Efficient!

[@ericktellez7632]

They are pimping their workers, knew a place where they did table dance and in the building upstairs it was rooms to pay for you to sleep with the girls, Bezos still undefeated pimp

[@fun_ghoul]

@@ericktellez7632 I'm from Ottawa. In every way, I believe you and have seen plenty in that vein.

[@ericktellez7632]

@@fun_ghoul it’s insane the amount of criminal activities they get away with just last week some other multinational was using child labour in the southern US

[@fun_ghoul]

@@ericktellez7632 Yes, I heard that too! 12 and 13 years old...

[@fun_ghoul]

@@ericktellez7632 FWIW, I just noticed that both of your comments are not visible. The YT censorship went waaay up about two months ago...

[@fun_ghoul]

1:03:18 Amerikkka needs to be reinvented in the same way that nitrogen is reinvented when you stick a corpse in the ground.

[@nigeluno]

700 pages?! Fred Hampton only had 200 lol

[@fun_ghoul]

Fred Hampton didn't have the Internet...and neither did his investigators.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

Woke: getting Twitter notification for spreading communist propaganda Bespoke: getting monitored by the FBI for running a breadtube channel.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

@@fun_ghoul Yeah but people back then worked harder according to the conservatives. I'd expect his FBI monitor to pull 60h per week and produce at least 500 pages you lazy police state agency.

[@morganqorishchi8181]

As a native West Virginian, I will never get tired of people from outside the US finding out about Mothman. The "WTF" reaction is universal.

[@podemosurss8316]

3:36 In Spain we have a young man who does that kind of moves. Unfortunately for the country, he's prince Froilán: the nephew to the current king and fourth in the line of succession (after the king's daughters and the king's sister). So he is someone who CAN do those things, in fact we found out recently that there is a special police taskforce dedicated to covering up his stunts.

[@emanuelneagu14]

thanks Yugopnik and Hakim, I was really needing my daily dose of depressive realism about my R (word) country, love you

[@jadasakura]

We're gonna make JT an honorary Boricua for having such a huge FBI file 🇵🇷

[@Celis.C]

The current inflation is a godssent for the corporate overlords who have been crying uncle over the 'labour shortage'. With the ever skyrocketing prices of the _cost of living_ , millions of people will enter poverty levels where they now _have_ to accept slave wage labour. It's all going according to plan.

[@comradeinternet467]

A monthly news episode is probably among the most blessed things that could happen

[@niibor1]

keep the news segment my dudes

[@pashico7082]

I love this podcast. Especially for people who don't really agree with y'all or apolitical people, it has a great mixture between political zeal, satire, and apolitical comedy. Usually I never listen to podcasts due to how boring they are, but I can't stay away from your vids. Great job!

[@beccagrantham5978]

Agreed. Podcasts bored tf out of me until I found this one. I absolutely love it

[@nicholascharles9625]

700 pages I'd be paranoid if I didn't have every single piece

[@normal_fr]

32:38 Apollo giving the gift of prophecy 💀

[@PetitPoneyDuVercors26]

I love hearing other care workers 🤣 I work in a nursing home, one papy almost escaped this summer, a family let him pass the front door... he was stuck on the car park trying all codes of the portal, with the melting heat on his weelchair (it was 40°C), saying he wanted to go to Montpellier (three hour drive from here, in south eastern France) How can visitors let him pass the door... like ok he's fine 🤣 (Residents without dementia and that can walk/have electric weelchairs can go out, but they are coherent and if you ask them why they go out they want to go to the nearby shop... not to a city 300km away 🤣

[@fun_ghoul]

47:46 State-sponsored media (for muh evul countries), Public broadcaster (👁👁👁👁👁).

[@raven_g6667]

Pretty sure they're 3D printing women like the Kardashians now.

[@SatanasExMachina]

The Kardashians themselves ARE 3D printed. They're that gen1 shit.

[@saphsound9777]

enough bears and twinks, we need some otter love for this revolution

[@suigeneris6397]

"Hubbub" basically means the same thing as "hullabaloo." So Hakim honestly didn't make as big of a mistake as JT's laughter implies. He just mixed two words that mean the same thing together. There's also "hubble-bubble" which is similar.

[@americancommunist6076]

wait holy shit Is that an Avatar the Last Airbender poster in the back?

[@nektariosorfanoudakis2270]

The magic of SPD keeps getting more and more amazing🤩 We are all going to die🤣😭

[@polyglottenforpain]

Looking forward to my hubbubalub hat!

[@liverdiseased]

i like the news review segment a lot! it would be interesting to hear more in the future

[@diabl0r]

This podcast is such a hubbabulub! Keep the news segment a thing please, it's great. Also, do patreon subs get uncensored episodes? We need the uncensored dirt please (no hate against Stalinist censor JT)

[@fun_ghoul]

33:12 This, but for "Canada", "The United States of America", etc.

[@roundthoughts4644]

Dont worry, the administration system of the Bundeswehr is so ineffective that the 100 billion wont to much, also they need to pay a lot of money just for personal as it requires significant anounts of money and benefits to convince germans to join the military.

[@PMac13]

I've wanted to make a video of myself charging a tesla with a gas generator for a while. Bummed out someone beat me to it.

[@ishe_we_zimbabwe]

36:55 goofy ahh laugh💀💀💀

[@binnahgondwe5158]

This was a good, hilarious episode.

[@tankpiggy]

Great episode as always 26:00 32:08 34:28 36:52 38:08 53:32 59:16 1:09:23 1:14:49

[@kapapamahchakwew3866]

This was great, more news please

[@helenahrebeljanoviccipras]

we want HABABALAB t-shirts then when we go out and about people will wonder what it stands for like google it and shit thinking it's something meaningful and a statement of some sort

[@Ajente02]

I can't believe The Deprogram invented news commenting!

[@sleepyhead8681]

Have Marxist Paul on! His channel doesn't get enough love.

[@jadasakurawatches]

Yes!!

[@samul7531]

Fun type of episode! should def do more

[@NOISECOREMafiaTV]

My favorite polycule

[@dailydoseofleftpill3458]

Brawndo has officially purchased the FDA and replaced all water supplies with gatorade.

[@elhadi.1207]

Mothman ?? Is JT a fan of Karl Pilkington ?

[@Shindai]

If you sold trucker hats or t shirts with HULLABALUB I'd totally buy one xD

[@quinn3334]

this hits that Proles of the Roundtable itch

[@jesusramones1]

Ello, could you plz put your other KZbin channels under “channels” I’d like to check out your other videos! Fanks

[@Comuniity_]

I feel like hakim heard mothman, and was like JT is fucking with me so he looked it up

[@RoboAstronautCat]

i love this, please do more

[@thevictor180]

based

[@Turdfergusen382]

I fucking love it. Do it next week

[@Comuniity_]

25:16 Bernie also didn't campaign off his civil rights activism, that was something news outlets started talking about. Bernie is someone I could see if you put him in a situation where revolution was more feasible, his views would be more in line with that, but I don't feel like if you put AOC in that situation she would have a revolutionary outlook, she was never just a "normal working class person" yes she was a Bartender but she was also an aid for a straight up free market neo lib senator and despite what she claims, was always interested in pursuing a career in politics.

[@Comuniity_]

Also let's not forget her extremely liberal zionist takes on Israel and the usual anti communist garbage about Cuba, Bernie is a huge Soc Dem but he's always been pretty vocally anti Israel and much more supportive of Cuba then any other US federal politician

[@americancommunist6076]

how are you guys this funny

[@fun_ghoul]

How are you still perpetuating patsockism?

[@americancommunist6076]

@@fun_ghoul oh sorry, not patsoc, even though its confusing. I made this generic because I was like "well, I live in america, and I'm a communist." and now I've had it so long I don't really want to change it. Patsoc is just America's version of the Nazbols, and should be treated as the reactionaries they are.

[@fun_ghoul]

@@americancommunist6076 It's cool. I was having vague recollections of you not being a POS from other videos' comment sections, but nothing concrete enough to override my brain getting stuck on that name! Cheers.

[@JP-hj1il]

Would be nice news discussion on state repression on Socialist and communist groups in the US and world. It's too easy to dunk on The 2 rights wing parties.

[@aaronp2542]

It hurts to live in America right now lol. Its not terrible third world shit (although we are racing towards it everyday), but its the type of death that slowly kills you with some sick comedic effect inside as you spiral down the drain

[@antoniomariamacri7500]

The first 10 minutes are Hakim's hospital stories.....and I am perfectly fine with It

[@DeadDanDan]

please start hakim’s cryptid arc, can’t wait until the episode on the wendigo

[@bootstraphan6204]

A Deprogram SCP episode mayhaps...? 🤔

[@chase2873]

Cut to Norm McDonalds joke about Germany continuously picking a fight with the world

[@Minemmalist]

Not to sound too capitalist but I’m only on episode 7 and I want merch for this podcast so bad. 😂

[@calvinawald1225]

Hey! Trying to escaping fr medical assistance is strictly America's gig!

[@hyou2394]

i acutely feel yugopnik's earnest desperation at the very end of the video when he said "pls don't give the germans guns" like same,,,,,,,,pls don't rearm them I BEG

[@thatpandaz6094]

Good for the girl to escaping. Better then going to the police

[@old_house_1906]

This really needs chapters with titles.

[@therealpaulallen]

Comment for the algorithm.

[@Komrad_Cybersyn]

Quick question : when are you going on air? Not the Argentinian air, I précise. The radio ones ^^

[@auntietoejam]

Omg the Andrew Tate part 👀👀👀

[@michaelslowmin]

So Hakim and Yugopnik running an Eiffel tower on JT drops when?

[@keeKeeConnolly]

I have no idea if they ironically flirt or not

[@minhducnguyen9276]

1:00:23 If Bezos wouldn't make his organ harvesting operation looking like the one in the movie repo men I'll never consider buying Amazon prime subscription in the future.

[@dopewizardcomrade436]

Moth Man is just a scapegoat for USA poorly maintained infrastructure btw

[@niibor1]

dork*

[@noname-bu1ux]

6:18 I'd be willing to bet 6 bucks she's Kurdish

[@LiteKipe]

Recently a leftist KZbinr released a video saying why she thought the labor theory of value was dead. What do you guys think about this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4Ckgpimg5mEbdE

[@Themehsofproduction]

Nacy Pelosi is scary frfr

[@mayamayhemmusic]

But I'm German and I'd quite like a gun :'c

[@ernestokrapf]

you guys need a soundboard, it would add a lot to the humour

[@mrpieceofwork]

Do the news about where the left is actually making headway... IOW, inspire us. Thx

[@fun_ghoul]

Things are systemic, but the system is upheld by individual actions. That's why I shit-talk JT for building a fucking V8 street rod when the planet is burning, for example.

[@SecondThought]

Haha Volvo goes brrrr

[@Ajente02]

Isolated individual actions of the average Joe doesn't uphold anything. The system will still work even if Sarah doesn't eat meat or John goes to work in a bike, it'd just reinvent ways to exploit the new market oportunities (and, again, with no real care of the possible ecologic or social effects).

[@minhducnguyen9276]

You still need an insane amount of individuals to uphold the system. Me buying groceries with a cardboard box hardly make a difference when they food I buy come in plastic packaging.

[@fun_ghoul]

@@minhducnguyen9276 Capitalists putting responsibility on individuals for the shit they do to us: Bad. Taking personal responsibility for those things in your control: Good. I know you're a smart cookie (Minh) and will understand, but for the rest of you lunkheads reading this, DO YOU GET IT NOW???

[@fun_ghoul]

@@Ajente02 Read my reply to Minh.

[@colonel__klink7548]

I wonder if being a doctor actually slowly kills sexual appeal? Seeing all those naked often gross looking people? I think about the poor doctor who had to do my physical so I could get on a sports team. You know for whatever the reason the doctor feels you up as you cough test? The poor man kept a perfectly level expression as he did the tests as I was in a state that I had to admit from that day on that I'm gay. How many times did that happen to the poor doctor before he got so good at ignoring such a painfully awkward situation? It haunts me 17 years later and that guy was an absolute professional.

[@AdamApocalyptic]

I would hate to be one of Hakim's patients hearing him talk about me like this, to be honest... love the podcast normally but personally this is making me uncomfortable

[@lulianjuliuswassbach]

blud, my grandparents and my aunts are doctors and they also frequently talk about patients and let me tell you something: they get absolutely desensitized in that environment. It's just how doctors are

[@PutXi_Whipped]

This channel and Vaush both cape for Bernie and AOC uncritically.

[@hoagielamp6543]

There's a literal "fuck you" to AOC around 42:25 man.

[@jadasakurawatches]

@@hoagielamp6543 lol right

[@nektariosorfanoudakis2270]

Nice try

[@fun_ghoul]

*HAKIM PRONUNCIATION GUIDE* salmon: SAMM-in (silent L) compilation: COM-pull-AY-shin

[@dot2336]

Pile instead of pull is fine

[@fun_ghoul]

@@dot2336 Uh...in what variety of English?

[@professorgrimm4602]

I'm not a native speaker, but I always thought it was COM-pee-LAY-shin

[@fun_ghoul]

@@professorgrimm4602 That's not how it's said in (North) American English, where the first "i" gets the schwa sound, but it may well be proper in other varieties (e.g. Caribbean/Belizean, Desi, HK). I also am not sure about Britain or Ireland.