The Internet's Darkest Secrets!!!

[@bbussey1967]

This should definitely become a series it's disturbingly awesome

[@TylerHodelin]

Deacon SYNN please

[@lunchboxcravings3661]

YES

[@deadeddiemuerte6615]

I 100% agree

[@papa_da_engineer]

Love that idea

[@trixal2613]

Yaas

[@legeogame1611]

"I accidentally killed seven people." "Yo."

[@Falxifer95]

Bruh

[@ProtusMose]

Guy with the rag didn't burn the place down. He left it shoved in the exhaust and the family died from the fumes that were supposed to be exhausting out the house.

[@thilaerian4418]

wow, that’s fucked

[@maxscardanelli6185]

How do you know this?...

[@Treebroughtmehere]

Max Scardanelli He’s the guy

[@heavymachete6235]

@@maxscardanelli6185 because thats what the story said, jared just misinterpreted it

[@lumberzach7206]

Max Scardanelli If your exhaust gets blocked your house fills with carbon monoxide and you die. Shit people in the north know about cause of snow lol

[@businesscatlimbo]

Tom: Felt cute, might fake my death and move to Kenya later, idk

[@jaggedvisions]

Business Cat lol

[@justice7788]

I might literally do that

[@domscott1901]

more importantly why the fuck is he watching dickeydines

[@NoName-kh4yq]

lmao

[@blacklight310]

“Felt cute” hahahahaha 💀😭

[@danielreynolds5411]

The rag was in the flu. I’m a mechanical tech. When he blocked that with the rag the carbon monoxide didn’t exhaust out. Instead it went into the home. They probably passed in their sleep. Sad sad story. This is why we have licenses to work on that stuff. Prayers for relief to that man

[@Char10tti3]

Daniel Reynolds was thinking it would be carbon monoxide. So, he had the rag in there and forgot to take it out when it was being installed? Wouldn’t that be the first thing police and paramedics check ?

[@sethroberts1362]

They might not have had access to that area so they sent the landlord to go shut everything off so they could inspect. I'm not sure, I agree that something should have been caught before then though. Either way it's very sad. I hope he finds comfort in helping others instead of living a life of substance abuse to bury his guilt.

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

That just made it even worse. Prayers to him. 🙏

[@ttig4044]

7:21 Girl: Are you the man of my dreams? Him: No, but also, yes

[@Kenanssss]

This literally went from “i flung a turd in my wall.” to “I accidentally killed seven people.”

[@BluejaySpectre]

That one confession about the person who died at sea who’s now living in Africa, sounds very much like a missing persons case I’ve seen videos about years past.

[@mcsheesh2052]

Copying Essays from with other languages is basically the bread and butter of every european student my guys...

[@mairis324]

Yep. Because all of us have to learn english, haha. And even one, two or three other languages.

[@MrMetalhorse]

I'm not European but I do speak two languages and when I heard that I was like "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT"

[@satan1189]

I live in luxemburg and we learn french english and german (luxemburgish too ofc) so its kindof shitty because some teachers are so scrawny that they actually look up the subject on all languages

[@notmozart8866]

In Israel you learn 3 languages + every kid has a "root language" based on his parents' native language

[@TheTheschuhschuh]

My professors know English as well because most scientific articles in psychology are in English or at least have been translated into English. So this whole idea doesn't work there.

[@ondraspendlik9759]

I thought I'm pretty fucking weird and have really dark secrets. Seems like I'm pretty normal in comparison with these secrets

[@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo]

Nobody: Guy who moved to Kenya coming back to the US: *REV UP THOSE FRYERS!*

[@DY-ch4ws]

Wouldn't you get arrested for Identity theft? Besides its probably on papers that he's dead

[@cvspvr]

​@@DY-ch4wshe didn't say that he stole a real person's identity, so it's more likely that he'll just get arrested for identity fraud

[@lukedebiase8212]

Looking for the comment that says "I finally made the DickeyDines Show"

[@allthingspaper2424]

Luke DeBiase shit 😂

[@wildcamlmusic]

Watching Dickey’s face slowly transform as Jared reads these stories is in my top 10 forms of entertainment

[@Destros2ndone]

the IT guy story is heavy o.o damn, he's sitting literaly on an atom bomb

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

16:01 The absolute terror on Austins face killed me💀💀💀

[@silencethesirens3861]

One of that dude’s family is gonna be on a cruise with a stop in Kenya one day and they’re gonna freak the f out

[@jamesdong8179]

4.0 earthquake is a really common thing. It happens 30,000 times worldwide annually

[@seosamh.forbes]

I kind of get the guy who “lied” about abuse as a child, because when I was a kid I had a violent stepfather that hit me and a manipulative mother that guilt-tripped me, and as a teen the stepfather exited and I downplayed the upbringing as “fine”. It wasn’t until I was an adult and cut my mom out that I realized “holy shit, none of that was okay”

[@XxMeYouTornxX]

The skyscraper one actually makes me sick. My city was destroyed by 2 big earthquakes, almost 200 people died and 2000 were injured (a population of of roughly 360,000). It’s been 8 years and we’re still recovering. Our people and beautiful historical architecture, our city in general will never be the same. We have even stricter regulations in building now to avoid something like that happening again. I can’t image anyone knowingly building something that could end in such devastation

[@tbone8358]

Please do a #2 on this topic sometime!

[@justice7788]

Your wish is granted. Also, that's what she said

[@skeptical_princess0497]

23:52 I don't know why, but the background music really fits well with that confession 😂 Edit: You guys should do another video like this, but ask yourselves if what these people do is morally right or wrong

[@HiveFleetUlfang1]

Now I feel pretty good about myself, thanks guys!

[@justice7788]

Must be nice lol

[@joaomachado1251]

3:23 There was a huge youtuber girl who did that here in Brazil. She translated, word by word, a script from a english video about a anime and just read it in portuguese to her audience, looking that she wrote herself. When she was caught she disappeared from the internet.

[@SlyHikari03]

Damn. I wonder where they are now.

[@Janne-k-]

hands down one of the most interresting dickeydines episodes ever!

[@IntermezzoR]

About the IT guy knowing so much about coworkers and bosses. I'm in IT myself, and you have no idea how easely you learn secrets of coworkers, bosses and even the company itself. Just because of mails getting flagged in the mail filter with some spicy info, or when fixing someone's computer and seeing some documents and ofcourse when backing up something seeing file names pass by. Even if you don't look for secrets you just see things all the time you didn't mean or even want to.

[@FilthTribeFTP]

IT Administrator here as well... Yeah, it's hard not to see sensitive info sometimes, but this guy in the vid sounds like he was just straight snoopin.... Just because you have the access to see every single file and email, doesn't mean you should if you dont need too. We just fired my counterpart because I busted him searching the cloud email archiver for like super high level information found in C-suite employee emails among other shit. I guess his dumbass didnt realize Barracuda Archives has an audit log that cant be cleared or messed with by even the admins, only Barracuda themselves, lol

[@decipherlogic]

That rag in the exhaust probably filled the house with carbon monoxide

[@rodbelding9523]

I don't think the rag caught on fire. He stuck it in a valve to keep debris out and forgot about it before installing the tank, and he turned the gas on with the rag still in there. So I think the seven people died because the rag was clogging the tank and they got carbon monoxide poisoning lol, at least that's how I took it.

[@jtstewart8022]

Rod Belding you’re absolutely right about that. The center of the water heater is the flue and needs to expel carbon monoxide. He clogged it and it came out of the combustion screen.

[@thedjentleman1662]

That's usually what happens in general during fires, victims don't die by burning but by poisoning

[@JosephSmith-lm4ri]

20:02 i was that guy once... Sometimes i still am.... I'm ashamed of how lonely I am....

[@Da_Swifta]

Joseph Smith bro, I feel you on this

[@fattyratty1000]

"That's like when you love someone you're whole life and then they die" my husband died last year and I just hosed myself laughing when you said that ,yes I have a very fucked up sence of humor

[@wolfsilver6304]

I WANT MORE OF THIS!!

[@damiendurakovic843]

I still haven't gotten into 1 minute of the video and when Jared said ''Tittie Turtles'' that face Austin made killed me, LMAO. Like ''Hey, that's pretty good!''

[@connerdiamond5317]

Creepy yet informative how much twisted stuff is out there. Any of y’all familiar with Project Monarch? That’s another creepy story with many people covering and testifying peculiar actions.

[@parklands9739]

Yo that essay one, I also speak a different language so ima now use that in class. Thanks for the idea lads

[@Da_Swifta]

Declan Vorster honestly you still have to do most of the work, but at least now you have a good starting point to cross-reference, so I honestly think this is a really efficient work method. It isn’t even that wrong from a moral perspective either, since you’d be doing essentially the same thing when you draw information from textbooks and shit

[@Skooter-ko1yj]

Did it work

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

Finally, my German lessons have a use outside of Rammstein fan groups.

[@mrpasqwal3901]

"I flung a poo at a hole in the wall"

[@savannahmonroe2135]

You guys always brighten my day so thanks mates :)

[@TheGodshatter]

The cake thing pisses me off! I worked as a pastry chef and made wedding cakes from scratch. I was about 18 at the time and sold a 3 tier wedding cake for over 300 dollars. One of the best moments of my life period!

[@svinjamaria]

nobody: fbi: *HAS ENTERED CHAT*

[@alexluther555]

Some of Austin's facial expressions are just priceless

[@zackovalltrades760]

8:45 that is probably my favorite moment of Dickey for years

[@nopenope5023]

I love how Austin’s eyes opened as Jared was reading at 16:01

[@chin70]

I keep coming back just to watch Dickey’s reactions during the babysitter story

[@TheAlienFromOuterEarth]

Love the lighting in this vid the color really pops

[@Dickey7861]

Thank you :)

[@wyldehearted]

20:22 The man I've loved for the past three years just died last wedesday...

[@padleybonnerproductions2057]

This pretty much finally confirms for me Ricky Gervais' point about how the internet is the largest toilet wall in the world.

[@brandonpeasemusic5101]

16:29 haha their name YOURHOTBABYSITTER

[@Falxifer95]

26:11 the way Austin says that is very amusing. Also, Cvm Box dude seriously quoted Gandalf when he described Gollum to Frodo.

[@iamn8746]

AN ALMOST 30 MINUTE DICKY DINES?!?!? HOOK IT UP TO MY VIENS!!!

[@zQoQz]

I’ve been counting the days until I can move out of my home as far away as possible for about two years now. My family emotionally abuses me and my sister and I find myself thinking that when they die or forget about me I will finally be able to live comfortably without fear

[@deadlymagecz4186]

That's not how colour blindness works and that's probably the reason why the person was able to convince so many people, because the condition is widely misunderstood (although I have no idea how he was able to convince the optometrist). It's not that you "don't see colour" it's more like having trouble distinguishing between certains colours and certain shades. The human eye essentially uses the RGB system to perceive colour, having three types of cells that react to different wavelengths of light (different colours, mostly corresponding to red, green and blue/purple). In a colour blind person's eye, one type either doesn't work at all, in which case the two remaining types are used to attempt to correct for the difference, because their sensitivity spectrums intersect somewhat, or one type is defficient in it's sensitivity. This divides the condition into 2 types (complete or partial loss of perception), each having 3 subtypes based on which base colour's perception is impaired. If you decide on which condition you would have (I'd personally recommend a partial loss of perception of any of the 3 colours, red or green being the most common), you could fairly convincingly fake it. I guess it went something like this: The person started telling his parents and his peers that he can't distinguish between certain colours. People probably didn't pay attention to it at first, so he had time to read up on the condition (good job, I'm impressed), so by the time he was sent to the optometrist, he had already decided which condition he would be trying to fake. Now, we get to the part that I'm not quite sure about, since I'm not aware of what would happen if I went to the optometrist claiming I had colour blindness, but I'll try to explain anyway. The Ishihara test is rather simple, and could be prepared for in advance, so if that was the only test the optometrist was doing, you could convince them. It consists of an easy to understand concept: distinguishing numbers made up of dots in a field made of dots of a different colour. A colourblind person won't be able to tell what the number is, so you could just learn in advance which colour combinations you should be unable to perceive. Again, very impresive. Still, I have no idea why anyone would want to do this, because I don't see a benefit in claiming to be colourblind, in fact, I can imagine that it would give you a lot of problems while seeking a job, or you would get in trouble while getting a driving license.

[@luvittodeath7031]

4:53 I’d come back as soon as I could, just burst in “did I miss lunch?”

[@timothyissler3815]

You sure that guy from 10:46 isn't Mark Zuckerberg using Facebook info?

[@Da_Swifta]

Timothy Issler sounds like it

[@Isa-ug7rp]

I'm trying not to choke on my food while watching this. You guys are gonna actually kill me

[@jae_lee-]

bro that guy living on his bunker is basically the Parasite movie plot

[@Fr0stguard]

As someone who also works in IT and similar fields I can attest to the stuff people do on monitored emails and stuff is absolutely mind blowing

[@noahsarsam9685]

0:42 - The Whip with the COD Zombies sound effect killed me LMAO! Good Work Guys

[@selenemoon2249]

So is Austin living with Jared now? It seems that way from the first two minutes...and I think that's so awesome!

[@jessestumpf190]

Yes

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Austin has lived with Jared previously. They lived together in their last place.

[@George-pi1ge]

But isn't he engaged? Or is it just bro sleepover until death does them part

[@mylesmullarney4365]

You should make a second part, I really enjoyed this

[@austinvernon5907]

I didn’t want this video to end. We need a several part series to this.

[@WestonWrathSimmons]

As to the story at 14:25 the House didn’t burn down. The exhaust was blocked and the house filled with carbon monoxide gas and suffocated everyone inside. I’ve gone through heat and air school and been involved with this type of work for a few years.

[@thedisabledviking]

2:18 i would consider that abuse

[@PresumablyTunes]

The cake thing I totally get. She said she does wedding cakes, right? All you gotta do with them is have a basic ass sponge and do really fancy icing. And it's the icing that takes the time/effort. My friends mum owns a cake business and they buy all the sponges in.

[@jordannewthomas3293]

Yeah where you get your supplies really means nothing if she's going through all the decorating and so on as she says then there really is no problem.

[@julo514]

"no reason, i just wanna pick it off you later" That had me dying.

[@mynamejosh5536]

My new favorite thing is The DickeyDines Show. Now you know.

[@V0r4xiz]

I love this video :D You should do these a lot more often!

[@qualcom01]

“If I had a diary.” Jared totally has a diary.

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

6:00 Well, see the thing is here, and I can really only speak for myself but, as someone who constantly makes cakes from scratch, I am very much able to tell the difference between boxed and actual cake mix. Thus I am guessing bakers in general could also tell, so she better hope that she never has to serve cake to a cake baker on accident, because otherwise the jig is up!

[@comedicsociopathy]

Anyone who knows what a good cake tastes like can tell. The people in these comments pretending this is normal and okay are fucking gross. But oh well, no wonder Murica will never be famous for good food. Do shit like this here in Europe and you're done. And the girl "feels like a sham" lol that's because she is. The nerve of people like this.

[@666pmt]

Austin is one of the most genuinely funny dudes I've ever seen.

[@eddypalogrande6090]

23:26 Woah, watch it Dines 🤣😂😅

[@skk8witchskk8wrld999]

It was amazing when we went from flinging shit into a wall to accidentally killing seven people.

[@ChildrenOfBodomFan66]

Love this video, I'm hoping for another one. Keep it up guys, I really like your content!

[@joeyreed5439]

23:06 the funniest thing I've heard all day

[@xx7secondsxx]

That statement was before the pause and Dickmeister comes on to show the whole story! Icing n finishing is KEY to the sale of food

[@roachxyz]

The IT guy could really have fun with people.

[@jaimegarcia5322]

Please make more of these! This is the best one I've seen from you guys yet 🤣

[@MikeY-1st]

20:41 thats ffed up. There is no such thing as discrete paperwork, that guys dad was being made in to a scapegoat (most likely knowing about it tho) so booo to the entire company , knowingly endangering people

[@Carepackage65]

Bringing a whole new meaning to Piss water

[@chuckywoodman3580]

I really enjoy your show/videos

[@TheRealMensOfGenius]

I definately did that essay copy thing, since i've always been pretty fluent in english I found it very easy to just translate it to swedish while blasting some good music in the background

[@jeffd.3883]

Austen and Jared! Make more of these please. I watch everything you guys put out and this is one of the most entertaining ones

[@Yuri-uq6nd]

The third one I do myself all the time. I speak russian so I just translate a russian essay into english.

[@mordykinz4228]

* Banjo Kazooie Music Plays *

[@KanekiKirigaya2537]

Austins fucking face from 16:02-16:24 kills me LMFAO (Even though its perfectly undersrtandable)

[@angelievd]

4:10 michael de santa is typing..

[@xtrememurr720]

16:56 SWEEETT HOOMMEEE ALLLAAAABAAAAMMAAAA

[@Hilariumosis]

Imagine if that diary-wife is a subscriber too xD

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

That's the point of a throwaway account. Even if she saw it, she wouldn't know who posted it.

[@demgphix]

These were actually way crazier than I was expecting 🍻

[@JenariJosh]

The internet never fails to amaze me

[@michielvansteenhoven7255]

Ok but which subreddit is this from?

[@SeahorseTrash]

Mick Shadows it could be r/askreddit. Either that or there’s a sub dedicated to confessions (try r/confessions or smth general like that)

[@Da_Swifta]

r/UnholyConfessions (I hope)

[@tywilliams2480]

It's about fucking time Bois needed some new DickeyDines

[@hampussoderberg1129]

Banjo & Kazooie music made the tone of the vid... confusing in a enjoyable way

[@qtpie1113]

4:24 Yeah, that’s something I’d do if I was 20 something and didn’t do my taxes for a whole year and pay off my student loans.

[@jesseashford3949]

Once my friends and I set an abandoned house on fire in my childhood neighborhood. We found a can of kerosene in the shed and set it on fire. Another kid in the neighborhood was seen playing with a lighter earlier that day by adults. He had nothing to do with the fire but since he was seen with a lighter he got the full blame for something he had no connection to.

[@derekfletcher8934]

"He left a reg"... Gave me a laugh

[@charliemitchell295]

16:15 Austin’s face tho

[@jessicajemison5080]

Man, and I felt bad about procrastinating during finals....

[@jessicajemison5080]

Jonathan Cook lol ikr?!?!

[@gamevault4580]

You guys should for sure do more videos of this topic, this was awesome

[@Big_betty2]

14:01 “Yo” 😂 That was so funny for some reason

[@jakehennings5740]

12:12 they have to be talking about a grocery store or some office job

[@Handsofakiller19]

If that cake girl is who I think it is, everybody definitely knows.

[@kubaj8397]

2:13 Tallah while writing Matriphagy: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!