STORY GAMING - NEARLY KILLED BY A BODYBUILDER

[@baconsayshi]

I love how Austin silently gets pissed off at all his deaths throughout the vid xD

[@DC-yb7qd]

Austin is an adult infant

[@samtheman123]

Gabe-fartpoop Peepants OMG LMAO your name is Gabe-fartpoop Peepants and you’re calling someone else an adult infant

[@katerrell94]

"My score is 9/11!" - Dickey , man I don't know about the rest of the viewers but those jokes/comments will never get old lol

[@SensitiveShellCollector]

Can't imagine relying on the courtesy of strangers to make up the majority of my money that must suck.

[@abandonedaccount1231]

I like how Austin has to explain EVERYTHING to Jared

[@ShadingNight]

The whole waiting thing at restaurants tips are almost necessary to make ends meet considering they pay you ass wages in the first place. That being said, I still don't agree with the way they implement them, making customers feel morally/socially obligated to tip.

[@Jared-nu2tz]

lol I was going to be a waiter but I just got a job at Walmart and make 10 bucks an hour lmao

[@ddevil4980]

In Washington state you can only make minimum wage as a waiter/waitress. On top of that 10% of whatever you buy comes out of their check. So if you don't tip atleast 10% they are loosing money from your order.. pretty fucked.

[@juliussjolie4112]

reservoir dogs

[@levpor89]

As musicians, who depend on people to buy there music, merch and go to their concerts, when they could just listen to it for free on the internet, you'd think you would understand the idea of tips.

[@deadc0w536]

lmao "uuuuuuuuuugh gotta beat something up"

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

6 years later but I bet the waitress didn’t remember who requested the birthday song, and so they thought they where doing it to the right person. Imagine if the people they sung it to didn’t even have a birthday on that day 👁👁

[@miahmartinez950]

I love this series so much.

[@graveyardboots5998]

I love all your guys' story videos, please make more.

[@AvoidingHumanSociety]

Love these videos but Zesty always puts my ass to sleep.

[@elievans5432]

The guy in the hat, I think it's zesty, looks like he's in Hollywood Undead

[@shozone7653]

Which one? (they're all wearing hats) XD

[@hsjsueking7485]

Funny stories guys! But yeah keep bringing them back, the chemistry plays off well.

[@TurbolagTurbolag]

I genuinely enjoy when they talk even without humor have no idea what it is just do.

[@lightbulb5642]

Tony’s idea of a restaurant sounds alot like a place called china

[@ethan043]

Not to be rude, but I think the story videos are better with just Jared and Austin. I didn't laugh at all at this.

[@KlumSyTurtl3]

I agree.

[@invaderemi7033]

Zesty is so bad at telling stories 😂😂

[@EB-xl6db]

I had something similar happen to Jared's story a few years ago, the only difference is that I was carrying my pistol (legally). After he threatened all of us, I politely informed the roided out sumbitch that I was carrying. He sat back down and I paid for his food, end of story.

[@charliejamz.]

That’s great man lmao. I’m glad for you. The hell with these big freaks that want to bully everybody with their looks.

[@MissFrancesxD]

I'm so glad we don't have to tip in England. I do tip people if we get great service though but if they're anything less than great I'm not tipping them. We get paid decent wages for being bar staff or waitresses over here though, tips are just a bonus.

[@noahmiller6193]

Honestly, I will never go to Red Robin again. First off, they took so long to serve me and my family, and then they gave me a kids meal, when I ordered off of the adult menu. Absolutely terrible service.

[@joshedillon9534]

Noah Miller It's no Amy's Baking Company, though.

[@danoeb-g418]

Just about the tipping thing. I worked a walk in party of 14 last weekend by myself. I did everything perfectly they even commented about how good the food was and how fast the service was. The bill was about 300 bucks. I have to pay the kitchen a tip out of 4% of the total bill. Which is pretty standard in the industry. And the guy that paid the whole bill gave me a 5 dollar tip. So I worked for an hour and a half couldn't take any tables while I worked this party and at the end of the day actually lost 7 dollars for my efforts.

[@PhilthyCasualMedia]

The tip system sucks, but you have to do it. let's face facts, if you are having a bad day and you fuck something up at your job the worst thing that happens is your boss yells at you. No one takes your paycheck away. I agree with those that will say that the restaurant should pay more and tipping should go away. The converse of that is everyone has to agree with the menu prices going up... Significantly. Red Lobster might be able to eat the cost (not that they will of course) but Mom and Pop's family eatery can't afford to. Long story short: if you aren't going to tip your server, eat at McDonald's.

[@polpottopg]

Never have tipped, never will, unless the service is absolutely amazing, i refuse to if im not obligated

[@PhilthyCasualMedia]

+Auschwitz was a "prank" that was the whole point of my comment. You ARE obligated to tip. Tips are literally the bulk of a server's pay. The system is not supposed to be an "atta boy" for doing a good job, it is you paying the restaurant for the meal's food cost and preparation costs in the meal, and the gratuity Is payment to the server for the job they did for you. It isn't fair, it isn't right, and it is one of the only legal avenues of wage discrimination left but until our society all collectively decides to do away with it and pay more at the restaurant it is not optional.

[@dzemohendrix]

+Jarrett Tennis Then you should absolutely reform the payment system of the servers in restaurants. This current one is pure bullshit.

[@PhilthyCasualMedia]

+dzemohendrix I don't disagree. I am a big proponent of knowing what things cost right up front and getting paid a decent wage, but until that happens a quite protest against tipping because it is "stupid" or what have you just makes a customer a douche-nozzel. I'm pretty sure if anyone who thinks that they don't have to tip would be forced to work for 45 minutes to an hour with no pay, they wouldn't be very happy about it.

[@kidslikethem1472]

+Auschwitz was a "prank" Servers make $4.25 an hour man. Some places a server gets one person an hour, that's a dick move especially if it's not expensive food, drop two dollars or some shit.

[@ddevil4980]

People have no clue that 10% of the cost of the food you buy comes out of their check NO MATTER WHAT. So if you don't atleast tip 10%, you are literally costing them money....

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

But... did the dude leave a tip for the bodybuilder's table???

[@marcos1334]

Best channel on youtube ever!

[@InkaholicGamer]

I really surprised from Zesty's performance at your Brotherhood p6 son. Oh man dat feels that show on the video...true performer !!!

[@juliussjolie4112]

First 4 minutes had me thinking they were gonna rob a jewelry store or something

[@jordansmith2647]

"The Whopper"

[@bincks2880]

I would've written Happy Birthday on the check.

[@TheCarlosCobain]

So, Tony is basically Mr. Pink.

[@guitarplayer9000]

Is no one gonna talk about Austins face at 1:28?

[@trentanderson9323]

Why was I thinking the Red Robin waitress was going to be the bodybuilder?

[@sakoth12]

did they use Calum von moger for the thumbnail?

[@felixhuppert2368]

ye

[@leahd24]

i love you guys

[@Coleo432]

What did Caulm Von Mojer do (the bodybuilder in the thumbnail)

[@nmurdock012]

Yo you guys should just start a podcast. I'd listen to it.

[@RedEyesTops]

The obligatory tip is such a ridiculous concept. That doesn't happen over here, people just actually get paid for their work. And then it's the customer's fault if they don't want to pay an extra 15% after paying for a meal or whatever. Maybe someone should fix the system?? It's the boss's fault for not paying proper wages, get pissed at them.

[@mustycarlos2164]

Next story video make the face cam way bigger

[@jman2102001]

Do either of you have any irrational fears?(Fears that elude rational thought.)(Example: Seeing a lobster on TV and crying like a baby in fear of it)

[@ianharrison5264]

Dude I slap at that game

[@roman5209]

So what is 7861? it was in one of Jared's screaming videos and it's on austin's gamertag...so what is it?

[@khorneight]

Piercing Melon It's from a song called 7861 by Beneath the Sky

[@owenconnell6953]

I feel sorry for the first guy

[@litos_mendes]

are you obligated to tip or not ... i dont get it in portugal i dont need to tip because no one is expeting it

[@TheEndwithY]

+carlos mendes Here, in Brasil, exists a 10% tax for the waiters, but you can ask to don't pay it if you didn't liked the service... Some places let you decide to tip or not... And there are some places that puts that tax in the products price, so you pay it without knowing... Brasil as it best x.x

[@jesusfreak777ize]

in America, you are pretty much obligated to tip. it's pretty messed up.

[@heytheresailor53]

+SavingThemLost. Nah man. Working in the food industry, trust me you earn those tips. They should have tips pretty much everywhere in my opinion. Especially retail.

[@Jimbovian]

+Heytheresailor Or employers could start paying better wages so employees are earning a more consistent salary so that they can get on with their lives more easily.

[@ddevil4980]

@@Jimbovian in most states they can legally only make minimum wage because if the tips. On top of that 10% of the cost of the order automatically comes out of their check. So if you don't tip, they just paid for part of your meal.

[@squiiddyyy]

that`s why you don`t get hulked up on roids man

[@jonathanjansson3434]

Wtf did Austin say at 3:47?

[@strongstrummin4078]

"Where's the humor? I don't understand where.......(can't make out the last part)"

[@funkygman1784]

zesty looks high af

[@jamesfall948]

Somebody please make a dickey chrome extension

[@parkkos9798]

they need to watch gradeAunderA's, why tipping is a scam video

[@joeyjohnson5850]

+ParKKos97 was thinking the same thing

[@parkkos9798]

aye, haha

[@oldgoblin7312]

Im with red beenie beard, they earn that 15% if they are good.

[@kylafluff2774]

😂 red beanie beard

[@diabarha8304]

Continue please :D

[@bigkuntry2153]

dickeydines spinoff series the zestony show

[@soul9485]

I clicked on the video and noticed that they were playing Black ops III and that was in my PlayStation and I took it out and put in advanced warfare.

[@ianharrison5264]

I also wait on tables at two jobs and the minimum wage is like 3 some in most places an hour. Without tips I wouldn’t be able to live

[@ddevil4980]

Exactly, most people don't know that you can only make minimum wage also. And that 10% of your sales comes out of your checks. Atleast in Washington state it does.

[@KimberlyPristine]

Servers make at least minimum wage at $7.25, that is federal law. I think where a lot of servers misunderstand is that, say salary is $3, the rest of that $7.25 comes from tips. If the server doesn't make up the rest of the $7.25 from tips, then the business pays out the difference, but in then end, servers do make at least minimum wage.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

Tonys philosophy is fucked up : D

[@Objection202]

Not tipping is fucked up , there have been days when I've walked out with like 8 dollars in tips. Not because I was shitty , but because I shitty restaurant didnt have a ton of stuff these people wanted . And I only got 2.15 an hour

[@INSANEMODE616]

Your Job is supposed to make up the difference if tips don't cover minimum wage. If they aren't, that's on you to take care of.

[@Objection202]

brandon hammer The key word in that statement is "supposed" .

[@INSANEMODE616]

Objection202 many people try to get out of doing it. Don't just sit back and let them.

[@amorecredibleusername692]

Its not that easy, if you actually try to talk to your manager about it he will just pretend to file a complaint and then say that the chain you work for said it couldn't be done. And forget about talking to the chain restaurant itself, the owners (i.e McDonalds co Reps/Outback/BC co reps) are nearly impossible to reach. Not to mention that fees to take the restaurant that shafted you to court is higher then the actual money you lost of your wages.

[@elijahfranksson775]

The dude in the thumbnail kinda looks like Calum Von Moger a bit, am I wrong?

[@JF96125]

I know this video is a year old, but I just came across this.. you realize as a waiter if you don't tip me I don't get paid right? I make $2.13 an hour. They're allowed to pay me under minimum wage because getting tipped is the "standard." Now yes, technically if I don't make at least minimum wage, they would have to supplement me up to that. But that means in a 5 hour shift I would make~$35. Now in those 5 hours, I would typically carry heavy trays, ruin my back, and run roughly 10 miles waiting on you hand and foot. All for $35 if you don't tip me. You can't just not tip and call it fair, unless America changes their standards and pays us fair wages.

[@adriangabardo]

haven't played bo3, played 1 & 2... midway through the video, noticed they fucking ctrl+c -> ctrl+v Nuketown and changed the "skin" of the map into bo3... nice Activision, good way of ripping off the dummies

[@theflaredgeneral7578]

+Adrian Gabardo because people wants it, its a fan favorite.

[@Ebonfire86]

#payformyfoodifyouwanttolive

[@brxken_bvtterfly]

pitcher did 9/11

[@johnpartington5910]

Maybe I misheard but did Austin make yet another 9/11 joke?

[@amorecredibleusername692]

Yep.

[@bakuvoid6104]

My dad tipped 200$ once

[@chrisdouglas9733]

see dickey you making them scuses but last time when I called out the cod skills you said it wasn't you playin, now you playin and still ain't good, what's that man lol funny show though

[@fishnado0376]

He's not bad either

[@paulravin1]

5th. il cop that

[@rossjohnson4909]

oh and red robin is the worst!! hate it

[@mikesimpson9942]

Hey look more cod 3

[@therealdonkeykongiswear]

100

[@levpor89]

Or watching a KZbin video with no like or sub.

[@randallegendre]

Yall are too small lol

[@GhostofRhurValley]

2nd in this bitch

[@TheMrmeatcake]

3rd baby

[@Hype756]

firssssstttt notification gang

[@boilingpaul]

The gaming thing....who fucking cares?! The banter is the humor....the game is just bullshit...

[@AstralElephantFuzz]

+boilingpaul It's better than just watching them sit there.