"5 SECOND RULE" GAME WITH FRIENDS (HILARIOUS)!!!

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[@crystalcook3250]

New metal genre: post-grapefruit

[@Johnfromthedesert]

I Do Not See Stars Infant Annihilator's new vocalist, Dickie Allen, borders on post-grapefruit.

[@coolhandluke1421]

I can't wait for post grapecore

[@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC]

Technical Grapefruit

[@dai-yjamccurty116]

"Stuff me with that stuffing" -Jared 2016

[@Haxprocess]

Dai-yja McCurty lol u have 69 likes

[@ihH6053]

Anyone here from 2018

[@lukedebiase8212]

Wow. 2016 was 5 years ago

[@guitar19971]

I've played this game with my family including aunts and uncles. Word of advice it's not something to play with your elderly relatives because the amount of swearing it induces is probably enough to cut you out of the will. When asked "3 things to not do in a library" my brother's first answer was "shit on the floor". Obviously true but not exactly what my catholic aunt was expecting to hear.

[@threefiddyone]

Dickeys answers are pure gold

[@Mark-ix4zt]

YES!! He's so funny😂

[@neeltheother2342]

He's always the funny one.

[@danieljenkins5191]

You guys should play Cards Against Humanity next

[@cjalmighty]

YES

[@SirusX1]

+Daniel Jenkins This. This is an excellent idea. Do it guys!

[@sebastiansuarez9883]

+Daniel Jenkins This is an amazing idea

[@sickcxnt9444]

That'd be fucking awesome

[@owainrae3996]

fuck yeah

[@Ps3N3rd92]

the one wearing a hat looks questionable

[@ellisaudio9727]

What you did there... I see it

[@Ps3N3rd92]

+Goofy GooberInc yes, only I know who is the questionable one... 🙃

[@dman8973]

ChainsawHands The chubby leprechaun who called Bill Nye a liberal.

[@SuperFunny1111]

ChainsawHands lol at the fact they're all wearing hats

[@Bursti_]

Random person: Hey jared how are you? Jared: A bugs life! Random person: 0.o ........

[@waffeleater5652]

30lbs of boost_jpg toot

[@shawnalley1096]

Zesty is my spirit animal.

[@incomingz44]

Plays wooden guitars, can't name trees.

[@joshh8553]

The irony XD

[@Nikkibausch]

Plays wooden drums

[@bradleypreston5282]

ebony mahogany and teak are all trees right?

[@Dedonarivl96]

no they are woods not trees thats why oak wood comes from oak trees

[@gergoretvari6373]

me an intellectual: *Laughs in Minecraft*

[@robertpaulson2946]

The dude with the mustache is totally stoned lol

[@alyxl4mb904]

Him and Jared

[@samuelchristopher7957]

Can we get a shirt that says "I Know My Soups Okay?"

[@potluck5896]

12:50 "Ok... whatever helps you get over your hangover" Underrated line.

[@nunomachado2840]

Tony's beard is magnificent.

[@chroniictheory]

Ikr

[@elessar1501]

Tony's comment about Bill Nye "Bill Nye's a fucking liberal, so shut the fuck up" xD

[@ryanmchale5795]

Ya, that kind of pissed me off

[@elessar1501]

It didn't piss me off, I just thought it was a funny moment

[@ryanmchale5795]

Ya. I guess I am just a liberal hippie, and took defense. Whatever XD

[@ryanmchale5795]

+Adie Stone lol

[@KevinLuper99]

I'm an anarchist.

[@YansDrums]

Holly shit, first time I see Austin without a jeans jacket on!

[@cade2561]

Vest*

[@wawa98hardy]

+Addicted2Guitar2 Open your eyes ..

[@NerfYashru]

Raphael RBZ Look up to the skies and see

[@Poomanchu357]

im just a poor boy

[@juniorpentz405]

+_HERO_GUITAR _ I need no sympathy

[@D2Synua]

Super Hat Bros

[@zachrickett3029]

Stayed up till 2:15 watching you guys. Favorite youtube duo by far.

[@vandergaming8952]

Zach Rickett same till 3. I watched the chef dickey vids

[@ralphiebarba]

when Jared starts to name pies, shit had me dead💀 “apple PAAI cookies and cream PAAI cherry PAAI pumpkin PAAAI”

[@Harryjakeson]

Please put the timer sound in a song.

[@twocansami5086]

DOES IT DJENT?

[@andrewcliett5905]

The up sound reminds me of the synth lead-in for 'Du Hast'

[@ChickenFriedBrad]

@@andrewcliett5905 Holy shit, you're right. 😂

[@ttrain200026]

When Austin said he gets made fun of everytime there's a guest he just looked so mad I died of laughter at your face during it 😂

[@szczypiorek]

I LoLed at Fluff plugins ^^

[@kitatronic2463]

"And that fat gay guy" oh I didn't know Austin was an opera singer

[@virgillewis6240]

Kita Tronic the roast level is over 9000

[@justinwebb7072]

Elton John? Is that who he was referring too.

[@theheadbanger6685]

😂😂😂

[@mitchinatr7093]

Pavarotti maybe?

[@Ashijinx]

1:43 Oak, Maple, Spruce. Minecraft taught me well.

[@AnthonySanchez-wh6lw]

y'all should group up and play drunk never have I ever. it's like normal never have I ever but instead of putting up fingers you take shots

[@jv9715]

if I was ever a guest, I'd be nice to you Austin

[@justxull9278]

14:10 When your home city is mentioned on the worlds most legendary show :D

[@michaelborg4771]

10:20 That bulimia joke was greag

[@michaelborg4771]

*great

[@villainz2616]

Yknow you can edit your comment buster

[@SirusX1]

Love the shirt, Zesty. Polyphia for the fucking win.

[@nathanninja2]

So glad you dudes made this channel, fucking hilarious!

[@powerlinearcade8527]

1:29 IM KINKSHAMING JARED

[@heybuddy3988]

i am jared in this situation

[@powerlinearcade8527]

+shramo jamo lmao boi

[@Fer_Ramorino]

"Do me, Austin, do me!" -Jared Dines Don't know about you guys, but I dig that

[@chon978]

When Austin got asked to name 3 homes all I could think of was "A BROKEN HOME!" ya know... from his band and stuff

[@tresgoss5614]

"Name three fluff plugins" killed me lmfao

[@thrasherfan96]

You gotta get fluff to play this game with you guys, I wanna see him crack up and laugh his ass off

[@tsarbear4191]

favorite part was when Austin says "sell your soul" like god damn how did no one call that out XD

[@benboy2100]

I have never laughed so hard at a channel more than this one. Keep it up!

[@yashinshila]

Let's be honest As a guy from Soviet Russia I can tell you that 6:23 Furcostco (or whatever that was) is NOT a Russian name

[@anthonywinchell56]

AYYY THAT POLYPHIA SHIRT

[@kaismith7004]

Anthony Winchell polyphia is fucking awful

[@bazooka_papi7988]

the timer isnt the only thing that lasts five seconds around dickey.

[@joshraleigh6885]

Jared. You are a drummer too. Maple Oak Birch Gum come on man! Lol

[@seangreen3184]

Zesty reminds me of Scruffy the Janitor

[@sickcxnt9444]

He reminds me of Sean from Thy Art Is Murder when he had a moustache

[@everyinchtheanimal]

He looks exactly like the singer from The Safety Fire

[@Professortekkit532]

Hats...........

[@KenoxProductions]

"Paul Potts, Andrea Bocelli and that fat gay guy." I lost it...

[@hunterb2689]

Austin is fucking hilarious, imagine a night out with these guys.

[@Guhberry]

These are so funny. Deserves so much more views.

[@vanessapacheco4807]

Please do more videos with all of you guys!!! I couldn't stop laughing!

[@xavierstilions]

Thank you for letting us know in the title that this video would be hilarious. I would have never figured that out without it.

[@brandonhoven2731]

Deborah, everybody's go-to name xD

[@catholichatred4937]

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH TONY AND ZESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great video though it was quite entertaining and I found myself laughing quite a bit. Keep making awesome content Jared!

[@fredjones5698]

when ur name is too edgy

[@xMrUndeadGamerX]

Yo, Zesty is wearing a Polyphia shirt. Ayeeee

[@definitelynotgore]

Watching back on this, Austin was engagement ring shopping. He proposed not too long ago.

[@orpheusyost6533]

That Polyphia shirt Zesty, amazing instrumental band haha. Just had to point that out hahaha

[@luluskywo]

Jared, that inbred joke on star wars was good. You deserved more than an awkward silence

[@jamesbaker9909]

You guys should do madlibs

[@cade2561]

They did

[@Aaronian99]

Where was Soundcloud at the 3 types of clouds?

[@allrightgaming3488]

like a lifted Honda hahaha ha

[@tplouffe9226]

When he said name 3 Rod Stewart songs, I instantly thought Maggie May, Young Turks and Forever Young.

[@andrewpappas9311]

Mine were Maggie May, Stay With Me and You Wear It Well

[@robertmckay9590]

U need to get tony in like all of your vids he's awesome!!!

[@QUK_DDCT]

A BUGS LIFE XD

[@Puppets_Aphids]

We need more!!!

[@RanterInShades]

3 Rod Stewart songs? "Forever Young", "Maggie May" and "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"! Also to Zesty: Nice Polyphia shirt!

[@Ferretclaw444]

Zesty w the Polyphia shirt - respect!

[@kaismith7004]

Ferretclaw444 polyphia is fucking awful

[@foREVerAvenged1]

Really? You had to say it twice? You should find something to occupy your time.

[@lordoftheelements2112]

Zesty: Name Three Fairy Tales Austin: uhhhhhhhh…

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

23:43 I'm dead XD

[@stinkylabinky1330]

HAHAHA ZOLOFT IS NOT OVER THE COUNTER

[@shanthedragon1694]

"Name three polite phrases" literally everyone forgot THANK YOU. Lmao

[@black_winterr]

three horses Jared..... stallion, mustang and shire lol

[@randyvargas4192]

To the wind

[@garretthibdon]

you should do a metal abc clean up song

[@LOLHICRONO]

actually the version of forever young you guys thought of is from alphaville

[@simoneorlando1017]

Tony,Forever Young is from Alphaville back in 1984.

[@Donnierules9109]

Simone Orlando I know this is a year old comment but ROD also has a song called Forever young

[@mungolius2262]

Fuckin zesty man xD That dude is awesome

[@maggot-oe4mz]

Zoloft is not over the counter😂

[@cheiflickemdickem]

They're all wearing hats.

[@2010RSHACKS]

POLYPHIA! FUCK YEA!

[@DreamfactoryZero]

Zesty looks like a mixture of Mark the Bagger from Minghags and Blake from Workaholics.

[@sickcxnt9444]

He looks kinda like Sean from Thy Art Is Murder

[@danzig3462]

To me he looks like Toki from Metalocalypse without the long hair.

[@XXDOOMSDAY-mb2rb]

Lol dr suse -cat in the hat - of mice and men lmao

[@shaunmasterton7072]

You guys seen Chef?

[@roaminxo]

I swear to god Austin is the funniest fucking guy

[@empirestatelvr3694]

ill be seeing Polyphia in March!

[@kaseycarling1739]

I was thinking anorexia for the diet plans 😂😂😂

[@matthewsousa5470]

" I thought Mexico was in South America." ~ Zesty Best quote ever

[@zachbrown5360]

Ferdinand was the arch duke of Hungary and Magellan was an explorer lololol

[@EmOtIoNaLKiD99lives]

Zesty is so high lol

[@Dailysiegeclips]

"bill nye's a fucking liberal" i like this guy. whats his channel? lol

[@mitchinatr7093]

Heineken!

[@RaveHDNation]

Having guests makes the show a lot funnier because there are more people to get odd stories from, I'm just not sure Dickey can take anymore bullying though.

[@Rowlandinmygrave]

since you guys like the roasts... in order from Left.. lumberjack Quasimoto, male equivalent of Amy Poehler, methed out Norman Reedus, Chunky homosexual Shia LaBeouf. Keep up the good work! haa

[@papa_zay.]

I deserve to have senpai notice my comment. Notice me, senpai dickey, and teach me your magnificent cooking ways.

[@Dickey7861]

I prefer Itachi buuuut I'll notice you anyway ;) haha

[@papa_zay.]

SENPAI DICKEY NOTICED ME MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE ily meme master dickey

[@patriotictrendkill9879]

14:55 BREADSTICKS MOTHAFUCKA had me dying

[@blakejosephhh]

The three western movies I immediately thought of were Blazing Saddles, Three Amigos, and Back To The Future Part III

[@19ThreeLions97]

Hell yeah make more shows like this

[@brodycolvin5992]

12:55 I knew there was a reason I love Tony.

[@DarkestofTimes]

Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaage, got this uh, new Lamborghini here.

[@uj5436]

"Come on down to the Olive Garden and get your free bread sticks"

[@taylorfenton96]

These dudes are great! definitely get them in more videos hahaha

[@mr.danknessking9143]

Give it to me daddy - Jared Dines

[@kellenjohnson9176]

5:42 and 14:55 I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@o_to_the_wen2745]

That stutter tho 😂

[@shamirvr]

Zesty is fuckin HILARIOUS!!! Need him more in the videos!! What is up eith Heineken being an answer for shampoo?? I fukn DIED THERE!! Thats so rock n roll lifestyle!! Bring ZESTY BAVK!!!