The Weird World Of "WISH"

[@thedondeluxe6941]

"Beef Socks" could easily be a real Primus title.

[@Bkens023]

The Don DeLuxe 😂

[@thedondeluxe6941]

@Stevie G They do indeed.

[@thedondeluxe6941]

@Coal Temple Shake feet with beef?

[@rileylibbybigtoke2679]

Indeed it could.... Totally something they would do.

[@bondedwithpotatoes0076]

pork soda beef sock

[@stefpenfield5918]

Despite all my rage, that pillow is Nicholas Cage.

[@jessfreeman3272]

Someone will say what is lost is Nicholas cage

[@DarkestofTimes]

@@jessfreeman3272 tell me I'm the crazy one, Nicholas was an only son.

[@benyannay5829]

I kinda whant the pillow though

[@hooknmouth5764]

I want a Nick Cage pillow!!!

[@JesseFckinPinkman]

🤟🤟🤟🤟

[@musicman7098]

U guys need to make a top 10 list of the hardest Jared has ever laughed

[@zachwillowbay1553]

Music Man709 fake laughed*

[@infinitedeath4567]

I back this

[@kati-mari5368]

or top 10000

[@melissah9572]

Bert the farting hippo is from NCIS! Everyone's favorite goth forensic scientist, Abby Sciuto, owns him!! Low key always wanted a hippo with a choker because of Abby... lol

[@Dickey7861]

Melissa H oh shit definitely didn’t realize that haha that’s dope!

[@davidmilostan994]

I was wondering why it said NCIS and u knew about Abby, but I didn't know about Bert... I need a spiked collar farting hippo

[@johndelgadillo2815]

Im watching ncis while watching this

[@rgerber]

Are you a goth?

[@melissah9572]

@@rgerber close enough 👍🏻🦇 not quite goth like Abby though

[@alexandergiandettore]

"Poo poo farty smell fetishes." - Austin Dickey

[@phantomechelon3628]

"Whoa - that thing was so far up her butt!" - also Austin Dickey (I'm sensing a theme here).

[@rileylibbybigtoke2679]

I huff lady farts, smell farts sometimes.

[@jackdotsontv]

I’m watching this while relaxing with my Nicholas Cage reverse sequin pillow.

[@EnergeticxCheese]

Lmao Austin was on a roll this video

[@Dickey7861]

Matthew Hall thank you!!

[@needfoolthings]

High as a kite, that's why.

[@michelawelman5204]

"I LOVE ME A GOOD THING THAT CAN PICK ME UP SOME NOODLES" 😂😂 scoopy thingy

[@methylsky]

Censoring DickeyDinesShow is kinda pointless as it already even has profanity in it's name looking at you, Dines.

[@sledgehammer2512]

K. Metylski Austin actually does all the editing, and it’s because of demonetization

[@KP_Tunes]

K. Metylski in all seriousness tho, they shouldn’t censor their videos

[@methylsky]

@@KP_Tunes yea, the show itself is kinda nsfw, especially when Austin starts joking about, idk, çüñts or sth and Jared basically stops breathing cause he's laughing

[@methylsky]

and as we speak, KZbin is updating.

[@sykwookiee]

@@johnnyRandomadness rrriiiggghhhttt...

[@alexlevesque9687]

Alternative Title: The DickeyDines shopping list

[@cableboxcal3337]

This is the most iconic, memeable episodes in so long. I need more of these lol

[@Sticky6Ft]

So I've owned the sax pipe once. Actually hit like a champion

[@Jaybo196]

Legend

[@knightofaurdougne1637]

Absolute legend

[@31luckispucki10]

That must’ve been some good ass oregano

[@J_Ritz]

Fucking Legend

[@chepat1674]

Jared looks like he’s wearing a larger man’s pajama shirt. 😂😂

[@flipit8924]

Most of the views on Wish are people just going "WTF is this???" and then laughing at humanity 😂

[@zenon459]

They're still making money from it though

[@OldFartsStreaming]

You dudes just made me scream out of laughter while on the train home from work... So there is that!

[@Dickey7861]

DoogelCraft happy to help disturb the peace lol! Thank you for watching 💜

[@tastybaconsensation]

My sister got the nick cage pillow for Christmas. Stay posted for updates, as i know shes going to shit herself

[@sepehrsetakhr4996]

Since I’m watching this late,anything interesting happened?

[@kamiraanddie12394]

@Thomas Ertzeid Gulseth but christmas is everyday!

[@sepehrsetakhr4996]

Thomas Ertzeid Gulseth I didn’t pay attention to the day 😂

[@connordrysdale1796]

Oh no😂

[@dreameater9225]

gonna keep tabs on this.

[@samwolf512]

I would love to see a version of this video where you make the titles of the items into metal verses

[@gorka7509]

Wish weird product metal battle... I can see it work tbh

[@ion_force]

COLLAPSING FOLDABLE EXTENDED BASKING LAMP FUN EXTRA PRODUCT SELF LUBRICATING 14' ALL DAY FUN

[@darvire]

"You're going to have to censor these" Can still very EASILY see what the censored items are

[@kkov1230]

We need a video of just austin talking about his mosh pit experiences

[@ApacheX11]

YES

[@monke12355]

YES

[@31luckispucki10]

Sounds like a good story gaming episode

[@draculxxx1194]

Thank you for this I'm in the hospital with my mom and this cheered her up

[@nalk20]

The gift of nothing, reminds me of an old joke: What do you give a man who has got everything? A shot of penicillin .

[@zenon459]

Wait *WHAT*

[@puppyy780]

I've actually ordered the meat socks. I had the same reaction and just had to have them.

[@hartwarg3051]

They almost look like human foot tendons and muscles, like if your feet were skinned.

[@kiragurt6850]

Y'all have given Dickey too much power with that lav. And I'm enjoying every second of it.

[@321SoukuFanda]

I don't know why, but instead of reading Rings of Saturn on dickey's sweatshirt I read Anus of Saturn. XD

[@SnapOffFilms]

“Whoa... that thing was so far up her butt” 😂😂😂

[@Grimoriumm]

Bert the farting hippo is actually from a TV show, it's Abby's on NCIS

[@worstmusicproduction]

"Nothing" gift is quite zen-buddhist tho

[@freethinker2851]

And then he became enlightened

[@BassandBuds]

My friend has the sax pipe and it's actually really fun to smoke "green tobacco" out of it

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I might have to get that saxophone pipe. As well as that joint holder ring. $5 for the two seems like a steal. Until they add shipping costs...

[@geekygaladc]

Now I know what to get for people when they say they want nothing for their birthday or Christmas.

[@christianvasquezmusic]

wish is literally a meme, i refuse to believe any different

[@psychochicken9535]

"This has Aberdeen written all over it."

[@moviecore4621]

That little Sworn In reference at the end kinda got me tickled hehehe

[@lorif4569]

That was the deepest enigma I have ever seen And I have seen some enigmas before Austin 2019

[@DamianTroyer]

1:06 The spider in the middle coming to check out all the memes.

[@djwarnes2651]

11 trailer trash moms filling up mountain dew bottles disliked this

[@Indi]

I literally never laugh harder at anyone elses videos. Please keep with the consistent uploads 😭

[@Dickey7861]

INDI [NEW EP OUT NOW] appreciate you 💜

[@Indi]

@@Dickey7861 appreciate u more 😭💜

[@MasonFries]

The Sherman literally just looks like my gut...

[@waifuthief8173]

Mason Fries bro it’s funny because that’s my name

[@igneoussock2616]

Doughnut

[@seymourbuttz6419]

I've never seen austin speechless before. Imagine making something so horrifying that it renders Austin dickey speechless

[@tronis96]

we need more of this

[@chickenlarrium]

I watched 2 ads for you. You're welcome.

[@literallyjesusbehindbars]

One of the only channels that I enjoy watching ads for.

[@skrumbobumbo3279]

I am your evil new rival. I skip all ads.

[@TheDommiB]

Feeling like a samaritan everytime haha

[@Dickey7861]

Your good deed for the day has been noticed. Thank you kindly 💜

[@skrumbobumbo3279]

@@Dickey7861 Am I going to hell?

[@coolguyhino92]

Austin: Censors Ballchinian. Also Austin: Doesn't censor the half dozen other pictures of said Ballchinian, in the background.

[@Moss-qe9uf]

Is beef socks on the demonetisation list? jaredfuckingdies.mp4

[@WittyName44]

Unless it was vacuumed, that ball has air in it. I call bullshit re: "Nothing"

[@FlabbyPillows]

Not gonna lie... I only ever watch these videos for Austin anymore.

[@jailenbailey]

I think Jared does these because of Austin 😅

[@jasminesays]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@salvatorevulcano2427]

Wothout Austin, this wouldn’t exist

[@jdssurf]

Hm, I’m totally opposite.

[@_beaver_204]

When you see a 20 minute dickey dines video 👀👀

[@XXDOOMSDAY-mb2rb]

When someone questions you about the coca-cola earings at an interview and says what is that and you simply respond w "I love coke" you most likely immediately got fired before being hired lol

[@nickkduhh]

The joint/cig ring is actually dope, had one back in highschool and would have joints chillen while gaming

[@andymorris4653]

My friends and I are gonna do Christmas with weird shit from Wish

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

Dudes, that incense burner product description had me dying. Bruh, ya gotta warn me before slaughtering my lungs like that.

[@rangamsarmah2061]

You know you have wasted your life when you can not only understand Austin's disaster movie reference, but remember the plot relevance and the details of that scene in the movie.

[@GhostGhoat]

I have that head-shaped stress ball. I bought it at a museum in Japan. The texture is really nice, but the overall structure is more firm than a "normal" stress ball.

[@ElaineClush]

But seriously who can explain the weight loss toe magnets

[@Calilou52]

God

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

It's simply a scam, but karens can't resist a scam.

[@theplaceifeelsafest6319]

The magnetic pull of the universe sucks your weight from your massive gob through your toes

[@hairypooter4110]

It's probably made for ingrown toenails.

[@solidussmith]

The Banjo music is perfect lol

[@fedort-s6537]

12:20 - I am assuming it’s a bathtub for physically disabled people, I seem to recall a similar one in my great-grandma’s flat...

[@4TurnXT]

I have that Nicholas Cage pillow in our living room! 😂😂😂

[@ainadupuis2651]

Same with Fluffeetalks too yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@A.Bus.Routes]

6:30 the baby head stress ball is the perfect gift for Infant Annihilator, or any of the other "I hate babies" metal bands

[@JackCarver10]

Guys I LOVE that you put the Banjo Kazooie Music in these videos please keep doing it

[@emilherrmann487]

0:00 "wadisupeverybodywelometothediggydinessho" ~Jared Dines, Speedmode activated

[@voltron7124]

How can you shrug off the Irish man joke like that, fuck that was golden

[@guitarjay741]

Seems like Austin has the duffel bag

[@trev827]

Thanks guys for making me burst out laughing in the sauna around a bunch of naked old dudes.

[@the-mad-goose1917]

Any time Jared laughs he sounds like he’s puking

[@StalwartSpartan298]

Was having a bad day, watching you guys can turn my mood around every time. Thank you for being the people you are, truly

[@michaelm.2736]

I Wish I would stop seeing ads for Wish.

[@trevorsmith1375]

I stopped watching you guys for a year so I could binge watch , cheers 👌

[@hot_dog788]

Other games on the console are, Korb’s Quest, Mega Marvin Siblings, Ultra Boom Sisters, Monkey Bong, The Incredible Myth of Zemlan and Pat Man

[@guitim24]

That incense burner is actually on my Xmas list!

[@devonlynch8766]

the blegh censor brings me so much joy every time i hear it. idk why

[@muppetallica]

This was hilarious. I want that Nic Cage pillow. Those titles are all keywords, though. That's why the titles are so freaking weird. Ebay is the same way. Sellers will cram every word they think you'll search for into the title, so that it will come up as a hit. That way, even if you don't "realize" you "need" their product for Christmas, you type Christmas into your search and voila! their product comes up in your results.

[@kgould6120]

7:30 Y’all must’ve never heard of St. Patrick 😂

[@beccatodd2590]

With a bit more punctuation, it's an Irish guy giving a TMI response, "Hey, what you up to?" "Cumin', me bro."

[@kmogames1587]

I literally went & bought the gift of nothing immediately after this video

[@rhonemeister]

I think someones been smoking the devils lettuce, lol

[@thine.]

with that mini sax lol

[@sonicsphincter6]

...that if you rub this cream on your beef curtains.... Lmfao I lost it.

[@metal_head_zero]

Dickey legit said OwU

[@PeacewiththeGraces]

Austin's reaction to the last one KILLED me 😂😂😂😂

[@benyannay5829]

That looks like a damn good doughnut

[@cameronsterling3446]

I literaly bought that pillow as soon as i found out I could. DIdn't even need to watch the rest of this video. I already got what I needed.

[@Deevon667]

Austin fucking killed it, and I'm dead now Thanks

[@davidjames9424]

Dear austin, NEVER SAY BEEF CURTAINS AGAIN! IMA PUKE

[@graceg9431]

Bert is the stuffed animal of a character on NCIS so its just merch

[@grubalaboocreosote4774]

Amused by people who got here before demonization and saw ads.

[@jesselucero4581]

"This has Aberdeen written all over it " hahaha for those of you not from Western Washington you won't get it but just replace it with the scummiest town in your area and it still applies.

[@roblogified]

My phone ringtone is now Austin saying "is beef socks on the demonetization list?"

[@devonherr3236]

So why and also when did you guys start censoring everything? One of the reasons I loved the dickydines show was because it was RAW

[@jameslyonheart7928]

"Trust me I really hate doing it, I’ve always been very against censorship but it’s starting to affect my income not censoring each video. I deeply apologize because it deeply bothers me too but unfortunately KZbin likes to pretend that swear words don’t exist." - Austin replying to a person with a similar comment from the video before this.

[@devonherr3236]

@@jameslyonheart7928 ok I suppose that's understandable

[@ben10nnery]

Because Ad Tube doesn’t like it.

[@ricklepick5134]

Fuckin RAWWWW!!!

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

Amazing video idea. I see some wild ass wish stuff pop up on my fb feed

[@Leo-vt7kw]

the joint ring made me snort my drink

[@jeffyellowega5828]

still laughing... great one!

[@djbazinet8758]

The beef socks, I’d wear. I’m with it. All the way.

[@muppetallica]

You guys need to do the Craig Ferguson thing and substitute every cussword with a recording of "BEEFSOCKS"

[@drfernandocesar]

"I don't remember this scene from Moana" cracked me up big time

[@deanmorton6537]

"Penial eye! Go for the mosh tendrils! 3:05 - K, he's a Bald Chinian!"

[@dreadzgaming9638]

I bought that Nicholas Cage pillow 😌😌😌😌 I love it. Been freakin out my guests since Christmas

[@yorpslorg8933]

Rubs Nicholas Cage, “nick are you blushing”

[@ashlywilson8171]

Omg I thought Austin's hoodie said "Anus of Saturn" until I realized it was a Rings of Saturn hoodie 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[@AS34N]

🤣🤣 in your defense, after I read your comment I obviously had to look and if I wasnt familiar with the band I would 10,000 percent think that also said anus lol. Which now I cant stop seeing, so...thank you for that too hahahaha 🤣

[@jasminesays]

30 seconds then it catches on fire and takes your wife omggggggggggg I just love Austin Dickey so much 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@Vic-xr2gd]

My boys are posting so much i love it

[@progmetalfan4270]

The fanny pack ‘Sherman’ is just watain - lawless darkness

[@Star-xq4tp]

Dickey's one liners are fucking gold !!

[@8d932]

The bathtub thing looks like the thing they put you in to toruture you in a spy movie.