Indeed it could.... Totally something they would do.
@bondedwithpotatoes00764 жыл бұрын
pork soda beef sock
@stefpenfield59184 жыл бұрын
Despite all my rage, that pillow is Nicholas Cage.
@jessfreeman32724 жыл бұрын
Someone will say what is lost is Nicholas cage
@DarkestofTimes4 жыл бұрын
@@jessfreeman3272 tell me I'm the crazy one, Nicholas was an only son.
@benyannay58294 жыл бұрын
I kinda whant the pillow though
@hooknmouth57644 жыл бұрын
I want a Nick Cage pillow!!!
@JesseFckinPinkman4 жыл бұрын
🤟🤟🤟🤟
@musicman70984 жыл бұрын
U guys need to make a top 10 list of the hardest Jared has ever laughed
@zachwillowbay15534 жыл бұрын
Music Man709 fake laughed*
@infinitedeath45674 жыл бұрын
I back this
@kati-mari53683 жыл бұрын
or top 10000
@melissah95724 жыл бұрын
Bert the farting hippo is from NCIS! Everyone's favorite goth forensic scientist, Abby Sciuto, owns him!! Low key always wanted a hippo with a choker because of Abby... lol
@Dickey78614 жыл бұрын
Melissa H oh shit definitely didn’t realize that haha that’s dope!
@davidmilostan9944 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why it said NCIS and u knew about Abby, but I didn't know about Bert... I need a spiked collar farting hippo
@johndelgadillo28154 жыл бұрын
Im watching ncis while watching this
@rgerber4 жыл бұрын
Are you a goth?
@melissah95724 жыл бұрын
@@rgerber close enough 👍🏻🦇 not quite goth like Abby though
@alexandergiandettore4 жыл бұрын
"Poo poo farty smell fetishes." - Austin Dickey
@phantomechelon36284 жыл бұрын
"Whoa - that thing was so far up her butt!" - also Austin Dickey (I'm sensing a theme here).
@rileylibbybigtoke26794 жыл бұрын
I huff lady farts, smell farts sometimes.
@jackdotsontv4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this while relaxing with my Nicholas Cage reverse sequin pillow.
@EnergeticxCheese4 жыл бұрын
Lmao Austin was on a roll this video
@Dickey78614 жыл бұрын
Matthew Hall thank you!!
@needfoolthings4 жыл бұрын
High as a kite, that's why.
@michelawelman52044 жыл бұрын
"I LOVE ME A GOOD THING THAT CAN PICK ME UP SOME NOODLES" 😂😂 scoopy thingy
@methylsky4 жыл бұрын
Censoring DickeyDinesShow is kinda pointless as it already even has profanity in it's name looking at you, Dines.
@sledgehammer25124 жыл бұрын
K. Metylski Austin actually does all the editing, and it’s because of demonetization
@KP_Tunes4 жыл бұрын
K. Metylski in all seriousness tho, they shouldn’t censor their videos
@methylsky4 жыл бұрын
@@KP_Tunes yea, the show itself is kinda nsfw, especially when Austin starts joking about, idk, çüñts or sth and Jared basically stops breathing cause he's laughing
@methylsky4 жыл бұрын
and as we speak, KZbin is updating.
@sykwookiee4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyRandomadness rrriiiggghhhttt...
@alexlevesque96874 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: The DickeyDines shopping list
@cableboxcal33374 жыл бұрын
This is the most iconic, memeable episodes in so long. I need more of these lol
@Sticky6Ft4 жыл бұрын
So I've owned the sax pipe once. Actually hit like a champion
@Jaybo1964 жыл бұрын
Legend
@knightofaurdougne16374 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend
@31luckispucki104 жыл бұрын
That must’ve been some good ass oregano
@J_Ritz3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Legend
@chepat16744 жыл бұрын
Jared looks like he’s wearing a larger man’s pajama shirt. 😂😂
@flipit89244 жыл бұрын
Most of the views on Wish are people just going "WTF is this???" and then laughing at humanity 😂
@zenon4593 жыл бұрын
They're still making money from it though
@OldFartsStreaming4 жыл бұрын
You dudes just made me scream out of laughter while on the train home from work... So there is that!
@Dickey78614 жыл бұрын
DoogelCraft happy to help disturb the peace lol! Thank you for watching 💜
@tastybaconsensation4 жыл бұрын
My sister got the nick cage pillow for Christmas. Stay posted for updates, as i know shes going to shit herself
@sepehrsetakhr49964 жыл бұрын
Since I’m watching this late,anything interesting happened?
@kamiraanddie123944 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Ertzeid Gulseth but christmas is everyday!
@sepehrsetakhr49964 жыл бұрын
Thomas Ertzeid Gulseth I didn’t pay attention to the day 😂
@connordrysdale17964 жыл бұрын
Oh no😂
@dreameater92254 жыл бұрын
gonna keep tabs on this.
@samwolf5124 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a version of this video where you make the titles of the items into metal verses
@gorka75094 жыл бұрын
Wish weird product metal battle... I can see it work tbh
@ion_force4 жыл бұрын
COLLAPSING FOLDABLE EXTENDED BASKING LAMP FUN EXTRA PRODUCT SELF LUBRICATING 14' ALL DAY FUN
@darvire4 жыл бұрын
"You're going to have to censor these" Can still very EASILY see what the censored items are
@kkov12304 жыл бұрын
We need a video of just austin talking about his mosh pit experiences
@ApacheX114 жыл бұрын
YES
@monke123554 жыл бұрын
YES
@31luckispucki104 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good story gaming episode
@draculxxx11944 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this I'm in the hospital with my mom and this cheered her up
@nalk204 жыл бұрын
The gift of nothing, reminds me of an old joke: What do you give a man who has got everything? A shot of penicillin .
@zenon4593 жыл бұрын
Wait *WHAT*
@puppyy7804 жыл бұрын
I've actually ordered the meat socks. I had the same reaction and just had to have them.
@hartwarg30514 жыл бұрын
They almost look like human foot tendons and muscles, like if your feet were skinned.
@kiragurt68504 жыл бұрын
Y'all have given Dickey too much power with that lav. And I'm enjoying every second of it.
@321SoukuFanda4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but instead of reading Rings of Saturn on dickey's sweatshirt I read Anus of Saturn. XD
@SnapOffFilms4 жыл бұрын
“Whoa... that thing was so far up her butt” 😂😂😂
@Grimoriumm4 жыл бұрын
Bert the farting hippo is actually from a TV show, it's Abby's on NCIS
@worstmusicproduction4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing" gift is quite zen-buddhist tho
@freethinker28514 жыл бұрын
And then he became enlightened
@BassandBuds4 жыл бұрын
My friend has the sax pipe and it's actually really fun to smoke "green tobacco" out of it
@maxscardanelli61854 жыл бұрын
I might have to get that saxophone pipe. As well as that joint holder ring. $5 for the two seems like a steal. Until they add shipping costs...
@geekygaladc4 жыл бұрын
Now I know what to get for people when they say they want nothing for their birthday or Christmas.
@christianvasquezmusic4 жыл бұрын
wish is literally a meme, i refuse to believe any different
@psychochicken95354 жыл бұрын
"This has Aberdeen written all over it."
@moviecore46214 жыл бұрын
That little Sworn In reference at the end kinda got me tickled hehehe
@lorif45694 жыл бұрын
That was the deepest enigma I have ever seen And I have seen some enigmas before Austin 2019
@DamianTroyer4 жыл бұрын
1:06 The spider in the middle coming to check out all the memes.
@djwarnes26514 жыл бұрын
11 trailer trash moms filling up mountain dew bottles disliked this
@Indi4 жыл бұрын
I literally never laugh harder at anyone elses videos. Please keep with the consistent uploads 😭
@Dickey78614 жыл бұрын
INDI [NEW EP OUT NOW] appreciate you 💜
@Indi4 жыл бұрын
@@Dickey7861 appreciate u more 😭💜
@MasonFries4 жыл бұрын
The Sherman literally just looks like my gut...
@waifuthief81734 жыл бұрын
Mason Fries bro it’s funny because that’s my name
@igneoussock26164 жыл бұрын
Doughnut
@seymourbuttz64194 жыл бұрын
I've never seen austin speechless before. Imagine making something so horrifying that it renders Austin dickey speechless
@tronis964 жыл бұрын
we need more of this
@chickenlarrium4 жыл бұрын
I watched 2 ads for you. You're welcome.
@literallyjesusbehindbars4 жыл бұрын
One of the only channels that I enjoy watching ads for.
@skrumbobumbo32794 жыл бұрын
I am your evil new rival. I skip all ads.
@TheDommiB4 жыл бұрын
Feeling like a samaritan everytime haha
@Dickey78614 жыл бұрын
Your good deed for the day has been noticed. Thank you kindly 💜
@skrumbobumbo32794 жыл бұрын
@@Dickey7861 Am I going to hell?
@coolguyhino924 жыл бұрын
Austin: Censors Ballchinian. Also Austin: Doesn't censor the half dozen other pictures of said Ballchinian, in the background.
@Moss-qe9uf4 жыл бұрын
Is beef socks on the demonetisation list? jaredfuckingdies.mp4
@WittyName444 жыл бұрын
Unless it was vacuumed, that ball has air in it. I call bullshit re: "Nothing"
@FlabbyPillows4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie... I only ever watch these videos for Austin anymore.
@jailenbailey4 жыл бұрын
I think Jared does these because of Austin 😅
@jasminesays4 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
@salvatorevulcano24274 жыл бұрын
Wothout Austin, this wouldn’t exist
@jdssurf4 жыл бұрын
Hm, I’m totally opposite.
@_beaver_2044 жыл бұрын
When you see a 20 minute dickey dines video 👀👀
@XXDOOMSDAY-mb2rb4 жыл бұрын
When someone questions you about the coca-cola earings at an interview and says what is that and you simply respond w "I love coke" you most likely immediately got fired before being hired lol
@nickkduhh4 жыл бұрын
The joint/cig ring is actually dope, had one back in highschool and would have joints chillen while gaming
@andymorris46534 жыл бұрын
My friends and I are gonna do Christmas with weird shit from Wish
@TheCrimsonIdol9874 жыл бұрын
Dudes, that incense burner product description had me dying. Bruh, ya gotta warn me before slaughtering my lungs like that.
@rangamsarmah20614 жыл бұрын
You know you have wasted your life when you can not only understand Austin's disaster movie reference, but remember the plot relevance and the details of that scene in the movie.
@GhostGhoat4 жыл бұрын
I have that head-shaped stress ball. I bought it at a museum in Japan. The texture is really nice, but the overall structure is more firm than a "normal" stress ball.
@ElaineClush4 жыл бұрын
But seriously who can explain the weight loss toe magnets
@Calilou524 жыл бұрын
God
@ghoulishgam3r5084 жыл бұрын
It's simply a scam, but karens can't resist a scam.
@theplaceifeelsafest63194 жыл бұрын
The magnetic pull of the universe sucks your weight from your massive gob through your toes
@hairypooter41104 жыл бұрын
It's probably made for ingrown toenails.
@solidussmith4 жыл бұрын
The Banjo music is perfect lol
@fedort-s65374 жыл бұрын
12:20 - I am assuming it’s a bathtub for physically disabled people, I seem to recall a similar one in my great-grandma’s flat...
@4TurnXT4 жыл бұрын
I have that Nicholas Cage pillow in our living room! 😂😂😂
@ainadupuis26513 жыл бұрын
Same with Fluffeetalks too yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@A.Bus.Routes3 жыл бұрын
6:30 the baby head stress ball is the perfect gift for Infant Annihilator, or any of the other "I hate babies" metal bands
@JackCarver104 жыл бұрын
Guys I LOVE that you put the Banjo Kazooie Music in these videos please keep doing it
How can you shrug off the Irish man joke like that, fuck that was golden
@guitarjay7414 жыл бұрын
Seems like Austin has the duffel bag
@trev8274 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys for making me burst out laughing in the sauna around a bunch of naked old dudes.
@the-mad-goose19173 жыл бұрын
Any time Jared laughs he sounds like he’s puking
@StalwartSpartan2984 жыл бұрын
Was having a bad day, watching you guys can turn my mood around every time. Thank you for being the people you are, truly
@michaelm.27364 жыл бұрын
I Wish I would stop seeing ads for Wish.
@trevorsmith13752 жыл бұрын
I stopped watching you guys for a year so I could binge watch , cheers 👌
@hot_dog7883 жыл бұрын
Other games on the console are, Korb’s Quest, Mega Marvin Siblings, Ultra Boom Sisters, Monkey Bong, The Incredible Myth of Zemlan and Pat Man
@guitim244 жыл бұрын
That incense burner is actually on my Xmas list!
@devonlynch87664 жыл бұрын
the blegh censor brings me so much joy every time i hear it. idk why
@muppetallica4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I want that Nic Cage pillow. Those titles are all keywords, though. That's why the titles are so freaking weird. Ebay is the same way. Sellers will cram every word they think you'll search for into the title, so that it will come up as a hit. That way, even if you don't "realize" you "need" their product for Christmas, you type Christmas into your search and voila! their product comes up in your results.
@kgould61204 жыл бұрын
7:30 Y’all must’ve never heard of St. Patrick 😂
@beccatodd25904 жыл бұрын
With a bit more punctuation, it's an Irish guy giving a TMI response, "Hey, what you up to?" "Cumin', me bro."
@kmogames15874 жыл бұрын
I literally went & bought the gift of nothing immediately after this video
@rhonemeister4 жыл бұрын
I think someones been smoking the devils lettuce, lol
@thine.4 жыл бұрын
with that mini sax lol
@sonicsphincter64 жыл бұрын
...that if you rub this cream on your beef curtains.... Lmfao I lost it.
@metal_head_zero4 жыл бұрын
Dickey legit said OwU
@PeacewiththeGraces4 жыл бұрын
Austin's reaction to the last one KILLED me 😂😂😂😂
@benyannay58294 жыл бұрын
That looks like a damn good doughnut
@cameronsterling34464 жыл бұрын
I literaly bought that pillow as soon as i found out I could. DIdn't even need to watch the rest of this video. I already got what I needed.
@Deevon6674 жыл бұрын
Austin fucking killed it, and I'm dead now Thanks
@davidjames94244 жыл бұрын
Dear austin, NEVER SAY BEEF CURTAINS AGAIN! IMA PUKE
@graceg94314 жыл бұрын
Bert is the stuffed animal of a character on NCIS so its just merch
@grubalaboocreosote47744 жыл бұрын
Amused by people who got here before demonization and saw ads.
@jesselucero45814 жыл бұрын
"This has Aberdeen written all over it " hahaha for those of you not from Western Washington you won't get it but just replace it with the scummiest town in your area and it still applies.
@roblogified4 жыл бұрын
My phone ringtone is now Austin saying "is beef socks on the demonetization list?"
@devonherr32364 жыл бұрын
So why and also when did you guys start censoring everything? One of the reasons I loved the dickydines show was because it was RAW
@jameslyonheart79284 жыл бұрын
"Trust me I really hate doing it, I’ve always been very against censorship but it’s starting to affect my income not censoring each video. I deeply apologize because it deeply bothers me too but unfortunately KZbin likes to pretend that swear words don’t exist." - Austin replying to a person with a similar comment from the video before this.
@devonherr32364 жыл бұрын
@@jameslyonheart7928 ok I suppose that's understandable
@ben10nnery4 жыл бұрын
Because Ad Tube doesn’t like it.
@ricklepick51344 жыл бұрын
Fuckin RAWWWW!!!
@YaBoyJRock420694 жыл бұрын
Amazing video idea. I see some wild ass wish stuff pop up on my fb feed
@Leo-vt7kw4 жыл бұрын
the joint ring made me snort my drink
@jeffyellowega58284 жыл бұрын
still laughing... great one!
@djbazinet87584 жыл бұрын
The beef socks, I’d wear. I’m with it. All the way.
@muppetallica4 жыл бұрын
You guys need to do the Craig Ferguson thing and substitute every cussword with a recording of "BEEFSOCKS"
@drfernandocesar3 жыл бұрын
"I don't remember this scene from Moana" cracked me up big time
@deanmorton65373 жыл бұрын
"Penial eye! Go for the mosh tendrils! 3:05 - K, he's a Bald Chinian!"
@dreadzgaming96383 жыл бұрын
I bought that Nicholas Cage pillow 😌😌😌😌 I love it. Been freakin out my guests since Christmas
@yorpslorg89334 жыл бұрын
Rubs Nicholas Cage, “nick are you blushing”
@ashlywilson81714 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought Austin's hoodie said "Anus of Saturn" until I realized it was a Rings of Saturn hoodie 🤦🏼♀️😂
@AS34N4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 in your defense, after I read your comment I obviously had to look and if I wasnt familiar with the band I would 10,000 percent think that also said anus lol. Which now I cant stop seeing, so...thank you for that too hahahaha 🤣
@jasminesays4 жыл бұрын
30 seconds then it catches on fire and takes your wife omggggggggggg I just love Austin Dickey so much 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
@Vic-xr2gd4 жыл бұрын
My boys are posting so much i love it
@progmetalfan42704 жыл бұрын
The fanny pack ‘Sherman’ is just watain - lawless darkness
@Star-xq4tp4 жыл бұрын
Dickey's one liners are fucking gold !!
@8d9324 жыл бұрын
The bathtub thing looks like the thing they put you in to toruture you in a spy movie.