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[@x2spooky4me]

This is the episode Jared actually dies of laughter.

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

x2spooky4me and us too 😂😂

[@tannerrichardson9596]

I think we legit killed Jared after the this video

[@tyralion3666]

Tanner Richardson this channel suddenly got 10x better

[@tannerrichardson9596]

@@tyralion3666 oh yeah

[@OwenMessenger]

-the-

[@thomasbyrne2879]

Song name at 17.11 please

[@Angela-gh4nk]

Jared's laugh is the 8th wonder of the world.

[@tyralion3666]

Hurley he literally laughs at everything though.

[@wolfstar675]

I prefer Austin's laugh

[@iffpsv5005]

I completely forgot the wonders of the world

[@cronic4202]

@@tyralion3666 doesn't mean it isn't great. Austin has his number and probably knows he can make Jared laugh his ass off whenever he wants.

[@phantomechelon3628]

His hysterics are usually the funniest part of these videos...where he can't even talk anymore, he's laughing so hard. xD

[@Bensalami69]

That costume animal in “Dick the birthday boy” is from a place called Billy Bob’s. I had a birthday party there once & let me tell you, I was horrified

[@Dickey7861]

Sandy Studios How did you survive such horror? Hahaha

[@ryanthomas6360]

The animatronics were horrifying

[@forgetmenotofficial6821]

Colorado.

[@maltron1472]

Which Billy Bob's Wonderland location?

[@Bensalami69]

Dickey7861 I have permanent scars that only my therapist will understand. I can still smell the scent of burning carpets & disappointment as I hid under the tables from him

[@thepardigon178]

Ok austin is actually the funniest person alive

[@descendng]

To me, he falls short of first place. Jordan Payton (LEGIQN) takes THAT crown. Austin is still fucking hilarious though.

[@racingginger3147]

@@descendng nobody cares.

[@OwenMessenger]

Matt Braunger is up there too.

[@descendng]

Joashy H I mean, you cared enough to reply, did you not?

[@ashertelvallo9480]

See George Carlin.

[@Dekead1930]

I think Jared finally broke 😂

[@theyeetmeister4019]

I try to watch this shit in school but I cant because I just start dying in the middle of a quiet classroom

[@lrballistics]

Same. One time last year I forgot that I was in a classroom and repeated what they said in a really loud, wheezy voice through my sudden laughter

[@swifferwetjet1_288]

Dude we’d get beat if they found out we watched this at school, we get in trouble for stuff we post on Instagram if the teachers see it

[@orion_5128]

I did that the other day at school lol

[@ethanclegg2262]

SAME

[@loganochs2609]

I feel you. same thing happened to me, with DickeyDines and Stevie T

[@MoonDevoured]

"trout of order"

[@Dickey7861]

berkah89 hahahahah damn solid

[@Dudewithnoface1]

I fucking love it😂😂

[@mattcockcroft3425]

This needs more likes man. Fuck.

[@JungleEnjoyer2130]

Ayy btw this comment at 69 likes

[@why5242]

Austin: *says something* Jared: ROFLMFAO *Slams fist on desk multiple times* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOMGLAWLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[@marvelgamer718]

Jared is just the metal version of Jimmy Fallon lol

[@borbleborb4586]

Jared’s laugh most of the time is just *hits hand on desk, goes limp in chair, opens mouth as wide as possible, goes AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH*

[@ghostcat8244]

😂😂😂 Austin: sucks the table Jared: DONT DO THAT *LAUGHS* IM DYING LAUGHING OVER HERE.

[@spicybean2004]

Same here😂

[@MidoriN0Taiyo]

"It's got Table Taste in it!" - Austin Dickey, 2018

[@ladydepravity570]

Her: screams Him: MY PLUMBUS HAS ERUPTED!!

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

18:45 fun fact: that guys face was the wallpaper on my phone for a long time

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Lmfao

[@Garrett_Hale]

Where did this guys face come from?

[@neeltheother2342]

"Going around town taping fish to stuff." I straight up died after that!

[@Jakestase56]

“What’s happening to our town”

[@spdshmso835]

0:05 find someone looks at you the way Jared looks at austin

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Ikr

[@SassySally391]

Exactly .. I noticed the same

[@mattiacraman4011]

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus

[@DeadshotSociety]

I know this is Rick and Morty but like wtf 😂

[@lisakitteh]

This video should come with a warning - don't eat while watching. The ass-eater nearly made me choke lol. These two keep getting funnier, love this vid. Thanks for keeping us entertained, Jared & Austin!

[@XenoTravis]

I just realized that grizzly bears are basically huge squirrels. they can run up to 35 mph and climb trees super fast.

[@schlubenno3827]

Travis Hunt KZbin PhD ...that’s two things they have in common.

[@XenoTravis]

@@taxidermy8800 Heck yeah! so happy they left and made alkaloid. Omnivium is my favorite album for sure. Basically anything by hannes is my favorite stuff.

[@maryahf3213]

Travis Hunt KZbin PhD i thought only black bears could climb trees

[@tymercer775]

Travis Hunt KZbin PhD black bears climb trees. grizzlies do not.

[@theberserkturk6059]

14:30 me too Dickey, me too

[@cracyzero777rat]

The kambucha got a little to excited

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

I hurt myself laughing at that point

[@MexiMori99]

I've never laughed so much while watching ur channel 😂😂

[@spdshmso835]

Geez I love how much Austin’s into Rick and morty day

[@SilverBack_Props]

Austin Dickey is the knowledge portal to the outside world for Jared’s sheltered childhood.

[@saltysteel3996]

Not cleaning off the table for the rest of the episode was really fucking with me. Lol

[@plisssubscrode2818]

2:20 The third one looks like the album art from slipknot’s the grey chapter 😂

[@alyusdickey9561]

Pliss Subscrode lmao what!?

[@TSchnizzle0703]

u sure ur not thinking of their vol. 3 album

[@cjbulch6773]

15:18 😂😂😂 when Jared said "dont do that!!!" why he sound like a muppet

[@nolanerwin4265]

Jared says something mildly funny and the Austin pulls a big bird busts down the hecking door and yeets the funniest thing you could think of

[@wiriwimba6879]

god bless this show man

[@zichithefox4781]

True vandalism: Placing Flex Tape in random areas. Like convenience store fridge doors.

[@joeculpeck515]

15:21 sounded like a poor attempt at an impression of the gingerbread man from shrek

[@schlubenno3827]

Jared:”I literally can’t breathe right now” *Sharp inhale.*

[@jonathanweeter8620]

Yo Jared I love that Whitechapel shirt.

[@jonathanweeter8620]

Yo Jared where did you get that sick ass WhiteChapel shirt.

[@Abasedbymygrief]

@@jonathanweeter8620 bet it's from their website, or at least available there

[@onlinefriends7499]

15:33 this is what Pantera had in mind when they wrote "Use My Third Arm"

[@Solidkhallid]

14:45 I guess the Kambouca was edging itself during the video 😂

[@HunterDurge]

Jared's laughing is contagious, I chuckle at the pictures or whatever video they are showing on the episode but I start to just bust up every time when Jared loses it. "Sss- DON'T Do that!" XD XD XD hahahaha actually started crying a little

[@brownie3492]

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. I was laughing just as hard as Jared was

[@pixl8ed95]

Yall should do a part 2 of this pls! The comment thread on the post is beautiful

[@juanmarin9484]

Hey guys thank you so much for this. I was feeling hella sad today. I'm about to go to work but your video just made my day so much better. I wish I had friends I could laugh my ass off with. Keep doing this!

[@alexandergiandettore]

8:59 Jared's reaction to that thing is priceless. Austin's face makes it so much better too.

[@ghostkids4]

Fun fact is the fish on the ATM was actually an attempt to get maintenance to fix it since it's been out of order for ages and people just got frustrated 😂

[@Meatman8089]

The Dickolas Dinesburg show is one of the greatest things I've ever stumbled upon.

[@cosmicbenignity8346]

I legit thought Jared would reel over and faint from laughing so much haha

[@ghostlynoots8995]

And after this episode Jared died after laughter asphyxiation.

[@juliafrost4967]

"I think you´re freaky and I like you a lot" -Die Antwoord uh yes! 💙 0:38

[@neon-pw3lv]

YAAAS!

[@MoonDevoured]

* - Alex Terrible

[@queenofyasrabien]

HELL YEAH

[@brandonbaker7150]

Y’all need to do another episode of this, it was hilarious

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

I hurt myself laughing at this 14:30

[@macmurphy74]

I've had a thoroughly shit few months. I haven't laughed this much in ages... thanks guys!

[@graciedavis7432]

At 9:50 u should’ve called it Mickey Mouse Crackhouse

[@125jesusfreak]

5:30 "Florida man replaces head with sandwich"

[@andyfmiranda]

Funniest video since the live stream where the chair broke!

[@vishnuamrith987]

Wait which one was this?

[@TrueNobody802]

Poor Rich Evans, that birthday photo will never go away. Long live Dick the birthday boy.

[@MrThoben58]

Was that an Die Antwoord reference there in the beginning, "I think you're freaky and I like you a lot".

[@asiasmith9915]

15:20 dOnT dO tHaT Jared sounds like someone’s mum😂

[@ZanthiaKhala]

This is wonderful, guys you seriously remind me of my soulsister and I. We used to do things like that to have a good laugh and usually ended up like you two here, rolling over the floor laughting. You two just gave me life right now, thank you so much and please keep sharing your amazing videos❤❤

[@piercethehorizonsykes4201]

16:43 Thats the krabby patty secret formula right there my friends 😂😂😭

[@elijahbentley3178]

Hey guys love your vids keep up the good work

[@Heavy_Lies_The_Crown66]

I actually had to pause this video for an hour of nonstop laughter. Like, I can't. I'm fuckin dead rn. I can't. I almost died laughing. Jared and I are literally crying because of the bear and Austins drink erupting

[@ROCMuzik]

Jared at 0:07: Are you a nappy boy? *T-Pain wants to know your location

[@lac2503]

I want Jared’s laugh as my ringtone.

[@VashStarwind]

I wish i had a friend that i could laugh with as much as Jared laughs with Austin ha. Seems fun.

[@steamteasew767]

14:05 this is the exact moment that I snorted so loud that I couldn't hold my laughter in anymore. Thank you guys for some good laughs.

[@angelaholland4396]

18:48 he was the template for Squidward's house

[@kuraiwolf4047]

9:14 That is Mickey Mouse's less fortunate brother Ricky Rat.

[@tyralion3666]

random question, but what ever happened to Chad/Unwoji? haven’t seen him on this channel in months

[@Dickey7861]

Nythen he works for “Net Nobody” now and makes music with him.

[@tyralion3666]

Dickey7861 well that sounds... interesting.

[@TopFloorEricc]

Every time I go to turn you guys on I say a different name for your channel in my head. Today it’s the Donkey Dunes show 😂

[@Panda-ds2es]

I’d love to see you guys doing a video reading yelp/google reviews. People have interesting opinions on Taco Bell

[@tuck3532]

"Flying bear, top three worst things in this world." Now we know how to terrify Austin.

[@xx7secondsxx]

The funny "cheeseburger eating guys head" meme is where it shows purplehaze covered in keefer n Kryp-crystals! And sez "what you do after this?" Makes the dynamic on the weirdness sooooo much funnier! Motá!!!!🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🎸🤘🏻🎸🤘🏻🎸💚💚💚💚

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Thanks, you guys. I was having a pretty shitty day and this video legitimately made me feel better. Again, thanks.

[@bigshambowski]

Dick the Birthday Boy is getting his picture taken with Billy Bob, a mascot character for the now-defunct Showbiz Pizza chain.

[@mrpasqwal3901]

"His ass is so flat" - The Dickey Dines Show, 2018

[@user-cb7jq6rv1j]

15:20 DONT DO THAT!!!💀😂

[@parakrambasnet6317]

Austin probably is the reason I’m not gonna get fat at the time of this lockdown. Thanks dude

[@Liftyourspiritz]

Thank you guys for all the hilarious mental images🤣 you guys are the friendship I hope to one day develop w someone lmao

[@VOID-GRIMM_Sinn]

I was laughing just as hard as jarrod was lmao

[@Oddloop2112]

19:05 when your customized character in a cutscene

[@TTButler6793]

The plumbus was my favorite. Keep up the great work guys. It was the highlight of my year to see you guys in St. Louis on the Rest, Repose tour.

[@IStabz]

my pumbis erupted..lmao, almost spit my drink out laughing.

[@theberserkturk6059]

This is the kind of stuff I love from the DickeyDines show. Just a bunch of laughs. 18:04 Austin Dickey Toddler Years

[@slikdikrickman2425]

I love the Die Antwoord reference in the beginning

[@daemontoolful]

That flying bear killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xenounde0]

Hey guys just wanna say your awesome.

[@Dickey7861]

XenoPrym right back atcha!

[@xenounde0]

@@Dickey7861 i didnt think it was you for a good 10 minutes 😂

[@Zedd.y]

9:44 That was a chucky cheese in the 80's

[@themetalmaniac7811]

no. actually that's a character from showbiz pizza place.

[@togitegan9889]

@@themetalmaniac7811 Well, Chucky Cheese eventually bought Showbiz. Some of the original Showbiz locations kept their characters around for a bit after the acquisition. But yes I do believe this picture was taken before that happened.

[@andyvalentine9791]

Legend has it Jared is still laughing...

[@patrickcrummie]

I really wish I had that super power y’all talked about in the custom super powers vid, because I want to experience that initial laughter I had from this. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time honestly haha

[@TristanSchultheiss06]

Jared has been dead this from this video and on. He had actually died of laughter

[@MoonDevoured]

the nose of a shrew part fucking slayed me.

[@Tech-N-Tyler115]

The bear in the picture is Billy Bob from showbiz pizza place witch was popular in the 80s and then got bought out by chuck E cheese later on

[@MattWhite45]

That "Dick the birthday boy" pic is actually Rich Evans 😂 god damn how did that end up here

[@Zothiqueness]

The one with Dick the birthday boy was taken at a Showbiz Pizza, they're no longer around but the animatronic band was the inspiration for FNAF, also bonus fun fact, this bear was featured in "Electric Eel" by MGMT.

[@Neroli-Arancia]

Austin is slowly killing Jared

[@wolfsilver6304]

8:15 I just spat all of my coffee on my books... Thanks Austin!

[@Indi]

Missed opportunity to say, "Hi, I'd like to make a fishdrawal" 🤣

[@etrine8542]

"I'd like to go around town taping fish to stuff"

[@buildbros2088]

Dudes. I’m not trying to be weird but I really enjoy your channel. I’ve been binging the shit out of it and have yet to loose my laughs because your content is purely funny. I hope KZbin stops demonetizing your videos because this is worth money!

[@mangocorpse8433]

This is by far the funniest episode ever

[@joshkuhnmusic]

It was on this day....that Jared was no more....lolol

[@smalllhank]

Just threw up from laughing when Austin said “WHO THE FUCK LET LUIGI IN THIS FRAT PARTY”

[@tenthousandquills1774]

OMFG! I didn't realize that Dick the Birthday Boy tshirts were widely available. I love the internet bahahaha!

[@cooperhillan3356]

This was probably the funniest one yet and I’ve been watching your show for a while

[@88Spint]

YEA This is the funniest DickeyDines show. It all went downhill from here... yet somehow.. we are still on a massive high!

[@benjaminmishio9889]

Please do a part two of this, this was the funniest dickey dines episode of all time. I literally was balling at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣