This is the episode Jared actually dies of laughter.
@kaylatarapaskoski23905 жыл бұрын
x2spooky4me and us too 😂😂
@tannerrichardson95965 жыл бұрын
I think we legit killed Jared after the this video
@tyralion36665 жыл бұрын
Tanner Richardson this channel suddenly got 10x better
@tannerrichardson95965 жыл бұрын
@@tyralion3666 oh yeah
@OwenMessenger5 жыл бұрын
-the-
@thomasbyrne28795 жыл бұрын
Song name at 17.11 please
@Angela-gh4nk5 жыл бұрын
Jared's laugh is the 8th wonder of the world.
@tyralion36665 жыл бұрын
Hurley he literally laughs at everything though.
@wolfstar6755 жыл бұрын
I prefer Austin's laugh
@iffpsv50055 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot the wonders of the world
@cronic42025 жыл бұрын
@@tyralion3666 doesn't mean it isn't great. Austin has his number and probably knows he can make Jared laugh his ass off whenever he wants.
@phantomechelon36285 жыл бұрын
His hysterics are usually the funniest part of these videos...where he can't even talk anymore, he's laughing so hard. xD
@Bensalami695 жыл бұрын
That costume animal in “Dick the birthday boy” is from a place called Billy Bob’s. I had a birthday party there once & let me tell you, I was horrified
@Dickey78615 жыл бұрын
Sandy Studios How did you survive such horror? Hahaha
@ryanthomas63605 жыл бұрын
The animatronics were horrifying
@forgetmenotofficial68215 жыл бұрын
Colorado.
@maltron14725 жыл бұрын
Which Billy Bob's Wonderland location?
@Bensalami695 жыл бұрын
Dickey7861 I have permanent scars that only my therapist will understand. I can still smell the scent of burning carpets & disappointment as I hid under the tables from him
@thepardigon1785 жыл бұрын
Ok austin is actually the funniest person alive
@descendng5 жыл бұрын
To me, he falls short of first place. Jordan Payton (LEGIQN) takes THAT crown. Austin is still fucking hilarious though.
@racingginger31475 жыл бұрын
@@descendng nobody cares.
@OwenMessenger5 жыл бұрын
Matt Braunger is up there too.
@descendng5 жыл бұрын
Joashy H I mean, you cared enough to reply, did you not?
@ashertelvallo94805 жыл бұрын
See George Carlin.
@Dekead19305 жыл бұрын
I think Jared finally broke 😂
@theyeetmeister40195 жыл бұрын
I try to watch this shit in school but I cant because I just start dying in the middle of a quiet classroom
@lrballistics5 жыл бұрын
Same. One time last year I forgot that I was in a classroom and repeated what they said in a really loud, wheezy voice through my sudden laughter
@swifferwetjet1_2885 жыл бұрын
Dude we’d get beat if they found out we watched this at school, we get in trouble for stuff we post on Instagram if the teachers see it
@orion_51285 жыл бұрын
I did that the other day at school lol
@ethanclegg22625 жыл бұрын
SAME
@loganochs26095 жыл бұрын
I feel you. same thing happened to me, with DickeyDines and Stevie T
Jared is just the metal version of Jimmy Fallon lol
@borbleborb45863 жыл бұрын
Jared’s laugh most of the time is just *hits hand on desk, goes limp in chair, opens mouth as wide as possible, goes AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH*
@ghostcat82445 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Austin: sucks the table Jared: DONT DO THAT *LAUGHS* IM DYING LAUGHING OVER HERE.
@spicybean20045 жыл бұрын
Same here😂
@MidoriN0Taiyo4 жыл бұрын
"It's got Table Taste in it!" - Austin Dickey, 2018
@ladydepravity5704 жыл бұрын
Her: screams Him: MY PLUMBUS HAS ERUPTED!!
@borisscatterbrayne65025 жыл бұрын
18:45 fun fact: that guys face was the wallpaper on my phone for a long time
@xtexaschainsawx5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Garrett_Hale5 жыл бұрын
Where did this guys face come from?
@neeltheother23424 жыл бұрын
"Going around town taping fish to stuff." I straight up died after that!
@Jakestase562 жыл бұрын
“What’s happening to our town”
@spdshmso8355 жыл бұрын
0:05 find someone looks at you the way Jared looks at austin
@xtexaschainsawx5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@SassySally3915 жыл бұрын
Exactly .. I noticed the same
@mattiacraman40115 жыл бұрын
First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus
@DeadshotSociety6 ай бұрын
I know this is Rick and Morty but like wtf 😂
@lisakitteh5 жыл бұрын
This video should come with a warning - don't eat while watching. The ass-eater nearly made me choke lol. These two keep getting funnier, love this vid. Thanks for keeping us entertained, Jared & Austin!
@XenoTravis5 жыл бұрын
I just realized that grizzly bears are basically huge squirrels. they can run up to 35 mph and climb trees super fast.
@schlubenno38275 жыл бұрын
Travis Hunt KZbin PhD ...that’s two things they have in common.
@XenoTravis5 жыл бұрын
@@taxidermy8800 Heck yeah! so happy they left and made alkaloid. Omnivium is my favorite album for sure. Basically anything by hannes is my favorite stuff.
@maryahf32135 жыл бұрын
Travis Hunt KZbin PhD i thought only black bears could climb trees
@tymercer7754 жыл бұрын
Travis Hunt KZbin PhD black bears climb trees. grizzlies do not.
@theberserkturk60595 жыл бұрын
14:30 me too Dickey, me too
@cracyzero777rat5 жыл бұрын
The kambucha got a little to excited
@kaylatarapaskoski23905 жыл бұрын
I hurt myself laughing at that point
@MexiMori995 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so much while watching ur channel 😂😂
@spdshmso8355 жыл бұрын
Geez I love how much Austin’s into Rick and morty day
@SilverBack_Props5 жыл бұрын
Austin Dickey is the knowledge portal to the outside world for Jared’s sheltered childhood.
@saltysteel39965 жыл бұрын
Not cleaning off the table for the rest of the episode was really fucking with me. Lol
@plisssubscrode28185 жыл бұрын
2:20 The third one looks like the album art from slipknot’s the grey chapter 😂
@alyusdickey95615 жыл бұрын
Pliss Subscrode lmao what!?
@TSchnizzle07035 жыл бұрын
u sure ur not thinking of their vol. 3 album
@cjbulch67735 жыл бұрын
15:18 😂😂😂 when Jared said "dont do that!!!" why he sound like a muppet
@nolanerwin42655 жыл бұрын
Jared says something mildly funny and the Austin pulls a big bird busts down the hecking door and yeets the funniest thing you could think of
@wiriwimba68795 жыл бұрын
god bless this show man
@zichithefox47815 жыл бұрын
True vandalism: Placing Flex Tape in random areas. Like convenience store fridge doors.
@joeculpeck5155 жыл бұрын
15:21 sounded like a poor attempt at an impression of the gingerbread man from shrek
@schlubenno38275 жыл бұрын
Jared:”I literally can’t breathe right now” *Sharp inhale.*
@jonathanweeter86205 жыл бұрын
Yo Jared I love that Whitechapel shirt.
@jonathanweeter86205 жыл бұрын
Yo Jared where did you get that sick ass WhiteChapel shirt.
@Abasedbymygrief5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanweeter8620 bet it's from their website, or at least available there
@onlinefriends74995 жыл бұрын
15:33 this is what Pantera had in mind when they wrote "Use My Third Arm"
@Solidkhallid5 жыл бұрын
14:45 I guess the Kambouca was edging itself during the video 😂
@HunterDurge5 жыл бұрын
Jared's laughing is contagious, I chuckle at the pictures or whatever video they are showing on the episode but I start to just bust up every time when Jared loses it. "Sss- DON'T Do that!" XD XD XD hahahaha actually started crying a little
@brownie34925 жыл бұрын
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. I was laughing just as hard as Jared was
@pixl8ed955 жыл бұрын
Yall should do a part 2 of this pls! The comment thread on the post is beautiful
@juanmarin94845 жыл бұрын
Hey guys thank you so much for this. I was feeling hella sad today. I'm about to go to work but your video just made my day so much better. I wish I had friends I could laugh my ass off with. Keep doing this!
@alexandergiandettore5 жыл бұрын
8:59 Jared's reaction to that thing is priceless. Austin's face makes it so much better too.
@ghostkids43 жыл бұрын
Fun fact is the fish on the ATM was actually an attempt to get maintenance to fix it since it's been out of order for ages and people just got frustrated 😂
@Meatman80895 жыл бұрын
The Dickolas Dinesburg show is one of the greatest things I've ever stumbled upon.
@cosmicbenignity83465 жыл бұрын
I legit thought Jared would reel over and faint from laughing so much haha
@ghostlynoots89955 жыл бұрын
And after this episode Jared died after laughter asphyxiation.
@juliafrost49675 жыл бұрын
"I think you´re freaky and I like you a lot" -Die Antwoord uh yes! 💙 0:38
@neon-pw3lv5 жыл бұрын
YAAAS!
@MoonDevoured5 жыл бұрын
* - Alex Terrible
@queenofyasrabien5 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH
@brandonbaker71505 жыл бұрын
Y’all need to do another episode of this, it was hilarious
@kaylatarapaskoski23905 жыл бұрын
I hurt myself laughing at this 14:30
@macmurphy745 жыл бұрын
I've had a thoroughly shit few months. I haven't laughed this much in ages... thanks guys!
@graciedavis74325 жыл бұрын
At 9:50 u should’ve called it Mickey Mouse Crackhouse
@125jesusfreak4 жыл бұрын
5:30 "Florida man replaces head with sandwich"
@andyfmiranda5 жыл бұрын
Funniest video since the live stream where the chair broke!
@vishnuamrith9875 жыл бұрын
Wait which one was this?
@TrueNobody8025 жыл бұрын
Poor Rich Evans, that birthday photo will never go away. Long live Dick the birthday boy.
@MrThoben585 жыл бұрын
Was that an Die Antwoord reference there in the beginning, "I think you're freaky and I like you a lot".
@asiasmith99155 жыл бұрын
15:20 dOnT dO tHaT Jared sounds like someone’s mum😂
@ZanthiaKhala5 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful, guys you seriously remind me of my soulsister and I. We used to do things like that to have a good laugh and usually ended up like you two here, rolling over the floor laughting. You two just gave me life right now, thank you so much and please keep sharing your amazing videos❤❤
@piercethehorizonsykes42015 жыл бұрын
16:43 Thats the krabby patty secret formula right there my friends 😂😂😭
@elijahbentley31785 жыл бұрын
Hey guys love your vids keep up the good work
@Heavy_Lies_The_Crown664 жыл бұрын
I actually had to pause this video for an hour of nonstop laughter. Like, I can't. I'm fuckin dead rn. I can't. I almost died laughing. Jared and I are literally crying because of the bear and Austins drink erupting
@ROCMuzik4 жыл бұрын
Jared at 0:07: Are you a nappy boy? *T-Pain wants to know your location
@lac25035 жыл бұрын
I want Jared’s laugh as my ringtone.
@VashStarwind Жыл бұрын
I wish i had a friend that i could laugh with as much as Jared laughs with Austin ha. Seems fun.
@steamteasew7674 жыл бұрын
14:05 this is the exact moment that I snorted so loud that I couldn't hold my laughter in anymore. Thank you guys for some good laughs.
@angelaholland43964 жыл бұрын
18:48 he was the template for Squidward's house
@kuraiwolf40475 жыл бұрын
9:14 That is Mickey Mouse's less fortunate brother Ricky Rat.
@tyralion36665 жыл бұрын
random question, but what ever happened to Chad/Unwoji? haven’t seen him on this channel in months
@Dickey78615 жыл бұрын
Nythen he works for “Net Nobody” now and makes music with him.
@tyralion36665 жыл бұрын
Dickey7861 well that sounds... interesting.
@TopFloorEricc4 жыл бұрын
Every time I go to turn you guys on I say a different name for your channel in my head. Today it’s the Donkey Dunes show 😂
@Panda-ds2es5 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see you guys doing a video reading yelp/google reviews. People have interesting opinions on Taco Bell
@tuck35324 жыл бұрын
"Flying bear, top three worst things in this world." Now we know how to terrify Austin.
@xx7secondsxx4 жыл бұрын
The funny "cheeseburger eating guys head" meme is where it shows purplehaze covered in keefer n Kryp-crystals! And sez "what you do after this?" Makes the dynamic on the weirdness sooooo much funnier! Motá!!!!🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🎸🤘🏻🎸🤘🏻🎸💚💚💚💚
@Kekistani_Insurgent5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, you guys. I was having a pretty shitty day and this video legitimately made me feel better. Again, thanks.
@bigshambowski3 жыл бұрын
Dick the Birthday Boy is getting his picture taken with Billy Bob, a mascot character for the now-defunct Showbiz Pizza chain.
@mrpasqwal39015 жыл бұрын
"His ass is so flat" - The Dickey Dines Show, 2018
@user-cb7jq6rv1j3 жыл бұрын
15:20 DONT DO THAT!!!💀😂
@parakrambasnet63174 жыл бұрын
Austin probably is the reason I’m not gonna get fat at the time of this lockdown. Thanks dude
@Liftyourspiritz4 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for all the hilarious mental images🤣 you guys are the friendship I hope to one day develop w someone lmao
@VOID-GRIMM_Sinn5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing just as hard as jarrod was lmao
@Oddloop21125 жыл бұрын
19:05 when your customized character in a cutscene
@TTButler67935 жыл бұрын
The plumbus was my favorite. Keep up the great work guys. It was the highlight of my year to see you guys in St. Louis on the Rest, Repose tour.
@IStabz5 жыл бұрын
my pumbis erupted..lmao, almost spit my drink out laughing.
@theberserkturk60595 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of stuff I love from the DickeyDines show. Just a bunch of laughs. 18:04 Austin Dickey Toddler Years
@slikdikrickman24255 жыл бұрын
I love the Die Antwoord reference in the beginning
@daemontoolful3 жыл бұрын
That flying bear killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xenounde05 жыл бұрын
Hey guys just wanna say your awesome.
@Dickey78615 жыл бұрын
XenoPrym right back atcha!
@xenounde05 жыл бұрын
@@Dickey7861 i didnt think it was you for a good 10 minutes 😂
@Zedd.y5 жыл бұрын
9:44 That was a chucky cheese in the 80's
@themetalmaniac78114 жыл бұрын
no. actually that's a character from showbiz pizza place.
@togitegan98894 жыл бұрын
@@themetalmaniac7811 Well, Chucky Cheese eventually bought Showbiz. Some of the original Showbiz locations kept their characters around for a bit after the acquisition. But yes I do believe this picture was taken before that happened.
@andyvalentine97913 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Jared is still laughing...
@patrickcrummie5 жыл бұрын
I really wish I had that super power y’all talked about in the custom super powers vid, because I want to experience that initial laughter I had from this. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time honestly haha
@TristanSchultheiss063 жыл бұрын
Jared has been dead this from this video and on. He had actually died of laughter
@MoonDevoured5 жыл бұрын
the nose of a shrew part fucking slayed me.
@Tech-N-Tyler1155 жыл бұрын
The bear in the picture is Billy Bob from showbiz pizza place witch was popular in the 80s and then got bought out by chuck E cheese later on
@MattWhite455 жыл бұрын
That "Dick the birthday boy" pic is actually Rich Evans 😂 god damn how did that end up here
@Zothiqueness5 жыл бұрын
The one with Dick the birthday boy was taken at a Showbiz Pizza, they're no longer around but the animatronic band was the inspiration for FNAF, also bonus fun fact, this bear was featured in "Electric Eel" by MGMT.
@Neroli-Arancia5 жыл бұрын
Austin is slowly killing Jared
@wolfsilver63045 жыл бұрын
8:15 I just spat all of my coffee on my books... Thanks Austin!
@Indi Жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to say, "Hi, I'd like to make a fishdrawal" 🤣
@etrine85425 жыл бұрын
"I'd like to go around town taping fish to stuff"
@buildbros20885 жыл бұрын
Dudes. I’m not trying to be weird but I really enjoy your channel. I’ve been binging the shit out of it and have yet to loose my laughs because your content is purely funny. I hope KZbin stops demonetizing your videos because this is worth money!
@mangocorpse84335 жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest episode ever
@joshkuhnmusic5 жыл бұрын
It was on this day....that Jared was no more....lolol
@smalllhank3 жыл бұрын
Just threw up from laughing when Austin said “WHO THE FUCK LET LUIGI IN THIS FRAT PARTY”
@tenthousandquills17744 жыл бұрын
OMFG! I didn't realize that Dick the Birthday Boy tshirts were widely available. I love the internet bahahaha!
@cooperhillan33565 жыл бұрын
This was probably the funniest one yet and I’ve been watching your show for a while
@88Spint4 жыл бұрын
YEA This is the funniest DickeyDines show. It all went downhill from here... yet somehow.. we are still on a massive high!
@benjaminmishio98895 жыл бұрын
Please do a part two of this, this was the funniest dickey dines episode of all time. I literally was balling at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣