Japan Makes The Weirdest Products!!

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[@sirnik6304]

"Fetus cookie cutter" sounds like a name of a slam metal band xD

[@santiagodeleon1965]

My boi Austin looking like a snack

[@nathantragic1047]

or "Demon Fetus" lol

[@blckspce7683]

It's reminds me of The Forest Gump Mile High Marathon

[@wintershock]

Nathan Tragic lol

[@vash9760]

Their is a slam metal band called Devour the fetus

[@Always.Smarter]

"I like how they're just severed and tied up" - Jared 2019 you and every other slam band

[@ashleyshort3760]

Theres actually a japanese 'culture' based around being able to sleep in any place, hence these inventions

[@liamwallace6834]

"lacktoast intolerant" -Austin Dickey 2019

[@itachiuchiha-ex2lg]

Put a bag over a plant and suck on it- jared dines 2019

[@blessthefall989]

You mean bayg?

[@connerdiamond5317]

Inhale marinaras?!... Direct from the source!

[@upsidedown4155]

A vocano is very close to this description, if you know you know lol 420

[@MikeLee-lg5vq]

Nobody: Japan: "Haven't you always wanted to talk on the phone and shave at the same time? "

[@katatonic5672]

You can, it's called speaker mode

[@julianherrera6677]

@@katatonic5672 you must be a fucking hilarious friend

[@chewie1498]

Yes, yes, I do, constantly

[@ProtusMose]

Wasabi Aioli is my new post-grunge hobocore band.

[@Snowby40]

Currently living in japan for a year, can confirm the weird ass products

[@Nicoleth]

Do I spy a new arm tat Jared 1:12

[@Maddie-zr7qw]

These two fully are the only things left on the internet that make me laugh anymore. And I’m definitely not complaining 😉

[@jaggedvisions]

Watch idubbbz too

[@MotivGuy94]

Watch the Democratic debates. Comedy gold

[@Doki_Dokers]

Same

[@destiny6027]

Same

[@F_L_U_X]

15:18 - "I wear my multi-purpose sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...watch you in the view BEHIIIIND!"

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

Are you guys selling your bath water for both your tough organic boys and your djenty boys?

[@anthonyaberdeen7780]

Djenty djuice

[@OmnificAmore]

@@anthonyaberdeen7780 you sir have won the internet today 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Drew2ub]

Thanks my eyes now have aids .

[@Ampher03]

That hairdryer made Jared genuinely mad for a second

[@dominiquejean08]

What a wonderful way to wake up... I got the notification and it motivated me to actually get out of bed😂

[@emmacarena7103]

or you can watch it in your bed ? 👀

[@dominiquejean08]

I could have, but I wanted to watch it on my iPad, which was on the other side of the room😂

[@vetleallum2965]

@@dominiquejean08 #thestruggleisreal

[@mckennaaymond7718]

I have so many things imma start quoting from this video😂😂😂

[@theghostibus9784]

Fetus cookie cutter - Infant Annihilator

[@ExUSSailor]

The Japanese make some of the BEST whiskey in existence!

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

4:44 I think that one is really useful when you're watching a really emotional anime or a really hot hentai.

[@danifoxx7469]

I’ve tried the cherry blossom chips. They also have flavoured chocolate on them but they’re salty chips. They were ok at first but not all that great. Also I tried a bbq squid flavoured rammune soda. I was prepared for it to be awful but it tasted like champagne

[@iceweasel7440]

10:40.. lol bit peckish aye mate? XD

[@SuperGamingguitarist]

The first product wouldn't be stealing the plants lifeforce??? Photosynthesis! It'd be a symbiotic relationship, actually. Plants feed off of your CO2, you feed off of their O2, and as long as you give them water and sunlight it's actually neat!

[@lieven4770]

R/iamverysmart

[@SuperGamingguitarist]

@@lieven4770 Dude photosynthesis is ACTUAL junior high school stuff... So I'm not claiming to be very smart at all now, am I?

[@lieven4770]

r/whoosh

[@dustinheffner3000]

I gotta start wearing headphones while I watch you guys

[@Legolion17]

12:30 my mom used those when we were little kids. We still have a couple. Actually pretty useful.

[@driftythekid]

I listened to this during the ultrasound for my first child, Dickey Dines ALWAYS comes first

[@birdsaresinners3373]

False, you are a man, says your pancake video

[@driftythekid]

mcChicken3000 *** you uh.. you know that dads exist right?

[@birdsaresinners3373]

Yeah, mine went out for orange juice 15 years ago.....he came back

[@F_L_U_X]

13:30 - Portable, sectional Iron Maiden. Perfect for when your boss is giving you shit and you just want to shove spikes into your brain.

[@XenoTravis]

Next video should be trying the weird stuff off Amazon or Japanese websites.

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

2:48 to paint your toenails?

[@calebbelac9349]

13:20 new Craig Jones mask looks sick.

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

6:45 I just now noticed that Disturbed joke. Well played Dickey, well played.

[@F_L_U_X]

13:59 - Plug in your phone to a fetus cookie with that umbilical cord charger.

[@ozziebrown]

I love the banjo kazooie music in the background XD

[@theillicus6768]

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed!

[@Miningfordiamonds1]

I’d love to see more of these vids please.

[@reubenk7331]

Wow those were wacky to say the least. certainly good for a laugh 🤣

[@lukeabrahamsen-collins6115]

tbh i thought that the pringles on the far right were bleach flavored

[@BigBimbo]

The intro gets better and better every video

[@daves.7150]

Jared & Austin should use these products daily for a week

[@BeBLACKBADBOY]

2:29 the ultimate form of crocs hahaha

[@MichaelD8393]

8:57 OMG I'M DEAD!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Whoops1039]

I love you guys so much lmao

[@RansomPuppy]

Fetus cookie cutter. A wtf product that's also probably metal AF. Picture it, metal band coming out on stage biting off the head of a fetus cookie with strawberry or raspberry jelly oozing out. 😂

[@bakerxcr85]

Ransom Puppy sounds like something gwar would do

[@RansomPuppy]

@@bakerxcr85 I was thinking more like Metalocalypse tbh with Nathan Explosion saying, "Brutal". But with gwar it could literally be done live. So I like that.

[@mikue666]

The tripod crutch is so you take a nap on commutes because the Japanese work all the time

[@psychochicken9535]

I'm surprised they didn't get that.

[@blckspce7683]

Deviloof is the most weirdest Japanese product ever

[@steinafl]

14:00 dude that is a ready made band name / artwork for an album

[@aaronsearle5809]

The book pillow would be great for the workplace though, because its more encouraged for hard workers in japan that has percentages working around 70+ hours or so a week, dedication to their jobs and need rest to continue working while feeling energized, but also anywhere else it can be suitable :) i Have to give it to Japan though for being the best 'out of the box' "inventions" if they are successful or not haha. would like to see DickeyDines to try some of these products.

[@therestingmitchface6241]

"Diet Saw" 😂😂😂

[@akarbit3r111]

Fun fact, the submarine "window thing" is called a periscope, just a little side note, was still laughing a good bit for the rest lol

[@WalmartTom]

Matt Heafy is made in Japan...

[@noxchannel6704]

Ba dum tsss

[@markopanic6371]

That Fousey tube joke is literally perfect in this occasion only.

[@patriotictrendkill9879]

15:20 that's my favorite podcast

[@paypalroyale1995]

Dickey dines uploaded so I'm happy Edit: THEY'RE CALLED TELESCOPES😂

[@zestysams]

New house looks just like the old one! How'd they do that?!

[@psychochicken9535]

They time travel.

[@markcarr3655]

The thought of a condom-sushi yogurt tube makes me laugh harder than it should

[@NN-ir9bj]

I hurt my back, and am trying NOT to laugh, so of course I decided to watch this! The sushi condom nearly killed me!

[@necroticpoison]

It'd be pretty cool to see what how we process the looking glass and mirror thing, it'd be pretty trippy to see two completely different things through different eyes that don't share any visual commonalities.

[@blackwolfgaming676]

The banjo and koozie theme in the background

[@angrypirate5117]

14:35 it be a fuckin telescope

[@ChickenFriedBrad]

Holy shit. The Slow-mo Guys need to do a video on Jared's transition from laughing to pissed about that portable hairdryer at 7:16. That was the quickest mood change I think I've ever witnessed. 😂

[@sarahgillies4847]

Honestly though! The cute lil "What is this?!!?" To "ITs a HaiRdrYER?!?!" Is glorious.

[@ChickenFriedBrad]

@@sarahgillies4847 Definitely one of my favorite DickeyDines Show moments. Lol

[@sarty23]

Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!

[@guerrillaradio9953]

Calling dibs on the band name, "Demon Fetus". XDXDXD

[@nathantragic1047]

4:47 looks like an old soda drinking hat attachment

[@xgrecu]

Man, I wanna try those looking glass/periscope glasses so bad...

[@rylanhupalo1401]

the phone charger also pulsates while in use

[@KohakuShadow613]

If you ever come to visit japan couple places you can go to see some of these crazy products are Don Quijote(like a japanese walmart but way more crazy) and Village Vangaurd(its like japanese spencers).

[@CouchToBarkley]

I really want to see a video of you guys buying these and trying them out lol.

I totally want a fan for my noodles. We shall rush and design one to fit on our forks..MILLIONAIRES!!!

[@Gitarrist85]

I actually could use that toe stretcher. My little toe on my right foot is bent inwards a little, so I sometimes walk on it without noticing it until I take my shoe of, but it's already too late when I notice it.

[@lil7179]

It was a bad idea to eat while watching this video 😂

[@nestproductions7420]

14:36 Periscope and Telescope.👍

[@isue062]

hecc I need me some of that "ram-yune" chips

[@lachlan.l7841]

This shits fucking trippy when stoned

[@santa3114]

14:28 that shit looks like the vine “sorry I was too busy blocking out the haters”

[@skr-xf4du]

9:14 that asmr tho

[@yoongitouchedmysoul2352]

World: "Japan, you are weird and your music is weird too" **Crystal Lake joined the chat**

[@countxtony8580]

Lmaooo 6:45 got me good

[@JFrohlichMusic]

Ah yes. New DickeyDines

[@moonchild5212]

It’s ra-moo-nay not ra-mewn Christ that was hilarious 😂

[@aleqsgecko5957]

FFFUUUUUCCKK YEEEEEEEE NEW VIDEO!!!!!2!1!1!

[@StapledArsonist]

12:31 I had one of those as a kid.

[@Kayofkayos]

You guys should get a hold of some weird candy from around the world

[@dizzysic2587]

Monocularrrrrr... matey..

[@naankoorblit1582]

Have a part 2 where you buy some of them and test them out

[@thedevilitself4172]

greetings from germany ❤️

[@kristofszobacsi5123]

10:47 creeped the shit out of me

[@jessicawoodward8455]

13:33 Lack toast intolerant

[@davidpardy]

I think the toe stretcher is meant to help with foot problems like Morton's Neuroma (which I have). Is it bad that I knew what it was meant to be as soon as you showed it?

[@marshallbrooks2296]

13:31 : I know you’rer lactoast intolerant - Austin Dickey 2019

[@codynoto983]

4:23 I'm dead

[@zdesigns2802]

The neck jaw thing is so you can fall asleep on the subway and not have to worry about falling over. Somehow.... Jajaja

[@leonsubbotsky6087]

The submarine glasses are how john wick really always keeps his back safe and shoots his pistol with a sniper accuracy

[@brapcast]

That slurp noise just playing on the left side scared the hell out of me.

[@sonicbreaker6991]

Nobody litterly nobody Japan: BUY OUR CREEPY PRODUCTS

[@NerismaStudios]

This video has me going to get japanese food...

[@xonsollsen]

i have no idea if anyone has told you this yet, but the toe stretcher is for you paint your toenails, but i honestly found your ideas better

[@xonsollsen]

shit. commented to early....

[@VioletIleanaCofer95]

"Lack-toast" intolerant though lol

[@noahwolfe2596]

Japan: we now have fetus shaped cookie cutters! *Infant Anihilator has entered the chat*

[@Isa-ug7rp]

Can Japan create a device that can prevent me from choking on my food when I laugh at DickeyDines videos?🤔

[@Doki_Dokers]

Isabelle Caquias okay

[@OnionMilk420]

pump action hair dryer lol

[@jaketurner584]

Lmao the chopstick fan I bet would blow the hot soup enough to splash your other hand....

[@DrippyBag]

2:40 oh not a shoe

[@RaurXDberry]

So many random qoute in this video lol

[@derekfletcher8934]

@TheDickeyDinesShow you guys realize Lay's makes Ketchup Chips that are sold exclusively in Canada, right? You guys beat us to the punch 😂