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@hafisismail40015 жыл бұрын
You know what is the worst?your voice,your commentary and the quality of your mic.
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
@@hafisismail4001 thanks for your enlightened comment.
@chobingnami73795 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing that you mentioned the movies name....
@koreamcd6465 жыл бұрын
TheEbbemonster hate your stupid annoying voice
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
@@koreamcd646 OMG, how have you become so cool, just roaming youtube bashing random people? Teach me!
@midnightblues98955 жыл бұрын
To be honest, i love the spiderman scene. In my opinion, and basing on the creation of the trilogy's Parker, it was really how a REAL NERD would act if he tries to be a playboy. I think it was a comedic masterpiece 😂😂
@0123-g3n2 жыл бұрын
The scene shows that he ain't bound to any responsibilities ,so he only cares about himself, so it is actually logical.
@sharonmiller7213 Жыл бұрын
The besss
@MrBrain4Ай бұрын
Yeah, the whole point of the scene is that it's supposed to be cringe, and Peter doesn't realize it.
@mortysmith60905 жыл бұрын
That Spider-Man scene is one of the best scenes, lol
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
This list was whack
@kohm19224 жыл бұрын
Pete Olivarez your whack
@mortysmith60904 жыл бұрын
@@kohm1922 Your english is wack.
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
@@kohm1922 you're whack
@yematosan88374 жыл бұрын
No
@davidslaughter88067 жыл бұрын
the teen witch one is ACTUALLY physically uncomfortable to watch
@zulwe5 жыл бұрын
I literally groaned with anguish.
@tmill4625 жыл бұрын
I think that is the voice from the song boogey in the butt by eddie murphy
@lewisb735 жыл бұрын
the rest of the film is just as amazing...
@masoodvoon89994 жыл бұрын
I always thought the west coast rap scene was kind of lame.
@erichargrove22874 жыл бұрын
Don't ever talk down about Teen Witch...
@LLMBC7 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with Van Damme dancing in kickboxer lol
@nadiarowbotham62733 жыл бұрын
M8 my mattress is soaked through
@ShaolinMaster4973 жыл бұрын
Ikr LLMBC
@johnylalrina14513 жыл бұрын
And doing a split of course 😂
@donaldpump3072 Жыл бұрын
Oh JCVD you sexy bastard!
@mikey23635 жыл бұрын
Kick boxer scene was one if the greatest scenes ever!
@aaronstainer72455 жыл бұрын
indeed its epic gives me nostalgia 👍👌🤣
@NoobMasterGamer27595 жыл бұрын
Sometimes people dance like that even now. :)
@aaronstainer72455 жыл бұрын
@@NoobMasterGamer2759 I know I do it's how i get the chicks............... to run away 🤣🤣🤣
@schangoDoobie5 жыл бұрын
That was white male dance move prototype. Sans the splits
@TheEbbemonster4 жыл бұрын
Can't argue with that! Sometimes the worst is the best ❤️
@southfloridaarcheryguy1145 жыл бұрын
I think the Teen Witch scene just melted my brain.
@ebadss17 жыл бұрын
actually kickboxer dance scene isn't bad., one of the most iconic scenes in movie history
@timothyfarrand84075 жыл бұрын
Watch your foul mouth
@lewisb735 жыл бұрын
most iconic in movie history, you are overselling it a little bit there...
@raymondmadrid5 жыл бұрын
Just because of a meme people are oversellingit
@apocratos01742 жыл бұрын
Its supposed to be weird since the character is drunk and not having social skills at all
@dannykrinkle4726 Жыл бұрын
Our condolences on losing your eyesight.
@ChrisDanceMusic7 жыл бұрын
that scene from kickboxer is 1 of the best parts of the movie
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
ChrisDanceMusic Agreed
@8manAbe3 жыл бұрын
"Even the bad guy has WTF written all over his face!" It took me a good ten minutes to continue after that 'cause I couldn't stop laughing!
@MrRamazanLale25 жыл бұрын
7:57 "It looks so realistic"
@kellyweingart36924 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sergeantbigmac7 жыл бұрын
As the rabid teenage fanbase gets older they will see how silly Hunger Games really is, and just watch in a decade from now it will be looked back on as a total cheese fest and the fans of it will act like they knew it all along.
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
sergeantbigmac Ha ha, maybe... The Hunger Games is super silly! Especially the cakepainting and the lamme hiding in a tree 😑
@Hunk627 жыл бұрын
So true.
@Sundaydish17 жыл бұрын
I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes of it. Bored the hell outta me. Kill Bill is another one I don't understand why people rave about it, what a load of crap that movie was.
@mikek46107 жыл бұрын
sergeantbigmac it was crap five years ago
@sergeantbigmac7 жыл бұрын
I agree, I thought it was crap from the beginning. All im saying is pressure to like something popular is so strong in society it blinds people. I remember voicing my opinion about the Hunger Games and Amazing Spiderman (another overrated crap movies) and getting shit at the time, but now I voice those same opinions and everyone agrees with me.
@SSSS-ps9vv5 жыл бұрын
Kickboxer BAD ACTING????? No way!!!!!
@jlarrybrewer11494 жыл бұрын
#6 if you are in a seedy bar somewhere in Southeast Asia wearing a tank top and an old Asian man says he “Wants to see you dance!” It’s not going to end well for you😆😆
@SocialAsteroid7 жыл бұрын
These are now top of my "must watch" movies list! Thanks!
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
I am glad you found some inspiration :D
@martinkalmus37614 жыл бұрын
Some just need attention :) Pupils mostly speaks out bad emotions. He just need coments
@Mr_Essen4 жыл бұрын
"I'm so embarrassed....look at how funky he is" 😂😂like wtf
@choosetolivefree7 жыл бұрын
"They shouldn't be high fiving, they should be punching themselves in the face." Lol!
@markula_40403 жыл бұрын
My biggest issue with that scene from Nightmare on Elm St 2 is the placement of the bed. Who puts it diagonally in the corner? Seriously
@gottfriedosterbach39072 жыл бұрын
I just figured with the sunglasses that he is blind and has never seen anyone dance before and also is unaware he is seen. I was sadly mistaken.
@ericmgarrison2 жыл бұрын
That was a pretty common decorating ideas for bedrooms back in the 80s. All my friends had angled beds coming out of the corner
@siberwolf337 жыл бұрын
God this whole video gives me the most uncomfortable anxious feeling. Making it through the whole thing is one of the hardest things I've ever done. I had to skip ahead when the girl started rapping. That was the worst.
@jonathanwalker87304 жыл бұрын
Number 4: Teen Witch was beyond excruciating, and should have been preceded by a viewer discretion warning of some kind.
@HN-oq3gfАй бұрын
This should have been #1
@jdssurf5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the exercise ice cream scene I almost died.
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
Please do not die on me! My niche channel needs more people like you 😉
@sketchalot693 жыл бұрын
I personally love that movie but yeah that scene makes me never want to exercise or eat ice cream ever again
@nosirrahx8 жыл бұрын
This was a pretty f-ing hilarious list. I feel kind of bad if you had to sit through all of this crap just to grab the clips.
@dedgeroo46657 жыл бұрын
nosirrahx , an utter shit-fest. Funny as fuck
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
Escape from L.A. isn't crap
@thecensoredmuscle563 Жыл бұрын
Most of these movies are actually solid movies. And a few are classics.
@Theonewhoneverlies478 Жыл бұрын
That must've been quite the punishment indeed 😂
@nicklandovich3 жыл бұрын
The Jaws 3d part was comedy gold. 👍
@rudyrecktenwald12097 жыл бұрын
For the first time in history, the commentary was the best part of a KZbin video.
@crazyleg200610 жыл бұрын
LOL! These were great.... loved the video! Love your comedy style.
@TheEbbemonster10 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊 Dry Danish humor 😛
@DonCorleone873 жыл бұрын
“HE HAS THE ENERGY TO MAKE AN ELABORATE FACE PAINT?!” 😂☠️😂☠️
@Cobblepot1017 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Your voice makes the video even more hilarious! Please make more of these videos. They sure make me crack up.
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
Allen Rodriguez Ha ha, the worst commentator voice combined with worst movie scenes 😂😂
@Cobblepot1017 жыл бұрын
TheEbbemonster haha, you're a great, funny commentator 😂😂 do you plan on making more videos?
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
Allen Rodriguez Yeeees, ohhhh sooo many more 😂
@kpmac17 жыл бұрын
I agree with most of your choices. But you missed one. Fortress 2 where Christopher Lambert swims across space with no protective gear. He just holds his breath.
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
kpmac1 Fun movie, but I don't remember that scene. Sounds pretty rediculous 😂
@Brumlebass-k6o7 жыл бұрын
8:26 "God!, these guys are funky!" Funniest comment ever!!!
@robzilla713005 жыл бұрын
Dude! Whoever is narrating this is f'n brilliant! Thanks for making me crack up, bro!
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
Thanks :) I am glad you liked it! My humor gets quite the mixed response - around 1/3 hate it, while 2/3 like it :D
@robzilla713005 жыл бұрын
@@TheEbbemonster I enjoy it very much... "this guys is so funky!"
@MrShadowpanther3 Жыл бұрын
The Jaws one with the shark breaking the window was designed as a 3-D scene. When viewed in 2-D, sure it looks cheesy.
@chromemox33195 жыл бұрын
Knowing Sam Raimi I bet that dance scene was supposed to look like that.
@jimmymoss32404 жыл бұрын
I will never forget what a critic once said about Jon Voight's performance in Anaconda: "If Quint from Jaws was played by Ricky Ricardo......."
@SuperZippyzippy4 жыл бұрын
How to enter a ninja you might ask? Do an 80s workout montage and ask a ninja to sit on your lap
@steveteasdale862 Жыл бұрын
Good to see the Jaws 3 scene with the shark breaking the glass in this list, but there’s a far worse shark effect in Jaws 4: The Revenge.. just see how they kill the shark in that one, it’s not right.
@lafleurcheri84867 жыл бұрын
Best video of bad movies I've seen in a while. 😂😂😂
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
Cheri Hicks Thanks so much 😊 I am glad you liked it despite my funny accent 😂
@MrBiggles533 жыл бұрын
to be honest, I can’t really blame Freddy Krueger for wanting to kill that guy.
@darklordojeda7 жыл бұрын
LMFAO The last one you can see the wire pulling him up and letting him down.
@shamsheed172610 ай бұрын
Bro… I’m 42, and when we were kids, we’d dance like Van Damme to get smart at our cousins. Hilarious and then there’s ‘NOK SU KAO’ 😂
@neneshubby3 жыл бұрын
“Oh no! That shark looks so real!”
@bannedtwice7767 Жыл бұрын
Still better than 99% of what Hollywood puts out nowadays.
@yuvgotubekidding3 жыл бұрын
So we have to believe during editing the directors and editors actually said “ That’s good, leave it in” 15 times.
@tysongames27507 жыл бұрын
You forgot Mut swinging like Tarzan in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
Tyson Games Agreed, that scene was terrible, just like the rest of that movie (e.g. the ants, the waterfalls, the aliens, the refrigerator and so on)
@jozefu87264 жыл бұрын
The A View To A Kill scene was actually pretty awesome.
@TheEbbemonster4 жыл бұрын
The scene was pretty awesome, but the soundtrack for it was incredibly cringe 😂
@MimiRoblx-love6 жыл бұрын
I usually hate narration over videos but you are spot on...
@schangoDoobie5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen Teen Witch at least 100 times and that scene gets better every time. My brother and I were able re-enact it. Even as kids we knew it was cringy af.
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
I sounds like I am late to the party 😅👌 All the "crap" we watched in the 90s! I remember only renting movies based on the most grotesque covers :)
@Joey7Z7Horror2 жыл бұрын
The shot of the poster collection at the end is oddly beautiful and awesome, especially with the Jaws 3D one
@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia7 жыл бұрын
The key to dancing good is to clap your hands every once in awhile to the rhythm of the music.
@georgehenderson7783 Жыл бұрын
12:21 "I don't even want to think about the purpose of this scene. I'm never going to work out again."
@danny86x5 жыл бұрын
Kickboxer scene is one of the iconic scenes in movie History mate!
@syamkrishna94163 жыл бұрын
That spiderman dance scene is one of the most iconic scenes
@robzilla713005 жыл бұрын
"They shouldn't be high 5ing, they should be punching themselves in the faces!" Hahahahahaa! I can't stop dude... "With a shitty montage like this, I think he got his revenge" Brilliant, bro... brilliant! Don't ever stop what you do!
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
Thanks :D :D
@batlokoasekhamane48138 ай бұрын
Why does everyone hate garbage day? It’s my favorite line delivered with perfect mastery
@KenMasters.7 ай бұрын
It was his twitchy face expressions that was hilariously bad, it looked more genuinely quirky than intentionally demented.
@lawsongroszmann76285 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining man. Laughed my ass off several times during this. Thanks I needed it. Also this was spot on.
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
Thanks :) There is nothing like a good laugth to cheer one up :) I made a follow up to this video, that you should also check out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6qanZShbMmEhKs
@frednone Жыл бұрын
The thing I loved about Hard Ticket to Hawaii is that they could only afford a couple of guns as props, so all the characters had one of four or five weapons, including a 4 barrel bazooka.
@kurtfranklin26804 жыл бұрын
“Starcrash”?! This must be the most blatant Star Wars ripoff ever.
@TheEbbemonster4 жыл бұрын
It is actually now very star warish :) I it more like Star Trek with lightsabers 😂
@kurtfranklin26804 жыл бұрын
TheEbbemonster that sounds like a great movie!😆
@viscousgoo20213 жыл бұрын
*I tried to go see Jaws 3d at the theater with my Grandma* . It was raining outside and it was actually sold out. That movie sold out. I never did see it. I just remember being really upset that day because we couldn't see it.
@robhill93368 жыл бұрын
Funny narration, especially during the Nightmare on Elm Street one. That Teen Witch scene is incredibly gay.
@TheEbbemonster8 жыл бұрын
He he, the guys behind the Nightmare on Elm Street sequel also admitted they made it too gay :P
@Superstarseven7 жыл бұрын
No I think Rob Hill is just one of those idiots that uses Gay to denote something he deems as stupid.
@robhill93363 жыл бұрын
@@Superstarseven spare us all with the PC bullshit.
@docwho2828 Жыл бұрын
When a friend and I saw the Spider-Man Scene in the cinema, he laconically said: They really do everything to make you hate the black costume!
@TheEbbemonster Жыл бұрын
Spider-Man is one long exposition. Everything is so over done it becomes an absurd movie to watch 😂 The general audience is just not so stupid that they need everything overly explained. Have you been on an Ebbemonster deep dive? 😁
@docwho2828 Жыл бұрын
@@TheEbbemonster Yep...kind of!
@dilan-wo5df5 жыл бұрын
that scene from spiderman is legend!!!it is a proof that sam raimi hit the bong 7thX a day
@VampiresCrypt Жыл бұрын
I thought the JP2 scene was okay, I mean JP always had also a touch of light heartedness to it.
@barryhurley82075 жыл бұрын
What is the first part?! That is killing me! "Let the girl gooo!!!!!" Lmao
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
No retreat no surrender 👌
@barryhurley82075 жыл бұрын
@@TheEbbemonster no I meant the opening scene. The "I know you trained with my old friend "Prom?"
@highstarlordcocaine75444 жыл бұрын
It's from "The king of the Kickboxers" (1990)
@JestaKilla3 жыл бұрын
Props for mentioning Hard TIcket to Hawaii, but how could you leave out the "sewing your wounds with your own tendons" scene in Ricki-O?
@TheEbbemonster3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that sounds brutal. I don't remember that scene from Ricki-o. Completely insane movie 😂
@sherbaum19853 жыл бұрын
The narrator sounds like an actor you’d see in one of these movies
@TheEbbemonster3 жыл бұрын
That is a nice way to put it
@gojewla3 жыл бұрын
Entering a ninja can sometimes be a little tight, but with a little elbow grease and some perseverance, it is definitely possible.
@TheEbbemonster3 жыл бұрын
😳
@MIXTAB17 жыл бұрын
I agree with all of them except teen witch. The teen witch scene is actually amazing
@YouTube-tied6 ай бұрын
Great collection! Must have been hard to choose. Freddy's Revenge, for example, has many bad examples, my favorite being when the kid first sees Freddy's glove on his own hand and screams like a girl at it.
@lexxiebodine17882 жыл бұрын
I’ve never felt more murderous than @around 9:05🤮🤮🤮
@lindah39546 жыл бұрын
When the script has one fella asking another fella "Are you a good disco dancer?" and "I'd like to see you dance". Its pretty good odds that its going to be a bad scene.
@TheEbbemonster6 жыл бұрын
Or a good scene... 😏
@wavion25 жыл бұрын
These would have been hilarious on their own, but that narration took it to the next level. I about lost it when the shark approached!
@narednikmajka24037 жыл бұрын
You need to make more videos like these with bad '80 and '90 movies. This is hilarious. GJ.
@marsha-madness-super-badness5 жыл бұрын
"Hump the floor and up again". I'm done 😂
@mtnbikr107 Жыл бұрын
Good selection, you nailed a few scenes that have always bothered me.
@mgtowproperties5 жыл бұрын
Oh that was amazing wow that was amazing so the dinosaur just stood there and let her do all those flips on the bar for a good 15 to20 seconds For her to do a flip kick on him Oh I get it she Must have learned those moves from the white ninja Because he I also started the twhirl Is Little ninja weapons for 10 or 15 seconds Without those two shooting him Amazing
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
Yep - it's just like in the real world!
@Monty-or9sb5 жыл бұрын
argh! you reminded me that bit in the lost world - everyone in the cinema cheered! I was only 15 but i thought that was crap. read the book too, in which the girl is a maths nerd if i remember right and its quite good.
@killDdeceiver4 жыл бұрын
love how in the ruins of the lab there happens to be an uneven double bar for gymnanstic purposes
@Chrstphr887 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Starcrash.. I'm intrigued
@lewisb735 жыл бұрын
A few more gems, not saying they were overlooked since its tough to narrow down to just 15 and the list is pretty well done The Room: well pretty much any scene from that Miami Connection, same, though the music montage of the guys harassing women at the beach sticks out in my mind Avenging force: The home invasion/ fire scene just for the moment Matt and his friend's son are shot off the rooftop with a well placed arrow
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, I actually have two of the mentioned movies in my "follow up" to this video. Have you seen it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6qanZShbMmEhKs Avenging Force, isn't that the one with everyones favorite American Ninja?
@brantnuttall5 жыл бұрын
But you've got to remember this: actors can't dance. that's why they're actors! lol
@KG-th3cr4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos you've made. I don't understand what you are saying about the workout scene from No Retreat, no Surrender. I always workout with a black guy who's eating ice cream and listening to music and sitting directly on my crotch :)
@TheEbbemonster4 жыл бұрын
He he, thanks :) I should probably let my "acting" go all out again in a future top 10 list 😂😂 The funny thing is that you can see what they were going for - en being healthy and one being unhealthy 👀 But they just turned the point into one awkward mess 😅😅
@KG-th3cr4 жыл бұрын
@@TheEbbemonster Ha Ha yes you should definitely go all out again. I love those old 80's and 90's movies. They are so horribly entertaining.
@timothyfarrand84075 жыл бұрын
This had me lol-ing "Wait, What are you doing? Noooooooo!" Lolololololololololol
@kaputasri5 жыл бұрын
Even the bad guy has wtf written all over his face lmao. that was gold
@scientist14175 жыл бұрын
Last one made me cry lol
@gmr9912 Жыл бұрын
Somebody should make a "worst commentary for a YT compilation video" video
@TheEbbemonster Жыл бұрын
He he, my commentary is secretly genius! More than half a million people have tuned in 😉
@KTF09 жыл бұрын
10:54 sounds like a Street Fighter II KO.
@darrelldog52 жыл бұрын
Van Damme should have gotten an Academy Award for that masterpiece!!! 🤣
@neindanke34207 жыл бұрын
This video had me laughing out loud, so hilarious. Thanks.
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
Thanks :) I'm glad you liked it. I am currently in the preparation of a similar one, but have to watch around 20 movies before it can be realized. Twenty days of self-torture :-P
@neindanke34207 жыл бұрын
Nice, sometimes watching bad movies can be very entertaining. Good luck.
@jugalkishorchauhan80463 жыл бұрын
Dont fuck with the spiderman scene. It was perfect.
@TheDarkDutchman5 жыл бұрын
10:25 the way they run in that movie was probably the worst😂
@SOUL-KING-934 жыл бұрын
"They shouldn't be high fiving they should be punching each other in the faces" lol
@stephenison5703 Жыл бұрын
Are you serious yes the last one is a complete catastrophe but compared to a movie like (things) those scenes are fkn a masterpiece 🤷🏼♂️
@attiylanen5 жыл бұрын
Wow! You've got No retreat no surrender as No.1! Great fucking film by the way. I agree that scene always troubled me, but otherwise, great film.
@TheEbbemonster5 жыл бұрын
These scenes are go bad they are cringe, and so cringe that they are fun :) I love No retreat No surrender!
@lewisb735 жыл бұрын
I love the movie, but because its a so bad its good type film, the boy's father has some of the most ridiculous acting ever...
@attiylanen5 жыл бұрын
@@lewisb73 😂👌
@darkwolf-224 жыл бұрын
No Retreat, No Surrender !!!!
@TheDarkDutchman7 жыл бұрын
0:56 What's wrong with the gymnastics scene? It distracts the dino and has the intended effective.
@darkwolf-224 жыл бұрын
I guess movies aren't supposed to be entertaining and exciting anymore, for some reason.
@tenfeetsmalledgeoftherabbi72637 жыл бұрын
What's this jazz,I don't know brother,(throws weapon) Oh shit
@TheEbbemonster7 жыл бұрын
tenfeetsmall edge of the rabbit hole ... and gun goes off with no sound 😂
@duthole23544 жыл бұрын
"Even the bad guy has "what the fuck" written all over his face." Lmfao!
@SuperIwatch5 жыл бұрын
"There's just no pleasing you."
@DylanHartwick324 жыл бұрын
That last clip was not what I was expecting haha keep up the good narration, it makes the vid.
@dinoflagella41855 жыл бұрын
3:02 I guess I die now?!
@allazaitsev84855 жыл бұрын
Number 15. The last thing you'd want in your burger king movie is someones *insert bad movie scene here*
@alanwatts82395 жыл бұрын
8:28 holy jesus i'm sweating cold
@saavanelias80593 жыл бұрын
6:04 Oh no you didnt just insult the legendary Bully Marguire