Skyrim: Top 5 Obnoxious and Irritating NPC’s You Shouldn’t Spare in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

[@Rebelzize]

1. Nazeem 2. Nazeem 3. Nazeem 4. Nazeem 5. any guard

[@silverpaw8054]

*Guard* "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee"

[@grapejuice5294]

Specifically guards from the reach. I kinda enjoy the other ones but the Forsworn conspiracy quest makes me kill all of the Markarth guard whenever I go.

[@jacrispy3275]

@@grapejuice5294 - if you want to avoid that, just don't kill any - let the Forsworn go to town on 'em, all while you just stay out of the whole battle. That, or, if you kill Madanach (while still imprisoned), and loot his body, you'll find a key to escape the mine. Once you enter Markarth through the exit of the ruin, Thonar Silver-blood will appear right in front of you, and will appraise you for taking care of Madanach, pay to eliminate your wanted status throughout the Reach, and gift you with an enchanted silver ring. I prefer the second option, for role-playing purposes.

[@RoyG.BivDevoe]

Guard: "Don't suppose you can enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter." Me: Then go get it sharpened you freak, it's still gonna be dull even if I enchant it!!

[@softdrink6104]

Rebelzize yes lol

[@ahamsandwich5528]

1.Nazeem 2.Every child ingame 3.Nazeem 4.Blades 5.The guard that stole my sweet roll

[@NorseGraphic]

Every little chicken that reports me stealing.

[@mahn3580]

But Lucia isn’t that annoying is she?

[@hunterrhoades1813]

@Adalard Richter no... there is another...

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

Adalard Richter And Balgaraths kids and Sissle’e sister.

[@magarinoskevin2063]

@@mahn3580 Don't forget Sophie, she's a pure soul

[@roguegamer1173]

I can solidly say that in about 75% of all Skyrim saves Nazeem can no longer visit the cloud district

[@nazeem8086]

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.

[@GamingGod-fl2yr]

Get a giant to send him there

[@1uup10]

GamingGod45935 that’s actually a really good joke. The literal cloud district.

[@jayayebee]

Now, he's in the cloud district permanently

[@timothyburrows9622]

He's alive in my playthrough because I never save after I kill him. This way I get to kill him again.

[@whiterunguard4144]

Wait... I know you.

[@vaguesneakthiefgaming182]

Your making a mistake

[@joshuamanuma2374]

Leaves conversation immediately

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

*sighs and pays my fine*

[@Fallen_Angel_]

I'm with the Guild. How about we look the other way this time? *offers XXX amount of gold*

[@psychsoma]

*pays the 283 gold bribe on a 5 gold bounty because of mindless rush button pressing*

[@druidicleonnnjj]

1. The entire Bards guild 2. The blades (No one tells me to kill parthy warthy)

[@kingdavey90]

Parthuunax is bae 😘

[@jakes1566]

But what about how Thicc Alduin is

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

Paarthunax should be killed anyway. He is a threat to humanity especially when the Dragonborn died. You see, Greybeards are the modern Dragon Priests. And Paarthunax might be faking siding with the Dragonborn especially that he knows Alduin will comeback no matter what. So to keep his dominance as a dragon, he is siding with the Dragonborn at the moment and when the Dragonborn finally dies, at old age or in battle, Greybeards as the modern Dragon Priest and Paarthunax can continue their dragon things, which is to rule all over the tamriel and slave humans. It's better safe than never, killing Paarthunax is the best choice to do because you don't know their plans and even if you do, it's not 100% sure. It's freedom, or be a slave to a dragon just like the ancient Elder Scrolls times. *"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"* _- Thanos (Infinity War)_

[@readyjoe6427]

BakedPotatoYT I was taking you kind of serious until I saw you quote thanos.

[@incogleone9657]

Bear-ly Andrej honestly the blades are just doing their job. I just told them fuck u and spared the lovable bastard. I just wanna fly on him, if that's not a mod yet make it one!

[@hoodie4439]

Nazeem will go the cloud district.and i am not talking about the whiterun district

[@nazeem8086]

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.

[@jeanport3554]

You mean the cloud district....via Giant's Club Airways?

[@PrinsaVossum]

@@jeanport3554I like to call it the "Skyrim Space Program".

[@corynetherwood4406]

Who said he would go up there

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@nazeem8086 I am friends with the Jarl and am thane so.... fus ro dah!!!!

[@allhandsondik7803]

If only Maven could be killed

[@sheep1ewe]

I use consol commands to achieve that... We all know maven must die...

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

There is a mod that lets you destroy the thiefs guild and expel or execute Maven. Literally called "Destroy the Thieves Guild!" .

[@sheep1ewe]

@@proximityclockworkx1572 I realy can't wait to download that!! That sounds like My weat dream... I realy hate Thieves guild.

[@NorseGraphic]

Maven the Knaven.

[@NorseGraphic]

@THaTGuY Just use console-commands if the look is important. Ohh, you don't visit the Console District? What was I thinking... j/k

[@oxymoron02]

Everyone talking about Nazeem, but at least you can avoid him and never have to hear his dialogue. Now Heimskr, on the other hand...

[@vitormaodevaca8469]

you know,you can kill Heimskr,and if you are in the imperial side of the civil war he is arrested,so yeah,you can ''avoid'' him too

[@argentpuck]

I had to look up who Nazeem even is because I apparently don't run into him that much, but, yeah, Heimskr I wanted to skewer through his frontal lobes about 20 minutes after I installed the game for the first time.

[@Arterexius]

@@vitormaodevaca8469 sad thing is you have to keep away from the whiterun siege quest if you want to restore the thieves guild to their former glory as you always need to break into Heimskrs house during that questline and Heimskrs house always gets destroyed in the Siege quest..

[@joenesvick7043]

Arterexius Gaming yeah, I tend to do that after thief’s guild for that very reason

[@Shunu_]

@@Arterexius i don't think I've ever had to break into his house to do that lmao

[@samotten9874]

Maven Black-Briar, the Altmer in Radiant Raiment and Delphine all should've been on the list. "I just handed you the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller, dOeS tHaT mAkE mE dRaGoNbOrN tOo?"

[@johnstovall7503]

Sam Otten I hate Delphine so much.

[@Xurxomario12]

"Ill ExPlAiN wHaT i WaNt WhEn I wAnT" or, my absolute favorite, in presence of the literal dragornborn "I could have killed you you know?" no, you are weak as shit, and im only talking to you because its the only way to progress the main story. Also fuck you im not killing paarthunax.

[@undeniableluck1239]

I actually recoiled from how stupid that was when I first heard it. Lol

[@Xurxomario12]

@grant macneil I usually rp as a thief/silent assasin and i swear she irritates me so much... todd please remove essentials for TES 6

[@deathlycynicaltv9729]

I attacked Delphine enough that it made her hostile for the rest of the main questline. So I just kept calming her until I defeated Alduin and then I publicly executed her with the High King mod and now her headless corpse just lays next to my execution block.

[@rishabhgoswami7845]

Delphine, do I even have to say it? You do NOT command me, I command YOU. Furthermore, the game doesn't even give a single good reason to kill Partysnax. I just complete the main storyline, make her and Esbern Non-essential and Fus Ro Dah them to Oblivion.

[@Luubelaar]

Partysnax. LOL!!

[@NorseGraphic]

I use a mod to save Partysnax (cool name, btw)

[@rishabhgoswami7845]

@@NorseGraphic The Paarthurnax Dilemma?

[@NorseGraphic]

@@rishabhgoswami7845 Yes.

[@radfatdaddy4169]

I find Esbern five times more annoying than Delphine.

[@cicero2905]

_Oh, you prefer to listen, eh? Of course, of course! The Listener _*_listens!_*_ A joke! A funny joke! I get it. Then listen to this - don't kill me. Let poor Cicero live! I attacked the strumpet Astrid, I did! And I'd do it again! Anything for our mother! Return to the pretender, tell her I'm dead! Tell her you strangled me with my own intestines! Ha ha! But lie! Yes, lie! Lie, and _*_let me live!_*

[@demandred1957]

I've never played the Dark Brotherhood storyline because they pissed me off with the Assassins that they send at the start of the game. But I do kind of want to after reading that.

[@mutegrab666]

Always good to see the Keeper.

[@jg0620]

Alright cicero

[@Arterexius]

@@demandred1957 Do it and let Cicero live. He has the greatest dark humor for any follower (he will become available as a follower if you let him live) and it's hilarious.

[@cicero2905]

*LET'S **_KILL_** SOMEONE* 🙃

[@grapejuice5294]

Astrid was pretty annoying in my opinion.

[@r.blakehole932]

Yeah, funny thing, every time I meet Astrid she ends of dead somehow. People who stick knives in peoples backs never were on my Christmas Card list.

[@Xaveston]

I dunno, she seems very less annoying then say Festus or Arnbjorn. I always let her live, she never annoys me. Nazeem now, definitely always.. And Rolff in Windhelm, and Lemkin, and that Solitude guy who never stops going "Don't talk to me!" like I am less them him, you know the fully armored Dragonborn with an enchanted armor set, compared to an measly Nord in an steel armor.

[@tuazulyrojoeljean]

@@r.blakehole932 Yeah, same here. Every time I want to make a run with the dark brotherhood and Astrid shows up all mischievous and trying to lead me to blindly kill some one I didn't known before, just after she had kidnapping me, my reaction is always: Yeah? and what about i kill you instead? and seconds later i'm all: Well, I guess no dark brotherhood this time neither.

[@demandred1957]

@@tuazulyrojoeljean exactly, I shot her in the face with a legendary ebony bow because I was so pissed at the Assassins they kept sending at me early in the game.

[@Zaron_Gaming]

I killed her in the shake. Not a fan of being abducted. I did load again when I realized I wanted to do the dark brother quests but it was fun to kill her a true challenge

[@fusrodahdaily9664]

_Nazeem...never spare Nazeem._ *FUS RO DAH!*

[@katsu6934]

FUS RO DAH! - Daily no the storm call

[@afinoxi]

6:05 " *_hard to swallow deaths_* " Oh that's certainly gonna be a quote from now on

[@nopegaming2117]

“Do you visit the cloud districts often,”~Nazeem

[@x0gucx]

9:15 The cat proudly exclaims that he is a defiler of daughters when you ask him who he is. The nagging mother and the frightful mercenary aren't that bad.

[@Howardax]

The mother is awful, Vasha the cat is obviously worse (being a seasoned bastard) but I always kill them both even if Astrid herself lies dead. The merc seems genuinely remorseful and I can't help but pity him, especially when he starts getting his courage back upon being released and still thanks you for your efforts. But the mom sussing me out even after I cut her binds? Yeah nope - she gets the "Bane caving batman's skull with his fist" treatment

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

One is sorry that he went too far, one is having a big mouth, one is admitting being a criminal.

[@koreviid]

Nord dude: I'm a merc, just like pretty much everyone else in Skyrim Woman: I steal for my children and I don't really care what you think about that The cat: hi I'm a sexual predator!!! :):):):)

[@anitarecount5081]

**shows picture of Nazeem** "First, let me start off by asking you a question..." Me: "Don't you dare. Don't you f****** dare..."

[@ohnonono4730]

Confession: I’ve never killed Nazeem in any of my playthroughs

[@jacrispy3275]

Do it. DO IT NOW!!!

[@vapeyeeter6979]

I have, but it wasn't usually intentional. Just an unlucky man who got in the way of a half-god's murder spree

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

Same honestly

[@Akuma-cz4vj]

Blasphemy! Heathen! Equip that soul tear immediately!

[@landonjt7096]

*HOW DARE YOU*

[@Intr0vertical]

The title should be NPCs that are murdered to death in every playthrough no exceptions

[@MrJeff-jd1jv]

Careful, Mikael might make a diss track on you!

[@gradys6783]

Not a diss track but kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2maiGd3fM2lmas

[@MrJeff-jd1jv]

Grady S precisely.

[@elliottbarth]

Nirya: I'm sure you've made note of who's been the most helpful during your time here, Arch-Mage. Also Nirya: * LITERALLY DOES NOTHING BUT TALK SMACK ON FARALDA* (Whenever I find her next to a ledge, like the bridge to the college, I always love giving her that little fus ro push)

[@sashosimeonov6486]

Yea man this b*tch deserves far worse than a simple Fus ro push.Faralda is bae(also really useful if you play destruction mage)

[@lmungillo]

I feel like snorreid is the perfect person to level up skills on. Pickpocket, healing, sneaking, all kinds of possibilities

[@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch]

Dude... 10/10 name there. -an appreciative Slytherin.

[@lmungillo]

@@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch thanks my guy! There weren’t a lot of proud Hufflepuffs back in the day so I had options 😂😂

[@weebe_evee_geebe7027]

Sounds amazing 😂

[@Cydnaide]

I NEVER liked Aia. She's beyond rude. I take her out every play through I play. _Just a little spoonful of Mead to help the poison to go down!_

[@demandred1957]

In the most delightful way!

[@crabman3144]

Mead, mead, mead, Nords and their damn mead! What's it take to get some ale in these parts? Stupid bees and their stupid honey...

[@Cydnaide]

@@crabman3144 _She said its mine but it ain't mine! Darn who're, she won't get one septim from meh!_

[@D0NU75]

Tolfdir is a bit up there too, he is supposed to be one of the wisest mages in Winterhold but his favorite phrase is "I have no idea"

[@Scoottheboot670]

It's always important to know when you don't know something

[@shadowrose8907]

@@Scoottheboot670 As the saying goes, "a truly wise man knows that he knows nothing"

[@oliparker6256]

Aww I liked fulthiem, he's the only one there who I actually liked.

[@sheep1ewe]

He's the only one of them i even concidered saving actually...

[@sotired2245]

He was the one I manged to not kill on a dark brotherhood killing spree

[@Fargoth_Ur]

Yeah, coward or not, he's not as grating as the mother. But neither of them are as bad as the Khajiit, even if he is the most polite.

[@ryanlikestoontown]

English Ollie nah that khajiit was funny as hell I think we really connected when we found out that we had defiling daughters in common 😂😂

[@carolinewhitehouse4887]

@@ryanlikestoontown says the guy who still hasn't been defiled himself

[@Dragon359]

It's unfortunate Maven is always considered essential in the game, because she isn't to me.

[@KingZoe2264]

Tbh half the reason I watch your videos is because it looks BEAUTIFUL

[@zsasz21]

I like that you didnt go with nazeem actually. He's way to easy of an entry to put on this list. That would be like making a top 5 homes in skyrim list and putting all 3 of the hearthfire homes on it

[@adanmartinezpiano]

Such a smooth analogy

[@seanpeacock4290]

he still deserves an honorable mention.

[@zsasz21]

@@seanpeacock4290 I could definitely see an honorable mention but some of channels like to make list with ridiculously easy picks for the list. What culture has a video of "10 worst thing to happen to batman" and number 1 is his parents dying. Like yeah that's bad but you literally couldn't think of anything else bad that happened to BATMAN of all people.

[@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns]

Thought the "cloud district" thing was stupid until I installed a weed mod and sold him a joint. Now I get to the cloud district all the time.

[@aleksasaxofonista1914]

Wow, e d g y

[@chake9524]

@@aleksasaxofonista1914 you mean D A N K

[@shadowrose8907]

@@aleksasaxofonista1914 No, no, you don't get the SOPHISTICATED humor that is weed 🙄

[@jimbobbyhutchinson313]

I have the mod where I can recruit anyone as a follower. I love taking Nazeem to a certain shrine of Boethia. Good times are had by all.

[@vapeyeeter6979]

You know, there are so many people who think Cicero is annoying, I'm glad he's not on this list because I like him.

[@SirAnimosity]

Same

[@coolfrymaster]

Yeah the voice is just not fitting in skyrim to me so i hate him

[@ashotofwhiskey219]

He's easily my favorite male follower.

[@abd-qadirgilani8871]

Cicero is understandable to an extent since he's mad. He's off his mind, literally. You can't really blame him. Wish that there was a way to make him sane again. My only complaint is his voice. It doesn't fit him and, to me at least, his *voice* is what's annoying. Even Braith is better in that department.

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

I was on board with him wholeheartedly... until he stabbed Veezara. Nobody hurts Veezara.

[@KieranH612]

That last one honestly surprised me. I always kill the Khajit because he's the only one that seems genuinely irredeemable in my eyes. Maybe thats just my hyper-empathy though?

[@shadowrose8907]

I mean, yeah, the Khajiit's an admitted serial rapist; I always kill him too

[@roguegamer1173]

I just got bait and switched into Mikael. I swear to God mate I can’t do this!

[@lanepowers510]

Just a tidbit, if you never caught it. In the shack with Astrid, Vasha, the Khajit admits to being a thief as well as a murderer, and potentially even a rapist

[@jmoulden5579]

Am I the only one who kills all three prisoners with the Dark Brotherhood initiation?

[@direitosautorais7282]

nope

[@Eh-its-me]

Me, no mercy. I even try to kill Astrid then die and have to restart the quest

[@demandred1957]

@@Eh-its-me try to kill her? I usually one shot her in the face with a bow

[@bmariec88]

Always. They are all annoying lol.

[@mrsmissy2669]

Nah, almost every playthrough! Dead, dead, and dead...

[@Fargoth_Ur]

Maybe not so much obnoxious as _loathsome,_ but Maven grinds my gears far more than Nazeem or anyone on this list. It's especially galling because she's essential, and is tied to so many questlines that it's not even feasible for most mods to touch her. She kinda reminds me of Reaver from Fable 2, in that both are NPCs seemingly designed specifically to piss people off, but rendered untouchable from in-universe karma or any player that would love the opportunity to put them down.

[@ezralee4370]

If nazeem isn’t number one I’m gonna be mad Edit: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@feliciab5019]

He deserves an honorable mention lmao. Nazeem annoys just a bit everyone 🤣

[@adnanmomin4364]

Braith deserves a spot here

[@TheJinx1441]

It isn't her fault; blame her parents for being pretty neglectful of her and not showing her healthy ways to show affection.

[@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos]

It wasn't on this list because you can't kill without mods

[@landonjt7096]

*YES!*

[@coralux_7194]

TheJinx1441 this is honestly so true. she definitely is the most annoying child, but it definitely isn’t her fault. how could she know how to love other people when no one has ever showed love towards her?

[@vision-of-dog]

@@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos setessential 0

[@TommyGuns666]

Rolff is my least favorite. He goes out of his way to make trouble for the dark elves, and I was really annoyed that he was made essential.

[@kildawg]

But you can get Rolff thrown in jail by framing him for theft as part of the Thieves Guild jobs. Much better than he deserves; which is to join his brother Galmar and Ulfric Stormcloak in the Void or Sovengarde.

[@mystik_owl]

I just "setessential 0"-ed him and partied with the ebony blade.

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

Took his Essential status off, stalked him all the way to the Grey Quarter, and quietly slit his throat with a dull knife. Just taking out the trash.

[@sw-gs]

Maybe "Most idiotic lines of dialogue in Skyrim?"

[@snuggyxiii7642]

In the dark brotherhood I found the cat more annoying than the other two, then he also goes far enough to threaten the player.

[@smugglefish8171]

I understand Anton. Constantly being discriminated and being constantly being labeled as a Foresworn

[@Demonmagnos]

Farengar Secret-Fire is incredibly annoying. He constantly acts high and mighty/ talks down to you just because he's court wizard. It's like dude, you're a Nord mage. As far as your kinsmen are concerned, you're a sellout. Have a little humility.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

I killed him once and a glitch caused him to still talk to my character. so his dammed ghost haunted me!

[@NorthernSeaWitch]

I hate the fact that when I am the archmage he still tells me to go to the College of Winterhold if I have the aptitude, and I just want to slap the living crap out of him, and then summon two Dremora Lords to chop him into little pieces.

[@WhitecollarZombie]

I have theory that Farengar is actually undercover Blade. He gives Dragonstone to Delphine and Ebon Blade (last wielded by Hero of Kvatch) is in Dragonsreach, possibly brought there by Farengar when he fled Cyrodiil with rest of the remaining Blades.

[@neropowers6199]

I thought he was a breton. Too ugly to be a nord

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

I dunno, he always says something like "Gods smile to you, my friend" or something like that

[@AkaiAzul]

5. “Don’t kill him, you might get a chuckle.” 4. He sleeps literally all the time.

[@koreviid]

I'm unaliving anybody who introduces themselves as a 'defiler of daughters'. The cat is by far the worst one in that line up for that.

[@jamesR1990]

I love how you tease Nazeem and then avoid actually including him lol

[@gregtheflyingwhale]

Nazeem is a really good guy IF I SEE HIS SOUL FILLING MY SOULGEM!!!!!

[@gregtheflyingwhale]

Yeah If I use his soul for enchanting, then the item might be asking me about cloud district very often XD

[@NorseGraphic]

Pity that you can't charge much for his soul.... It's the right size for the Petty Soul Gem.

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

"Can be A bit threatening" "You don't know me? Perhaps I will have my people carve my name into your corpse as a reminder" -that same Kajit moments later

[@shadowrose8907]

Also a self-admitted serial rapist

[@kams8759]

Everything is so professional on this channel. I love everything you put out Nate. Its like an endless supply of Skooma.

[@George-wx5rt]

the imported stuff

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

That armor merchant in riften is my most hated person since I interact the most with her

[@viron6734]

Grelka. At least she's hot though.

[@LovelessPrince]

Did you know if returned to the cabin they’ll still be tied up and will say the same things? Unless you kill them they’ll stay that way forever.

[@katiewallis4788]

You asked about the Cloud District as Nazeem does, and I flinched in anger lmao

[@2000kizmo]

I don’t need Lydia to carry my burdens or get in the way of my fireballs!

[@wpmer]

The second npc saved my playthrough one time. I kept my vampirism level down because I could feed off of him without repercussions till I got a black soul gem filled.

[@KagamineRoni]

No mom I’m sorry I can’t go to school, I have a unique AI package that only allows me to sleep

[@mtgplayer4327]

0:46 Nate baiting us like this should get him a spot on the list

[@kindafatkindastrong5683]

Nate judging people for being scared while their tied up, blind folded and just heard they have a 33.3% chance of dying 😂

[@elyoceniar2697]

1. Delphine 2. Maven Black-Briar 3. Braith "What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you" 4. Jarl Balgruuf's family 5. Ulfric Stormcloak

[@TheCottonCandyQueen]

List of People that I would love to deck in Skyrim: -Nazeem -Mikael (already done that and would love to deck him again) -Maven Black-Briar -Erikur -Delphine (Can’t deck Esbur, he’s an old man, can’t and won’t) -The Radient Ramient Ladies -Astrid -Alduin (done!)

[@dmr3815]

I always hated the Dawnguard’s Orc that walks around cities and recruits the protagonist. If only you’ve seen how frustrated I got seeing that ugly fuck walking towards me to give me that quest early on into the game... I did a decent bit of running to get away from him when I had to be in a city where he was currently at. I even went as far as kill him with the console so he couldn’t talk to me for a while and I can peacefully stroll next to him in his “undead but kinda dead” state as he was laying down on the ground and slowly turning toward me on his knees :D I remember I got the High King mod this one time and told him that he won’t be essential from now on before replying to him as he started talking to me about looking for people to kill vampires with, and I’ve never heard from him again :) ... until a guard in Windhelm mentioned the “vampire hunters” -.-

[@ZyliceLiddell]

😆👌

[@vegetin01]

Maven for sure, but she’s infuriatingly marked essential.

[@Magnast4r]

Totally unrelated, but I really like Veezara from the Dark Brotherhood as a character. Such a friendly assassin (as long as you’re a member of the DB)

[@JurgenBlitz]

Jaree-Ra should have been on the list. Every damn time I entered Solitude I'd hear his sandpaper voice. He can't be killed until his quest is completed, but there is no option to get the guards to imprison him (good one there, Bethesda). I have resorted to use console commands to delete him from existance in every playthrough.

[@sashosimeonov6486]

5.Braith 4.Arnbjorn 3.Erikur 2.Erikur's sister 1.Nazeem ofc

[@FioreLiberi]

I may not be able to kill maven blackbriar, but that’s never stopped me from catching a domestic every time I go to riften,

[@-boiker-5023]

Hey, just something cool, in honeystrand cave, in the back, under the light, there's a skeleton trapped in the ground, in a position similar to Han Solo, in carbonite. Just thought i should mention it.

[@AzaelRulz]

Although I do try to avoid killing khajiit whenever I can due to the unfair stereotypes of their race, Vasha is always my immediate choice in the cabin as he specifically says he's a "Defiler of daughters" no matter how polite he is, that's inexcusable. He's confidently telling us without shame that he's a....well, i think you know what it means.

[@Hengebobs]

There's a mod called something like "hammer time" that let's you loot giant clubs and disenchant the "super fly" effect. I use it on nazeem every time he mouths off.

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

I like when at 0:25 says "quite irritating" pass the image to the could district XD

[@Nightshade17655]

Dude why isn't Nazeem in this list. Everyone has killed Nazeem at least 12 times.

[@mutegrab666]

Never killed him once.

[@Caerulean]

I actually never kill civilians xD ... intentionally.

[@kingdavey90]

Nope, never killed Nazeem.

[@ahamsandwich5528]

@@kingdavey90 you have much to learn

[@chriswalker5061]

Nope

[@bryantorres6629]

•Sees the name of the title • Me inhaling through my nose: Nazeem

[@TroubleQuakers]

The lady that has the clothing store in Solitude. Such a rude character...

[@shannonmcglinchey3014]

Oh yeah I agree! She is really rude and so snobby.

[@InsaneAwesomeTony]

The female smith in Whiterun. Most players probably get their first house there and uses it for their base. A smith is conveniently next door so you can sell loot and craft weapons and armor. So you will hear her dialogue too many times and it will drive you crazy.

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

In the abandoned shack, I find the Khajiit much more irritating. Though the most irritating person in the entire shack is the one I killed. The one who KIDNAPPED ME IN MY SLEEP and dared order me to kill someone for no reason on her behalf.

[@isaknordlund]

I mean you DID steal their contract

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

@@isaknordlund last I checked I was the one aventus actually asked to do the job

[@isaknordlund]

@@VeraTheTabbynx he asked you cause he thought you were from the DB, he was asking for them

[@guano7173]

Honestly, the most irritating NPC for me has got to be Eorlund Greymane, Since his one response is to asking him, "What have you got for sale", is always, "GOD'S BE PRAISED!"

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

*Jaree-Ra* should absolutely be on the list.

[@mai-8-torch]

i was doing the companions questline. one of the odd jobs i was given was to rescue someone from a cave near Riften. decided not to continue with it and try out some of the other quests i had saved up. i do hope Nazeem doesn't mind

[@andreascollet9644]

Really? I always spare Fultheim, the rest of them are so rude .

[@arshawitoelar7675]

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."

[@gregtheflyingwhale]

Its all the high Elfs from dominion, isn't it?

[@TheTeutonicPlague]

The children: No I don’t want to fucking play tag with you.

[@tonyhou9246]

Delphine: Am I a joke to you?

[@matthewglover904]

“Do you get to the cloud district very often,oh what am I saying of course you don’t”.

[@Brandonpaniagua1]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

I've got a serious confession to make: I...kinda like Nazeem. Or at least, I hate him a lot less than most people. He's annoying, sure, but he doesn't do anything bad. He's a pretty decent guy. Also, he'll warm up to the Dragonborn after a while and say nice things about them every once in a while.

[@kawaiikun743]

1. Nazeem 2. Heimskr 3. Maven 4. Braith 5. Literally ANY guard

[@niallheaton2724]

Not heimskr he’s a true nord

[@lovelycrimeboy8368]

I love the way you hinted at Nazeem in the very beginning!

[@Alex-in6be]

Nazeem was in the Cloud district, that’s why he wasn’t seen in this video duh

[@ZyliceLiddell]

😉 😶‍🌫️

[@phantomhurricane666]

what about Olfred and Idolaf Battle-Born? if anyone deserves to be murdered to death, they do. during the siege of whiterun, they probably legged it instead of fighting.

[@MrKroogur]

Maul Dirge Vekel the "man"

[@twixslayer7161]

Nazeem: "Do you come to the cloud very often" Me: *Presses F5 with malicious intent*

[@lionpick7913]

so basicly anton is skyrims gordon ramsay

[@acecabbage7218]

Lion Pick UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@wispykhajit6936]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUSE!

[@mjhopkins76]

I killed Nazeem twice. He respawned, so I lured him into my house and killed him again. The second time, I was arrested. Upon returning home, his body was still there. So, I stripped it, and kept it as a trophy for a while. If I could have, I would have flayed him and made leather armour out of his skin. Yes, that is how annoying that arrogant SOB is. I am a peaceful man, IRL.

[@WolfWalrus]

Brynjolf really bothers me. I hate the assumptions he makes about your character and just the way he talks. I hate that Delphine sends you to him but to get the information from him, there's no "I don't want to be a part of your stupid gang, just tell me about Esbern," dialogue option and you have to go along with his ridiculous plot. And I hate that there's no way to undermine or disband the thieves' guild at all, like there is with the Dark Brotherhood. I hate the first trip to Riften on every playthrough just because of Brynjolf.

[@abd-qadirgilani8871]

There should've been the option to abandon and destroy/disband EVERY joinable faction in the game. For the Dark brotherhood, that's already an option. For the Civil War, you still have the ability to abandon whichever side you chose first and side with the others. The Companions, Thieves Guild and College of Winterhold? Nada. I can't believe no one has made any mod for that yet. I mean, its technically impossible to disband the Companion themselves, but at least replace the current members (not that I have any issues, Aela, Vilkas & Farkas are my favorites). You could side with the Silver Hand and blow the Companions' cover. You could breach the College, force them to close. You could rub it all in Maven's face and nuke the Thieves. Why there isn't an option for any of this? Ugh.

[@Canuovea]

I do remember a mod that stops the whole Thieves Guild thing from being necessary. I used it myself, I have little tolerance for them.

[@Athrilo]

About Fultheim: First, I don’t think we can blame him for attacking people in their sleep when we’re litterally doing the Dark Brotherhood questline; Also, he is not disrespectful, he’s just scared and actually pretty cooperative The women of 6 kids litterally insults you and is being very disrespectful The Kajiit says he is going to get you killed and that he R*PES LITTLE GIRLS Not a hard choice for me

[@PaperBanjo64]

I just take all 3 down, one's a predator, one's a Karen...besides Astrid lets us do it!

[@rissaandjad7858]

I love your videos I'm playing threw Skyrim again and I'm trying all your tips and finding special dialogue keep it up

[@jimbobbyhutchinson313]

I killed Mikael once in a play through, Ysolda wouldn’t talk to me after. Apparently she has the hots for him.

[@simonkat2792]

5. Nazeem 4. Nazeem 3. Nazeem 2. Nazeem 1. Nazeem

[@johngrant4470]

Cicero. I make him unessential and he never survives that first meeting. As far as Nazeem goes, I make him essential, make him highly aggro and change his faction so he spends the whole game bleeding out and crawling around Whiterun as the citizens and guards pound him senseless.

[@captd33zbluntz5]

I wonder if snorried is a reference to Snorlax??? O.o

[@naji_aka_Tracey]

Barlgruuf's two kids Dagny (?) and Nelkir (?) Farangar. Maven. Lydia, Erikur, Nazeem. Layla's oldest son. The guards. Damn, I'm sure there are others as annoying.