I love when the absence of episode transitions create new burns: "Well, that was an anti-climax. No, this is an anti-climax ... The Witness is a new game by Jonathan Blow."
@blackchibisan81163 жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair to Yahtz, he would never put in an intro if leaving it out can give an extra kick to the bullocks of a game that wasted his time and precious few brain cells that have survived the drinking.
@blackchibisan81163 жыл бұрын
@@Morgoth052 Can’t tell if faking being super drunk, actually was super drunk, or if German which really doesn’t put the first two as impossible
@samburns74633 жыл бұрын
@@blackchibisan8116 rrgr f fcrcryfrvdfrrc fro
@blackchibisan81163 жыл бұрын
@@samburns7463 So, how is that four month marathon drinking binge going? Did you drink enough to forget last of us 2 yet? Or maybe drank enough to make it good?
@Tortue-et-Fitness2 жыл бұрын
@@blackchibisan8116 isn't forgetting it in a drunken stupor the only way to enjoy it?
@TempestRave4 жыл бұрын
"CD Projekt Red, Hope the reattachment surgery goes well." Narrator: "It didn't."
@jesuschrist96773 жыл бұрын
I always missed the joke for that one
@BurntFrost3 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschrist9677 They worked their bollocks off making Witcher 3 so good, and thus needed surgery to reattach their bollocks.
@aetherofthenorth97003 жыл бұрын
@@BurntFrost And apparently, they glued it to their ear instead
@thenut52493 жыл бұрын
Ahh, foreshadowing for CBP2077.
@madmorgo62332 жыл бұрын
I heard this as I was reading it 😳😎👍 nice
@takuansoho58365 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, here I go summarizing again ! 00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015 00:07:12 Devils Third 00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam 00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles 00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X 00:28:06 The Witness 00:30:47 Bombshell 00:33:34 Gravity Rush 00:38:32 X-COM 2 00:43:38 Firewatch Vs Layers of Fear 00:48:51 Far Cry Primal 00:53:55 Stardew Valley 00:56:30 Superhot (extra pissed off Yahtzee at 58:16 :O !) 00:59:09 The Division 01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary 01:08:53 République 01:13:42 Shadow Warrior 01:18:22 Quantum Break 01:23:17 Dark Souls 3 01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank 01:33:03 Starfox Zero 01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door 01:42:33 Uncharted 4 01:47:23 Doom 01:52:22 Homefront : The Revolution 01:57:32 Battleborn & Overwatch 02:02:50 Mirror's Edge Catalyst 02:07:46 E3 2016 02:13:07 Mighty N°9 02:18:19 Inside 02:21:13 Shadow of the Beast 02:23:25 Technomancer 02:28:34 Furi 02:31:10 Song of the Deep 02:33:40 I am Setsuna 02:38:40 Head Lander 02:41:06 Quadrilateral Cowboy 02:43:27 Quake 1 02:48:42 No Man's Sky 02:54:00 Grow Up 02:58:49 Deus Ex Mankind Divided 03:03:54 Metroid Federation Force 03:08:33 Curious Expedition 03:11:40 Mother Russia bleeds 03:13:37 Recore 03:18:36 Capcom Five (♫ let's all laugh of an industry that never learn anything tee hee hee ♫) 03:23:47 Clustertruck 03:26:40 Lichtspeer 03:28:36 Paper Mario Color Splash 03:33:44 Gears of War 4 03:38:35 PlayStation VR 03:43:43 Battlefield 1 03:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2 03:53:49 Dishonored 2 03:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2 04:03:33 Final Fantasy XV 04:08:30 The Last Guardian Ended with the help of @Ezekiel Martin o7 *May your framerates be high and your temperatures low* ಠ_ರೃ
@theatomiclemon15 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely insane, but in a good way. Thank you for your service.
@Violaphobia5 жыл бұрын
May your nob be ever slobbed
@ezekielmartin43235 жыл бұрын
Finished! Feel free to plagiarize. 3:33:44 Gears of War 4 3:38:35 PlayStation VR 3:43:43 Battlefield 1 3:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2 3:53:49 Dishonored 2 3:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2 4:03:33 Final Fantasy XV 4:08:30 The Last Guardian
@takuansoho58365 жыл бұрын
@@ezekielmartin4323 Thanks, this one was longer to finish than the previous one ! :P
@lapis33454 жыл бұрын
Firewatch not firewall... also thank you for your service soldier
@JH-ex4sg5 жыл бұрын
“Come join me now ye gentles all, and crouch behind yond chest high wall” -Shakespeare
@SnowyK4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite Yahtzee lines
@zshinra35044 жыл бұрын
“...in Swindon” Gets me every time
@sjcommander91273 жыл бұрын
The utter disgust with which "Swindon" is said just does it for me.
@zshinra35043 жыл бұрын
@@sjcommander9127 Swindon is my hometown, so I get it lol
@qdllc3 жыл бұрын
@@zshinra3504 - What’s it like? I’ve never been there.
@zshinra35043 жыл бұрын
@@qdllc it ain’t bad tbf just sandwiched between London and Bristol so nothing really ‘going on’
@lostuser10945 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside four and a half hours of good “content” a year is a mammoth task. Thanks for the most consistently enjoyable game reviews on KZbin!
@shadowsketch9265 жыл бұрын
@@jimemmonstein847 or ea, or ubisoft for that matter, seriously, yahtzee isnt joking when every sandbox checkpoint game can be classified as "the ubisoft game"
@RoseTheCat994 жыл бұрын
I keep reading this as mammoth tusk cause I've been playing too much skyrim
@PokeMaster222224 жыл бұрын
@@shadowsketch926 That also applies to Breath of the Wild, in my experience; a bland, empty open-world with hundreds of repetitive shrines and Korok seeds sprinkled throughout randomly, and no warning that overpowered horse-riding enemies will be hiding on that plain, ready to kill you several times. In fact, it's _worse_ than Assassin's Creed Origins and other "Ubisoft games", in that BotW also forces in limited stamina and weapon and shield fragility, to add further rage-inducing limitations. While I managed to play Assassin's Creed Origins and Odyssey , and Just Cause 3 and Watch_Dogs, for several days each before getting bored, I could only play Breath of the Wild for a handful of hours before its incredibly dull design and blatantly NOT "Legend of Zelda" nature made me drop it. Also, unlike those previous four games, I bought Breath of the Wild preowned, so none of my money went to Nintendo for such a bland product wearing the skin of a much better series (which, personally, I count as false bloody advertising).
@PokeMaster222224 жыл бұрын
@@astrangehero Except that the first Zelda didn't have survival mechanics, like equipment fragility and stamina (both of which are extremely arbitrary limitations placed on the player, and not on enemies). Indeed, no Zelda game - aside from Skyward Sword - had these restrictions. These limitations make the game feel significantly different to the rest of the series, and for all the wrong reasons. Sure, Breath of the Wild tries to emulate Zelda 1's sense of adventure, but these mechanics ruin any kind of immersion. Personally, I prefer the "adventure" found in Twilight Princess, The Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, Link's Awakening, and A Link Between Worlds; closed-worlds with memorable, distinct locations, snappy combat, and practically zero artificial limitations placed on the player. This "adventure" has a...flavour, I guess, that's not present in Breath of the Wild, which is also far too open, far too big and empty, for its own good.
@Leibide2 жыл бұрын
@@PokeMaster22222 horseback enemies arent an issue your just bad
@emerald78533 жыл бұрын
I love how vindictively he said “in Swindon”
@lionguardant54683 жыл бұрын
If you’ve ever been to Swindon, you’d understand
@cheknauss98673 жыл бұрын
@@lionguardant5468 Why, do they Swindle...don... you out of your money ..................?
@yourmomsjorts3 жыл бұрын
@@cheknauss9867 Don is a man who should not be granted financial independence and we, the people of Swindon- the Swindonese if you will- will exploit that fact until the Swindon Government pries the Nigerian Prince out of my claw-hands.
@fauxgodling2 жыл бұрын
at least its not Milton Keynes
@raina83342 жыл бұрын
*Swindon*
@Lady_Kitsune093 жыл бұрын
I love when Yahtzee does things like subtly reference The Count of Monte Cristo just to remind us that he's actually a well-educated foul-mouthed shouty-man on the internet.
@elementalmagic2133 жыл бұрын
Didn't he drop out of high school?
@Lady_Kitsune093 жыл бұрын
@@elementalmagic213 I haven't a clue. However, one needn't attend university to be well-educated. ^_^
@bhaveshramdaursingh43253 жыл бұрын
@@Lady_Kitsune09 he did drop out of high school
@Lady_Kitsune093 жыл бұрын
@@bhaveshramdaursingh4325 Thank you for letting me know. ^_^
@be123 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@stryder84602 жыл бұрын
I always lost it on the "Undertale is a good game...." cut to credits 🤣🤣🤣
@Mobius1AC2 жыл бұрын
In XCom2, the whole "PC Hissy" bit has forever engrained itself in my playthroughs, lol
@adamgreenhaus46915 жыл бұрын
I'm going to create a review channel called "Only Punctuation." It will be very quiet.
@alldayagain5 жыл бұрын
Or game reviewing only using charades
@onhold17065 жыл бұрын
It'll just be recordings of yourself making faces in the mirror. Surprised look to represent an exclamation point, puzzled to represent a question mark, etc.
@corwin325 жыл бұрын
Adam Greenhaus It can open with some acoustic folk music
@scottm96054 жыл бұрын
Victor Borgia had that gag
@adamgreenhaus46914 жыл бұрын
@@scottm9605 Victor Borge might just be my favorite.
@gatosardinaful5 жыл бұрын
"hey this has been going on for a while, how much longer is it" "oh i see, just 4 hours more to go"
@Bunster4 жыл бұрын
you said that after 13min?
@gatosardinaful4 жыл бұрын
well, I was doing something else and just put in on play as background, then I realized it had been going on for too long
@ladyellen79933 жыл бұрын
What’s that, Yahtzee? Time to binge all your compilations again and have your voice narrate my like for the rest of the week? Well, if you insist!
@amypatterson59802 жыл бұрын
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@aideng-0.0332 жыл бұрын
Been there done that.
@Ward17065 жыл бұрын
_Intro_ "Undertale is a good game..." _Outro_
@dragonfire420blazin85 жыл бұрын
Etc. Etc.
@thatonenerdonline91835 жыл бұрын
It was the greatest review all year
@alexandrehenrique72034 жыл бұрын
if you add or remove anything from it, there will be riots in the streets, from the haters of undertale, to the lovers, and to the extremists of both sides
@curseofthetowers84893 жыл бұрын
Y
@johnwrath36123 жыл бұрын
8:10 Yahtzee unknowingly predicts a major visual and story motif of death stranding. He read the first line of the wiki on cetacean stranding events, then decided to replace whales with ink ghosts and time rain and other such nonsense.
@joeyparkhill8751 Жыл бұрын
You're RIGHT! Yahtzee is a friggin' prophet!
@bigbunn_4 жыл бұрын
I can literally watch these over and over again it's crazy😂
@christophemolhant28913 жыл бұрын
It's great background noise.
@scumbagslacker3 жыл бұрын
Start playing Factorio. Put on a year of Yatzee. "Why is it starting another year? And the sun is coming up!"
@kahotic_reaper3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@bigbunn_3 жыл бұрын
@@scumbagslacker I've been playing the demo of factorio and enjoying but I just haven't pulled the plug and bought it. Should I?
@scumbagslacker3 жыл бұрын
@@bigbunn_ its continually satisfying and I would highly recommend it. Bit it has pulled in all my spare time like a black hole
@laurenbastin88495 жыл бұрын
Ahh... another “every zero punctuation” video, time for me to set up another afternoon of putting off responsibilities and shutting out the outside world whilst drowning myself in the golden glow of nostalgia
@ashleylawrence21104 жыл бұрын
Yes, you're very interesting and unique. Now please please fuck off forever
@ashleylawrence21104 жыл бұрын
It makes me so angry that people as pitifully stupid as you are even exists
@thecrunchyleaves4 жыл бұрын
@@ashleylawrence2110 Jeez, did that guy piss in your cereal or something? Also, isn't it slightly more pathetic to take time out of your day only to educate someone on how pathetic they are? Just let him make a harmless joke. And to quote a well reknown genius: "It makes me so angry that people as pitifully stupid as you are even exists."
@heartache57423 жыл бұрын
nostalgia for 2016? was covid that bad
@brumby925 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee's batman figure is one of the funniest characters he's made.
@michaell80005 жыл бұрын
so is the assassin one.
@jib67604 жыл бұрын
@@michaell8000 "Morning officer." "Fuck off white boy."
@noxlumina83033 жыл бұрын
How did the Mario Paper jam not have a single scissoring joke in it
@TheWaMaster24 күн бұрын
I mean... he DID mention lesbians... twice
@ryanschramm81473 жыл бұрын
"disproportionately demand novelty" finally, the big irk I have with reviewers put into words
@donovanulrich3483 жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing people know I write these things weeks in advance Cuz people would flock to the forums and claim I ripped off the idea, And make complete F””king fools of themselves 😂😂👍🏻
@KamenriderCrusher2 жыл бұрын
The immense hatred he has for the ogre is really funny
@DTfan433 жыл бұрын
With all the Millennial jokes Yahzee makes it seriously makes me wonder if he realizes that he IS a Millennial; then i slap myself with the reminder that he's a satirical video game critic, of course he knows.
@atotheceetothegee3 жыл бұрын
It’s remarkable how compilations can be, in some ways, more than the sum of their parts. For instance, Zero Punctuation compilations are proving far more likely than their individual components to make me think “the fuck does ‘gormless’ mean?” For anyone who doesn’t know, and who somehow reads my comment before googling it themselves, it’s just some gormless British word for “stupid, dull, or clumsy”. So if you ever want to compliment someone, I guess call them “gormful” and see how they react.
@AveDominusNox235 жыл бұрын
I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.
@Ward17065 жыл бұрын
P B I mean, it's not like Escapist is going to claim this child friendly anyway...
@laurenbastin88495 жыл бұрын
Though you have to wonder that if the video is going to be demonetised anyway, then why remove it?
@SingeScorcher5 жыл бұрын
could be for the same reason the definitive edition of the DMC reboot removed the villian line that was something about making the world his bitch. That is, either Yahtzee or an editor felt the jokes didn't work so well in hindsight or just weren't so good upon reflection.
@brancor6184 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of people saying that battleborn was a rip-off of overwatch when battleborn was originally announced 2 years earlier than overwatch
@nickg1314 жыл бұрын
Like how when a few Samsung phones had battery explosion problems, and even though far more iPhones of the same generation blew up, Samsung got the media coverage so got the blame. The media coverage determines the reaction, not reality.
@lankymikstanky5 жыл бұрын
Ever thought of releasing these as a podcast? I sit and listen to it while I'm at work without watching. Would be nice, is all
@Changetheling4 жыл бұрын
I turned them into a podcast by playing the video while working. Alternatively you can download them as mp3 files to listen to them in your device of choice. MAGIC.
@augustvalek5 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to put together my first rig in 15 years and this video is a blessing so I don't die from a heart attack because I am basically improvising here
@ShroudedWolf515 жыл бұрын
Not sure why you need to improvise on your first rig. Building guides are widely available.
@genericbandit63335 жыл бұрын
Hope it went well and you only had a couple of heart attacks
@grayaj235 жыл бұрын
> they do not so much "fly" as "plummet" And you make fun of Monty Python fans?
@Barholtworld4 жыл бұрын
In fairness he makes fun of everyone. Yahtzee very much has the south park borders of who to make fun of. That is no borders at all
@Busted_Drones5 жыл бұрын
Woooo another few hours of bedtime stories
@The2econd3vil3xes5 жыл бұрын
So the only censoring I noticed this time was that they cut the _entirety_ of the Mafia 3 review.
@TheCorrodedMan5 жыл бұрын
That censorship might just cost them Yahtzee’s loyalty if they aren’t careful.
@lillywho5 жыл бұрын
What are they trying to censor, specifically?
@SorowFame5 жыл бұрын
Lilly Who I think the review has a recurring joke based around race. They probably removed it because it might get them demonetised.
@andreweike34265 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame Nope its just one line in particular n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep All racial slurs Still hilarious how he said it tho
@directorredacted84085 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame This weirds me out though they are going to be demonetized anyway for all the jokes left in so I really doubt the censorship is for demonetization, that said I don't know what else it could be for.
@shinrakishitani10793 жыл бұрын
"what influenza was to the 1920s" oh, we were so gloriously unknowing back then
@samleheny14293 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough he DOES go to robot prison in the DLC.
@Vanillastump3 жыл бұрын
TFW, Yahtzee mentions coming off of a bad acid trip as you watch some ZP to come off a bad acid trip.
@narf10705 жыл бұрын
These videos provide me much enjoyment while driving to class.
@maxvitor70235 жыл бұрын
Finally something good for my birthday
@Ile333 Жыл бұрын
I love how I accidentally put the playing speed on 1.5x and it took a whole review for me to notice.
@2Scribble9 ай бұрын
Also fun to set on 0.5 - sounds like he's on drugs 😆
@ursinecanine96575 жыл бұрын
Do you think the CIA use these for reprogramming?
@amdmamdhg96305 жыл бұрын
No...
@SorowFame5 жыл бұрын
amdm amdhg that's exactly what a CIA agent would say if they are using these for brainwashing!
@amdmamdhg96305 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame no...
@zacharypegg7904 жыл бұрын
@@amdmamdhg9630 no...
@Shadethewolfy4 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame how would one even use these for brainwashing, anyway?
@unr3markabl3933 жыл бұрын
i remember fighting the snowtribe chieftain in primal and after an hour of kiting him around the arena and 500 spears later he died and i deleted the game from my harddrive and threw the hardcopie in the trash
@Vanillastump2 жыл бұрын
At that point take it to gamestop. Sure you'll get 40 cents, a button and some pocket lint, or like a buck-50 in store credit, but throwing it away is only you losing money.
@DinsRune4 жыл бұрын
3:14:29 Man, Yahtzee really chose a bad time to come to the states.
@sloeginandsleep11702 жыл бұрын
“Like trying to serve dessert after the main course consisted of fillet of asbestos in dog shit”……. Literally made me spray my coffee across my desk. Glorious 😂
@jackcrook19043 жыл бұрын
This is the erstwhile best year of ZP and I think it's purely in his delivery. I am an idiot so I can't explain why but there's something about the energy and his choice of when to pause that makes every episode of this so funny.
@armybirds3 жыл бұрын
comedic timing, funny man
@hair895 жыл бұрын
A wolf's head on butterfly wings. I love it
@bickbick9172 Жыл бұрын
Rip ZP
@filipjecz5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who plays a little game called "Guess that ZP!" where I skip randomly through the video trying to guess the game Yahtzee is talking about? No? Just me? Okay... I'll go to my nerd corner.
@magnustherad15165 жыл бұрын
Inb4 “last time I was this early I was disappointing a lady” joke
@azzzanadra5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the lady disappointed me
@hannahkellaway5 жыл бұрын
Last time I disappointed a lady I was early
@azzzanadra5 жыл бұрын
@@hannahkellaway how do you disappoint someone by being early? What is this? The mirror dimension?
@hannahkellaway5 жыл бұрын
@@azzzanadra she wasn't amused by my commenting "First"
@azzzanadra5 жыл бұрын
@@hannahkellaway commenting "first" is so 2007. you need to point out the fact that it is such an outdated concept to trick people into believing that you did something different, and i can assure that money and sausages will be thrown at you with such force that all the strippers of las vegas will feel jealous of you.
@paganeyes42454 жыл бұрын
I think I go through years 2013-2019 almost too much, but it’s just good background noise
@anarmy0fbees5694 жыл бұрын
Dude ive listened to 2016 3 times in the last week, helps work go faster thats for sure.
@SuccubiPie5 жыл бұрын
So is someone crazy enough to make a list of all the cut jokes for demonetization?
@benhemsworth85555 жыл бұрын
Succubi Pie I’m kinda annoyed that the cutting is a thing tbh
@kylejscheffler5 жыл бұрын
@@benhemsworth8555 all the old videos are still up on KZbin, as well as the escapist site. Blame KZbin, not Escapist. I'm angry too, but it makes sense that they want to, you know, make money
@pnakek5 жыл бұрын
@@kylejscheffler yeah, because fuck artistic integrity, amirite? gotta make that sweet sweet cash
@typhoonzebra5 жыл бұрын
@@pnakek Well the only thing worse than someone who throws out artistic integrity to eat is the company that makes people give up artistic integrity to eat.
@SavingSergeantLiam5 жыл бұрын
@@typhoonzebra KZbin is not a public service, it is a company that wants to turn a profit. "Artistic ingegrity" is a blurred line and could easily land them in shit with advertisers.
@ProjectXa3-1 Жыл бұрын
You know, having played it a good long while ago and thought about it off and on since, I've actually thought of something that takes care of the whole "stealth" issue with XCOM 2, the starting stealthed after getting fucking rocket-dropshipped in 200 yards away from the buggers in a dense urban area, the timed missions counting down before the aliens know your squad is even there: see, it works PERFECTLY if you assume that ~the rest~ of XCOM's ostensible network of volunteers and sympathizers just did something VERY loud and VERY alarming RIGHT before the ship showed up to distract from your insertion. They don't know you're here because they're distracted by something outside the play area having just exploded, and they set the demo charges for the same reason: they don't know _you_ are here, but *something's* up and they know that whatever it is, it's probably there for their important cargo. The problem with the timer negating the benefits of stealth is still an issue though.
@alldayagain5 жыл бұрын
I think he should do a Top and Bottom 5 for the decade at some point. Maybe when the 2020 Drought hits.
@danielc40715 жыл бұрын
alldayagain, that would be really cool.
@domh42014 жыл бұрын
52:25 Yahtz basically predicted Far Cry 5
@clavius81824 жыл бұрын
"Captain Pike Wheelchair". i actually lost my shit.
@mndlessdrwer Жыл бұрын
It's always funny to me how Yahtzee delicately treads around Undertale, both because he actually respects it as a game, but also because the thought of actually pissing off the fandom absolutely terrifies him.
@davidmichaelescobedopachec7945 жыл бұрын
Christmas has come early indeed. Joy to the world, that Yahtzee is real!
@everyonesafeminist5 жыл бұрын
came for unbridled rage and stayed for julian bashir.
@theangryholmesian45562 жыл бұрын
Thats what Garak said.
@CrimsonFuqr Жыл бұрын
I don't remember how many times I have rewatched each megaseries. On the one hand, I find them to have more replayability than many games. On the other hand, it might be my alcohol addled memory.
@AlexanderDraconis5 жыл бұрын
28:09.5 just cracks me up, I dunno why
@42Mrgreenman Жыл бұрын
"You promise to buy them a puppy, then they come down to find a load of Korean take-out containers around the tree." Ouch...that may be one of the harshest burns I've ever heard...especially since we know now how much Yahtzee has recently fallen in love with Toffee...Bwahahahaha...But seriously, they're so damn cute. I had an all black Pomeranian-chi mix named Dante (After the original Dante, Alighieri) and you just can't help but love them...
@reedmckinney87495 жыл бұрын
With content like this, Moviebobs days would seem to be numbered. Soon enough this will be the Yahtzee channel
@Cobalt360Degrees5 жыл бұрын
It was, for a while at least. Then they brought Bob back for some reason.
@truemind10185 жыл бұрын
39:26 *DoW imperial guard theme starts playing*
@FourSevenTwenty5 жыл бұрын
"No Punctuations" "Ads tho"
@brumby925 жыл бұрын
Ahh youtube premium.
@Jesse__H5 жыл бұрын
@@brumby92 🤜🤛
@AetherHuntrax30365 жыл бұрын
...Adblock? It's nearly 2020, dude.
@ShroudedWolf515 жыл бұрын
@@AetherHuntrax3036 Not all of is want the people that make the stuff we enjoy to starve.
@ignorepls5 жыл бұрын
@@ShroudedWolf51 yes but at the same time youtube is doing that anyway as well as the ftc sooooooo it doesn't really mean much anymore
@averagejoe51453 жыл бұрын
I'd forgotten what he'd said about debating people on the internet. Personally, I've found that trying to debate someone on the internet is more like trying to bust open a brick wall with your head. Not the fun, metaphorical walls like in Soulslikes & other hard games either. I'm talking about ACTUAL brick walls IRL!
@IraJavier5 жыл бұрын
This video wasn't long enough. Need more.
@winston61753 жыл бұрын
sittin here wishing Yahtzee would lambast movies like he does games haha
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
"Menstrunoids" *must* be a monster name in a video game. Please, games industry, do us a solid !
@CorporealHunter4 жыл бұрын
The Salt and Sanctuary review had Yahtzee want to call a game with a banana on its head, "that game with a banana on its head" couple years later, My Friend Pedro came out, a game with a banana on its head. Probably a Yahtzee fan.
@eviekujak83935 жыл бұрын
The bravest thing I've done this year is watching this video at 2x speed
@finnsweeney4065 жыл бұрын
There's more copies of blue alive atonment in my game collection then there are ads in this video
@ThePadsta1085 жыл бұрын
Well I know what I'm doing for the next 4-and-a-quarter hours.
@nickgastronomos12112 жыл бұрын
At 17:43 is she a voice actor for Syndicate?
@Zman90425 жыл бұрын
28:07 unintentional insult to The Witness
@autorobo10002 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the PS5, and Xbox Series X's huge performance upgrades compared to PS4, and the Xbox 1 are a result of Yahtzee's unrelenting criticism of the consoles...
@kadenbaio9758 Жыл бұрын
Yatzee complaining about motion controls in vr games is amazing considering what we have now
@kamikazemelon7872 жыл бұрын
I spotted a Homestar Runner reference in the Battleborn*e* vs Overwatch review! My wasted childhood is valid
@liemsolow36974 жыл бұрын
1:33:52 That joke did not age well
@damien41975 жыл бұрын
2:11:43 Well, that didn't age well.
@ezekielmartin43235 жыл бұрын
I have _never_ been able to tell what he's saying at 3:18:30. "Recore is vet refloored?"
@benjaminpoulson97075 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel Martin recore is very flawed
@ezekielmartin43235 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminpoulson9707 Ahh, you may be right!
@nickg1313 жыл бұрын
I had a friend from Bristol, England come visit me in Huntsville, Alabama. It was hilarious watching wait staff have to ask her three or four times what she had ordered because of the accent disparity. Rural british versus rural american haha
@zoekaulbach78944 жыл бұрын
3:31:58 he wasn’t all wrong It’s just not the king lol 😂😂
@bonjoviwankenobi85334 жыл бұрын
3:48:39 I've found a train. This is nessesary information to know.
@bensell9825 жыл бұрын
"Undertale is a good game" overrated but still good
@spacewizardpip11115 жыл бұрын
Ben Sell When an Indie game is good the fans will act like such a thing as never existed ignorant to any games that may have inspired it.
@panicsquad30234 жыл бұрын
@Corey Stokely aren't you acting grumpy because someone doesn't like it as much as you?
@RoughRoman5 жыл бұрын
Finally a good use of my time
@azureskeith18565 жыл бұрын
My daily dose of ZP is here
@richardpaxford5792 Жыл бұрын
"In Swindon!" 😅
@stevencowie71514 жыл бұрын
"Blimey, that was petty". A little wee came out at that. HAIL!!!!!
@ironwolf58023 жыл бұрын
If only DC waited longer to make Suicide Squad again without anything different about the title. So confusing trying to talk about it. If anything they could call it 2nd shot or something.
@RoseTheCat994 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much storage these use up
@th181675 жыл бұрын
remember to let the ad play and click on the ad so the company gets charged.
@ReiHinoSenshi4 жыл бұрын
39:04 when he says what you was gona write about in the comments
@SR_illustrations5 жыл бұрын
2:11:42 oh if past Yahtzee only knew of what was to come in the future!
@KingVasuki4 жыл бұрын
2:30:08 This is a new graphic, right? I've never seen his character in this pose, because I bursted out laughing.
@JayCross4544 жыл бұрын
Finally done... Ben watching this for weeks now...
@M12GProductions5 жыл бұрын
What a coincidence, I was just looking for a way to waste 4 hours of my life.
@cazador71313 жыл бұрын
Time you enjoy waisting is not time waisted.
@TDuiker5 жыл бұрын
At least i can always rely on yatzee talking bollocks, to make me fall asleep :P
@SoullessCast3 жыл бұрын
I shall join you in our joint crucifixion over liking DS2 over DS3
@bboollll6 ай бұрын
shadow warrior remake and shadow warrior 2 i find very simliar to mgs:ground zero and mgs: phantom pain. former entry being a short but sweet run of what the later one would be like. unlike original shadowwarrior i did beat the remake and had semi fun with it (original i had lots of fun with) but the follow up of sw2 ive had prob way to many hours fun with and still not beaten it even as my current main profile is at near max diff. fun mindless slaughter. tho for upper levels it req ability to plan and build your "wang" to be better. and i still dont have that nailed down after the years past.
@thatdapperfellow5 жыл бұрын
Is this the last one?
@calciumfree96265 жыл бұрын
I really love how he swears to games with- manner(?)
@KF-hf4nt Жыл бұрын
I love how out of context it is if you pause at 1:00:34
@nigelbear54095 жыл бұрын
Welp. No Mafia 3 review. the joke that did this was the racism joke neer the start for the developers to use the n-word. it was even stated "not putting it in would be even more racist"... well how ironic.
@nickg1314 жыл бұрын
Except in one of the other compilation videos he mentions how when he tried multiplayer in one of the battlefield/call of duty games, he Unmuted voice chat and immediately heard someone saying "n**ger, n**ger, n**ger " over and over again, uncensored. He says the word several times. In the review, uncensored. So nope, that isnt why.
@nigelbear54094 жыл бұрын
Yes I know about the other review, if you look they actually edited out the part where he says n**ger which helps prove my point. In my opinion its ok to say the word if he is just quoting someone or if he is not calling anyone the word, he didn't do ether in the reviews. I just don't like how obvious it is that the escapist is putting more restrictions on yatzze when you can tell in his more recent reviews he is much less passionate about ZP. I dont blame the guy, he's been doing the same thing for 13 years every week.