DARK (Zero Punctuation) GEEK WEEK

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[@Ozbrithian]

They should make a game where you can distract the enemy by shitting on the floor and sneak past him while he and the other guard are arguing about who has to clean it up.

[@drakep.5857]

In mgs5 you can have your horse shit on the floor to distract guards.

[@hazama0634]

ArmyAnts Studios TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FASCINATION WITH LEARNING MORE ABOUT HORSE SHIT!!

[@formorian5]

@@drakep.5857 I know this a very old post, but I had to look it up because I was convinced you were joking. I should have known nothing is too absurd for Hideo Kojima.

[@drakep.5857]

@@formorian5 Kojima is a SCP.

[@noizepusher7594]

@agdaghda ahdagdagha horse shit is fecal mater produced by the equus caballus or “horse”

[@EHH246]

"Are you sure I'm a vampire and not just a goth with a personal trainer?" LOL

[@appabend]

I checked it out and... yeah... Yahtzee has at least one review of every letter in the alphabet. Assassin's Creed, BioShock, Catherine, Dark Souls, EVE Online, Far Cry, God of War, Hitman Absolution, Inversion, Just Cause 2, Kane and Lynch, Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Other M, Nier, Overlord II, Psychonauts, Quantum conondrum, Resident Evil, Saints Row, Torchlight, Uncharted, Valkyria Chronicles, Wet, XCOM Enemy Unknown, Yakuza, ZombiU Just to name a few.

[@asdatescosains700]

appabend Tell me more about the Alphabet!

[@psychospeech6189]

Oh wow Didnt expect to see you here

[@diegofloor]

Without zombies, Z would be a tough one.

[@kitthekat6844]

@@diegofloor zelda phantom hourglass!

[@diegofloor]

@@kitthekat6844 I'm not sure we can ignore the "legend of" but it's close enough lol

[@FlashHawk4]

I now want "Moving All Quick-Like" to be a character upgrade in a game.

[@jusdon7522]

Same goes for "deeper penetration" as a gun upgrade.

[@chefmcgarno]

+Baker *TELL ME MORE ABOUT "DEEPER PENETRATION".*

[@jusdon7522]

+Damon Bennett TELL ME MORE ABOUT "BUTT FUN"

[@lordbuss]

Along with "being not seen", and "hitting things really hard".

[@MelMelodyWerner]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW TO WRITE COHESIVE SENTENCES IN ENGLISH.

[@Ward1706]

+Zack “Shadowkat” West TELL ME MORE ABOUT SENTENCES.

[@MelMelodyWerner]

Ben Ward TELL ME MORE ABOUT PUNCTUATION.

[@spinax22]

+Zack “Shadowkat” West I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT PUNCTUATION, TELL ME MORE ABOUT ENGLISH.

[@Knuxfan24]

It's a language that is spoken in certain parts of the world and makes up an unhealthy amount of the Internet.

[@MelMelodyWerner]

Knuxfan24 I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT ENGLISH. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE SEMICOLON; I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

[@Alatreonmaster6292]

Anyone else just wanna listen to Yahtzee say, "Tell me more about..."?

[@macan6855]

tell me more about your passion for the sentence tell me more about

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

+Alatreonmaster6292 tell me more about the comment section

[@zandershepherd4746]

+Monkeywrench Productions Tell me more about that conversation tree

[@Shuizid]

+Monkeywrench Productions So tell me more about this Yahtzee guy.

[@zandershepherd4746]

+Monkeywrench Productions Tell me more about video games.

[@WalterBrosINC]

"I think someone needs to go back in the naughty box!"

[@spinax22]

+Jewboy Tell me more about the naughty box.

[@Chaos.A]

spinax22 Umm well it's a place where you go when you question the gaming industry too much

[@Canadiansamurai]

Chaos.A Tell me more about questioning the gaming industry

[@Canadiansamurai]

@@manderic5436 Tell me more about solid gold begger's bowls!

[@KingOhmni]

I think 3:47 has to be the most graphic kill of any sprite. _exit wound and a half_

[@ronnieballs8145]

One of Yahtzee's best reviews! From the looks of things, he was very generous to Dark.

[@DetectiveNyx]

Tell me *more* about the KZbin Comments Section.

[@darkshot619]

Aquos Mikon You will never find a more wretched hive of memes and racist remarks.

[@DetectiveNyx]

darkshot619 Tell me more about the wretched hive of memes and racist remarks.

[@gurumanlives4231]

Aquos Mikon The Internet

[@DetectiveNyx]

Blue Shell Tell me more about the Internet.

[@togamain4137]

Aquos Mikon it s place that can ruin your life

[@cjnewson88]

I keep watching this review; it's so fucking hilarious.

[@BusaLova]

Fuck yeah

[@LordFiscus]

TELL ME MORE about erotic experiences.

[@NinjaofDerp]

***** TELL ME MORE ABOUT *gets shot*

[@NinjaofDerp]

***** damnit, (gets shot)*

[@dankmoo]

***** TELL ME MORE ABOUT TELLING ME MORE.

[@CaptScapegoat]

Ahhh your piss take out of the dialogue system was brilliant :D

[@KN4YYJ]

I almost bought DARK. I torrented it, played three minutes of it, and immediately forcequit, uninstalled, and tried to forget my experience. Imagine my rage if I had bought it...

[@ryangeoghagan3076]

I think it would be cool if he did a retro review of Vampire: The Masquerade- Bloodlines.

[@Acidpunk101]

Heres one. Great idea, buggy as shit, needs work.

[@Robert399]

Yahtzee's not really an RPG person so he'd just shit on everything about it.

[@jorgwei8590]

The part they did before or after they ran out of money :)?

[@SylviaLastname]

That " tell me more about" in a party made me almost die of laughing!!

[@Kuuenbu]

This video quite darkly shines a dark light on our dark modern day pop culture's dark obsession with the word "dark". TELL ME MORE ABOUT DARKNESS.

[@Morec0]

Um... it's the absence of light in a given area.

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

Morec0 Tell me more about a given area.

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

Tell me more about pop culture.

[@kabliekke]

Morec0 Tell me more about light!

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

kabliekke Tell me more about your curiosity about light.

[@TulilaSalome]

weird how the joke book cover at 1:14 is much better than about a million really real self-published covers on lousybookcovers.com or similar.

[@robertpayne1985medic]

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, was and still is the best vampire game I have ever played, don't get me wrong it had its share of problems but what it didn't lack was a good story and side/main missions that felt like they mattered. Needs to be a HD remake or a sequel for the PC and consoles :)

[@EarFarce4]

Robert Payne Yep. Had a helluvalot of atmosphere . Dripping with it really.

[@justinbinns7553]

Well, looks like we got our wish

[@potatosnake3158]

@@justinbinns7553 Well. looks like we got fuck in the ass. the wish flies off in our head.

[@Nirwanda001]

@@justinbinns7553 Well looks like we didn't.

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

​@@Nirwanda001 We got a sequel, still counts.

[@twarnold14]

"I'm done talking about your entertainment system. Tell me more about your living room."

[@AkaiNeko4]

Welp, time to go re-install Bloodlines. Thanks for the reminder, Yahtzee.

[@chaoticcranium]

"Sitting around miserable with the lights turned off" is the definition of my Friday night. And I can assure you that I am definitively NOT cool. So, take note, video game industry.

[@FrumpybutSuperSmart]

I absolutely have to talk to someone at the earliest opportunity as though it is video game dialogue.

[@salvadorelastname9095]

Tell me more about talking to people!

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

​@@salvadorelastname9095 Tell me more about people

[@every_username_is_taken]

Vampire the Masquerade is the only vampire fiction that doesn't shit itself.

[@gurumanlives4231]

***** TELL ME MORE ABOUT FICTION

[@RobinLeft]

Blue Shell TELL ME MORE ABOUT VAMPIRES

[@gurumanlives4231]

A Dandy Guy in Space THEY ARE OVERATED

[@RobinLeft]

Blue Shell TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW THEY ARE OVERRATED

[@gurumanlives4231]

A Dandy Guy in Space EXCUSE ME, I MEANT DOWNRIGHT HORRIBLE *CHOUGH* Twilight *COUGH*

[@nickblix9495]

I love all of the Lovecraft references. Thankfully, almost no one else does it.

[@evilovesperry]

are you making the foolish assumption that the internet doesn't know lovecraft? hell theres a video game called the lost world in which every "map" is dedicated to a horror writer the first being lovecraft then slowly building up on that map to face a cthulu. but your right we all are ignorant even people who've played that game why would we know who lovecraft is let alone get any humor in his reference I'm going to go wear my skinny jeans and use that one video phone call app cause I'm just a typical 12 year old whose not an adult cause they don't use the internet.

[@nickblix9495]

Enlightned Perry I had said "...almost no one else does it." This implies that game companies don't normally make Lovecraft references, not that people are clueless.

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

Tell me more about Lovecraft.

[@evilovesperry]

theyoutubecommentepidemic for starters he's bom chicka wow wow Craaaaafty

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

(xD) Tell me more about bom chicka wow wow.

[@SuncrispCore]

Of all the Dark titled games, Dark Souls is definitely the best.

[@S1kTh66]

I'd like to retort with Darksiders.

[@mitchell2719]

Raqubor And I'll debunk your argument with... um... Dark...ness II? I've got nothing.

[@Thecuregalore94]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT DARK SOULS.

[@ekinox5235]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT DARK SOULS!

[@jimmodelle9468]

Heir_of_heart Does the ps1 alone in the dark count?

[@BoySamusMetroid]

I actually bought, 1000-pointed, and returned Dark back when it first came out. Don't remember exactly how I felt about it then, but I remember it kinda fondly now. Had a cool aesthetic and some killer music, even if the gameplay was frustrating.

[@iLi3kCa3k]

Bloodlines is such a fucking good game.

[@ShatterPalm]

I've heard it's pretty good. What's it like?

[@evilovesperry]

ShatterPalm buy and or coughdon'ttorrentitbutitsaviabilitysincethegamesabitouldercough and find out for yourself, its pretty good going around hypnotizing guys to be your follower; I think I had a cop guy following me around and at one point he just went ape shit.

[@iLi3kCa3k]

Yeah, its really one of those things you need to experience for yourself instead of someone else telling you how it plays or how good it is.

[@ShatterPalm]

Well it would still be nice to know what its about, how the game works structurally, shit like that. You're basically doing what everyone told yahtzee about Dark Souls, without really increasing my interest or answering my question.

[@evilovesperry]

ShatterPalm structurally its an open world game with vampire powers... anything else and people actually interested in playing the game will be mad cause it would be a spoiler.

[@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers]

-But Gabe, couldn't we just release Half-Life 3? Then everyone in the world would be happy. -I think someone must go back in the naughty box!

[@asdatescosains700]

Tell me more about the naughty box!

[@hazama0634]

@@manderic5436 TELL ME MORE ABOUT COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS!!

[@mohammadwaled409]

Boy do i have some good news for you They made a new half life game that uses future space tech

[@Defeationist]

2:15 had me dead

[@tylerwatts2373]

i love the comparison's he makes

[@xHasten]

And now I can't eat eclairs anymore...

[@avalonwillowbloom1590]

We need a vampire, or something else, game where you have some preset weaknesses, such as silver or whatever, and can't be harmed by anything else. As you go through the game, the more your enemies deal with you, the more they learn about you and the better adapted they become to your strengths and weaknesses, being able to counter your attacks while also taking advantage of your vulnerabilities. You'd be encouraged to be stealthy because if your enemies don't fight you directly, then they don't figure out what DOESN'T work against you, but if you take a head-on approach, they adapt to you and your abilities, leading to stronger enemies and harder levels. There wouldn't be a "right" way to play the game because one way would just be harder later with enemies learning all about you earlier than they should so you'd have a harder time defeating everyone, while taking the stealthy approach would be its own difficulty throughout.

[@AlluMan96]

That sounds cool, although I would rather go for pure stealth in that Thief-mentality of "If you're doing it any other way, you're playing the game all wrong." It might be just fatigue, but I'm sorta getting tiered of games that offer radically different options on how to play. They work in something like a multiplayer-focus, where everyone has a unique role to fill in a functioning team or in action RPGs, where it's just sorta standard. In alot of circumstances though, it feels less like a refreshing buffet of variables and more like the game isn't at it's best in any of the fields, when all encounters need to be made possible in either or. Also, if you are completely immune to a certain type of damage, the question of why even have enemies that can't hurt you would be a rather prevelant one. Perhaps non-lethal assaults could still physically wear you down, healed by a simple drink of blood. Early-game encounters would then be all about making you weak and finishing you off with the ol' steak to the heart, avoidable only by a button mash sequance (with deminishing reutrns, each time doing it during 1 encounter getting harder). They couldn't even preform it unless you were below 50% and after that, the lower your health goes, the harder it'd be to button-mash out of it. Then, by the time you get farther in the game, more enemies will have weapons like silver bullets and UV-flashlights that simply skip the "wearing you down" part and just chop your health down right then and there (needing a signifigant amount of work to patch up from) and pretty much kill you more efficiantly.

[@avalonwillowbloom1590]

I like games that reward the stealth but don't force you to play like that, plus you could have the additional challenge of having elite death squads sent out to kill you with full knowledge of who you are. The game becomes either a Thief-esque stealth-em-up, or a fast paced fighter, or some mix of the two, depending how you play it.

[@avalonwillowbloom1590]

I get what you're saying, but I think the player should have the choice to be exclusively stealthy, if they want. We've got the technology to handle this kind of computational load, if we'd only let go of the graphics a wee bit. Things can look like a video game, that's okay. None of us have ever been convinced the game we were playing was literally real, no matter what the graphics looked like, but I digress. My point is that we need a true RPG with this kind of system. Something akin, but not identical, to a moral choice system with nuanced gameplay differences that mount over time. Perhaps a system wherein the more conspicuous you are, the more alert guards and citizens become.

[@AlluMan96]

***** The technology is certainly there, but the issue lies more in a design dilemma that's timeless. A stage that is designed for both Stealth and Action will inevitably be lesser to something that picks the 1 thing and trying to handmake seperate level design to your chosen playstyle would be a needless exhauster of both financial and human resources. I just think that the thinner you stretch yourself, the less you can do with any 1 piece given. This is beyond balancing issues and whatnot, something that most games of this nature are plagued by. I usually commend developers that are able to stick with 1 thing they wanna do and do that thing the best they possibly can. The early Thief games are a good example of this. Thief 2 especially made some quite intuitive and well-weaven levels you sneak around in. If Thief 2 boasted an option to take enemies head-on, it'd just undermine such intriquite design and would need re-tooling to befit the new angle, thus taking away from the stealth. It's simply a clash in design-philosophies, we have here. 2 hands pulling simular ideas in different directions. I believe rather firmly in the idea of specialization than being a jack-of-all, but I'm not everybody, now am I? I do think there have been examples out there that have pulled off a marriage of stealth and action. How Batman Arkham did it was rigid, but functioning. It's just that I respect that craft less than I would the games that define their identities around 1 central mechanic everything works around.

[@franzsanders9573]

What you could do is that non-lethal attacks instead _impair_ the vampire PC instead of killing you. For example, the PC can’t do the Darth Vader choke if they get their hand blown off by a shotgun, and they need to readjust their playing style to account for that new weakness until they eventually heal their hand.

[@Venomine95]

This is one of the reviews where you can see, all game crticism aside, yahtzee REALLY fucking hates this game xD

[@rezaka116]

TELL ME MORE about how Yahtzee hates this game !

[@petergreen5047]

***** He hates every aspect of this game?

[@rezaka116]

Peter Green TELL ME MORE about aspect of a game !

[@petergreen5047]

They are the core of the game?

[@rezaka116]

Peter Green TELL ME MORE about the core of the game !

[@papaboogedy9947]

Humans are friends. Not food.

[@nadroj-oz6nk]

Give it a few more years, see if that doesn't switch up.

[@Requ1escat1nPACE]

I needed that party advice

[@wannabeneko318]

Tell me more about party advice

[@thomaster8870]

It works surprisingly well. I have noticed a significant improvement since I started employing this technique. Turns out women know a lot about quantum physics. Maybe I should change the topic more often.

[@wannabeneko318]

Thomaster шлепанцы tell me more about quantum physics.

[@thomaster8870]

So there's this thing and they spin.

[@wannabeneko318]

Thomaster шлепанцы i'm done talking about quantum physics. tell me more about spinning.

[@Kemonokami]

Vampires seriously need a total makeover. My idea of a vampire is an eldritch abomination that sucks the life out of everything it touches, leaving only entropy, decay and filth in its wake. Wait, I just described Chris-Chan...

[@cloudtx]

I thought you were describing EA actually.

[@rence234]

Tell me more about Google+

[@ashleythomas5420]

It exists.

[@itscarlosreally]

Ashley Thomas TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHY IT SHOULD EXIST.

[@ashleythomas5420]

It shouldn't.

[@itscarlosreally]

I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT GOOGLE+. TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR GENDER.

[@ashleythomas5420]

I'm a girl.

[@am2160]

"Tell me more" omg

[@CooroSnowFox]

Should try to talk like a video game character...

[@am2160]

Cooro Fox Tell me more about talking like a video game character.

[@zaracondemi8379]

Silent Obsession GLARF GLORF GLARF GLORF GLARF GLORF GLARF GLORF!

[@metalsludge8205]

the "tell me more about" bit is Morrowind "dialogue" in a nutshell

[@iambicpentakill]

LOLd at "exact same superpower as a man with a gun".

[@BadAnalogy91]

Yahtzee really needs to make a VtM:B retro review. With all the fan patches.

[@LordFiscus]

We should replace the word "dark" with "dank". Dank Souls, Dank Void, Dankest Of Days... Eternal Dankness...

[@bootmanbill2362]

Dank

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

+LordFiscus amnesia: the dank descent

[@pisaks6782]

+LordFiscus The Dankness ,Danksiders

[@spinax22]

+LordFiscus Dank sector, Dank tales of Japan, Dank forces, Dank water...

[@cedricsimal6741]

Dank Messiah, Dankest Dungeon, Risen 2 : Dank Waters, ... We should also replace "Dead" with "Dad" Dad Space, Left 4 Dad, The Walking Dad, Dad Island, Killer is Dad, Dad or Alive, Rad Dad Redemption, ...

[@Nod_Lucario]

The ending was friggin' hilarious XD

[@halogamer0]

All 3 are best when you combine all 3!

[@KodieRussell]

haha i almost pissed my pants from 2:15-2:40

[@TMJJack]

Dark McSpookyname is going to be my first-born child.

[@chaintm]

lol his puns never get old awesome writing (like his book) , Yahtzee you got talent bud! keep it up!

[@TheAsthmaticSeal]

So much fun to watch him tear a game apart.

[@lazerwolfdiecast]

Yahtzee is supreme overlord of honest reviews.

[@FurryMurry7]

SCURGE Tell me more about reviews.

[@gurumanlives4231]

FurryMurry7 Yahtzee

[@lazerwolfdiecast]

what would you like to know, small boy?FurryMurry7

[@FurryMurry7]

SCURGE Tell me more about boys.

[@gurumanlives4231]

FurryMurry7 Your Mom is one

[@XShadOBabeX]

Hahaha!! oh I can't believe I just found this one now! The text tree joke was GREAT!! XD

[@justiniani.4501]

yeah, i haven´t laughed so much in a long time

[@XShadOBabeX]

Denis Paulovič TELL ME MORE ABOUT "LAUGHTER" XD

[@justiniani.4501]

***** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter, didn´t expect this, did ya?

[@XShadOBabeX]

Denis Paulovič TELL ME MORE ABOUT "WIKIPEDIA"

[@justiniani.4501]

***** what? i actually found it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

[@theApe-X]

"Are you sure i'm a vampire?" :) Almost chocked myself laughing.

[@diegofloor]

2:56 this part made me laugh

[@Camburg44]

Funniest series on youtube, easily

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

Tell me more about youtube.

[@Requ1escat1nPACE]

Tell me more about funny

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

Requ1escat1nPACE If something is funny it makes you laugh.

[@Requ1escat1nPACE]

James YourNan Best of luck.

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

James YourNan Well, it's the noise you make when something is funny.

[@dj_raziel]

Can anyone make a video game alphabet to see if Yahtzee has reviewed a game for every letter? That would not only be impressive, but I would like to see if it's true.

[@marthia8015]

Challenge accepted! I'll only mention one game per letter, a "The" in front of the title is ignored, and in case of franchises with titles in the style of "Franchise: Subtitle" or "Franchise [Number]", I'll just leave it at the name of the franchise. A - Assassins Creed B - Bioshock C - Call of Duty D - Duke Nukem Forever (or Dark Souls, but Duke Nukem takes the cake here) E - Elder Scrolls F - Final Fantasy G - Gears of War H - Half Life I - Infamous J - Just Cause K - Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days L - Legend of Zelda M - Mortal Combat N - No More Heroes O - Does the Orange Box count? If not, take Overlord. P - Portal Q - Quantum Conondirum R - Rock Band S - Silent Hill T - Two Worlds U - Uncharted V - Volume W - Wolfenstein X - XCOM Y - Yoshi's Wooly Word Z - Zombiu There might be more fitting titles for some letters, but I just scrolled down the playlist and picked whatever seemed most important.

[@dj_raziel]

Bianca Mayer I'm so sorry it took me so long to respond to this, but I finally found your comment. And your a god. Can't believe someone took the challenge. You are a god.

[@pindmoiangaba]

"cajun cooked walrus dribble" ia the best ZP line ever!

[@karlseider6237]

Who thinks of Twilight (spelling intentional, by the way) when they hear Vampire? I think skin as white as snow, short slick jet black hair with a hint of male pattern balding, eyes deep set the radiate sorrow and not much else, formal clothing with a black cape held over his/her mouth, and above all I think of something that is lost about Vampires on those who make Twilight even more than the other things: intelligence. I think of Vampires reading books, painting, learning, I think of scholars, NOT girlish men and mannish women, both of whom have the collective I.Q. of a cucumber sandwich!

[@avalonwillowbloom1590]

+karl seider I agree with pretty much all of that, with a few additions. I also think of people that exude power, physically and socially. People who are incredibly charismatic, but are only slightly above average visually. They're people who get whatever they want, either by earning it, or by being able to manipulate people into giving it to them, supernatural powers notwithstanding. Vampires, being ageless, are impossibly well-traveled, absurdly cultured, and more knowledgeable than almost any one, with older vampires being experts in multiple different fields of study. Vampires are the pinnacle of what humans could accomplish; they're what humanity could be if it weren't concerned with running out of time.

[@NoahWeisbrod]

+karl seider I think of red-skinned, swollen, reanimated corpses that feast on people's blood while they sleep. It's what classic vampires were, before Victorian literature turned them badass and 2000's literature turned them shitty.

[@karlseider6237]

I really don't like the idea of vampires even, I just dislike it when someone desides to re-write something better, like star trek TOS changed to nu-trek.

[@toffeecrisp2146]

When I hear the word vampire....I think of my ex... who was a soul sucking piece of shit....

[@leood5431]

karl seider trying this hard to be yahtzee

[@dionisietarlev7081]

Tell me more about your new tv Let's talk about something else I have to go now

[@brucegoldberg3759]

the state of experiencing humorous and entertaining events or situations

[@mushynick]

Oh man that was one of the best ones yet. hilarious

[@wiggyraw]

2:15

[@titanjakob1056]

rich ditch tell me more about your speaker room

[@wiggyraw]

oh no where not getting into this no way am I telling you about my Dolby duel speakers with surround sound linked up to a triple screen gaming computer which is really really really nice while sat in a brown executive chair with a cup holder

[@titanjakob1056]

rich ditch tell me more about your gaming computer

[@wiggyraw]

large expensive worth it nar

[@titanjakob1056]

rich ditch tell me more about expensive

[@joshuapeters3998]

Whatever happened to geek week lul

[@Heyxyz1]

This was uploaded on my birthday!

[@Heyxyz1]

Whoa man, that comment was six years ago... How did you even find it?

[@nussmatthew1]

Facial expressions are an involuntary and voluntary response to display one's emotions to another. It is one of the base forms of communication in mammals. The letter that comes after "X" and before "Z" that is sometimes used to replace a vowel at the end of a word, and is replaced by "i" when using the same word as an adjective and "es" whenever used in plural. There are exceptions that exist.

[@anazron805811]

I take it back, THIS is my favorite zero punctuation review

[@EikeSky]

You are a superb human being. Level Up!

[@liquorgunsandrhetoric]

The process of warding off boredom by occupying oneself with exciting or diverting activities.

[@VashMaverick09]

So has anyone seen the Graham and Paul of Loading Ready Run Stream of this game?

[@bloodstoneore4630]

I read "a man with a gun" until comic #389 when he became a mary sue with a sniper!

[@FonVegen]

Rising Island Space Pool also sounds like a nice VG title.

[@tekjess_]

You may get much criticism for your videos, but they honestly brighten my day up. Thanks

[@MarioBro5346]

I would love to see his reaction to big rigs over the road racing

[@VictorZamanian]

Dat conclusion!

[@Haneburge]

I died at the talk to like you're in a video game

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Still not convinced this game was ever real

[@notafangirl]

I just laugh and shake my head as "Eric Bane" begins to tell us that he "..stumbled down the stairs," as he stumbles down said stares; and that "..the flashing lights hurt my eyes," as our "character" painfully crouches away from the fucking bright light. Subtly? What's that?!

[@Marsaeus]

Best episode ever!

[@dibssama64]

Your awsome man!!!! Love the video

[@SandStormGamingUKAE]

This is the only reason anyone ever subbed to this channel XD

[@barthvader95]

This being part of the Geek Week reminds me of the 100th episode special, Mostly because Croshaw did a perfectly normal episode, with just a subtle mention at the beginning.

[@kristopher77]

Watching this review made me realise how cool it would be if there was a 3rd person stealth star wars game where you played as a sith

[@JackSassyPants]

I died when he slid in the photo of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

[@TheDrscarecrow]

I like how the beginning of the video points out that geek week is already over.

[@MrJHDK]

I MUST try talking to people as a video game conversation. Especially if a shop assistant asks you if you need help while you are browsing.

[@KN4YYJ]

I've been waiting for this since I got suckered into the game.

[@AvengedRuleTheWorld]

I love the skull inside your face line.

[@Yohsfan]

I love this show

[@epicengies4342]

It's 11:06 PM, I have 54 minutes left until I have to sleep. What to do? I know, I'll watch the Escapist game reviews for 50 minutes.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

The hilarious thing about this game is that it was apparently made because the developers HATED the Twilight franchise

[@CubanRubix]

I love this

[@TheRatyzuma]

Yeah, Bang & Olufsen pencils!

[@sibire8284]

And another KZbin adventure!

[@Carium1]

I think someone needs to go back into the naughty box.

[@stevene246]

I tip my hat to you, Mr. Yahtzee. This was quite entertaining.

[@GeneralDave95]

I can proudly say that I've seen every one of those reviews.

[@Epicturkey97]

gotta love that fallout dialogue

[@Owlet7]

He did that joke during the credits. "The really weird bit was when Eric Bane put a rubber spider on his face and started talking like Sean Connery"

[@evanjellyman209]

it took me so long to get to the bottom of this thread adventure >.>

[@samuelbarker6755]

Now I really wanna see a Zero Punctuation review of Bloodlines

[@freewillgrain9]

The supersecret weakness of vampires is bullets... of course

[@Milkman69ner]

Best....video....ever