DEAD RISING 3 (Zero Punctuation)

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[@Zexx4]

You punch a boulder into a volcano one time and they never let you hear the end of it!

[@MrSolomonGaming]

Not as bad as one video where they play Turkish Star Wars alongside it.

[@timebomb4562]

hey the jill sandwich thing was 1996 and they're still trying to live that down

[@herschalshep]

When Yahtzee was describing the changes in the crafting system, I was thinking in order: Craft anywhere? Ok, I like that. It lets you avoid having too many things in your inventory and lets you just experiment all over. Craft with "similar" items? I could see that working. I mean what makes tying a bowie knife to a broom that different from a machete? Get them from a locker just by looking at them. -And you went one too far. Can't make the crafted items with the blueprint: And what's the fucking point now?

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Herschal Shep If they just fixed the crafting system, it'd be worth a purchase

[@AGrayPhantom]

I like the first 3, but the not being able to experiment takes some of the fun out.

[@femoman]

Funny thing is, the trailer and the cover art make this look like some dark and gritty realistic zombie game, but even this one is wacky and insane. The weapon combos are still ridiculous, like creating a weapon turret out of machine guns and a teddy bear, or making boxing gloves somehow better by strapping rubber duckies onto the fists, and you can still find ridiculous outfits including the classic ServBot headpiece, and the bosses are still pretty insane. For crying out loud, one boss is a fat woman on a mobility scooter who attacks by barfing at you!

[@chrisriley2547]

@To be forgotten and an Asian man with some sort of pole scythe thing (I legitimately forget what it's called) Then again the whole 7 deadly sins as psychos thing was a cool concept

[@guillermolorenzo3653]

We should replace "jumping the shark" for "punching the boulder" from now on.

[@lowleypeasentmr.l8836]

You have cracked literature.

[@jtroopa]

"Take them apart like abstract art." That is one of the best similes I've ever heard. I love it.

[@blackkakari]

"Step 2: boulder punching!" Poor Capcom. They'll never live that down.

[@mayborneflower]

Is that referring to Metal Man EXE in MegaMan Battle Network 4: Blue Moon, where Lan and Hub need to seek out a martial arts master to learn how to punch out giant rocks and then challenge Metal Man to THREE consecutive boulder punching contests before actually fighting him in an actual boss fight?

[@mayborneflower]

Never mind. I looked it up. Sad.

[@MrDizzySpinda]

mayborneflower Megaman battle Network... nostalgia button = PRESSED

[@fiktivmiki9530]

Resident Evil 5. Never forget

[@ThatFeelBr0]

Fiktív Miki would if I could.

[@peterdietrich8810]

Dead rising 3 is an exclusive... You know, until it was on steam.

[@Pfisiar22]

well, the very definition of "Xbox exclusive" is kind of hilarious on its own.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Now if only I can get it on Playstation store.

[@Abel-Alvarez]

The DLC for it ("Super ultra DR3 EX plus alpha.." whatever the fuck it's called) is 100% EXCLUSIVE to the xbox one, which sucks because that DLC alone is what convinced me to buy DR3 in the first place. 😤🤔

[@quacktac]

I actually found that this had a bit of a SR2 effect, the world you're in is taking its self seriously, so when there's a cut scene of Rick sobbing his eyes out whilst wearing a dress and a lego minifigure helmet on it's bloody hilarious.

[@NeoSaturos123]

1:25 To be fair, the Resident Evil villains never wanted to use the zombies as a superweapon. The zobmies were an unintended side effect of the T-Virus and their emergence was the result of sabotage. They wanted to create a large variety of controlled monsters sold as "Bio Organic Weapons", with the Tyrants, especially the Nemeses, as the pinnacle, their superweapons. Edit: Dead Rising is quite the strumpet indeed. All 3 games are available on Steam now, none of them is exclusive.

[@GuyOnAChair]

They were exclusive for a bit. And actually DR1 only reached PC this year.

[@Centuries_of_Nope]

If Yahtzee were to murder my whole family, and then explain it to me in detail, his voice would still calm me down. Come on, I can't be the only one.

[@TheChaosTrigger]

How the hell do you remember your user name!?!

[@Centuries_of_Nope]

I have a guy to do it for me. He's expensive.

[@TheChaosTrigger]

Money well spent, wish I could hire someone to remember my username :(

[@momoyawn]

after the boulder punching part i spit out my Tea.

[@SparksHardcoreMusic]

1:27 - 1:35 ....Thats one fucking hell of a point. I mean, he always makes good points, but that stands out when it comes to people starting the zombie apocalypse purposely in games/movies.

[@stolisomancer]

It's not that good a point, since it indicates he didn't play through to the end. In DR3 in particular, the zombie outbreak isn't there as a weapon; it's meant as a handy excuse for the primary antagonist to institute martial law and seize power. Most crucially, it doesn't work; in all the endings where he pulls it off, he's promptly deposed.

[@mothman7531]

+stolisomancer I think he means it is a good point for zombie apocalypse villains overall, not just this game.

[@stolisomancer]

Then it would've made a lot more sense for him to wait and make that point about a game where it was actually happening, rather than dragging in a completely irrelevant criticism.

[@heavilyaugmented5308]

Well Yahtzee wasn't screwing around when he was talking about Capcom. PC version announced today.

[@ImperialGuardsman74]

Oh my god the last joke killed me :P

[@ChemicleExplosion]

whenever i watch Zero Punctuation i imagine this at the start of the video: Wheel of gaming turn turn turn, witch fan-base should i burn...

[@acebats]

"Oh geez" Make up ya own rhymes :P

[@13whitehunter]

***** we got another zero punctuation person here or should i call a random talking person

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

13whitehunter Brother?

[@13whitehunter]

Mud Kip :o another unknown brother that is in the family :D well actually you are the same as the others XD

[@AppleBiscuits]

More like which game should I bitch about, and which should I fangasm over?... Don't worry, Zero... Everyone fangasms over Portal 2. Except me. I've never liked that game to be honest.

[@Narutou01]

whoa, whoa, whoa. wait a second. is he implying that boulder punching is bad? if anything we should see more of it. i hereby demand a BOULDER PUNCHER EXTREME: DELUXE EDITION. make it happen capcom

[@Lightscribe225]

No, it's just that you don't need silly villains to make boulder punching a valid option. Capcom hasn't grasped that yet.

[@DILFDylF]

*Press X to beat the fuck out of a boulder*

[@georgezimmerman3101]

"Maybe i'll put on some stocking and bring you a selection of mixed drinks and nibbles. Do you love me yet?" I died

[@Noobazzah]

What I find annoying about zombie entertainment (i.e. movies, games and everything else somewhat related) is that it always takes place in an alternate universe where nobody's heard of Romero or even Walking Dead. Or even of the word 'zombie'. In real life, people would see a shambling corpse coming at them and they'd shout something along the lines of 'OH SHIT IT'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE, SHOOT IT'S BRAINS OUT'. I just cringe a bit every time they discover that you've got to destroy the brain.

[@roardinoson7]

Haha, true....in modern society nowadays at least 40% of the population has to have heard of it.

[@-sandAI]

Um.. Hey, ever heard of Left 4 Dead? Zoey was like, a huge zombie fan way before the infection.

[@LilTufu]

GodsOfSteam But Came 8 Alive is only a small percentage of all of the zombie entertainment.

[@mememachine2190]

SHaun of the dead, just saying

[@roardinoson7]

Mike Hawk Great movie, 9.5/10

[@jessiemendez3609]

I strive to one day make a game that Yahtzee will love.

[@Torguish]

Portal 3

[@DarkEdge1231]

Torguish Actually that will be Half Life 3

[@laggsurfer]

They may be a game he will love but there wont be a game he cant criticise because if there was he couldnt critique it and his job as a critic would be invalidated so he wouldnt choose it in the first place!

[@TheMaestro116]

Best of luck with that

[@K4RN4GE911]

DarkEdge1231 Actually actually, that would be Fantasy World Dizzy.

[@stanley1698]

"Take them apart like abstract art"- Yahtzee 2015

[@xKingx16]

lol I remember in DR1, I had like 4 survivors with guns from a gun shop, got sucked into a boss fight with another photographer,I was tied up,weaponless ...Then my survivors proceeded to fill him with lead.thus ending the fight. maybe that's why they didn't want survivors helping you at boss fights. I don't remember anything like that in DR2 though.

[@overseer06]

I think what the reason they didn't allow survivors is because it doesn't fit in with the fight. By process of elimination, I assume that the boss fight he was referring to in the video was the fight against Albert (the doctor). I think all of the mandatory psychopath fights have to be done solo (the bike leader, the cop, the doctor, etc.) because I did see footage of Zhi and Jherri (two of the optional bosses) fights where survivors helped the player out.

[@xKingx16]

well that makes perfect sense

[@Glassandcandy]

0:58 Yahtzee correctly predicts the PC port's announcement.

[@sontypohnenamen5161]

Imagine a crossover between this and the "the walking dead" games:The twd-Gang running from zombies when they see a maniac packed with weapons made of imagination, ducttape and death mows down the horde that follows them, and Clem and the others stand there in awe and wonder why they didn't do this all the time.I know, i know, the twd-games are about drama and story while dr3 is about bashing zombies for no other reason than fun, but just think about it...

[@Krishna_5180]

so I take it yahtzee hasn't got over the ridiculousness of the Chris REdfield Boulder Punching?

[@ClassicGamerReviews]

Yeah boulder punching!

[@ShadowX012]

It still amazes me how that idea got green lit...

[@K4RN4GE911]

ShadowX012 Did Chris Redfield think he was in Turkish Star Wars for a bit?

[@ClassicGamerReviews]

ShadowX012 Yeah but you know what, in the heat of the moment i didnt care about that. I think the fight against Wesker was absolutely amazing. And yes people yell at me but I think Resident Evil 5 was more interesting then 4 because of Wesker

[@JeedyJay]

It baffles me that people keep bringing up the boulder punching as though it were a bad thing. Some guys are just going to miss everything cool and die angry.

[@PanmasterAtArms]

I remember during that boss fight I THOUGHT, emphasis on THOUGHT, Wesker decided to piss off and let me think...I try to do the "Boulder Punching" part, and I get a cutscene of Chris flying off into space. Thanks, Wesker, as if you weren't powerful enough, but you get to teleport randomly?(not literally he seriously popped out of nowhere, though)

[@bliss2632]

I dream of the day when a game actually meets Yahtzee's huge, massive, colossal, seemingly infinite standards, because it will be a one hell of a game. I'm not trying to insult him, but it's become partly funny because of how he drop-kicks and then body-slams any game people find decent. I mainly watch him for his jokes.

[@Dairo512]

Christian Lundsgaard Silent Hill 2. Also both Portal games.

[@AlicornRadio]

Dairo512 Minecraft

[@radioactivebitflip8873]

WindWaker HD, Bioshock Infinity?

[@samuelcherilus6004]

Alicorn Radio and saints row 2

[@chewbones7550]

Gordon Freeman the Lombax of Space and Hedgehogs and THE TRUE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM AND PANDAS Well he did say Infinity was too much up it's own ass. I think he means a game where he literally has NOTHING bad to say about the game.

[@viscountalpha]

"DO YOU LOVE ME YET?!" yes yahtzee, we do.

[@STANNco]

Stanley Parable

[@visiousgodofwar]

fun fact survivors can teleport if you leave them behind.

[@godofdead2]

Only the ones who are related to the story mission though. The ones who are mostly side mission recruits go back to the safehouse when you lose them.

[@JasonAHawkins]

Cant believe I found it just as it was posted.

[@Allison-qk1ws]

If there are any videos of your reviews that I haven't liked, it's only because I'm too anxious to get to another one. I know I sound like a sycophant, but I don't really care because these videos are utterly hilarious even when they shit on games I like and that is truly praiseworthy.

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

This is what Angry Joe hates the most.... making games that were open to every platform to exclusive.

[@megamonstudios]

wait why does yatzee need an elgato? he doesn't show any footage of the game

[@overseer06]

I was sort of expecting more comparisons between Dead Rising 3 and Dead Rising 2. I could have sworn that one of his complaints about 2 was that the time limit was a bit cruel (It's only in 3's Nightmare mode). He even said that experimentation with combo weapons were "fruitless" in Dead Rising 2, which implies that it was more of a waste of time for him. Not sure about his opinion on the save system, where you no longer have to save in bathrooms, toilets, or safe rooms unless you want to. Though, AI's pretty much the same since you could bring survivors in vehicles in 2 and it did take a little bit for them to figure out how to get in the bloody car. But the sheer size of the map sort of necessitates using vehicles to bring survivors to safehouses. Also, you didn't have to bring every survivor you save to a safehouse: sometimes they just piss off once you clear the zombies around them as they stand on a platform typically out of harm's way. And no doubt, accidentally picking up the wrong item has become more of an issue in this game than in previous ones because now you pick up items while on the run instead of stopping to pick it up so it's easier to miss the item you want while you're in a mad dash. Seriously though, am I the only person here who've played seen his Dead Rising 2 review and played the games?

[@fezman222]

Well, he referred to the difficulty decrease in Dead Rising 3, which can be attributed to both the lack of a timer and the fact that you can pick up any super weapon after you make it. While he may have said trying to make weapons with experimentation was fruitless in DR2, it isn't exactly a bad thing. The removal of the mechanic instead of improving it, such as making combinations more obvious, or making more combinations altogether, is a bit disappointing. The fact that the combinations are much more lenient, as you can do it whenever you want instead of only at workbenches, or that you can use items in the same category to make weapons once you get the upgrade would've made the experimental weapon system superior. I don't really get the comment on the save system. You can save whenever, cool. Not really a huge improvement, just a little convenient. The AI was bad in DR2, and its bad in DR3. It should have been improved, especially when it involves vehicles, especially since, as you said, vehicles have become more important due to the size of the maps. Survivors were more annoying then their worth, and eventually he felt that saving survivors, especially those that needed to get to the safehouse, was boring and just gave up on them. Sure, a lot of his complaints in DR2 are present in DR3, and that some of his comments comparing the two seem to favor DR2, but all the same problems persist, without much innovation. DR3 may be bigger and badder, but it lost a lot of its charm for a better coat of paint.

[@overseer06]

fezman222 Except he never once mentioned the timer: he seemed to attribute the easier difficulty to the weapon lockers and how the two combinable objects are right next to where the blueprints are located. Kind of like how you could always make a combo weapon at a maintenance room because there was always something either in the room or right next to it in 2. I figured that the crafting skill upgrades would have been right down his alley since he complained how in 2 that combo weapons had to be made using a specific knife and asked why he couldn't combine it with other knives. In 3, you can if you choose to upgrade that when you level up. He actually said that the AI in 2 was a lot better, but didn't feel like bothering because he came across survivors that wouldn't follow you unless you paid them. Sounds like he never even did the one where they wouldn't follow you unless you one Texas Hold-em. And like I said, a lot of the survivors I came across didn't need any escort at all: half the time, you clear out zombies around them, they give thanks, you earn PP points, and they bugger off. And I have no idea what you mean by "charm": if you're referring to running around in women's clothing or ridiculous costumes while beating zombies to death with devastating (the Elemental staff using a freaking traffic light) or lowbrow (the massager cannon makes a return), you still can. Like most people, the visuals made me think that this would be super serious. Except things like full body shark suits and a g-string really dampens the dramatic cutscenes.

[@damaLwa]

overseer06 Yahtzee tends to criticize games for whats bad in them most of a video, and he sounds harsh because he brushes over the good things. Sometimes he doesn't even give any attention to the things a game does right because why should he give praise for something that is to be expected in a game? That's what makes him a good critic because, unlike other critics who work at IGN and such, he doesn't gush about games in a series that's popular. I can't tell how many times I read a review of CoD games and the like and saw them saying it was amazing. They never pointed out the flaws, and if they did, it was glossed over by how great things are.

[@overseer06]

damaLwa I don't know. In his Far Cry 3 review, he drew some comparisons between that game and its prequel.

[@damaLwa]

overseer06 I actually just watched that lol but I think that's because some of the issues he had with the first one were resolved in the 2nd so he had to point it out. Whereas the issues he had in DR2 and 3 were just flipped. Yes the time limit is gone, but now it's just craft and pick. The thing about DR2 and 3 was that if you flipped their systems a bit (time limit, but easy to get weapons and no time limit, but an experimental style of customization) they would be perfect. When every second counts, it's a hassle to be asked to play around with combos. When you have all the time in the world, it's fun to play with combos. I don't think (not having played DR3 but from what I've heard) they really changed anything for the better from DR2 to 3 besides the graphics so he trashed it more so

[@RelativeGalaxy7]

YES! FINALLY ANOTHER ZERO PUNCTUATION VIDEO!

[@V-Jes]

and another one in escapist web site

[@thefierypaladin126]

Damn shame he wasn’t doing the blandest games list at this time, he could have had a series on all three lists!

[@Three_Cubed]

Yay! New episode!

[@pinkiepie6443]

Heh.. Yay boulder punching.

[@Ginger_FoxxVT]

WHY I DO SEE YOU EVERYWHERE ? xO conspiracy

[@ZephWraen]

fear of cat Is it as bad as "Press Fart to Continue" posting on every video for every member of the Polaris Network and beyond?

[@VaThUs]

Indeed, I too have seen the green soft jiggly heaven plaguing many of the videos I enjoy.....carry on.

[@ChristopherAnnand]

I just noticed that these are probably the only videos that wont be effected by youtubes new terminator bot

[@TheSuperAnarchy]

"Step-Two: boulder punching" I lost my shit

[@Dice12K]

Dead Rising 2 featured you befriending/taming a LION! You feed it steak and it starts to like you~ Then, no really, you take it back to the safe house where it sits around being all big, cute and cuddly with your daughter. xD I do know that the Tiger can kill zombies efficiently, as it does while your planting steaks in the hope it'll eat them instead of you, so I recommend delaying taking it back unless you're planning on a boss fight.

[@jackswift2152]

A tiger not lion

[@Dice12K]

A BIG KITTY CAT! xD

[@Dice12K]

***** I believe it. xD If they make a Dead Rising 4, they need to make sure they bring back the good stuff.

[@ALittleBitEccentric]

***** *the

[@Dice12K]

***** What is this?! Dark Souls?!

[@TherrusD]

So basicly the game is what people predicted when first seen? Don't really care much...not an Xbone owner now a PS4 owner as of yet...now where did I put my 3ds? =D

[@ryanoconnell7977]

Soma Cruz Haaaah!... I'm vaguely aware that you had your own game, but the only time anyone gave a shit was when you were in the xbl arcade game... You're hilariously irrelevant.(But admittedly pretty badass in Harmony of Despair)

[@TheGamingGrizzly]

You guys give me a reason to love myself

[@SniperZeeGaming]

I always watch Zero Punctuation first muted, then I watch again unmuted. Watching these on mute is amazing.

[@CallmeGanonDragmire]

"Dead but not dead enough." Funny that Yahtzee snuck in a quote from his novel, Mogworld. In the book, the main character, Jim, who is a undead mage says he's 'dead but not dead enough.' His friend Meryl then says that should be a quote on the back off a book.

[@styk0n]

every time I hear people talk shit about the Xbone, I feel a little bit sad, because as a kid I was a huge fan of the Xbox and then the Xbox 360 for the last six odd years. But then I realise that I don't actually like the Xbone, and that given the opportunity (and granted if it was free, I wouldn't pay money for it) I would choose the PS4 over the Xbone anyway.

[@Jaceblue04]

"Step 2: BOULDER PUNCHING!"

[@over9000ftwbaby]

To this day, I laugh my ass off when playing the last chapter of RE5. Sheva is hanging from a cliff while Uroboros Wesker is slowly walking towards her to push her off. How does Chris save the day? By beating the living shit out of a boulder so Sheva can use it as a platform to reach Chris. Original? Yes. Smart? No.

[@EXRazeBurn]

Edward Boone Once again the day is saved! Thanks to Chris "Fuck Boulders!" Redfield. =3

[@damaLwa]

Edward Boone I think Chris thought he was in Turkish Star Wars.

[@Jackal0321]

4:57 Mogworld reference, big fan.

[@raconbacon5649]

The video was running at about 360p until yatzee said "graphics popping in" where it switched to 480pq as soon as ge said "pop"

[@MasterCharlie104]

4:57 Step 3: Profit!

[@Lemau]

I do hope a "Step 1 - Someone turns evil, step 2 - BOULDER PUNCHING" shirt exists! XD

[@tatooine0]

The plot of all recent Capcom games? Have you seen Monster Hunter?

[@damaLwa]

There's a plot?

[@drwhygiveacrap9682]

Lol

[@BETMARKonTube]

:) same reasons why I hated DR2 so much (more or less). At one point I thought "I really don't care anymore" and I quit. -BETMARK-

[@firehawkd]

Loved this game. Can't wait for the DLC. =D

[@V-Jes]

u really need to get a life if u wait for dlc on xbone and sayng get a life on yout tube comment section really means something

[@ObviouslySteve]

Okay, I feel that although you make valid points, you act like all these mistakes are the entire game and you don't go into any of the good parts of the game. First off, you can command NPCs to stop following you and they will go back to the safe house if you do so. Second, I feel as if they tried to make Nick all nice and "Just-trying-to-help" as a joke, because Capcom most likely knows that once the cut scene ends the players are just going to go on a crazy zombie killing spree. Third, I see no problem with needing blueprints to get weapons. There are already so many weapons you can find just lying on the street, getting a combo weapon isn't doesn't happen that often, so its cooler when you finally do. And another thing, weapon lockers don't appear very often. I found myself rarely going to safe houses because I didn't really need to. And by the way, literally ONE person became evil, and for a pretty good reason, so I don't get your complaint there. I do agree that the map is needlessly complicated, and I constantly had to open my map just to get around, it could have used a guided waypoint system like in GTA V. So, yeah that went on for too long.

[@First-Last_name]

Good thing chis punched a bolder, Barry was getting tired of everyone fixating on the Jill sandwich 🥪

[@MrPiccoloku]

"a motorbike steamroller" I would have gone with a motorbike lawnmower. The results are much more...aesthetically pleasing.

[@69johndz]

Well, this game was the only reason I was even curious about the Xbox One. Now, I have no reason to get an Xbone. I wish they would have given DR3 more time before releasing it. What is it with reviewers and games these days? More and more often, I hear, "well, the game is basically glitchy, suffers from a lot of problems, and sucks...but if you are willing to overlook those little problems, the game can be quite fun." I am not going to pay $60 for a game that can be fun, but only if you are willing to overlook all the crap problems with it. And what is with game developers making the games so freakin' easy? Most games I play these days are so easy, they are downright repetitive and boring. I will get DR3 someday. I will just wait 'till it drops way down in price.

[@CoreviZecter]

every game has problems. Shadow of the Colossus is what i consider to be the best game ever and it's still glitchy as hell and has a variety of issues.

[@69johndz]

I own Shadow of the Colossus and I still haven't had the chance to play it yet. I have heard really good things about it.

[@crazyj10agains]

69johndz One of the biggest complaints about it is it's boring, but I personally got sucked into the atmosphere of the game and didn't feel it. Spending half an hour just wandering around to the next boss with almost nothing to do was never so enjoyable.

[@CoreviZecter]

crazyj10agains i hate to sound like an elitist but anyone who thinks its boring is an idiot

[@crazyj10agains]

CorruptedEvil I can see where they're coming from. Sure, fighting all the Colossi is fun, but getting to them can be long and monotonous. It's not what I feel, but I can see why people think that.

[@linsquip]

actually you can get rid of any party member who isn't part of a current mission by fleeing from them in any vehicle.

[@PupdudePwns]

>Making Chris punch a boulder I remember when it was "Making Cindy run into landmines for no fucking reason" Rest in peace, Cindy "Fuck Landmines" Lennox.

[@Keaton2008]

Just finished this one on Nightmare Mode for the extra challenge. But since your level and stats carry over I was pretty much death incarnate so I breezed through it in less than a day's time.

[@MrPiccoloku]

Man, am I glad I bought a gaming PC instead. I'll just be here, playing the good version of Minecraft, and laughing at YOUR online shooters in the voice chat of Blacklight: Retribution.

[@MrPiccoloku]

For me, the question isn't "could the human race survive the zombie apocalypse?" but "SHOULD the human race survive the zombie apocalypse?" THE ANSWER IS PLEASE KILL US ALL ZOMBIES!!! The explanation is KZbin comments.

[@MrPiccoloku]

Sir Fur But maybe it's just that I'm so jaded it's a good day if I wake up and don't immediately slip on my bedroom's carpeting and crack my head open on my desk.

[@VanguardFencer]

Boulder punching? Oh I see what you did there Resident Evil 5 - Chris Redfield vs. Boulder

[@namelessdork2256]

I will say, the stripper boss was an interesting lad, though his death seems more like a pissout. But I guess this game is like the main character of the game. More grounded, nuanced, and I think he is a mechanic.

[@ryanhasagirl11]

You just can't let Chris punching a boulder go LOL

[@marrieddyke]

Dead Rising 1 was on Wii, too!

[@marrieddyke]

What? Oh, it can't be that bad... *looks up footage* Oh. Oh, oh my, that's quite bad.

[@warc9]

MrMane760 ... I liked it...

[@Herf18]

Pretty spot on, thanks

[@Reach008]

one of the two ONLY exclusives I want to play due to the fact that I loved 1 and 2

[@Corpsolian]

Casualized to hell but still basically fun. I'm torn.

[@asson432]

The series was 'casual' to begin with. I'm afraid that you acquired your definition of the word from a shoddy dictionary there, mate.

[@SanctusBodhisattvaRex]

***** DR1 says hi.

[@pnx073]

***** Then they're making a "casual" game even more casual.

[@WickedWicka]

pnx073 Casualer. ;)

[@visiousgodofwar]

***** dead rising 1 was anything but casual

[@ResidentofCarcosa]

It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!

[@joesatmoes]

Dammit Yahtzee! I wanted you to review Super Mario 3D World! I love the game, but I also love when you tear my favorite games to shreds (I dont know why- it's just something I like)

[@adampoole948]

just get a TV with more HDMI ports Yahtzee... or toss the xboner and wii u on the bonfire and free up a few a spots

[@Krebons1200]

he can't kindle it any further without the secret rite

[@Rebellions]

Step 1: Attain 5 followers Step 2: Equip every single one of them with a split-shot Step 3: Casually stroll up and down the street for about 3 minutes Congratulations, you should now have gained between 7-8 thousand zombie kills and a couple of levels. Breaking this game is so freakin easy it's almost sad. Repeat as needed until the point gets across For boss fights that allow followers, sub out split-shots for the Czar I think its called. As for the ones that don't, since at least at the point i'm at currently, nothing has stopped me from packing 4 Czars the Mecha dragon, and a fuckton of max restore health items, the only distress you will have is a boss that has a lifespan to exceed 10 seconds, though admittedly not by much.

[@robotdickens]

Was surprised he didn't even mention how the game looks awful in comparison to the previous titles. Yes, awful. Graphics, smaphics. Give me color!

[@SJLuis]

Actually you pronounced Ramos right the first time, as it's Ra (like the Egyptian Sun God) Mos (like the word most with out the "t')

[@dr.bright6272]

The akward moment when you find a zombie who's only interested in beating the shit out of other zombies and vehicles that you're not even near. I found him and loved him till he blew himself up with a car *edit* he refused to leave it be even after it was on fire. He ignored me till the very end

[@wilftarkin1702]

I wish Yahtzee would do The Stanley Parable and/or Europa Universalis IV.

[@hulkluvstospooge]

That Doritos reference was pretty good lol

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

Weird random thing to observe as I watch through this playlist for the 80 ballionith time: At the start of the video, Yahtzee tells the observant person to "have a chip" and holds up a bag of Doritos. Being British, wouldn't Yahtzee call those crisps? Chips are what we in the States refer to as french fries.

[@sontypohnenamen5161]

Isn't he from 'straya? I'm not sure about it, but a country that calls flip flops "thongs" and McDonalds "Maccas" shouldn't surprise you with words you'd not have anticipated.

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

+SonTyp OhneNamen He lives in Australia, but is from Britain. Maybe he's picked up some different lingo.

[@sontypohnenamen5161]

***** Then i guess he abandoned the pride in his language and adopted its retarded cousin, American english, probably because more people speak it.

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

SonTyp OhneNamen Or maybe he's adopted some of the language the majority of his viewers speak. Probably happened naturally. Or he was just choosing the term so there wouldn't be confusion.

[@aaron.davies4127]

+OrangeRangerVideos the viewers that he never listens to? what?

[@geekguylt]

saw this one coming the previews and art was to grew-brown industrialy for it to be a good add to the deadrising series. actually im kinda happy I was half expecting this game to be a zombie spunkgargleweewee game, wait that's deadspace

[@Ultrapyre]

Feels like virtually all the Xbone games so far are bad in some way or another. Sad isn't it. =_=

[@Eshayzbra96]

Killzone sucks major arse,

[@perionrobinson3696]

ajaxtaur Don't worry brother, we shall fight the enemy! #pcmasterrace

[@disturbedrocks1996]

Ummm sir, if you remember with the Xbox 360 and PS3. LAUNCH TITLES FOR NEW SYSTEMS ALWAYS SUCK ASS. With the possible exception of Super Mario Bros. for the NES

[@destuctir]

on the uspide people are reportin gthe xbox actually works, unlike the ps4

[@virginiasaintj]

destuctir Look up "xbox smoking".

[@JoeDM28]

You know, CGP grey called you the Roger Ebert of video games. Thats high praise in my book. Wait, not like you give a shit though.

[@Kemonokami]

"GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD!!"

[@SixHod]

Chris "Fuckboulders" Redfield approves!

[@jim191185]

Fuck, I am so happy I bought a PS4 :)

[@SuperLordGaming]

+jim jimjim Arnold's face makes that better.

[@MCHellshit]

+jim jimjim Yea, enjoying your remasters of old PS3 games?

[@jim191185]

***** I bought my PS4 so I could play TLOU :)

[@robertphillips8296]

It's been almost 10 years and Sony still hasn't gotten a port of dead rising 3

[@Jaceblue04]

As for this game being too easy, all I can say is, "It's a sandbox, what did you expect?"

[@CrashKritz]

Assassins Creed is a sandbox and yet it had decent difficulty levels

[@mclovinakapascal]

Sandbox = easy? No, sandboxes are supposed to be lively interesting places to explore.

[@JoshuaBegin]

Docta venatus Assassin's Creed is too fucking easy for me but the world is so lively and the fighting system is so fun that I don't care about it at all

[@edbrunov5653]

Docta venatus Think you are confusing open world with sandbox..

[@SaintGat99]

If only Capcom could focus more on Ace Attorney, its best game series, instead of Resident Evil 6:What Horror? and Dead Rising 3:What Color?

[@codyprickett5167]

Megaman an street fighter is capcoms babies

[@Penningtontj]

Cody Prickett Which it abandons and misuses so often it's amazing Child Services don't get involved...

[@SaintGat99]

***** Okay, that would be...Kind of cool. Better than the Professor Layton crossover.

[@MarlonMacielBrando]

The real question this review raises is: "Do we need a weapon in Dead Rising that is basically a CRT TV that shoots a giant laser beam just taped to your face?" YES

[@Wolfog_]

I LOVE YOU these a bloody hilarious i love your pessimistic/realistic vies

[@HimboBangings]

Deadrising will be available on 5th of September for the PC. It's not an xbox exclusive. Microsoft loves money.

[@daltonbecker4494]

I Love that game, I had dropped a boomstick, junk ball, & a folding chair and picked up a junk ball I didn't stop till the damm thing broke!

[@AztecMoogle]

Zombies are easier than The Jam! Unless you have Peanut Butter!

[@jaceyb3792]

Actually dead rising was made for the wii as Dead Rising chop 'til you drop

[@hyperforce]

There is a hardcore mode that takes away all the parts that were made easier.

[@Sporktooth]

Review the Timesplitters series!

[@Altear]

step 3, Profit!

[@DanielLincoln94]

nice!

[@FOX11GUY]

I just finished the video. Does this mean I legally played and past DR3 now?