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Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-5956 - THEREISNOCANNON

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The Exploring Series

The Exploring Series

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@dreamwalker4884
@dreamwalker4884 5 ай бұрын
"Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate" Ah shit, we're doing pataphysics again...
@mr.t0xic100
@mr.t0xic100 3 ай бұрын
I had never seen the word pataphysics before and after reading the wikipedia article on it, I never want to again. What the actual fuck does any of that stuff mean?
@randomdude6446
@randomdude6446 3 ай бұрын
​​​@@mr.t0xic100Its the science of meta writing essentially some people in scp know they are fictional and study the physics of that
@meltedWax169
@meltedWax169 Ай бұрын
I fucking love it personally ​@@mr.t0xic100
@IgorAlvarenga791
@IgorAlvarenga791 4 ай бұрын
"Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate" Graduated in Scientific Sciences from Universal University. This one is a legit science guy. I trust him!
@travisoliver6741
@travisoliver6741 4 ай бұрын
To be fair, he had identity abstracted by the god of the fairies, so those might literally be his credentials.
@biotoxin6280
@biotoxin6280 Ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@travisoliver6741goddman fairies it’s always them messing things up.
@ingavarh
@ingavarh 20 күн бұрын
Idk man universal university sounds pretty fucking high class if it's universal
@zenerstorm95
@zenerstorm95 5 ай бұрын
You know you've sunken too much time in a fandom where you can listen to one of these and understand everything that's being said to you
@Mondy667
@Mondy667 5 ай бұрын
I still remember being able to completely comprehend 6659 when I was reading it
@TheDeepSeaCreature
@TheDeepSeaCreature 5 ай бұрын
That's the reward 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@EspeonMistress00
@EspeonMistress00 5 ай бұрын
I can't fully understand and I disappointed in myself but then again could be because of sleep deprivation
@c0ldsh0w3r
@c0ldsh0w3r 5 ай бұрын
Sunken 😂
@coke_the_gal2813
@coke_the_gal2813 5 ай бұрын
ok but blank's work is fucking amazing
@Zack-xv2yc
@Zack-xv2yc 5 ай бұрын
Pick your choice: 🔵 "The *REISNO* cannon" _or_ 🔴 *"there is no canon"*
@modernwarfarefilms1
@modernwarfarefilms1 5 ай бұрын
I read it as the second option
@scmontgomery
@scmontgomery 5 ай бұрын
Both by the rules of a Dragonbreak
@nyarparablepsis872
@nyarparablepsis872 5 ай бұрын
Both. Down with binary reductionism!
@TheLeathlobhair
@TheLeathlobhair 5 ай бұрын
Joke's on you, the blue dress is actually gold!
@brianlewolfhunt
@brianlewolfhunt 5 ай бұрын
well option number 2 is a different SCP
@Carpythesharky
@Carpythesharky 5 ай бұрын
"REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 5 ай бұрын
Clever as duck
@shadow_psych7069
@shadow_psych7069 5 ай бұрын
🤮
@aryanahr7887
@aryanahr7887 5 ай бұрын
But THERE IS NO CANNON?! 🤣
@TheMimiSard
@TheMimiSard 5 ай бұрын
@@aryanahr7887 Double Entendre.
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 5 ай бұрын
what?
@ZeroSuitSamo
@ZeroSuitSamo 5 ай бұрын
"Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate" I'm fucking dying lmfao. I nearly spit my breakfast all over my desk
@quicksilvertongue3248
@quicksilvertongue3248 3 ай бұрын
You must be new around here....
@RetoskiCat
@RetoskiCat 3 ай бұрын
placeholder is a legend
@iantk17
@iantk17 Ай бұрын
this man has Lore and has accomplished much
@ingavarh
@ingavarh 20 күн бұрын
Dr. PhD MD
@camelopardus5955
@camelopardus5955 5 ай бұрын
Man, if nothing else the foundation has an extremely colorful set of occupational Hazards. Electrocution or dust inhalation just seems downright tame compared to turning into liquid on the spot.
@brianlewolfhunt
@brianlewolfhunt 5 ай бұрын
Having your radio turn into glass, transmuting into a mannequin... All in a day's work, really.
@foxi13x
@foxi13x 5 ай бұрын
Dust inhalations sounds really lame, compared to having your muscle mass and skeleton pass through your skin and your skin remains standing
@BertoxolusThePuzzled
@BertoxolusThePuzzled 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, shut hasn't REALLY hit the fan until you are fighting off multiple copies of yourself wielding a cognitohazard that makes you doubt if you were even the original to begin with...
@B_4035mn
@B_4035mn 5 ай бұрын
Bruh, imagine walking around in a typical day of work and then just getting *instantly f**#cking** boiled alive.* 💀
@Renegadebane
@Renegadebane 24 күн бұрын
Dust inhalation in the Foundation is probably still a serious problem. It could make you rapidly de/age, de/evolve, eject all your blood from your eyes, collapse you into a singularity, reverse your perception of reality and fiction, give you instant full body cancer, or any number of extremely painful or fatal effects. Just from changing the filter on an HVAC.
@carolynallisee2463
@carolynallisee2463 5 ай бұрын
The author of the article has a wild sense of humour, taking a statement about the SCP universe itself and turning it into an acronym for a time travel device...
@justinsmith5870
@justinsmith5870 5 ай бұрын
I felt like there was a reason it was call "the reisno" but it I could not quite figure it out. Had to really stare at the title and do the spelling equivalent of counting to twenty on my toes after reading your comment. Lol
@Abominable_Intelligences
@Abominable_Intelligences 5 ай бұрын
Multiple layers of irony 😂
@RetoskiCat
@RetoskiCat 5 ай бұрын
@@Abominable_Intelligences but like, for real: The REISNO cannon - the thing There is no canon -funi scp meta There is no cannon -the thing actually stops existing in the story
@aliveandwellinisrael2507
@aliveandwellinisrael2507 5 ай бұрын
Ah, yet another example of why "What could possibly go wrong?" should be the actual motto of the Foundation. Also, whenever Placeholder is mentioned, you know things are going to get weird.
@Mondy667
@Mondy667 5 ай бұрын
I read somewhere that Placeholder is malicious
@randomdothangs8882
@randomdothangs8882 5 ай бұрын
Why is you’re profile picture fucken Epstein
@randomdothangs8882
@randomdothangs8882 5 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@mattwoodard2535
@mattwoodard2535 5 ай бұрын
The Foundation really didn't do this as Dr. Deering did this without approval. And frankly he causes a LOT of problems in other realities. Offing him makes the world safer. sm
@PhilieBlunt666
@PhilieBlunt666 5 ай бұрын
Him dr bright and tilda moose are some of the best written characters period
@TheDandyMann
@TheDandyMann 5 ай бұрын
Retrocausaly - engineered mean that past events are effected by future events and that its intentional. Intertemporal either means between 2 times or how current decisions affect what options become available in the future. Syncronization means operate at the same time or rate. Noetic means mental activity. And ordinality means the capacity to place numbers in sequence.
@HiImSeanIPlayBass
@HiImSeanIPlayBass 8 күн бұрын
Ok.
@icenmeteor3489
@icenmeteor3489 5 ай бұрын
Dr. Dougall Deering try not to ruin the entire world for something related to his brother challenge, level: Impossible.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 ай бұрын
Let's see who's behind this mask.. *pulls mask off SCP-5956* An SCP-001 proposal!
@michaelandreipalon359
@michaelandreipalon359 5 ай бұрын
*[cue REDACTED ranting about getting away from meddlers]*
@dixionmuncher6481
@dixionmuncher6481 5 ай бұрын
a reply from 23 hours ago? how?
@pandalover900
@pandalover900 5 ай бұрын
Channel members get access to videos early
@TheBearInTheChair
@TheBearInTheChair 5 ай бұрын
If I ever joind, ​@@pandalover900, I hope the videos are still at 3AM EST 😜
@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 5 ай бұрын
@@dixionmuncher6481 yeah hold up something aint right
@erocgittens5962
@erocgittens5962 5 ай бұрын
Every time i hear the word "Temporal" I immediately think to myself this is not gonna end well. They always mess with time and it always fails. Part of me feels like they would learn from the past if they would stop screwing it up so much 😂
@aliveandwellinisrael2507
@aliveandwellinisrael2507 5 ай бұрын
Every time I hear "Placeholder McDoctorate", I think the same
@shiva_hardly_sarcastic
@shiva_hardly_sarcastic 5 ай бұрын
well since they all die everytime they mess with temporal stuff, they cant remember the last time they did it, because everytime is the first time, just in a different time line
@ViirinSoftworks
@ViirinSoftworks 5 ай бұрын
SCP 2000
@roamingnpc7088
@roamingnpc7088 5 ай бұрын
Imagine if this was someone’s introduction to SCP
@RowanNagy97
@RowanNagy97 5 ай бұрын
I watched the entire thing because it was randomly in my recommended while bored on an airport layover and this is my introduction to it lol
@EspeonMistress00
@EspeonMistress00 5 ай бұрын
​@@RowanNagy97Lmao welcome to the fandom. Want some recs from this channel?
@izanagitco9435
@izanagitco9435 5 ай бұрын
Literally me
@ArnoldJudasRimmer..
@ArnoldJudasRimmer.. 4 ай бұрын
​@@EspeonMistress00yes please....
@ZeroStriker165
@ZeroStriker165 4 ай бұрын
​@@ArnoldJudasRimmer..scp 7819 noo Vacancy
@fusionspace175
@fusionspace175 5 ай бұрын
This is not one to play in the background, but it's the good and fun kind of complicated. Coming back later when I can pay full attention.
@jacobcain9008
@jacobcain9008 5 ай бұрын
I was about to do this. Thank you.
@SirAsdf
@SirAsdf 4 ай бұрын
The author of this entry certainly had a fun time coming up with the deaths. Never before have I considered the horrific implications of slowly being turned into a glitched wall texture.
@axelprino
@axelprino 5 ай бұрын
I remember reading part of this canon some years ago, but I followed a series of links that told the story from Phil's point of view so I somehow skipped the REISNO cannon somehow. This whole tale is very convoluted but quite entertaining, the author is particularly creative in the ways in which the characters meet their end, I remember one being turned into a pile of odd looking lemons just because they took a few steps in the wrong direction during one of the re-enactments of the event and how the Foundation just had to keep containing the piles of lemons every year after that. Also this canon is generally bonkers even by SCP standards.
@felixrowan646
@felixrowan646 5 ай бұрын
Let's not forget that all of this started because they thought "Lets take our problems (esoteric waste) and push them somewhere else!" was a good idea. Dougal did this to himself from the very beginning.
@toooes
@toooes 5 ай бұрын
the cannon is a lie
@TheMysticalTank
@TheMysticalTank 5 ай бұрын
What about the cake?
@Brickerbrack
@Brickerbrack 5 ай бұрын
But delicious.
@dr.robotnik3684
@dr.robotnik3684 5 ай бұрын
Congratulations, you have been promoted to D class.
@ricardohoang8452
@ricardohoang8452 5 ай бұрын
@@TheMysticalTank Nah cake is more real 😂
@michaelandreipalon359
@michaelandreipalon359 5 ай бұрын
Please, no more tired memes from a well concluded puzzle adventure game series.
@theoriginalCorvanas1
@theoriginalCorvanas1 5 ай бұрын
"... when I stand in front of the only mirror in site 43, and you won't look at me" nothing to make you feel guilty quite like a super murderous anomaly that takes the shape of your dead brother that wants nothing to do with you.
@alexplayslife7782
@alexplayslife7782 5 ай бұрын
The very start of the video: oh, this could be a fun one! 10 min later: ah shite, here we go again
@windunursetyadi
@windunursetyadi 5 ай бұрын
I like how this literally connects an alternate On Guard 43 world and the ADMONITION universe which works out for the title in the end lmao
@rallymodeller
@rallymodeller 5 ай бұрын
Just a quick note: Lake Huron is not pronounced "HOO-ron", it's pronounced "HYOU-ron". Like "Hugh". -Signed: someone who camped in the Provincial park that used to be atop Site-43, located less than a half-hour drive north of me
@leahcole8672
@leahcole8672 5 ай бұрын
Omg finally someone else from Michigan who gets it
@rallymodeller
@rallymodeller 5 ай бұрын
@@leahcole8672Not from Michigan, but I can see it from my balcony.
@Rhinlord
@Rhinlord 4 ай бұрын
Thank christ this bothers other people as much as it bothers me
@Fulgrim2
@Fulgrim2 5 ай бұрын
I was kinda hoping it would just be “There is no Cannon” so I could make up something silly but oh well.
@Brawler_1337
@Brawler_1337 5 ай бұрын
That’s supposed to be the play on words here. “The REISNO Cannon” -> “There is no cannon”
@bugjams
@bugjams 5 ай бұрын
Technically canon*, but yeah it's a pun.
@Brawler_1337
@Brawler_1337 5 ай бұрын
@@bugjams I know that. But the phrase “There is no cannon” was used a few times throughout this skip.
@Blewlongmun
@Blewlongmun 5 ай бұрын
"There is no cannon" is a separate idea relating more to the in-universe meta-awareness that the SCP list describes many different realities. A lot of good SCPs are based on taking wordplay literally when you think about it.
@SuperSoundtracksEX
@SuperSoundtracksEX 5 ай бұрын
“What could go wrong?” says The Foundation, where everything always goes wrong.
@cadenowens7596
@cadenowens7596 5 ай бұрын
I cannot overstate how much your work is appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing your voice and these stories with us. I sleep so well a few times a week thanks to you; please, keep it up !!❤
@howardhavardramberg7160
@howardhavardramberg7160 5 ай бұрын
The Reisno Cannon
@dthompsonza
@dthompsonza 5 ай бұрын
Did he just read it wrong or is it on porpoise? #thisisajokeffs
@Carpythesharky
@Carpythesharky 5 ай бұрын
​@@dthompsonza In the actual SCP article it is the "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
@aliveandwellinisrael2507
@aliveandwellinisrael2507 5 ай бұрын
​@@dthompsonzaporpoise? lol I wondered that at first. "Isn't it.." but as he continued, it was obvious that it was what he said
@KutsugeMindUrmoks
@KutsugeMindUrmoks 5 ай бұрын
There Is No Cannon
@ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
@ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. 5 ай бұрын
​@@KutsugeMindUrmoks True
@Sweet.peach21
@Sweet.peach21 5 ай бұрын
Had to rewind the first couple seconds bc I read the title as “There Is No Cannon” and when you said, “The Reisno Cannon” I got very confused. Also, glad to be back! Took a lil break from SCPs so now it’s time to binge all of them of course
@DarkLightSwordFight
@DarkLightSwordFight 5 ай бұрын
😂😂yeah i hear that!! 😎😎
@ZeroSuitSamo
@ZeroSuitSamo 5 ай бұрын
The whole "using time travel to stop a bad thing only to realize you made it worse" plot just reminds me of the old "boys with a time machine" meme with Arnold Schwarzenegger running with the caption "Let that man into art school!" With another one behind him with a hammer a sickle on his chest saying "No just let it happen I was wrong!" Lol
@Primatenate88
@Primatenate88 4 ай бұрын
The family guy time travel episode lol
@one_two_three_for_five
@one_two_three_for_five 5 ай бұрын
took me this long to realise that THEREISNOCANNON is a pun on THERE IS NO CANON
@willharris2541
@willharris2541 5 ай бұрын
Why don’t they just have someone ALWAYS on standby at SCP2000.
@chasefrost1401
@chasefrost1401 5 ай бұрын
So 001-A is an inverse "constant companion" In the summary part, it's also like the time sphere in Futurama. Neat.
@raulcici5767
@raulcici5767 5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for covering this one!! At about 1:00:00 the whole explanation resembles the bit about missiles knowing their position "it knows where it was, and where it isn't"
@TrenersLP
@TrenersLP 5 ай бұрын
I absolutely love Placeholder and HarryBlank's work, excited to see you cover this
@sanstheskeleton8104
@sanstheskeleton8104 5 ай бұрын
Miguel O'hara: *VISIBLE ANGER*
@carloslorenzo7243
@carloslorenzo7243 5 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who felt a shiver run down his spine at the words "Paradox Exodus Engine"? xD Given that this Article was written by HarryBlank and Placeholder McD, the REISNO Canon now seems to be in the posession of the In-universe Placeholder from the Admonition Series, which... is realy fucking unsetteling xD
@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991
@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991 5 ай бұрын
Oh boy another meta cannon scp I love this stuff
@CleetusGlobin
@CleetusGlobin 5 ай бұрын
The Rye Snow Cannon
@Butterlord737
@Butterlord737 5 ай бұрын
Any time placeholder and wettle and balnk are in something you know its gonna get funky
@DoTheThingTheater
@DoTheThingTheater 5 ай бұрын
I love the descriptions of the chaos that unfolds in the stories of this universe. So creative and ridiculous
@3OOM9
@3OOM9 5 ай бұрын
I'd love to watch a video about the entire arc, once it's done
@Unicatfan_
@Unicatfan_ 5 ай бұрын
Aw yea 3am wheres the 3am guy
@theantshop8395
@theantshop8395 5 ай бұрын
Yo what’s up bro sorry I’m late I’m on a walk along the train tracks rn cuz of insomnia vibing to SCP stories and 40k lore
@Ian501st
@Ian501st 5 ай бұрын
Hellyeah man
@General_Tso762
@General_Tso762 5 ай бұрын
I'm late as always
@PocketAmbience
@PocketAmbience 5 ай бұрын
Another well narrated SCP, thanks man. If you're looking to branch out, the Dune universe would be interesting to explore :)
@n00battak3r
@n00battak3r 5 ай бұрын
I'd actually like to hear that from him
@Acolyte_of_Cthulhu
@Acolyte_of_Cthulhu 5 ай бұрын
SCP Murphys Law was present.
@topher_69eze34
@topher_69eze34 5 ай бұрын
That's reminiscent of Steins;Gate. Hououin kyouma (A.K.A. Rintaro Okabe) would like an upgrade please. 😅
@imgladnotu9527
@imgladnotu9527 5 ай бұрын
the time leap device is far more practical than the reisno cannon tbh, considering you don't really need to repeat the instructions to your past self to ensure a paradox doesnt occur, its only really limited by how much time you can leap...... a week max kinda ass but oh well.
@ShadowKingRPG
@ShadowKingRPG 5 ай бұрын
The Reisno Cannon, There Is No Cannon.....nothing is true, everything is permittted....
@mr.sadguy1287
@mr.sadguy1287 5 ай бұрын
We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are the Assassin Foundation
@mariecarie1
@mariecarie1 5 ай бұрын
*Laughs in Bohemian Rhapsody*
@jeffreyzervos6938
@jeffreyzervos6938 5 ай бұрын
I love this. Although I'm saddened your not doing any cactus verse I really loved those the best
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 5 ай бұрын
What I would love to find another SCP that includes a footnote among the lines of: "During the recontainment efforts, a gnarled corpse carrying Dr. McDoctorate's identification was discovered along with wreckage from what appears to be two pieces of machinery. Site personnel have reached out to the doctor to ascertain what he knows about "P.E.E." or a "-SNO CANNON."
@vereinigtestaaten6453
@vereinigtestaaten6453 5 ай бұрын
How so? Paradox Placeholder is still alive, just transported into ADMONITION
@hesiod_delta9209
@hesiod_delta9209 5 ай бұрын
@@vereinigtestaaten6453 OP just wants the recurring presence of devices named with the acronym P.E.E. to be acknowledged. Plus it would be a nice parallel to SCP-5000, except the time-travelling cadaver more overtly deserved his death.
@LinksFan
@LinksFan 5 ай бұрын
What a pleasant thing to finish work and come back to
@stonegardner9380
@stonegardner9380 5 ай бұрын
Poor Dr Dougal Deering, can't catch a break. He kinda brings it on himself, but still
@brianlewolfhunt
@brianlewolfhunt 5 ай бұрын
Welcome to another rendition of "WTF is going on!?" by our friends at the Foundation!
@tmnimoment
@tmnimoment 5 ай бұрын
1:23: ⏳ Temporal mechanism enabling communication with past selves for knowledge augmentation. 5:45: ⏳ Series of events leading to containment breach and destruction protocol activation. 12:13: ⚠️ Anomalous energy reaction leads to catastrophic effects and erasure of unknown entity. 17:35: 💥 Anomalies breach containment, causing destruction and chaos at SCP facility. 23:40: 🌀 Anomalous event causes personnel transformation and temporal paradox at SCP facility. 29:42: ⚠️ Anomalous linguistic phenomenon causes loss of communication abilities and conceptual invisibility among personnel. 35:09: ⏳ Temporal alterations lead to unexpected consequences and new abilities in SCP personnel. 40:56: ⏳ A plan to undo past mistakes and save others by bringing back a key figure from a forked road. 47:03: 🔒 Anomalous reels and tape discovered containing recordings of Dr. Neo's personal and traumatic experiences. 52:52: ⏳ Anomalous events lead to temporal anomalies and recurring deaths among personnel. 58:32: 🌀 Anomalous device causing reality alterations and time loops at Site-43. Recap by Tammy AI
@thesuperdoge2476
@thesuperdoge2476 4 ай бұрын
I always thought this was named “There Is No Canon”
@MarketResearchReading114
@MarketResearchReading114 5 ай бұрын
Wonderful imagination in this one, I think this idea is a brilliant narrative vehicle.
@basilisk5855
@basilisk5855 5 ай бұрын
YEYAGGHHHGHHH I LOVE ON GUARD 43 SO MUCH
@TheSlizzer348
@TheSlizzer348 5 ай бұрын
I quite like these odd time/reality based SCPs, it’d be nice to see some different types of scp soon though
@justinsmith5870
@justinsmith5870 5 ай бұрын
We need to load Dearing into a cannon. He keeps breaking reality.
@mariecarie1
@mariecarie1 5 ай бұрын
But theREISNOcannon 😱
@Cog_Nomen
@Cog_Nomen 5 ай бұрын
Or we could just load a placeholder for him... 🙃
@Thecrucialdruggy
@Thecrucialdruggy 5 ай бұрын
The area of Nchuthnkarst in Blackreach that houses the Clockwork Criterion, on map, looks exactly like the SCP foundation logo, hanging in the air is some sort of multi dimensional Dwarven sphere device at the very center
@jeshegames
@jeshegames Ай бұрын
Man this is where Dr Douglas Dearing Can’t Change The Past is from? I couldn’t get that out of my head while listening to the Admonition/Acroamatic Abatement articles
@catattack885
@catattack885 5 ай бұрын
Or the THERE IS NO CANNON
@powarless
@powarless 5 ай бұрын
Why does this sound like part of the Admonition series?
@Mondy667
@Mondy667 5 ай бұрын
I think 2 of the writers are authors of some ADMONITION articles
@rajukoley9249
@rajukoley9249 5 ай бұрын
This SCP sounds like a part of the admonition canon but surprisingly it isn't like I checked to see if it was or not and yeah it isn't.
@harryblank43
@harryblank43 5 ай бұрын
It's one of the things we wrote that ended up informing ADMONITION, and is canonically connected to it. I call it Episode 0 sometimes, and Placeholder tactfully fails to correct me.
@aliveandwellinisrael2507
@aliveandwellinisrael2507 5 ай бұрын
Some overlapping authors/characters
@powarless
@powarless 5 ай бұрын
@@harryblank43 thank you for responding. I will be putting it in my Admonition playlist!
@jakemoyers
@jakemoyers 5 ай бұрын
hour long TES always makes my week that much better
@Splorchus
@Splorchus 5 ай бұрын
I guess that I can understand what went on, but I just can't understand why half of that stuff happened? I get that it's SCP but it just takes it so far into randomness. There's involvement from cognitohazards, memetic stuff, a full 001 proposal somehow, on top of things randomly turning into other stuff or coming to life and it just reads like it's trying to be everything at once while using Placeholder as a reason for it. The SCP isn't bad honestly, but it's needlessly complex for my taste
@snowwolf4857
@snowwolf4857 3 ай бұрын
This came on randomly while I was driving the almost hour trip to visit my boyfriend and I’m so glad it did
@AnimeShinigami13
@AnimeShinigami13 10 күн бұрын
Love the pun title. But I think that The Doctor and River Song had the right of it when they said "Shhhhhh!!! Spoilers!!!!!"
@J_McPhearsom
@J_McPhearsom 5 ай бұрын
Yes! a new “bedtime story” for me! I put this on every night to fall asleep to. Lol doesn’t give me nightmares despite the typically graphic or disturbing nature, I think due to your calm delivery. Keep it up!
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 5 ай бұрын
_That's an SCP?!_ I thought that's how tuesday afternoons are supposed to go..
@Parzivle
@Parzivle 5 ай бұрын
Hell yeah boys we sleepin good tonight
@MaxGideonActor
@MaxGideonActor 5 ай бұрын
I love when you hear Dr. PLACEHOLDER you know to not go full involvement with the characters, but to pull back out and look at the story for what it is - a story - and view/listen to it as an observer, rather than a participant, if that makes sense? 😊🤔😬👈💥👀🧠🐧
@VultureSkins
@VultureSkins 18 күн бұрын
5:42 my birthday >:OOOO happy stress-day Dr. Dougleguy
@_Jay_Maker_
@_Jay_Maker_ 5 ай бұрын
Wait, is it "Cannon" like the artillery piece, or "Canon" like the core fundamental building blocks of a setting? One makes more sense than the other.
@Kyora473
@Kyora473 5 ай бұрын
Yes
@joshuasgameplays9850
@joshuasgameplays9850 14 күн бұрын
It's a cannon, with 2 Ns. That being said, the name is also a pun on the phrase "there is no canon", which is something often said by SCP fans when explaining how the lore works.
@kayakMike1000
@kayakMike1000 4 ай бұрын
The Reisno cannon is loaded with amnestics.
@centuramapping
@centuramapping Ай бұрын
If i have a dollar for every time the Foundation accidentally created a temporal paradox by time travelling and it leads to a facility annually being reset to the time of a certain event and everyone has to reenact the event so that reality will not branch, I'd have 2 dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it has happened twice.
@nazgullinux6601
@nazgullinux6601 5 ай бұрын
The canon works by reversing a localized 3D region of natural entropy, adjusting coordinates in real time to account for celestial motion through normal time which includes the rotation of the earth itself. It's tricky, but general relativity allows it (theoretically).
@LazzarrusLong
@LazzarrusLong 5 ай бұрын
01:26 Jet Li tried something like this in a movie titled, “The One” and it didn’t turn out so well for other Jet Lis in other dimensions. Cool movie though!
@KamiTenchi
@KamiTenchi 5 ай бұрын
I don't know what this is about, but im lovin it.
@stargazingskeleton5917
@stargazingskeleton5917 5 ай бұрын
YES! A new SCP read from TES!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@PurpleChevron
@PurpleChevron 5 ай бұрын
In other words, "7 ate 9." (September is the 9th month, but the word means "seventh month" - September 8th - 9 people die.) Clever recursive theme. Of course it could also be interpreted exactly the opposite - 9 ate 7 - since everything is reversing directions and maybe thats why the month that means "seventh month" is the 9th month. Everyone surely knows what 7 represents in these stories.
@corvideer1738
@corvideer1738 5 ай бұрын
Weird ask, but does anyone know of the SCP video about a foundation staff that became like, obsessed with a phone and somehow went into the afterlife, but refused to tell the foundation about it unless they let her speak to her husband? I was falling asleep when I was listening to it, and lost track of what video it was from. Thank you in advance ❤
@user-ih3jb2ky6c
@user-ih3jb2ky6c 5 ай бұрын
I believe what you're looking for is scp-2922
@corvideer1738
@corvideer1738 5 ай бұрын
@@user-ih3jb2ky6c it was!!! Thank you!
@quicksilvertongue3248
@quicksilvertongue3248 4 ай бұрын
Ugh. The moment I heard "acroamatic abatement", I knew this was going to be Bad PmcD, the author of Chaos Theory, and not Good PmcD, the author of Termination Attempt. I'm still baffled that the same brain exists within both of these individuals. We do at least have a few appreciable details here, such as "her skin remained standing", a sentient lake, and "spontaneous noogenesis in reflective surfaces", so even if he's still mostly a bad writer, he still at least has some good ideas.
@oscollective
@oscollective 2 ай бұрын
15:00 Yep, deciding to eat dinner while listening to this was a mistake. I regret my life choices.
@Autrone
@Autrone 5 ай бұрын
"TheREISNOcannon" Nice.
@kyleespinoza7201
@kyleespinoza7201 5 ай бұрын
Neat, the SCP foundation got a hold of Hououin Kyouma's time leap machine. Didn't expect a Steins;Gate crossover, but here we are lol
@joshrosario1269
@joshrosario1269 5 ай бұрын
I wonder if this is related to the existential abatement canon since dougal messed with time on both to save his brother
@Breadboy900
@Breadboy900 5 ай бұрын
I'm wondering the same. Gonna have to look deeper into this. Used to hearing him say that this is a continuing of a story and what nof
@KirigayaKazutoBeater
@KirigayaKazutoBeater 5 ай бұрын
Will you do a reading on the 8000 winner? I just read it and it's amazing! Love both 8000 and its prequel 4000
@ktjohnson1431
@ktjohnson1431 5 ай бұрын
The risotto cannon
@cjthebeesknees
@cjthebeesknees 5 ай бұрын
Mama Mia
@mariecarie1
@mariecarie1 5 ай бұрын
“The risotto cannon is BURNT, you bloody donut!”
@theotherdave8013
@theotherdave8013 5 ай бұрын
4 min into this one and...my head hurts.
@therongjr
@therongjr 5 ай бұрын
Dammit, I didn't want to re-read all of "On Guard 43" so soon, but of course now I have to!
@donttrustabroom
@donttrustabroom 5 ай бұрын
Yusss. Just in time for bed. Thanks so much!!
@IchbinX
@IchbinX 5 ай бұрын
omfg, you beat me to it.
@donttrustabroom
@donttrustabroom 5 ай бұрын
@@IchbinX got the notification as I was jumping in bed. Have a good sleep!!
@UGNAvalon
@UGNAvalon 5 ай бұрын
Hoo boy, this is some Doctor Who levels of timey-wimey shenanigans. 🤯 Specifically, it reminded me of the Last Great Time War (especially its fanfic depiction) : At the epicenter of the time-paradoxical anomaly, ppl are dying, only to resurrect every year, and when they Don’t die, their personal timelines get corrupted, turning them into homicidal degradations. And when Extra ppl die, time has to be shifted in order to compensate for this, and their deaths have to then be maintained in every cycle, or the paradox will get even more convoluted. 😵
@adeimousragnarok8150
@adeimousragnarok8150 5 ай бұрын
NoCannon....WHAT...How in the heck are we going to have a SCP Convention if there's no Cannon...
@3003aug
@3003aug 5 ай бұрын
I like how it spells out There is no cannon.
@leahcole8672
@leahcole8672 5 ай бұрын
Also lake Huron being hostile to life and construction isn't strictly scp related, the great lakes just be like that
@sirreadsalot6654
@sirreadsalot6654 5 ай бұрын
Hm, there is no cannon, I never thought of that
@thewarroirtaco
@thewarroirtaco 5 ай бұрын
perfect timing
@dianeknut6587
@dianeknut6587 3 ай бұрын
Fun vid to clean my bathroom to unfortunately I've understood nothing, 10/10 anyhow
@chaselandry2962
@chaselandry2962 5 ай бұрын
What came first? Therisnocannon or the pegasus mecha with the paracausal gun that exists outside reality and never misses?
@Row2501
@Row2501 5 ай бұрын
Man, this is right up there with The Bellerverse and The Kaktusverse!
@aaronfine734
@aaronfine734 5 ай бұрын
Are they actually called placeholder in the file?
@michaelliggett1622
@michaelliggett1622 5 ай бұрын
Placeholder mcdoctorate is indeed the character name it explained elsewhere his real name was taken by the author
@centurosproductions8827
@centurosproductions8827 5 ай бұрын
This just makes me wonder if we have a “head cannon” article yet.
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