The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 470

[@schmidtyization]

Brendan making fun of Bryan for believing the Bear video, then goes on to talk about a superhero murderer that lifted a vw that took 2 machines and 8 men to move...

[@b.c.7741]

Precisely

[@brokenshores9162]

Jay Schmidt exactly!

[@jimwhite2893]

That video is real too. He doesn't know shit

[@ftmws293]

@@jimwhite2893 no it's not dumbass

[@CRF1994]

Jim White nah that video is fake there’s another video with 2 bikers speaking some European language and that one is real

[@brandonhardman1955]

I saw Bryan this past weekend Thursday at the Tempe improv, if you have the means to see him perform live, I cannot suggest it highly enough

[@DFDBEAST]

Bout fucking time.

[@AstroHuff9990]

Saw him in NC bout 2 years ago. He's incredible live. Then afterwards he came to a bar and hung out with everyone. It was awesome.

[@SKgoon]

all I heard was “I cannot suggest it”

[@Setlinsubba]

@@SKgoon lmao Dick head.

[@TheUnholyPosole]

Bryan, we know that's you using your troll account, hyping your shows.

[@bterwin9887]

Chin took so long to upload because getting rid of prostitute bodies takes 2-3 hours per body

[@jonnysith]

Bodies are surprisingly heavy

[@davidpatel5267]

@@jonnysith yes but I feel like if we start a GoFundMe and get him a new pickup truck with a mini hoist on the back it could be more efficient to the uploads get more attention.

[@DapperCracker512]

Hopefully Chin is more proficient at murder than he is at using Google... Chin setting Asian people back centuries on his own.

[@caseyj8313]

He was nodding out off kratom more like it

[@davidpatel5267]

@@DapperCracker512 good murderers dont use Google. Too much evidence. That's why he isn't on prettyboi Jamie's level.

[@Colt-Forty5]

30:58 “He’s a lyricist, son! Right up there with Cole and Kendrick Lamar” Lmao

[@JRL415]

Lyric Cyst

[@KnotBoxing]

Laughed so hard when brendan said fast & furious changed chins life

[@karljonson3287]

Live one quarter mile at the time.

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

I miss sasso.... brendan S'basket of CATS

[@buckrogers4820]

Hey its the guy that comments on every tfatk video ever!!

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

@@buckrogers4820 Haha why don't you put on a vest with a bunch of pockets and take a hike

[@stoneraleks]

Can't wait til Bryan and Sasso's podcast comes out

[@buckrogers4820]

BRYAN crypt keeper CALLEN i would love to! But only if you watch me put it on while trying to drum up an original thought as opposed to taking air out of quality humor a better human came up with..

[@ABCDoris]

Buck Rogers Get a life jackass. If he’s commented on every video, you’ve obviously read them you fucking anus.

[@raphythemighty2613]

i feel like Bryan isnt appreciated enough by the crew...like hes the only one who tries to have conversations with more depth. However Chin, Kat n Brenda always just laugh it off

[@markdelgado7130]

They dont want to be made fun of. Deflect everything

[@SavageAudits]

Frankly, if it were not for Brendan’s irreverence I probably wouldn’t watch this podcast.

[@SavageAudits]

ash delionce Because it would be funny and Bryan could stop every wagging tongue. 🇺🇸⭐️ BLACKS 4 TRUMP 2020 🇺🇸⭐️

[@SavageAudits]

ash delionce When Brendan and Chin and Kat are laughing while Brendan is mocking Bryan, Bryan could throw a curveball like “Hey! How about the Korean sex crime wave?” and peer at Chin. There are a lot of us melanin-enfused Trump supporters out here in California but the corporate media has to keep that a forbidden secret.

[@dellofaction2955]

@ash delionce that guys not black....trust me

[@19craig93]

brendan isnt "thinking about over-all's" he already has them and is announcing it to get a preemptive reaction

[@lookatmycloset]

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHIN VS CALLEN BOXING MATCH??! Have them run it BARE KNUCKLE for making us wait

[@Daniel-ds4oq]

Lmaoo

[@texcc789us]

Brendan Puss'd out and bleeped himself. If you gonna say it, just let it ride.

[@DerpnHerb9]

Clearly he doesn't listen to Bill Burr 😂

[@jesse7157]

Worlds biggest bitch

[@cb7pwn]

ya wtf, i thought i was hearing things... this show is going too hollywood

[@GolfTool]

It’s because Charlemagne scolded him on the Breakfast Club for still referring to women as bitches in 2019.

[@DerpnHerb9]

@@cb7pwn gotta expect it, schaubs sold out. He's a slave to the dolla bills. Callen doesn't give a fuck. He's set for life no matter how well/terrible his career is going.

[@photocamera9390]

Brendan makes Chin upload late so Below The Belt gets more views

[@calholli]

I don't see how that works, it doesn't make me watch it.

[@saint52vvs]

photo camera even though it won’t

[@davidpatel5267]

u FiNnA gEt BlOcKeD *B*

[@davidpatel5267]

@Miguel Camacho Fawk No

[@mondaymorning9822]

Look into it...

[@the_KING_andthe_DUCK]

Brendan "stop touching me, but keep touching me" Schaub

[@leeroy7729]

20 comments in and not one mention of the BLEEPS WTF IS GOING ON ... Am I hearing things ?!

[@garrettrichardson403]

I just noticed the first one. What is happening

[@leeroy7729]

@@garrettrichardson403 Idk man I guess it's not such a big deal... right ?!

[@jyotiparmar]

They’re probably getting demonetized for swearing

[@lex4665]

the worst shit ever its even on audio only. All down hill now. Money over free speech I guess.

[@Iwasthewalrus]

Sad time...

[@bwill5599]

We beeping out words now? Wtf is going on?? Wooooords??? Don’t care what they were cuz they’re wooooords.

[@ryanstoyles7611]

brianne is conscious of the comments b hes realizing that people fucking hate him

[@simons4474]

Yeah something weird going on, Brenda's reading adverts in the middle of below the belt.

[@jeffmcdougall9069]

So we're bleeping out words now?? What is happening

[@littlemonsterpants]

I knowwwww, it sucks!

[@10babiscar]

I hate it, people who censor speech should be taken down

[@ABCDoris]

Jeff McDougall probably to stop all the whiney little bitches complaining and getting them demonetised.

[@nateypoo]

I was fine when they started doing ads, but bleeps take it to a whole new level of dogshit. WTF KZbin?!?!

[@mondaymorning9822]

Did Chin forget where the studio was so he assumed everyone had been kidnapped and murdered and went to the police to report the crime?

[@dude231ification]

Complicated Apes was brilliant! That airline story at the end made me emotional, well done Bryan 👍🏻

[@joegrills9458]

I found it hard to jack off to it to be honest but it was pretty funny

[@albertcorrales5568]

Ain't mad achya....ain't mad achya.... Brendan ruins this podcast.... Will Sasso and Delia need to do this show with Caylen...

[@ChichiNaka]

for 37 Brayden dresses like every shitty 11 year old step brother in every teen romance movie, his names kevin or something and the main character always screams at him

[@Nick-gi8mh]

I like how you strategically messed up his name and his age, it makes it look like you don't follow everything he does like a proper fanboy just to leave hate comments. I like the way you think

[@ChichiNaka]

@@Nick-gi8mh 36, 9 months off, want me to correct it for you bubba?

[@Nick-gi8mh]

Chiyori Nakanishi there! I knew you knew :)

[@Nick-gi8mh]

Chiyori Nakanishi fanboy

[@steve0o]

I would bet my life savings he couldn't name a single player on the White Sox

[@Maximumdeuce]

*someone puts the slightest bit of thought into something* Brendan: So calculated

[@KSingh627]

Top of the morning to ya Breanne and Brenda! Where’s Sasso?

[@zachfarnitano3496]

To busy being Will "wishing the tmp was as good as it use to be" Sasso

[@codyerickson3550]

I saw Bryan’s show at Tempe Improv Saturday night and he was absolutely killin’ it!! I love how animated he is in his act. My only regret is I really wish I could have stuck around afterwards for pictures and what not. I’ll definitely be seeing him again next time he comes into town!!

[@thejesus95]

"This is worth a listen ..." -pulls out phone, and is on it throughout-

[@nolackin60617]

Name 1 guy that could beat Callen in a bare knuckle boxing match. I'll wait...

[@nini97JA]

Chips Delano

[@PLsexpicklePL]

He'll move around on ya

[@dylan1705]

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

[@brodyrichard263]

McGregor

[@tubeaddict871]

Bill Sasson

[@mattnoriega4842]

I think it's time for these guys to split. Schaub stick with theo and callen with sasso and dhelia.👍🏼

[@HoldenCoughfield]

They clearly both don't want to do this with one another

[@justemusicme]

Ya know jus s’little bout comedy huh? They are great great friends dude. Also, they talk about things like “talking over each other, interrupting, when be serious when to joke” these are all things they are pros at.....they have even discussed people hating on them and saying the exact same thing you just said. Fans, overtime, start thinking so arrogantly that they know what works best for a show. It’s a little ironic actually lol. Just think about it. Don’t sensationalize something in your own head. Be self aware.

[@justemusicme]

They discuss things just like it’s a performance. Truth.

[@mattnoriega4842]

@@justemusicme "be self aware" lol it's called an opinion buddy, not everyone is going to agree with it. I've been watching this show for a few years and I don't think they're as funny now. I laugh WAY more when sasso and dehlia do the show with brian and Schaub does the king and the sting.

[@justemusicme]

Matt Noriega my self awareness point is this. Tell me what was accomplished with your comment. What did you hope to accomplish? You make my point by saying it’s an opinion. Just because you can comment doesn’t always mean you should. Just think bruh. That’s all.

[@kevintierney1724]

Mod Sun is a really nice person. He is always about staying positive. Great energy to be around.

[@Rejeckted]

"He lifted it back down" CTE everybody

[@TheMadooox1]

The what by chin at 1:35:34 had me rolling 😂😂

[@jeenyus720]

44:08 Brendan, have you seen yoooour commmments?

[@poplarbar5059]

He NEVER reads the comments, b. Although hes quite accurate at quoting them.

[@MrWorld-hc5rs]

The level of projection here is truly amazing. he's been getting worse since his Speshul bombed.

[@SDFC4852]

This guys delusional

[@mindyvaughan9638]

The movie “About Time” is AMAZING! I never cry at movies, but that one gets me every single time!

[@philipjennings4664]

People love to talk shit about baseball until they try hitting a lob fastball and look like a person learning to move for the first time

[@rhysconnel8755]

Here for Callen ONLY!!!!!!!!!

[@joshgarza3605]

South side pride! Hard to come across it in the wild. Appreciate the Sox rep.

[@soxfantony773]

Yeah boyyyyyy

[@chrishighfill1684]

Bear's never chase things Bear's always roar when there running LMFAO

[@TheUnbekantxe36]

At this point, we're just watching two guys on KZbin that are Youtubing videos...bring back my boy Sass!

[@user-zu5sp7wx2g]

Current events are great as long as they're not all about fighting or sports. These dudes can be funny as fuck reacting to the most horrific shit. Oh and sasso is a little overrated. Funny but you guys make it seem like he's bill burr

[@PistolTwist]

Idk man id argue sasso is better on podcasts than burr...id say burr's podcast is overrated..stand ups another story..just my opinion

[@TheUnbekantxe36]

@@PistolTwist I gotta agree with you. Sasso is the best on podcasts..his off the cuff humor, improvisation, characters, and impressions. Not to mention he still manages to be act out physical comedy in a small chair. Hilarity from start to finish

[@user-zu5sp7wx2g]

@@PistolTwist As long as Burr isn't talking about sports he's the funniest. The sports talk does really hurt the podcast though since he talks about it all the fucking time

[@steve3011]

Brenda is to cool for Callen these days. Shame

[@wildink8081]

“Cutting a dogs head off and waking me up from a deep sleep 2 things you should go to jail forever for”. “I’m all set on juice bitch” lmfao dead

[@baze_personal]

Bryan bought shoes to match his hair, sweet...

[@cdai216]

Godamn that Tyler Perry speech was powerful.

[@jeepz669]

What's with the bleeps chin? Is this a PG-13 podcast?

[@SavageAudits]

JeepZJ 101 This podcast is for teeny-bopper K-Pop fans cause the Koreans took over the production.

[@danroberts8078]

"Hello Twitter world" doesn't get funnier when you repeat it 10000X

[@77kcwnj]

Daniel Roberts everyone has to laugh before he stops saying his shitty not funny joke

[@James-jm6vt]

Watch Congratulations Podcast, it’s originally Chris’ bit for like ten minutes. Had me rolling

[@danroberts8078]

@@James-jm6vt This makes total sense considering he often takes bits from his surrounding "crew"

[@qbatr8634]

Fight talk at 33:20 You're welcome.

[@Dannytheman444]

Thank you now I know what to avoid

[@cashhabits5420]

Theo von hasn't been on for 76 episodes!What the fuck!The fans want him back!

[@SuperMattyjay]

Brendan Schaub "I don't read comments." also Brendan Schaub "Did you read the comments?!"

[@curmudgeon8]

Roomate walks by* "WHATS IN THE BOXXX!?!?"

[@tonyf.6640]

I swear, Brendan looks like the posterboy for Mr.Clean if they decided to put out new line of scented enemas.

[@S1X_Bucks]

The poop guy from the current events got that idea from Training Day. Lol

[@fred7486]

80 Mph is low level high school Brendan? I dont think so.

[@copenukka]

yea he really thought he was in there hitting 100 mph fastballs too. He just has to make Callen feel like shit, that's all that matters.

[@LosBandoleros928]

Yup. Anything to make callen look like shit

[@northlanderofficial]

This was my favourite TFATK to date and I don't even know why.

[@GolfTool]

I just came to hear Brendan talk about ivrything and ivrybody.

[@10babiscar]

bet you liked his story about 'ear canada'

[@calholli]

They set in for that embeeded mid-roll ad..... and I just press that forward key just as fast as it can click... ghadoooosh.

[@SimonaLisaBuRR]

Brendan said "sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you"

[@poplarbar5059]

*Continues talking after he interrupts

[@noneofyourbusiness913]

"I'll never get plastic surgery, don't be vain as an old man, I'd never do it" "Yeah my wife is down with is and I might do it" damn, seems like Callen was projecting the whole time and actually just needed to be re assured by people around him to do it.

[@Bretzky01]

This guy is a fan of every baseball team in the league

[@brandonchase4343]

Lol 😂 that was me when they talk about a guys that got hit by a a Suv 🚙 because of a drunk driver lying too me saying he was sober enough to drive apparently!!!! Thanks lads for talking about me on your podcast!!!... Respect ✊

[@tremendous9667]

"What?!" - Chin

[@konkelkent]

Chin if you are reading this, i think im not the only one that would appreciate like links to the stories you guys talk about in current events.

[@dethronegaming8017]

lmao at brendan thinking that bear chase is fake, dudes a joke

[@williammoyer8220]

...its been proven fake, amigo. youre the joke.

[@dethronegaming8017]

@@williammoyer8220 lmao show me the edited version i tryed to look its all i think its fake but believe me its not hahaha

[@williammoyer8220]

@@dethronegaming8017 i dont "believe you" and it is fake. dig a little deeper, child.

[@williammoyer8220]

@@dethronegaming8017 www.snopes.com/fact-check/bear-vs-bike/

[@dethronegaming8017]

@@williammoyer8220 LMAO again that video states i do not believe its real LOL ahahahha wow kid learn to actually do some research their is not one video showing edited scenes ahah

[@HIGHTS]

1:34:40 Brendan having a CTE flair up hahahaha

[@TheDAN847]

Diggin the white Sox jersey

[@davegass1650]

Brendan does a great job . I think people who give him hate , are jealous of him . They are a great team . Brendan is killing it , becoming a headliner and multiple podcasts in such a short time . Great job Brendan 👍👍👍 .

[@BusinessRaptor520]

Edward Scissorhands; Radio, I Am Sam; The Lion King. Umm do we see what the difference here is?

[@calholli]

YOU'RE KILLING ME CHIN! (btw.. your headaches are from taking too much Kratom vs not enough water. You're dehydrated. That fine powder sucks the water out of your pooper, which is also why you're constipated. You need a lot more water. At least 16oz glass when you dose. and another within an hour... Drink more water-- ask me how I know)

[@KnowinSelf]

She sorta threw him under the table-Brandon schaub

[@GhastlyCretin]

Yup and "endorphins" allowed a man to lift up a car with super strength. Amazingly dumb.

[@KnowinSelf]

GhastlyCretin85 he lifted a car and dragged a body under the car simultaneously! The cte is legittttttt

[@copenukka]

@@KnowinSelf haha my jaw dropped at that stupidity. I've heard him say plenty of dumb shit but at this point he probably believes superman is a real person.

[@bendekko2770]

It takes less than a second for a 90 mph fastball to reach home plate from the pitchers mound.

[@BAGofTALENT]

Nobody- Brendan- you guys know you can illegal stream stuff , wonder if the UFC knows this ?

[@BLACK05GO1]

I spit out my breakfast when Brendan said "check out the body on Bruce." From what I'm hearing, Bruce wants his manhood back. Total reversal.

[@seven9799]

bare knuckle boxing is the big 3 of the nba

[@cdai216]

How does Bryan say he understands the history of the country but is still against reparations. I don't think it should be a cheque in the mail but designated programs for African Americans should be made using a reparation fund.

[@aaronw7971]

Brendan looks like that one rich kid that got everything off his parents

[@photocamera9390]

Aaron W Well his dad is a multi millionaire

[@aaronw7971]

I didn’t know that, explains everything 😂

[@arun_av25]

@@photocamera9390 that'd be bryan

[@justinfuzzyhat]

109:32 first funny moment from Brendan that made me laugh. Good job

[@gilly1422]

Schaub wearing jerseys like it's the 90's

[@johnnyblaze8970]

That’s my team too lololol

[@hamhi98]

Brendan just texting for a good 3-4 minutes during the podcast 😂😂

[@barflyojsh1895]

Brandon getting too cocky these days. Next we will hear about how he is becoming a movie star...dude is a hack that was created in rogans basement

[@2013pitttguy]

Literally anyone: “He/She is the best” Brendan: “THE BEST”

[@MrRaw4life]

Oh the leopard print backwards hat is about to give me a aneurism.

[@vaprex]

@7:15 Love hearing Kat laugh at that dumbass face Brendan makes when trying to understand Bryan talking about Robert Sapolsky.

[@AntiiElian]

Shoutout my boy Brendan for sporting the White Sox!

[@TwoFingerSaloute]

I'm from Banff and I can confirm, there are grizzlies. One in particular is named "the Boss"...he weighs about 700 pounds and eats other bears occasionally. Pretty chill around humans though...

[@captainthrall]

Schaub.... your special bro - it was rough

[@finlaycarr6425]

captainthrall why all the negativity bro

[@onlyabudi]

Hes not your bro, bro

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Was the worst many of us have ever seen! He was even giving people full spectrum CBD discounts for 10 star reviews on IMDb

[@poodie125]

Y'cuda

[@calholli]

It was bad enough that I still haven't seen his or Callens.

[@DEEPMMA]

so your not aloud to say bitch now? is it censored again im confused 1:12:50

[@wotwot5212]

Funny how Callen promotes his special at the end of every episode, yet Schaub never mentions his own even though it's more recent... I wonder why that is....

[@maciek8159]

Lol literally one of the comments on IMDb says “I got cancer watching his special” and now in the trivia section it says Brendan caught some heat for buying positive reviews

[@wotwot5212]

@@maciek8159 He was giving out 50% discounts for some sponsor too anyone who left a 5 star review and sent a screenshot to prove it...

[@maciek8159]

I know it’s pathetic.

[@BrianMoncada]

Bryan CRUSHED at Tempe improv on Friday... I mean CRUSHED... gahgahgahgooooosh Go see him

[@charlesfuchs]

Kinda Late there chin on the upload!!

[@seanfagan5131]

For sure Relax!

[@austinarnold3011]

Charles Fuchs he's fucking busy dude. You know how many bodies he has to dispose of on a daily?

[@khl2445]

2:58 SO fake, there is even a video showing proof, not that we needed a 5 mins video explaining it hence why he disabled comments the camera quality is like 144p, yet the bear is 720p and it doesnt match the lighting, done

[@Killdux11]

The Bit killer jones, and Bryan callen show

[@Iwasthewalrus]

Hatecha Bry

[@jeffkenevil5]

Note to self; never wake up Brian or Brendan from sleep. You'll probably get murdered.

[@Jwelsh-uh5rs]

I know they are homies but fuuuuuck. Brendan consistently makes this podcast unwatchable.

[@demalion]

"You know what I'm talking about, Chin..." NICE delivery, lol...

[@Hosebrain]

Brendan's gotta learn how to pronounce lyricist man.

[@TheAmericanjiujitsu]

joe lacatena you ever hear him say toxicity? He tried four times, and then preceded to give up for life

[@stevelandsaw3132]

You mean lurkcist?

[@LosBandoleros928]

Hilarious

[@SC-il8pq]

The Rocky horror picture show movie changed my life.

[@laurelhruby4332]

Amen

[@StarbuckJames]

Brenden “Lift back down” Scwab

[@alexvoskanian3265]

Pay It Forward definitely left an impression on me

[@antnee8377]

Brendan looks how I feel after an absolute BENDER...

[@jeffjive]

1:09:25 what could chin have possibly Bleeped out wtf???

[@TheMauricio3193]

Is it me or this podcast getting stale

[@scottbarkley496]

You

[@mondaymorning9822]

Mauricio Benitez this podcast is as stale as Sarah Smith’s battered pussy hole.

[@ragbang1077]

Only good when a guest and Callen is on. Brendan just saps the fun away.

[@TheMauricio3193]

Rag Bang Brendan just tells all his good stories on below the belt leaving him with nothing on tfatk

[@examinizeify]

I met modsun while leaving warped tour. he is a cool dude.

[@KnownAsCLH]

What's with this 360p quality?! I hear someone named chin is responsible for this.

[@mamefan]

Takes a while for youtube to make videos HD, especially if they're long. You're supposed to upload privately then wait until it's HD to make public.

[@antnee8377]

Im going to go with KRATOM for 300 please Alex...

[@TheOyeoye000]

Brendan looks like the Prince of Con Air.

[@Toothpick91]

Brendan's special is the worst rated comedy special of all time. Not even joking, check IMDB, rotten tomatoes or just anywhere really.

[@JRL415]

Oh wow, it is!

[@sethbase6960]

The movie that changed Brendan’s life was Human Centipede 2