Signs You're Venezuelan

Regardless of where you may be, being criollo stays with you for good. Starring Flama's Joanna Hausmann.
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[@danielordonez7760]

This is awkward, 'cause I'm from Venezuela & I live in Minnesota.

[@jos-al13]

Light Bulb! understandable ; )

[@eggminolia]

Light Bulb! Jajajaja

[@intelektor]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[@julial3648]

lolol

[@dakotarobinson1497]

I live in minnesota too. But im not Venezualien

[@keniadiaz2433]

You forgot the tias and Tio's that send you bible versus

[@anizaquiroga]

Kenia diaz for realll

[@milazerpa2082]

Kenia diaz ... Soooo true!

[@mauriciomovilla3701]

Thats not juts my Tios y Tias its my Mami she and my Tio most religious in my family

[@alexandragomez153]

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ME PASAA 24/7

[@valandtina]

That's what my grandparents do 😂

[@JoannaHausmann]

Seriously, don't mess with our tequeños...

[@jlesseyp]

Joanna Hausmann jajajajajajajajaajajja la vaina de los tequeños me hizo recordar esto www.escribirparaque.com/2012/09/la-perpetua-insaciabilidad-de-tequenos.html

[@Valero180]

Joanna Hausmann Well Johanna nice video but I'll tell you something Americans do not have to learn your culture you have to learn them because you are in your country...

[@jabajaba20]

Joanna Hausmann me encantas! jajaja sigue así! Tequeños Arepas y esa bendita palabra...(vivo en Berlín, y recientemente me han sacado al Platano Mayor)...pero bueno, saludos!

[@MrSamgryn]

Joanna Hausmann muy bueno como siempre

[@eamichelena]

Joanna Hausmann prefiero los mozarella sticks, por algo son mas aceptados a nivel mundial... ok joda joda calmense

[@mhia4]

Hahaha, my venezuelan wife is on the floor right now. That look when she said "si, la vaina" I get that look 10 times a day. Oh and taquenos are freaking holy. love those things.

[@yourecompletelyrightbut4677]

Shenuuxx - Agar Leave the poor guy alone x) mhia4 It's pronounced tequeños bud, it's okay, my Venezuelan family makes fun of me all the time for pronouncing things wrongly

[@nicolealex9451]

Chamo you wrote 'tequeños' wrong haha

[@tuskact4guy560]

Nicole Alex in america la n esa rara no existe, por lo que probablemente el no sabe como escribirla.

[@mhia4]

@@yourecompletelyrightbut4677 oh yeah I butcher their poor language on the regular. 🤣

[@mhia4]

@@nicolealex9451 I type with an accent. 🤣

[@fabdav333]

my ex boyfriend is from Venezuela and I fell in love with his accent, their culture, their food... gosh I want another Venezuelan

[@kevinmartinez1477]

hahahahah you made me laugh! Where are you from?

[@fabdav333]

+Kevin Martinelli haha well it is true! and I am an Italo-Guatemalan that lives in the US :) you?

[@kevinmartinez1477]

Fabiola Davila Im Venezuelan! But with Italian and Spaniard blood and I also live in US :) in Connecticut, where do you live?

[@fabdav333]

+Kevin Martinelli Florida, the sunshine state! and that's so cool! we both have italian blood, high 5

[@fabdav333]

+Kevin Martinelli btw, where you born in Venezuela?

[@sbfk1]

I’m not Venezuelan but my wife is and all the WhatsApp groups I’m a part of for family have aunts constantly updating about losing or gaining electricity... it’s kind of sad and makes me appreciate what I have.

[@Kai-yaam]

Just reminded about the time the electricity went out for a whole week, I don’t know why but I had a good time Even if we didn’t have water and the food could rot soon

[@RafaelCintron]

I'm from Puerto Rico and people say "Oh my god, I love Portugal". I know the feeling

[@ruteisabelmendes6706]

I'm portuguese and some americans think Portugal is in Spain 😂

[@dannymckenzie8329]

Imagine

[@nmnopnonld3ti]

I'm Puerto Rican and people remember me as the guy from Portugal, Costa Rica or Brazil (I guess because of Porto Alegre). I live in the Middle East.

[@yurisucupira]

Brazilian version of "vaina": *coisa*

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensenn]

coisa é "cosa", acho que "vaina" tá mais pra negócio, troço, trem...

[@yurisucupira]

vateceno pintola ...mas brasileiro usa "coisa" como termo genérico. Exemplos: "Que coisa é essa?" "Há tantas coisas passando pela minha cabeça." "Esqueci minhas coisas na casa de Fulana." "Como é que se chama mesmo aquela coisa?" "Eu tava lá, coisando com a menina, de boa, até que..." "Ê, coisa boa!" Quando o brasileiro não sabe o (ou se esquece do) nome de algo, ele chama de "coisa". Nas generalizações, tudo vira "coisa".

[@yurisucupira]

vateceno pintola Pelo que entendi, os venezuelanos não usam "cosa" como termo genérico: usam "vaina". Portanto, embora a tradução literal de "coisa" para o espanhol seja "cosa", quando a palavra "coisa" é usada no sentido generalista (como nos exemplos que citei) o sinônimo espanhol de "coisa" passa a ser "vaina", pois essas palavras estarão sendo usadas nos mesmos contextos e com a mesma função semântica: apenas em línguas diferentes. 8-)

[@odairdesouzaquenupe2907]

+vateceno pintola NÃO! TREM é a versão mineira para Vaina ual!!!

[@JUANV630]

jajajaj In Colombia it is Cosa

[@nothingposted9056]

The last one...THE LAST ONE.

[@JoannaHausmann]

NothingPosted905 "NOOOOOOOOooooOOooooOOO"

[@alechandrinapereira9311]

Joanna Hausmann I really scream like that in my head. I should start doing it out loud xD

[@nothingposted9056]

Alechandrina Pereira Better yet, call other venezuelan friends so they come over and yell with you.

[@Tyrmund]

+NothingPosted905 www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[@OnePlayful]

"VAINA" is like "that thing" in english or "coisa" or "bagulho" or "troço" in portuguese

[@t24601]

Quem nunca falou "pega aquela coisinha ali encima daquele coiso pra eu coisar isso aqui rapidinho?"

[@Jjquieromas]

They way she used it, it sounds like thingy or thingymabob

[@alephisoares]

"negócio" "coiso"

[@putzz67767]

Estive em Maracaibo (Venezuela) em 2003. O país ficou no meu coração. Tem as melhores festas e as mulheres mais bonitas. Venezuelanos são extremamente simpáticos. Infelizmente as coisas pioraram politicamente. Deve estar quase tão ruim quanto o Rio de Janeiro. Um abraço aos irmãos venezuelanos.

[@Feex92]

You're Venezuelan if you wait 4 hours to buy bread with a wheelbarrow full of cash

[@MrSupernova111]

Damn! lol

[@carlafrancesca2690]

tragic that this comment is 4 years old and we're still in the same situation, fuerza pana :(

[@dannymckenzie8329]

Facts

[@voiceofreasonandfacts8623]

And her dad caused that

[@domoisawsome123]

@@voiceofreasonandfacts8623 Her dad, who is no longer in a position of power somehow cause hyperinflation? How?

[@Buddynmc]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA... Joanna! This is one of my favorite videos ever! The tequeño's scene was awesome... i was laughing until i felt stomach pain.. PS. I repeated the video a lot of times.

[@theflama]

Buddynmc Hahahaha glad you got a workout out of it.

[@luismeza5863]

+Buddynmc Coño vale calidad que te gusto como somos nostros jajajaja

[@Eduardo-ku9hb]

Lol, i'm venezuelan and almost everything about this video it's true

[@alejandrasalgado5492]

Eduardo Colmenarez Almost or everything? hahahaha

[@erardarkhell8850]

Eduardo Colmenarez venezolano not venezuelan that word dosent exist

[@Eduardo-ku9hb]

erar darkhell "venezolano" is in spanish, in english is "venezuelan"...

[@azzerusc.a.1392]

erar darkhell rlly?

[@Eduardo-ku9hb]

Angel Arellano Ok...

[@Frankie.s]

Once a cousin from London came to Venezuela and she tasted los tequeños and she said " i could eat this all day!" and i was like HELL YEAH!!

[@SoyOscarMarti]

Frankie hahahahahaahaha. Its name is "tequeños", and yes, It is the tastiest thing in the world to eat .

[@Frankie.s]

Lol lo escribi mal sin darme cuenta

[@rafaelvalecillos7283]

No hay cosa mas molesta para un venezolano que encontrarse con un "admirador" de chavez en otro país !

[@valentina-io3sj]

The Minnesota thing happens to me ALL THE FREAKING TIME😐😑

[@nsierra2297]

I get told I don't sound North American for being a Columbian ...I feel your pain!

[@valentina-io3sj]

People always tell me that they don't understand why i don't really speak English (I'm learning) since I'm from Minnesota and I'm like NOOOOOO 😵 I'm from VENEZUELA!!!!

[@nahitzen]

but how can venezuela be understood as minnesota?????

[@valentina-io3sj]

Nahitzen semaru Because of the way it sounds when u say it fast

[@fragirolamo]

Don't know, but it happened to me twice this year.

[@AngelOrozcoB]

Please put subtitles. Thousands of venezuelans need to watch this and most of them don't speak English at all... Please! Hahaha. These videos are the best ones.

[@TheJasmch]

COÑOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA The last part was Hilarious! Everytime I tell to someone where I am from, the first thing they think is about that F. man. Joanna is my idol haha.

[@JoannaHausmann]

ThaJasmch :--)

[@BasilBerryQueer]

That was hilarious! Joanna, you're super funny. Also, I'm Colombian, and we also curse a lot and use vaina for everything... and I'm in a million what's app groups.

[@catherinesantos2659]

I'm Honduran but I love Venezuela 🇻🇪

[@nadapandaeats]

How does Venezuela and Minnesota sound the same?

[@alezard]

Maria Noordino Exactly! yet American people hear Minnesota, maybe our accent?

[@manuelmendez7405]

Maria Noordino Have the same accent, the way of say "Venezuela" and "Minnesota" are the same. the US people just hear the way how we pronounce by the accent, no the composition of the word. I'ts like music :)

[@alezard]

Manuel Méndez Have the same accent? I think you are confused about the english meaning of accent, which has nothing to do with the spanish grammar rules for acentos

[@felizola]

Maria Noordinothe reason Americans tend to hear Minnesota instead of Venezuela is because usually we don't pronounce the V correctly, we pronounce it like B, that make it sound as in Minnesota, if we make emphasis with the V they wouldn't have any problem understanding us

[@nadapandaeats]

felizola but even if you say "Benezuela" it doesn't sounds like "Minnesota" to me ahhaha

[@yovanniviaje]

Creo que las palabras que mas se usan aquí son: 1.Marico 2.Pana 3.Vaina y en una conversación cotidiana el 60% de las palabras vienen acompañada de groserías, claro siempre a la defensiva de no lanzarse un chinasoo xD muy buen vídeo.

[@anakarinamendoza5603]

Yovanni Fernández y guevon

[@Anarquistadorador]

Yovanni Fernández Y coño

[@TheNemoff]

Yovanni Fernández y el mio........ xD

[@ronanalejandropinalaurens1156]

Krismarco Grimon el mio solo los tukkis

[@ronanalejandropinalaurens1156]

Illyasviel von Einzbern eso no lo usa la mayoria que lo que el mio y esas cosas es Venezolano por desgracia pero es lenguaje tukki... de uso general y en todo el pais Coño vaina guevon

[@pvkjell]

Hace días vi un video de esta chica, y cuando hablo en espanol dije: Es venezolana. Y ahora consigo este video. I knew it. She's OMG BEAUTIFUL.

[@BDavinci06]

I swear Joanna reminds me sooo much of my Venezuelan friend. Similar voice and everything!

[@emmapeace5294]

That beginning though.. hahaha. Im from Minnesota and when I went to the bahamas and told them where I was from MN they thought I was from Venezuela hahah XD.

[@DavidPerez-cm4gr]

Demasiado bueno saludos desde Venezuela

[@theflama]

david perez Saludos :)

[@juanmanuelcastrillon3585]

I feel so identified with this!!! and I'm Colombian!!!!

[@isabellarincononate7981]

de los vecinos algo se nos pega

[@Einsamerick]

Conozco algunos mexicanos que también se sentirían identificados.

[@corsamode0253]

+Erick D Todos latinos son unidos

[@melissacantosaguirre6956]

Yo también y soy ecuatoriana jajaja

[@ingridayarza]

yo igual y soy panameña 😊 latinos unidos

[@fernandonunes7608]

Love this Flama's "Signs you're..."series! And Joanna is, by far, the funniest person on YT! Keep up this excellent work and my best regards from Brazil! 😉😂

[@jacobleoni4406]

Joanna! I'm so happy I found your channel. You're really funny/fun to watch, and I kind of want to be your best friend now haha

[@melinafernandez8890]

Just a dominican, feeling identified here :D... Venezuelans and dominicans are very similar... Trust me, we really are...

[@bastianoperdomo]

Yass!! I remember I was there in DR on vacations. En serio me sentí en casa. Saludos hnos

[@melinafernandez8890]

+Sebastián Perdomo Jajajaja, son bienvenidos siempre, incluso, tenemos cientos de venezolanos viviendo acá! Encajan de maravilla, de pana que si! :D Espero vuelvas pronto. Un abrazo.

[@bastianoperdomo]

Melina Fernández gracias sí volveré. Me encantó todo allá la gente super amable de verdad y rumbera.. yo hablaba y me entendían perfecto todos los modismos y expresiones que se me escapaban :D no sé no es como otros lugares que he ido. Uno se siente bien. Somos Caribe, béisbol y playa!

[@OswaldoGoite]

Que lindo, es sumamente grato encontrar alguien que se sienta identificado con uno... Con esas cositas sencillas de la idiosincracia de uno... Ojalá pueda visitar tu bello país algún dia y constatar con mis ojos la verdad de lo que dices. Aún así ya ustedes nos hicieron un gran regalo, que fue uno de nuestros músicos caraqueños mas queridos, respetados y recordados: el maestro Billo Frómeta.

[@lelara0411]

0:52 this is also something that happens in brazil like A LOT

[@blue_manatee3895]

My Brazilian friend is the only person I use WhatsApp with...

[@raor201227]

Había visto un par de videos tuyos sin saber que eras venezolana y me encantó tu humor, ahora que lo sé tengo que admitir que es como una alegría aunque no tenga que ver contigo en lo absoluto. Este video está increíble. Lo de los tequeños te quedó buenísimo, tenía tiempo sin reírme como lo hice. Las mejores vibras para ti desde Venezuela. P.D: tas mi amor con te quiero...

[@DrCruel]

You know you're Venezuelan if you come from a country that was ruined by Hugo Chavez.

[@nataliestefanie7827]

DrCruel true

[@zoiieu9780]

True

[@lima.d.p.158]

Im Brazilian and i watched this and now im thinking about how our cultures are similar, that's really cool

[@carlosa.1763]

Totally true: De pana? La secuestraron y no le robaron el carro? Nojodas, que malandros tan estupidos...

[@jeffpro8]

"Get the fuck outta my house."

[@May_2312]

Me muero de risa con el video :'D No soy de Venezuela pero acá en la costa norte de Colombia también utilizamos "vaina" y si, aplica para todo. No sabía que en Venezuela le dicen "tequeños" a los deditos, son muy ricos!!!

[@Pianull]

No ofendas a los tequeños cuidao con una vaina

[@edencorevods4174]

The Minnesota thing happened to me when I was getting enrolled in school, it was both funny and awkward, the lady was so confuse because my mom doesn't speak english at all.

[@j.c-mtl1150]

y las arepas? en donde diablos estan las arepas..!!!

[@zeravam]

Si los tequeños son sagrados, las arepas están mucho más allá de eso

[@smoramx]

"You minnesotans are really fiery." JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@Lppt87]

Yo soy colombiana, pero tengo amigos venezolanos y esto es cierto 100% jajajaja. Cuando hablan yo no se si ofenderme o que jajaja en una sola frase dicen como 10 vulgaridades. ¡Coño! ¿Que es la vaina? = ¿como era que se llamaba aquel lugar/objeto/persona? Aunque primera vez que escucho de los "pequeños" son deditos de queso?

[@andreinavargas2695]

Laura Palacio ¡Tequeños! ¡TEQUEÑOS! Sí, son lo que en Colombia llaman "deditos de queso". Aunque creo que nosotros los comemos más que ustedes... xD

[@desireebydpr2]

Laura Palacio Ay si ¡ cuidado si los caliches son muy finos y versados...deberias darte un paseo por la parada de Cúcuta o una comuna de Medellin para que veas el perraje puro y duro...más vulgares y se matan ¡ ¡ ¡...No todos los venezolanos tenemos ese acento donde se usa la palabra "vaina" es algo muy del centro del pais...

[@bastianoperdomo]

Jajaja yo solía decirles "pequeños" cuando niño tamb... XD Pero aquí en Vzla el nombre es tequeño o tequeños ;)

[@artsenal714]

Los colombianos decimos mucho vaina también

[@Yeltsin8492]

Laura Palacio jajaja no, en este video hay un uso exagerado de esa "vaina".... xD jeje, y no es que seamos así todo el tiempo, pero a veces si se nos escapa nuestro dialecto Venezolano, jejeje

[@ahlexwrites9852]

I still come back to this video all the time just to watch or send my friends the “tequeños are holy” part 😂

[@katieweaver2999]

I'm doing a Venezuelan culture project for Spanish. This was very insightful and somewhat helpful. Thanks.

[@SarahHeringer18]

Vaina has traslation to portuguese! And not Just one! We have "trem", "coisa", "negócio", "treco"...

[@espaguedoomer]

CrazyGiirl AHHHHH É, verdade, não pensei nisso

[@alexalexperez]

tequeños + malta eso es el cielo

[@alepatera]

Dominicans use Vaina a lot too, and tequeños are awesome! :D

[@kyanelizbarreto2777]

And Puertoricans too

[@pedrosalazar6310]

My mom acts like everyone is her best friend too. She can say hi to you casually in the laundromat one day and the week later she'll say hi like you were her friend for 5 years.

[@Danielblco0]

Prepare to go viral :D

[@angelrod_10]

A 6 amantes del muerto no les gusto el video... jajaja excelente, me encanto el video. Me suscribo para ver mas de esto

[@shivambhatt2724]

I'm Indian and that Whatsapp thing is SO DAMN ON POINT hahaha

[@mariacecilianobilepuche4692]

Dios mío, creo que morí JAJSJAHAJAJAJ. TODO es totalmente cierto. COMPARAR LOS TEQUEÑOS CON DEDOS DE MOZZARELLA ES DELITO CAPITAL. PENA DE MUERTE. También está lo de decir Pana y Marica como amigo/a. Saludos chama, amo tus videos. Desde Yaracuy, Venezuela ♡

[@jakethesnake95]

Maybe "vaina" could be translated as "thing" or "thingy." For example: "Hey, will you pass me the thing?" "What thing?" "The thing on top of the little thing." "The thing in the fridge?" "No, the thing we drank at Lele's thing." "The whiskey?" "Yes, the whiskey! The whiskey is the thing!"

[@kelvinguedes2867]

Sobre o Whatsapp, acho que brasileiros também são assim hahah. Joanna é muito bonita e o canal é incrível !

[@oscarpietrib4471]

This is sooooo true. Every single time I visit my cousins in the US people think I'm from Minnesota! And the group chat thing is so true, every Venezuelan has like 50 of them! Joanna I love your videos! Stay honest and funny (like always). Un abrazo desde Venezuela!!!!

[@magdelinecarrasco5096]

HAHHAAHA loved it... i'm dominican and we use Vaina the same as you... means everything, and has no meaning in itself at the same time... Keep the good videos

[@cryler29]

Joanna eres linda Me hacen reir mucho tus videos y aprendo mas del ingles saludos desde Chile

[@mcanna5115]

I want to try tequeños!!

[@JoelFilizzola]

talking about horrible things in a very casual way is so true!!, we are so use to misfortunes and disgraces in our country that we talk about it very naturally.

[@carlotapalencia2704]

Omg this happened to me so often. I’m like “I’m from Venezuela” and someone else is just like “OHHHHH MINESOTAAAAAA”

[@jorge86rodriguez]

Las venezolanas son super bonitas

[@avrilcardenas8351]

Jorge Alejandro Rodríguez lo somos lololololololoolololol

[@jorge86rodriguez]

No me queda duda. Hace un tiempo fui a un evento en Argentina en donde había gente de varios países. Los venezolanos fueron los que mejor me cayeron, Super alegres, basilones, las venezolanas Super guapas y amenas. Buen basil. Los Ticos también me cayeron bien pero eran menos jodarria

[@karlaasilvar6647]

+Jorge Alejandro Rodríguez que Chevere que te caímos súper bien. Que nota! Y de donde eres?

[@jorge86rodriguez]

+Karla A Silva R Hola Soy de El Salvador

[@melavzla]

MINESSOTA!!!! My gawd if I had a dollar for everytime they think they've heard Minessota... I enjoy it thoug, if they can't detect my foreing accent and assume I'm american, my english can't be that bad!

[@Speeva12]

Ok so I'm not crazy when I thought my friend said Minnesota!

[@victoraguiar1660]

Enero de 2024 y regrese a ver este video luego de que alguien me dijera nuevamente: Oh, your are from Minnesota!

[@Johnnyshop]

No me canso de ver este video y todos los tuyos... y siempre me río. Deberías hacer una película. Cuando uno tiene tantas cosas que decir y tanta gente con quien compartirlo no se puede desperdiciar ese talento.

[@sebastianbauza8441]

Lol the best part is when you tried to explain what vaina is, it just can be explained like a "vaina"

[@jevitigre]

Vaina, the same happen in Dominican Republic, it could mean anything i mean ANYTHING.

[@on2wheels378]

I re-watched this, is that Kris at 02:30 Im going off the artist rendition Joanna drew on the June 30 2016 upload. Hahaha. Joanna is hot.

[@gely1739]

no, is the one in the Beginning wih the glasses ^^

[@rickworthy1680]

BRILLIANT!!!! Como siempre! Muchisimas Gracias x.

[@natashamejialeon8127]

It is amazing how we, latinamericans are so alike and so different at the same time. I love Costa Rica.

[@ValentinaPerdomos]

#TequeñosAreHoly

[@zeravam]

#TequeñosAreBeyondHoly

[@AsdrubalRVelasquezLagrave]

Me alegraron el día con esto! Genial!!

[@jorgerincon5012]

Lo de los grupos es demasiado cierto...

[@huxgther1]

Muy bueno el vídeo, y demasiado bella la chama.k

[@AsdrubalRVelasquezLagrave]

Se parece igualito a nosotros los venezolanos Jajaja

[@huxgther1]

Es que es así, además que la chama es venezolana y sabe como es todo. Asdrubal R. Velasquez Lagrave​

[@jessunicorn3426]

Javi Rodriguez Fui a ver si es verdad sobre marico en google traductor y no salio nada salio la misma palabra

[@RodomeMane]

Signs you are Venezuelan: *STARVING*

[@angieyepez9597]

So funny 😂! When you guys are gonna include Ecuador in your sketches, that would be awesome please

[@roben2791]

I speak Spanish and I would like to learn the Venezuelan accent . anyone ?

[@efphy6219]

+ro ben de dónde eres?

[@saifer1865]

No se facil aprender acentos xd, te quedas con el que tienes desde que naciste >:c

[@CheshireAnime]

+ro ben whoa good luck with that xD

[@itsccastillo]

Realmente no hay acento especifico aquí :( y siento que yo tengo uno muy neutro (soy del estado Lara)

[@saifer1865]

Dices que no hay acento porque vives allá, pero yo soy de Maracaibo tambien es bastante neutro, pero los Caraqueños si tienen acento y los Gochos tambien

[@jsphat81]

Dominicans also use the word vaina to refer to everything.

[@MrViridiana03]

I'm from Mexico and most of my friends are from Venezuela (and ex boyfriends as well). I find them truly interesting and found all of the video true.

[@JP-en7cc]

My mother is from Venezuela and I wish I could have her accent cos it sound so smooth in Spanish. She moved to Spain and I am here since almost 20 years, so I have the accent of the zone.

[@64552]

what's the word ?? I couldn't understand

[@laurencenoguera6829]

+Camilla Nascimento hugo chavez

[@NumberJuancho]

+Laurence Noguera no, Hugo Chavez = Mierda

+juan andres And vaina seems to mean a hickey. Well, that's 1 of its meanings. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vaina#Spanish

[@regretchoices]

Camilla Nascimento vaina

[@oofsubtopewipie2836]

while everyone else’s mom uses insta, facebook, snapchat my mom uses whatsapp i remember talking to my abuela and tias using the face time feature and the quality being less than 144p and often loosing connection ah good times

[@anamartin2248]

This is so true in every way possible!

[@Carlos2312]

Coño de la madre pero ven por qué la fritura en Caracas es una mierda? Quién coño le pone queso mozarela a un tequeño???

[@Anva911]

lo peor de todo es que ahora no solo mencionan a chávez si no que ahora te hablan de maduro. los odio a los dos. .😬😫

[@alfredopena1426]

The Minnesota joke just cracked me

[@Lunarr0ck]

Joanna needs her own channel

[@jackbanaczuk5878]

Was that Chris at the beginning?

[@JoannaHausmann]

+Jack Banaczuk DUDE. YES.

[@raeannnava2798]

+Joanna Hausmann finalmente vi a chris i vaina esta en all de mis sentence

[@asherdavss7819]

I'm Colombian. We call tequeños palitos de queso, they are amazing.

[@gabrielagamero9436]

You are now my fav youtube! #VenezuelanPower!! #LosTequeñosSonSagrados

[@yerkapereira8317]

Excelente! deberian subtitularlo al español para que mas de un venezolano se cague de la risa con este video!

[@JulioBritoP]

Ningun venezolano dice "refri"

[@alejandrovidda3184]

+Julio Brito Si es verdad, decimos Nevera o freezer.

[@Alexander-wt7tt]

A lo único que le decimos frezzer es al personaje de dragon ball :V

[@gisselcarol]

vaina, as a Dominican is also versatile as all hell. it can mean everything and anything.

[@serdna565]

Jajaja. El numero 4. Siempre se sorprenden porque las historias de secuestros eran tan comunes que uno las cuenta como si de ir al supermercado se tratara. Y si no te mataban o violaban lo tomabas con calma. Y hasta te reias.

[@JoseliJunior]

Brazilians have the same problem with WhatsApp

[@Svandine]

Me reí qué jode. (I laughed that fuck) (What?)

[@Anthony-jd1nl]

I live in Buenos Aires and am from Minnesota. They often think I said Venezuela. It happens the other way around, too!

[@joaoprabelo]

Reminds me here in my state (Bahia, Brazil), where we use 'coisa' (thing in English) as you use 'vaina'. "Please, get that thing right over there, above that other thing. Yeah, this thingy thing right beside that other thing". Funny thing is the fact that every other state in Brazil finds this weird as hell.

[@DTHUGisdashit]

vaina = chingadera ?

[@saifer1865]

Vaina = Todo Te hare una conversacion con la palabra vaina. +Hola! -Hey, que fue! +Como esta la vaina? -Verga mijo la vaina está jodía +Asi es la vaina? -Si marico no se consigue una vaina +La verdad es que si, ando taxeando y no gano una vaina -Al menos vos tenéis trabajo, yo no hago una vaina, tengo que bachaquear. +Bachaqueando ganáis unos cobritos, ¿Y qué bachaqueáis? -Cualquier vaina +Ah bueno, nos vemos despues -Dale pues marico chao, saludame a tu esposa.

[@JesusArrazola99]

Si,as o menos -Oye wey, pasame esa chingadera de allá

[@laurymonac]

+DTHUGisdashit jaja si, algo así.

[@dcamacaro1]

+McJay La vaina era para que explicaras que vaina era la vaina, no para que le enseñaras el dialecto maracucho tipico de las playitas :D

[@yesimtakeoffcantstopmenow2663]

Canserbero is still my favorite rapper :(

[@akaded1]

y corazon tucum tucum tucum tucum

[@MNHOMEdotPro]

I'm from Minnesota and my Dominican students and friends would usually hear 'Venezuela' LoLz

[@LarissaVeloso-Planttubber]

Joanna, you are simply the best! And Venezuelans have a lot in common with Brazilians =)