Clarkson, Hammond and May's Most Major Meltdowns | The Grand Tour

[@thegrandtour]

What's been the worst place your car has broken down? 🧐

[@officialDASHCAMLCSO]

In the middle of the highway 🛣

[@Lburt07]

Outside the church. When there was a funeral. I was trying to jump start my SportKa when the bells where ringing.😬

[@Borkowsky1990]

I don't drive but my bus crashed on my way to work and I still got bollocking for being late. 🤷‍♂️

[@Nate00774]

At the traffic🚦lights😂, my car’s starter motor died and I held up a long queue of traffic for 15 minutes 🤣

[@nickpapadatos5263]

Cheating on my wife with the girl friend leaving her place

[@campbellstops4342]

I like how most of the videos are just James being mad at Jeremy

[@lordjim1933]

You say that as it were a bad thing.

[@bobbybobstar1496]

You seem surprised you plank

[@duongnhdn]

Because Hammond is "mild mannered".

[@spiderzvow1]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back HAIL SATAN!!!!!

[@unlimited8410]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back Notice how he does not refer to himself as The Lord, You were so close to the truth, yet you took him as a god

[@macman975]

James sitting in half a car with no engine, Hammond: "Does that affect the handling?". He has some brilliant one liners😂

[@DocHolliday3841]

Which episode was this? I don't recall seeing it

[@sleepycanadian8903]

@@DocHolliday3841 Grand Tour season 2 episode 11 it's their Feed The World special

[@MrGlennJohnsen]

@@sleepycanadian8903 I love that speical so much, there are so many funny moments.

[@sleepycanadian8903]

@@MrGlennJohnsen It's by far one of my favorites, I'd say up there with the Columbia special in Top Gear

[@fastlane1221]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ArbitraryLiberator]

*"HAMMOOOOOOOND!"* Never gets old

[@nathancannon1470]

I always love that Hammond immediately starts laughing

[@kraftyfrog]

USE YOUR MIRRORS!

[@wimspreeuwenberg2516]

CLARKSOOOOONNNNNNNNN

[@bghoody5665]

[SPLASH]Bollocks![SPLASH] followed by Clarkson's wheezing and Hammond's giggling will never not be funny.

[@UltraVee0122]

Watching Jeremy and Richard just break down laughing is my favorite moment from the show.

[@dulldyl]

“I’m not gonna be competitive with you about who’s the coldest” “I’m the coldest!”

[@207robyn]

"we're all the lost-est"

[@Jtmissile]

Nevermind, look let's not get bogged down with whose fault it was.

[@dazzaboy04]

There's no getting bogged down is there it was you

[@rowanmelton7643]

Lmao at Hammonds "I think you're following him too closely"

[@nathancannon1470]

Jeremy saying “right” as he throws the rock back is arguably the most British thing I’ve seen

[@borris3768]

You stole this comment

[@jttyler6419]

​@@borris3768so? Still funny

[@FarmYardGaming]

can confirm

[@207robyn]

4:11 "there's two Cs here for believing that C could navigate" No matter how many times I've seen each episode, there is always something to laugh at

[@dustojnikhummer]

I thought he called himself a sea, not a cock lol

[@ergogrrl]

“Um…” “Um WHAT?!”

[@legojackstudios2635]

@@ergogrrl "I never knew. . . Namibia had two seas."

[@ergogrrl]

@@legojackstudios2635 “It has one C-one massive, *stupid* C who’s navigated us BACK WHERE WE STARTED!”

[@legojackstudios2635]

@@ergogrrl "No, it wasn't my---!"

[@LtRyanPYT]

James throwing that bit at Jeremy while in tow gave me a case of the giggles I haven't had in a while 😂😂😂

[@StrikeTheRoot]

these guys remind me of my kids sometimes. they definitely have graduated towards sibling behavior. Clarkson is the domineering older brother. Hammond is the youngest that gets into all the trouble and May, well May is the forgotten middle child, isn't he? Don't worry May, that was me as well.

[@supercussion6590]

The forgotten middle child usually turns out to be the most talented. Yet, still ignored.

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Can’t say I agree

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

Can definitely tell that clarkson is the alpha male untill he pissed off james may lol he sort of takes a step back 🤣 but you piss the Jezza off bad things happen

[@timothydraper6626]

Being one of three, they minutely but effectively annoy each other in the way that siblings do, and know each other well enough to know which buttons to press. 🙂

[@Jakko25]

What I love about Jeremy’s reaction to Richard reversing into him, is how mid shout he looks to make sure the camera is recording. He’s angry in the moment, but there is also a part of him that’s thinking this is golden, just like the old days

[@pritzbrah3983]

The fact that James threw sumn at Clarkson thru a window despite the entire front being open lmaoooo @ 3:32

[@mohammadahmad9258]

Well spotted😂

[@Moakmeister]

He needed vertical space

[@theseageek]

1:22-1:23 Jezza’s screaming was so loud that, despite being beeped out, you could still hear the echo faintly in the background. Talking about the POWERRRRR in Jezza’s screaming.

[@Midwest_Railfan417]

Who the hell is jezza

[@theseageek]

@@Midwest_Railfan417 the genius whose genius can generate gravity and can frighten us all.

[@Midwest_Railfan417]

@@theseageek ok good to know, thanks

[@jttyler6419]

That's so funny 😂I had to keep replaying it over and was like wow you can hear them pipes yell 😂

[@matthew_natividad]

@@Midwest_Railfan417an orangutan

[@lekenollemoita9343]

This isn't a car show. It's a comedy show about three friends giving each other hell😅

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

Shit gear now is full of expensive cars and hosts that laugh at everything no longer the same anymore

[@cleverusername9369]

The cars are incidental

[@Rattled76]

I am missing this show. I wish they could do more

[@AtheistOrphan]

New Norway special due in the summer.

[@artick6097]

They are getting old, nothing is forever

[@AtheistOrphan]

@George Washington - Interesting, but what’s that got to do with the video?

[@AliKazi]

@ArTicK I know thats really sad 😔 I grew up watching theses guys love hate relationships 😢❤️🤣 I still love them. They bring me joy watching their crazy adventures and arguments ❤️

[@justineakin5485]

@@AtheistOrphan It’s a bot.

[@petesmitt]

I used to believe everything they did was scripted but these interactions look very convincing..

[@kzuv7615]

There are no script they are just given a template of what to do where to go etc most of all of their conversation are adlib they learn how to talk about a mundane topic and make it last along as possible which we can't get to listen cause it's too long this doesn't apply to their Amazon show that thing is scripted

[@ICryWhenICum001]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20

[@timothydraper3687]

@@ICryWhenICum001 Sounds like fun.

[@andromidius]

There's still some scripting, but not all of it. Grand Tour specials seem the least scripted of them all, simply because of how big they are and the wild things that happen to them.

[@BM-wf9uf]

Some of it's scripted, but the banter and interactions are genuine.

[@rebeccaashleyvanwyk9029]

"you muppet" 😂🤣 I blame these 3 for teaching me these phrases and because of these phrases, I use it on a daily 😂🤣

[@ronoccc]

Use it all the time in the UK!

[@scsutton1]

3:06 is the single greatest thing ever said in the whole of human history.

[@kuroinamida4630]

"HAMMOND YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTSLORRY!!"

[@Steefanari]

"This is a 400.000£ crane, why would you steer it with a piece of string?!" Well he does make a good point

[@TheAlps36]

I was never sure if he meant lb or £

[@connorbestbarlow1043]

I think he was referring to the weight of the crane

[@Steefanari]

@@connorbestbarlow1043 There is absolutely no chance that crane weighs 200 tons. Not even half of that.

[@RB-ow7mt]

@@Steefanari It's not even close to half that, haha. Imagine thinking that crane weighs that much.

[@derpinguin7003]

The more important question is, why hasn’t the sophisticated crane a release mechanism and relies on a string?

[@specialrelationship]

1:21 where Hammond just starts laughing . . . LOL

[@ameykanitkar9536]

Richard to James sitting in the half Mercedes ‐ "You're following him too closely" 😂

[@gregheffley9984]

0:00 S3E3 1:44 S1E10 2:28 S2E11 3:41 S1E7 4:42 S2E6 5:21 S1E10 6:08 S2E9 7:10 S2E11 8:04 S4E2

[@thesingingchild]

Thank you!!

[@alf3707]

3:41 is not that. Can find that part anywhere what would explain what is going on.

[@gregheffley9984]

​@@alf3707 the throwing thing is from S2E11, the beach is from S1E7

[@alf3707]

@@gregheffley9984 What year was it? Post 2016?

[@gregheffley9984]

@@alf3707 The buggies are from 2016, S2E11 is from 2018

[@damonpono8337]

7:11 this was top gear level

[@4catmomma150]

I searched for Jezza, Richard and James when I got home from the worst day on record. Because you 3 are the ONLY THING that could make me laugh today. Mission Accomplished ❤️❤️❤️Thank you

[@decodolly1535]

Best will always be Hammond reversing into Clarkson and him yelling "You fucking moron!" so loud that it's still audible even though it's bleeped.

[@borris3768]

Reported.

[@AkiRalcolf]

​@@borris3768Oh grow up you Kevin

[@YusufPetersenCPT]

this is what true love looks like

[@NatC3114]

"HAMMONDDDD!!!!" Meanwhile Hammond: Giggling and just burst out laughing

[@speciale517]

Hammond's laugh/giggles when they start fighting

[@TwistedHound14]

"I hope you get bellheartsia of the ballsack!* makes me laugh every time

[@thegrandtour]

One of the most iconic The Grand Tour quotes there, for sure 😅

[@CursedInEternity92]

The "HAMMOND!!!" AT 1:20 gives me life lmao

[@_jamesrayner_]

1:19 is by far my favourite "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOND" moment 😀

[@JackpotButtonLewis]

‘YOU F***ING MORON!’ ‘WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?!?!’ ‘USE YOUR MIRRORS!’ 😡🤬🤬🤬

[@gregjorda3080]

My favorite clip...when James tries to drive off with the water tank behind him and splashes his self....gets me everytime

[@ryanmckinnon1544]

I only just noticed how genuinely furious Jeremy was when Richard crash into his jeep. It happened before when they where driving trucks in Burma, Jeremy was mad but not that mad

[@AliKazi]

I grew up watching theses guys with their love hate relationship 😢❤️🤣 I still love them. They bring me joy watching their crazy adventures and arguments ❤️. Really helps me when I'm going through depression 🙃 🙂

[@michaelglynn7010]

They get angry, but they love each other

[@dorgeshuun]

2:00 I don't like it when mommy and daddy argue...

[@NeuroticPanda]

"I didn't know there were two seas." "There are two C's standing here now for believing that THAT C could navigate!" Brutal 😂

[@HeartMemory93]

"I don't respond well to shouting" 😂

[@devanman7920]

Jeremy throwing the rock at James's car and it judt bounces off haha

[@migsv5803]

Hammond's "THIS IS SH*T!" got me laughing so hard 😂 8:38

[@danielclark4880]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TJSaw]

7:17 I can watch this all day 😂

[@billyhendrix5544]

'this is a four hundred thousand pound machine why would you steer it with a piece of string' 😂😂😂

[@charlotted6247]

I love James May. He is my favorite!!!

[@ynic0rn]

😂 never get bored of grand tour and original top gear, and all the other shows they do 😆

[@fastlane1221]

I love these guys. They're the modern day 3 stooges 2.0 James car full of water is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣

[@gbhtrain1325]

I love how most of the meltdowns are from James

[@boahneelassmal]

0:50 i'm fully with james on that one and I didn't think that was funny even a tiny bit. My dad had his friend killed that way. Broke down on the motorway, had a look at the engine, someone rear ended him at low speed, the hood came down and broke his neck. If I had been James would've thrown that rock with much more force.

[@sportmemer3178]

These won't ever get old

[@Filling_blanks]

Jezza says "you total smashed the front of my car up" like a 12 year old who has just had his new present ruined.

[@thandontantiso3744]

I got you. Like this if you get it

[@djsedits295]

You muppet is probably my favorite James line/delivery of anything

[@tuteBitz]

Everytime Jeremy says 'Let's not get bogged down...' best believe he is not taking the fall for that.

[@Bupernox]

Hammond's line about the 2 C's was brilliant

[@grim653]

James getting soaked on that red Merc is the funniest thing.

[@E4RLIES]

“Now let’s not get bogged down…” I use that so much 😂😂😂❤👌🏽

[@underworldguardian704]

I’m always surprised to see Hammond angry because he doesn’t look like someone to lose his cool easily.

[@notagain2856]

Oh you should see how mad he got at the van driver in the St Petersburg race

[@ethanramos4441]

What episode on the Grand Tour was it?

[@mattmac2488]

I'm thinking working with a guy like Clarkson would have an adverse reaction on someone.

[@probinson6111]

@@ethanramos4441 think it was the last or penultimate season of top gear.

[@ethanramos4441]

@@probinson6111 Oh I see but I’m asking for the episode on the Grand Tour when Hammond lost it on 8:31

[@Valok]

"so thats a quick release?" "yea ..." "got it !" i love how anime like this situation looks. from the dialogue to the pose hammond strikes

[@Nishi804]

3:48 always gets me

[@fpvDRE]

haha the fishtank in one of my fav moments of all time 😂😂😂😂

[@KMVIndonesia]

That " so that quick release? Got it " 😅😅😅

[@pranaysalgaonkar4225]

Jeremy:i didnt know there were two seas lmao the way jeremy is acting innocent in that scene

[@triggeredcat120]

Hamster driving a Silverado with flames on it.😂

[@troychristensen4646]

He is secretly an American.

[@uddu25]

Hammond riles up Clarkson every time on purpose😂

[@muhammadalifsyafiq5317]

I'm just amaze even with all those bickering, shouting, being angry to each other and also some of them almost kill each other they still stick together as a trio and being legend in motoring world

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

When the fab three swear they Manage to sound like gentleman or miss those days when they were messing about it was great enjoyment to watch them

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

I love James' blunt honesty. Like when they sabotage his air conditioning in India after he lied about it being broken so they wouldn't. James expresses his displeasure and Jeremy says oh you said it was broken, James basically says I LIED BECAUSE YOU I KNEW YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

[@joeysworldsewer]

"WHY DONT YOU SOD OFF?" As an American I admire British slang so much.

[@spdutahraptor777]

3:41 you cut out the best part.... james' "CLARKSOOOOON!!!!" scream

[@thegrandtour]

You can satisfy your "CLARKSON!" needs right here 👀 kzbin.info6q3kLJPXHhM

[@spdutahraptor777]

@@thegrandtour hahahahaha jeez.... you guys are amazing

[@maccaplays6921]

I think your following him to close gets me every time lmao to funny

[@seijisuzuki4197]

1:19 Clarkson : "HAMOOOOOOOND!!! YOU ****** MORON!"

[@posterunkowytv]

HAMMOND: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WHERE THERE

[@seijisuzuki4197]

@@posterunkowytv Clarkson : "HAMMOND!"

[@posterunkowytv]

@@seijisuzuki4197 CLARKSON: WHAT THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

[@traviscarlson6718]

James: i hope you get Bellheartsia Of the Ballsack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 idk even know what that is but it was hilarious 🤣

[@capncayenne7011]

Mate, I don’t want to be that guy, but living in subsaharan Africa, I have to say - officially it’s called “Bilharzia”, a parasite that invades your organs and will kill you if left untreated. I, however, will hear after call it Bellbeartsia because it’s hilarious.

[@traviscarlson6718]

@@capncayenne7011 Omg i didnt know that But it sounds absolutely hilarious when james says it "I HOPE YOU GET BELLHEARTSIA OF THE BALLSACK"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@TheAlps36]

Bilharzia. It's an old name for a parasitic illness (schistosomiasis) caused by a flatworm. I certainly wouldn't want that in my ballsack

[@marksparkes1]

I will never ever……tire of watching these 3.

[@FlashoftheBlades]

1:40 Oh, that’s just a dent, Jezza. It’ll buff out.

[@nascarfan88ta]

May getting douched by seawater will always be hilarious

[@buddy2016]

The stone throwing incident is the greatest piece of telly ever

[@fdc2023]

Best series on tv. We want more !!!

[@beyedubya7777]

"You mup-PIT!" 😂

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

this is how friends, real ones, behave with each other.. you hate their ever loving guts most of the time. but you wouldnt trade away a second you spend among them..

[@cleverusername9369]

_"uSe YuH mIrRoRs!"_

[@abu269]

My jaws are hurting from laughing so much! I will miss the Grand Tour!

[@mastermindd]

"I think you're following him to closely" XD

[@Ryuuranger]

7:13 James Got Soaked 😂

[@Richardtv1968]

Stunning …… best qualifying everrrr!!

[@Nobody-471]

At 1:22 and 1:27 you can hear Jeremy swearing over the beep 😂

[@martymeatball4615]

Gets me everytime after the ultranation. With James may after he gets hit by Hammond. He looks strait over to James lmfao 🤣 😂

[@commissarkai1791]

James: casually chucks the rock and shatters Jeremy’s windshield Jeremy: throws the rock with the force of a gorilla and doesn’t dent James’s door

[@arjash2228]

Should've been titled "James May's Meltdowns" 😂

[@MrNazq8]

1:33😂😂😂😂

[@thegrandtour]

"USE YOUR MIRRORS!" 😅

[@deepikapoddar2831]

The fact that 1:17 is framed just like Burma😂😂

[@TonyHighwind]

I love how the main draw of the original Top Gear crew is the extent to which three grown men who have done what they love for a living, together, for the better part of their lives, simply cannot under any circumstances get along. They're like the "Mirror Mirror" Beastie Boys.

[@christopher32074]

I think you missed another meltdown. It’s from the episode; Well-Aged Scotch. There’s this part where Clarkson’s Alfa Romeo had to be transported via tow truck. And he had to bike to the hotel. The tow truck with his car passed Jeremy and he shouted “RUB IT IN!” When he finally reached the hotel, he left his bike at the fence and couldn’t bother to find out how the lock works. And to worsen his misery, when he tried to enter, the door felt like it was glued shut and he shouts “HAMMOND!”

[@offbrandbiscuit]

Even better, when Hammond wakes up to find the roof on his X/19 missing and howls "CLARKSON! CLARKSON! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!" only to realise too late that he put it under the car, so he subsequently runs over it, cracking it in two And later, Jeremy catches up and overtakes them both, having repaired his Alfa 🤣

[@akaboaye7379]

I always see my favourite trio as three little kids forced to play together by their parents.

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Hammond having a rant very funny

[@kamilomar9134]

LOL - WONDERFULLY CHOREOGRAPHED CHAOS AND REACTIONS!!.

[@Lastkoss]

Such good friends aren't they. Haha

[@steerthatwheel353]

What a delight to see. A bunch of old men bickering about.

[@kibkirby]

Hammond being the smallest one in size and frame and yet having the biggest vehicle, fits perfectly with him.

[@spoogtastic]

"lets not get bogged down by who did what to whom" i still say this to this day from clarkson all those years ago.

[@MarexKai]

Some of them felt really unscripted. They were properly frustrated. 😂