The Most Hilarious Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash Talk | The Grand Tour Season 3 | Prime Video

[@PrimeVideoUK]

What's your favourite bit of banter from The Grand Tour?

[@barrymchugh4490]

All of it!!

[@adityach454]

CLAAAAARKSOOONNNNNNNNN!!!

[@soulcornflake1]

When James filmed a segment in Majorica (where Jeremy caught pneumonia). Richard asked James how did he go to Majorica and not get pneumonia. James said he passed several places that sold pneumonia, but had to work the next day. Made even funnier when Jeremy referred to wine as pneumonia on Clarkson's Farm.

[@CLC-1000]

Everything.

[@ogboombox1556]

CLAARKSOOOOOOOOOOON

[@aubs400]

James's pyramid jokes had everyone, even Jezza, laughing

[@Jay92925]

Jezza laughs quite frequently at what James says

[@underworldguardian704]

Even Hammond was laughing at it. And hard!

[@Jems5555]

Definitely my favorite

[@lg5038]

Loved it. Think that may even go on my headstone 🤣

[@TheLastCrusader22]

You're saying that as if him getting Jeremy to laugh is a rare occasion...

[@theahmedjdm]

3:17 Jeremy: James May just drifted perfectly behind you Richard without even looking back: "it's just another of those weird days"

[@PuppetierMaster]

you can't make this kind of car show and have this almost natural chemistry

[@fiber9m]

That's one of my favorite moment's

[@laszlofehervari9549]

What epidose is that?

[@Brebgon]

@@laszlofehervari9549 S3 E7 | Well Aged Scotch

[@karthik.g63]

"I'm gonna make a living out of this" "And I did!"

[@SonicSlicer]

Now *that* is owning the moment.

[@mzf11125]

The Best Trio in the history of television and streaming service

[@ketchup5344]

Agreed

[@michaelfeeney8437]

Only thing I really miss is the star in a reasonably priced car, and the interview. But then again….

[@Dogs-of-war]

absolutely

[@pow3rstroke306]

*in the world

[@CinosTheHedgehog2000]

Television, yes. Streaming, no. That goes to Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

[@itsmeee506]

James lashes out entire english dictionary while roasting you

[@PrimeVideoUK]

You know it's a good roast when you have to go home and look up the insults in a dictionary

[@aaronbenfield2287]

The insults remind of Blackadder

[@PieMan24-rl9eq]

Ok

[@33lauraj]

"You pulled me in the sea, you muppet." Gotta love Captain Slow.

[@pauljansen8161]

I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

[@headlights-go-up]

'You look like something found in a pyramid' will always be my favorite line.

[@underworldguardian704]

“Let’s have a look in the sarcophagus, AAAHHHH!” That would be anyone’s reaction if they saw Clarkson in a coffin

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

@@underworldguardian704 --- I don't know. I think Janet Street-Porter and others of that ilk would be overjoyed to see that. While I do not like many of Jeremy's beliefs, I would love to able to call him a friend as much as i would James and the Hamster.

[@aljosaskrabelj8412]

They had way better jokes in old Top Gear. I guess they run out of ideas.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@underworldguardian704"I'm not putting that in the British Museum."

[@IKhanNot]

"You look like something found in a Pyramid". Even Jeremy was about to laugh at that one. When a joke is good, it's good even if it's aimed at you.

[@DisneyPrincess92]

When James May said “you look like something found in a pyramid” had me laughing for ages. One of the best analogies I have heard.

[@Abhothra]

Looking back at all the times Clarkson ruined May's gardening efforts....How has James NOT run over Jeremy's farmlands with a monster truck yet?

[@luiscantu4968]

Well Clarkson literally banned Hammond and May from appearing on its Farm show

[@Abhothra]

@@luiscantu4968 So? They've all told each other not to do things which they then still did. We're in the comment section of a compilation video that proves this very thing.

[@luiscantu4968]

@@Abhothra That is true. I think Clatkson could see the the risk of having them going to visit him 😂

[@lalitagarwal6111]

Up next on Clarskson’s Farm: Season 2

[@СаваСтанковић-с7к]

Well, that would be because Clarkson is Clarkson, and May is May.

[@hipinretku]

These three guys, they have made my day better so many times. Also big thanks to all those people in the background who make everything possible. ❤

[@Erenzilable]

"I'm not putting that into a British museum"

[@underworldguardian704]

Even Hammond was cracking up at that!

[@buca9696]

Well it's not a stolen artifact belonging to a different country and culture so it doesn't have any place there anyway.

[@RSBritain]

@@buca9696 hahahahha snowflake

[@naomarius3348]

you can really tell that one was probably not in the script

[@kleinmoretti5385]

@@buca9696 The Brits are hurt man. Well done!

[@rickdecker2146]

These three together are absolute magic. I do miss the old Grand Tour format a bit.

[@enrgys_world]

What changed?

[@conallross1694]

@@enrgys_world they’re only doing specials now

[@hariranormal5584]

@@conallross1694 Yeah the older ones was perfect, why did they do it like this tho? :/

[@xetaxero]

1:01 both Jeremy and James were in sync 😂

[@lcf34]

I'm no car guy, I'm cycling to work every day, I'm french, and yet, go figure, I'm totally addicted to this lot. What an utter fun, being kids for a living. Love these 3 and the joy they bring to people for so long.

[@jarradlawford7239]

“That’s why they call you fatty car writer.” - deceased 😂

[@nicholasshaffer738]

The Older James May Gets, The More Savage He Gets!

[@dtulip1]

I think he was always savage, he was just drowned out by Clarkson and Hammond bickering :D

[@junkieshere]

Its the quiet one that's scary

[@nicholasshaffer738]

@@junkieshere Just Like the Quiet Student in Class when Someone Picks on Him/Her to Much!

[@slyporizakova8949]

James and Clarkson at the same time “No it doesn’t cheer me up.” 🤣👌🏼 1:02

[@scpjackal1915]

Same vibe as "not the exhaust manifold"

[@slyporizakova8949]

@@scpjackal1915 yeah! 🤣

[@jaenbrits1652]

Absolutely love these three working together. Such an iconic trio. 😁

[@pauljansen8161]

I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

[@johnpaulporrelli6208]

Just watched Lochdown. Thank you presenters and crew for a great show. I was smiling and laughing all the way through. Cant wait for more.

[@0-60sportscarclub3]

Proper belly laughs. Back on top form!

[@PrimeVideoUK]

You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@underworldguardian704]

On a scale of 1-10 How funny was it?

[@johnpaulporrelli6208]

@@underworldguardian704 i would say 7. but eveyones humour is subjective so....

[@Daithai96]

One of my many brothers-in-law wore that green suit to a family wedding years ago, I wondered what had happened to it. Glad to see it's still going strong.

[@weichi_]

the mix of scripted story/gigs and improvised humor makes these series what they are, love it

[@Bacciagalupe]

"Am I the only one that understands muscle cars?" -May

[@sjfoster12]

“You look ridiculous, and no one’s going to listen to a word you say” 😂😂

[@5AMACE]

Who's gonna tell Clarkson that most mushrooms are brown

[@ParagonPKC]

Brown food is ok

[@derpychicken7598]

I can tell him

[@TheTurnipKing]

I think the cameramen just did.

[@Cynsham]

"Brown food, brown drink, calories..."

[@kiwitrainguy]

"It's not brown it's mushroom" Mushroom is a shade of brown.😄

[@ryanbonner25]

the pyramid bit was, and is candid and golden, and timeless

[@lescorlett4133]

Like a lot of people I'm going to be heartbroken and will really miss these three when they finish. Thank you lads for being the best thing on TV for the past 20 0dd and sometimes very odd years. ❤

[@johncapewell7520]

All 3 of these guys are hilarious in different ways. James is the funniest in my opinion.

[@MrAtis472]

I wanted to say James May is my favourite, but really they are just amplifying each other. They are awesome on their own, but better together. Like a sandwich with… CHEESE

[@borjastick]

'You look like something found in a pyramid'. Brilliant. I nearly choked on my nuts.

[@Arcona]

You must be flexible.

[@bullseyecello]

7:02 Clarkson sounds so offended hahaha

[@bedtimerat]

1:29 this is one of my all-time favorites james may lines

[@josejuarez2583]

2:40 Hammond calling may a racing clown 😂😂

[@frasergibson5763]

Now that Jeremy has the farm, I bet he would cringe at seeing footage of himself driving over James’s veggies

[@Avatarbee]

No he wouldn't.

[@OSC-AR]

Jeremy would chase hi with is lamborghini tractor

[@jeanackle]

Not his veggies, so no, he wouldn't.

[@samihukka4490]

May is THE FUNNIEST man! Pyramid joke will live forever.

[@Edman1024]

James May on the show in which all three are in Italy, ripping on the Aston: "It's BROWN!!" Also with the latest gen Golf GTI: "That is BROWN!" Consistency, LMAO xD

[@smokin_shane_fell]

They ripped on James’ orange BMW 8 series by calling it brown as well

[@Edman1024]

@@smokin_shane_fell That they did

[@neeleshpujari3877]

"it's not broken its tire came off." Yep, not broken.

[@Ionabrodie69]

It’s Britain and it’s TYRE..🤨🇬🇧

[@brundonsmith3830]

"Why don't you, with your vast bulk..." Savage😂

[@viditjain2653]

*Clarkson destroying plants with his car* Fast forward a few years later: I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and welcome to my Diddly Squat Farm

[@drewbishop3531]

James asking if he's the only one who understands muscle cars is absolutely hilarious.

[@intensity.density2208]

Jeremy stopped maturing at 16 lol Best trio on television, ever.

[@SignalFireProject]

The indignation in Jezza's voice when he denies his car is brown had me dying

[@PrimeVideoUK]

Never tell a man his car is brown

[@alexgreen3662]

“You modified your car by crashing in a Corolla” - Jeremy Clarkson to Richard Hammond

[@ouethojlkjn]

"You look like something that was found in a Pyramid!" I larfed and Larfed.

[@underworldguardian704]

“Let’s have a look in sarcophagus, AAAHHHH” That would be anyone’s reaction if they saw Clarkson in a coffin!

[@decodolly1535]

"I'm not putting that in the British Museum!"

[@rlycervano8934]

"I'm not going to put that in the British museum" Oh dear me! When James said that I lost it

[@adamjw2301]

The true original trio! Top Gear was over as soon as Clarkson got sacked. You cant beat this genuine banter. Its sad their getting on a bit, but bless them for the hours upon hours of entertainment they have given. Keep getting them tattoos Hamster! Clarkson enjoy that farm! and May well...I'd like some more assembly videos! But keep being you. 😊

[@Arsenic71]

"You look exactly like a racing driver - except visually" 😂🤣

[@bobibest89]

0:00 Hammond is so tiny next to that Challenger.... 😂

[@salmanqaiser6918]

love this format. can we please bring it back

[@Heizzer47]

They are too old to do it now. They still make specials tho

[@Benozurman]

2:36 You look exactly like a racing driver apart from visually... This one is a masterpiece! 🤣🤣🤣

[@goldgeologist5320]

These lads were just brilliant. The synergy is amazing!

[@spaceman6215]

Just watched One for the Road. Goodbye lads. It's been a pleasure.

[@chrisblay]

That shiny green suit of James May. 🤣

[@Orion3741]

2:33 - James is dressed up like a member of new wave band The Buggles.

[@bgbuilds2712]

These 3 guys are pretty much the main reason I have Prime Video. I wish we got another series from Hammond and Tory Bellici. I liked their concepts and felt like there could have been more there.

[@EdgyShooter]

"That's why they call you fatty car righter" 😂

[@house_of_carnage]

u know its gunna be funny when these three muppets start arguing and messing about😂😂😂

[@pauljansen8161]

I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

[@TheCommissarIsDead]

“It’s not broken a tire fell off” has me cackling 😂

[@FlintF]

That joke at 08:00 is going to be here for centuries.

[@BehraamK4]

Love these 3 together 😂😂

[@netweed09]

Mr May's 'L' flashes are the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@IVMZERO]

Amazon. Thank you for picking the lads up. One of the BEST things on the platform right now is TGT. 🚗💨🔥💨

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

I'm amazed that Hammond is capable of driving on the road, considering that he seems to be the best at driving on the roof

[@thomasfletcher4765]

Oh , how much I have missed those guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itsmegareth9663]

Words cannot describe how much I'm going to miss these 3, we've still got them doing there own things but the trio united is something that can never be replaced or replicated. Its a bit of a downer knowing its over. Top gear, grand tour best shows ever.

[@theseageek]

“I’m not putting that in the British museum” XD

[@Nappanaia]

That Pyramid joke was a perfect slow burn

[@Brahmdagh]

"...it's a racing clown..." Literal LOL

[@meeftastic]

7:01 flashback to "sunburst orange" (brown) Aston DB11 from Season 1

[@rachels6808]

I love it when May wins, cause he has every right to rub it in their faces and it’s the best sort of sore winner ever.😂😂

[@jeremyfong5684]

You haven't seen Hammond's sore-winner?🤣🤣🤣

[@itsrasalhague]

Dang, Hammond's comeback at the end! Haha

[@pauljansen8161]

I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

[@seantogami]

Hammond: have you visualized the course? May: no

[@CARNEWB]

The best show ever. These gentlemen are incredible

[@lavishmctavish4905]

"It's not broken, the tire has come off." - Jeremy Clarkson

[@battletoads22]

I love when two of them gang up on the other.

[@luToursAndRecoveries]

Im not putting that in the british museum got too be one of the best 'jokes ever😂

[@lancearp7389]

The genius of these three can not be denied

[@HelloKitty-jz5gm]

“You look like something found in a pyramid”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alex-si5te]

Hammond resting on that dodge really shows how big it is (or small he is)

[@MrFiskIt]

The Fatty Car Writer is the best pun I've ever heard. Exquisite.

[@TheYNWAJB]

1:30 😂😂😂😂 best line

[@jb3536]

I want friends just like this.

[@irishirish2685]

''Who is first shall be last and the last shall be first'' - great quotes

[@underworldguardian704]

“You look like something found in a pyramid” -James May

[@famborghi1118]

Esiste. Una. Macchina. Interamente. In blegno,,,,qualsiasi. Componente. Ussezzia. Centrale,,,b,y. B.y. , ,,,. Da

[@jd_the_cat]

@@famborghi1118 cool

[@MrMutimba]

James May's Humor is so underrated 😂

[@marekotec2540]

7:37 Me after every math lesson at high school

[@professorgoat1099]

"you look like something found in a pyramid." best trio society has ever had.

[@MUFCSINCE90]

Clarkson sort your belly out before your heart kicks off about it.

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

1:37 they’re laughing

[@theenlightenedone1283]

*The victory dance for the bois*

[@brokenvibezzzz]

James: He who is first shall be last and the last shall be first Jeremy: Yes but it's 15th 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanmufc1322]

Hammond that’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[@piercingdeceit4206]

James: "Am I the only one here who understands muscle cars?" Also James: picks a Cadillac CTS in an American Muscle challenge

[@jd_the_cat]

I want a CTS-V.

[@MrTimjm009]

You could never beat these 3

[@citedcanvas85]

Id watch these 3 argue for dayz on end lol. Literally any topic they argue over is ENTERTAINMENT

[@ThePassionateBiker]

Who is driving it? Richard Hammond. You can't drive it.

[@agent7763]

Hes sober and in his element omg

[@specialproblem5459]

TV's greatest trio.

[@bigon1961]

In this video, Hammond like a 4’6 punching bag for burns