Delete Tinder, Buy A Motorcycle

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The Kleb

The Kleb

Күн бұрын

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@jeremiahwhitmore3654
@jeremiahwhitmore3654 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude could talk a police officer into giving himself a ticket for speeding.
@malhcone8868
@malhcone8868 3 жыл бұрын
was gonna like this comment but it was at 69 so take my makeshift like: 👍
@jeremiahwhitmore3654
@jeremiahwhitmore3654 3 жыл бұрын
@@malhcone8868 lol thanks.
@malhcone8868
@malhcone8868 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahwhitmore3654 no problem! But someone messed it up, so might as well like it anyway 😂😂
@jeremiahwhitmore3654
@jeremiahwhitmore3654 3 жыл бұрын
@@malhcone8868 xD lol.
@mr-alis_5652
@mr-alis_5652 3 жыл бұрын
True
@jonasmarques9509
@jonasmarques9509 4 жыл бұрын
He talks to stranger like he knows them for years ahahah
@Rail-Rody
@Rail-Rody 4 жыл бұрын
That is pretty much a summary of his channel, yes.
@burgski
@burgski 4 жыл бұрын
He went to thousands of barques with them
@floppychzcake7936
@floppychzcake7936 4 жыл бұрын
Mandy must not be the jealous type if she doesn't care he does this
@matowolf3653
@matowolf3653 4 жыл бұрын
are you columbo?
@slovenskiguruak9887
@slovenskiguruak9887 4 жыл бұрын
Omg thats true, how does he do it🤔?
@thepuddingking5204
@thepuddingking5204 4 жыл бұрын
That first dude that asked for a pic came at the absolute perfect time lol
@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216
@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Barney effect? I don't know the name but if I ever saw someone picking up a lady like that, I'd help a bro out. Even if I don't know who the guy is lmao. Welp, a random list I want to randomly do I guess.
@pwowp8848
@pwowp8848 3 жыл бұрын
@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 i mea she was totally down already anyway
@RAHMATSUGIANTO
@RAHMATSUGIANTO 3 жыл бұрын
wow i love the view, i hope someday i can visit greetings from Indonesia
@aeiounix
@aeiounix 3 жыл бұрын
That's called "social proof."
@Baleur
@Baleur 3 жыл бұрын
Staged af
@dawsynlarson696
@dawsynlarson696 Жыл бұрын
If ADHD and ADD could manifest themselves into a single person, this guy is it
@Frozhiir
@Frozhiir Жыл бұрын
... ADD is a type of ADHD though ^^
@polnicolazzi5125
@polnicolazzi5125 Жыл бұрын
and took some adheral
@rubenprogamerxd509
@rubenprogamerxd509 4 жыл бұрын
If I had half the confidence this guy has... I'd probably exit my house.
@Zain12131
@Zain12131 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@MrJpdr15
@MrJpdr15 4 жыл бұрын
See i exit my house and ride lol but i dont pick up any girls ☠
@chigookafor710
@chigookafor710 4 жыл бұрын
yeah
@TotalWarKS
@TotalWarKS 4 жыл бұрын
lol do it in europe you'll get arrested
@chigookafor710
@chigookafor710 4 жыл бұрын
@@TotalWarKS really?
@ericmeyer1373
@ericmeyer1373 4 жыл бұрын
That girl was so confused 30 seconds in.
@aracistpriest6121
@aracistpriest6121 4 жыл бұрын
I mean this video is scripted which is something I dont really like but yeah
@ericmeyer1373
@ericmeyer1373 4 жыл бұрын
A racist priest you couldn’t let me have this one, could you.
@aracistpriest6121
@aracistpriest6121 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericmeyer1373 I'll let it pass, this time
@bnorris5398
@bnorris5398 4 жыл бұрын
So was I
@WheelerRickRambles
@WheelerRickRambles 4 жыл бұрын
I’m thoroughly confused...
@gardea8292
@gardea8292 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a professional five year old on a motorcycle
@unn4m3d92
@unn4m3d92 4 жыл бұрын
Legit 😂
@anujpradhan5435
@anujpradhan5435 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahha
@danielwhite1255
@danielwhite1255 4 жыл бұрын
Ff tho
@wyatt0528
@wyatt0528 4 жыл бұрын
Your not wrong
@malakaiborges8222
@malakaiborges8222 4 жыл бұрын
Ligit
@juanlomeli391
@juanlomeli391 3 жыл бұрын
I was so confused when he pulled out the second slipper LMAOOO
@chris-8597
@chris-8597 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah where the hell did he get that
@1Wilsonn
@1Wilsonn 4 жыл бұрын
She's still sat at home right now trying to figure what the hell just happend xD
@blindabinda1234
@blindabinda1234 4 жыл бұрын
That's after she rubbed one of with the helmet on.
@barrymccoquner5934
@barrymccoquner5934 4 жыл бұрын
blindabinda123 why you gotta take it there man
@victorcarba726
@victorcarba726 4 жыл бұрын
She wanted some d for sure, but this crazy motorcycle guy was too insane for normal sh*t
@blindabinda1234
@blindabinda1234 4 жыл бұрын
@@barrymccoquner5934 why not?
@like-icecream
@like-icecream 4 жыл бұрын
​@@barrymccoquner5934 They'd never say that in real life, probably blush to death or something.
@FE-es1pq
@FE-es1pq 4 жыл бұрын
cocaine is a hell of a drug
@frecklesthegamer5437
@frecklesthegamer5437 4 жыл бұрын
Just adhd
@saxenachetan1989
@saxenachetan1989 4 жыл бұрын
Rick James will be grinning rt now
@davidchambers6654
@davidchambers6654 4 жыл бұрын
@@saxenachetan1989 I'm Rick James bitch! 🤣🤣🤣
@RemoteAntidote
@RemoteAntidote 4 жыл бұрын
@@frecklesthegamer5437 Just ADHD? I have adhd and I feel like a pancake compared to this guys intensity
@niksnou3602
@niksnou3602 4 жыл бұрын
Crackhead
@jacobeller4267
@jacobeller4267 4 жыл бұрын
Dude this girl has got to be like hypnotized with straight confusion
@jeremybanks7017
@jeremybanks7017 4 жыл бұрын
today I learned that by owning a bike. You can act like a TV sitcom level of idiot and still get girls. OR she is a paid actor
@mmmmmMuffinz
@mmmmmMuffinz 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremybanks7017 100% paid actress. theres no way these videos are legit.
@SenorMoose
@SenorMoose 4 жыл бұрын
@@mmmmmMuffinz some of the fakest and cringiest shit I've seen. The rando fast-talking humor of a 12 year old, and the girl's acting is porn-intro quality
@thomaswarren2699
@thomaswarren2699 3 жыл бұрын
@@SenorMoose "fakest"? You're tripping, man. This man's being his true self with 100% confidence and absolutely zero fear of rejection or judgment. He literally DOES NOT care about what people think. That's real freedom, man. Women dig that big time and your comment reeks of envy.
@SenorMoose
@SenorMoose 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomaswarren2699 It's called basic criticism of a video. lol. Don't read too much into it, guy.
@Ghostlver5
@Ghostlver5 3 жыл бұрын
Kleb: “bye, I love you” Girl: “uhh I’m 16” *FBI OPEN UP!!!!!*
@buffybuff992
@buffybuff992 2 жыл бұрын
BANG BANG BANG
@xjameslove44
@xjameslove44 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hawaiianpunch6534
@hawaiianpunch6534 10 ай бұрын
She was in college at the time of this cruise on the peninsula. In 2019 she played soccer for CSU Monterey Bay.
@vixxslzz
@vixxslzz 10 ай бұрын
@@hawaiianpunch6534 that’s the year I was selected to work in the pizza roll empire that thrived on the coast of the pans and silverware river. What a small world 😂
@_-Gremlin_
@_-Gremlin_ 4 жыл бұрын
Him:what’s ur name Her: Elizabeth Subtitles: T O N Y
@cheesythegamer9771
@cheesythegamer9771 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the one deaf person reading the subtitles.
@neo31net11
@neo31net11 4 жыл бұрын
@@cheesythegamer9771 lol
@xXushalldieXx
@xXushalldieXx 4 жыл бұрын
Cheesy The Gamer they are probably like “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!” they are more confused than new viewers 😂😂
@lgproductions493
@lgproductions493 4 жыл бұрын
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@chaoqnrbxjsjdhd3282
@chaoqnrbxjsjdhd3282 4 жыл бұрын
It’s to protect her identity of course...
@drisss4226
@drisss4226 4 жыл бұрын
Mom : Alcohol wouldn’t affect my baby 20 years later :
@infinitesaturation909
@infinitesaturation909 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂💔wllahi ya nta
@jolk4459
@jolk4459 4 жыл бұрын
Your pfp makes it so much fucking better lmao
@aoyama173
@aoyama173 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahah
@ilirzeqiri2862
@ilirzeqiri2862 4 жыл бұрын
Q
@briantruck2284
@briantruck2284 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@sarahjess_
@sarahjess_ 4 жыл бұрын
omg these subtitles are so hilarious "what's your name?" girl: "elizabeth" subtitle: *t o n y*
@kyleman1313
@kyleman1313 4 жыл бұрын
The Kleb is a strange alien from another realm of existence. As such, he must translate everything from english into his native alien language, and then reverse translate back into english; sometimes things get lost or confused in translation.
@smokeclouds8
@smokeclouds8 4 жыл бұрын
Kleb: "You feel good?" Girl: "yeah I feel good." Subtitle: *No I don't have slips.*
@FREEDOMSYNDICATEOFFICIAL
@FREEDOMSYNDICATEOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😂 your right!
@jordanpierre5580
@jordanpierre5580 4 жыл бұрын
This LITERALLY had me dying!!😂😂
@danielmcv4577
@danielmcv4577 4 жыл бұрын
:))
@benjaminstuhm9385
@benjaminstuhm9385 3 жыл бұрын
I love people like this guy doesn’t take himself too seriously and is social butterfly. Never change my dude!
@notmrboston2546
@notmrboston2546 4 жыл бұрын
As an introvert this vid gives me anxiety
@Jessbo1218
@Jessbo1218 4 жыл бұрын
afgt 116 omg yes you took the words right out of my mouth 😭
@yoshihironam8517
@yoshihironam8517 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@joehuntsmen1856
@joehuntsmen1856 4 жыл бұрын
Get out more
@RemoteAntidote
@RemoteAntidote 4 жыл бұрын
Feel ya dude
@marcopolo5553
@marcopolo5553 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m an ambivert, watching these videos makes me weirded out, random laughing out loud (doesn’t happen often with me), and also impressed at the same time. Everyone thinks he is weird (well he is goofy) but his openness with putting himself out there so far is inspiring. He isn’t worried about people laughing at him. His out there weirdness is in the end what makes people like him and feel comfortable around him. People that can’t get a date should take note. Relax and put yourself out there, and don’t worry about the negative feed back. Salesman have to hear “NO” quite often if they are a successful salesman.
@johndeneau7667
@johndeneau7667 4 жыл бұрын
I were an attractive girl and a stranger said "we are going to perform the peanut butter and tapioca cream pudding ceremony" I would run fast and run far.
@enonotorex
@enonotorex 4 жыл бұрын
but he got a motorcycle
@reggiexp69
@reggiexp69 4 жыл бұрын
but he has a motorbike :) and is cool cause he has a helmet. same with me and my quad when i ride in the city all the girl look and wave. its wierd motobikes and quads GIRLS LOVE IT.
@jourdan9538
@jourdan9538 4 жыл бұрын
Regilio Bouma Just bought a Yamaha R6. Can confirm.
@floyd_mph
@floyd_mph 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is too random. 😂😂😂 I can’t get used to him.
@amparodavila1009
@amparodavila1009 4 жыл бұрын
Same Lol also I thought you didn't said Florida man
@donovanwilliams29
@donovanwilliams29 3 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean
@JustJ0shfr-h7j
@JustJ0shfr-h7j 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@nightnday6675
@nightnday6675 3 жыл бұрын
Random and or extra
@shawnjhuuhurdd
@shawnjhuuhurdd 3 жыл бұрын
this a lil too extra for me.. he got a mil+ subscribers so glad it works for him
@sebster2280
@sebster2280 3 жыл бұрын
this is definitely the guy in the friend group that never stops talking and you have to fake laugh to not offend him hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
@matthewdavis4215
@matthewdavis4215 3 жыл бұрын
That was a fake laugh wasn’t it😂
@КонстантинИванов-к7с
@КонстантинИванов-к7с 3 жыл бұрын
absolutely bro 🤣 🙌
@tjrichez4297
@tjrichez4297 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@notdoms
@notdoms 4 жыл бұрын
"whats your name?" "elizabeth" *ToNy*
@Dat1214
@Dat1214 4 жыл бұрын
@آصف رمضان مهلهل 2C3b no fuq yoou
@apollo4885
@apollo4885 3 жыл бұрын
@آصف رمضان مهلهل 2C3b whats your name!!!!?
@Dat1214
@Dat1214 3 жыл бұрын
@آصف رمضان مهلهل 2C3b look up the meme
@isaacabernathy2377
@isaacabernathy2377 3 жыл бұрын
@@apollo4885 tony
@apollo4885
@apollo4885 3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacabernathy2377 what?!?!?!?
@BadBear2112
@BadBear2112 4 жыл бұрын
if youve ever wanted to feel high while your sober, watch this....
@lklfam6843
@lklfam6843 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha 😂😂🤣
@tonytone_tone2657
@tonytone_tone2657 4 жыл бұрын
the perfect comment😂😂😂 @thatdudeferg
@chigookafor710
@chigookafor710 4 жыл бұрын
I am
@Slayer119988
@Slayer119988 4 жыл бұрын
Ok I’m not the only one. I’m out of weed so I considered maybe something was in the air.
@omall5792
@omall5792 4 жыл бұрын
i read this before i watched the video and it fits so perfectly
@gigarsng
@gigarsng 4 жыл бұрын
This guy more like can sell water to Aquaman with his confusing skill
@mikail5891
@mikail5891 3 жыл бұрын
No joke he‘s just a happy guy and this is so entertaining. Just a positive attitude and aura.
@Erfanfox93
@Erfanfox93 4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching this guy and I’m confused af
@flipwaterr4844
@flipwaterr4844 4 жыл бұрын
Erfan believe me so does everyone 😂
@peterslepcan9717
@peterslepcan9717 4 жыл бұрын
Same :D
@brooo555
@brooo555 4 жыл бұрын
He had ADHD for 4 years
@atomsk_stark4701
@atomsk_stark4701 4 жыл бұрын
me too lol
@davidn427
@davidn427 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@PreD_
@PreD_ 4 жыл бұрын
*girl asking kleb who is he Random guy coming to him to do a Photo xD Perfect timing lol
@rudebwoy8
@rudebwoy8 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, the perfect solid!
@tyriekcarr9123
@tyriekcarr9123 4 жыл бұрын
It sealed the deal
@LV_daWEED
@LV_daWEED 4 жыл бұрын
Staged af lol 😂
@aurboda
@aurboda 4 жыл бұрын
yeah.... perfect timing
@questerer1
@questerer1 4 жыл бұрын
Staged, obviously.
@therolercoasterrider5575
@therolercoasterrider5575 4 жыл бұрын
“i built that building” that quote is the reason why she likes you
@Bififress0r
@Bififress0r 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, we much more need a shoutout to the guy asking for a selfie. Legit #BestWingmanEver
@donovanwilliams29
@donovanwilliams29 3 жыл бұрын
It's after she came back to him he told her that she was interested in him then he went and acted like that. She was happy he left with his fruitcake behavior
@mtyhntr49
@mtyhntr49 3 жыл бұрын
She is so Chill, too bad the whole world isn't like her attitude. Priceless. Glad you enjoyed your ride. Lmao. Thanks for the uplift. Be safe
@leroywarner551
@leroywarner551 4 жыл бұрын
I'LL HAVE SOME OF WHAT HE'S ON..
@YharonJD
@YharonJD 4 жыл бұрын
You mean tacos?
@fazespongebob2379
@fazespongebob2379 3 жыл бұрын
@@YharonJD his tacos are laced with crack
@loko7653
@loko7653 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously lol
@sample.text.
@sample.text. 4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that having a motorcycle is about 60% of it, but really it's just Papa Kleb and his confidence that seals the deal.. Also, she's gorgeous.
@dilyan-2904
@dilyan-2904 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's staged like the girl but random people walking by obviously not. By staged I don't mean exactly what to say or do but in general.
@reggiexp69
@reggiexp69 4 жыл бұрын
dont forget mandy...
@reggiexp69
@reggiexp69 4 жыл бұрын
@@dilyan-2904 no its more like he does this the hole day and only shows us the good clips...* that is more my guess, if you ask enough girls there will be one that will say yes...
@dilyan-2904
@dilyan-2904 4 жыл бұрын
@@reggiexp69 nah. Even clothes of the girl is staged so he can have nice thumbnail for youtube. You would be surprised what people will do for money
@reggiexp69
@reggiexp69 4 жыл бұрын
@@dilyan-2904 i mean. yes and no. i had time where i was like WTF how is this possible. but isnt that how he met mandy? i know with supertiny it was setup since they where friends. (toke me a while to figure that out cause i was just to lazy to look at her insta) i do beleive it are like setup with friends, but i do beleive he does meet people how he acts and makes friends. but like maybe she was a friend already and he just wanted a video, but im sure either way they became friends cause ow how random he is. but also some people are just as spontanious they will hope on for a ride for sure..
@mattao18
@mattao18 4 жыл бұрын
Her : "What happens if i let go?" Him:"You'll go flying off into the wind like a dandelion. ... You ever wanted to do that before? Its a free country you can do whatever you want." Amazing, absolutely ace response.
@justsomeguywithtattoos6267
@justsomeguywithtattoos6267 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's way of expressing everything he thinks of reminds me of me when I'm sleep-deprived or very very hot from the weather
@DarcReaction
@DarcReaction 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I feel the same. Last time I had covid I had no filter and just said whatever I wanted… was kinda refreshing
@AidenPearce720
@AidenPearce720 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Kleb: I built that building right there.
@MrBig-xc9gc
@MrBig-xc9gc 4 жыл бұрын
In 1587 (Changes subject before you can realize what the fuck he just said)
@bocephusbills6631
@bocephusbills6631 4 жыл бұрын
I know someone who says stuff like that all the time
@kitkatdeluxe2394
@kitkatdeluxe2394 4 жыл бұрын
I READ IT AS HE SAID IT
@randyalvarez2018
@randyalvarez2018 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Big I literally died when he that 😂
@jorjaporjapuddinpie
@jorjaporjapuddinpie 4 жыл бұрын
He owns it all
@whyNotGuy557
@whyNotGuy557 4 жыл бұрын
this guy obviously gives a lot of introvert people lots of anxiety this guys gives off cocaine fumes bro he making me laugh and get hyped up.
@threesixn1ne
@threesixn1ne 4 жыл бұрын
He once said he did that on purpose to fight his own social anxiety, but i'm not sure if that was true, lol
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone's saying confidence. All I hear is bi polar crazy. Dudes fun but exhausting
@DonatasSimkus
@DonatasSimkus 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@raysmetaltracks6782
@raysmetaltracks6782 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, well put... I'm kind a twitching right now. Manic episode or meth - either way, i'm wiped out.
@WarInHD
@WarInHD 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂 he’s funny but god damn he talks too much
@ShadowMoon878
@ShadowMoon878 4 жыл бұрын
He is a former Marine suffering from PTSD after two tours in Libya, no thanks to Obama
@TireFill
@TireFill 4 жыл бұрын
He's *relatively* normal on his 2nd channel, haha.
@_shelovetee_
@_shelovetee_ 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most confident guy ever
@edgarbustillos3577
@edgarbustillos3577 4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched the Kleb in forever I forgot how weird he is lol
@Anon-f7f
@Anon-f7f 4 жыл бұрын
Yea mane I forgot his name and had to rediscover him. Might have to watch his vids again although he was funnier when I was younger
@lgproductions493
@lgproductions493 4 жыл бұрын
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@tieman3790
@tieman3790 4 жыл бұрын
Jup haha.
@meanpenquin9359
@meanpenquin9359 4 жыл бұрын
Me to I forgot as well
@kyle386
@kyle386 4 жыл бұрын
Samee
@thetriforceeagle8161
@thetriforceeagle8161 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most chaotic energy I’ve seen in a while
@herrpeabody7405
@herrpeabody7405 4 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Good
@opared2431
@opared2431 4 жыл бұрын
Autism
@magasaurus7210
@magasaurus7210 2 жыл бұрын
Chaotic neutral. He is a real estate developer, after all.
@tony5.062
@tony5.062 4 жыл бұрын
wHEN THIS DUDE PULLED THE SECOND SLIPPER OUT OF THE BAG I LOST IT GRADE A CONTENT 10/10
@colbyreed9751
@colbyreed9751 4 жыл бұрын
Idfk if it was scripted
@bobbymayyy
@bobbymayyy 4 жыл бұрын
THATS PRETTY HIGH PRAISE COMING FROM THE LEGENDARY J1NX WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@ramseyabarca776
@ramseyabarca776 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how keeps saying the slippers feels comfy
@johnredcorn5653
@johnredcorn5653 3 жыл бұрын
“What is your career?” “ADHD”
@yourboyfefe5736
@yourboyfefe5736 4 жыл бұрын
I changed the comment so now all the replies make no sense! Enjoy!
@bilbyy
@bilbyy 4 жыл бұрын
Fernand El Helou gotta be attractive too
@crazyraccoon1064
@crazyraccoon1064 4 жыл бұрын
Those tacos tho
@Ade5
@Ade5 4 жыл бұрын
Its staged.. Stupid question or are you just stupid?
@wolfninja1376
@wolfninja1376 4 жыл бұрын
The path to salvation is often laid with failure.
@crazyraccoon1064
@crazyraccoon1064 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ade5 zzz
@mevludinpitarevic696
@mevludinpitarevic696 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf i thought it was a joke with the slip and then he pulled the other one out of his bag 😂
@kusanagi6937
@kusanagi6937 4 жыл бұрын
Same lmaoooo
@TheToxicMonkey91
@TheToxicMonkey91 4 жыл бұрын
You can see after he pulls the second one out when he tries to close the backpack that it has a hole in it next to the zipper.
@woodsmark0
@woodsmark0 4 жыл бұрын
You can actually see the slipper in the very beginning of the clip when he takes the helmet out for her to wear..he kinda closes the bag so she doesnt see that the helmet is right next to some smelly ass shoe 😂😉
@mevludinpitarevic696
@mevludinpitarevic696 4 жыл бұрын
@@woodsmark0ooh i see, still funny tho 😂
@salvatorecorrao7497
@salvatorecorrao7497 4 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING DIED
@ftby59mikeD
@ftby59mikeD 4 жыл бұрын
He pulls the matching 'slipper' out of his bag & I'm like wtf....he's a magician!!
@ashemgold
@ashemgold 3 жыл бұрын
I saw that too and "WHAAAAAaat?"
@Sunsetwithlotion
@Sunsetwithlotion 3 жыл бұрын
Me throughout the video: "oh nooo this guys selling the bag😭"
@rpt_cylo3460
@rpt_cylo3460 4 жыл бұрын
I lost brain cells watching this but I loved it😂
@ccc9591
@ccc9591 4 жыл бұрын
It was a very intense roller coaster of emotions to listen to him monologue to her while she just stood there awkwardly waiting to ask for a ride
@therealdealoneill
@therealdealoneill Жыл бұрын
u know how some girls say yes to a date for free food? i feel like that happened but with a bike ride idk tho
@bact3546
@bact3546 Жыл бұрын
@@therealdealoneillhell nah , that girl didn’t give two fucks about the bike
@wesleykoevoets4152
@wesleykoevoets4152 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been on a motorcycle before?" "Lederhosen"
@mariocansky8996
@mariocansky8996 4 жыл бұрын
Hosen before Leder
@GhostBlaZe46
@GhostBlaZe46 4 жыл бұрын
Even as a German, i am confused by the Context in this Sentence 🤣
@kreechurz
@kreechurz 2 жыл бұрын
I used to watch you a few years ago. Always wanted to ride a motorcycle from watching you and a few others ride. Finally bought a bike this year and started riding and man what a good time its been.
@zayne3869
@zayne3869 4 жыл бұрын
This is Crackhead energy
@daviddiaz6240
@daviddiaz6240 3 жыл бұрын
And it’s amazing
@FordGuy41
@FordGuy41 3 жыл бұрын
I need this energy in my life. Not even for me just some one like this in my life
@axelfoley1406
@axelfoley1406 3 жыл бұрын
@@FordGuy41 Just become bipolar lol
@juanjosoler336
@juanjosoler336 3 жыл бұрын
The only energy that he has is kinetik and potential
@riammey
@riammey 3 жыл бұрын
Likes are at 666
@fabi.6080
@fabi.6080 4 жыл бұрын
reason he gets girls: good looking, tall, is confident. It aint the motorcycle if it was i‘d be fighting off girls
@MrAwesome1325
@MrAwesome1325 4 жыл бұрын
FABI. I’m saying
@Egcmikey
@Egcmikey 4 жыл бұрын
He has charisma, amongst other things 😂
@howlers616
@howlers616 4 жыл бұрын
I got a simpler explanation it’s a skit
@teddybeer1757
@teddybeer1757 4 жыл бұрын
He's not that tall at all
@tlalexander3
@tlalexander3 2 жыл бұрын
well I'm short (5'7) and about to buy a bike so maybe my combo will work too lol
@chaseavery5671
@chaseavery5671 4 жыл бұрын
That girl is probably like wtf have I gotten myself into 😂
@rmateus1037
@rmateus1037 3 жыл бұрын
Bro i swear 😂😂😂😂
@kylequintana
@kylequintana 3 жыл бұрын
She’s a paid actor
@brndnthedragon656
@brndnthedragon656 3 жыл бұрын
I kind of felt like she didn’t want to be there anymore
@imboredplzhelpme323
@imboredplzhelpme323 3 жыл бұрын
Bro its fake obviously, did you not notice the jumpcuts
@avarice4556
@avarice4556 3 жыл бұрын
@@imboredplzhelpme323 do you go outside?
@fluzzles
@fluzzles 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 "I built that property, you know" "I built this car right there" 💀💀💀
@user-nb3ui8zj4r
@user-nb3ui8zj4r 4 жыл бұрын
this guys tactics.. are weird, confusing, and rather efficient.. i think as much as any us us will say.. i think we all need a friend like this
@donovanwilliams29
@donovanwilliams29 3 жыл бұрын
I know I don't. Facts
@elijahglass2970
@elijahglass2970 4 жыл бұрын
Bro you can’t do this, I’m high af and yo captions wrong
@dec46
@dec46 4 жыл бұрын
Yeast
@rainegonzalez596
@rainegonzalez596 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at this comment
@lklfam6843
@lklfam6843 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha 😂🤣🤣
@selv2328
@selv2328 4 жыл бұрын
That burrito he ate probably had some cocaine or someshit 😂. He’s got so much energy 😂
@LayinLowe304
@LayinLowe304 4 жыл бұрын
Selv meth... lots an lots of meth... from wv... deep in wv lol
@janimalik8412
@janimalik8412 4 жыл бұрын
Its a biKer thing
@cowboy4378
@cowboy4378 4 жыл бұрын
Jani malik it’s an ex marine ptsd thing
@oliverbiederer994
@oliverbiederer994 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is talking until blood drops out of your ears 😂
@janimalik8412
@janimalik8412 4 жыл бұрын
@@cowboy4378 😂😂
@keetonhubbard1484
@keetonhubbard1484 2 жыл бұрын
“I want to lick ur mustache”🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️omg I couldn’t handle this guy
@gabelee5356
@gabelee5356 4 жыл бұрын
She’s acting like the motorcycle isn’t the only thing she wants to ride....
@aurboda
@aurboda 4 жыл бұрын
oh wow so funny hahahahaha
@fienri
@fienri 4 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaaaaa
@paige_greene1963
@paige_greene1963 4 жыл бұрын
I definitely thought he was joking about the slipper
@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C
@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C 4 жыл бұрын
Paige_greene He always amazes me lmao
@fouadkhattar
@fouadkhattar 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@noahrodriguez7818
@noahrodriguez7818 4 жыл бұрын
Paige_greene HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS 😂😂
@000zoltar
@000zoltar 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a random slipper until he got out the other one from the backpack hahaha
@BLAZINGICE333
@BLAZINGICE333 4 жыл бұрын
He must've planted it there, why else would he be carrying the other one haha
@lake_editz
@lake_editz 4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching and I’m so confused
@frosty6244
@frosty6244 4 жыл бұрын
I know
@kierstoncoss9723
@kierstoncoss9723 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same and I think the energy is grate but I'm so confused rn
@R3l3ntl3sss
@R3l3ntl3sss 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@williamwilborn9436
@williamwilborn9436 4 жыл бұрын
This is (the Kleb) channel
@reality.remixxxx4225
@reality.remixxxx4225 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome, its gonna be like this
@Rockstar_xcx
@Rockstar_xcx 3 жыл бұрын
I found this absolute gem today and it's made my whole year, my new most favourite person in the world
@stjimmyessex1316
@stjimmyessex1316 4 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of of morty when his toxins are removed
@goatgod591
@goatgod591 4 жыл бұрын
Haha facts 😂
@tmalzit2264
@tmalzit2264 4 жыл бұрын
Haha nice
@michaeloud6044
@michaeloud6044 4 жыл бұрын
I would have to give this guy a heavy tranquilizer if we had to hang out, I can’t do that much energy.
@thedestroyer5234
@thedestroyer5234 4 жыл бұрын
I want that much energy!
@Asfx11
@Asfx11 4 жыл бұрын
Ketamine
@kushpaladin300
@kushpaladin300 2 жыл бұрын
that's illegal
@TreeHarmony
@TreeHarmony Жыл бұрын
@@Asfx11 you my friend have great taste
@kingqaiser2133
@kingqaiser2133 Жыл бұрын
the best comment yett
@skulffyyy
@skulffyyy 4 жыл бұрын
He really said *7000cc* without laughing
@xjameslove44
@xjameslove44 Жыл бұрын
"I've been waiting for this moment my whole life" 😂😂😂
@BlayneDouglas
@BlayneDouglas 4 жыл бұрын
Dude... can you imagine what she's thinking?! She's so overwhelmed right now.
@paddywiggle
@paddywiggle 4 жыл бұрын
#DeafTalent she came up to him
@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT
@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT 4 жыл бұрын
3:13 said by every serial killer in history.
@khirywiley5937
@khirywiley5937 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO i died laughing at that!
@shrek9772
@shrek9772 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@BongOkilledU
@BongOkilledU 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@IsDitGerben
@IsDitGerben 4 жыл бұрын
8:52 Mah dude actually has the other slipper with him, I thought he was just joking around😂
@JK-bb2hm
@JK-bb2hm 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Thought it was a random slipper.
@lgproductions493
@lgproductions493 4 жыл бұрын
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@Phyrofficial
@Phyrofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@redface8033
@redface8033 4 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@kastrioti4519
@kastrioti4519 2 жыл бұрын
Lol stumbled upon this in suggestions and I don't regret it. The part where you said ''I used to juggle trashcans for a living'' hade me spill my coffee. Lmao xD
@sphinx6238
@sphinx6238 4 жыл бұрын
Him: *Whats your name?* her: *Elisabeth* Him: *Are you challenging me?* holy shit didnt even know that i got this many likes.
@jordanpierre5580
@jordanpierre5580 4 жыл бұрын
Yooooooo that was great!!!!!
@SikkGoalz
@SikkGoalz 4 жыл бұрын
First time watching this guy and I’m left here trying to figure out what I just watched, an episode of rick and morty?
@MrVeldkamp100
@MrVeldkamp100 4 жыл бұрын
“Whats your name?” **”Elisabeth”** Tony in subtitle😂
@comradecat1859
@comradecat1859 4 жыл бұрын
Yep 😆😆
@scrillthebeast2066
@scrillthebeast2066 3 жыл бұрын
**heavy breathing** “I have been waiting my whole life for this” 😂😂🤣
@lawman34
@lawman34 4 жыл бұрын
why doesn't kleb ever pipe these Laguna girls, they are clearly big fans of the taco jim association supreme leader
@TheAnipeace
@TheAnipeace 4 жыл бұрын
Shane Campbell do you know he doesnt?
@mojar2680
@mojar2680 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he is dating mandy rn
@JohnDough1776
@JohnDough1776 4 жыл бұрын
Because he's got a gorgeous wife lol
@kristijanmladjovic3379
@kristijanmladjovic3379 4 жыл бұрын
random person, ''hi'' the kleb: i love that guy
@isaacbutler4895
@isaacbutler4895 4 жыл бұрын
"Gotta do that split action to squeeze the frosting..." This guy...he's my kind of weird 😂
@isaachauzel149
@isaachauzel149 3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Isaac
@FHSBlackSwarm
@FHSBlackSwarm 2 жыл бұрын
The confidence is awesome but that's too much man 😂
@benshapirosgreatuncle4060
@benshapirosgreatuncle4060 4 жыл бұрын
Me: she thinks he is so high lmao Her: *omg he’s so hooottt*
@BenVernay
@BenVernay 4 жыл бұрын
I rediscovered Kleb after probably over a year, all the memories are rushing back. JIMMAYY!
@sarumanstudio3280
@sarumanstudio3280 3 жыл бұрын
Bro this just happened to me today 💀
@gustavomagalhaes941
@gustavomagalhaes941 3 жыл бұрын
Happened to me today too
@Curtis.Carpenter
@Curtis.Carpenter 4 жыл бұрын
"We all just live in the basement together" 🤣🤣dude your a legend
@juleswinnfield3958
@juleswinnfield3958 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 impeccable timing😂
@shayanmostaghim6641
@shayanmostaghim6641 4 жыл бұрын
“Okay bye, love you....” 🤣🤣 dead
@tankertuff9947
@tankertuff9947 4 жыл бұрын
Shayan Mostaghim Lmaoooo
@sepesagauna
@sepesagauna 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@craneisalive2741
@craneisalive2741 4 жыл бұрын
Ik I wasnt hearing things
@Zwaser
@Zwaser 4 жыл бұрын
The Kleb - Giving underaged girls a ride on his motorbike since 2015 Lol
@lawman34
@lawman34 4 жыл бұрын
uh oh
@mochabear8312
@mochabear8312 4 жыл бұрын
lol shes 21
@JoshuaCollins
@JoshuaCollins 4 жыл бұрын
Sophomore college student with a promising future in soccer
@-PlayMaker-
@-PlayMaker- 4 жыл бұрын
She was definitely not underage lol
@scottsterscotty2079
@scottsterscotty2079 4 жыл бұрын
She does look mad young bro idk lol
@phillpeters1793
@phillpeters1793 4 жыл бұрын
Her: is this right ? Him : no it's left,now it's right 😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
@jordanstewart4803
@jordanstewart4803 4 жыл бұрын
That shit had me dead
@MidnightRider1034
@MidnightRider1034 2 жыл бұрын
This dude definitely embraces the uncertainty of life. Keep it up!
@davidbalan9996
@davidbalan9996 4 жыл бұрын
2:08 "This is my Cathinator, 7000cc Hayabusa Machine" Yh Right
@obamareloadsyt629
@obamareloadsyt629 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the point he said it as a joke
@albihalimi6425
@albihalimi6425 4 жыл бұрын
hahahah she was confused the whole time, this guy is a legend
@yanaybolbachan
@yanaybolbachan 4 жыл бұрын
Now this is actually a perfect example of how to get a girl to go after you. You see, in the start she was really confused but he was confident and nice and was very simple, and then she came back, intentionally... Edit: well he ruined it 8:30
@gotmefckedup4781
@gotmefckedup4781 4 жыл бұрын
Shits fake
@MaNNeRz91
@MaNNeRz91 2 жыл бұрын
100% has got to be fake. Nobody in their right mind would be ok with all of that talking.... Plugging her insta clearly
@moontv444
@moontv444 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment” 😂😂😂 bro your hilarious
@iamzackatack8098
@iamzackatack8098 4 жыл бұрын
“I actually juggle trash cans”
@lgproductions493
@lgproductions493 4 жыл бұрын
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@EeyoreHeeHaw
@EeyoreHeeHaw 4 жыл бұрын
I'd get arrested. When I wasn't confident, I'd get a weird look. I've become more confident, still get weird looks. At least my motorcycle understands me. *hugs and kisses my bike* Ooohhhhh... I'm starting to see the issue...
@xXushalldieXx
@xXushalldieXx 4 жыл бұрын
i fucking love this comment 😂😂 had me laughing so hard i was coughing
@pettgree
@pettgree 4 жыл бұрын
4:06 "Is it right ?" --- "No it's left, ... now it's right!" 😅😂😀
@jonathanmartinez8104
@jonathanmartinez8104 3 жыл бұрын
Omg you have me dying of laughter! You just earned a new subscriber! Keep up the good work man
@freylies1923
@freylies1923 4 жыл бұрын
“I just want to give ya a little fisty.” Bruh, please tell me I wasn’t the only one who was like oh boy be careful now.
@ImRan77x
@ImRan77x 4 жыл бұрын
3:17 “can i put my glasses on” was the best part
@mj6463
@mj6463 4 жыл бұрын
She tried to be papa Jim for a sec
@TaylorImpact
@TaylorImpact 4 жыл бұрын
I continued to read the subtitles when I couldn't hear what she said even after I realised they were completely unrelated to what she was saying.
@gabeweaver525
@gabeweaver525 3 жыл бұрын
3:16 **She tried to match his energy and it confused the shit outta him 😂😂
@ralteh3390
@ralteh3390 4 жыл бұрын
Its left, now it's right... I wheezed too hard🤣🤣
@wolf-z6968
@wolf-z6968 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 "Whats your name?" "Elizabeth" Subtitles : *Tony*
@alkanguler6659
@alkanguler6659 4 жыл бұрын
Bro, my gf(3 years of relationship) cheated on me yesterday. I caught her conversation with her ex which is about pervert stuffs. I am about to have a panic attack and totally desperate. Even in this kind of situation you put a smile on my face. Thank you so much, glad you exist buddy. Endless regards from Turkey..
@mikehawk9593
@mikehawk9593 4 жыл бұрын
I know the solution get yourself a bike and be like this man he is energetic because he lives the way he likes
@alkanguler6659
@alkanguler6659 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikehawk9593 Whenever i have oppurtunity to buy a bike, i will definitely do it.
@amadouourydiallo35
@amadouourydiallo35 4 жыл бұрын
In that case her actions give you permission to look for another gf and don't let your feelings get the best of you. Be mentally strong .
@bobbymayyy
@bobbymayyy 4 жыл бұрын
you got this buddy, keep the shiny side up and fly fast
@isaiahsmith4925
@isaiahsmith4925 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are freaking hilarious, had to sub!!
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