Best line: "What kind of teacher would you be?" "Substitute."
@thedigitaldignitary2 жыл бұрын
A good “yo mama” joke will NEVER get old…. 🤣
@Anathallo82 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit laughing at that. At work. I looked insane. Lol
@CountryLongboarding2 жыл бұрын
please keep the yo mama jokes coming, pure fun comedy
@laramineville2 жыл бұрын
Just the gall to end the monologue on a yo mama joke 🤣🤣
@PxL.3K2 жыл бұрын
We love you JAMES😍❤️😍
@brandonaitchison37472 жыл бұрын
Do we?
@ader66732 жыл бұрын
♥️!
@rallyny2 жыл бұрын
I was so completely sure the toad’s first words were going to be “Hello my honey, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime gaaaaal…”
@beenaplumber83792 жыл бұрын
See, that would have worked!
@ericminch2 жыл бұрын
In the original WB cartoon this was a frog, but these days we've become much more tolerant of cross-casting.
@danielgregory32952 жыл бұрын
Michigan J. Frog...🐸🐸
@rallyny2 жыл бұрын
@@danielgregory3295 😂
@rallyny2 жыл бұрын
@@ericminch I knew SOMEONE would point out Frog v. Toad! And LOL at cross-casting…
@lynngold18652 жыл бұрын
DAVE-I ALWAYS LOVE HEARING YOUR LAUGHS!KEEP THEM COMIN!😀😄😁😆😅🤣😃
@tylerjakes66742 жыл бұрын
Hello, how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!
@VikingMobile09272 жыл бұрын
When a joke is so good...there's no laughter...just applause
@southernbell71082 жыл бұрын
When my children were in elementary school in the Atlanta area down the road was a waterpark (one of the top 10 water parks in the US). -When Bruce Willis came to the park with his family he bought the dippty dot ice cream, which was expensive, not just for his family -but for everyone in the water park. -He was grounded enough to see the price of the ice cream and understand that many children might not get a chance to have that ice cream. I’ll never forget the teenagers working at the park we’re so excited and overwhelmed by the generosity and I was teaching teenagers at that time. He said a very good example that day. This was the summer of 98 or 99 -The teenagers know who bought the ice cream because they worked in the park. It wasn’t in the news or the newspapers. Nowadays teenagers would have been posting about it. It really made the teenagers think that if you became wealthy doing good deeds of kindness makes a difference. I am telling the truth because -I was that teacher you had in high school that did not let you get away with anything -but I was respectful at the same time.
@debbiebasquit07282 жыл бұрын
Y’all just make my day! Always always makes me laugh out loud! 😁
@tylerjakes66742 жыл бұрын
Hello, how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!
@waltmccarthy98372 жыл бұрын
Austin Powers 1 & 2 are remarkable films.
@highandtight55442 жыл бұрын
IANS BEYONCE BOX JOKE DID NOT GET ENOUGH LOVE THAT WAS MASTER CLASS JOKE WRITING COME ON
@carlychamberlain42372 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the writers these jokes were so silly and good.
@stayhappylittlemermaid2 жыл бұрын
You should always surround yourself with positive, successful people.
@miriambell52712 жыл бұрын
My favourite comedy is Gavin & Stacey! So many amazing understated funny bits!
@captainflamson2 жыл бұрын
Agreed! That show is absolutely brilliant, watched the whole series numerous times and it never gets old, "at the end o' the day, when all's said and done, it's tidy!"
@Dog_gone_it2 жыл бұрын
this show is funny. i finally gave it a chance. good job, james
@tonyslaton3863 Жыл бұрын
Take the earth to dinner before drilling 12 miles into her. That was great 😂
@jonnnycool66692 жыл бұрын
One word"substitute"🤣
@marittasalhas18752 жыл бұрын
Love to be back after missing the show for being at the hospital with pneumonia,COVID and influenza , best reward 🙌🏼💕#lovethelatelateshow
@hannas44862 жыл бұрын
Could you please activate Cc (close caption) option of this and all your future videos? thanks!
@aymansalem1292 жыл бұрын
love you james
@manuelcantu74492 жыл бұрын
Best late night show no question about that!!!!
@teresitauy55322 жыл бұрын
Totally .
@SansAziza2 жыл бұрын
Best morning show: Today (Australia)
@kingofthesharks2 жыл бұрын
Spaceballs!! As for recent films, I just came back from "Everything Everywhere all at Once" and hadn't laughed so hard at the theater in years :)
@demisavage772 жыл бұрын
Good call! Yes that was a good one! Miss that kind of lightness in life, these days you gotta dig deep for laughter.
@Seldomane2 жыл бұрын
So volcanos are when lava reaches the surface, and we're going to dig a hole down to it? Yeah that sounds fine I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
@AthenaGoddess2 жыл бұрын
Hot Fuzz and Evolution are my comfort comedy movies. Also a good 'yo mama' joke always lands.
@Justin-du7mg2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed watching this amazing video from start to finish ☺️📺.
@EmpyreanLightASMR2 жыл бұрын
If you go to RateMyProfessors, that professor will have ratings like "3/5 is suing me for all I got but lectures are easy to follow" and "2/5 took me to court but fair grader"
@DerekHoscorner2 жыл бұрын
James Corden favorite comedy awesomeness job
@shorezee12532 жыл бұрын
Mr. Charmichal substitute P.E. teacher! I’m in!
@Opus3132 жыл бұрын
Airplane!
@eljoy52802 жыл бұрын
Toad Talk! 😂🤣
@tylerjakes66742 жыл бұрын
Hello, how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!
@KaE2J2 жыл бұрын
Why does it take Starbucks to 2025 to get rid of single use cups? Germany had "recups" from one day to another and it works.
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
Because...........starbucks dupes I mean customers just. didn't. care.
@8arrows2 жыл бұрын
My first drive in theater experience was Porky’s. I was 8. And the oldest of 3. Funniest movie I ever saw.
@Drnaynay2 жыл бұрын
Porky's at 8 years old? Wow. But I guess at a drive-in, whatever was going on in the cars around you was just as raunchy!!
@8arrows2 жыл бұрын
@@Drnaynay back then we didn’t have trailers online. Nor on tv. No one then knew how raunchy it was going to get.
@Drnaynay2 жыл бұрын
@@8arrows back then, we didn't have "online" altogether!! If you had used the word "online" when Porky's came out, I probably would have thought you were talking about laundry!!
@AngieJames4172 Жыл бұрын
My favorite comedy- What About Bob.
@courtneyandrade56372 жыл бұрын
lmao, James put his tortilla hand out the wrong side of the car for a drive-thru
@seanbou41222 жыл бұрын
OMG 🤣 this toad really look like me when i get shock🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and nearly same my ang too 100 year, 99 and half🤣😁 long life to the toad.🙏🥳😍👻😁🤣👍💚 what is that smile from james😃 it was so cute 😍🥰😂😁
@jeanpaulsara10742 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedy is a great question. Airplane movies. Young Frankenstein.
@lindabismuth63772 жыл бұрын
OMG- your whole schtik and crew will leave such a vacuum after you vacate the premises! PLEASE make a compilation of ALL of Steve's brilliant news lead-ins for posterity!!
@vmwindustries2 жыл бұрын
Yo mamma! 😆
@이슬user34342 жыл бұрын
Oknwhy am i so addicted to you ☺️
@eltravos992 жыл бұрын
Autin Powers 3 is amazing. Don't even.
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
4:02 I can't believe they didn't bleep the name.
@maryhazlett2 жыл бұрын
While I'm not a fan of Starbucks coffee, one use cups are no big deal. I take my own travel mug everywhere, including gas stations. Usually get a discount for bringing my own mug too.
@Winteramen2 жыл бұрын
*...Substitute.*
@wendix2 жыл бұрын
3:44 Animal rights 😅
@paigestatham63632 жыл бұрын
Casually throwing in a classic yo momma joke
@gronagor2 жыл бұрын
Oh crap. Did James just give Winnie an idea?
@michaelrae95992 жыл бұрын
The toads say Bud Wei Serrrrrrr
@AhKiOye2 жыл бұрын
You can see it in Corden's face that Drilling the Earth joke deserved better and the Yo Momma joke not the one to end on 🤷♂️
@lianefehrle99212 жыл бұрын
I thought the drilling for heat has already been done
@TraustiLaufdal2 жыл бұрын
The NEWS jingle is getting way too short people ! Get with the times and let Steve do his friggin' thang !
@gwendolinekganane75822 жыл бұрын
How did you know it was her who took a bump in Mr Green's desk.
@maxryder9952 жыл бұрын
Substitute My Love Four Ewe!
@dredgerivers7730 Жыл бұрын
"Company Plans To Release C.H.U.D."
@thepaperbicycle2 жыл бұрын
It's unfair to leave Susan alone to carry the comic torch alone.
@GG-fh2cx2 жыл бұрын
You guys forgot about the Trenta!!!
@burnyizland2 жыл бұрын
I just tried to watch Cats yesterday. Nothing I've heard here is a fraction as funny.
@Lenore4Evermore2 жыл бұрын
Imagine BLAZING SADDLES on TV right now. I have it on RCA disc. LMMFAO...THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER WITH COMEDIES LIKE THAT. Everyone is soft .
@eljoy52802 жыл бұрын
Watched it countless times with my Dad growing up.
@Solskin60Tina2 жыл бұрын
I know someone who caught her husband cheating. Found out because she saw her husbands car. On Google Maps in a place it was not supposed to be. But very good they are concerned about dogs 😅
@lauramartin78832 жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to acknowledge that which usually gets little attention: what's NOT there. What's NOT there on James' show?? A fabulous absence of T***p's voice-overs. Yes, we the audience can bask in the sun of content knowing that we do not have to listen to the voice of D. T***P, aka Prez 45. James talks about the ridiculous antics of '45' but I have never seen him subject his viewers to the sound of that man's voice. You may ask: 'Perhaps you've missed an episode, maybe two? where '45's' voice was heard in some clip? I'm a pretty big fan of The Late Late Show and especially of James Corden. If I did miss a moment where we were exposed to a clip of T. speaking, well, I am quite grateful I did. Overall though, THANK YOU JAMES CORDEN FOR *NOT* SUBJECTING YOUR AUDIENCE TO '45's' VOICE!
@wildthinair2 жыл бұрын
The Big Lebowski
@mosesgarner24042 жыл бұрын
Nope...no dinner before a 12 mile drilling. Maybe just a light salad?
@izakshuvo84342 жыл бұрын
That dig a big hole thing. Isn't that how KRYPTON from SUPERMAN was destroyed?
We've moved past when those type of movies were made? kinda sad
@EmpyreanLightASMR2 жыл бұрын
That dog blurring thing is job security. Literally someone at Google finally reached a point where they had nothing left to do. I mean it's the only thing I can think of.
@joshuagreen12222 жыл бұрын
Hi there are you available this may work for you lol
@adamrassi35162 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedy: Tommy Boy.
@deonmckinney14982 жыл бұрын
Some explain the porridge joke to me please
@paupro97062 жыл бұрын
It’s a reference to snowwhite, when she first arrives at the dwarfs house
@surelychoo2 жыл бұрын
@@paupro9706 wrong fairy tale; it's a goldilocks joke lol
@stephencraig59382 жыл бұрын
@@surelychoo are you sure ? Its the three little pigs. Do your research !
@amorcalahat68012 жыл бұрын
hi
@pvttj85722 жыл бұрын
G. O. P. On. Nose 👃🏼. Candy. ). V. T. O. 🌻🌻
@amirulcartoon.28482 жыл бұрын
Hozard.
@999sgirl2 жыл бұрын
guys i cant lie this has been the worst show intro since pre covid. more crew please more silliness.
@thomasmoeller34462 жыл бұрын
If scientists want to harness a bunch of hot air, just tap in to the GOP chambers.
@ChristianSchenkMD2 жыл бұрын
Hello my baby hello my darling toad
@geoffreythomas14522 жыл бұрын
Weird to hear him say privacy as pry-va-cee and not pri-va-cee
@Drnaynay2 жыл бұрын
He's learned (learnt) certain Americanisms
@splato20362 жыл бұрын
The Mr. Green joke was very funny for you; I could NOT hear a word; they were all blocked off! soooooo not very funny...
@FamiAoi2 жыл бұрын
Who has that hyena laugh? I hear it every show.
@carissa26232 жыл бұрын
kidnap 1D
@tylerjakes66742 жыл бұрын
Hello, how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!
@sweiland752 жыл бұрын
James does not know how to hold a mug.
@AbuAnanTheGoat2 жыл бұрын
Oooooo first yeah lol
@pouya20022 жыл бұрын
Why don’t you say anything about hunter Biden?
@wesleyferris86892 жыл бұрын
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@c.danielthomas86362 жыл бұрын
Should comedians be armed?
@stephencraig59382 жыл бұрын
A funny guy with a gun v a funny guy with a gun ?
@fourohthreeerror14952 жыл бұрын
jheez
@glen69452 жыл бұрын
fjb
@lindaward31562 жыл бұрын
l swear the government has morphed into a reality show these last several years. I never watched them as I found the premise weird & a useless waste of my time, too sophomoric for my tastes. very similar ☮️
@aaronbartley67232 жыл бұрын
I'm not following this show any more. Less and less uploads to KZbin, no one listening to what the people want. Not interested
@kurtsudheim8252 жыл бұрын
Beyonce is not a great actress, has never been in a great movie, often sequels, shows you talent doesn't transfer
@Jeygoo132 жыл бұрын
First
@rachelhumphrey51792 жыл бұрын
I will never do your show! You are not what I subscribe to either. If I could I would fire You!
@tylerjakes66742 жыл бұрын
Hello, how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!
@lauramartin78832 жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to acknowledge that which usually gets little attention: what's NOT there. What's NOT there on James' show?? A fabulous absence of T***p's voice-overs. Yes, we the audience can bask in the sun of content knowing that we do not have to listen to the voice of D. T***P, aka Prez 45. James talks about the ridiculous antics of '45' but I have never seen him subject his viewers to the sound of that man's voice. You may ask: 'Perhaps you've missed an episode, maybe two? where '45's' voice was heard in some clip? I'm a pretty big fan of The Late Late Show and especially of James Corden. If I did miss a moment where we were exposed to a clip of T. speaking, well, I am quite grateful I did. Overall though, THANK YOU JAMES CORDEN FOR *NOT* SUBJECTING YOUR AUDIENCE TO '45's' VOICE!