The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Music Video)

[@Kirb0_7]

This song has aged like a fine wine

[@tommybro5313]

Not original

[@jakepauls8927]

Fine jizz.

[@elitemangudai1016]

@@tommybro5313 what was the original

[@tommybro5313]

@@elitemangudai1016 The comment, that's nothing new.

[@boogerpresley1366]

The older the berry the sweeter the juice

[@StewyAdamRules]

“Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film” might be the best lyrics ever written, performed, and recorded.

[@kevanmodi6017]

"You call it premature but I call it ecstasy" is a good competition

[@StewyAdamRules]

@@kevanmodi6017 Also “do things alone now mostily”.

[@JohnEricBooth]

And don't forget the anglo pronunciation... "I sar a film" lololol

[@100gexx]

@@casey9081 no

[@2rquoised]

@@casey9081 I'm pretty sure self promoting makes you the loser

[@Smarts2892]

I’ll always love how Andy Samberg does his part in an English accent

[@isaiahprimm4167]

Fr😂😂

[@xxyy2911]

Man, what did you do I've been listening to this for more than a decade and I never noticed that. Seven seasons of B99 and I haven't noticed he did this...

[@kermitthefrog6787]

if it was truly english song, it's be called "jizz in my trousers"

[@HeggyC]

@@kermitthefrog6787 Nope, in British English, pants is short for underpants (i.e. boxers)

[@HeggyC]

Sorry, but as an Englishman I can categorically state that at no point in this song did an English accent appear...

[@Zinj1000]

Justin being the cleanup guy in rhythm with the song is still the funniest part to me.

[@lubaaudio]

near the end you can see him clearly say the word "Jizz". Perfect.

[@Despondencymusic]

Oh shit! 😂 I thought that was Akiva Schaffer.

[@lubaaudio]

and clearly saying "Jizz" near the end 🤣 kills me every time

[@robertpreciado1274]

Me tooo my boy!!!! I cried when i saw it the first time!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@captainraymondholt7887]

What are you doing, Peralta? Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

[@therealmalik]

Booooooneee!!!!

[@bigaj6901]

C A S E ! ! !

[@jawshbawsh4253]

Lmao!!

[@TheImpalerBulletecho]

You Even Signed with the sincerely Raymond holt! It must be you!

[@dynamite653]

He’s trynna B O N E

[@ratsinawall]

Andy Samberg is honestly a work of art himself

[@juicyybaby24]

Yes 😍

[@shhlimmy]

Hot Rod will always be my favorite movie😂

[@ratsinawall]

@@shhlimmy *replies

[@shhlimmy]

Spewn Disaster how you going to tell me how to spell my name nigga😂

[@honerverahonesta3511]

Ahh yesss

[@anarchobaby]

"last week I saw a film as I recall it was a horror film" 11 years later and that line delivery still gets me for some reason

[@roispro]

mutt streams its because he rhymed saw with horror

[@garriemcallister8161]

The funniest lyric and I can't explain why lol

[@ginge1209]

Fact the sign in the background just says "horror film" gets me

[@rohithkumar8708]

@Damian Howard sounds veryyyy much like an infection .weak bowel?

[@lolcerditorock]

It is better because they use the brittish pronounciation so that it rhymes lmao

[@macmick3165]

Can’t believe it’s been 15 years since this piece of art was dropped

[@sandakureva]

I was still in high school when this song came out... I'm glad my sense of humor hasn't matured any.

[@justinsmith1001]

This song is truly timeless and ageless.

[@420RastaMonZack420]

Same

[@AlleyCatAlex]

sandakureva same here

[@abbyortiz9245]

It’s a classic

[@MetalGuitaristPro]

Saaaame

[@lostinsauce4515]

2:01 Literally the greatest chorus in musical history.

[@briansmithie4885]

Agreed

[@hugorezende199]

Timbaland and Timberlake style

Very true

[@richardallisonthecringemas9543]

I agree

[@torin6258]

You at 69 likes. Nobody like this comment

[@Madelune7]

“Last week... I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film.” 😂

[@Mo_Shadows]

I don't know why but that's my favourite line out of the entire song 😂

[@matthewwareproductions7742]

That’s my second favorite line of the song 😂 my favorite is “She turned to me, that’s when she said it, looked me dead in the face and asked ‘Cash or credit?’ and I...”

[@joerrelsaguin4550]

😂😂😂 shit is so funny

[@duncanskippers3130]

Shit still funnier than most shit out there😂😂😂😂

[@bmoney2011]

*I SAWR A FILM*

[@sirsmokeefortwence25]

The Lonely Island is back, so I had to rewatch this!

[@T123456788]

Same. Can't believe this was 15 years ago

[@TheGhostPhantom300]

❤

[@trevizee806]

Back when I didn't understand English this song was fire. Now it's even better

[@minedantaken1684]

Same!

[@oAldanitao]

Same lol

[@pinguhero4311]

Welcome ta bri'in

[@eduardojose2940]

Saaaaaaaaaame

[@ricardo.i.i.i]

I wish I could have experienced the song like you did 🤣

[@user-roninwolf1981]

Watched this video a decade later and I... *JIZZED IN MY PANTS.*

[@SM-ge4kq]

Nobunaga1981 lol

[@FinerGore]

I read this comment and I J1ZZED IN MY PANTS

[@shibzi3947]

Gave This Comment A Like and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

[@burnout3722]

I laughed so hard I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

[@zawellthewanderer8224]

Saw this comment and I scrolled on down and I *JIZZ IN MY PANTS.*

[@Hetaliafan85]

When she stands five feet from you instead of six...

[@izzybeth]

seriously underrated comment

[@thoticcusprime9309]

@@izzybeth >.>

[@Lethal_Spoon]

A lot better than “HaHa GuYs QuArAnTiNe GoT mE wAtChInG tHiS”

[@kazkikongokiller6447]

cringe comment

[@rikielanasui742]

And I *jizz* in my pants

[@alendri]

This era of lonely island is unmatched. Still a banger and ages like fine wine

[@spunkflunk]

i remember back in grade 8 i had to pick a song to analyse the lyrics in a poetic way, and i chose this song, got in so much trouble but it was hilarious

[@OppenheimerJ.]

spunkflunk 😂😂😂😂

[@emisthem6562]

Danial Thapper that was the best pun I've seen all day XD

[@KatLovesUU]

Lol

[@jerrybundy1281]

spunkflunk me to

[@blakefernandez2978]

You're my hero

[@MogaTange-m7b]

“Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film” Is unironically one of the best rhymes I’ve seen in a while

[@gamingbtc]

Also he says "saw" with a British accent "sawr" to make it rhyme. Lmao

[@MogaTange-m7b]

@@gamingbtc sawr uh film And hawr uh film That’s what makes it so great, it’s like a perfect rhyme in a different accent. How many songwriters can actually do that?

[@rmacgregor5823]

That doesn't really rhyme

[@MogaTange-m7b]

@@rmacgregor5823 it rhymes in British English but not in American English. That’s why it’s impressive. It requires the linking R between “saw” and “a”, the unstressed “a” and “or” and dropping the R at the end of “horror”. Wouldn’t even remotely rhyme in an American accent.

[@kazkeb]

​@user-qv8zs4vb6n it's a bit like how Shakespeare doesn't really seem to rhyme... but it does when you read it in it's original pronunciation

[@user-jv9uf5fk8m]

Girl: Shows a millimetre of her shoulder. How schools think boys react:

[@awesomedavid2012]

Nah this is actually how boys react

[@flawless_Cowboy]

Wtf type of boys yall be around?

[@tegelstenen4178]

Are they wrong though?

[@edism]

Where is this, Iran?

[@omg_its_karma9746]

@@flawless_Cowboy exactly

[@samuelcourliss8496]

2:00 genuinely sounds like an eminem chorus

[@knebel67]

yo thats what i thought, what song was it again?

[@h1f_sky312]

For me it sounds like Timbaland's mid 2000s style.

[@devon8438]

​@@knebel67You might be thinking of "beautiful" from the relapse album, its very similar

[@MrMisterDerp]

I remember showing this to my dad when I was 13 and he yelled at me. Then pulled me aside and told me it was one of the best things he’s ever seen but my stepmom was pissed about it.

[@Kwasmo]

@@casey9081 wow, self promo. Not cool dude

[@casey9081]

@@Kwasmo i do what i want

[@Kwasmo]

@@casey9081 I can tell, just try not do it too much. People get annoyed

[@rafmaciejewski7477]

Had a similar encounter too once. Was young and didn't understand what jizz was and was singing it when my stepmom asked me about it.

[@MrMisterDerp]

@@rafmaciejewski7477 let me clarify, I was well aware what I was showing them

[@workoutwithrob1700]

Her: What's your favorite Justin Timberlake song? Me: It's complicated.

[@linakanami787]

Lol

[@Malz808]

Lmaooo

[@arafat9828]

Mine's Motherlover

[@AA-jb5cs]

You kow this isn't Justin Timberlake, right?

[@alexpedersen9942]

@@AA-jb5cs he’s the janitor

[@nephastgweiz1022]

Andy Samberg the only artist able to make "film" rhyme with "film"

[@rosiepestel7836]

Hahahaha...

[@MordorFishChannel]

Ozzy Osbourne can rhyme masses with masses

[@stinkypete2492]

'saw a' rhymes with 'horror'

[@achair650]

And can make it work elaborately

[@romanon5]

hahahahhaaaa

[@bobsagetsconcubine2866]

1:04 reasonable reaction after seeing Meadow Soprano

[@tluangteachhakchhuak9272]

Damn you beat me to it 🤣 Meadow in a vest and her flirty looks, I don’t blame him🤣

[@2KisEaZy]

I’m happy someone noticed that 😊

[@Bexarbear9]

The absolute pinnacle of the 2000s

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

2008.

[@MonSuper21]

No it wasn't lol

[@TeeDub96]

@Ghost Heart what do you consider the 2000s? 2000 to 2009?

[@iamthesenete9123]

Late 2000s

[@Ray-zj4wf]

All time the best

[@lotuzz7409]

"Last week, I saouwre a film as I recall, it was a horror film" Incredible rhyming right there

[@khirulaminur]

*re-coall (in british)

[@bitz3225]

Caiden Kempt the nonce Hunter I’m English and I agree

[@oc174]

Lmaooooo

[@Wbo12]

And I-

[@zotharr]

High quality shit right there 😂

[@projectowxn5219]

When your crush asks if you have a pencil they can borrow.

[@DaveDoesAnimation]

*cousin

[@secretunknown253]

Dave Does Animation I see your into incest

[@binaykumar139]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[@FluffDogg2116]

Christian Grey you’re*

[@abhisarbankar]

My crush asked me for a ruler So I gave her Then she asked why there's mark on 11cm? I Jizzed in my pants

[@emmanueljonah7831]

This songs has no business being this good

[@GuyFerzOfficial]

"Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film." BARS 🔥

[@misterdrgn5155]

@@Bladeck1234 It probably has in the UK.

[@thl205]

kanye eat your heart out

[@jimfoxx]

@@Bladeck1234 He said "I sore a film" Like an English accent😎

[@Jzombi301]

Guy Ferz top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

[@lordtouchme8328]

Idk why but I love that line

[@grubbygrubb7059]

His face after the, "when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense" is priceless.

[@dontclickonmychannel9676]

I didnt even hear that yet

[@dontclickonmychannel9676]

I just kept listening to... "JiZz In My pAnTs"

[@Whoopdido777]

@Grubby Grubb Spoiler alert

[@jamiehewitt428]

I knew it was coming, still brilliant

[@quintariusgooch]

It's so priceless that it's the thumbnail Edit: well, it WAS the thumbnail at one point

[@teekomeeko]

Besides the joke, the song is actually really good and well constructed.

[@christianstarup5207]

No

[@alienamarsh3623]

Agreed

[@zauberfrosch11]

I love this song. I wisht they'd have made some "serious" songs, I'd love these too

[@dumatician]

Facts

[@cruzcontrol1303]

It’s really not, it’s just kinda verse chorus verse chorus bridge. Like, I don’t know, every song ever? Not super hard. The hook is kinda catchy I guess...

[@celuiquipeut6527]

15 years ago, and still nothing better has come out. WE really achieved peak music back then. It's been downhill since then. :(

[@Francisco-xp9yw]

Girls during puberty: omg life sucks I hate everything! Boys during puberty:

[@fabianatrindade56]

Hahaha true. My teenage years were the worst 😃😃😃

[@meepmeep7321]

Not true its the same as boys

[@RepublicOfTheWolfPackXanthera]

@@meepmeep7321 I just ate a grape and I jazzed in my pants

[@staryeet4666]

(he pet his can)I jizzed in my pants

[@captnbutter_bee5644]

At least your not a human ketchup packet of blood

[@mobius_7456]

Real legends don’t wait for this to be in their recommended. They SEARCH it every day

[@smoose1]

Mobius _ I swear I’ve watched it every day for a week now

[@master1damage]

They don't search it, it's on the daily playlist haha

[@gabrielj.wheaton8081]

Got me there

[@souvikmitra6161]

Us.

[@jovank1141]

Yes

[@hannahsharma5108]

two college degrees, a divorce, three moves across the country and two kids later... STILL A BANGER

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

damn

[@unlmtdmndst]

Lol add a divorce. Likewise

[@w3eonline]

@@unlmtdmndst cant restrict the JIZZ

[@hardeepIndia]

Everything same for me just not the kids

[@ubiquitouscyclone4496]

Get a life lmao

[@esther589]

“one more thing Im gonna pay my check” kills me everytime 😂😂😂

[@dasstreets]

"by" check. :)

[@xygord5337]

“Hey what film did you watch last night?” “As I recall it was a horror film”

[@davidnissim589]

When I was a kid, I thought he just peed himself out of nervousness.

[@brittanydean4950]

When I was younger I thought it said 'I shiz in my pants' and I genuinely thought he would just shit himself and was dancing in front of my mam in the living room to it 😂😂

[@yenzuma]

And I wondered why jizz was censored in roblox

[@zombiealien100]

I was pretty young when I heard this song and asked my older brother what jizz meant, he told me it was saying I pissed in my pants. Couple days later in school during a class I raise my hand and asked the teacher if I can go to the bathroom cuz I need to take a jizz. It made some classmates burst into laughter and even the teacher was smirking I’m guessing trying hard to hold in her laugh. She just said yeah go ahead and walking to the restroom I couldn’t help but be confused af thinking wtf I did to get a reaction like that lmao

[@Lucy-ww3qr]

@@zombiealien100 Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirlundythetoonbint2247]

Isn't that what it actually looks like

[@daltonevans3412]

You wouldn't know it today, but these dudes and specifically this song literally ruled the world for a while. Hit after hit.

[@chrisb9377]

I just had seeexxxx

[@alfredogonzalez9420]

These songs and the SNL sketches like dear sister, that was a great era for comedy, imo right before the declining in comedy overall.

[@DamBaker95]

Indeed man, the lonely island was HUGE when i was in high school. Those songs were even played at local parties and they got a lot of air time on local music TV. They dominated the early meme game with their songs

[@XI4real]

Facts

[@msdemeanour]

@@alfredogonzalez9420 Comedy is illegal now. It offends the attention seeking woke brigade 🙄

[@MrBoingWaltuh]

Pinnacle of the music industry. Absolute masterpiece

[@SpiritGuardEli]

Heard Brooklyn 99 is not getting canceled and I...

[@andriealinsangao613]

Spirit Guard Eli JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[@lambohh8172]

@Ranter What??? never......

[@karimaii8378]

@@lambohh8172 he is lol

[@Laughstation]

@@karimaii8378 woosh

[@karimaii8378]

@@Laughstation loosh?

[@makeshiftmasquerade]

Now that I am a cashier the “One more thing. I’m gonna pay by check.” line has me laughing so hard.

[@rocksen9283]

Hello pfp bro

[@daviddoe6228]

@@rocksen9283 pfp?

[@moobles2998]

@@daviddoe6228 ProFile Picture

[@colemanmyers8081]

I think I need sleep. I read that last sentence without the word “laughing” … and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

[@1ButtonDash]

i've seen people pay by check at the grocery store, it's so weird

[@Popcinator]

I listened to this, when I was 10 years old and couldnt understand english. This song was so fire and I always wondered what the song was about. Today I'm just sitting here and realise that my parents could speak english in that time...

[@spacejesus4747]

Mine was the opposite lol. Played this a lot of times cause my parents first of all couldn't make out the words properly and second they didn't know what jizz meant.

[@gameman3981]

@@spacejesus4747 Haha.

[@alenunya]

That was me with "Scotty doesn't know". I never understood what exactly he didn't know and then i listened to it 10 years later and felt so bad for poor Scotty

[@syeda6213]

When you understood what the lyrics meant you jizzed in your pants

[@edgarcuhh3801]

LMAOOOO

[@FromThe36thChamber]

0:54 is that Meadow Soprano lmao

[@lukamilic]

HOLY SHIT YES IT IS !

[@biofromhell]

i knew it !! Thank you bro 😂

[@spencerj4677]

Yes, holy hell

[@Capcoor]

Yes, that’s Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

[@loginsloth]

Lmao checked out the comments to confirm I wasn't crazy

[@brookswunderlich2068]

see u guys in 10 years when this is back in everyone’s recommended

[@blueaflmao7149]

wanted to like but you got 69

[@KingFrazzz]

I’ll be waiting brother

[@CreamySenpai31]

MrKanez well was this in your recommended

[@sqweezzstr]

hello sir, this was on my recommendations. Hope all is swell Brooks ! :)

[@Ryan-iz4bc]

Probably only 6

[@ok..5271]

"You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy" This line alone broke me

[@LordLloyd478]

😂😂 that part was definitely inspired by eminem

[@shinigami1357]

I don’t get it

[@LordLloyd478]

@@shinigami1357 get what?

[@Scrimblo.]

what it means@@LordLloyd478

[@Fluck_Flutch]

I discovered this song 12 years late and I *J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S*

[@mattiacoppola]

Me too

[@SkunaDaGreen]

this was blast back in 2009 .... lonely isalnd and weird al yankovic were the shit shit back than

[@Lorenzo-eq3ku]

Same my man🤣

[@ZimZenhor]

Kk me too

[@CBairsoft69]

same

[@julioruelasorozco]

November 2024 anyone?

[@IdenIceCreamTime]

When I was younger, I thought he was peeing in his pants. Boy was I off.

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Karen's Divorce Money this comment now has 69 likes

[@IdenElliott]

@@LallanAlexHockstetter wish it had stayed that way

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Iden Elliott DAMMIT 😢🤣🤣

[@swammin]

SAME

[@raheenherring5008]

Facts bro😂

[@okgreatprod]

This song is way better than it should be, like most of The Lonely Island's work

[@gantyline]

that's the art

[@andremartinez3140]

Eat your cereal

[@matthewp2794]

@@andremartinez3140 Do you put the milk or the cereal in first?

[@elijahthatonepyromaniac5872]

eat your cereal

[@water4486]

If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not going my first vid is up :p

[@knobhead5756]

Wait what

[@water4486]

lordzerobeast u read it right

[@knobhead5756]

@@water4486 yee

[@Sckeza]

There's no way your relatives would play that song at your funeral. I M M O R T A L I T Y

[@dmmy126]

you don't have to take you to your funeral without asking for consent

[@snarkysunbro1291]

I refuse to believe it's been 15 years. 😭

[@Admiral_Kay_Markus]

My friend recommended me this song, when I listened I **J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS**

[@BenniTroll]

the breakdown part at 2:00 is unironically so good

[@crazyjbub]

i thought i was the only one

[@TheSuperMehh]

Cook

[@ericlane8077]

Definitely is. I saw someone say it sounds like an Eminem/D12 breakdown. They're not wrong, as if I heard it without knowing who the artist was I would definitely guess the same.

[@trig763]

@@ericlane8077 exactly . i was just about to say all i hear is eminem . i hope they asked permission . ^_ LOL

[@ericlane8077]

​@@trig763 I actually started to look into this, as after listening to the song one more time I was trying to figure out which member of The Lonely Island was singing damn near identical to Eminem. There's a Vice article that revisited this song a decade later, and they actually think Eminem sang on the breakdown (they speculate that since Samberg hosted the MTV music awards that year, where Eminem agreed to be in on a joke with Sacha Cohen, that he also secretly agreed to sing on this track). Unfortunately, just as they say in the article, if he did sing it was entirely uncredited/in secret.

[@izzymadda3717]

The fact that they're singing in British accents makes this sound like some fancy shit

[@Aaron-uz4dw]

Are they?

[@Tonatheos]

They're making fun of Pet Shop Boys

[@WilleCarm]

Jizz in my trousers

[@jevnoc365dd]

You're clearly not British then cos I can't think of a place where'd they speak like this.

[@mrWade101]

@tek O It is though.

[@YoungmindYT]

Me age 9: This song is hilarious Me age 20: This song is hilarious

[@llneo]

probably your opinion will be the same when you are 41 mate

[@YoungmindYT]

@@llneo Hope so!

[@jjjlove2260]

That's exactly when I found it and how old I am now too. This song is a bop.

[@bloodynoseTR3V]

Imma be an old man and still have this humor

[@alejandrobarrientos7707]

@@llneo I'm 40, this shit is still hilarious!

[@toxicelement3445]

this has changed my life forever

[@UsagiMaddie]

I remembered this song just now and I *J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.*

[@poppymoon777]

😂

[@ItBePatYo]

I read your comment just now and I J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.

[@Yerflua]

I replied to this comment and I *J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.*

[@djf750]

I just started to read your comment and I...you guessed it, Jizzed in my Pants

[@blitzcon9088]

I read this comment and I JIZZED IN MY MY PANTS

[@seth6956]

5 Years later, And this shit is still funny.

[@jaelenrichardson4452]

I know right

[@zachm7595]

I agree! I've forgotten all about this since I was fifteen back in 2010!

[@Affinity2412]

***** Yup.The group is The Lonely Island. They have a lot of great stuff.

[@ruicorreia5725]

6 years my friend, 6 years

[@jakeatig7780]

Ikr soooooooo funny

[@LeutenVT]

She turned to me, thats when she said it Looked me dead in the face asked _Cash or Credit_ Man I love these guys so much.

[@VictorSperry]

he was so traumatized that he said: "One last thing i'm gonna pay by check" ahhahahha

[@leiferikson9884]

"Oh, we're gonna need a clean-up on aisle three."

[@AAMY_1]

It was at that point of the song when I read this!

[@mawile3037]

@Jimmy L. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@speedy932key4]

Leaf Of a Tree *cuts to disappointed Justin timberlake*

[@Kardall]

Man I can't believe this is 15 years ago... Jesus. So many good songs. This album should be in the top 69 of all time.

[@DandyHippo]

🔥🔥🔥👌🏽

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

I was 8 when this song came out. I could not stop singing it. My parents were very concerned.

[@KioneWinterHowl]

@@ludvigs2389 What is wrong with his spelling?

[@KioneWinterHowl]

@@ludvigs2389 Literally doesn't say Editted

[@niklassara4571]

@@kevino2657 hei på deg din jævel

[@Kaixcs_]

I don't fucking doubt it

[@connor4435]

Ludvig S a shit tonne of people lie about their ages on social media and it really doesn’t matter

[@davidnissim589]

I spent six months in quarantine I’m back on the street, and I’m 18 A girl walks by and brushes my arm And I...

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

JIZZ, IN MY PANTS.

[@americansoapproductstm8206]

...assert my dominance and punch her in the face out of reflex

[@mikeytee6821]

buttraep her.

[@shaquilhaque4922]

She says “please socially distance” and I...

[@rafaelac.1643]

Omg these comments, I-

[@josephinenilsson1541]

”please stop acting like you’re not impressed” has me floored every time 😂

[@zainaman710]

one more thing and I'll pay by cheque!

[@louistournas120]

@@zainaman710 because I'm a motherlover.

[@monkeybusiness8516]

@@zainaman710 That caught me off guard xD

[@matthewgerlach5775]

as i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[@Dark3Fenix]

Good fuuuuuuuu- I was in high school when I first listened to this song. Now I am a father of two still jamming to this.

[@cloudymusic]

This rapper is so desperate for attention that he even shouts at a sweet old lady kzbin.info/www/bejne/npavhYKuidqWa7s

[@nafisbernafas9073]

I'm scared to say this... but this song is genuinely fire

[@matthewwareproductions7742]

Say it loud and proud buddy!

[@madimations8287]

Lol ikr

[@alienamarsh3623]

You arent alone. Fear no mortal man. This song is a comical banger.

[@unknownfury7672]

Aliena Marsh 100%

[@echoskelet]

Did you ment : I'm scared to say this... but this song is genuinely dumpster fire ? Because yes it should be banned from the internet.

[@davidjs97_]

This is the most 2000’s video I have ever seen

[@davidjs97_]

Maori Boy You can’t read numbers apparently.

[@xavierramirez1911]

Maori Boy it’s from 2009

[@zacktrever1878]

Lazy sundays

[@geddoe316]

Uh....how? Are all young people stupid?

[@GreighThunda]

@Maori Boy 2008

[@rymcw3374]

For some reason, I can't over how 2:00-2:16 sounds...

[@carloseot5548]

I thought I was the only one! Also, when someone likes the same part of the song I like I...:

[@TyronDeakin]

its got an eminem flair

[@ryanbird9633]

It’s because Justin Timberlake is singing the backup vocals

[@zenthepoet]

Parody ASMR

[@waspoppin4784]

General Grievous yah it’s really good

[@sarahbea1217]

It’s almost 2025 and I’m still laughing at this

[@markec123]

Love how he casually spoils Sixth sense to everyone.

[@joehumpston7937]

That’s hardly a spoiler; Bruce Willis always dies in his movies!

[@np9145]

@@joehumpston7937 uhhh....wat

[@joehumpston7937]

@@np9145 well obviously no always, I mean, he doesn’t die in the 5th Element, but have you never seen Armageddon, or Sin City or Glass?

[@np9145]

@@joehumpston7937 die hardx4 ....i'm assuming you're trolling...

[@joehumpston7937]

@@np9145 Yep! Also, Willis does often appear on lists of Actors who always die on screen

[@rachelx799]

Anyone else’s favourite part is when Andy says “I saw a film as a recall it was a horror film”

[@ritvikraina5081]

"Whore"-er film...or is that just me?

[@gavinpearson4656]

@@ritvikraina5081 think it's just you xD Idk though

[@MikeE253]

The sign is the best part

[@eoinleen1]

"just one more thing, I'm going to pay by cheque" is the line that cracks me up.

[@crystalidentity]

I'm convinced this song is meant to be like a very weird parody of the Pet Shop Boys (think of their most famous single 'West End Girls' - very similar spoken-word style and imagery of sexual desire and the seedy underbelly of the city). They're speaking all the lines with a very British-English accent. Andy even expertly throws in that 'R' sound that British people do when two vowels run into each other: "I sawr a film". Not only that, but notice how stereotypically British their attire is. (Not when they're playing the DJs, but when they're playing the men with the unfortunate 'jizzing' problem.) They're dressed like a cross between Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys singer) and Benedict Cumberbatch in _BBC Sherlock_ ! And funnily enough, someone has made a hilarious slash fanvid of Sherlock / John set to this very song... You're welcome. *Sherlock (BBC 2010) - Sherlock'd In His Pants* kzbin.info/www/bejne/romueoKsasZ8bKc

[@CptCudlScoops]

Now that I'm older...... I can truly I appreciate the lyrical genius

[@Leanne_w]

Haha

[@orianultimer]

1:50 one of the most iconic youtube thumbnails ever

[@Bandit0313]

15 years later and The Lonely Island STILL lives in my head at least a couple times a week, every week for all these years. No, I will not grow up.

[@locabsgg94]

“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.” 4th Doctor (Doctor Who). I was talking a out this song a few days ago n today I was watching a CinemaTherapy video where they use a clip from this video I eneded up wanting to keep singing so I stopped watching n came here to sing outloud to the full song xD

[@snailthelostcow63]

Grow up sucks anyway

[@TaylorHelmutf5c]

nieherwilli

[@rwuttke]

@@locabsgg94 You came here :) I hope you cleaned it up.

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

You don't have to grow up

[@fbi3277]

Damn, so many young people barely discovering this classic, I remember listening to this the day it came out

[@ltings5806]

Oh what I’d do to go back to that day😩 kids now growing up with songs like wap😂

[@ValuesNotFound]

This song is literally just the cooler WAP

[@armasandoval52]

Yeah, young people are doing good things with this song :)

[@The_ZeroLine]

You’re awesome to have been old enough to hear this the day came it out.

[@Master_of_Critique]

Stop convincing mental patients into doing terrorisms, FBI

[@khakiturtle6776]

The first ever comment on this video was "xDDDDD love it" it was written on December 10th 2009, 2:00 pm

[@edanpinhasi256]

Sir Skobbels what’s it called?

[@LastGenRichtofenn]

@@gumbowallace yh whats it called?

[@dougie5073]

@@LastGenRichtofenn the answer is- *dies*

[@eazye3488]

Bro just do ctrl F

[@mike7652]

That's like 100 years ago in internet years.

[@ethanbarc]

Love this song so much

[@I_Am_Angkong]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Captain Holt found this somehow and was like "Peralta, what in gods name is this?" and Jake be like ".....uhhhh....."

[@pinknpurple9441]

I mean the sad thing is this is reasonable 😂

[@JP-ci4sh]

I think their facial expressions make it that much funnier😂😂

[@love23music1]

Lol

[@deannadurben1117]

U gotta watch the clean version

[@SKATEGRAFFDANK]

I used to do that in Class but got sent to the office

[@petracheravis9793]

This was the golden age of KZbin

[@aaronm97oh10]

he's right you know. b4 google bought youtube

[@jono_high]

@@aaronm97oh10 Google bought KZbin in 2006.

[@jono_high]

@Short 4A Stormtrooper Big 4Your Mom en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_KZbin#Purchase_by_Google_(2006)

[@lolasogm]

It really was... makes me nostalgic as fuck :( Now its all jimmy kimmel bullshit, gameplays and 0 creativity

[@LeGheyTrash]

Ugh I wanna go back being 8(except I was 7 when that vid was out) now I’m a depressed trashy 19 yrs old boi

[@darwinbodero7872]

This song is timeless

[@Death13Horseman]

I have excreted seminal fluid within the confinds of my trousers.

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

*confines

[@vodkacannon]

Confines*

[@guccigrape2351]

*mouth opens and makes a noise that scientifically resembles humor extremely loudly and insanely lengthy*

[@jenniferhart559]

Align pointer over "thumbs up" graphical user interface, and apply pressure to the left mouse button until a 'click' is detected; thus changing the GUI from grey to blue. Additionally, the tally of the "thumbs up" increases from 67 to 68.

[@matthewk8116]

Indubitably - pinky out my friends. That'll do pig, that'll do. HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA. Mad? check the bottom of the Boston harbor you tea lacking Manchester United swine." "Hi mom!!!! tell grandpa I'm coming home for christmas." I, did not have, sexual relations. With that woman, Monica lewinski." Best, Why did it take Top Gun 20 years to make a sequel

[@benw4409]

Play this song at 11:59:32 tonight and the first words you'll hear in 2019 are "Jizz in my pants"

[@deemyite9334]

Nooo why do I see this NOW? This would have been too good!!!

[@benw4409]

There's always next year don't worry!

[@charmander4160]

Tbh I really want to do this

[@abstractdaddy1384]

Genius

[@leilaahmani4550]

Oh no! I wish I’d seen this before 😂 I listened to Africa by Toto instead

[@f_wangs8209]

After watching Brooklyn 99 these videos hit so fuckin hard. What a throwback.

[@ShadowKNighT788]

I bet it makes you:

[@KajeBabyyy]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[@ms.opinion8470]

RIGHT!

[@lakshmipriya7983]

@@ShadowKNighT788 JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS

[@the_yard_bird25]

honestly it just seems like this video and others are some of peraltas cover identities that got just a tad out of hand

[@TheOvermaster]

What a classic all these years later.

[@radicalrock1800]

I've always loved the Timbaland-esque breakdown at 2:00. So good. Should be in a museum.

[@jakakakaakhaahahaha5974]

The best part

[@chileanguyfleegman]

Sounds more like Eminem trying to sing.

[@radicalrock1800]

@@chileanguyfleegman You're right, it does have some elements of D12-era Eminem in there

[@conorsmith8551]

All that was missing was a couple of guys in suits doing keepy ups with an adidas world cup ball

[@jasperguitaring3673]

He was in the video so it makes sense

[@pennygirl015]

Of course it has 69 million views EDIT:6.9 mill subs. These guys are still memeing even without doing anything.

[@TonyHill2335]

there are a few moments a year when a comment makes the video even better

[@braakwame_]

😂😂

[@ttv.tryhard5993]

I think 40million of them are me LOLLOLLOL

[@p.atrick.]

Nice

[@Maurodx4]

@Shannon Shaw it would take a few years

[@con6730]

Me after the quarantine when a female shakes my hand

[@fparnaby8366]

Great comment!

[@rationalrad6950]

thought I was the only one here bored from quarantine

[@gloriaregali9090]

@@rationalrad6950 really?

[@michaelchallis4129]

What’s a female?

[@Svbr2th]

Yes...

[@angelgalaviz7423]

This randomly came up on my feed and I’m glad it did

[@prashantsaxena2790]

Title of Peralta's Sex Tape :

[@crypticgaming562]

Prashant Saxena lmfao😂😂😂

[@joaquin.5692]

I was gonna say that

[@Evongelo]

I don't know who that is but still hilarious.

[@prashantsaxena2790]

@@Evongelo you're kidding me right? Haven't you ever watched Brooklyn Nine Nine ?

[@REFLEXLWD]

@@Evongelo so how's that rock of yours mate?

[@91ellep]

‘Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut’ gets me every time 🤣

[@jerseyshoremm]

Ellie P same! My fave part 🤣

[@djmarycruz]

Lol

[@jessicalm8680]

Me too bahaha

[@fridao4689]

ten years have passed and I J I Z Z I N M Y P A N T S

[@anthonycerini430]

11*

[@anthonypena336]

That actually tickled me 😂😂😂

[@VeryBerryJuiceLPS]

my brother and I were talking about what we watched on KZbin when we were little and he brought up this song and I’ve never heard of it before. It’s been stuck in my head since

[@BlazePiffington]

“I need a few things from the grocery, do things alone now most-a-ly.” That verse speaks volumes

[@whttrails]

yes it does, best line I thought though was "clean-up in aisle 3" and the look on the guys face. lol

[@daRealLAPC]

@@whttrails that guy is Justin Timberlake

[@unicornjogger2199]

What schools think will happen when a girl shows 0.0000000001% of her shoulder:

[@InitiateDee]

I mean....are they wrong xd

[@histranger7988]

@@InitiateDee ... what.

[@InitiateDee]

@@histranger7988 Idk I was refering to that excuse rapists have "well if she didn't want me to rape her then she shouldn't have dressed like that"

[@itsdebeast5280]

@@InitiateDee the fuck?

[@InitiateDee]

@@itsdebeast5280 Man I don't even know what my point was anymore, or rather I do but it seems nobody gets it at all Basically here rapists use what I said as an actual reason to rape someone, so I was trying to make a joke that connects to it, saying "Are they wrong" referencing men as being pigs or something in a cynical way (because feminists use that unsarcastically) Basically if you're not from the balkans you probably don't understand what I'm saying at all

[@petrsvoboda3207]

imagine someone that doesn't understand English listening to this thinking it's just a catchy song lmao

[@bv83x]

i mean it is

[@mariannepoirier2552]

My 7 year-old self says hi. XD

[@harrietameliahanssen5077]

That’s why I play the song my neck, my back..(..) to my father all the time

[@callumdavies5967]

Like the yarichin bitch club song

[@t8spy526]

I know English and i still find it catchy

[@adiands850]

27 years later and this song is still amazing

[@panikslange4571]

Imagine Andy's daughter watching this in like 10 years

[@chrishansen9033]

Ligity Digity id be proud if my dad made this

[@cornelius-dinglebert]

Andy’s daughter watched this video in 10 years and she...

[@cuffed2479]

@@cornelius-dinglebert no.

[@devanorock6080]

@@cornelius-dinglebert lmao

[@falcon1824]

amaz laughed very hard at her fathers comedy

[@tragiccomposer555]

That section from 2:00 to 2:15 is like, really really good

[@tezmard3003]

Will Hardman I like 0:00 to 0:30

[@stargate12345678]

Best part of the song.

[@HypnoManSweger]

I like 0:00 to 2:30

[@schnotty8566]

It reminds me of an eminem song but I can't figure out which one :( PLEASE tell me if someone knows

[@EhSHMOKE]

@@schnotty8566 Eminem has multiple songs that sound similar to that part, the most popular being the chorus of "No Love" which is probably what you're thinking of. Other similar sounding parts: The chorus of "Elevator", the chorus and ending of "Cold Wind Blows", 2:42 in "Beautiful Pain", the majority of "Stronger Than I Was"

[@Turrent]

“I need a few things from the grocery- doing things alone now most-ely”. Brilliant.

[@mrsnulch]

I agree that’s my favorite line as well haha

[@ericlane8077]

Same

[@CepbIuLOL]

I dont get it.

[@pandaman1331]

​@@CepbIuLOLthe e in mostely is usually silent.

[@CepbIuLOL]

@@pandaman1331 so is it some kind of joke or just funny pronouciation in song? Im not native english speaker.

[@JohnSmith-w5x6b]

finally. you are doing your job. good recommendation, algorithm.