Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History

[@YourMom-ii1xs]

"There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe, your mom took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd" is my favorite line of all time

[@UniformGem2]

'' you wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds your making''

[@maryammahdavi]

Agreed. That’s the best line.

[@seasons1745]

@@maryammahdavi I like how people also diss that line because it’s a “yo mama” joke even though Albert insulted him over the exact same thing every time

It's a great line! FYI, it's off by about 50 orders of magnitude. Last time I checked, there were about 10^82 particles in the universe.

[@danielrichwine2268]

Agreed. Best burn in all of the ERBs.

[@EpicLLOYD]

The universe just lost a giant. RIP Stephen we love you sir.

[@thetorivor3440]

Yes! Thank you for coming back!

[@JonJaded]

You know how to pay respects.

[@kingcobra1697]

:( it so sad

[@BloodyBay]

It's okay, LLOYD. We'll all see him and Carl Sagan again at the next galaxyrise, won't we?

[@davidscott2131]

I just can't believe he's really gone 😢 it seemed like he was immortal but when you think about it he will never truly die he will live on through the legacy he left behind he was a true legend and he will be missed. May he rest in peace.

[@Jennifer-nk1uo]

Me: Trying to sleep at 3 in the morning My brain: There are 10 million million million........

[@noodboy4633]

me: you look like someone glued a mustashe to a troll doll

[@onlyonemitch5049]

Me:Uhm,that was Hawk-ward

[@iosifhreceniuc5946]

*ALBERT E EQUALS MC SQUARED*

[@ivancastillosanchez975]

Im actually working " wild 10, 000,000,000,000,000,000 appears

[@gnagna01]

Was thinking the same 😂😂😂

[@anonimus66766]

"You've got no idea what you're messing with here, boy" has a whole different meaning now

[@dxxgx6713]

What that mean? What everyone talking about????

[@anonimus66766]

@@dxxgx6713 its precisely what everyone is talking about

[@thanatosexcelsior3711]

Stphen Hawking was on Epstein's list@@dxxgx6713

[@miltonova9512]

@@dxxgx6713 bro was in epsteins kid island

[@dxxgx6713]

@@anonimus66766 is

[@kanescrimes4848]

This was the only time auto-tune was acceptable.

[@joehumpston7937]

Kane's Crimes Yep! It’s only acceptable when used for effect!

[@tangoblaze1715]

and the first time tik tok pissed all over them

[@XyzzTooCold]

They used auto tune for Stephen Hawking’s part

[@kanescrimes4848]

@@XyzzTooCold Guess you didn't get the joke. I can explain it to you if you like.

[@XyzzTooCold]

Kane's Crimes I got the Joke now

[@drmayne2071]

I just came here to leave a quick comment. When Steven Hawking is saying "million million million" a bunch of times, it is a reference to the way he actually writes. I just finished A Brief History of Time and have read an Elegant Universe in the past, and when ever he writes about large numbers he never says billion or trillion he just writes million a bunch of times. Just thought I would come here and post that, so many details are in these that go unnoticed.

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

that's a nice thing to know

[@b.s8855]

Ok

[@mattegrey2609]

It's also why in the BBC TV show Dr who the doctor says a million million rather than a trillion.

[@be4ns]

im pretty sure thats just the British way of doing big numbers

[@mattegrey2609]

@@be4ns we do go million billion trillion quadrillion but once it's 100000000000000000000000000000000 we go million million etc

[@nicepeter]

Thank you for the inspiration, Mr Hawking. See you in a parallel universe.

[@hunterupton8458]

Nice Peter came to say basically the same.

[@soupcan5948]

:(

[@conversecityarcade]

Also same here man🙏🏼

[@stabberinokripperino2661]

His death will leave a small black hole in all of our hearts. :( RIP Stephen

[@evilfriedchicken5965]

I appreciate your work, man. You really created a tribute to him and, best of all, before his death. Only a few people can enjoy this kind of honour before it's too late for them.

[@thatonezach]

We now deserve a part 2. We all know why.

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

Yeah it exists. Bill Nye vs Isaac Newton

[@lgnwllms]

there are 10,000,000,000,000 midgets on an island that we can observe, epstein took the ugly ones and gave them all to one nerd😭😭

[@SsbPrime]

@@Annihilated64-13yearsago huh

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

@@SsbPrime It has carl sagan in it

[@Sandux930]

Agreed ❤

[@jdzeeb]

"i'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared, 'cause that means Albert E = MC squared" is still unparalleled

[@dredark3]

that line was fire, for sure

[@pairot01]

I don't know, that yo mama line was fine af

[@FirstNameLastName-yw7kq]

Nah this is better "Its true my work based on you but I'm a supercomputer your like T-I 82*

[@AndrielleHillis]

"I'm one of the giants whose shoulders you'd stood on if you could stand" Hawking got his bum handed to him, forgive the pun.

[@_D_Flo_]

@JD Zeeb Thank you. Every time I say that people think I'm crazy just because they can't see the genius in it. That wasn't just the best line in this battle, it was one of the best in all of ERB. Nothing Hawking said even comes close to that. And yes, that includes the VERY overrated "ugly particles" line.

[@bj71000]

“Albert E equals M C squared” will never get old

[@whatintheworld6413]

Yes

[@robertomiqueias9838]

Lol I only understood this one when I started studying physics in college 🤣🤣🤣

[@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547]

@@robertomiqueias9838 only then ? Really?

[@madmannn9576]

You've got no idea what ya messing with here boy. I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll yall.

[@warreng675]

@@madmannn9576 I'm the Snoop Dogg of science

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Prof. Hawking didn't die. He went to settle this in person.

[@docrofreborn7497]

*VS*

[@docrofreborn7497]

*JAX MILEEEEER!!!*

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@jaxmiller5599 well, shit

[@muhdhadif5793]

@@jaxmiller5599 why it was deleted

[@danytus_]

@@jaxmiller5599 R/wooosh

[@ohhhtaco674]

Seems like Albert gots some new material to work with

[@TsarNicholas2nd]

Automatic spite

[@Doireann]

Why what happened with Hawking

[@Yee-h1v]

Uhh this is just a theory, a science theory! But maybe he died?@@Doireann

[@BritishBallEditing]

@@Yee-h1vbut albert can't be talking 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️❌❌❌❌ bro already died

[@jlagaviota]

@@Doireann he appeared on the epstein documents when he went on a science meeting in the island, but people are calling him a pedo and shit either way

[@ic4186]

Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa Even his marriage was relative.

[@rayzard3687]

Mileva maric:Am i a joke to you???

[@mechagodzillakaijukillingm7464]

Lmao Einsteinean joke? LMAO IKR🤣

[@saffieyz1]

Bwahahaha

[@vpghahat6328]

ERB, hire this man

[@hannahquintua]

OH DAMN

[@Scorchx23]

Steven hawking: *makes educated roast* Albert Einstein: Lol you’re in a wheelchair

[@Talzi.]

This :D

[@wakatpr6583]

I mean hawking does the same a bit too. Like just roasting his moustache

[@wakatpr6583]

Roniixx some bars are pretty good though

[@wakatpr6583]

Roniixx the e=mc2 and the number of particles in the universe are pretty good imo

[@3bigwhoppers]

@Roniixxkeep your opinion to yourself

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

Einstein was born on 3.14 Hawkings died on 3.14 Pi day is their yin and yang

[@baileysmirthwaite1202]

It's my birthday aswell

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

@@baileysmirthwaite1202 lucky you dude. May the wisdom of these two geniuses reach you.

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

@Garnetore Gladiator thank you for that correction lol

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

YouZettaSonsOfDigits I feel like they’re hanging out in heaven eating an apple pi Carl Sagan baked them.

[@ravenwing6872]

It’s my bday

[@Mortebianca]

Now Einstein would have a full new set of rhymes.

[@mikeyquelloscemo]

Yo, Mortebianca! Sei anche tu un fan di ERB? O sei solo venuto per la controversia della Epstein List?

[@emrecck]

100% true

[@trndsttr7585]

"Brief history of pain with the back of my hand" Glorious wordplay from Einstein tho. Both of them were savages.

[@trndsttr7585]

+Mr.White Star Stephen wrote a pretty famous book on science called "A Brief History Of Time" which pretty much summed up humanity's scientific and philosophical achievements in the past till now. Einstein practically flipped the name of the book into a killer punchline. That's why fam.

[@EB-gt9qq]

EXACTLY! That part is kinda underrated here in the comments section. I think most people didn't get the joke...

[@trndsttr7585]

@El Stylinson I know right? Albert was dropping lyrical gems like shieet. Sad only a few people noticed them. ',~',

[@Mono_Autophobic]

Bro einstein was almost winning but this 1:18 punch line hit so hard , no way anyone can recover from this burn

[@shabuktaginprince602]

And also "While its true that my work is based on u im a super computer and u are like Ti82" No way coming back from that line too.

[@Shubsdharma]

And that smile after that line😂

[@therealshumbucket]

@@Shubsdharma fax 🤣

[@Ulysses_78]

It hit so hard Einstein was even dancing getting down hard to that punch line 1:37

[@247tubefan]

It hit harder than the Big Bang.

[@GlobalOutcast]

"Take a seat Steve. Ops, I see you brought your own" W A S T E D

[@shadowborn9962]

GTA V

[@baljeet8597]

Oh heeeeel noooo

[@Metalhammer1993]

Truth be told i heard that line and choked. Man this is not okay. But i couldn't stop laughing.

[@1968amx401]

I straight died on that one

[@antg007]

That line was flat out mean.

[@AmanitaJT]

2011: stephen hawking vs einstein 2024: stephen hawking vs epstein

[@Ilane06_off]

LMAOOO

[@Poop_Soul_Official]

Lmfao

[@samuel_saysske1355]

🗣️🔥

[@aaravdoesthings]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@KBC079]

💀

[@juliuskingsley4434]

"Albert E = MC squared" is still an absolute *genius* line

[@TheEnglishDictonary]

1 to the 2nd power is 1

[@plstryandguardme1224]

I never took it into consideration on how good the bar was. It’s literally the greatest ERB line ever imo.

[@tekanmecha2698]

FBI why are you here

[@Raphael-fn9dr]

@@TheEnglishDictonary My point exactly

[@ninjahombrepalito1721]

Really?

[@tejaskulkarni2883]

Fun fact:- the line "there are 10 million million million million million million million million million particles in universe that we can observe" is the original line from his book The brief history of time...🙂🙃

[@Jdogfillip]

You are missing 1 million

[@tejaskulkarni2883]

@@Jdogfillip ohh sorry but just telling that this line is present in the original book which I read weeks ago...

[@andym2318]

"Erm acshually" it's a quote from..🤓 🤓 🤓

[@Santy_Ney]

@@andym2318 It was a fun fact LMAO

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

Well Nice Peter said “We read Stephen Hawking’s books to make some physics jokes.”

[@pixellogic8993]

Rest in peace, supercomputer.

[@kingwani8248]

Psychopathanatic facts

[@madmannn9576]

Psychopathanatic lol

[@dannyholton9379]

He will be missed. deeply by all.

[@DebzLife]

F

[@thatoneguy4972]

*he is not dead, just waiting for the right time to begin skynet*

[@blackrose_221]

Coming back after the big reveal gives this a whole new vibe

[@nicolasgitoi2826]

I never thought I'd hear "Snoop Dogg" and "science" in the same sentence.

[@knightwolf2489]

THEYTBOSS 55 lol

[@jackwilliamthorne8377]

Why?

[@kingjalon2517]

Fire creates a chemical reaction when in contact with my weed, changing a solid to a gas also...I'm high asf

[@fungeonsandkraggons5381]

Weed is a science

[@bait5257]

@@kingjalon2517 😂

[@LoonyJack]

“Sorry sir, you have two years to live” “Make that 55 years.”

[@hambikv8005]

his gravity stretched the time

[@GC_Mars]

Legendary ❤️

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@hambikv8005 Living proof that, to quote Clarkson, "...genius... It generates gravity."

[@adr1620]

Time dilation mabey

[@DetzkoGames]

@@hambikv8005 wow

[@stephenhawking4745]

Even if we’re both dead you will always remember that time I flamed you without talking

[@whafflete6721]

or walking

[@littleregrets8810]

Omg Stephen is that you. I'm your biggest fan.. and I love all your theories more than Einstein

[@nv6987]

@Braden Goertzen nO iT's HiM

[@MahmoudMahmoudTobi]

@Braden Goertzen some Hawk - ward shit

[@littleregrets8810]

@Braden Goertzen oh come on I was just joking... everyone knows Hawking's died

[@user-cc9yb3dl5o]

All the KZbin OGs who remember these videos coming back after seeing Epstein’s list 😂

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

Not many erbs have aged well. lol

[@Petrasciuc1]

Lmao

[@yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f]

Albert wins in rematch hawking is crippled and a pedo it can't get worse

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

Albert Epstein

[@A_ARAFAT]

Yep as soon as I saw the news about it, I rushed to this ERB to see the newest comments

[@mouadchaiabi]

"There are ten million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe... your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd." Best line in all of ERB

[@doaftheloaf]

it's not even hawking's best line and einstein had at least four that were better.

[@glipk]

Easily

[@louaidz1929]

What about flute busting prussian

[@felipenadamas6774]

it's one of the best insults i've ever heard for a nerd

[@punkmaster4718]

I said this to someone and they looked both confused and offended lol

[@honeygdball]

The fact that Hawking's just playing Angry Birds the whole time always gets me.

[@flamemaxyt6345]

So true and he is playing the same level

[@lancetheking7524]

@@flamemaxyt6345 didnt notice

[@crystalK3487]

Never noticed lmao

[@ledocteur7701]

@@flamemaxyt6345 He's not playing the same level. He finish the game and restart him.

[@lithajose6176]

I liked the comment just to make it 1k.

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Hawking not only has great lines and flow, but is playing angry birds and super Mario while rapping, now Thats a big Flex man

[@juliovazquez7728]

So we just here at 1 am watching 10 year old vids

[@pedrorhodes6206]

@@juliovazquez7728 i mean, where are you from? Im from Portugal, but also, yeah kinda

[@kayp747]

@@juliovazquez7728 yea that's what I'm doing 😂

[@Gawernator]

@@juliovazquez7728 yeah

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

Einstien was way too angry.

[@zz-rw1vb]

Person: How many melons are you going to buy? The guy in the math problem: 1:19

[@Benchumblito]

this is one of the first comments I've audibly laughed from thank you

[@Saltygravy117]

Omg I think my lungs are passing out I laughed soooo hard

[@Coconut_Juice255]

so micheal bought 70076 apples

[@Vortex-jc7fw]

My math teacher warned me about people like you

[@bendekbotond4707]

Very underrated comment

[@maddoxp.3586]

"So take a seat steve, oop, I see you've brough your own" O.O

[@anhuchoang4935]

What's with your voice? I can't frickin tell

[@r-evolutiontv7351]

@Qut Boy I'll school you everywhere, MIT to Oxford , all your fans will be like am... that was hawk-ward

[@windroidtutoriales3315]

@Qut Boy pfff

[@jamesshanks5599]

No chair anymore

[@StoryMing]

Making fun of a guy’s disabilities? Low, low blow.

[@TipsterLIVE]

"I'm a super computer. You're like a TI-82." #RIPStephenHawking

[@elementus2857]

I AM A GTX 1080

[@Exodon2020]

Best obituary to Stephen Hawking I've read today. Cheers mate!

[@harrisonslack6383]

Still outlived Einstein

[@TzarBomb]

They both died at the age of 76. #RIPStephenHawking

[@monkadelic13]

your 1080 has nowhere near the capabilities of a TI-82; you can go overclock your nuts...

[@JemarYusuf2000]

1:18🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 🔥🔥🔥There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Iamthegreatcow]

No one: Absolutely nothing: My brain at 3am: “Youuuuuuuuuuu’ve got no idea what you’re messing with here boyy

[@katcuellar936]

I feel u bro

[@iambryn2012]

I GOT 12 INCH RIMS ON MY CHAIR THATS HOW I RoLL YALL godamn

[@yami564]

Same

[@Xfade81]

How no one?: You are the only one thinking this? Are you special? Can't wait for this meme to end. Like this one.

[@user-yk6kx8kf8l]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU

[@John-jz9qc]

Why are we not gonna talk about how Steven Hawking is playing Angry Birds, and not even listening.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I didn't know what he was playing, but if that's what he was playing, I'm glad I don't know.

[@Killerbee4712]

@@number3Ihatetoontown wdym you dont know angry birds?!

[@John-jz9qc]

@@Killerbee4712 angry birds is the best

[@RemonProduction]

Thats how Stephen survived the MC squared line. If he had listened he wouldnt be able to walk away from it. Oh oops he cant anyway. 🤣

[@John-jz9qc]

@@RemonProduction oh

[@user.netizen11]

Imagine a rap battle between Charlie Chaplin and Rowan Atkinson aka Mr Bean.

[@ragbb6714]

Abbas Irani. Let’s start commenting that on every video until it actually happens

[@onilisa8823]

How is that possible .... both of them dosnt speak much

[@joyfulflame3336]

They don't speak🤣😭😄😘....

[@joyfulflame3336]

Lol...😁😆😂

[@jettyboy3651]

@@onilisa8823 r/woosh

[@orionstickguard790]

"I’m like a supercomputer, you’re like a TI-82" Comparing one of the the most powerful types of computer to a school calculator... this is the ultimate insult to say to a nerd.

[@dredark3]

they just don't get how strong that one was

[@sagekevin6473]

facts

[@LeafyPeach]

Stephen hawking wasn't a supercomputer so this line is bs

[@LeafyPeach]

@@dazzlingpurple756 on what basis?And how does that analogy make sense?

[@mk_rexx]

Violet Edge It's a metaphor that compares technologies with different computing powers. Are you a fkin Abacus?

[@vazeango5891]

I love how Hawking can't move his muscles but can drop one of the best lines in the history of epic rap battles.

[@MuhammadFarukh]

His entire verse was amazing. So was Einstein’s. Honestly this whole rap battle is one of their best

[@vazeango5891]

@@MuhammadFarukh Yeah, i have been singing this to myself.

[@zombieturtleiscoolyt]

Disabled

[@Carpatin7202]

Well its all about using the brains more than the brawns

[@epic6899]

Hahaha True!

[@-ragingpotato-937]

"there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took theugly ones and put them into one nerd" i died.

[@SolomonCooper_Misakis_son]

+Omar us my fav quote I have heard from Nice Peter

[@mirtaperez5757]

yes my fav line in the rap

[@PresterAdams]

+Omar this line and "you look like someone put a mustache on a troll doll" make this my favourit rap battle of all time.

[@Peter-ki8pe]

+Omar ded

[@57Strudel]

+Omar Yep, best bit ever. EVER.

[@romanreignsthetribalchief5224]

“You got no idea what you’re messing with here boyyy” Indeed

[@Isaacpalencar]

More than 12 years after I still think this is one of the best ERBs.

[@lindahamilton2996]

fun fact they both have exactly The same IQ

[@feraltaco4783]

It's the one ERB that I have saved in my downloads.

[@tyracharging6082]

Same. I sometimes sing this when I'm sad to feel better. This one had impact

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Me too

[@valebliz]

Yup best one, the p-brane line is genius

[@inspiredyou7619]

But the voice of Stephen Hawking is lit.

[@electricbird8993]

inspired you drake i think

[@knightmare6619]

Autotune

[@ktgo6611]

He won cuz he got that autotune

[@memosrt]

T-Pain!

[@zombiehunter4920]

inspired you *computer

[@fluffy_innovation9646]

Hawking won this for damn sure. That 10,000,000 particle thing killed me.

[@fluffy_innovation9646]

Plus, a TI-82 is a freaking calculator!!!! Lmbo!!!

[@michaelortiz1732]

But Hawking used autotune so he should be eliminated (jk)

[@johnbuchan]

I know right and I still have my one from academy!. When I heard the lyric I had to go and dig it out ^^

[@CloroxBleach-db2bn]

+Collin O'Neil .....

[@rafhusa]

Or 10 craftillon

[@aloynium]

One of the best ERB, period.

[@brianbarrett192]

I agree. It is pretty clever. And funny. And pushes boundaries. We're not supposed to make fun of people with disabilities. This one does, via a running joke that never lets up.

[@manselfstrom2091]

To this day, this is the dopest rap battle

[@windowslogo3577]

who won?

[@manselfstrom2091]

Ignas Valatka Stephen

[@andreyfedenev186]

that's hawkward

[@jacktemple5678]

Andrey Fedenev

[@gravekunn]

I agree that stephen won He's Bae

[@pandapiller2949]

Rest in peace Stephen Hawking

[@its7aco]

Panda Piller :(

[@sereneyt4838]

Rest in peace

[@mewmewdesigns895]

Amen Brother

[@jacoblira8278]

May he rest in peace

[@NightSniper2]

F

[@markgross9582]

As an absolute math and science nerd, I was amazed and stunned about what they were able to do with this. I'm also really happy with the fact that they recognized how hawking always describes numbers in terms no more than a million.

[@GamerHD9989]

Why would he only use terms of a million?

[@karansgarg]

It's to try and put more of an emphasis on the magnitude of the thing he is trying to explain, if you simply say quadrillion or whatever or use standard form, it doesn't have the same effect as saying million multiple times. Cosmologists and particle physicists work on a scale that is simply beyond our comprehension, and that is one of the things he does to try and educate you more on the topic

[@markgross9582]

Karan Garg Well yes, I do recognize how the strategy puts things into perspective. Thanks for the explanation though, and so here is a like your comment.

[@-mwolf]

Agatedoor Yes 😂

[@AydinGokce9000]

im glad how they know what a p-brane is

[@trist0nian173]

Once again I'm here listening to this masterpiece. 12 years ago i discovered ERB and it's been a huge part of my life ever since, one of the best parts about ERB is meeting people who know these guys and having rap battles together, sometimes with complete strangers, a cool way to being people together qnd just have fun.

[@ricoflamma5430]

Coming back to this after 8 years and coincidentally, Albert Einstein’s birthday is today while Stephen Hawking passed away the same day.

[@Kittycorn115]

The galaxies have aligned and everything is perfect in the cosmos for us to have Professor Hawking pass away on pi day and Albert Einstein’s birthday. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.... *illuminati music*

[@mahogany7712]

No one Wins

[@idkwhatimdoing4801]

Kittycorn 115 also at the SAME AGE, both died at 76, like wow, how is this happening

[@barrypeanut8110]

"Take a seat Steve, oh I see you brought you own" Einstein is the original savage

[@mason-hi4lk]

+MrMama hans of the page Does that mean weighs one stone or something?

[@vincenzosabajo8177]

Oscar - Barry Peanut that brought the house down

[@that737guy7]

Oscar - Barry Peanut am I bad person for laughing so damn hard at that

[@giannisk.916]

When you start off that good, there's no way of losing.

[@ciancassidy6199]

Oscar - Barry Peanut

[@mindblow7617]

Einstein: so you are finally here Hawking: rematch? Einstein: alright, you start this time!

[@tonybologna6484]

damn that shit hit the feels

[@nov-kun2071]

They should really add a second match with these 2

[@Haililibunnie]

Mindblow awe hahahaha

[@aykay521]

Mindblow This is beautiful

[@azelfdaboi5265]

*hawking wins again*

[@cturner956]

Need a remake after the list came out 💯

[@henriquemiranda2192]

"so take a seat steve oop, i see you brought your own" i died

[@ErikaWeiss633]

That's mean

[@Dennzyl]

yeah kinda but the great Mr. Hawking is okey with jokes about him or his disease, at least thats what i've heard...

[@laralee7841]

hehehehe me too

[@MrKristinevyap]

same😂😂

[@jumannihad9995]

i actually thought it was kinda mean

[@zekramnordran9526]

the visible annoyance on Hawking's face over Einstein repeatedly dissing his disability never fails to make me laugh

[@vylbird8014]

But notice he doesn't properly glare until Einstein criticises his black hole model.

[@JC-xz5ni]

​@@vylbird8014science is the only form of personal disrespect to these dudes if they were both around that'd be their beef lmao

[@encryptedatrest]

Same 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@2013GC]

​@@JC-xz5ni hahaha straight facts!

[@ivanfilhoz]

I can't believe it's been A FREAKIN DECADE since this amazing rap battle was made public. We're getting old, guys...

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

I know like this is insane how fast the time went

[@ivanfilhoz]

@@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV yeah, it's just crazy!

[@gaigetrench]

Why have you done this to me?

[@ivanfilhoz]

@@gaigetrench sorry bro we're aging, plz don't shoot the messenger

[@rg6310]

I know I just made the same comment on another video I can’t believe it’s that old time keeps moving faster and faster

[@massimilianobarbieri4413]

The subtitle for the line "There are 10 million million million etc" with only 3 zeros appearing for every "million" said in the lyrics (instead of six) , bothers me more than it should.

[@sabin97]

no. it bothers you the correct amount. i'm with you.

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

"I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared, cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!" One of the most underrated lines in ERB history.

[@Efraim_71]

Μost creative phrase in entire MC history

[@JreignSWF]

In battle history period!

[@rustyshackleford7179]

Einstein killed it with that line

[@aaav298]

I know it’s nitpicky, and it’s still an awesome battle, but an MC is one person, and one squared is one, not two. Don’t hate me!

[@joshuaaranjo1834]

Yup, that's one super creative line🙌

[@MrSusano67]

R.I.P.

[@triforcelp131]

Denis Brogniart yeah, really sad that Einstein died 😭

[@JanDirkPesman]

Triforcelp you're being sarcastic. Right?

[@triforcelp131]

JeeDeeChannel no, he was a great scientist!

[@oikeasti_anton]

Lol

[@PetrePetrescu]

Triforcelp..this rip comment is because stephen hawkins just died

[@reinstriver5432]

legend says they are still doing battle in heaven

[@reinstriver5432]

Ali_gamer14 Production Well ain't you fun at parties?

[@TGOPoma]

Ali_gamer14 Production Your religion is a control system and God is a lie. #WakeUp

[@entropy7888]

Well aren't you a little religious stick in the mud.

[@entropy7888]

But probably they're working together at this point, lol.

[@jdatboi724]

@chirp chip Bro I saw you on Stan Lee vs Jim Henson

[@b0n3crasher8]

I knew everyone would come back to this, funny

[@nattystrongman4925]

Can't believe this kinda of content happened 9 years ago.

[@Nuhuhhhhhhhhhj]

Same-

[@HandleHandleson]

I was there to witness it when it was fresh, now I'm 25..

[@YoungMonkei]

@@HandleHandleson bible same here i'm about to be 26 watching these as if it was the first time

[@glipk]

It was so ahead of it's time

[@overcookedwater1947]

*oh frick*

[@Ashberryvillage10]

Came to see if anyone else came here after finding out that SH died. Guess there’s a lot of us lol.

[@SPLICEKNIGHT]

Yup, it's sad, but at least we can reflect on the imact he made this way while enjoying two titans of science.

[@FlufflesTheGreat]

And on Albert Einstein's birthday.

[@fuzzybee5988]

On pi day

[@joshua_colson]

Steven wins instantly

[@joselmel]

Yea 😥😥

[@metrocry6812]

What if Stephen Hawkins is slim shady but he can't stand up

[@matthewbowen517]

+Hydr0g3n hahaha

[@sandzak7]

...

[@Lei_1]

+Hydr0g3n Lmaoooo

[@RADvisuals]

+Hydr0g3n BRUH IM CRYING

[@morgantickle4944]

+Hydr0g3n true

[@saturn2956]

"You've got no idea what you're messing with here little boy."

[@wallywutsizface6346]

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady the whole time, but we wouldn't know because he can't stand up?

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

since im on dumbphone I'm giving you a thumbs up comment

[@breadddie]

Wallywutsizface have a trophy

[@eleganteatinginjapan659]

Wallywutsizface *hits blunt*

[@serranofamily4720]

XD

[@maxplanck4429]

Wallywutsizface # You nailed it bro !!!

[@tamaspaul5963]

It's sad that Stephen Hawking was not alive to see the Black Hole photo. 😦😦

[@g0oglecanisminor129]

是的

[@AUGMENTEDGAMING]

Ohhhh nooooo :(

[@DEGermany]

No need to. His mind had enough freedom to be satisfied without any photo.

[@anchitdas7226]

yes, it's really sad.

[@DobleMC]

Photos are taken months or even years before being released to the public. I'm pretty sure he was concerned about everything around a black hole, and probably seen these photos.

[@hechx4606]

Fun fact: you come back for this one line "yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd"

[@ChristopherGonzalez1280]

Yep along with his facial expressions

[@daskin1116]

How did you know

[@kerovibe]

Yo

[@atul-anand-gyan]

Me

[@valkyrie_arts]

Shhhh

[@poopen1911]

WE MAKING OUT OF EPSTEIN'S ISLAND WITH THIS ONE

[@benchwashere]

the ‘albert e = m c squared’ line is just as genius as the characters in this episode.

[@user-el6lt8fr3x]

Without a doubt one of the most clever ERB lines ever

[@pirothebest1999]

@@user-el6lt8fr3x tbh MC^2 is not 2MC, so if we consider the fact that an MC is a unit (1 rapper) MC^2 is still 1 so the line "im as dope as 2 rappers" is technically wrong in this context ... still an awesome video

[@user-el6lt8fr3x]

@@pirothebest1999 eh, it’s still pretty clever, even if it’s wrong LOLOL

[@pirothebest1999]

@@user-el6lt8fr3x yep it is, and most important...it goes extremely well with the flow

[@oxladealex9369]

@@pirothebest1999 No, MC^2 is basically MC*MC which is symbolic to him multiplying so it's still accurate

[@et3747]

He outlived the doctors who said he’d die young

[@JaySut]

I mean they were middle aged and he was still a child, so that's not surprising.

[@sauce3140]

Jay Sutherland he was 21 homie

[@AapeliSeveri]

Jay Sutherland but he had an illness that was supposed to kill him very soon

[@Appalachiosaurus22]

Doctors usually give the lowest estimate for life expectancy because people react better when someone lives longer than expected than when they die before it.

[@Lewisrobbie02]

Outlived them 52 years

[@SGRev1]

Is it bad that this was the first thing I thought of when I heard the news that Stephen passed?

[@mufasers]

Same. What a legend, though!

[@MrButternutsprinkles]

Nope. He apparently had a good sense of humor. Probably would chuckle.

[@ShashwatKaushik10]

SGRev1 I did too I think everyone who saw this video did

[@violetkaos]

No, I think everyone who watches this all flooded to this at the same time. He will be missed. Now time to go watch The Theory of Everything.

[@MichaelGonzales-mu4ph]

Same

[@mrglizzard4976]

Gentlemen. I believe we all know why we're here.

[@sheepgod2008]

How could we not

[@Pandora_M4]

EYUP

[@CeruleanEyesOfWind]

why tho ? i just listen to this video everyday and now ppl commenting that

[@yowebb65]

​@@CeruleanEyesOfWind I don't know either

[@InsertUsername-qo3pk]

@@yowebb65 He was listed in the Epstein documents, and apparently got lap dances from minors as well as ''participated in an orgy''.

[@ayyylmao101]

The decision to make Hawkings speak in autotune was the literal best, I cry whenever I hear him LMAO

[@averageproblem]

his verses can be turned into song and id bob my head without knowing it wasnt originally a song

[@alexandrumarian3295]

Stephen Hawking:"Although my body is very limited, my mind is free to explore the universe"

[@jmfm-r2q]

Beautiful

[@mariammariamy1975]

😊

[@Mantulisme]

And then his Wi-Fi disconnected.

[@Mantulisme]

And then his Wi-Fi disconnected.

[@Mantulisme]

And then his Wi-Fi disconnected.

[@rawlim9101]

Anyone else died at "so take a seat Stephan oh I see you brought your own"?

[@velocipede3663]

No, its all about the 10,000,000... verse, that's when everyone died

[@lasvegasguestlist]

I died I will teach you a brief history of pain with the he back of my hand

[@mr_noice_guy]

I died to every line they said...

[@mariaz4936]

Yagami Light same

[@mariaz4936]

Igor Shawnoski nah that was just crossing the line

[@georgefarnsworth6031]

Hank Green quoting this is wild

[@PatrickGigachad]

" your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd' 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he won with that banger line lmao

[@greatestnitemare6626]

Nah. Einstein absolutely killed him "When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown, so take a seat Steve, oop I see you brought your own" "You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell." "I'll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford. All your fans would be like "Uhm, that was Hawkward" "Albert E = MC Squared" "I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand. I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand"

[@EmperorDavid0]

@@greatestnitemare6626it's called an opinion like how you're saying it's not

[@spinning_ice1487]

@@greatestnitemare6626 nah, stephen hawking win

[@seasons1745]

@@spinning_ice1487 all Albert did was insult hawkings disability too lmao

[@lolickypeepee23xdd6]

as a kid i hear yo mama and said hawking won now that i understand einsteins its clear he won

[@MLGGuy420]

I died at "there are ten million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

[@GESTOPTKANAALDJARO]

Do you want a cookie?

[@sethmanning3952]

MLGGuy Einstein is sexy though, no homo.

[@finnbriggs4675]

MLGGuy Best Yo Mama Joke Ever

[@michaelluck5577]

The sad thing is that numbers don't seem to work like that.

[@kevinfundu8851]

Michael Lück. It isnt a debate where things are formal. It is rap battle which is everything but formal

[@SsbPrime]

Dude keeps associating with guys whose names start with an E and end with stein

[@HisMajesty99]

March 14, Pi Day: Happy Birthday Einstein Rest In Peace Hawking

[@matthewmccafferty8745]

Its almost a haiku

[@arturogonzalez6184]

They both died at the age of 76

[@leebeckley2817]

Rest in peace stephen hawking you were loved and will be missed

[@ahyes2375]

Ye was just a rolling computer

[@D3hander]

Beware the Ides of March.

[@kooleygo]

now this is hawkward

[@MilwaukeeAtheists]

Both of these men are dead. Both of these men are giants. And neither of them will ever be forgotten

[@victoriav6417]

Milwaukee Atheists well said!

[@leothehobo]

I bet Stephen hawking isn’t an atheist now.

[@MilwaukeeAtheists]

Yeah. Cause he's dead. And dead people dont have any thoughts

[@victoriav6417]

Jonathan VanScoyk Jesus fucking christ. What is wrong with you.

[@champcyc]

Look like Steven is joining him for ERB in the heaven... RIP

[@dusty3357]

if someone sayed this line to me 1:18 in a rap battle i wouldve simply sit in the corner crying

[@teaisgreat6334]

Said *

[@muskaan2241]

Would*

[@neil351]

I*

[@yusha1059]

*Bruh

[@hsanheisenberg8185]

😂😂😂😂

[@nisaklc7872]

"Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd" That... BURN

[@Shadow-vd8ss]

wasnt that good tbh

[@nisaklc7872]

I dunno I just thought it was that " bomb"

[@ThatDamnTrainCJ]

it was tbh, this dude over you has no clue

[@benjamincocke5231]

your voice sounds like WALL-E HAVING SEX WITH A SPEAK AND SPELL ..... atomic bomb dropped on Hawking

[@billhell31]

you shut the #### up

[@TkngLs]

I knew people were gonna come back to this video given the recent “updates”

[@jangnara6033]

What are the updates? Anything big happen?

[@lilmya-nee-4686]

​@@jangnara6033 people getting baited by fake news. Well, some of it weren't fake, but the majority of the jokes I've seen here are about the fake news.

[@jangnara6033]

@@lilmya-nee-4686 ok thanks

[@TkngLs]

@@jangnara6033 allegedly stephen was on epsteins island and had "naked midgets attempting to solve complex equations that were written just out of reach on a chalkboard" lmao

[@chunion745]

Stephen Hawking owns Einstein while playing Angry Birds.

[@mavriicc]

Lmao

[@SiIvaGunnERB]

They have sponsored Rovio, company of Angry Birds

[@sanyadev97]

TRUE! HAHA

[@lpsgirl-ws8vw]

+Chunion i know right lol

[@josephbeltran4145]

That proves it. Steven Hawking wins!!!😄

[@Starweardo]

"Albert E = M C Squared" That was the winning verse. The genius in that line is insurmountable.

[@ErisDiscordia05]

Starweardo The main problem is, E = MC hawking.

[@Starweardo]

What? Uh... I have several questions on how that makes sense.

[@Starweardo]

It's a yo mama joke. Those were never any good.

[@formaldeath6837]

Maria The Marionette If you didn't understand his theory of E=MC squared, it would make less sense. That line by Hawking was funny to most because it required no thought. It was a line that anyone could have understood. When it comes to brilliance, Albert's line takes the cake.

[@TacoTheHuman]

Yes I get the science, I'm not in third grade. E=mc squared is one of the things Hawking got his theory from, and yes his work is based off Einstein, but I'm just saying that line was pretty funny.

[@WildFang39]

This is probably one of the more closer ERB battles. While hawking had us all dying from the 10 million line and his incredible flow. I can’t disregard Einsteins big brain bars and dark humour roasts. Typically people believe the person who goes second usually wins but that’s only cuz we make them have the final say. That said I honestly don’t know who won.

[@isaacyoung786]

word -你的新朋友

[@AThousandSunsinphysics]

Hawking had some clever bars too tbh

[@damedaneguyfan]

Einstein definitely had good lines but most of them were just "haha youre disabled get owned", even though they were pretty well executed (not to mention how good albert E=MC² was) also id say that the finale say can go both ways. like in musa vs bezos, even though bezos got the final say, musa had a great finisher anyways (and better lines overall) it honestly just depends on how good somebody is

[@SubduedRadical]

@@damedaneguyfan true, the "you're disabled, haha" lines are kind of lame, it's like making fun of someone's name. But the MC^2 was good, and the best one was when Einstein pointed out that he was the giant whose shoulders Hawking's work stood on - even ignoring the disabled line, that's pretty solid, especially since even Hawking admitted so in his closing. This was probably the closest rap battle in history.

[@tullyDT]

Einstein pointing out that one of Hawking's theories was wrong clinched it for me. Aside from the yo momma joke Hawking didn't really land any killer blows he did more flexing than roasting.

[@Merlinsbigbeard]

While Stephan Hawking originally won, due to recent revelations Einstein now automatically wins

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

he always had the W

[@Alex-bH1]

IMO he had the e=MC^2 which won it for me originally, even though the last hawking line was good einsteins was better overall

[@thiccchungo1041]

Idk Einstein won that to begin with, none of Hawking’s bars were really winners

[@Tuturial464]

I mean the island thing is a conference as far as we know. It's weird as f still

[@enigma6357]

Hawking didn't win shit lmao Einstein murdered him.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

RIP Stephen Hawking. You had the best line in ERB history

[@Oxydepth]

"Your mom put all the ugly ones together and made them into one nerd"?

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

That's the one. The only good use of auto-tune I've heard

[@TheArhive]

F

[@spddj3868]

Let's be Honest Official true

[@chi-townconcerts3485]

Let's be Honest Official and he had one of the best theory in scientific history

[@Syphrus]

perfect time to have this pop up in my recommended

[@TheAnton125]

Syphrus same

[@under1minutevideo645]

Same.. me too

[@madmannn9576]

Right 😂

[@ChillinWithGuacamole]

It's starting to show up because there is an increase of views of this video after Stephens death 😢

[@shadowNooob]

“So take a seat Steve, OH I see you brought your own” Why Einstein do Hawking like that at the beginning 😭

[@harukan19]

shits the best part i swear

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

How come snowflakes already appeared on ERB's comment section?

[@whatischeese4179]

@Brock Lesnar Alpha Male So true 😂

[@daltoncraig9649]

"Im the giant whose shoulders you'd of stood on, IF YOU COULD STAND"

[@lynnahtrevino5293]

@US ppl f* their moms True. I totally agree with you

[@Vtuber-it4ny]

While I first time watched this video, Hawking hadn't died. Time flies.

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

geez.... waw, I shivered...

[@SquareRoot_]

Hololive pfp gang rise up

[@eliasvonbrille]

He died somewhat recently no?

[@Xavier28200]

@@eliasvonbrille No in 2018 5 years ago

[@eliasvonbrille]

@@Xavier28200 Time flies.

[@NQuake]

Never mess with a man that can harmonize with himself.

[@Magmatic07]

I wasn't going to mess with Zoidberg anyways, he is a thousand years in the future.

[@zabiullahMONTAGES]

''i got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how i roll y'all'' Who else Rofl'd at this one?

[@jamie91995]

Zm TopReasonsHD - Road To 1000 I don't get it, can you please explain?

[@stickytoastcrunch5500]

Zm TopReasonsHD - Road To 1000 yes OMG I thought I was the only who found it soooooooo funny 😂😂😂😂

[@K1ng_Squ1dZ]

Yeah einstein definitely won we all know exactly why looking at what came out recently

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

Albert Einstein: Born on March 14th Stephen Hawking: Died on March 14th Me: Born on March 14th. Yet I have the IQ level of a newborn baby.

[@AxieSpot]

Ahaha March 14 here as well, no brain to be found either :D

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

Were you born 1 week ago?

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@AxieSpot Were you born 3 days ago?

[@AxieSpot]

@@number3Ihatetoontown No lmao like 20 years ago, but i guess covid and having no job kinda affects how you see things :(

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@AxieSpot I asked because next to your username it said "3 days ago". I didn't have a job at that age either, but now I consider my job important, although police and doctors get more attention. Either that, or a fake job, since I schedule myself.

[@alwaysmindit9198]

had to come back after Stephen Hawking's death....RIP to a legend

[@blazerbennett1933]

Paul Sean same...

[@leanamanzuetah]

Me too